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I went on an HKT48 date and I fell!
You fell! You fell!
I don't know why, but I fell all of a sudden.
It's because you can see your pants!
I see.
But I move a lot, so I fall easily.
Oh, I just remembered!
Just two days ago, I went to work in Nagoya.
After work, I went for dinner and took a bullet train home.
While I was waiting at home, a man came up to me and said,
Dad, I just went to an SKE concert.
Oh, I see! Please take care of HKT48, too!
I said, "Don't say that!"
I was surprised, too!
Why do I have to say 'Please take care of HKT48, too'?
What's that supposed to mean?
It's funny that you said it first and then said it alone.
Please take care of HKT48, too!
I'm happy! Thank you!
That's funny.
Do you have any special skills?
I don't have any special skills.
No way!
Do you have any other special skills you want to improve?
Any special skills I want to improve...
There are many kinds of special skills.
I feel like I'm sick.
I really feel like I'm sick.
You're laughing again!
Why?
You're definitely weird!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I can feel how weak you are every day!
You're growing up and you're getting taller and you're getting shorter and shorter!
You're right!
You're already 10kg heavier!
You're so heavy!
You're right about my physical strength.
I started doing hot yoga.
I do yoga in a warm place.
I know!
Don't make fun of me!
You're an old man!
Don't make fun of me!
I know hot yoga and hot coffee!
I said "yes" even though I didn't know!
I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry!
People who can't do hot yoga can do it in a warm place!
What about special skills?
I don't have any special skills.
You have something!
You know...
You're imitating me in a show.
No!
You don't look like me!
I couldn't play the guitar from the beginning!
I can only make "f" sounds.
I can't make "jyan" sounds.
If you can do it, you can become like me!
Doraemon!
You idiot, Doraemon!
You still sound like an elf.
You idiot, Doraemon!
I really don't know.
There are things you can do.
I think there are things you can do.
Who is a popular kid these days?
A popular kid these days is...
Who is it?
Carrie.
Carrie is hard to imitate.
She doesn't have any features.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Shut up!
What did Director Hara do?
This is terrible.
I have something to complain about.
Director Hara is quite popular, isn't he?
You?
I don't like that.
Anyway, please call me Director Hara at handshakes.
Really?
Even at a press conference, he always asks me for a pose like this.
Even at concerts, there is a board called "Director Hara".
Really? Is that your first time seeing this show?
That's right!
Say it!
That's right!
By the way, there was an event called "West-West Singing Competition" the other day.
The opening VTR was taken properly because it was a solid concert.
I see.
It was a good-looking VTR with everyone playing baseball and cool VTRs.
The director really wanted me to imitate Director Hara.
I was a little confused, too.
Since it was a serious VTR...
That's right!
I thought it would be weird for me to imitate Director Hara all of a sudden.
But I really love that impersonation, so I wanted to be in it.
I was asked if I could do an impersonation of Director Hara.
I said, "Well, I see. If you say so."
I was really excited about it.
Wow! This is it! This is it! This is it!
When I finished it, it wasn't there anymore.
I was like, "What?!"
I just did it there.
What kind of impersonation is that?
It's one of my favorite impersonations.
Let's make more of those kinds of impersonations!
This time...
Yes!
"Jimmy Sevens"!
What is that?
No, it's not!
It's evolving.
Really?
This time, it's a special one!
"Neo Jimmy Sevens"!
No, you can't do that!
Does that even have "neo" in it?
To be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about!
Right?
That's right!
In order to increase my presence...
I've decided to acquire a special skill.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then...
I'll do the VTR.
"Jimmy Sevens" is...
Huh?
What kind of special skill did you acquire?
It's me, Loren!
You're terrible!
Apologize to Nobuyo-san.
Furthermore, in the second half of the show...
They're supposed to have a serious match, but...
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Hit me! - Hit me!
What's with you?
No, no, no!
To Hassy's sharp comment,
Gotory-san is seriously embarrassed!
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
- Don't do it, Hassy! - Don't do it, Hassy!
Now, let's go out again to win back our fans' hearts!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- This time, it's Sinta and Ace, right? - Yeah!
This time, aside from Komada...
Out of the 164 episodes that have been broadcasted so far...
Very few members have appeared in the show.
- It's the second time for Daikomu! - On the other hand...
The most number of members who have appeared in the show is...
Wow!
It's the third person in a row.
It's more than I expected.
In other words...
If I were to describe these seven members in one word...
It's boring.
That's why, this time...
In order to win first place and aim for entering the show...
I plan to make a commitment to a certain master!
Yeah!
- Is it here? - Yes, it's here!
So far, there hasn't been any waves, right?
- Hello! - Hello!
- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!
What a suspicious shop!
Oh my!
We'll be taking care of this handsome man!
Oh!
Actually, there were many like him!
Wow!
A professional magician based in Fukuoka, Mr. Shin!
I want to learn too!
Anyway, the seven Neo G.B. 7 members who don't have flowers...
In order to acquire flashy special skills...
Will challenge themselves to learn magic!
First of all, they'll show us a professional's example...
- If you remember it, it'll be exciting! - Yeah!
Let's choose one randomly and have it sign it for you.
- Ah, I see that a lot! - Yes, yes!
Please choose one randomly...
- Can I ask you something? - Yes, it's okay! Please choose one!
- Then... - Wow! It's unique!
- What's that?! - What's that?!
It looks like a poisonous frog!
- What's that?! - Can you sign it for me?
- What's that?! - What's that?!
- Yes! - Yes!
They'll randomly choose a card and have it sign it for you!
- Ah, I see that a lot! - This card is...
There's a version where you put your finger down and it comes up like this...
But this one...
You have to fold it like this!
You've seen it before, right?!
You fold it like this!
You fold it up like this!
If you fold it up like this, you can see the card!
Ah, you can see it!
You put it up like this...
You put your finger down and it comes up like this!
- What?! - What?!
- It came up! - It came up!
- What?! - What?!
I can't tell from this distance!
It came up!
Next up is...
Card Handling Magic!
Pay attention to Shusan's right hand!
When you take it from above, you make a card like this.
There is a card!
There is a back and there is a front.
When you turn the card over, pretend like you are taking it.
There is a back and there is a front.
You grab the card like this.
You grab the card like this again.
You put the card back in and grab it like this.
You hide the card like this, but in the end...
That guy!
The power comes out of his mouth.
He's famous now.
That's not true.
I wish I could do something like that.
You can become popular.
Furthermore, the instant-movement magic using coins!
You use four 500-yen coins.
First of all, can you put out your right hand?
There are four of them.
Can you put out your right hand like this and say "here it comes"?
What does it mean?
For example, there are four of them.
Can you put out your right hand like this and say "here it comes"?
You put one 500-yen coin in your hand and make it move instantly.
Can you put out your right hand like this and say "here it comes"?
There are four of them.
Can you put out your right hand like this and say "here it comes"?
Here it comes!
I'm scared!
You're lying!
I'm sure you're putting in some kind of money.
Even if it's three cards, I'll use one of them.
It's going to fall and break.
It's going to touch your hand.
Please stop using it for marriage.
Next is...
Ui suspects Komada was playing Guldad.
It's a simple operation.
Yes.
One, right?
Two, three.
Four.
She said four.
Can you close your hands?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Put the coin in your pocket.
And make an image of it.
Return the coin and close your hands.
She's going to move this invisible 500-yen coin into Ui's hands.
There's a gap here.
Did you see it?
You're lying!
It was soft.
You're lying!
My hands are sweating.
Do you like it?
No, I don't like it!
My hands are sweating!
What are you going to do?
So far, I think Shun is the most brilliant.
You're brilliant.
From now on, I'd like you to learn magic and show it off.
I'm going to practice now.
Let's go!
Thank you!
They will switch places and practice telekinesis.
First of the magic is cross-up magic.
For example, this kind of magic you do in front of a table.
This is one of them.
Then, stage magic.
Then, illusion magic.
There are three kinds of illusions.
They will challenge three kinds of magic.
They will practice in different genres.
I'm counting on you.
Kurihara will challenge cross-up magic.
She will bend a spoon.
It's a simple trick, isn't it?
Tsutsui and Yamauchi will challenge magic that comes out of a balloon.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't let go of it.
Iwahana makes an effort and uses high-level magic to make the illustration real.
They practice silently in the corner of the room.
It's dark.
In a human sense.
And these three will challenge the most difficult illusion this time.
It's in there.
It hurts a little.
This will get stuck.
I can't see the seeds from above.
The key to success is to match the breathing of the three.
I guess you're weak to pressure, everyone.
That's right.
Two hours of practice.
Could they have learned the magic?
Oh, that might be it.
It's true.
We should be able to do it, too.
This magic show is brought to you by Neo Genie 7.
First, Kurihara's spoon mage.
It's a little warm.
Will it work?
I'm going to use a spoon this time.
This is a regular spoon.
I'm going to have Sashihara and Goto choose it for me.
Which one do you want?
I'll go with the right one.
Yes, this one.
No, no, no.
I'll give you this one.
Not with the right hand.
Look at me with the right hand.
The spoon is bending more and more.
Is it bending?
Oh, it's bending.
It's bending a lot.
Wow.
This is amazing.
Wow.
I'm surprised.
Thank you very much.
Show me how you do it.
If you don't do it like "kankan", you'll never be able to break up.
There's no answer.
Next up is Ms. Yamauchi and Ms. Tsutsui.
Yay!
Ms. Tsutsui, I'd like you to inflate the balloon first.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Oh, poor thing.
Please tie it up.
Yes.
It's said that what's drawn becomes real and flies out of the balloon, but...
Yes, it's done.
It's a picture of a pigeon.
I'd like to put the balloon with a picture of a pigeon here.
Don't do it like that. It won't break.
Yes.
OK.
I'd like to cast a spell on this balloon.
You're doing it again.
Here I go.
One, two...
Come on!
There's a sound.
Wow, there's a sound coming out of the back.
There was a push.
A big push.
Next up is Iwahana.
Instead of playing a trick game,
she's going to use sketchbook magic.
First of all, in this sketchbook...
I'm going to draw a plastic bottle.
Iron sword.
This is tea, so I'm going to write "tea" here.
You can also connect these parts with a network.
That's right. This is difficult.
And I'm going to draw a cute heart.
You can also turn your attention this way.
That's right.
Tea.
Tea is delicious, so I'm going to write "it's delicious" here.
I've never seen this before.
It's her first time.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
And...
No, it's inflated.
No, no.
It's gone.
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
You wrote it beforehand, didn't you?
Now, these three will challenge...
I'd like to show you my illusion.
Wow, this is amazing.
Kii-chan, come on!
Come on!
She's cute.
Thank you.
You're cute.
Now, I'd like you to write "tea" in this box.
Okay.
Well, for fans...
Oh, that's nice.
You can just show your legs.
You can show your legs.
And close your eyes.
Bye-bye.
Huh?
That's right.
Okay.
Here you go.
There's a sharp sword in the box, and I'd like to stab it into this box more and more.
Well, not there yet.
That's not good at all.
There it is!
No way!
There it is!
I'm sorry!
I'll continue.
It didn't hit you, did it?
It's a proof of success.
I hope you succeed next time!
Oh, thank goodness!
I'll stab it in more and more.
Well, not there yet.
That's not good at all.
I'd like to put in a tube.
Here you go.
I got it!
You got it!
I got it!
Yeah!
Okay, for the last time, I'll stab it in more and more with this big one.
Okay.
Don't say "kagan-konkan-konkan-konkan".
Just say "kagan-konkan-konkan-konkan".
Okay, I've finished all of them.
Let's have a look.
It looks like this.
There's nothing in it, right?
Well, I'd like to take them out one by one.
This one came out of the side of the screen.
That's really amazing.
That box is amazing.
It came out of the side of the screen.
That's amazing.
What will happen to P-chan inside of it?
Three, two, one!
That's right.
Oh, but it came out of the side of the screen.
No, that's not right.
It came out of the side of the screen.
What's inside of it?
It came out of the side of the screen.
Thank you very much!
It's a shame that it came out of the side of the screen.
It's a shame, isn't it?
Somehow, all of them succeeded and came out of the screen safely.
Thank you very much!
It was perfect!
Yasshuu-san, you're making fun of me!
With the growth of Neo Jimmy Seven, their trip is over!
Isn't it good, this series?
Ah, Jimmy Seven, somehow...
It's good that we can do it again.
I heard it was the most fun trip recently.
Really?
It was really fun!
Somehow...
I ate seven bowls of kake-udon.
There's nothing on it!
From now on, we will ask Sassy and Goto-nii-san, who answer HKT48's simple questions.
This time, it's from Imada and Motomura.
I liked the rock-paper-scissors you two played, so I want you to do it again.
Eh?
What was it again?
Did we do it?
I don't remember it at all.
Well, I don't remember hitting you or covering you.
I don't remember it.
And so, hitting and covering, rock-paper-scissors trial match!
Here I go.
Hitting and covering...
What is it?
No, no, no!
Ah, hitting and covering...
That's really embarrassing.
You're saying something like a Kansai comedian's emotions!
I'm sorry.
Hitting and covering...
That's really embarrassing!
I can't move forward!
Let's do it like that.
I've done it like that before.
Here I go.
Hitting and covering...
Who will win?
I can't do it anymore!
My tears are coming out!
I can't do it anymore!
You're kidding me!
Here we go!
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
I did it!
This is scary!
I can't do it anymore! My tears are coming out!
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
What's wrong with you?
This is terrible.
No, I'm not terrible. It's just that you're terrible.
Because I'm winning in terms of results.
That's right.
This is difficult.
This is difficult. I can't do it since a long time ago.
You have to hold this and lift it up.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Here we go!
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
You're so pathetic.
I'm definitely going to win no matter what you do.
You're just going to hold it, aren't you?
Now, who was the brightest person today?
I'll start with you.
I'm fine.
I won!
You're not going to win this time.
I'm not going to win.
Okay, let's end it like this.
Okay, see you next week. Good night!
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Next week, they boast of their physical strength in the Grand Prix.
They claim they're not athletic at all.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!