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H.A.N.D. FANTIASMA!
THAT'S ALL!
H.K.T. FANTASAMA! ODEGAKE!
Mr. Goto, as usual, thank you for having me.
No, no, you're full of weird feelings.
No, it's like...
Wait, I heard you have good Japanese quality.
No, it's not like I have good Japanese quality or anything like that...
I just thought I'd give it a try in various places and see how it is.
I see, I see.
I said it a little bit, but...
I only have weird feelings about it.
I like it quite a lot.
Oh, really?
You can do it in the open air.
What do you mean?
Like in the garden.
No way!
Why not?
It's cold and hot outside.
You're always complaining.
But you know, like in an open cafe...
You know, the one where you're like, "Whoa!"
You can do it like that.
I know, I know.
That's true.
But it's fun to do it in various places, isn't it?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I think you should give it a try.
Oh, right!
Yes?
Actually, there's something I have to tell you, Goto.
What is it?
H.K. FANTASAMA! ODEGAKE!
Oh! Why? You're 18 years old!
I want to go to college.
Did you get any advice?
Not advice, but the story about graduating...
Oh, you already reported it!
Yeah, I was already reporting it.
I.C.H.A.N. used to send me messages when I.C.H.A.N. wasn't doing well.
She's a person who tends to get depressed easily.
So if we didn't get along, she'd send me messages on a regular basis.
She's really the only member...
Was there a moment when you thought, "That's it"?
She's a common kid, if you ask me.
She's an easygoing kid who doesn't seem like she's in a good mood.
So I was really worried about her on H.K. FANTASAMA! ODEGAKE! and sent her messages...
Yeah...
But...
If she was like, "Wow! Are you going to quit? Are you going to attack me?"
Yeah...
I'd say, "Wait a minute."
But she's really calm about it...
Yeah...
So I thought, "Well, I'm glad I graduated."
Oh...
Well, it's for your future, right?
Yes!
And furthermore, Mr. Goto...
Oh, you're mean!
Finally...
Matsuoka and Moriasu's first photoshoot!
Oh, man...
Some people graduate...
Yeah...
Some people fly all over the place...
That's right.
Wow!
Let me see!
Oh, you two are amazing!
How old are you?
Matsuoka is a college student.
And Moriasu is a high school student.
I see, I see...
So you're high school students...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
You're high school students...
But...
You're taking off your school uniform.
Oh, yeah!
Wait a minute!
You're right!
But I think I'm going to take off my school uniform after this.
Oh...
Yesterday, I took off my school uniform and suddenly took it off in my school uniform.
Oh...
Oh, it's from here, right?
Oh, look!
Oh, it's here!
I took it off!
Yes!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing in a sacred school?!
Oh, no...
With a tatami mat...
Can I see it?
It's nothing.
With a tatami mat...
Wow!
Today and a little...
Oh, you're right!
They're linked.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's like they're connected.
It's like 3D.
There are people who challenge photography.
There are people who challenge college.
There's nothing good or bad about it.
Oh, you've already said it.
You're going to get into trouble soon.
I want to go to the studio again. I'm curious about your ears.
You're making fun of me.
Really?
I'm curious about your ears.
You always smile a lot.
Oh, you're right.
You're a cheerful person.
Oh, you're right.
It's surprising, isn't it?
Oh, you're taking off your uniform again.
Why are you taking off your uniform again?
What is it? Is it a romance?
Of course, it's about age.
But it's a man's romance, isn't it?
You're taking off your uniform in the classroom.
It's nice.
It's sexy, isn't it?
In this hotel...
It's like a hotel gathering.
It's like a hotel where you're on a date.
It's like that.
You're saying that again. What do you think of it?
It's a story.
But I think that taking off your uniform and going to the hotel all of a sudden are different hobbies, aren't they?
Which one is better in the end?
Well...
I don't know.
But that's a separate hobby, isn't it?
I see.
Then it's fun for both of you.
That's right.
I see.
I like the hotel one better.
But I think it's better to take it off of your uniform.
That's...
It's hard to watch.
Then I like the hotel one better.
It's like a hotel gathering.
It's like breaking up in a hotel.
It's like that.
When you go home...
The girl goes home first.
At that time, what is the girl thinking about when she presses the elevator button?
She's thinking about a lot of things.
How can you say that from this greeting?
Furthermore, in the second half of the show...
That's why I might hate it the most.
What?!
You're disgusting!
Sassy's personality is too strong in love.
As expected of Goto-niisan.
Today, too...
For the sake of science and technology...
Go out!
Ah, Rin-chan is laughing.
Yes, I, Koujina Yui, will be your tour guide for today.
What are you doing? You're wearing a hakama.
That's right.
Today, we'd like to explore a famous martial art.
Martial art!
What is it?
Since I've become like this...
The intensity of martial art has increased a lot.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Look, just by looking at it...
The white color is different.
This is different!
Wait, wait!
This is different!
The martial art that seven people wearing hakama will challenge is...
Excuse me.
What is it? What is it?
It looks painful. It looks painful.
It's heavy. It's heavy.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Excuse me.
Hello.
It looks like it's going to break.
What martial art is it?
This is Aikido.
Aikido.
It's a martial art called Aikido.
What is Aikido?
Aikido is a martial art where you use the power of your opponent and defeat them regardless of their height.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Shohei-juku will teach us.
Not only for women, but also for foreigners.
It's a famous dojo in Fukuoka.
What is your name?
Fujioka Hiroshi.
What's your name?
It's strange, isn't it?
I'm raising my hand.
Are you a fan of Fujioka Hiroshi?
When I was born, I wasn't a fan of Fujioka Hiroshi.
But did you know that Fujioka Hiroshi isn't your real name?
My real name is Fujioka Hiroshi.
Can we do it, too?
No, we can't.
We can't do it at all.
We can teach you Aikido.
Can you do at least one technique?
I'm looking forward to it.
Nice to meet you.
Fujioka Hiroshi's Aikido.
This time, he will tell us the truth about the dangerous situation that happens to the members.
If you are attacked by a robber, what would you do?
I would dodge, grab, and defeat the enemy.
That's not positive.
I would use my strength and do it.
I would grab it and pull it.
That's impossible!
I don't know what you just said.
Why would you fall down?
I would do like this...
My hand was left behind...
I would grab it...
I would raise my finger...
I would fall down...
You can't grab it.
I would raise my little finger and do like this...
It hurts.
I can't stand up.
Really?
Will you fall down or break down?
Either one.
That's right.
Let's try it.
Twist the grabbed hand outward and release it.
Don't use too much strength.
Use the other hand to twist the opponent's wrist outward and defeat him.
The point is to rotate and release.
I can't do it anymore.
Aikido's first step.
Matsuoka will try to remove his hand.
You can only do it this way.
I can't do it.
This is not Aikido anymore.
I can't do it!
I can't do it.
You can do it like this.
I see.
Rotate your hand and pull it out at once from between the fingers of your opponent.
When your hand is thin, right?
Next is Umemoto.
That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right!
It's not good!
Why can't you do it?
Why can't you do it? Your face is getting red.
He swallows it quickly.
Just touching it once will make your hand come off.
From now on, the students will also cooperate and teach each other in one-to-one.
Umemoto, who is good at Aikido, seems to have grasped the tips.
In addition, there are members who show unexpected improvements.
Even for men?
However, Tomiyoshi, who is not very good at sports...
...can't take his hands off.
In addition, these members...
Ouch!
...can't take their hands off.
After this, Hiroshi Fujioka will teach Matsuoka in one-to-one.
And...
First, Umemoto, who is good at Aikido...
Wow!
It's like you've been doing it for years!
Are you a beginner?
No, I'm not!
You're good!
No, I'm not!
The whole thing is in a mess.
It's nothing!
I don't know! It was easy for me to remove it from the beginning.
Wow!
Somehow...
Wow!
I was wondering why it was like that.
She easily removed it and returned it like this!
Even those who can do it can do it smoothly like this, right?
That's right!
Next up is Emiri Yamashita!
Will she be able to demonstrate her training results?
Wow!
It's the same as the glasses!
What is this?!
Wow!
She can do it with glasses!
Please enter the competition!
Start!
Go ahead!
Yamashita showed unexpected talent!
Wow!
She's so good that she's attracted by the market!
Ouch!
My eyes are shaking!
I can't move!
Next up is Kurihara!
Kojina!
Goto also did it brilliantly!
You're good!
You're the best!
That's right!
The rest of them are students from different schools.
First up is Tomioshi!
Has he ever been able to do anything?
He can't do anything!
Ouch!
Oh, but...
Yay!
Actually...
Tomioshi trained until his wrists turned red.
But he managed to defeat him!
Next up is Matsuoka, another passionate student!
Cute face!
Wow!
What is it?
Are you touching it?
What were you doing?
You can take it off now!
You had a hard time at first.
You're too nice to yourself.
You can take it off now.
She struggled to take her hands off, but managed to do it!
Next up is a self-defense technique when you're attacked in the middle of the street.
You use a weapon.
A weapon?
Interesting!
What is it?
A short sword.
A short sword?
Yes, a short sword.
What?
You have a weapon?
It comes at me.
What?
You can't face it.
It's a little difficult because of the speed.
You can't do it!
You can't do it in the middle of the street!
I don't think I can do it.
You touched it earlier.
You grabbed it here, didn't you?
You did it like this, didn't you?
You can do it in the middle of the street.
Wow!
You're so calm!
But if you can avoid it and grab it...
Is it real?
No way!
The opponent who comes with a weapon and rushes.
Turn and dodge.
Grab and retaliate.
Rotate your body according to your opponent's speed.
Grab your opponent's lower body from your elbow.
These two timings are important.
How do you grab it?
The other way around.
That's dangerous.
Once again.
Domiyoshi is worried about her weapon.
She has a hard time turning and dodging.
That's right!
You can avoid it and then you can defeat it.
It's difficult!
Once you turn and dodge...
You have to grab it while you're moving forward.
It's difficult to grab it properly.
On the other hand, Matsuoka...
She can't grab it below her opponent's elbow.
That's impossible.
But they're both good at it.
It's not easy to turn and dodge.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm glad you're okay.
Why?
Is Goto making you do it?
No!
Wow!
Let's see their training.
Let's go!
First, Tomiyoshi. Can he use his weapon and decide his revenge?
Here you go.
Ah, a bat!
Ah, no bat.
Because you're already dead.
I'm ready.
I'm not going to get stabbed.
I'm ready.
Here it is!
How is it?
It was properly deployed.
The first bat!
It wasn't possible, but...
He succeeded in turning his body, which he struggled with, and got his revenge!
Matsuoka, who couldn't grab his elbow from below...
Put your hands together.
Is it okay?
Oh, it's better than before.
Well, you know...
Shall we cut it?
Yes, let's cut it like this.
Ah, thank goodness!
He calmly directs his movement towards him, grabs his elbow from below, and manages to get his revenge!
Next up is Yutosei Yamashita!
It suits you.
Yeah, it suits you.
Here you go.
Oh!
He's strong!
He's good!
It's okay. It was properly deployed.
Yes, thank you.
The camera is too good.
Next up is Umemoto!
Wow!
Are you okay?
Yes! The teacher already knows!
He's a little popular, but...
He kindly teaches Aikido.
He presents a badge of departure to Mr. Ujioka Hiroshi!
Thank you!
He learns the difficulties of protecting himself...
And grows up again...
Outing complete!
Surprisingly, Emily was good at it, too.
Yeah, surprisingly.
She looked good in it.
Among HKT members, Emily seems like the most common person.
Do you know that?
She doesn't pay attention to the camera.
She doesn't comment on trivial things.
When it's over, she looks at the camera and says, "Yay!"
Thank you.
Your way of talking is like a veteran's manzai character.
I'm going to go crazy.
From now on, we're going to answer HKT48's simple questions.
We're going to ask Sassy and Gotori.
People often say that it's better to meet in person than in photos.
Do you two pay attention when you take pictures?
Don't you think it's better to take pictures with a cute face?
It's a little...
Now, this kind of woman in the middle of taking pictures of herself is ugly.
If you try to take this, you're not like the face of the woman you're taking pictures of.
Yes, I was able to do it.
Ah, well, well, well, well, well, well.
What's wrong?
Oh, I think I might have done it!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Huh?
Somehow...
- Ah! This is a man's image! - Isn't it easier now?
Right?
Oh, so this is how you hold it.
Yes, yes. Instead of looking at the camera, you should look straight at me.
Like this.
Isn't it cool?
Yes, it is.
This is good. You should use it for a detergent photo.
Why?
Why do you want me to take it from such an angle?
Okay, next question.
Okay.
From Natsu.
I can't sleep well recently.
I was late for two hours in private the other day.
How do you two get up in the morning?
How do we get up?
I've never slept badly in my life.
What?
If someone is late, they say it a lot, so I'm careful about it.
So, I might hate people who are late the most.
What?
Then, if you meet up with a guy...
Oh, I absolutely hate it!
After this, Sassy's feminine side comes out.
She can't believe her late boyfriend's behavior.
That's the kind of woman I am.
What?
If you know your boyfriend's family's LINE number or something like that, I'll contact you.
Is it okay for you to sit with me like this?
You're disgusting!
Sassy's unbelievable behavior shows when her boyfriend is late for a date.
What?
Then, if you meet up with a guy...
Oh, I absolutely hate it!
I absolutely hate it!
That's the opposite.
No, if it's work or something like that...
I'm sorry, but I have work in the morning.
No, I mean, in front of Hachiko in Shibuya...
What time?
Eleven o'clock in the morning.
By the way, I'll definitely be there at ten-fifty.
Whaaaat?!
So, you'll be getting closer and closer to eleven o'clock.
Eleven o'clock!
Of course, I'll be fine until before eleven o'clock.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
So, when it's eleven o'clock...
I'll be like, "Huh?"
So, what about eleven minutes and two minutes?
I'll call you.
Huh?! Just two minutes?!
So, what do you think will happen?
Huh?! No, just two minutes.
Huh?! I'll be worried.
So, five minutes.
So, if you know your boyfriend's family's LINE number or something like that...
I'll call you.
"Are you okay?" I'll say.
You're disgusting!
No, if you get a message saying you'll be late or something like that...
I don't mind.
But if you don't get a message, I'm worried you'll be dead for five minutes.
You're crazy!
Huh?!
You're looking back at Hachiko!
Huh?!
You're crazy!
Why?!
Wouldn't you be worried if you were five minutes late?!
I'm not worried!
You didn't even get a message!
I was like, "What are you doing?!"
Huh?!
No, I'll definitely call you.
And I'll call you until you call me.
That's the kind of woman I am.
Oh, I see.
And then, on the phone you called...
Oh, sorry, sorry, you're late.
No! Definitely not!
It's annoying!
It'll take you another fifteen minutes.
What will you do?
Huh?!
That's annoying!
I'll wait in the hallway.
Who was the brightest member today?!
What will you do?!
I'll do my best.
What will you do?!
Lastly, I'd like to say some good bean knowledge.
Shut up!
Hiroshi Fujioka is a comedian.
You left it out and took it away.
That's it!
I did it!
Thank you very much!
Next time...
On Kumamoto Stage...
A big autumn harvest festival!
I'm scared!
Denkon and Hamaburi...
Can you harvest them?
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