AISubs v3.5
A.G.E. Japanese original!
Let's start with one corner of the building.
Excuse me. Hello.
Wow!
I'm laughing a lot.
Is it like that?
Yes.
I see.
It's hard to clap.
Let's clap more.
Even when we came in, we didn't say "Hello."
You even pushed me.
At first...
Yes.
Lemon sour and raw.
You're going to eat a lot.
This time, it's "Fall in love with my father."
It means "new star's feelings."
Really?
So I didn't choose "new star."
When you go out and get caught by me, it's delicious.
Yes.
Tonight, Sassy will urgently photograph Jimmy Seven, a member who doesn't like it.
What will you order?
Spicy ramen.
What will you eat?
Abasero ramen.
What will you do?
I'll drink alcohol.
Zatoini will discover new characters.
It's funny.
That's it!
So...
Fall in love with my father.
New star's discoveries special.
Let's have a toast.
Murashige.
Yes!
Well...
What's with you?
You're such a plain guy.
Cheers!
How is it? Isn't it awkward?
This is awkward.
You're so nice.
It's awkward, isn't it?
And now, the members' fame.
We looked up how famous they are in Akihabara.
The survey method is "if you say their full names, you know".
Oh!
That's the count.
Everyone looks anxious, but only Murashige seems confident.
He's not like that!
First of all, we'll announce the ranking of the 100 most famous people in Akihabara.
The most famous people in Akihabara.
The least famous.
Oh, the first place is the least famous.
The first place is the least famous.
I see.
The sixth place.
Famous people.
24%.
Sixth place?
Okada and Kanna.
So, they're known as the second most famous people in Akihabara.
That's amazing!
24% is pretty high, isn't it?
Not one of them is famous.
That's amazing!
Shall we move on?
Yes.
Fifth place.
Famous people.
22%.
Shimo's station.
No way!
It's true!
No way!
That's amazing!
How do you know it?
It's the third most famous among them.
What?
That's amazing!
I'm getting anxious.
What's wrong? You're getting anxious?
I was called first, so I'm getting anxious.
I see. You thought you could win?
Yes.
It happens sometimes.
I see.
Let's move on.
The fourth most famous.
18%.
Did you read it, Emily?
What?
That's amazing!
I did it!
That's amazing!
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
Did you read it?
I'm happy.
I see.
The last one is...
Raise your hand.
You look anxious, but you're not.
What's wrong with you?
You think you're winning, don't you?
What are you laughing about?
I'll read it.
The third most famous.
12%.
Is it you, Hiroka?
Thank you!
You don't look too happy about it.
But you didn't lose.
Yes.
You're anxious, aren't you?
I'm anxious.
The last one is...
There are only three people left.
The clouds and snow in your clothes are suspicious, too.
There are more clouds than in the opening.
I'll read it.
The second most famous.
8%.
It's one digit.
Hokazu no Azuki!
You did it!
I see.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy!
I thought it would be the last one.
I see.
Eight people know their names out of a hundred people.
That's amazing.
Now, the first place...
You're mean!
Please!
No, I'm serious!
Please!
You're mean!
I'll read it.
The first place in the most famous ranking is...
Who is even less famous?
The most famous is 2%.
2%!
That's crazy!
It's Innoveria!
Congratulations!
I don't want to be congratulated.
How do you feel?
You're mean!
Innoveria...
I'll use this as an excuse.
I'll do my best!
It's about 40,000 from the bottom.
It's the same!
That's right!
Everyone looks happy, but it's the same!
It's the same!
Right?
Now...
I want to go!
She's already determined.
She's already determined!
Let's go!
7th place, the most famous one is...
Murashige Anna!
Yay!
By the way, she's famous for...
"Dantotsu" 60%!
Yay!
What?!
"Tomeranian" and "Gilgulen"
You know...
Yeah?
"Sassy" and "Gotoh" are also famous!
What?!
Wow!
They're super famous!
I'm traumatized, actually!
Why?
In the past, "Jinnai-san" and "Nagagake-san" and "Footballer" were popular in Osaka.
"Jin-san" and "Nagagake-san" are super famous!
"Iwao" is also amazing!
In my opinion, it's overwhelmingly low!
What?!
Yeah!
It's like "Iwao's partner"!
"Gotoh" is also an MC now, but back in the day...
"Iwao" is not...
It's not an MC now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So...
"Gotoh" is as famous for...
You can compare it with anything!
Yeah!
You know...
"Baran" that I eat with my bento...
Oh! "Minori-no-kore" (green "this")
You didn't know "baran" before, did you?!
I just heard it for the first time!
"Minori-no-kore" (green "this")
It's like "Minori-no-kore" (green "this")
"Baran" is as famous as "Gotoh"!
"Gotoh" is like "baran"!
You said "gotoh" is like "gotoh" before, but I'm like "gotoh"!
To be honest...
There's a show that only 30% of Japanese people know about...
When we asked people of all ages all over Japan...
It was like 30%!
30%!
So...
It wasn't as famous as "Murasugi"!
The chassis?
Yeah!
In terms of location...
Yeah...
So I'm worried and scared...
Yeah...
Look at these two seniors...
For when something happened...
Insurance...
It was like 30%!
Look! This is it!
This is the number of years!
It's scary, you know?
You're shaking!
It's scary!
Hurry up and say it! It's scary!
Okay! I'll say it!
I'll announce it!
Okay!
The chassis is...
98% famous!
What are you talking about?
That's impossible!
98% is amazing!
I'm happy!
It's about 5 and a half percent!
I did it!
And...
Give me 100 yen.
Goto's famous rate is...
18%!
What's that?
18%?
Can you say someone's name?
Oh, that's right!
People who know only their name are 86%!
I'm going to say "Terumoto!"
Cute!
I see!
But it's true!
Musashi is...
100% only his name!
Goto-san...
I'm sorry...
Did you eat something?
From now on...
The members will use their own moves...
And present themselves to Goto-san!
If you have something close to you...
When you step on something...
Now! Murashige!
Something like that!
You can make a good flow!
Jimmy Seven will show...
His special move!
Even if you get tired...
Goto-san will cook for you!
Now! Murashige!
First of all, let's start with Ms. Yuria, who has the least fame in this show!
I think I can do something that no one can do in this show.
That's it! That's what the entertainment world is about!
That's good!
My ears move.
Boring!
My ears and scalp move.
Boring things are two-top, aren't they?
It's easy to understand if you have fingers and hands and first joints are synchronized...
But I don't know anything about scalp!
No, I know!
Really?
I know!
That's about it!
Then, since we're here...
Ms. Goto-san, please say it as an MC!
You're good at this?
Yes!
Oh, try it!
Here I go!
My ears and scalp move.
Oh!
Your ears and scalp move!
Please watch me!
Yes!
It moves, doesn't it?
I'll say it again!
I didn't know it moved!
That's why I reacted like that!
My heart can't move at all!
In fact, no one can do it!
No, no, no!
Ms. Korokke can do more!
She's amazing!
She's a human power!
Hazuki-chan!
Yes!
Another one!
Ms. Goto-san has been practicing a song she knows 100%!
She's been practicing a song!
What song is it?
Then...
Should I say it?
Yes!
Here you go!
Stop it!
Why not?
Why?
Now is East.
Stop it!
Why?
Stop it!
Why?
Isn't it a song with 0.7% fame called "Now is East"?
What?
Ms. Goto-san...
Oh! Yes, yes, yes!
She plays the guitar!
That's right!
She made it for a long show!
It's embarrassing!
When I was in middle school, I was playing with my friends.
And one day I thought I wanted to do it in front of Goto-san!
And when I went out, I wrote in the survey that I wanted to sing "Now is East" too!
I see!
This time it's finally here!
So you weren't practicing just for this once, you've always wanted to do it!
That's right!
I see!
That makes me happy!
I see!
That's why you're wearing
Goto Terumoto's
"Teru" and "Teruteru" pose!
What's that?
That's cute! You must be nervous!
What did you like?
What did you like when you went out?
I liked the song "Kagura" and "Yukata" too!
I see!
And at that time, for the first time,
Sojiyana-san said "Hazuki-chan"
at her wife's place!
And the fans
said "You said it for the first time!"
I see!
I was really happy about it!
The voice of your wife is very important for you guys!
It's very important!
Hashi said I was like
Murashi's husband, Torindom-san
and I was really happy about it!
And the fans also
care about it a lot!
When I was promoting "Kagura",
I said "Shimono is cute!"
and the fans were like
Ahhh!
That's great!
In a word of "sassy",
30 people clapped differently!
That's true!
Sojiyana-san said
You said it for the first time!
and I said "Hazuki-chan"
at her wife's place!
And the fans
said "You said it for the first time!"
and I said "Murashi's husband, Torindom-san"
and I was really happy about it!
And the fans also
cared about it a lot!
P-chan!
I have an impersonation!
It's from Rola-san!
Rola-san became
Tsubaki-oniyakko-san!
It's like a one-time thing!
Please do it!
Yahoo! It's Rola!
Recently,
I have a lot of favorite things!
First of all, perfume!
Also, fruits!
(Laughs)
It's really funny!
It's like a gradation!
Tsubaki-oniyakko-san suddenly appears!
It's really funny!
I like the series
with Tsubaki-oniyakko-san suddenly appearing!
Really?
How do you make it look like you're going out?
That's difficult!
After all, what's important is
not going out but...
For example,
you go to a store early
or you order something
early.
For example,
you order a very spicy menu
or you order two or three dishes
and you say "what would you like?" and they say "very spicy ramen"
and you say "habanero ramen" and they say "what about you?"
That's all you need to say.
I see.
What would you like to order?
You don't say like that normally!
What would you like to order?
I would like a very spicy ramen.
What would you like to order?
I would like a drink.
That's funny.
It's good.
You can say "yakko-nen" (it's spicy)
You can say it like a wife's father.
That's right.
Next, Oka-pan will show us her skills.
What will you do for me?
I think it's amazing to find good and bad points of people at the same time.
That's why I'm meeting Goto for the first time today.
I see. I see. I'll have you say it.
I also have things I need to fix.
I'd like you to say ten bad points of me.
I won't say that!
Seriously?
I think I'll be listening to you for six years.
Please say it.
Your smile is disgusting.
Your face is disgusting.
Your V-neck is kind of cool.
No.
I know.
Your face is big.
Your voice is...
Stop it!
Dad!
Stop it!
Dad, I'm sorry!
What is this?
It's hard, isn't it?
It's too hard!
There are good points, right?
Yes, there are good points.
Where?
Let's hear ten of them.
There were five more, right?
Your three-speed radio.
That's right.
Your voice is like an old man's.
My voice is like an old man's?
Your wife's child...
Pero-chan?
Pero-chan...
Your sleeping habits...
Zero.
That's right.
That's all.
I want to see Okan now.
I'm getting lonely.
I want you to hug me.
I'm like, "Is this Okan?"
Are you okay?
You say that.
It would be better if we had one more game, right?
That's right.
It's hard.
It's hard to say what will happen in a talk show.
Let's do one game.
Simply?
Simply.
Let's do one game where Emily is bad at.
Let's do it now.
It's not funny.
See? It's simple.
But it's hard to say.
What about that old man?
What's wrong with that old man?
He's a little arrogant.
Arrogant. I see.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no. I can't say 45.
Next.
Cinnamon.
I love Takarazuka Kagekidan, so I'd like to recreate its famous scene.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Can I go first?
Takarazuka.
I'd like to recreate the famous scene of Versailles' rose.
Here I go.
Oscar!
Oscar, don't come!
The enemy is close!
Oscar! Oscar, where are you?
André?
Can't you see me?
Why did you follow me?
Oscar!
If you give me your life...
Take good care of me...
Masu...
Stop it, Masu!
Tsuzuki, you should rent a public house!
When I watched the play, I thought...
The costumes are plain.
Why did you wear that panda costume?!
My mom bought me this for today!
Why did your mom buy you a panda costume?!
This was the most popular costume in the shop.
I didn't know that.
I didn't say no!
Of course you didn't!
I thought you'd come if you bought me one.
That's right.
Panda.
It says "panda" in the movie "Panda."
Panda.
I know it!
Panda.
Let's move on.
Emily!
Yes!
What is it?
It's Sashiara's impersonation of Gomi.
It's "soredemo suki dayo" from "suki dayo" movie.
suki dayo
Why?!
It's Sashiara's impersonation of Gomi.
Do it!
soredemo suki dayo
That's more like it!
You got it, Emily!
dayo
That's not good.
I see.
It's hard to impersonate.
That's right.
Some people do it, and some don't.
Next, Murashige!
Yes!
Murashige is Goto's face when he's in a magazine.
Oh!
I kind of do it, too!
You do it, but...
Here we go.
Three, two, one!
You're right!
Yes.
But I think mine is more like it.
Goto's photo.
Yes.
Three, two, one!
But I think that's more like it.
Murashige doesn't have any worries, though.
He does!
What's troubling you the most right now?
I think there's something I'm losing.
What is it?
A little stupid and realistic worries of a 17-year-old idol.
It's hard for an old man like me to laugh like this!
Murashige doesn't have any worries, though.
He does!
What's troubling you the most right now?
I think there's something I'm losing.
I don't know what's troubling you, though.
But isn't it important to have a character?
But you don't make it yourself, do you?
I think there's something I'm losing.
What is it?
I'm cute!
No, I'm not!
I'm serious!
No, I'm not!
I'm serious!
I'm cute!
I know you're cute!
I'm really trying to make a funny comment or gag joke,
but I'm not making it because I'm cute.
Then it's not funny at all!
It's not funny at all!
Because you laughed it off.
That's right.
It's your fault!
It's even funnier if you make fun of me with a cute face.
What are you talking about?
What are you reading?
I'm scared.
He is funny and cute.
But he is monotone.
He is funny.
It's hard for an old man like him to laugh like this.
That's right.
The MVP of Odeko is...
The member who is in love with Gotoni for his new character!
The best member?
Yes, the member I'm always addicted to.
That's right. Who should I choose?
And what should I drink?
What should I drink?
Highball and Coke!
I can't do it yet.
You did it!
Thank you!
Everyone did their best today, right?
That's right.
How was Gotoni's response today?
It was good.
Kempin is sweet.
Next time, they will challenge a new technique!
Throw it!
Drink it!
Throw it!
But...
Take it!