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Meijin Ryōjin no Oryūne (Meijin Ryōjin's Oryūne)
H.K.T. Potato's Odesake! (H.K.T. Potato's Odesake)
Wow, Odesake!
What's up with you, Eichūhaimo?
Actually, look at this.
These are the members of H.K.T. Potato's Odesake.
It's quite an event today, isn't it?
However, do you want to know why these members are gathered here?
Of course we do!
We drank a lot of tea and ate a lot of seafood for the first year in H.K.T. Potato.
But we've already drunk two cups of tea.
So what's going on here?
You'll find out next week!
Actually, these members are trying to pull us away.
No way!
We'll pull you away next week!
Pull you away?!
Next week!
We're a little tired of why we're like this, and we're trying to look like we're doing our best.
It's true that there are people who are cheerful and others who are not so cheerful.
But you'll find out next week.
What do you mean?
So we'll do it next week?
Yes.
What about this week?
This week...
We'll be doing our "big explosion not released" talk!
That's weird!
Dokkan! Dokkan! Dokkan! Dokkan! Dokkan!
That's a funny one!
I didn't know it was funny and I didn't know how to use it!
I see. That's why you left it there.
The other day, the music station producer told me that my talk was funny.
That's so nice of you.
I was really surprised.
I was surprised.
Next up...
You don't have to practice!
You can't choose!
You don't have to practice!
You can't use that practice!
You're not addicted!
I'm not playing that role!
You're not playing that role!
I'm not playing that role!
I was surprised! I was surprised!
Shall we get started with our "big explosion" talk?
Yes, yes, yes!
We're short on time, so let's have our members do it for us.
Yes, understood.
Then, please show us your other VTRs!
Yes!
Then, let's "big explosion"!
That's embarrassing!
You're stupid!
Tonight, we'll broadcast the best talk of "Otakara Mikoukai" that was cut short.
Sassy and Gotoni's combination will shine!
Sassy reveals her secret weapon...
Impersonation of a fan!
"My teeth are already broken." "My teeth alignment is bad."
My lower teeth were terrible.
I want to say something, but I'm really good at impersonating teeth.
My lower teeth are protruding only here.
You know what I mean, don't you?
Is it an impersonation?
My lower teeth are protruding only here.
Upper teeth are protruding only here.
Lower teeth are protruding only here.
Only here.
I can't say it.
You are cruel.
I can't say it.
Stop saying it.
I can't say it.
I saw it.
Untouchable Yamazaki.
A shocking stage.
I want to be cheerful.
I was with Mr. Zakiyama.
We danced a song called "Joy" together.
Joy, joy
Please say it with me.
Mr. Zakiyama said to me.
"Don't say "newsie"."
I felt it very much.
When the camera was not turning,
I said "Don't say "newsie"."
I thought it was funny.
He said "Don't say "newsie"."
Isn't it amazing?
He is sick.
It's amazing.
It doesn't matter if it's a camera or not.
Yes.
When we are tired and do a shooting,
we talk a lot in the bus.
When we watch sports news,
we talk about baseball or anything.
You talk more than a master.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
I think it's amazing when I see it.
At the end of the shooting,
before 10 p.m.,
we had a sports meeting from 11 a.m.
We were exhausted.
Sakura was also there.
Sakura was young.
She couldn't work before 10 p.m.
She said "Thank you for your hard work."
Mr. Zakiyama said "You are young."
Mr. Ogura also said "You are young."
Everyone was exhausted.
Mr. Ogura said "You are under 18 years old."
I thought it was funny.
I can't stop talking about it.
I was surprised.
No one talked about it.
The camera wasn't rolling.
I was impressed.
I want to do it again.
It's really funny.
It's funny.
Mr. Gotoni sings and writes lyrics for "Odekake."
Mr. Gotoni, you write lyrics for other programs, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You sang "Odekake."
Yes, I did.
"Garand" and "Regular."
Yes, I did.
Odekake.
I wrote lyrics for "Odekake" in "Regular."
What kind of lyrics?
Like a host.
I wrote lyrics for "Odekake."
Thank you.
After the song is over, we talk about what song it is.
What is 'odekake'?
Don't you know?
HKT48 doesn't exist!
No, I don't know. I haven't seen it.
Look! HKT is working hard in glass industry!
I said a lot of things, but they were all cut.
It's hard.
Yes, yes, yes.
They are very straightforward, but they argue a lot.
What is happiness?
Please tell me what you are happy about these days.
Happiness depends on people, of course.
Well...
I got a huge earring.
Really?
Did you show it to me?
I have about 0.8 carats.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
I'm not happy. What should I do?
I'm really happy to do this.
That's right.
If I say something on TV or at work, people will laugh at me.
Wow!
I don't think about it at this time.
It's fun.
I got out of the taxi and went home.
At that time, it was fun.
I don't know about 'kachouni'.
The day I recorded and talked a lot.
When I went home that day,
First of all, my house is dirty and I'm dizzy.
It's quiet and I'm tired.
That's right.
It's lonely, isn't it?
It's lonely.
Idols may be lonely.
It's lonely.
It's a word play game that fits perfectly for them.
The chassis is thin and there is no butt.
For the fans of chassis and butts, I want you two to play a word play game.
What?
Word play game?
Word play game... I've never played a word play game before.
A word play game is...
Well...
It's about what you wrote, right?
Should I guess?
Yes, yes.
Oh, you have a small butt.
That's right. I don't have one.
You have a small butt!
That's right. I don't have one.
You don't have a butt.
That's right. I don't have one.
Oh...
Here we go.
Oh...
What?
One more time.
One more time?
Yes.
One. One square.
Yes.
Here we go for the last one.
Yes.
What?!
Dog!
What?! What do you mean?
Did you say "dog" just now?
Yes.
It's not kanji.
No, it's not "dog" in hiragana.
You only wrote "dog" just now.
I only wrote "dog" just now?!
Hey, you're hiding too much!
Not at all!
Oh...
Oh, I got it!
"Ta"!
Oh...
It's not "ta" at all!
No, it's not.
Then...
I'll tell you the number of squares.
From here...
One square.
First square.
Second square.
Third square.
No, it's not!
It's "oshi"!
"Oshi"!
It's like you can't tell if it's dirty or not.
"Me"!
No, it's not!
Come on, say something!
Can I say it?
Yes.
It's "ka" now.
Doesn't it sound like "ya"?
"Ha", "ka", "ma", "ma", "ma", "ya"...
I'll say it next.
Oh, you will?
"Ha", "ga", "ta"...
Yes.
This...
By the way, 41-year-old man has been staring at 22-year-old woman's butt all the time.
It's a game.
Mr. Gotoni talks about Miyako Island trip to Sassy passionately.
Miyako Island is awesome!
It's the best!
It's not like there are people who would be surprised.
I can't open my eyes.
There is a place called Maeshima.
Maeshima is all white.
There is sand, sea and sky.
It's all bamboo.
I can't open my eyes because of the reflection of the sand.
You don't like it, do you?
I can't open my eyes.
It's amazing! I can't open my eyes!
I can't open my eyes.
What should I do?
That's what I thought.
No, no, no.
If you wear glasses that shine like the sea,
you can't open your eyes.
But I'm not the type of person who would be surprised.
I'm not the type of person who would say "I can't open my eyes."
That's a happy scream.
Is it a happy scream?
I don't think I'm that type of person.
I went there in September and said, "Wow, what's going on?"
If you go there in early July, you'll be in trouble.
I think you'll go home in an instant.
No, I won't.
Sassy is moved!
Mr. Motouri's eating out is a perfect match!
What are you going to do when you go out to eat?
Are you going to ask for it?
I'll ask for it.
Oh, really?
I don't know what I should do.
I don't know if I should go to that store next, but I'm lucky if I go there.
Oh, you put it in your wallet and say, "Oh, that's right," and then you put it out.
Sometimes when I organize it, I think I don't need it and throw it away.
Oh, I see.
Won't you ask for it?
I won't ask for it.
It's like you're eating out.
No, it's not like that. I say, "Oh, that's fine."
I'm doing my best to eat it for a normal price.
What?
I'll come back so I can eat it for a normal price.
Can you say it again?
Say it again. It's embarrassing.
No, it's not.
Do you say it again?
No, I don't say it.
Oh, you don't say it, but you don't say it.
I don't say it in my mind.
But if it's about 50 yen discount, you can take it.
No, no, no.
It's not about 50 yen discount or anything like that.
Don't discount me.
Then, if it's about a celebrity like you, I'll make it half price next month.
No, it's fine.
I'm serious.
You're definitely lying.
I hate that.
I don't care about the price.
What?
I don't care about the price.
Oh, you're a celebrity, so you do that sometimes.
Oh, it's okay today.
What do you say?
No, I'll pay you.
If I don't pay you today, I won't be able to come to this restaurant again.
But I know that.
Please let me pay you.
Ocean deep.
Sassy talks about how she feels when she appears in a variety show.
How do you feel when you appear in a variety show, Sashihara?
I try not to be a painful person.
People who are in charge of entertaining idols tend to be painful.
They try to be funny.
Rather than that, I try not to be too impatient.
When the show is over, I try to think, "Oh, today's show was interesting."
That's why you're riding on the character and riding on the variety show.
That's when it's good.
I think it's going to be painful from now on.
It's okay for now, but...
Variety shows are hard even now.
There are a lot of variety shows.
It's hard for an idol with one or two characters to appear in a variety show.
I think I'm smarter than Momochi.
I think Momochi is good at variety shows.
At first, Momochi is not good at variety shows.
When Momochi wants something, Momochi says, "Tell me!"
But Momochi says something else.
That's right.
When Momochi is in the dressing room, Momochi says, "Excuse me!"
Somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow!
Somehow, please!
That's right.
Momochi doesn't do it in the dressing room.
For example, if Sashihara has a catchphrase, Momochi will say, "I'm your only Snow White, Sashihara Rina! Please!"
Thank you!
That's scary!
At the end of the hallway, Momochi says, "Somehow, somehow, somehow!"
Somehow, somehow, please!
Momochi doesn't say it.
But Momochi says it one by one in the dressing room.
Somehow, somehow, somehow!
Next! This! Next! This! Next! This!
Come next to me! Thank you! Somehow, somehow, please!
Wow! Next!
There are times when I'm let through.
What?!
Oh, it's not just me?
Goto Lee-san, dissatisfaction with Isai Per-chan explodes!
"Goto-san, you talk a lot, don't you?" "Maybe." "Usually?" "Yes." "Usually, I don't talk at all, either!" "No, no, you seem like you talk a lot." "No, even if I'm with my wife or somewhere else, I only say 'you're good'." "Oh, are you the one who talks?"
"But sometimes we don't say anything and sometimes my wife says something." "Oh, that's sad, too." "Yeah, that's how it is."
"And when we drink, we get in the mood and talk a lot and sleep at our own time." "Hey, I don't know about you." "Is that so?" "You should get along with him more. Sometimes with Pero-san." "I do."
"That's what I'm saying. Honestly, if you say 'why are you here?'" "I don't like it." "Someone might say something to you, so you should pretend not to see it." "But that also means you're under stress, doesn't it?" "Pretend not to see it." "So I have to be someone who doesn't feel stressed about it."
"Which manufacturer makes these stuffed animals?" "I don't know." "What is that?" "I don't know." "But if you say you don't have it, you'll get angry." "Of course." "Because you like it."
"The toilet is also rich." "It's like a miniature." "It's like a small cow." "What's wrong with you?" "Small cows and pigs don't seem to come." "Small, like this." "Isn't it good?" "And behind it, E.T. doesn't seem to come." "What is that?" "I always bite those words and don't get angry, so I put it out in front of you."
"I don't know." "And Halloween-related complaints." "Last year, my wife said, 'Are you going or not? Are you doing it or not?'" "I didn't ask you, but on the edge of the living room," "a woman's ping-pong ball, Kiki's costume and broom stand out." "Cute!" "Are you serious?" "Did you do it?" "I did it! No, I didn't do it." "I won't do it."
"You're doing something with your friends, aren't you?" "What did you think?" "Did you want to see it?" "No, I didn't see it." "You must have wanted to see it." "When I came to the ping-pong ball in the morning," "the only one who didn't go was me." "I didn't do it." "You did it!" "No, I did it with my friends." "You should do it, too." "Why can't I do it?" "Should I wear Sagawa Kyubin's uniform?" "While playing ping-pong ball." "What's with that curse story?"
Ladies and gentlemen,
Sassy shouts 'I'm home!'
I'm not good at being an emcee and it's hard for me to get in when I'm performing. I'm studying by watching videos of comedians. What comedians do you recommend?
What?!
The one I recommend the most is Kashiwagi-chan's videos.
She's an idol, so she doesn't have to be funny, but Kashiwagi-chan's videos are reasonably funny.
She doesn't look like an idol at all and she's not vulgar.
I think you should watch idol videos.
Yeah, you probably should.
Kashiwagi-chan's idol videos and your dad's videos.
Yeah, yeah.
You should watch them.
By the way, do you watch "Odekake" every week?
No, I don't watch it at all.
I don't think anyone watches it.
Oh!
Recently, I said something funny on "Odekake" from Ureki, but it wasn't used at all.
If you think it wasn't good this time, you can watch it again, but even if you think it was good, you can't use it.
I saw it when I wasn't sleeping, so I couldn't answer you at that time, and when I thought about it again, it was different.
I was crying on the first day.
I said, "What's wrong?" and my manager said, "You didn't look like an idol at all."
I was so frustrated that I was crying.
So I do watch it, by the way.
That's right.
That's right. You're studying hard. What should you do?
But you said it wasn't used even if you said funny things.
No, of course!
Is it different?
No, of course! Even if you say it at that timing, you can't use it.
We're like that, too.
Is it still there?
It's still there.
Sorry!
When you go home and look at the video you recorded and drink, you say, "Oh, it's coming. It's coming."
Oh, cut!
Why?!
Isn't it just using it for three seconds?
Hey, read it!
Like that.
It's still there, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes. It's still there!
Then it's not complete.
But... I see.
Even if you say something you don't need in between, you can't use it.
It's still there.
It's still there all the time.
I see. Check the audio as well!
Make sure you check the timing before you say it.
Everyone is like that, right?
That's right.
Everyone goes out, right?
Yes, I study.
Does everyone go out?
Do you go out?
Yes.
I really go out.
Oh, I see.
What is it?
After this, Soshii will cook a show she usually doesn't talk about!
Cheers!
She's really trained.
Cheers!
Sasshi! Talk about love when you go out!
I really watch it.
I think I'm really funny.
This block is so funny.
You like yourself so much.
This block is so funny, it's crazy.
Is there a minus?
I said it.
I can rely on Mr. Goto, right?
I can do whatever I like.
I don't want to go out and say, "It was good at this time."
I'm really satisfied.
I turn off the TV when I start.
I watch the same thing about three times a week.
It's so funny.
Really?
It's funny.
But I don't watch it unless I go out.
You go out a lot.
I only watch this block.
You watch it twice.
As usual.
Shall we sit down?
Yes.
Lemon sour and raw.
After this, it's obvious that the seven people gathered in four clothes have something in common.
Next episode is...
Fall in love with Mr. Goto.
"Fall in love with Mr. Goto" is a project, but it's also the birth of a new star.
Really?
So I'd like Mr. Goto to discover a new star today.
Sassy is urgently looking for Jimmy Seven, a member who doesn't pop.
Sassy will have Mr. Goto discover a new star.
Stop it.
Don't do it!
What is this?
Will a star who wears Tony's glasses appear?
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What will you have for lunch?
Spicy ramen for lunch.
What will you have for dinner?
Avocado ramen.
What will you have for dinner?
I'll have sake and ramen.