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It's already May.
Yes.
Here we go.
Seriously?
It's like Gotoh-san is talking and I'm like "No, it's like that..."
I look like a center minker, don't I?
You don't look like a manzai performer!
It's already mid-May and the general election is only a month away.
I see.
Everyone is aiming for first place.
Yes.
How are you spending your days?
I'm spending my days hoping to be first place.
I knew you'd aim for first place.
Everyone is aiming for first place.
I see.
First place declaration.
That's a bad thing about broken media.
Why am I a media representative?
Everyone is aiming for first place, right?
Of course.
You're aiming for 18th place.
That's too young.
But there are many realistic kids these days.
I see.
I used to be like that, too.
In the end, it's impossible for a 30-year-old kid to be first place.
If you think realistically.
Of course, it's better to want to be first place.
But I think fans want to know what's real.
I see.
This year, there are more people who didn't participate in the general election than last year.
Kojiharu and Matsui Rena.
Are you aiming for first place?
They graduated from Hawaii and are not participating in the general election anymore.
There are three rounds, so there is a good chance that they will participate in the general election.
I see.
I think you can participate in the general election realistically if you work hard.
What was your ranking last year?
Last year, I was in 22nd place.
This year, I'm in 22nd place.
You're a hard worker now.
Even in the middle of the night, you're a hard worker.
I'm serious about the general election.
I'm serious about it.
The real ranking is interesting, too.
This is just a guess.
You have to put your red finger on it.
I'll tell you who I think will be in the ranking.
Tell me. It's a guess.
I think SAKURA will be in 7th or 8th place.
I think SAKURA will be in 6th, 7th, and 8th place.
I think SAKURA will be in 7th place.
I think SAKURA will be in first place in spring.
I think SAKURA will be in 16th or more places.
The next place is...
Mio is in the undergirls.
Tomonaga is in the undergirls.
Madoka is in the undergirls.
Morias is in the undergirls.
Mel is in the undergirls.
And then...
Sakaguchi is in the undergirls.
Sakaguchi has a lot of old men fans.
He has a lot of passionate fans.
How many fans do you have?
I have 30 or 40 fans.
Do you have a lot of fans in Matsuoka?
I have a lot of fans in Matsuoka.
But I don't think it will grow that much.
Anai will continue to grow. Motomura will continue to grow.
I think Rabutan will continue to grow.
I think Murashige will continue to grow, but I think it will fall.
What? You say scary things.
But Murashige still has time. He is still young. He doesn't have to grow this year.
I think Tomiyoshi will continue to grow.
Tomiyoshi has grown.
This is a big deal.
What about me?
Goto is already in first place.
Congratulations.
You say it every year, but I'm in first place.
I can't be in first place, but give me about 92th place.
It's 92th place, so it's pretty high.
Oh, I see.
No, when I was predicting you, it was quite persuasive.
This is JRA. I bought it.
In addition, in the second half of the program...
How much money can you spend for seven people?
Please forget about me.
To be honest...
What?
A first-class entertainer's sense of donation is wide open.
Please pay for my high fever.
It's a big deal.
Now, let's do our best to win fans today, too!
Yeah!
Today's guest is...
Donald Duck!
Let's do our best!
Let's do our best, everyone!
Today's challenge is...
Today, I'm going to be...
I'm going to be...
I'm going to be a kindergarten teacher!
I came to Karatsu City, Saga Prefecture.
Wow, you went all the way to Saga.
Luxury food, Saga beef shop.
A city known for its wild animals such as wild boar.
It is said that Japan's largest wild boar farm is located in this area.
This time, I will challenge the work of a wild boar farm farmer.
Well then, let's go to the farmer's house in Osean.
Good morning.
You look like an actor.
What is a wild boar farm like?
A wild boar farm is...
Huh? Wild boar! Wild boar!
Wild boar!
It looks so fresh.
It's expensive.
It's one of the diseases, but it's the most sticky and delicious of all.
It's sticky and strong.
Wow!
It's heavy!
Wow!
How much is it?
It's about 10,000 yen.
Wow!
It's expensive!
That's how valuable it is.
I've never heard of 10,000 yen for a sweet potato.
That's right.
This Karatsu no Jinenjo has a great history.
In the Edo period, it was a tribute to the lord.
I see.
Karatsu no Jinenjo has been preserved since the Edo period.
Karatsu no Jinenjo has been a precious food for many years.
Karatsu is famous.
Yes.
And the most distinctive feature is its stickiness.
What is it?
Wow!
It's not that strong.
It's too strong.
Jinenjo is the only one with such strong stickiness.
Wow!
It would be amazing if we washed it with this.
It would be fun.
13-year-old Miku Tanaka washed Karatsu no Jinenjo for the first time.
It's cute.
It's a baby.
You can't talk for five minutes.
Wow!
Huh?
Wow!
Is it on TV?
No, it's not on TV.
It's not on TV.
Can you talk?
I can't!
Why?
Wow!
It's delicious!
She eats so fast.
She can't lose to a little girl.
Senior Tanaka Natsumi also ate Karatsu no Jinenjo.
Everyone is amazing.
Even if you inhale it like this, you can still smell it.
It's true.
It smells like soil.
I know what you mean.
We call it "natural sweet potato".
So we don't use chemicals or pesticides at all.
We use natural sweet potatoes that are closest to natural sweet potatoes.
I like it.
Mountain sweet potato.
The reason why it is called "the best natural sweet potato in Japan" lies in how it is grown.
I put a scope in the field where I'm growing sweet potatoes.
There is something like a long tube in it.
And...
There is strong clay red soil in it.
We grow sweet potatoes in this red soil.
You are an adult.
When you grow them in hard red soil, their roots grow strongly and they grow into sticky and strong ones.
It's like this.
It's very protective.
It's true.
This growing method is recognized and I, as a sweet potato farmer, receive the first Kyushu Agricultural Director's Award.
I was going to try to harvest "the best natural sweet potato in Japan", but...
It's raining today, so it's a little difficult to harvest natural sweet potatoes.
These sweet potatoes are very delicate.
If you hurt it, it will rot immediately.
We can't do it unless it's sunny, so we're going to cook natural sweet potatoes and eat them together.
That's it?
Wait a minute.
From now on, the two teams will challenge to cook using "the best natural sweet potato in Japan".
Is it better to rain?
Wow, there are a lot of people.
I love it.
Team Sakamoto has come to Karatsu Umakamon market.
They are looking for ingredients that go well with "the best natural sweet potato in Japan" using fresh seafood and wild vegetables.
This is boring.
I don't know anything about it. Let's go.
Excuse me.
Yes?
We are looking for ingredients that go well with "the best natural sweet potato in Japan".
Are there any ingredients that go well with "the best natural sweet potato in Japan"?
Yes, there are.
This is "kajime" from Karatsu.
"Kajime"?
It's seaweed.
"Kajime" is seaweed that is often found in Kyushu.
It is sticky and has a strong taste of Karatsu.
Oh, but it's sticky and sticky.
Oh, I see.
It's good.
It goes well with rice.
It's good.
And it's similar to "kajime".
It goes well with "the best natural sweet potato in Japan".
So, "kajime" is mixed with "the best natural sweet potato in Japan"?
Yes.
It's for kids, so it's expensive, but it's good.
I see.
And, from the clerk...
This is "akoyagai" and this is "shinjugai".
This is "shinjugai" and this is "shinjugai".
"Akoyagai" and "shinjugai" are shellfish for breeding.
The crunchy texture of "akoyagai" and "shinjugai" go well together.
It looks delicious.
What are you going to eat it with?
I'm going to eat it with "bataayaki".
It looks delicious.
"Bataayaki" goes well with anything.
"Bataayaki" goes well with "shinjugai".
It looks delicious.
"Bataayaki" goes well with "kankachi".
Here, 13-year-old Miku Tanaka...
I want to put vegetables in it.
I like "kankachi" in it, but I want to put it in a dessert, too.
I agree.
I agree with you.
I want to put fruits in it.
I want to eat "kankachi" in it, too.
It's raining.
Please forgive me.
Wow, it's dripping.
But it's sweet and sour.
It was really sweet.
Really?
It goes well with Jinenju.
It looks sweet.
Jinenju is sweet.
But it might be good if you make it like juice.
Oh, like smoothie.
Oh, I see.
I think you can eat it with this.
It looks good.
I like smoothie a lot.
With Jinenju...
It's very sticky.
Mix it up and...
If you do it like this...
Right?
It looks good.
What is this?
It's sour.
It's better if it's sour.
Then you can eat it with...
Dekopon.
Right, Dekopon.
To make Jinenju sweeter...
Eat it with sour Dekopon.
How will these three ingredients combine with Jinenju, Japan's No. 1 Jinenju?
It's definitely going to be good.
Meanwhile, the rest of the team that stayed at the farmer's house is...
We've been cooking Japanese food for a long time.
The farmer's house is so cool.
What is this?
It's so good!
A handsome chef who runs a local Kappo restaurant...
And a home-made soba that goes well with Jinenju...
There's an extra possibility this time.
We've prepared soba powder and churian powder.
We've asked a local agency for it.
We've prepared it and made it into nihachi soba.
Why do you like nihachi soba? Isn't it better with nanaroku?
Nanaroku is...
That's too much!
If you make it nihachi this time, you'll be able to eat it with your mouth.
I think it'll go well with it.
Amazing!
Homemade soba that goes well with Jinenju...
First, making the dough.
Put water in the soba powder twice and mix it until it becomes a small lump.
The members look like they're having fun.
Then, make it into a lump and knead it.
It's an important task of deciding the shape of the soba.
You're like a chef!
Do it!
It's so fluffy! It feels good!
How do you do it?
The purpose of this work is to separate the water from the powder one by one.
With the consciousness of making this lump as small as possible, move your hands widely.
It's their first time making soba.
It seems like it's pretty new for the young members.
Wow, it's amazing!
It's like clay!
It's amazing!
If you show it...
If you show it, it'll feel like clay!
It's so chewy!
It suddenly feels like clay!
Tanaka Natsumi of 76soba came up with a handsome chef.
Who is the best among you five?
Is it me?
Is it better for you to decide?
Yes, it is.
That's right.
It's me.
That's right.
It's impossible!
You're kind!
You made me say it!
It's impossible!
The guided question doesn't spread any further.
Mix it for five minutes.
Wow, it's getting solidified!
It's getting solidified!
Wow!
Is it hard?
Wow!
You're good!
I want to do it, too!
Let's do it!
Yeah!
It feels good!
Wow!
It's like a new sensation!
It's like a big boob and a little soft.
I don't like it!
Like that!
I'm going to hit this next.
Hand-hit soba that goes well with Jinenjo.
Next is "nobashi".
Make the dough thin with a strainer.
I often see this scene.
If you don't stretch it evenly, the thickness of the soba will be uneven and you won't be able to chew it well.
It's kind of difficult!
Like how much strength you need.
Because if you break it, you'll have a hard time.
I see.
This work of rolling it on a rolling pin.
It's Umemoto's first experience.
Then...
Ah!
Why can you do anything like this?
Why?
Good job!
You're good!
Let's take a look.
It's stretching a lot!
Wow!
It's stretching a lot!
There are three steps of "nobashi".
The point is not to put too much strength into either of them.
How much should I stretch it?
About 1.5mm to 1.3mm.
1.5mm?!
Huh?!
It's about 2.5mm.
Koujina tries "nobashi" while looking at Miyo.
Then, he shows his unexpected talent!
Wow, he's good at it.
He's like a professional.
He's good at it!
Cute!
Why is he so cute?
He's gross!
Gross!
He's cute!
He looks like a cat!
He can move his hands finely and stretch them into a high position.
Amazing!
How is it?
It's amazing.
Can you do it?
I don't think I can do it like this.
He's cute!
A hand-hit soba that suits his personality.
Next, he cuts the dough.
If you don't cut it into the same thickness, it will change its shape and the texture will be bad.
It's about 1.5cm.
The width and width of the dough are about the same.
I want to make it thinner and better for swallowing.
Can the members cut it into 1.5cm thickness?
I see.
I'm serious.
He's slow.
I can't see how serious you are.
How is it?
Let me see.
It's thick.
It's difficult.
How is it?
It's completely different.
It's big.
It's a big soba.
Can you cut it a little thinner?
Now, Umemoto will try to cut it into 1.5cm thickness.
Smoothly.
It looks good.
It's perfect.
It's the best.
It's amazing that he can do it with those little fingers.
He's fast.
He's fast at working.
Look at him.
He's amazing.
He ignores the camera and continues to cut noodles silently.
You're amazing.
You're fast.
I did it.
She can do anything.
After two hours of work, the handmade noodles are finally complete.
Next time, we'll use crow's nest ingredients to make a delicious homemade food.
What kind of food will be completed?
Switch on!
He's amazing.
He's handsome.
All three of you were handsome.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm not sure if it's true or not.
I think you're more handsome.
I felt like I was outraged.
You were cute.
From the past, we would like to ask Sassy and Goto about the simple questions of HKT48.
From Rikopi.
How much money can you spend for others?
I'm serious.
I can spend an infinite amount of money.
For others?
Yes.
I'm not trying to give you a high price.
I don't spend money for others at all.
Please pay for my crow's nest.
That's not what I mean.
That's not what I mean!
I won't lend it to Mr. Goto.
Why not?
Because I have money.
Do you have money, you idiot?!
I'm watching TV, you idiot!
I really don't have money!
I'm watching TV about you, Mr. Goto.
Yoshimoto will fake kill you.
I'm serious.
I do have money.
The president of my company, Mr. Fugsauer...
Next, from Morito.
What kind of songs do you like?
There's a song I've been into lately.
What is it?
"Island" by you two.
Natsumero...
Yes, yes, Chaka's song.
"Island" is the title, right?
The lyrics are too simple and meaningless.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like it.
It's good.
I listen to it for no reason.
Natsumero is good.
Yes, I listen to Natsumero a lot.
It's amazing.
I listen to a lot of things.
You like songs, don't you?
Of course I do!
It's a lot shorter than watching boring dramas.
"Ocean"!
"Ocean"?
"Ocean"!
"Ocean" by Iimawase!
I've been watching it for an hour.
Listen to "Momen no Hankachiifu"!
It's a drama, too.
What kind of song is it?
What?!
You're going to die of emotion now?!
After this, Natsumero's brother, Goto, who said it was a short drama, finally...
Wow, is that so?
Well, it's a drama.
What kind of drama?
It's about two men and women dating in the countryside.
I listen to a lot of things.
Yes.
"Island" is the title, right?
You like songs, don't you?
No, I don't!
It's much shorter than "Shoumonaii Dorama Miruyori".
Listen to "Momen no Hankachiifu".
It's a drama, too.
What kind of song is it?
What?!
You're going to know how moved I am now?!
Dad!
There are two men and women who are dating in a rural area.
And the man goes to Tokyo.
My love, I'm leaving...
I know it!
And they exchange letters like this.
Like "Milia" and "Shota"?
I don't know about that.
"Milia" and "Shimizu" and "Shota".
Nobody knows about it.
There's only old men here.
They keep exchanging letters.
Like "Don't be dyed in Tokyo's colors!"
Gradually, the man is dyed in Tokyo's colors.
I can't go back from Tokyo.
Can I ask you for one last thing?
I know you said you don't need anything.
"But I want you to give me one last "Momen no Hankachiifu"."
To wipe away your tears.
It's a drama, really.
The song we're performing tonight is...
So please listen to us.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you want to do a singing show, too!
Go ahead!
Who is today's MVP?
Well, I guess it can't be helped.
I think I'm the MVP this time.
But I think Natsumika, who was thinking with a variety of eyes, was doing her best, too.
Like asking your favorite type?
Natsumika was thinking about what to do in the rain.
I see, I see, I see!
She was listening. She was probably out of breath.
But in order to make the show more exciting,
Who is your favorite type? Is it me?
I see...
Umemoto.
It didn't work!
It didn't work at all!
Next time...
Using home-made ingredients...
They try to make the most delicious microwave food!
I'm so excited!
After this, things got a little better.