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H.K.Z48's appearance!
What's up with you?
It's not like we recorded something in Osaka or just finished a concert in Osaka.
I dare say it, but what's up with you?
It's raining.
We changed our location today.
That's right. What's up with you?
It's like...
It's like this.
It's like... a distance between a wife and her son-in-law.
This is a living room, so it's a distance.
Today's topic is "competition challenge", which is a three-question match.
It seems like each member has participated in various matches.
I see.
Dad, have you been interested in me lately?
That's not true, idiot.
I'm competing with you every day.
What have you been up to lately?
If you ask me specifically, it's not like I'm doing it for work.
But I and Sashihara will be appearing in a different show.
Sorry for disturbing you.
Like I said, we'll meet at a place where we're not welcome.
That alone is a little embarrassing.
That's right.
It's like...
It's like Sashihara will be presenting.
Yes, I'll be presenting as a guest.
That's why I'm so nervous.
On the day of the recording, about 30 minutes before, I checked LINE at school.
Have you ever been this nervous?
What should I do?
Should I just do it like I always do?
When I said that, the stamp came back.
It's Gudetama again.
Gudetama is wearing a karakabu and you can't see the future.
Why do you need to be so nervous?
I do.
Why do you need to be so nervous?
I wonder if you do it every time.
At the time, it was a guest and MC.
At that place, I was like "What's up?"
Goto-san said it to me.
What's up with you?
When I went to a different place, I was like "What's up?"
It's completely different.
I got excited like that.
Mii-chan said it the other day.
Isn't Goto-san amazing recently?
Really?
Really.
You're a good drinker today.
What are you talking about?
The distance between you two is perfect.
Goto-san makes everything interesting for me.
That's what she said.
I see.
Could you say it again?
And in the second half of the show...
I'm not...
What? Oh, you're not...
A man who's too sexy for his own liking appears.
It's been a while.
This time, in order to train our competitive spirit for HKT48, we'll be competing against various genres of singers.
It's been a while since I saw you.
Last year, they made their first appearance in "Kohaku Uta Gassen".
And now, they've appeared in five TV shows.
No, not "sassy".
HKT48?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we haven't appeared that much.
Last year, they successfully appeared in "Taiwan".
And now, they're heading to the next stage, HKT48!
You're lying, aren't you?
These seven people will form a team and gain their competitive spirit.
Yeah, sounds good.
In order to compete against singers who stand out in various genres of singers, it's a three-way race!
Yeah, a race is important.
Let's work together as a team of seven!
Yeah!
Right, left, right!
I don't know the entrance.
The first challenger is...
Nakasu de Makeshirazumo!
Ready, and...
- Hello! - Hello!
- Look, how pretty! - Thank you for having us!
- You're welcome! - Thank you for having us!
- Excuse me, but... - Yes?
- What are you good at? - Rock-paper-scissors, right?
- Rock-paper-scissors! I'm really good at it! - She's really famous!
- Oh, really? - Yes.
She runs two high-class clubs in Nakasu.
Kazuko Todo, who plays the role of "rock-paper- scissors mom".
If you play rock-paper-scissors with your mom, you'll get lucky!
It's a hot topic in magazines and other places!
Until now, she has played rock-paper-scissors with famous people.
With her mysterious power, she never loses!
Until now, who have you played with?
I've played with a lot of people, so I don't really remember.
- Oh, really? - But usually, I've played with...
- Well, for you, Tamori-san... - Oh, Tamori-san!
- And... what else? Take-chan... Take-chan... - Pete Take...
- Pete Take-san! - Take-chan!
- I've played with a lot of people. - In that big market...
- Did you win? - Yes, I won.
- Oh, wow! - I'm lucky!
The third match. The first match is...
Rock-paper-scissors match!
The rules are...
Each player has a 5-minute matchstick.
If you win, you get one matchstick.
If you end up losing all of your matchsticks, the match is over!
- So even one of us can win, right? - Yeah, even one of us can win.
- Then let's play rock-paper-scissors! - Rock - paper-scissors!
- It's not that strong of a match, though. - Rock - paper-scissors!
- If you lose and you're 20 years old, we won't let you play. - Hey!
- Hey!
- If you lose and you're 20 years old, we won't let you play. - Hey!
- Why are you losing?! - Hey!
Will A.K.B. and Pocky Gate Group be able to win their last match in rock-paper-scissors?
Tanaka Miku!
Nara Kawaii Shinken!
Rock-paper-scissors, Rock-paper-scissors, Rock- paper-scissors,
I know what it is, please try.
decision?
Oh, cool!
- Oh, no, no, stop! - And..
Don't do it!
Oh, that's crazy calm!
I don't know what's going on!
What is the meaning of winning?
Oh , no, no, come on!
Too fast!
Why?
Torch display!
the first round!
- Rock-paper-scissors
Oh!
No! How do you know?
It's not like you're going to kill me or anything.
Mika-chan!
Wow!
What is this?
You can do it!
Please open it up!
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's fast!
You don't have to look at it like that.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wow!
It's over.
You made me mad!
After that, no matter how many times she challenged her,
she couldn't do it.
It was over in no time.
That's crazy!
How can seven of you do it?
Next!
In the last round,
Tanaka and Natsumi will have a serious match.
Go ahead.
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's fast!
Really?
Let's have a strategy meeting.
That's crazy!
Let's do it in order.
The strategy meeting is about
whether or not there's a way to win.
It's a bummer.
I think I know what it is.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
It's hard.
In order to win,
the members came up with a strategy.
We have a request.
The rhythm...
We'll do it.
In short,
you don't have to say anything.
We'll do it in our own rhythm.
Go ahead.
They'll warm up on their own
and bring it in at this pace.
They're going at their own pace.
Rock, paper, scissors!
What's going on?
It's over.
I won.
What?
I don't know. It was too fast.
And...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Take your time.
We'll do it later.
No matter how many times you compete, you only have one win.
You've been doing it for a while, haven't you?
And now, the master...
It's over.
You can lose or win.
Shall we lose everything from now on?
Really? Can you do it?
The one who loses in the next reverse version is the winner.
Let's do it.
Ask your girlfriend, too.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You can do either of them.
In the end, she was praised for her grateful competition.
Don't bend what you think.
If you think it's the beginning of the game, you should start from the beginning.
If you think you're going to make a mistake and make another one, you'll lose.
Don't be so serious.
It's not only about winning in life, but also about not winning in life.
Thank you very much.
She said thank you to the master who helped her in the next competition.
I couldn't win.
The second master is...
Super high speed genius kids of Hakata.
One, two...
Ta-da!
What?
How old are you now?
I'm 11 years old.
What?
11 years old?
What kind of master are you?
I'm a master of 100 people.
What?
Wow!
A master of 100 people, Ayano Shimizu.
She's 11 years old.
She can't win.
She'll definitely lose.
She remembers it.
It's difficult for an adult to win.
She'll actually win the first round of competition.
It's difficult for an adult to win.
It doesn't matter who the opponent is.
It's "Super 100 People Kids".
The second match of the third round is "100 People Kids".
This is difficult.
The moment a bowler calls out "kaminoku",
the song will be played.
It depends on which song will be played first.
This is "umuyanaemon", isn't it?
This time, the song will be played ten minutes in advance.
In addition,
the memorized cards are placed advantageously among the members.
If you get five cards first, you win.
In addition, can seven people win against one person?
It's seven against one, isn't it?
Thank you for your cooperation.
I think seven people can do it.
When the tension reaches its peak,
the 100-person confrontation opens the curtain.
If you allow me...
I can't say goodbye to you.
You just said goodbye.
The moment it was called out, "tasurin" and "kamiwaza" came out.
It's like a bear eating a salmon.
It's amazing.
Even if you win, you will be taken by "tatsurin" and you will not stand up at all.
If it breaks, it will be amazing.
It's amazing.
I can't win at all.
It won't break like that, will it?
What should we do?
That kid in the back doesn't only look like me.
I haven't seen you for a month.
Here, "kodama" shows his willpower.
Look only at you.
"kodama" has a strange attitude, but gets one card.
Thank you.
And did this effort make it possible?
Red! Red! Red!
Wow!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Tanaka Yamamoto gets the card in full speed!
Wow!
However...
So close! So close! So close!
So close!
It was so close!
You can't even do it in front of you!
So close!
Tatsujin gets the fourth card and wins!
There's no way back now!
Glide has already abandoned its members.
They lost again to Goto!
What is this?!
I'm gonna say it!
Don't lie!
Yoko Mete...
Wow!
Red!
I got three cards.
Wow!
What?!
I lost!
What is this?!
She lost.
The battle is over.
Tatsujin is grateful for this match.
You need concentration and physical strength.
You need it for singing and dancing.
Wow!
Concentration!
Tatsujin is grateful for this match.
It's the last match!
She is a complete and invincible drug-absorbing champion!
Up!
Down!
What?!
I'm gonna die!
Stop it!
What kind of Tatsujin are you?
I'm a big eater.
What?!
She's a big eater!
The last match is between...
Tatsujin, who is a big eater and doesn't lose, and Kaho Suzuki.
In fact, she won as a representative of Kyushu in a TV show.
That means I'm number one in Kyushu.
A representative of Kyushu eats 4kg of curry in 5 minutes.
I can't eat 1kg of toy poodle.
Doggy soba eating competition.
Members eat a lot.
That's right.
The time limit is 20 minutes.
Members will challenge the master with high stamina.
It's not over just by losing.
Members who want to win no matter what have a strategy from the beginning.
Then, the competition starts!
Thank you for the food.
It looks delicious.
You can do it!
It's amazing.
You can do it!
- Is it good? - It's really good!
- Is it good? Let's talk together. - How old are you?
- I'm 21. - 21?
- Your eyes are staring at me. - You're tall!
- How tall are you? - I'm 147cm.
- Do you like anyone right now? - I don't like anyone!
- You don't like anyone? - You're in my way!
- Is it true, Haime? - But I think it's too early.
- Hurry up! Do your best! - I'm happy!
- Everyone, do your best! - You're making such a fuss!
- Do your best! - I'm sure I have more juice.
- No, you don't. - I have a lot of juice.
- You have a lot of juice. - I have a lot of juice.
5 minutes have started.
Tanaka Natsumi ate 4 cups of juice. Tanaka Mikui's baton touch.
- Mikui! Mikui! - Mikui doesn't look like she wants to eat.
- Mikui, right? You like to eat, don't you? - She's cute!
- Her mouth is so small! - Her mouth is so small!
- She's big! - She's big!
The gap between the skilled and the poor is only widening!
- Wow! - Wow!
- She's completely caught up! - She's completely caught up!
The third place, Akiyoshi, who hasn't eaten anything today, is also catching up!
The skilled can't lose their pace at all!
- Do you have any tips for eating a lot? - I have a habit of resetting my brain.
- I feel like it's my first drink. - Wow!
Then, Tashima sets out on a plan of breaking her own record!
- What are you thinking of? - I'm thinking of something!
- Curry rice for the third place! - Yay!
- Yay!
- What are you doing? - Coffee?
It's freshly made coffee.
- How is it? - I'm not jealous of you.
- I'm so happy! - I'm not jealous of you eating curry.
- Drink it up! - I'm not jealous of you!
- Is it good? - While Tatsuin is eating curry...
...Sara is eating curry with a secret method.
Two people of Kodama and Yamao of "Food Deity Club" are eating curry together!
- Curry rice was really good! - It was!
- It's so good! - Everyone, do your best!
- They're speeding up!
- I can't keep up! - Aren't they catching up?
Five minutes left!
The fierce chase of the two is only one step away!
And finally, the members eat up all of it and leave it to Tashima!
- It's so good! - It's so fast!
- Do your best!
- It's so fast! - You're a food fighter!
What is the outcome of this match?
- It's so fast! - It's so fast!
It's so cute!
Wow!
What?
That's quite a lot!
Result announcement!
First, the number of people who ate...
26!
Wow!
And what about HKT48?!
What?! 27?! Yes! They won!
We ate it together in the second half.
HKT48 won!
Amazing!
It took 7 people to win.
Did you become our fans?
"Fan" means "rival" in Japanese.
What?! "Rival"?!
Thank you for today!
I'm glad we won in the end.
We don't know if they won or let us win.
Rock-paper-scissors is just luck.
What's so interesting about rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors...
But don't you know the feeling of winning if you try to win?
Yeah.
Like if you get lost for a second, it's impossible.
If that's the case, let's play rock-paper-scissors thinking there's no way we can win.
Let's think there's no way we can win.
It's impossible for Goto and Goto-san.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Hey, win!
Are you going to win?!
Now, let's ask Sassy and Gataoni-san some simple questions about HKT48.
Today's question is from Akiyoshi-chan.
What does life mean to you two?
Shut up!
Stop it!
Life is difficult, isn't it?
When you're in your 40s, you look back a little, don't you?
What do you mean?
Like, "How was I up until now?"
No.
Like, you can see both sides of it.
Really?
There's only this much ahead of you.
What?!
Like, "I want to go to elementary school or middle school."
You know, sexy stuff like that.
It must be tough for you now.
Like, when I was in my 30s, I thought I wouldn't be doing that anymore.
Now I have a wife and girlfriend, so I can do all kinds of stuff.
But I don't do it anymore!
I'm 40 now, but I still watch erotic videos!
I still watch them!
You still don't know, do you?
I can't even look at a young man like you!
That's not how it's supposed to be!
That's right!
You don't know what life is like, do you?
You don't know how many decades you'll have ahead of you.
This is a discovery of Sassy's unexpected male type!
Sassy doesn't...
What?
It's different if you don't talk about it, but I don't know...
You don't know how tall you are.
But I like my current height the most.
Let's start with Nako.
How tall do you want me to be?
You don't know!
Go to bed!
Nako might like it smaller.
I definitely like it smaller.
Especially Nako.
I'm lonely.
Is there such a thing?
When I say "the woman I've dated most of the time", it's about the same for me.
How tall is the man you like?
I like tall people, don't I?
I don't like it at all.
Whether it's a small person or a tall person.
What about people who are shorter than you?
I like it.
It's okay for me.
It's not too big or too small for me.
It's about the same for me.
You can date people who are smaller than you?
Yes.
I don't mind it.
I'm 171cm tall, right?
Yes.
And you're 180cm tall.
Right?
I'm about the same height as you, Mr. Koyama.
Can you stand up?
Oh, I see.
If you look at it as a whole...
If you look at it as a whole, you have very small legs.
That's right.
I've had a complex since I was a student.
Is that so?
That's right.
I've been raising my pants all the time and doing this and that.
All the time.
It's like a nursing home.
That's too much.
After this, we will announce today's "Going out" MVP.
So, this time, let's make it "Going out" MVP.
Without a thug.
That's tough.
Well, in the end, Tashima and others did their best, but...
I couldn't say whether they were able to win or not.
Without a thug.
Let's have them compete more than this.
So, this time, without a thug!
The next "Going out" is...
At Los Empas...
While clearing the orders, they look for "The Bingo Tochigurume" that sleeps in Fukuoka.
Will they be able to clear it within the time limit?
Just a little more!