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H.K.T.48's...
"Going out"! Why do you make me do it?
It's "Going out" movie! I'm surprised!
There are only two more times this year.
That's why! Why do you make me do it?
Why do you make me do it when there's only one more time?
What kind of person did you take care of this year?
Eh, who could it be?
"Took care of this year"...
Who could it be? Who?
There is!
Who?
I'm exactly one of H.K.T.'s members.
There is a member called "Ueno Haruka".
Basically, I can't go out for H.K.T.'s rehearsal.
If I don't have a schedule, I can't go out.
Usually, I watch DVDs and do it. Choreography.
But, when we perform 16 songs in a new performance...
I can't do it if someone else does it for me.
I see.
Every time, I tell myself...
This girl is good.
This year, I'm going to make her Harutan.
She's always enthusiastic and remembers it well.
She's also good at teaching.
I see.
That's why I take care of her a lot.
I can't go to a performance without her.
You're smart, though.
No, I can't remember every move of a performance.
Next, go here. Go back.
Don't you do it? Like Yoshimoto Unit.
We used to do it in the past.
TENSO also did it.
KING KONG, LANDYS and ROSANNE did it.
WEST SIDE.
It was popular.
We did it in Osaka.
Don't you do it?
I don't do it at all.
Why?
You look like you do it.
I can't dance.
I can't do it at all.
Then, let's dance.
Five, six, seven, eight.
I love you.
The future is...
I see men like you a lot.
Does your father take care of you?
Does he?
I'm not his wife.
That's nice.
Where does he take care of you?
Does he take care of me?
He does.
Does he?
Does he cook for you often?
I don't cook much.
I admire him.
When I go to a living room in Manaco in the morning, he cooks for me.
I dream about it, but it doesn't come true.
Doesn't it?
No.
Then, you don't have anyone who takes care of you.
You're good.
Mr. Iwao.
I don't take care of you at all.
Don't you have anyone?
I don't like being grateful for others.
Then, you don't have me, do you?
What's wrong with you?
What have you done for me?
It's not a show where you just talk and have fun.
That's right.
But it's amazing that you two made it work.
That's right.
It's not like we have anything, we're just talking.
We don't have a script.
We don't have anything.
And we're not comedians or idols.
We're comedians and idols.
That's right.
Isn't it amazing?
That's true.
You might have said it before, but I think you're doing a show with that person.
What?
Are you jealous?
What is this feeling?
Like, you're talking and having fun with Ariyoshi.
Don't you feel like you're talking and having fun with someone?
No, I don't.
Not at all.
You don't, do you?
And in the second half of the show...
Sassy, do you have anything you're jealous of?
I want people to think I'm cold.
Sassy and Tony's delusional love love date.
What are you eating?
Oh, it's nothing like that.
I'm sorry, I ignored you.
It's HQT48's first job challenge.
They're busy trying new things at the end of the year.
Delivery Pizza Shop has stepped up.
Last time, Napoli helped us develop a new pizza.
It's sweet!
It's good.
As a result, the shape of the heart was adopted and it is on sale as a collaboration product.
It seems that today's challenge is a job unique to a delivery shop.
Yes, the last job of Napoli Pizza is delivery.
It will be delivered.
The delivery area of this Napoli's Kama Pharmaceutical Store is this area.
The delivery area is about 15 to 20 minutes away from the store.
Then, is it impossible to go around this area?
Unfortunately, we haven't been to this island at all.
Isn't there such an island shop?
Not at all.
I want to take it and give it to you.
The president is here.
I feel sorry for people who can't eat it.
Pizza!
It's nostalgic.
We went out in the winter of 2013.
I've heard of it.
We've heard of it.
The president of the island park took care of us a lot.
Since we made pizza, can we deliver it to this island?
That's right.
Where do you want us to deliver it to?
Anywhere we can't deliver it to.
Please do your best!
It's going to get cold.
The original pizza made by the members is delivered with a 90 degree heatproof plate.
That's right!
That's why it's so warm.
Over there too.
We're going to deliver the pizza now, so please wait for us!
Of course we will!
I'm so happy!
It's going to take a long time!
It's about 10km to the president's house.
The home plate has an hour effect.
Five self-proclaimed physical strength proud people will try to deliver the pizza in a relay style.
They will get on an electric assistance tricycle and head for Nokoro Island.
It has an assist function.
They will use this wearable camera to film their excited eyes.
Can they deliver the hot pizza in an hour?
We're going!
The first runner is Kusaba, who is confident in physical strength.
It's harder to ride than a normal bicycle.
But we have to deliver it to Nokoro Island quickly.
It's going to get cold.
I hope they like it.
I can't do this!
Don't move!
How far will we get to Nokoro Island?
Kusaba is getting used to a tricycle.
She's going to deliver it to the president.
I'm getting faster, right?
I thought it would be more flashy.
It's a delivery.
It's everyone!
She found a passenger car for the members.
Bye-bye!
Wow, my knees are shaking again.
I'm going.
This is serious.
Wow, it's so hard.
It's so embarrassing.
Then...
I'm scared.
I'm filming the edge of the road.
The car is close.
I'm scared.
Right now, you are driving in the center of Fukuoka.
There are many cars.
It's quite a difficult course to drive on.
It's an industrial road.
Everyone...
worked hard to make this pizza.
I have to deliver it as soon as possible.
What is this gloomy conversation?
It's making me happy.
Was she overwhelmed by the high traffic volume?
Her pace is slowing down.
So, now...
I'll switch.
Good luck, Tomiyoshi.
It's Tomiyoshi.
Go, Tomiyoshi!
You can do it!
She's here!
Tomiyoshi, you're late!
She's here!
I'm relieved.
It's so cold!
It's cold.
All right!
Kusaba drives 2km in 12 minutes and touches Tomiyoshi.
She has 48 minutes left.
All right!
I'll go!
It's harder than I thought!
It is.
This bicycle is hard!
I see.
I'm scared.
There are tires behind me.
I'm going in a direction I didn't imagine.
It's different from normal.
That's right.
Tomiyoshi is scared of unfamiliar tricycles.
Then...
Unexpected behavior.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I think it's faster to turn this way.
I think it's faster to go this way. I'll go this way.
Are you a local?
No!
No, no, no!
I'm sure of it!
It's definitely close!
No! I think it's better this way! It's definitely close!
You're right!
Are you okay?
What a surprise for Tomioshi! She changed her route on her own!
Even if you do something weird like this, can you turn a car right?
I'm scared of cars.
Do you know the way?
As expected, Sakura is first.
She's first.
At that time, Tomioshi...
Hello! We're ordering pizza.
- I see, in the park... - No equipment.
Oh, I see!
Hello! We're ordering pizza.
- Yes, wow! - Thank you very much.
- That's what she said in the park. - You're a good couple.
- Well, we don't have a car, so... - I see.
- I'm relieved. - I'm relieved.
Yes, the distance doesn't change, but in the park there is no car and it is easy to drive, so as a result, the time is shortened.
- I see. - That's good, then.
After that, Tomioshi is driving surprisingly well.
- Isn't it a good pace? - Yes, it is.
- It's close to the theater. - Yes, it is.
- I'm going! - Wow, you're driving well, Tomioshi.
- Good luck! - Good luck!
- Don't rush, don't rush! - I'm freezing!
- Don't rush, don't rush!
Tomioshi is driving at 2.8 km/h in 11 minutes and she touches the gas pedal.
Hurry up!
- I'm going! - Go for it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- It's hard to drive like that. - Believe in the steering wheel! Don't worry about it!
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! I'm scared! - Believe in the steering wheel!
- I'm scared of cars. - It's heavy!
- I have a bad feeling about this.
- I can't move forward at all. - You can't move forward, can you?
Wouldn't it be faster if you walked?
- Could it be... - What?
- Why? - Dao!
- Is it because you're driving so slowly? - It's dangerous!
- It's dangerous and you're driving slowly. - It's dangerous, so let's go back!
- Let's go back! - What's this?
It's a stop sign from the side of the show!
Ueki. She drives for 30 meters at 3 tons and touches the gas pedal at the end of the slope.
- You're good! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
You can do anything, right? I wonder if you can do anything.
- It's dangerous! You have to hurry up! - It's hard to drive like that.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
If you don't make it in time, you'll get cold!
- I saw something! - Who?
Isn't it one of you?
The cheering squad?
The rest of the members were waiting for it!
It's finally out!
What are you doing?!
They were shocked by the red light!
- What's this? - It's like a rest area!
It's not as dark as a rest area!
What's wrong with you?!
- There's a banana! - There's a banana!
Is it too dark?
- High school! - Yeah!
Do your best for us!
- See you! - See you!
Bye!
It was a tough break, but...
It's the last spurt towards Sakaguchi and Nokoroshiwa!
This is bad...
I have to deliver the pizza, right?
- That's right! - Oh, no...
Oh, no, the electricity...
It's cut off...
- My... - What?!
Oh, no!
The electric battery is cut off!
- Are you OK? - The pedals are so heavy!
There's only 26 minutes left!
Will they make it?
This is tough.
OK.
Thank you.
Good work.
Change?
From now on, Ueki takes revenge.
There are 14 minutes left until the time limit of delivery time.
I'm going.
Can you make it?
What is it?
I'm really scared.
Sudit.
Ueki, watch out!
Sakura's legs are shaking again.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
I can't look at it anymore.
Oh, no!
It's not running at all.
Sakura, you can't run.
It looks delicious.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
It's 1.3 kilometers to Uroko's island.
Will they make it in time?
Ueki is no use at all.
Oh, no!
What is it? It's so beautiful!
Look over there!
Which one is it?
I can't turn! I can't turn!
I can't turn!
By the way, it's not a good exercise to come here.
What?
I can't turn!
Both of them...
What's more...
Oh, no!
It flew away.
Where are you running?
It doesn't go as expected.
It's harder than I thought.
Oh, no!
I can do it!
She has three minutes left!
I can't do it! Wait for me!
Meanwhile, at the ferry dock...
We have plenty of time.
We're almost there!
We're the last ones to get on the bike!
Yay!
We can do it!
The ferry crossing the island has arrived!
Oh, my!
Sakura is doing her best with her tied up hair!
You can do it!
Hurry up!
Oh, they're here!
Everyone!
You can do it! Run! Leave it and run!
You're right!
Can you hit it?
You can't hit it!
It's only jamming!
Excuse me, is this the ship that goes to the next island?
It just came out.
It doesn't have a magic, does it?
You're lying!
It came out!
And...
The home plate ran out of time, too.
They couldn't deliver the cold pizza, either.
What?!
Well...
The pizza that we're giving to the president...
We all worked hard to bring it here...
But the ship just came out...
And we can't go to the next island anymore...
I'm sorry...
What a shame!
I'm sorry!
I was looking forward to it!
I'm sorry!
I was looking forward to it!
I'm sorry!
Once again, the program staff delivered the original pizza to the president's house with an apology.
Hello!
I'm sorry for being late!
No problem!
Thank you very much!
Let's eat!
It's a waste to eat!
It's delicious, isn't it?
Thank you for coming all the way to deliver it!
Thank you very much!
It's very delicious!
Let's meet again!
After the president's kindness,
the trip is over!
I think everyone in Italy is angry.
What should we have done?
And what kind of assistance do we need?
I think it would have been very different if we just changed Ueki and Umemoto.
That's right.
It's messed up.
But we didn't talk about it much this time, so I think it's bad.
We should have talked about it more.
We should have tried harder.
From now on, we will answer the simple questions of "hkt48".
We would like to ask Sassy and Goto.
From love.
How do you and your wife flirt with each other?
What are you talking about?
We rarely flirt with each other.
You mean you barely flirt with each other?
When we are cooking, we say, "What are you cooking?"
From behind...
No, we don't do that.
You don't?
It's not flirting, is it?
When I touch your butt, you say, "Oh!"
You are still young.
You are flirting with me.
No, I'm not.
What do you call your wife?
When I watch TV, she comes to me.
Let me show you my guitar.
Wait a minute.
This is Goto.
This is me?
Yes.
She comes to me and puts her feet on me.
Oh, I see.
When I watch TV, she says, "Yes, yes, yes."
She pulls my hand and takes it somewhere.
She holds my hand like this and says, "What are you doing?"
Please talk to me with your guitar.
What are you trying to do?
Please talk to me.
How do you and your wife flirt with each other?
Well...
Do you have work early tomorrow?
What time will you be back?
What do you mean you don't know?
Oh, you're going out for a drink again?
Then what should I do?
What are you doing?
Oh, but I'm glad you didn't have to deliver it earlier.
No, no, I didn't steal it.
Sashihara, do you have anything you want to do?
Gorou and Sosshi boldly confess their fantasies they want to do.
Hey, we're going out for dinner. What do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat?
Oh, it's completely different.
Sashihara, do you have anything you want to do?
I want to do it.
What do you want to do?
I want to be cold.
I'm crazy.
When I say weird things,
When I say "pyoon", I want to be ignored.
When I'm ignored, I want to talk a lot.
Oh, I wonder what that desire is.
I want to be ignored by imitating animals.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, sheep. I'll get cold.
What did you ride?
You say it yourself.
I want you to ignore it.
What do you do? I'm driving.
Hey, we're going out for dinner. What do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat?
It's completely different.
Ignore her.
I'll hire someone who can do it.
It's completely different.
I can't answer that.
I want you to ignore me if I'm stupid.
It's normal.
What do you want to eat?
Anything that's light.
Then, mochi hot pot.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know.
You passed.
Today's MVP is...
The member who usually jokes around.
I'm going out for dinner.
What do you want to eat?
I don't have one.
I gave you the MVP, but you said you didn't have one.
Did you have one?
I thought Tomiyoshi did his best.
I see.
If you didn't have one, I think you would have had a hard time.
Then, should we give it to Tomiyoshi?
I don't think Tomiyoshi will be happy if you say it like that.
You're difficult.
Then, I'll give the MVP to Tomiyoshi first.
Mr. Goto's MVP is...
Mr. Goto is mean, so I won't give it to you.
Next time...
A 13-year-old trio who are in good terms with a taxi will challenge a new contact game in a studio.
What's so funny about this?
Cute juniors can do whatever they want.
And...
Announcement!
Harassment!
Distorted expressions of love come out one after another.
I hate you!