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HKT48's...
Hotamiya!
♪ Since the day I was born, I've been looking for you all the time. ♪
♪ Talk to me, turn around and do it again. ♪
♪ We finally met in '74 ♪
♪ I chose you ♪
♪ The number one man in the world ♪
Is everyone ready? I'm Hakamina of HKT48, and I'll be hosting you from the Hakatari Ballet Hall again today!
Yeah!
Now, I'll introduce myself and announce the members of HKT48.
Hello! I'm Tomonaga Miyo of HKT48 Team K4!
Thank you for having me!
I'm Maririko and Yamada Marina. Thank you for having me!
Yeah!
Melange!
Yes! I'm Okamoto Nanka-san!
Yes! I'm Murata Vivian! Thank you for having me!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
The correct answer is Anaichihiro-chan!
I'm HKT48's Ueki Nao! Thank you for having me!
What is it? What is it?
I feel like I've gotten sharper recently...
The correct answer is Ueki Nao-san!
I'm HKT48's Tanaka Miku! Thank you for having me!
I'm HKT48's Haruppi-san! Thank you for having me!
If you're energetic, you can do anything!
I'm Ueki Nao-san!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Please show us something else!
Something else...
Please show us something else!
Okay! Let me introduce you to the people who are here with us today!
Today's Okamina is a three-question riddle!
What should I do if I can't decide on a guest?
As she walks with her head down...
As she rubs her nose...
Ah, my schedule has been empty for the past month...
As she walks with her head down...
And her favorite...
Bonbons!
Here you go!
Yamada-kun!
Yes!
Even if you say it like that, it's too much!
I'm sorry!
It's been a while since we've done this!
In the meantime, I got divorced!
I'm really happy!
I'm the first wife to get divorced!
Let's do our best!
Here's your lemon tea!
Thank you!
Now, let's get started!
Today, we're going to have H.K.T.48's faces, besides Sassy's,
and other members of H.K.T.48's faces,
to become H.K.T.48's new faces!
Let's go!
And for the members who worked the hardest,
we're going to award the "Most Variable Face" MVF award!
By the way, Yamada-kun, Vivian-kun, Ueki-kun and Tanaka-kun
have already won the award once!
And if you shine in this MVF,
you'll get a new face panel!
Yay!
And for the next appearance,
we've prepared a can opening segment!
Yay!
I want it!
And there are people who won it twice, right?
Yes!
It's Komada-kun and Kojina-kun!
So stylish!
So cool!
As expected of them!
If you win it twice...
As expected!
If you win it twice, you'll be like this!
If you win it twice...
If you win it twice, your car will change!
It'll change in one go!
If you win it again, you'll get a new face panel!
Yay!
And for the next appearance,
we've prepared a can opening segment!
Yay!
I want it!
Please do your best!
There's only a little bit of time left.
There's no chance!
So, who will get the MVF this time?
Oh!
There's only a little bit of time left!
From now on, Yamadu-san will show you her full power!
If you didn't laugh, you'll be one step closer to getting the MVF!
It's impossible!
It's impossible not to laugh!
No, no, no...
I've been in showbiz for 16 years, but I've never slipped while doing a gag!
Ehh?!
No, I'll kill you all if you laugh!
Ehh?!
This is fun!
I don't know why, but I'm asking you!
It's harder when you laugh!
She answered!
It's harder when you laugh!
The jaw woman came out of nowhere!
Why is it like that today?!
It's not like that today!
It's like that every time!
So, Yamadu-san, let's go!
Everyone, hang in there!
Hang in there!
One-shot gag!
Please do it!
Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa! Oissa!
I'll break it and spit it out!
So, Yamadu-san, one-shot gag, please!
Can I eat it?
Thank you for the meal.
I am a chef.
With a kitchen knife.
I cut myself without cutting the fish.
Thank you for coming.
The first one is...
"Japan's Amazing Joke Story"!
You're going to re-evaluate your joke again, right?
I didn't know you could do it like that.
What are we doing now?
Let's get started. What do you like?
One, two...
"Japan's Amazing Joke Story"!
Since it's "Japan's Amazing Joke Story",
we'd like you to tell us "Japan's Amazing Joke Story" that you know.
Are you ready?
I'm sure you have many stories to tell,
but I'm sure you've heard stories that you like,
and we'd like you to tell us about them.
I've heard stories about you, Ueki-kun,
about...
What is it?
You were born from a pineapple,
and you often talk about things like "pineapple- taro".
Yeah, we talk about it a lot.
I love this story since I was little.
Let me hear it!
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old woman went shopping.
The old man went to a betting center.
A betting center?
What an energetic old man!
It's an old story, isn't it?
Once upon a time, he went to a betting center.
A betting center in the early days?
I don't know about the early days.
He went to a betting center in the early days.
I know about it.
And...
Suddenly...
Suddenly?
That's a good part.
And...
Instead of a ball...
Pineapple flew to him!
Pineapple?
But it was very fast.
Very fast?
It's very fast, isn't it?
It's very fast.
But the old man shot it unexpectedly.
Then the pineapple broke.
And...
Pineapple was born.
What are you talking about?
Pineapple was born after it was shot?
That's the beginning of this story.
You know about it, don't you?
I know about it.
And then...
Pineapple went somewhere with his friends.
Kojima...
What happened next?
Pineapple...
Many things changed, didn't they?
And...
Pineapple grew bigger and bigger.
He grew up.
When he turned 30...
He grew up!
He grew up a lot!
Pineapple is middle-aged now.
When he turned 30...
The banknote he had at home was stolen.
Oh, yes.
What was it?
It was stolen.
A banknote...
Someone stole it.
And...
I was worried about what to do.
And...
My grandpa was kidnapped, too.
What?
Can you organize it?
A thief broke into your house and stole your banknote.
And at the same time...
And at the same time, my grandpa was kidnapped, too.
It was a disaster.
What should we do now, Vivian?
One day, Pineapple went to look for his grandpa.
She was a neat girl in her 30s.
She finally found what she should do and went to look for her grandpa.
It's hard to be a neat girl in your 30s.
She finally found what she should do and went to look for her grandpa.
Then, she met her friends.
They looked like each other.
The first one was Giant Gorilla.
The second one was Flamingo.
The third one was Kappa.
The fourth one was Kappa.
What will happen next?
Yamada-kun...
It's a family.
What will happen?
The Gorilla, Flamingo and Kappa...
They became friends and went to look for their grandpa.
I remember.
It was snowing all the time.
It was like winter break.
There was a batting center during winter break.
It was snowing all the time.
Since the day my grandpa was kidnapped,
there has been a mysterious footprint in front of the batting center.
Yes, a footprint that is thought to be the culprit's footprint that never disappears.
So, Painattaro, who followed those three people, thought that if he followed those footprints, he might meet the culprit.
So, he went straight to the batting center to find the culprit.
But...
Is this an interview or something like that?
You sound like an entertainment reporter.
But wait, before that...
Since everyone in Painattaro is from a snowy country, they don't have enough sugar.
And everyone's stomachs are empty.
And they don't have money.
So...
They don't have money.
It's tough, isn't it?
So, Painattaro, who thought like that, took his own pineapple and gave it to everyone.
It's a sweet method, isn't it?
It's a hard pineapple.
That's right!
It's a rock pineapple.
That's right!
And if you eat it cold in the snow, it's delicious.
That's true.
It's delicious.
It looks really delicious.
I see.
While repeating that...
He arrived there.
Actually...
I see.
But before that...
What's going on?
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Komada-kun!
Well...
It's been about two years since I started following my footsteps.
You've been following them for a long time!
It's been a long time!
Two years?!
That's right. I'm already 32 years old.
You're 32 years old.
You're growing up.
And...
After following my footsteps...
You've progressed a lot.
Surprisingly...
I came back to my own house.
What?!
Why?
I came back to my own house.
And when I opened the door...
There was...
An old man, an old woman...
And Momotaro.
Momotaro?!
What?!
What does that mean?!
What?!
What does that mean?!
For two years...
Momotaro was born.
All of a sudden...
All of a sudden, Komada-kun's reality has improved!
His development...
That's right!
Even if you're over 30...
You don't need a special worker anymore!
You don't need one anymore!
Momotaro was born...
How sad...
But...
I remember my grandparents.
She went looking for them.
That's tragic!
So...
I asked, "Who are you?"
It's me!
Who are you?
She remembers!
Who are you?
It's me, Pinetaro!
No matter how many times I say it...
No, there's only Momotaro in my family.
"No matter how many times I say it...
How sad...
Oh, Komada-kun, that's for kids only!
How sad...
After that...
Komada Pinetaro...
After thinking about how to remember me...
She remembered me...
Since the day I was born...
Sh...
She fed me...
She said "gitto gitto"!
And I used to make my grandpa and grandma eat it when it was cold.
And I thought if I made them eat it, they might remember it.
So I said "eat it", and I made them eat it...
Pineapple!
They remembered it!
That's right! They remembered it!
They remembered it!
It's a happy end!
And so, everyone, Momotaro, Pineapple, grandpa and grandma, lived happily ever after.
That's right! They remembered it!
They remembered it!
That's right!
That's a good story!
That's true!
That's a good story!
I see! What is the lesson of this story, Ueki-kun?
What do you want to tell us?
That's right! This is...
There are mountains and valleys in life!
That's harsh!
What's wrong?
That's embarrassing!
Is that what you did?
That's right! Pineapple!
There are many things in life!
That's right!
Is that so?
There are many things in life!
I see!
Let's all try it out!
Let's try it out!
You know this story, don't you, Miran-san?
Of course!
It's famous!
Yes!
When I was in kindergarten, I did it a lot at the amusement park!
You did it!
It's a lie!
You do it in kindergarten!
The generation of today is...
No one comes to the batting center today!
Gorilla...
No one comes!
He's the father of the batting center!
Jack Gorilla!
No one comes to the batting center!
Mom, I'm going to the batting center!
Be careful and come!
Are you okay, 13-year-old?
Don't worry.
You can hit it if you come quickly!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay if you come 150 km later, right?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Is it the same as Darby's?
You don't know, do you?
Be careful not to get hurt!
Okay, now...
It didn't hit.
And...
The fifth pitch is coming!
Was it the fourth pitch?
Yes, it was the fourth pitch.
Sometimes you can't get the ball out of the pitch!
Now, the fifth pitch is coming!
Ah!
It hit you!
Pakkan!
It hit you!
Pakkan!
I've heard of it before!
I am...
A healthy...
Who... who are you?
Who are you?
I am Pinotaur!
Pinotaur!
A healthy Pinotaur was born!
Now, and...
Then...
Will you live with us?
Pinotaur...
It's Pinotaur.
Nice to meet you!
Pinotaur, you're making me nervous!
Now, and...
After 30 years...
Pinotaur turned 30 years old!
Now, and...
Pinotaur came back!
What? Did you bring it back?
To your house, to your house.
You brought it back?
Yes, I brought it back.
I'm tired.
You're tired, even though you're a NEET.
What do you mean you're tired?
I'm tired of walking.
I'm tired of running.
I got a lot of money today.
What? What? Are you trying to get rich?
Ah, I don't have enough money.
Can you give me some?
He's such a scumbag.
Huh? I think I put it in here.
I don't know. I can't find it anywhere.
I don't have it.
I don't have my bank transfer receipt!
You don't have it?
You think I'm stupid?
I don't only have my bank transfer receipt!
I don't have...
Grandpa?
Grandpa, where's my bank transfer receipt?
Grandpa's not here!
I'm telling you for real!
Grandpa's not here.
Grandpa, where's my bank transfer receipt?
Grandpa's not here, either!
Looks like you've been abducted.
Grandpa and bank transfer receipt were both abducted?!
Grandma!
Grandma! You've been abducted!
Grandpa!
The quality of the medicine is high!
That was a good disguise.
Who kidnapped her?!
I don't know.
Grandpa, please find her for me.
Don't look for her.
Grandma, wait for me.
I will definitely find Grandpa's savings account!
Look for Grandpa!
How many times have you come out and said "account"?
And so, Pinettaro went on a journey in search of Grandpa.
And on the way...
First of all, you have to find your friends.
Boss!
Boss?
You are...
You stink of water!
Who are you?!
I know you!
If you're looking for Grandpa...
Please find yourself!
Giant Gorilla!
Well...
Will you give something to Giant Gorilla?
Giant Gorilla, aren't you hungry?
I just ate.
Take it!
Then, for dessert...
Take it!
For dessert...
Will you accompany me?
Wow!
That's too much!
It's snowing!
Tick-tock, tick-tock...
Eat this pineapple.
Well...
It's cold and delicious!
That's right!
It's really cold!
That's right!
It's really delicious!
Will you accompany me?
Let's go, Boss!
Well...
She's alone...
Tick-tock...
Then...
While they're walking...
Boss...
What is it?
This beautiful pink color...
I am...
Flamingo!
What is it with this Flamingo feeling?
Boss...
I'm...
Looking for a friend...
Boss...
I'm...
Looking for a friend...
I'm...
Looking for a friend...
I'm looking for a friend...
Because my grandfather, the goldsmith, is stolen...
I'm looking for a friend...
Would you like to accompany me?
If...
I find you...
Can you give me some savings?
Money?
Are you going to save money?
Of course!
That's fine!
Well...
She's also neat!
Eat it!
It's cold and delicious!
Will you eat it with me?
Yeah! Let's eat it together!
And...
I don't have enough friends.
Is there anyone else?
There's someone over there!
What? A plate?
A plate?
A kappa!
Are you Masako?
I'm a kappa!
She's dangerous! Let's leave her alone!
She's dangerous!
The way she talks!
She's dangerous!
Sega's way of talking...
But you were just in the right place.
Um...
Right now we're looking for Grandpa and friends.
Would you like to be friends with us?
I'm hungry.
Then eat this!
It's cold.
You don't even have half of your face left!
Eat it!
Eat this!
Isn't this part of you that's bad at cooking?
Is it okay?
It's cold and delicious!
Thank you!
I'll be your friend!
You don't have to be a cucumber.
Then...
One person and three animals...
Will follow a mysterious footprint.
Will they reach it?
This? What is this?
If we follow this...
Can we go to Honey?
Really?
Yes!
Following this, the day passed and...
Two years have passed!
You've all gotten pretty old!
Two years...
This is impossible!
It's okay!
We're almost there!
The footprints...
The footprints are gone!
But...
Here...
It's our house!
As we walk around...
It's not our house!
It's been two years...
You may not know, but this is my house!
What?! Why?!
Why are there footprints here?!
Let's go in!
As we follow Ann...
As we open the entrance...
So cute!
Grandpa?!
And... Grandma...
Who are you?!
I'm Momotaro!
What does that mean?!
Momotaro is here!
What does that mean?!
Grandpa, Grandma, who is this person?!
I don't know...
Go away! Go away!
What?!
You don't remember me, Grandpa?!
Grandma?!
We've been together for 30 years!
No... Momotaro is the only one in this house...
How sad...
Now, what will you do?
You forgot me, Momotaro!
I forgot you, too!
You forgot me, too!
We've been together for 30 years!
If you eat this, you might remember me!
One last bite...
You forgot me?!
You're a monster!
You don't remember me?!
Grandpa...
Eat this!
It's fresh and delicious!
Oh, it's you!
You are...
Pineapple Taro!
Grandpa!
Where did you go, Grandpa?!
Now that I've eaten the pineapple...
Grandpa has remembered about Pineapple Taro!
But from now on...
I will spend my life in my own house...
Garage!
This time...
Oh, this one!
This one!
I don't remember this one!
Even though it was the last way!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Pineapple, come out!
I don't need it anymore!
No way!
Go and buy it! Go and buy it!
Oh, wait! Wait!
It wasn't in the original!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Grandpa, where is the postage stamp?
Oh!
The postage stamp is here...
Do you have it?
Okay! Now go and buy me some pineapple!
Go and buy it! Go and buy it!
Okay!
Okay! Okay!
I bought it! I bought it!
Did you buy it?
I bought the best one!
You bought the best one...
Ta-dah!
It's installed!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
I'm glad!
I'm glad! It's back!
It's new!
I'm getting used to this movement!
Cool it!
Cool the pineapple!
Grandma! Eat this!
It's delicious!
Oh!
Grandma!
Pineapple!
I'm glad you remembered it!
I'm glad you remembered it! I'm glad you remembered it!
I'm glad you remembered it!
And...
And the last one is...
What is it? What is it? What is it?
I'm very anxious, but what is it?
And...
Life is full of ups and downs.
We lived happily ever after.
Happily ever after.
Why is there no tape?
I didn't like it.
I didn't think it would be like this.
Oh, what a good girl you are.
You haven't changed at all.
Like a mother's blessing.
It's a story from a long, long time ago.
Next up is our "Tonkotsu Gossipers"!
Tonkotsu Gossipers
Hey, editor-in-chief!
Yes!
It's not the right time for you to get divorced!
I'm sorry.
You haven't decided what you're going to do tomorrow!
I know, but I haven't decided what I'm going to do.
You can't do anything without a plan, can you?
Leave it to me!
I've prepared a lot of great sauce stores for you today.
Let's start with those stores!
I see.
Okay, everyone! Let's go!
Yes!
Yes, please have a seat!
Yes!
What do you think, editor-in-chief? Don't you think they're excellent?
Well, I've never actually met them in person...
Are they like this?
Well, this is the most orthodox way of meeting them.
I agree.
Orthodox...
But you all brought information today, didn't you?
Yes, we did!
Thank you, editor-in-chief!
Leave it to me!
There's a lot of it.
Gossipers who know a lot about HKT information!
Yes!
Take more and more scoops!
Yes!
And for those who decorated one side...
From me...
Yes!
From the editor-in-chief...
Exquisite products!
Wow!
Thank you!
Are they exquisite?
What?
No, they're really good this time.
I'm glad!
Really?
Really good!
Yes!
Well, please take more and more scoops!
Yes!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Yes!
There it is!
There's a lot of it!
Wow!
There's a lot of it!
I, Tanaka Miku...
Amcower...
Bian-san...
Gossiped about me.
Yes!
My bangs are my charming point...
But recently I've been thinking about growing them out.
What?!
That's big news!
This is...
Even for Bian-san's fans...
Even for us...
It's really troublesome information.
Charming point?
So that's what it was!
Wow!
Nice!
You...
Isn't there any information about that?
Yes!
There is!
Oh!
Then I'm counting on you!
Amcower Bian...
Recently...
Yes?
She's been working hard to become cute!
What?!
But...
What exactly is she working hard for?
What is she doing?
I want to know!
Well...
It seems like it's a fact that she grew out her bangs...
It seems like it's a fact...
Well...
She's trying to make her makeup look better...
It seems like she's working hard for a lot of things!
I see...
Yes!
And also...
Yes?
What's up with you?
Why are you suddenly talking like that?
What's up with you?
And also...
It seems like it's being broadcasted all over Japan!
Oh!
It's being broadcasted all over Japan!
It's being broadcasted around Japan...
Please look forward to it!
What are you being broadcasted about?
It seems like M Kawabi plan will be broadcasted!
She is cute lately too!
But it seems like M Kawabi plan...
Yes?
There were information about her makeup being changed, then...
Yes...
She was doing 'ofero makeup' recently...
She was trying a drugged kind of makeup with her cheeks up...
"You're putting on too much makeup, stop!" she was scolded for it...
That's...
Is that information not in there?
It's in there!
That's...
Aia's staff really scolded her for it.
I see, you recorded it.
Yes, there was a photo shoot for a game project,
and she was seriously scolded for it.
Speaking of makeup...
What is it?
Um, let's see...
T.Yoshi.A.S.K.A.
That person...
Um...
After taking a bath...
She's really, really cute!
Unexpected!
This is big news, right?
After taking a bath?
Is it only for after taking a bath?
After taking a bath...
Is she cuter after taking a bath than after putting on makeup?
Atmosphere!
Atmosphere...
Rather than hair and makeup...
Has anyone seen it before?
Is that information in there?
It's in there, right?
It was sent to me via LINE.
From T.Yoshi.A.S.K.
Who does it look like?
It came with the photo.
I think they wanted me to say it looked like Kasumi Arimura.
But I said I didn't know.
I uploaded it to an app called "755".
I wrote it myself and said, "Huh? It looks like someone."
You were so eager to say it!
That's great!
How old are you now?
Do you know anything about Asuka T. Yoshi?
Asuka T. Yoshi has been doing a lot of emceeing lately.
She said that she had decided on a theme for her emceeing.
But she hasn't told her juniors about it until just before the emceeing starts.
She's trying to improve her emceeing skills.
She said it just before the emceeing starts.
What kind of information is that?
I have better information.
Eiyoshi Waika-san.
She's a "mikan" character that everyone knows about.
It's rare, but she's recently decided to graduate as a "mikan" character.
She's been doing it for so long.
And there's one more.
Waimoto Emo-san.
Waimoto Emo-san is...
Emo-san?
Emo-san is...
M. Pani-san, right?
Yes, M. Pani-san.
She's famous for her "panic".
She often uses the word "panic".
But it seems like she's sealed it away.
She's sealed away the word "panic".
And everyone is losing their characters.
That's "panic" for you!
That's fine. But so far, everyone who has come this far...
Everyone has been accepted.
Thank you!
Go ahead and tell us!
Yes!
Oh, nice. My Kojina-kun, tell us.
For me, it's Keida Eichika-san.
Why?
Keida Eichika-san!
Hey!
It's Keida Eichika-san, but it seems like you always see the members changing in the dressing room, right?
Yes, yes.
At that time, it seems like you're always wearing very erotic underwear.
Eh?!
Erotic?!
There's information like that.
Keiji-san...
Well, according to Keiji-na-yui-san...
Yes, yes...
Keiji-na-yui-san...
It's almost... it's almost true, but...
Keiji-na...
Keiji-na-yuu-san...
Yuu-i-san!
Yes, according to Keiji-na-yuu-i-san...
Yes, yes...
Sometimes...
Your underwear...
Are strings.
Strings?!
Eh?!
That's the information we've learned.
That's amazing!
It's a big scoop!
Keiji-san, what do you think of this story?!
It's the best!
Thank you!
Has anyone seen this before?
I see it often.
It's very erotic.
Very erotic.
Also, I can't get enough of the scent!
Wait a minute!
What are you talking about?!
Wait a minute, Tamano-kun!
Eh, is that so?!
If you were to compare it, what kind of scent would it be?
I might say it one by one.
I can't get enough of the scent!
To be honest, I can't get enough of the scent!
When I get home from school and I'm next to it...
It's a very adult...
Very sweet...
Sexy scent.
Ah! That's not it!
Eh?!
It's not?!
It's a shampoo scent.
Oh! That's a good one!
While you're smiling, it's a very sweet scent.
Please stop it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm confused.
You're just a pervert.
I'm not a pervert.
But there's something I want to say.
Is there any information about that?
Well, well, well...
It's true that Ikemada-san is 20 years old this year.
You're an adult.
I think there's something like adulthood.
Adulthood is like Himopan.
No, no, it's not like Himopan...
That's close.
But, but, it's not like...
You like Himopan the most, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
But, but...
You're an adult member, so...
I heard you want to see other members, too.
And among them,
the member I'm conscious of recently...
It's not me, but...
The member I'm conscious of recently is...
Keijina...
Yui-san.
I often see her in Kigayaeba and other places.
Her underwear color is always red bean color.
No matter what I see, it's always red bean color.
What should we do with this story?
What color is red bean?
And Keijina-san always...
Look at her!
She always massages her breasts.
Why?
She did it.
By herself?
In detail, in detail.
What kind of movement?
By herself.
That's not good!
Does she do it by herself?
According to my information,
Keijina-san recently became an adult.
She wants to become an adult.
Until recently, she might have worn red bean color underwear.
According to recent information,
Keijina-san tried to become an adult and wore adult underwear.
You don't have to look at it!
Adult underwear?
It's not that kind of underwear.
She bought two pairs of red and white underwear.
Red and white...
Happily ever after.
If you wore red, would you be able to live a long life?
Red is for when you're blaming someone.
Red and white...
White is for when you're pure and innocent.
I see.
Keimada-san.
Keimada-san is from Miyazaki.
But...
Kei is a fan of Miyazaki dialect.
According to my information, he doesn't like mango very much...
Oh, I've heard of Miyazaki dialect.
A famous person from your hometown.
That's not true.
He uses Miyazaki dialect for work and private life.
What?
He's an incredible guy.
I've heard of it, too.
Usually...
Yes, yes.
In the theater or something...
It seems like he uses Miyazaki dialect in self- introductions and stuff...
Yes, yes, I've heard of it.
Usually, they don't use Miyazaki dialect at all.
What?!
That's the same for T. Yoshi.
Business?!
The only two people from Miyazaki who are in HKT...
Usually don't use Miyazaki dialect.
What?! There's no information?!
No, well...
It's fast, it's fast...
What's wrong? Are you in a hurry?
Um...
Miyazaki dialect is...
What?!
Miyazaki dialect is...
It's divided between work and private life.
Miyazaki dialect loses its value, doesn't it?
It loses its value?!
I think it's better not to use it much.
It's better not to use it?!
Regarding mangoes...
This is a different topic.
I love mangoes.
I'm really conscious of it.
Even on days when I want to eat strawberries, when I go to a shop...
I think the shop staff are fans of mangoes.
You're starting to talk in a great mood!
Miyazaki dialect is...
I've been saying it for a long time.
So...
What should we do with this topic?!
Accepted!
Oh!
Yes!
Anything else? Oh!
Yes!
Oh! Here she is! Yamana-kun!
Here she is!
Um...
Yes?
It's Keijina Yui-san, but...
Before you do your make-up...
Yes, yes...
You always stretch your face...
Oh!
That face...
It's amazing!
And you can do that...
Um...
You can imitate it...
Oh, is that so?
Ah, ah...
Keijina-san's face stretching...
You can do it!
Can you show it to the editor?
This may be made up...
If you don't mind, I'll do it!
I'll do it!
Well...
Umm...
I'll do it!
You don't want me to do it?
Well...
Oh, no...
She did it!
When Keijina-san showed it on another show,
she was screened with that video and it was posted everywhere.
It was posted?
It was like a shock.
It became a trauma.
It was when I was thinking of quitting it.
So kind.
I see, I see.
What should we do now?
Adoption!
Because you put it on your body.
Because you know what you want.
You know, right?
I've decided.
Then, Ue-kun, will you say it?
Team H's Eiyoshi Waika-san.
Do you know her?
She recently started buying hamsters.
What a terrible joke.
Hamsters?
By the way, her name is...
Hamtaro.
It hasn't come out much yet.
It hasn't come out yet.
It's super rare.
Wow, that's amazing.
Is it that amazing?
It's super rare.
What was that just now?
Her voice went up.
It's Hamtaro.
There's no information like that in the world, right?
No, there isn't.
There's nothing else.
Shall we say a few more things?
Shall we go in detail?
Yes, I'm Team H's Esuguchi Aruko-san.
Isn't that your first information?
That's right, Esuguchi Aruko-san.
She says the same thing over and over again when she's drunk.
She's an old man!
An old man usually says that!
The other day, we had a concert in Miigata.
We drank a little at the party.
You're already 20.
The hotel was in the same room.
I was looking at the situation.
She said "I'm conscious of it" about 10 times.
Is that 10 times?
That's definitely not it.
It's gas.
No, it's in the same room as the hotel.
But...
Just now, at that time...
While eating ice cream...
This is burnt!
She said that.
Ice cream...
After drinking alcohol...
She said "this is burnt" while eating it.
I thought it was really weird.
The next day...
She said something like that.
Do you remember?
I asked her.
I don't remember.
That kind of information came out.
Where is that gas?
She doesn't remember her own invention.
It depends on how you drink it at the time.
Of course.
I see.
How about now?
Everyone has alcohol.
When you get drunk, everyone is like that.
The last one?
Go ahead.
This is...
Yu-ki-no-san.
He is Team K-4's Yu-ki-no-san.
In the past...
Actually...
He didn't have a chin.
He didn't have a chin in the past?
Yes.
What?
And...
Yu-ki-no-san had a lot of trouble with that.
He went to a plastic surgeon.
What?
He got a colonoscopy.
And...
As a result of getting a colonoscopy...
He is in a good condition now.
Is it medical?
Yes.
Let me say it.
Yu-ki-no-san doesn't remember anything.
Let me say it.
It's gas.
She seems to be familiar with it.
No, it's not!
It's "gasse gasse no gasse gasse".
It's a big scoop.
You said you didn't have it in the past.
You have it in the past!
Don't make me say it.
You have it in the past!
Huh?
Really?
Don't make me say it.
You have it in the past!
Don't you have any other evidence about it?
I don't.
Let's say it's gas.
Who is it?
Well, Ueki-san is...
Ueki-san!
Ueki-san seems to be pretty good at cooking.
Really?
Recently, she's been cooking for Gugutasu and such.
Do you know that she's been cooking for Gugatasu and such?
I don't really like it.
You don't like it?
But I think it looks really good.
What kind of food does she cook?
She cooks hamburg steaks and such.
In the past, she cooked cabbage rolls and such.
She also cooks tomato pasta and such.
But she doesn't get many fans.
She's pretty good at it.
Well, editor-in-chief, please choose one person for tomorrow.
Well, the venue is a little noisy and the temperature is a little high.
Well, it's time for Keidar Eichi-san's erotic underwear.
Wonderful!
Thank you very much.
The voltage has gone up a little.
It's good that you know about it.
Because you're wearing underwear.
Erosion sells well.
It's really helpful.
Well, let me show you an excellent story.
Yes, Kojima-kun, right?
Yes, I'll show you mine.
Wow, that's great!
I'll show you a little bit of it every day.
Here it is.
Is it jewelry? What is it?
Jewelry?
It's a ring.
Wow!
That's great!
Can I have it?
Well, let's have a look.
It's a ring I made with my own hair!
Wow!
You can see it in "Aisui-ko".
"Aisui-ko"?
Yes, you can see it in "Aisui-ko".
Wow!
Kojima-kun!
Your face...
Well...
Wait, wait, wait!
Which part?
Which part is it?
This is the back of your head.
I can't do it!
I'll put it on your finger.
So cute! Put it on!
It's the smell of your left hand.
Right?
How is it?
It's serious, isn't it?
Oh my god!
Do like this!
I envy you.
It's like a marriage contract.
What's wrong with you?
It's an honor!
Congratulations!
Oh my god!
I'm glad you did your best!
Show it to everyone!
No! I can't do it!
What's wrong with you?
Can't you see it with your glasses?
I can't see it at all!
How do you feel?
I'll go home.
That's all for "Our marriage contract"!
The last one is...
Okamina MVF!
Who did their best?
Are you confident?
Are you okay?
Yes!
She's brave!
She won't take it!
Okamina Family Association approved...
Thank you!
Who is it?!
Kojima-kun!
Congratulations!
You passed the 3rd round!
Your face panel has been upgraded.
Next time you appear, you'll be on a show called "Kanmuri"!
Wow!
A show!
Amazing!
How do you feel, Kojima-kun?
I'm so happy!
Well... I don't know...
Is it because of this?
I see...
I'm so happy!
Please do your best on "Kanmuri"!
Yay!
That's it for today.
Let's hear each of your impressions.
Madoka-kun?
Well... I'm not good at ad-libbing.
Why do you sound like you're having fun?!
I want to get better at it!
But was it fun?
Yes, it was fun!
Thank you!
This was one of the most requested shows we've done.
It was tough, but we all worked together and had a lot of fun.
What is this?!
Is it okay for me to say my impressions?!
No, it's fine!
We had a lot of fun! Thank you!
Thank you!
Nice!
And...
Yes!
You're out of your mind.
I really didn't do anything.
I'm all out of it.
Today we did two segments for one hour.
Right? We did a lot of things!
That's right.
I was a little worried, but I had a lot of fun.
Thank you, Wiki!
Thank you!
And you, Tanaka-kun?
I'd like to express how I feel today!
Oh!
More than black tea, I like lemon tea!
Yes!
Thank you!
What do you think will happen to me?
Thank you very much!
So, Komada-kun, how was it?
Yes, I had a lot of fun too!
We got a lot of information!
That's right! If we get an MMVF today, I'll show you my underwear!
It's a shame!
Can you change it now?!
No, no, no!
I can't change it!
It's okay if you say it a little!
I'll do my best for the next show!
Yes, please do your best!
Thank you very much!
I heard what Kojima-kun said earlier, so please do your best for the next show!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Yes! So, Yamada-kun, please!
Yes! So, for the last, I'd like to say goodbye while expressing today's success with my ears!
Ears?!
Yes! One, two...
HKT48's...
Goodbye!
Ears?!
I'm a crooked guy!
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm a crooked guy!
Hide your ears!