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Good evening. I'm Yamamoto Mao.
Mao-chan!
Cherry Cherry will not run away.
Cherry Cherry Boy Cherry Cherry Girl
Chase me.
Cherry Cherry Love Cherry Cherry Girl
Cherry Cherry Love is my love dream.
Cherry Cherry Love Cherry Cherry Girl
I love you.
I sang my favorite song "Cherry" by Ms. Nagi.
Thank you very much.
So, it started.
I, Hokamina of Cambridge program "Mapani", will broadcast live from Hakata Liberty Hall again today.
First of all, Riko Sakaguchi.
I'm Riko Sakaguchi of HKT48 Team H.
Next, Yuki Shimono.
I'm Yuki Shimono of Team Keiho.
I'm Emily Yamashita.
I'm Tanaka Natsumi.
I'm Tanaka Natsumi of Team H.
I'm Asuka Tomiochi.
I hope you'll be prepared for me when I'm done recording.
I'm Asuka Tomiochi.
Hey, back-dancers!
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you.
We're used to it.
It was nice talking with you, Nakomiku.
I'll be back again as a back-dancer.
No, no.
Mao, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Mao, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while, but we are...
Mao's servants, Loveletters!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
I don't have it! I don't have it!
No, no, no. Give Mao-sama a round of applause!
Give Mao-sama a round of applause for today!
What is it?
Your costume is a mess.
Shut up!
Stop it! I don't want to be called a bomb.
What's with the mess?
Your name is written on your T-shirt!
My T-shirt...
You're more like a comedian than an entertainer!
That's right!
What's with you?
Your eyes aren't smiling, Tanaka!
Tanaka!
Don't put pressure on Mao-sama!
Okay, Mao-sama.
Tell us about today's topic.
Today's topic is...
Since we're variety members...
Oh, variety members!
Since we're variety members...
H.K.T. and Kushi are also variety members...
I think we'll be able to create some wonderful reactions.
We're going to try various reaction projects!
Yes!
Please do your best!
Applause!
Since it's Mao-sama's show...
That's right!
Please do your best!
We're counting on you for your reactions!
However, Mao-sama is a kind person...
First, Mao-sama will show us his special technique.
Please show us!
I should learn it properly.
Thank you.
Watch it properly, you guys!
That's good!
That's good! That's good!
Switch is on!
Don't put your arms together!
Shima's bear is here!
Stop it! Stop it!
So, this is the opening plan!
I will do it! I will do it! I will do it this time for sure!
"Ruthless Panic Remix"!
That's good!
So, Mao-sama, please explain!
Well, you guys came up with "ruthless panic" beforehand, but...
I want to do all of them!
As expected of you!
That's amazing!
Thank you so much!
You can do it!
Yes! Thank you!
Well, I was able to do it last time, but...
It was too difficult for me to do it, so...
This time...
Since it's "ruthless panic", I want to do all of them!
That's good!
Since Mao-sama panicked...
That's right!
The five of you will do "ruthless panic" to Mao- sama that you came up with in advance.
So, please announce it!
Who will go first?
Well...
The second generation "ponkotsu"!
"Ponkotsu" captain! Nice to meet you!
Yes!
The second generation "ponkotsu"!
It's not "yamashita", is it?
That's what we're doing today, isn't it?
Yes!
As expected of you!
Well...
The second generation "ponkotsu"!
The second generation "ponkotsu" will announce it first!
Yes!
Here is my "ruthless panic" to Mao-chan!
In any case, do something funny!
This is tough!
This is "ruthless panic"!
"Ruthless" has a meaning!
It's rough!
As expected of you, Mao-sama, do something funny!
Yes!
It's "yamashita zero"!
Yes, I'll do my best!
She's really good at it!
Well, let's do it, shall we?
Yes!
Well, Mao-sama...
Please do it!
Yes!
Funny...
It's tough...
What is it?
Panic! Panic! Panic!
Oh my goodness!
Maotaro is panicking again!
Hey! Hey! You stupid captain!
What is it?
Because of you, Maotaro is panicking again!
What is it?
What responsibility do you have?
I'll take responsibility and have the stupid captain do it for me!
What? Wait! What kind of plan is that?
You should have panicked!
I knew you wouldn't do it!
I won't accept any apologies!
I have no choice!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Hey! Go!
I don't want to do it! I really don't want to do it!
I knew you would do it!
I knew you would do it! I really don't want to do it!
You panicked!
You wrote something crazy yourself!
Then, please do it!
You look cute!
What should I do?
You look cute! You look cute!
Hurry up and do it!
She's angry!
What should I do?
Anything is fine!
I'll do my best to laugh!
I'll laugh at you!
I'll laugh at you if you accept it!
You can imitate me!
Then, can I imitate you like you always do?
Sure!
It's a standard thing!
That's not funny!
You can do it later!
You're crazy!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
She's mad!
Then, can you do it like you always do?
I'll do it!
Please do it!
I'll do it like you always do!
I'm happy!
End!
Well...
Indeed.
As expected of you.
How was it, Maa-sama?
I don't agree with you.
"I don't agree with you." She even changed her speech.
"I don't agree with you." She sounded like an old man.
Next.
Who's next?
Next is Kageusu.
Huh?
Kageusu?! Who's Kageusu?!
Who's Kageusu?!
I'm Kageusu.
Who's Kageusu?!
I'm Kageusu.
Huh? Kageusu doesn't have ears?
Kageusu?!
Yes, he's here.
He's here.
He's here. He's always been here.
He's always been here.
Please tell us about your crazy dance moves.
My crazy dance moves for you, Mao-chan, are...
Improvised dancing!
That's...
That's crazy!
Even if you're dancing normally...
You won't panic, will you?
I see.
Even though it's crazy, you still have love for it.
You can do it.
That's...
Let's get excited and show them.
Kageusu's crazy dance.
Mao-sama, please!
Huh? How do you do it?
Oh no!
Mao-sama!
Mao-sama, it's okay!
Calm down!
I don't know!
I panic!
She panic!
Kageus, what are you doing?
Kageus?
I'm here.
She panic because of Kageus.
Kageus, do something cute.
That's good, Kageus.
Please!
That's good!
Wow!
That's good!
On the contrary, she was too good that I stopped dancing.
You answered pretty well, didn't you?
You sound like a serious back dancer.
No, I'm sorry about my back.
How was it for you, Maa-san?
Well, I was beaten up once.
It was amazing.
Are you satisfied?
Yes.
That's good.
Yes.
Next time!
Next time you won't panic!
I'm sorry.
Yes, please teach us.
I'll do it then!
Who's next, Maa-san?
Next is "yasai-stic"!
What is this?
"Yasai-stic"?
"Yasai-stic" is in here?
"Yasai-stic"?
Who is it referring to?
Who else is referring to?
"Yasai-stic"?
"Yasai-stic" is someone else?
"Yasai-stic" is...
"Yasai-stic" in Tanaka!
For some reason, in Tanaka...
For some reason, there's a vegetable stick on Kanata's nose.
Kanata, you're good at this.
As expected of you, Mao-san.
Now, please announce the "muchaburi" for us.
For me, Mao-chan's "muchaburi" is...
Today's impersonation after giving birth.
That's reckless!
The vegetable stick...
This can't be helped.
She's aiming for it.
This can't be helped.
It can't be helped at all.
This will cause panic.
Trust me, Mao-sama!
Mao-sama will do it!
This time, it'll be okay!
Oh, look!
Look!
She's facing forward!
Well then, shall we begin?
Yes!
The "muchaburi" from the vegetable stick... Mao- sama, please!
Oh oh? An elephant!?
Oh!?
What was "elephant" again? Like this?
Huh? What was "elephant" again?
Huh? Huh!? Huh!?
Huh!? I don't know!
Again!
I don't know!
- Oh!? - Wow! Mao-sama is panicking!
I'm sorry!
Eh?
"Simon"!
I'm sorry!
Mao-sama is panicking!
Your tone has changed!
"Vegetable stick"!
Come in the middle!
Okay, but...
- Can I say it? - Say it! Say it!
- You know, you'll know when you hear it. - What do you want me to say?
- Now, I...
- What do you want me to say? - I will imitate an elephant that has just given birth.
- Is it okay? - You're amazing!
- What do you want me to say? - Now, I will imitate a vegetable.
- It's the same as the start. - Yeah.
- It's giving birth!
- Is it over? - Well...
- I think it's okay. - Yeah.
- Will you say it again in the future? - Tanaka... Tanaka-san!
- You did a lot of damage! - Tanaka-san! It's only the opening!
- There's still one more team left. - There is.
- There's still one more team left. - What will you do next, Kao-san?
- Next, I guess I'll have my grandma say it. - Grandma?!
- Make it simple!
- It's simple! It's not bad! - It's simple!
- You said several words! - It's not bad!
- Sakaguchi-san, please announce your special skill. - Okay.
- Please do. - I will announce my special skill!
- I will say the name of my senior whom I'm not good at!
This is...
- This is possible. - But, well, well.
- You can do it. - You only say the name of your senior.
Yes, I can do it for sure.
- You can do it for sure. - I can do it for sure.
- You are good. - Yes, I can do it for sure.
- You are like a witch. - That's right.
- You are like a witch. - You have a witch's ire.
She is being crazy like a witch.
Mao-sama, please.
But Mao is the most powerful today.
She is always on top.
I don't have any seniors, so I don't know.
I feel like I'm the king today, so I don't know.
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm panicking!
This is what happens when you're in a group of four.
It felt like we were fighting.
If you're going to do it, do it properly!
If you can't do it, do it in the dressing room.
So, I'm sorry that you have to do it instead of me.
Maomao is panicking.
Tanaka looks like he's having fun.
Okay, let's do it!
Tanaka has won!
This can't be helped.
She's been through a lot in her life.
I love vegetables.
By the way, do you have any secrets?
If you tell me in detail, it will be realistic.
She's got a fever.
She has future plans.
How was it?
What did you eat?
I calmed down.
In the end, I'll take responsibility.
I'm really sorry.
This is the last one.
I'm really sorry for what I've done so far.
I'm sorry for what I've done.
I'm sorry for what I've done so far.
Next, Mao-sama.
Mushroom!
That's rough.
Mushroom!
Last time, I received this.
I was in a bad mood.
Last time, Mao-mao panicked and I was in a bad mood.
This time, I've prepared something tough.
Will you do it?
Yes, I will.
I'll do it this time.
Please announce it.
Here I go.
This is what I've prepared for Mao-mao.
To be honest, I think I've won against this member.
At first, I didn't think I could get along with this member.
I'm not good at this.
I'm in the top three.
Go! Go! Go!
That's too much.
Go! Go! Go!
Wait a minute.
I'm about to cry.
Well, Mao-sama...
Tomio-san, please get ready.
Please.
Well, Mao-sama, please.
Mao-mao panicked!
I can't watch this anymore! Mao-sama, I can't watch this anymore!
She panicked so fast!
Kotomiya-san, I'm sorry.
What should I do?!
Which one should we start with?
It's long! It's long!
If you say this, I won't graduate today!
You won't, right?!
Thank you for everything!
Stop it!
Let's just say hello.
To be honest, I think she'll win against the members.
Please.
We're from the same team, Keihou.
I'm Shimo's Yuhi!
She's here!
She's here again!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
There's more!
There's more?!
The members you thought you couldn't get along with at first.
Please.
Go ahead!
We're from the same school.
Akiyoshi Yuka!
She's here!
She's not here!
There's more and more!
Last one!
There's three of you!
Top 3!
Wait!
You're not good at this!
I'm going to be the second place!
Huh?!
You know what you're doing?!
It's not like that!
You're not good at this, Senpai!
Top 3!
Let's start with number 3!
Bang, bang, bang!
Number 2 and 1!
Let's go!
Number 3, please!
Number 3 is...
I respect her, but...
Haruka Konama!
This is a shocker!
This is...
Wait, wait, wait!
The staff is surprised!
No, this is...
This is...
Simply put, I'm still nervous to talk about it.
Because we're on different teams...
We're not that close yet...
You're not good at it?
I'm still nervous!
You're still interested in it...
Yes, yes, that's right.
I see...
You have a reason for that, right?
Then, please tell us your second place.
Second place goes to...
Team H's...
Tadakana Tsuri!
Second place!
Do you have a reason?
The reason is...
I thought it was similar...
I thought it would be the same for all ages, but...
It's the same for all ages, right?
Somehow, I got selected all of a sudden.
I see.
My back got a little fat.
I see.
I'm sorry, I'm absent tomorrow.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow is a day off.
Absent and day off.
That can't be helped.
Then, first place for seniors who are not good at this.
This is...
Please say it.
Team H's...
Wakatabe Haruka-san!
Yes. Yes.
Your reaction is crazy.
You don't know, do you?
Really?
No.
Just give Tomio-san a one-shot now.
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
No.
What is it?
Akatabi-san, why?
Eh?
Somehow...
Simply, we don't get along very well.
Yes.
Now, Mao-sama will talk about various topics.
Everyone, please react in a way that will make Mao-sama feel better!
Yes!
Then, Mao-sama, please announce the topic!
Mao and Momoto's round-and-round talk.
The first topic is this!
An interesting story that will make you laugh out loud!
Wow!
What is it?
I don't like it!
Then, Mao-sama, please go ahead!
Yesterday, when I went to the bathroom, there was an old man there!
[Mao-sama, I love you!]
Here is the next project that is deeper than Mao Party!
Can you deceive Mao-sama? "You Who Is One In Five"!
- What kind of song is it? - It's for everyone who's trying to trick Mao...
- Mao-sama, don't dance when we're promoting! - Hey! Hey!
- Promote, promote, promote... - Say it, say it, say it...
- This is a reaction... - Yes.
- I'd like to see everyone's wonderful reactions... - I see.
- Yes. - Reaction.
- I hope you'll give us wonderful reactions. - Yes.
- Right now... - Right now...
- The stage is in a terrible condition... - That's right.
- From earlier... - The stage is in a terrible condition...
- The chairs are amazing... - The chairs are amazing...
- This is it... - The staff is amazing...
- It's no use dancing in the back... - It's amazing...
- I hope you'll enjoy our reactions... - Yes.
- We hope you'll enjoy it...
- Staff, please stand by! - Yes!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Huh? - Huh?
- We'll... - What's that?
- We'll take funny reactions and create the famous "extreme sour cream"! - Wow!
- Yes... - "Extreme sour cream"...
- We'll show it to you now... - Please do...
- Yes, everyone... - Yes!
- Get out of there! - It's fast! It's fast!
- Get out of there! - It's fast!
- Get out of there! - No, no, no!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
- Stop it! - It's impossible!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
- Now... - It's fast!
- Everyone will eat this cream one by one... - Yes...
- But only one of it... - Only one of it...
- Is just sweet cream mixed in it... - Ah, only sweet cream...
- It's the opposite of normal, but basically four sour creams and only one of it is sweet!
- Sour?! - Yes! Is that okay?!
- Is that really possible?! - Yes!
- The person who ate the sweet cream... - Yes!
- Created a funny reaction and deceived you! - Yes!
- It's difficult... - Yes!
- Please listen to us! - Please listen to us!
- Are you okay?! - Please listen to us!
- I'll make you say it! - Are you okay?!
- I'll make you say it from the top of your lungs! - Yes!
- After you've all eaten it, you'll choose one member you think is lying!
- The person who ate the sweet cream will guess, right?! - Yes!
- Yes, Mao-sama will guess! - Yes!
- If you deceive Mao-sama until the end, you win! - Yes!
- If you get caught in the middle of it, you'll receive a punishment game! - I don't want it anymore!
- Eat something sour and get a punishment game?! - It's a punishment game!
- Wow... - That's amazing...
- Seriously, you're making me happy!
- Mao-sama, please... - You guys will definitely get a punishment game!
- You guys are perfect! - Very good!
- Your senpai has not said anything! - You surprised me!
- Very good!
- By the way, how sour is this cream?! - Please eat it, Mr. Tameguchi!
- But even if you say it like that...
- Uwaah! - UWAAAH!
- It's so hard! - But even if you say it like that...
- Even if you say it like that... - I'm not a comedian! - No, stop it...
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- Seriously?!
- Are you okay?! - Uwaah!
- I'm definitely going to get attacked! - Seriously?!
- I'm definitely going to get attacked! - Uwaah!
- I'm definitely going to get attacked! - I'm going to eat you!
- Eh?!
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.
- Eh?! - This...
- My... my throat is going to disappear! - Uwaah!
- My throat is going to be taken away! - Uwaah!
- This is amazing! - Uwaah!
- Mao-sama, you look like you're going to enjoy this! - Yay!
- This is great! - Yay!
- Yay, yay, wait! - This is...
- Eh?! Is this it?! - Uwaah!
- Wait, wait! - Uwaah!
- This is bad, I'm standing up! - Yes!
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- This is just a sour reaction! - That's right.
- Please do it! - I think you'll still enjoy this!
- Okay, I'll pick one and eat it! - You only have one left!
- Thank you! - You only have one left!
- You don't know?! - You really don't know?!
- The smell... the smell is... - You really don't know?!
- It's like cream until you eat it! - You really don't know?!
- Ah, so you don't know at all! - You don't know at all!
- Then it's decided! - It's decided!
- Is it decided?! - Is it decided?!
- Eh, wait! Hey! That's...
- What? - Yes, I'm sorry!
- What? What? - What? What?
- Tomio-san has called for help! - That's great!
- She's called for great help! - Thank you!
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- Thank you, Tomio-san!
- Then one by one! - One by one!
- Let's start with Satoru-kun! - No! No! No! No!
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- Let's start with Baba-chan!
- Please eat it! - Uwaah!
- You're kidding me...
- Uwaah! - Uwaah!
- Be careful! - That's it?! That's it?!
- Be careful!
- Uwaah!
- What should I do?! I'm scared!
- It's fine! It's fine! - It's fine! It's fine!
- It's fine!
- Eh, really?!
- Don't hide it!
- Uwaah!
- You're good! - Uwaah!
- Uwaah!
- If it was sweet, it'd be amazing! - Uwaah!
- Uwaah!
- That was a good reaction! - Uwaah!
- How was it?
- It was a level of freedom for me.
- Uwaah!
- It's highly rated! - It's like an audition!
- This is... - Uwaah!
- Now, now, now...
- That was a good reaction! - That was a good reaction!
- Uwaah!
- Shimono-san, please eat it!
- Eh, this is bad! - Uwaah!
- It might be better if you say it like that. - Uwaah!
- It might be better if you say it like that. - I don't like it like that!
- Eh?
- It's too simple!
- Alright, then, Shimono! - Uwaah!
- Please eat it! - I'll eat it!
- Yes!
- You can't say it! - I know it for sure!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ehh!? - This is...
- Wait, wait! - How is it? - Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
- She's trying to go home! - Ehh!? - Wow!
- Shimono-san! - Shimono-san! - She's not going home! - Ehh, no!
- She's on live! - Wow! - This is delicious! Wow!
- Oh, delicious! - Mago-sama, what did you think of it? - Mago-sama, what did you think of it? - Wait a minute!
- But, spitting it out and stuff like that is a little too much... - Ahaha!
- An overreaction! - An overreaction! - An overreaction!
- It's a little suspicious, isn't it? - It's a little suspicious!
- The sourness is getting better! - It's like, the sweet one is worse... - Ah, you're right! You're right!
- You're right! This is... - That's right! That's right!
- If it was sweet like this, I'd be really surprised!
- Shimono-san, it was sour! - Seriously, you're merciless!
- You're merciless! - Seriously, you're merciless!
- Alright, next up! - Next up is Yamashiro-san!
- There's so much cream in you mouth!
- Yamashiro-san, good luck!
- O delay! - O delay!
- Okay, okay! Thank you!
- Can I eat first? - You can't react!
- You can't eat first! - You can't, you can't! - We don't react like you do.
- You're not supposed to say things like that! - You're not supposed to say things like that!
- Are you ready? Okay, if you say "sour" you'll get it, right? - If you want it to be taken away, you can...
I already ate it!
A little more! A little more!
I know! I know!
Hey, look!
Ah, she ate it.
Yes.
This is...
A pattern of holding back.
How about you, Chika-san?
I think I can do it.
Is it too sweet?
Let's go.
Tanaka-san, let's go.
Tanaka-san, please.
Oh, she's going!
Oh!
Don't look away!
Idols don't look away!
Yes.
Hey, hey, look!
Ah, she took it out!
Oh no! Seeds!
Hey!
I know!
Tanaka-san, how was it?
Try eating it.
Oh no!
I can't put it into words.
It makes you nervous, doesn't it?
I don't have a tongue right now.
She took her tongue away.
She doesn't have a tongue anymore.
Tomorrow's show...
She can't sing anymore.
I'm worried.
Okay, I'll do it for you.
I'll do it for you.
Then I'll do it.
Lastly...
Tomio-san, let's do it.
That's amazing.
Huh? That's pretty deep.
No, no, no.
You don't say things like that, do you?
Okay, Tomio-san, please!
That's pretty deep.
That's good!
It's like when you eat shaved ice.
Your head! Your head!
Your head was cut off.
This is bad.
This is also good.
This is really good.
Is there really one person?
This is bad!
This is real.
This is good.
Now, there is one person in this crowd.
One person is eating normal sweet food.
Mao-san, what do you think?
Do you know who it is?
No, I don't know yet.
You don't know?
I don't know yet.
My lips are sour.
Since you don't know who it is,
we will change it here!
Someone, please show us.
Please choose who you want to see Mao-san's reaction.
I really don't know.
Someone, please show us.
Why? Why?
Then, Sakaguchi-san, please show us.
I won't! I won't!
Sakaguchi-san, please show us.
I won't!
Since it's Mao-san's shaved ice show,
can you show us today?
Then, Sakaguchi-san, please show us.
Sakaguchi-san, please show us!
Sakaguchi-san's reaction is good, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Sakaguchi-san's reaction is good!
It's good!
This is good!
How can you say that?!
This is good!
I don't know!
At first you were trying to hold it in, but...
Your quiet acting is...
This is good!
So, how was it? Did you know the liar's reaction?
Yes!
Oh, you decided?
Then, shall we announce it?
Let's do it.
Then, please announce the liar's reaction!
Emily!
Oh, I see!
Why is that?
Why...
What?!
Emily!
You're cute!
What?!
I see!
Then, Mao-sama's reaction is...
This is...
Then, will you announce the liar's reaction?
Mao-sama, will you eat it?
Will you actually eat this cream?
Yes!
Mao-sama...
Why?!
Mao-sama, will you eat this?
Yes!
If it's sweet, Mao-sama wins!
I chose it because I thought it would be sweet.
I see!
Can you eat more of it?
But apparently this is good for your health.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, even if it's sour.
That's good.
Then...
Then, Mao-sama, please!
Oh, my goodness!
My goodness!
Not yet!
It's Maosa!
You have to get it right, Maosa!
Help me!
Until you get it right...
It's not over yet.
Who's next?
I'm amazing!
Yamashita-san has cleared it.
Go, go, go!
Tomiyoshi-san!
Oh! Tomiyoshi-san!
Tomiyoshi-san!
Tomiyoshi-san! Tomiyoshi-san!
Eat it, Maosa!
Come on!
Maosa-san, please!
Rhythm, rhythm!
Maosa's correct!
Really?!
Tomiyoshi!
Amazing!
That's correct!
That's a big correct!
You cleared it so quickly!
Amazing!
Really?!
How did you know?
Because only one of you was quiet.
You were quiet the whole time.
Thank you!
Yes, yes!
Even though you couldn't swallow it and kept it in your mouth,
you swallowed it and then said "kyaa!"
You're good!
Experienced people know, right?
True, we know it was a failure.
It was really delicious!
Well, anyway...
The five of you have worked hard, but...
Yes!
...there will be a penalty game!
Yes!
Unfortunately...
Eh?! Eh? Why?
Because you couldn't fool us!
Should we do it?
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
OK, staff-san, please give us the penalty game!
Yes!
I don't want it!
Eh?
Aaaaah!
I really don't want it!
For the five of you who won...
Eh?!
...there will be a penalty game!
That is, you will be allowed to drink Gekini Gacha!
Aaaaah! I've had this before!
Aaaaah!
The real one?
Yes, the real one!
Well, this is a penalty game, right?
Yes, it is!
Let's drink a lot of it!
No, no, let's drink it all!
Let's drink it all!
No, no, let's drink it all!
One more! One more!
It's not sweet, so let's drink it all!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Well then, Mao-sama...
Yes...
Everything...
Let's have Mao-san drink it all!
Everything...
Yeah, let's drink it all!
One, two...
Eeeeeh!
Wow!
Mao-sama, please speak of the next subject!
Maoyama's story
Next up is this!
This is seriously too scary!
A scary story!
Once upon a time,
in a certain place...
Ah, this is scary...
There was an old woman...
That old woman was actually...
A wig!
Scary!
This is the last segment of "Mamori no Hokamira"!
Yamamoto Customer Center!
Customer Center!
Now, what kind of campaign is this?
It's because we want to see the members apologize seriously.
Seriously, right?
Seriously!
You're really going all out, Mano-sama!
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's why, this time, the members and staff of HKT...
...will present their claims against the five of you.
No, no, no!
We'd like to announce that.
Yes.
Please announce it.
Yes, Mano-sama will now announce those claims.
Yes!
The person who will apologize will apologize seriously.
I don't remember apologizing.
You don't remember?
You don't?
Then you might not have one anymore.
Yes.
Now, the first person is...
Shimono-san.
That's a heavy claim.
It's probably because she's the lightest.
What?
What about Shimono-san?
I've never done that.
Now, Mano-sama, please read out the claims.
A claim from Morias Madoka-san.
What?
Don't give up on cute characters.
Don't give up.
Someone's birthday party.
Only when there's a special performance.
Old-fashioned sweet catchphrase.
Don't bring it up!
If you're going to do it, do it every day!
That's a severe claim from Morias-san.
Is that actually...
Yes, it is.
It's an old-fashioned catchphrase.
By the way, what kind of catchphrase is it?
I don't know!
If you're going to do it, do it every day!
It's not like it's not nice...
How many times have we seen you like this today?
We'd like you to do it for us.
We won't bully you!
We won't be sweet to you!
You're so cute!
Michael Jackson just said it.
He said it like he'd never seen it before.
So we'd like you to apologize with this catchphrase.
Please say the catchphrase!
I can't get rid of my old character.
I've been doing catchphrases since my birthday party.
From now on...
I won't do it every day, but I'll do my best to do it properly.
I'm really sorry about that!
That was good.
It was simple.
You fixed it well.
It was simple.
She's a little upset.
Good luck!
Let's move on.
Who's next?
Yamashita.
Yamashita-san, please say your catchphrase.
I won't do it.
Please say it.
It's a catchphrase from Misaki Aramaki-san.
It's easy for me to get sick of it.
To be honest, it's a little annoying.
Annoying!
So you're a "kamatte-chan"?
That's right.
You're persistent, aren't you?
Persistent...
Persistent... That's a good one.
Persistent, right?
Do you have anything in common?
If you don't call me back...
Nobody calls me back.
I don't care about you anymore.
Annoying!
That's so modern!
Annoying!
What is it? Are you lonely?
I'm going to read it out loud!
It's heavy!
There are some people who want you to work harder.
But we're getting complaints.
We're getting complaints.
Please stand up.
What is this?
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Mao?
Please fix it perfectly.
She's pretty angry!
She's trying to suppress it.
It can't be helped.
Shall we move on?
Next up is Sakaguchi-san.
Please stand in front of me.
She's like an actress from time to time!
She has a moist feeling.
There's still some left!
Bitterness...
Please read out the complaint.
It's a complaint from the famous comedian, Yuu- san, who was late for his appointment.
Every now and then, he imitates Michael Jackson, who we don't know much about.
Every time, it makes me feel sad, so I want you to stop!
Yuu-san!
That's amazing!
Yuu-san came all the way here!
I can't say who it is, but...
Michael Jackson's impersonation?
Yuu-san...
Is that what you're going to do?
Yes!
Everyone, do you see this?
Did you just do it?
No!
We don't know much about it, so...
Can you show us once?
I want to see it!
You want to see it, don't you?
You want to see Michael Jackson, don't you?
Here I go.
It's a traditional game, but it's just Michael Jackson!
So it was the other way around!
I'm going to collapse today!
No, but...
This isn't an excuse, but...
Originally...
Umanda Shower's...
Paradise...
Paradise-san gave me this song!
What is it?
She gave you this song?
Yes!
But you were doing it because you liked it, right?
Yes!
It made me feel really sad...
I won't apologize to Paradise-san either!
Including Paradise-san...
Can you choose one?
Yes!
Please!
I, Riko Sakaguchi...
If I were to say a joke that's not funny at all...
Would you forgive me, Paradise-san?
Please choose a word!
Paradise-san gave me this song...
Like this...
In a weird way...
Um...
In a bad way...
I'm very sorry about that!
- How was it? - How was it, Mao-sama?
- But doing your best is a wonderful thing.
- She's praising you. - She's praising me.
- Thank you for praising me. - Your spirit of doing your best is wonderful.
- Thank you. - If you can hold it back, it's fine.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Next is Tomioshi-san.
- There's a claim for Tomioshi-san.
- Stop it! I'm scared! I don't like it!
- Everyone is improving. - I don't like it! I'm scared!
- Mao-sama, please read it out loud.
- It's a claim from an entertainer, Yu-san, who was well-known in Goten.
- Again?! - Yu-san again?!
- When I posted Tomioshi-san's shame on Twitter thinking it would be good,
- I lightly complained that I didn't want to post it because it wasn't taken well.
- It's not about the accuracy of the image, it's about the material.
- That's harsh!
- What should we do about this?
- Material problem?!
- It's not about the material, but...
- That's harsh!
- Yu-san also posts photos of me with bad intentions on purpose.
- Oh, you have bad intentions too? - Yes.
- I wanted to post a photo like that.
- Is there a claim for that too?
- Yes, but...
- It's not about the material, it's about the material.
- That's harsh!
- What should we do about it?
- Mao-sama, do you have any advice?
- I don't think I have any money, so...
- I can't even go to the hospital.
- To the hospital?!
- Is there any way to go to the hospital?
- It can't be helped.
- It can't be helped, but...
- We're bothering you, so please apologize for us.
- Apologize?!
- It's not about the material!
- It's a terrible situation!
- Tomioshi-san, please!
- Please apologize!
- Me, Tomioshi Asuka, despite having a material problem,
- told our senior entertainer not to post a photo like this...
- What?! Senior entertainer?!
- She's an entertainer?!
- It's not?! - No, no!
- Of the entertainment world... - Of the entertainment world...
- What's with you, senior?
- I'm sorry if I said two words. - Two words?!
- I want to save up money and get plastic surgery.
- I'm so sorry! - She's been saying it nonstop!
- If you tell me this much... - It'd be nice if you would...
- But if you're an entertainer, that's a different deal, right?! - Right?!
- Right? - I don't want to do it!
- You don't like it? - I don't like it! I'm an idol!
- You're an idol? - Yes.
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's not like that! - Then...
- Tanaka-san, right? - Tanaka-san!
- Yes. - Yes, go ahead.
- It's coming. The claim is coming.
- Tanaka-san, it's coming. - What is it?
- Mao-san, please read it out loud. - What is it?
- Yes.
- "Go-buten" and "osanajimi" of...
- "osanajimi"? - "osanajimi"?
- Wait a minute! - "osanajimi"?
- "osanajimi" of...
- "osanajimi", right? - Yes.
- It's a claim from "p" of "p" unit.
- "p" of "p" unit? - Yes.
- A voice actor of "teremimi shinihon" said...
- "You're quite handsome and I can't say it directly to you..."
- "Could you tell me your name?"
- "Are you here today?"
- "Could you stop asking me that?"
- "You're quite noisy."
- "This is...this is bad...this is terrible! I'm getting nosebleeds!" - "What is happening?"
- "What's going on?" - "I'm getting a headache! What's happening?" - "Why? Why?"
- "I don't know what's happening!" - "Onsei-san, why are you so handsome?"
- "Onsei-san from Televini Fushinihon, you're really handsome!" - "I'm handsome?"
- "Yes, you're handsome and you're so cute!" - "But you can't say it yourself." - "I can't say it."
- "Cute!" - "What kind of pose is that?" - "Cute!" - "What kind of pose is that?"
Is he handsome?
No, he's really handsome.
But you can't say it directly, so...
"How old are you?" or "What type of person do you like?"
I asked Pepe-san about it.
Don't say it!
It's "P" from "P", right?
It's "P", right? Please say "P".
Let's apologize for this.
No, wait!
This is an apology, right?
This can't be helped.
Well then, please say your apology.
From there...
Um...
Wait a minute!
I, Natsumi Kitanaka,
despite my work,
have raised my hand at my staff.
I apologize for that.
No, you don't have to apologize!
You don't have to raise your hand!
I apologize for raising my eye.
I'm very sorry about that!
I'll correct it, okay?
Please correct it!
I'm sorry!
But...
One last thing!
This...
Tanaka-san.
I'm sorry, it's Tanaka-san.
Please come this way.
It's my Tanaka-san.
Now, Mao-sama, please read it out loud!
From HKT's Nishio-san, it's a claim for Tanaka Natsumi-san.
The other day, when I peeked into Tanaka-san's bag,
I found something ridiculous and unbelievable in it.
If you carry something like that around, it will have a negative impact on the other members.
If you think so, please let me dispose of it immediately!
Please!
What do you think it is?
It's in your bag?
It has a negative impact on you.
What does that mean?
I don't know what you're saying.
Huh?
What?
Why?!
Please leave her alone!
She's really carrying a bag!
Tanaka-san!
Mao-sama is speaking!
What are you doing?!
Come on!
Please come this way!
Please leave your bag here!
Please leave it here!
Mao-sama is speaking!
She's making a complaint!
Please don't say anything weird!
By the way, this is Tanaka-san's "gachi".
Tanaka-san's "gachi"?
She's making a complaint!
"gachi cover"!
She's making a complaint!
Tanaka-san's "gachi"!
Let me see what's in it!
Wow!
Let's just go!
We don't have much time!
Let's go!
It's okay!
Let me make a complaint!
Wow!
It's suspicious!
It's really "gachi"!
I really don't like it!
What is it?
Which one is it?
This is just a regular mirror!
Tanaka-san!
Please stop!
Tanaka-san!
Please stop!
I'm really sorry!
Wait!
I really don't like it!
No, no, no!
Tanaka-san!
I really don't like it!
That's too much!
I really don't like it!
But there was cream in it, right?
What was in it?
Let me read it for you.
Tanaka-san!
This is bad!
Wait a sec! Wait a sec!
I do think it's a real bag, but...
There's still something you don't want people to see in a variety show, right?
Oh no...
- That happens sometimes... - I know right!
- At least say something! - Just a little bit of background music...
- "Can we play a song please?" - "That's impossible, but I'll play it for you."
- "That won't sell." - "I won't play it anymore."
- "Natsumi-san, you're pretty." - "Well, well..."
- "That's weird." - "That can't be helped."
- "She really likes you." - "Really? Really? Really? Really?"
What?
This is ridiculous!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Maho, are you okay?
Wait a minute.
It's okay.
It's Maho's fault, so it's okay.
Really?
It's okay.
It's not Maho's fault. It's okay.
Maho! Staff!
Staff!
I'm okay. I'm okay.
You probably don't have a problem, too.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to do it from the inside?
Yes, can you read it from the beginning?
Where do you want me to start?
You have to get rid of the second claim.
Can't you get it?
Yes, I can.
Let's do it again.
Natsumi, can you come back?
Can you do it?
Maa-chan, I'm sorry!
It's good, isn't it?
It's fun!
No way! I'm so happy for you!
You were surprised, weren't you?
That's wonderful!
I was so nervous!
That was a nice reaction, but how about you, Mao- sama?
Mao hated me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I hate you, Mao!
What's wrong with you? Are you okay?
Why are you crying?
No way!
Why are you crying?
What's wrong with you?
When did it happen?
We didn't know, either.
No, we didn't know.
Namo-chan said it, so I went behind her to see if she was okay.
That was a bad idea!
Well, well, well!
That's where it gets funny!
Tenhan, you did a good job!
I went to see Mao, didn't I?
And then...
He avoided me, so...
It was really over!
It was over!
It was over, wasn't it?
It was over!
Thank goodness! This is what you call "real no-no panic"!
You saw it, didn't you?
Wonderful!
Now, let's hear it from Mao!
Mao-sama said, "I'm popular!"
I get it!
I really like you!
I like you!
You're an amazing genius!
You're an absolute genius!
You're a fool who doesn't know how to be happy all day!
Thank you for your performance!
I'm so moved!
I'm so glad!
You're getting used to it!
I don't know why you're crying, Tomiuchi-san!
It was your first time dancing, how was it?
I got carried away!
You're a good girl!
How about you?
It was fun!
I love you!
You didn't like it more than I did, did you?
I love you!
It's rare for you to be so moved!
I'm not popular anymore!
We saw something great!
But you're glad, right?
Yes, I'm glad!
You had fun, right?
I had fun!
Lastly, please say a few words for us!
Lastly, let's say our title song!
Montparnasse!