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Mouth To Mouth!
It's time for HKT48's "Hokami na Honjitsu mo" live broadcast from Hakata Library Hall!
Okay, I'll introduce myself.
Speaking of spring, it's the season of strawberries.
Today, I'll say "ah" to the strawberry camera and then introduce myself.
Okay, here I go!
Um...
Good evening!
I'm Aoi Motomura!
I love you!
I'm Seina Kamato! Nice to meet you!
Delicious!
I'm Iwohana Kou! Nice to meet you!
Was it good?
I'm Okazuna Hazuki! Nice to meet you!
I think I like it better than the strawberry!
I'm Motomura Yamada! Nice to meet you!
Hey! Don't just look at the strawberry! Look at me too!
I'm Fukada Baiko! Nice to meet you!
Delicious!
Cute!
Now, let me introduce you to the wonderful comedians who will liven up the show with us!
Now, they are popular and their bodies are full of fat!
Here they are!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You look like you have a lot of fat.
No, I don't.
You all look skinny.
You are cute.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You have a lot of fans.
Today, we would like you to show us something.
Well...
But...
But we are selling it visually.
We don't put much effort in the story.
But...
We will do the story, but we would like you to do something.
That's right.
If you ask us...
If you ask us, we would like to do it.
Sakai-san, who would you like?
What should I do?
Who would you like me to do first?
Well...
I would like Serine to do it.
Serine would like to do it.
Serine, would you do it for us?
There are people who support you.
Please do it for me.
Okay.
It was fast.
She did it.
Let's do it!
Please watch it.
Well...
Please do it for us, Tomohawk-san.
Hello! We're Onigoi Tomahawk! Nice to meet you!
Let's do our best!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Sakago.
It's fine. Let's talk about me when I was born.
Let's talk about me after we get along.
We're called Onigoi Tomahawk.
I'm sure some of you have never seen us before.
Let me explain our relationship.
Let's make it easy for you to understand.
We're Tsuji-chan and Kago-chan.
No, you're wrong.
We don't have a cute relationship like that.
Oh, you're wrong.
We're Kago-chan and Tsuji-chan.
Either one is fine.
I don't smoke.
Don't say that.
I hope you don't forget that Kago-chan smokes.
Well, we're a little sick of it.
Let me explain our cute relationship.
That's right.
We look like this, but we have a cute specialty.
Let's see it.
If you don't mind, let's clap our hands.
I'll go first.
She's my partner, Kin-chan.
Nice to meet you.
I'll go first.
She hasn't done anything yet.
I'll go first.
She hasn't done anything yet.
Three, two, one.
Do you break up like this?
I'm sorry.
Do you break up like this?
I'm sorry.
Can you see me?
Wow, that's a good reaction.
Can you do it again?
I'll go.
Three, two, one.
Do you break up like this?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Of course, I don't do things like this.
Of course, it's not just me.
Thank you very much.
She's my partner, Ryo-chan.
She has it.
Can you show it to us?
I'll stretch it.
Let's do it.
This specialty is dangerous, so please don't imitate it.
Are there no children today?
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
This specialty is really dangerous, so I'll go.
Please don't imitate it.
I'll go.
I'll take off the microphone for a moment.
Let's take off the microphone for a moment.
I'll go.
Please show it to everyone.
I'll go.
Three, two, one.
Thank you very much.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
That was fun.
Your ears...
Ami, are you okay?
Am I okay?
Yes, you're okay.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
Huh? Serene, do you think you can do it?
Serene, can you do it?
No, I can't.
I dropped my microphone.
I was just holding it.
Sometimes you can do it.
Sometimes there are people who can do it.
That's a problem.
Thank you very much.
Now, Tomohawk Nigoe, please go first.
Thank you very much.
This program is to appeal to the world
other than HKT48's faces,
other members' new faces.
It's okay, right?
Yes, it's okay.
And for the members who worked hard today,
we'll give you an MVF award.
Everyone, do your best!
We'll do our best!
For now, the first MVF winner is Motomura, Yamada and Okazono.
Three of you.
The second winner is...
Who's the second winner?
Kumazawa and Futagawa...
Please stop dancing.
Okay.
These three are the losers.
You're the losers.
Thank you.
Do your best!
Don't make a problem.
Do your best!
It's still black and white, right?
Yes, it's black and white.
We haven't shot a music video yet.
Why are you talking about that now?
Shut up!
It's our fault that we didn't shoot it.
Why do you think we did our best?
We did our best to shoot it.
Why do you think we did our best?
Stop fighting!
Shut up!
She dumped me.
Stop fighting!
I know you don't think it's true.
But it's disgusting when you fight.
Sakai-san, what should we do?
Can you bring me a handkerchief?
I didn't know you would be so brave.
Are you okay, Sakai-san?
What should we do?
She dumped me, right?
Yes, she did.
Actually, Sakai-san,
on Valentine's Day,
she dumped you after dating you for four months.
Why did she dump you?
Well...
We're in our 30s now.
I've never dated a woman until I was 30.
It's the first time you've dated a woman.
So I introduced her to Boo-chan.
And we started dating.
But I still don't know what a woman's heart is like.
I haven't dated a woman for 30 years.
I still don't know why she dumped me.
You still don't know, Sensei?
You still don't know?
All of a sudden, we couldn't keep in touch.
And we broke up.
You broke up with her?
The part where we didn't break up is the same as Tsuji- chan and Kago-chan.
It's a double reason.
But I still don't know why.
I still don't know what a woman's heart is like.
Didn't you ask her to break up with you?
I didn't ask her to break up with me.
I don't know what went wrong.
So, today...
For Sakai, who will fail in her next love...
We will send you a program to improve your love.
Are you ready?
I see.
You don't have to do this for me.
Don't worry. Everyone will tell you.
Members, please cooperate with us.
Are you ready?
Please.
I see.
So...
Well...
Serene!
Why?
Can you say your enthusiasm today in a cute way?
To the camera.
Well...
Serene, please!
My microphone is broken, but I will do my best today!
Cute!
Wow!
Suddenly, our partner Kinno's family's Izakaya "Kin- chan" is in a pinch.
There are no customers at all, and the tableau is still zero stars, and if it continues like this, it will collapse.
By the way, what was the menu of the shop now?
Here it is!
Speaking of "c", it's "chorizo".
It's no good, isn't it? It's not "famous food", it's "processed food", it's no good.
That's right, the juice is running away.
That's why, today, the members were asked to come up with a new menu that the shop will definitely sell.
Kinno will decide whether the menu that the members have come up with will be adopted or not.
Thank you.
It's already broken, isn't it?
It's bent, though.
Well then, Motobura-san, please!
Here is the new menu that I came up with!
"Cheese in beef croquette".
Oh, I see.
The point is...
It looks like an ordinary croquette, but there is cheese inside and it surprises you.
I see.
I love mayonnaise, so let's eat it with mayonnaise and not with sauce.
This is good, too.
There is no doubt that there is cheese inside.
It's a little fashionable, though.
That's right, it's fashionable.
All right, all right.
Please judge!
Of course!
It's adopted!
Adopted!
This is...
It's not for sale, right?
You have to make it, right?
We basically only sell what we sell.
Well, it's a little...
Yes, it's tough, isn't it?
Now, here is the first program that will improve your love life!
"Do what your girlfriend is thinking right now"!
Here we go!
So, Sakai's ex-girlfriend was a 23-year-old young woman.
But Sakai didn't know what she was thinking at all.
I haven't dated anyone until I was 30 years old.
And we have four siblings.
We are the oldest of four siblings.
And you only have boys, right?
Yes, we only have boys.
I don't know how girls feel.
What you like, what you eat, what you drink...
It's always the same, right?
I don't know what's right or wrong.
So, please ask Sakai "what would you do in a situation like this"?
Sakai will tell you the answer.
Let's tell Sakai what's right and what's wrong.
- Yes! - Yes!
Got it?
Well, you can ask Sakai anything you want.
Please tell us your question.
- Yes! - Yes!
Let's go, Hazuki-chan.
So, if a girl is in trouble, what would you say to her?
- In trouble? - If you're in trouble on the road?
- Yes! - If you're in trouble with your girlfriend?
- Yes, with my girlfriend! - If you're in trouble with your girlfriend?
Ah, I see.
- But it's just one word, right? - Just one word.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I see.
Do you all have times when you're in trouble?
- We do! - We do!
- Do you have times when you're in trouble? - We do!
- When you're in trouble... - We want you to help us.
- We want you to help us.
- It's important for you to say it when you're in trouble. - It's important.
- Yes, it is. - It's important.
Do you have a personality that makes you feel down?
- No, I don't. - No, I don't.
But I want you to say something to me.
- You have something in you, right? - Yes.
- It's when you're in trouble. - Yes.
- Even when you're getting used to it. - Yes, yes, yes.
So, Sakai-san...
Please open it up!
- What is it? - No!
She's in trouble!
She's in trouble.
- Oh, no! She's in middle school! - You're awful!
If she says that, I'll really get annoyed!
I'll split up at once!
- Got you, got you! - I'll split up!
I'll split up at once!
- You'll split up at once? - Yes.
- You'll split up? - Yes.
- It won't be long, right? - Yes.
- You'll split up at once? - Yes.
So, what kind of consequences would you want in reality?
The first one is "are you okay?"
Wait! Is she "okay" so far?!
Are you okay?
I don't know if you're depressed, but are you depressed because you're sick?
If I'm sick, I'll tell you.
What do you think, Serine?
Serine, why are you locking yourself in?
You're happy, right?
No, I'm not happy!
If you suddenly ask me if I'm sick, I'll be like "huh?!"
If you were Serine, what would you like me to say?
I want you to say kind words like "are you okay?" or "what's wrong?"
I think it'll be easier for you to talk.
If you suddenly ask me if I'm sick, I don't want to talk!
"What's wrong?" is like...
I'd ask you "what's wrong?"
I'd also ask you "are you okay?"
No, no... I don't like it.
You'd probably say something like that, right?
That's why girls say that.
What would you like me to say, Hazuki-chan?
Well...
If you say it nicely, I'd say "it's okay, I'm here for you."
I see.
I don't know about sickness, but I don't know about it.
Until you say it like that, you have to rely on girls.
That's right.
Sakai-kun, did you get it?
Well, I got it.
Thank you.
Let's move on to the next question.
Anything is fine.
Let's go, Aoi-chan.
What kind of birthday present would you like to give your girlfriend?
I see.
This is important.
It's okay if it's a real birthday present, right?
Yes.
That's fine, right?
That's fine.
We know what you got for us.
This...
I don't know.
I'm sure men who come to the venue are interested in this.
Yes, that's fine.
She gave you the answer.
This is a real one, though.
Yes.
Let's go.
Sakai-san, go ahead!
Fuchiko-san with a cup!
Don't you know what it is?
I know what it is, but I don't know what it is.
It's hanging on the cup.
I know what it is, but I don't know what it is.
I think it's something you give to your birthday party.
You can buy it casually.
All girls like this, don't you?
No, no, no.
What kind of prejudice is that?
It's not like that.
It's cheap, too.
It's not like that.
That's right.
I want accessories or something like that.
That's right.
Accessories.
Girls nowadays are so greedy.
They want accessories.
When you put it on, it's like...
How do you say it?
It's like you're dating, so you want it.
You want it, don't you?
You can put it on your ring finger, for example.
No, I don't want it!
You can put it on your neck, for example.
I haven't done it for 30 years.
I can't go to an accessory store.
I put it on when I go to an accessory store.
I don't know how you put it on.
It's always like this.
It's a Japanese style.
Japanese people like accessories.
I don't like it.
That's kind of weird.
I don't know about makers, either.
Makers?
Brands?
I don't know about makers, either.
Brands?
Young girls get presents and it's not that expensive.
It's not hundreds of thousands.
4 degrees C.
You know 4 degrees C?
4 degrees C.
Oh, you know.
Do you know it?
It's a brand.
It's an accessory brand.
I see.
What is it?
It's a stylish brand.
It's stylish.
You can go shopping with people.
If you're girls, you can go shopping with girls.
I think you should go.
I have Nike and Adidas.
No, it's a brand, not a maker.
Actually, what do you want from a lost child?
For me...
But if it's something you can hold onto for a long time...
When you part ways, you don't know what to do.
It's hard to deal with.
So if it's for the first time, I'd be happy with food.
Food? What kind of food?
For example...
I like cream puffs.
Handmade?
Handmade.
Isn't it a little too heavy for the first time?
Handmade cream puffs.
Then...
But not chocolate or anything like that.
I'm just happy that you remember what I said.
You're pretty good at cooking, aren't you?
Well, yeah.
Like mochi hotpot.
You're good at mochi hotpot?
You're good at it?
When I come back, it'll be bad if it's just that.
It'll be bad if it's just that?
If it's prepared like that?
Oh, really?
Much worse than Fuchiko-san.
Fuchiko-san!
Fuchiko-san, you have bad taste.
Oh, really? Fuchiko-san, you can't do it?
Fuchiko-san, you're not good at mochi hotpot.
Fuchiko-san, you're not good at hotpot.
Oh, you don't mind that?
You're okay with cooking and stuff like that, right?
I see.
Well, then, we'll give Fuchiko-san a negative rating.
Now, for the last question...
Do you have one?
Yes!
Let's go with that one, Shino-chan.
Then...
If you could take me on a drive, where would you take me?
This is important!
It's important.
By the way, do you have a car license or something like that?
I do!
Here you go.
It's a cliff.
Why is it a cliff?
It's not a cliff.
I read about it in a book.
It's better to take you to a dangerous place.
It's like a fishing bus.
It's dangerous.
I read about it in a book.
It's not a cliff.
It's a paper driver and a cliff.
It's wrong!
I don't like it.
Tell me the answer.
I want to go and see the night view.
It's not a cliff.
Is it a real man?
But you like the sea, don't you?
The sea.
But you can see the sea from anywhere.
Momochihama.
Do you like Momochi?
Momochihama.
No, it's a different name.
Isn't it a cliff?
It's the sea.
There is a Fukuoka Tower in the back of the sea.
I see.
So you want me to take you there.
Sakai, are you okay with "k"s?
"k"s are small.
"k"s and "t"s are okay?
Fuchiko-san, Fuchiko-san, wait a minute!
Where do you want me to take you?
Eh, me? Well, if it's not the cliff, well...
The only bad thing about it is the cliff, right?
Well, Sakai-san, what do you think of this?
Well, I've learned a lot.
It's a little too high.
The cliff is no good, and you can't say it's sick, and Fuchiko-san is no good either.
4 degrees C, 4 degrees C, 4 degrees C is just right.
Let's go up 4 degrees C and go to the place where the Spoker Tower is set up.
And if I go in, will it be okay?
I think that's perfect.
Ah, it's easy.
Ah, love is easy.
Well, Sakai-san, I hope you understand their feelings.
I understand.
That's all for today! This has been "Let's know what the girls are thinking right now"! Thank you very much!
Let's think about the new menu of Kinno's family's Izakaya Kin-chan!
Next up is Kumazawa-san!
Here is the new menu I came up with!
Carbonara Udon!
I see!
What's the point of it?
The point is that carbonara is basically pasta, right?
But I added some eggs and made it into udon.
Carbonara is popular with women and children as well as adults.
I think it will become a popular menu.
I see!
Kin-chan, please give us your verdict!
It's not accepted!
Why?!
We already have grilled udon.
My dad is a little crazy, so I don't know which udon it is.
Really?!
If it's udon, we can only make one udon.
Grilled udon!
We can only make grilled udon!
Next up is Iwahana-san!
Here is the new menu I came up with!
Stir-fried pork belly and kimchi!
I see!
What's the point of it?
I just like pork belly and kimchi, so I wanted you to make it.
I see!
Pork and kimchi are a good combination, right?
That's right!
Please give us your verdict!
Of course, it's not accepted!
Why?!
It's really easy to make!
We already have it!
No way!
There are a lot of menus using pork!
What is it?!
It's not stir-fried pork and kimchi, it's beef!
What?!
To see how good Sakai is at dating, we have prepared this segment for you!
Here is the second dating program!
Here you go!
Good-looking lines battle!
Okay, here we go.
From now on, Sakai and the two members, in total of three people, will announce good-looking lines according to the situation.
However, I won't tell you who came up with which line.
Are you okay, Bakunosu?
In the other world, please choose one of the three things you want to be told.
If you choose Sakai's line in "Renai Beta", you will be told that line in front of you as a penalty game.
Wow!
This is amazing!
What do you think?
I don't like it.
The line from Nappa.
If you say it, I'll have the same hairstyle as you.
I don't like it!
Let's get started. The first two are Motomura and Kumazawa.
Aoi and Serene.
Serene and Aoi.
I'm Hagerine.
Hagerine!
The theme of "Handsome Line" is this!
Yes!
Oh, no!
Look at this situation!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
It's not 4 degrees C, is it?
No, it's not!
Kabedon is like saying a manly line.
It's A, B and C.
Think about it. It's a line from "Handsome Line".
I can't say it, right?
Yes, you can't say it.
Let's get started.
The first line is...
I won't let you go. I'll make you happy.
It's a manly line.
Yes, it's a manly line.
The second line is...
All you have to do is look at me.
I see.
It's manly, isn't it?
It's Masahiro Chono's line.
All you have to do is look at me.
It's not Chono's line.
Let's move on to C.
The third line is...
Stay with me.
Wait a minute!
I know what you're doing, but let's start from the bottom.
I see.
There's a difference in this.
I don't know!
Please guess what the members have come up with.
Singing time, start!
Two of us came up with it.
Serine and Aoi.
It's a little hard to tell.
I don't know at all.
A, B, C...
This is...
The people who chose Sakai are already waiting for Sakai's "Ashidon."
I don't like it.
Are you okay? Please write it down.
It's time. Did you write it down?
Yes!
Then everyone, please open your cards!
No way!
If Sakai had chosen B...
No way!
I don't like it!
I see.
How about this?
Let's start with Serine.
Let's have Serine act it out.
Say what you've come up with after "Ashidon."
Serine, please!
Stay with me.
It's C!
Serine, it's C!
I see!
It's not good!
Serine's "Ashidon" is...
No way!
It's "Ashidon" by Keiji Mutoh!
Let's move on.
Aoi!
Please!
Aoi's "Ashidon" line.
Please say it!
All you have to do is look at me.
It's C!
Yay!
Everyone got it right!
Yay!
I won't let you get away with this. I'll make you happy.
Sagai-san...
Sagai-san, we found out. But...
We can't not do this, can we?
Eh? Why?
We can't help it, so...
Eh, is it okay?
Aoi-chan chose everything, so...
Let's go with Serene!
Serene...
She didn't choose anything, so she's the worst.
Everyone chose something and got B.
Please stay by my side!
It's impossible.
We found out.
She's weak.
Okay, Sagai-san, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Oh no!
Serene, go over there.
No!
Your feet...
Your feet should be here.
Is it okay here?
A little more, Serene. A little more.
Here.
It's like katsuage.
Oh no!
Scary!
Let's have you eat it!
Are you ready?
Okay, Sagai-san, please!
I won't let you escape!
I'll definitely make you happy!
How was it, Serina?
My voice was so loud I didn't know what I was saying!
She's a professional wrestler.
My legs are at their limit.
Please put her down.
Serina, how was it?
Well, it's pretty close.
It's closer than you think, right?
If you're close, you'll probably get a heart attack.
She doesn't have a mother or a child.
Next up...
Iwahana and...
Hokazono.
You two.
Everyone, you're guessing correctly for now.
Here's the next question.
Go ahead!
Honpashi.
Your faces are too different!
"Honpashi" is...
A girl is reading a book.
She grabs the book and says something.
She turns around and says something.
I see.
The three of you came up with this.
Let's take a look.
Let's start with "A."
Here it is!
Don't just read books. Listen to me, too.
Listen!
Next up is "B."
Here it is! Go ahead!
You promised you'd come to my house, didn't you?
Don't just read books. Hurry up and come!
I see.
You came to pick her up, right?
As a pattern.
Next up is "C."
Here it is! Go ahead!
You finally noticed me.
I've been watching you all this time.
There's "daze" in there.
Okay, Shizuku-tan, go ahead!
This is hard!
This is your own idea, right?
It's "honpashi", right?
Yes.
For now, you're getting it right, everyone.
Okay...
Well, thinking about Shino-chan's character and Hatsuki-chan, you might say something like this, right?
Well, if you think that Sakai-san's "honpashi" is waiting for you, this is a penalty game, right?
Yes.
Well...
Have you decided yet?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's watch it together. Go ahead!
Oh! They decided!
They decided!
"a", "c", "b", "a"!
I see!
It's like a college in America.
"a", "c", "b"...
Well, one of you will definitely get Sakai-san's penalty game.
Well, let's go.
Let's start with Yohana-san.
Okay, let's go.
Shino-chan, shall we go?
Please say your line.
Go ahead!
Don't just read books and listen to me!
I see!
"fukenaitai"!
"a", right?
Aoi-chan and Maiko-chan are okay.
Well...
Serene got used to it two times in a row!
Well...
Let's go with "c" and "b".
Next, Hatsuki-chan, shall we go?
Well, Hatsuki-chan, please!
Come to my house.
So, the winner is...
Serene-chan!
Sakai-san chose Sugi-chan.
Serene-chan, please do your best.
From the back?
Yes, from the back.
She's a little scared.
That's right.
The ski-head is watching you from the back.
It's rare to see such a situation.
So, Sakai-san, please!
Did you finally realize it?
I've been watching you.
Serene, how was it?
It was okay until you took the book.
But after you took the book, I was scared of your eyes!
She's a Sugi-chan-type ski-head.
That's amazing.
You were scared, weren't you?
Were you nervous?
No, not at all.
In a way, I was nervous.
In a weird way, I was nervous.
That's right.
You should be careful when you read books from now on.
So, Serene-chan lost twice in a row.
Miracles do happen.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here's the next topic.
Let's go.
Here it is!
"Orenuku" (take-off)
Yamada-san and Kana-san are taking-off.
They're doing it with their hands.
It's finally time for the ski-head to touch their skin.
You don't like it, do you?
Please guess what it is.
You have to pick it up.
Let's see what it is.
Let's start with A.
Here it is!
I've been holding a hand warmer until now.
Would you like to touch it?
I see.
It's a little disgusting.
Let's go with B.
Here it is!
I'm often told that I have a high body temperature.
What do you think of it?
Next up is C.
Here it is!
My hand is warm, isn't it?
I've been holding it for a long time.
What?
It may be a trick.
You never know.
You can't guess it with your mouth.
Let's see what it is.
Here it is!
I don't know what it is.
It may be "daze" written by Maiko.
I like Maiko's style.
Really?
Then it may be C.
Really?
What do you think of it?
Idols.
I'm scared.
A, B, C.
It's really difficult.
That's right.
That's it.
Did you write it?
Yes.
Let's open it together!
Again, it's A, B, C.
A, C, B, L.
Yes, A, C, B, L.
Serina, you may have a different idea.
Do you believe in Maiko's idea?
Yes, I do.
Then...
It's "daze" written by Maiko.
It's manly.
Yes, it is.
Let's start with Maiko.
Yes.
Which one is it?
Maiko.
Maiko, please say "handsome" line.
I've been holding it for a long time.
What?
It's okay.
Aoi-chan and Shiro-chan, is it okay?
Next, B and C are left.
Yes, yes.
Now, then...
Not yet, not yet.
Not yet?
Then, let's continue.
Marily, yes.
Yes.
Then, please say your lines.
Go ahead!
I'm a person with a high body temperature.
How is it?
You chose C.
Let's go.
Serine has come.
She has the most oil on her hands.
Serine, please go in the middle.
Serine chose C.
Let's go.
Please go in, Sakai-san.
My hands are warm, aren't they?
Can I hold it for a long time?
Tell me about it.
How was it, Serine?
It was like strange oil.
Natural oil of vegetables.
Thank you very much, Serine.
It was a failure.
Let's think about the new menu of Izakaya Kin-chan of Kinna's family.
Next is Ms. Hokadono.
Yes.
This is the new menu of Izakaya Kin-chan of Kinna's family.
It is "Hokadono-don".
"Hokadono-don".
Please tell me about it.
I like Kamaboko the most in this world.
So I will put Kamaboko in it and ask for its name.
Ms. Kinno, please judge it.
Of course, it is the best.
Why?
"Hokadono-don".
I can see all the bad parts of an idol.
It is too big.
What is this smile mark?
It is for food coloring.
Food coloring!
Kamaboko and Kamaboko with food coloring.
Is it a cat's meal?
It is a cat's meal.
Next is Ms. Yamada.
Yes.
It is "Mentai-tomachi-tamagoyaki".
I see. What is the point of it?
The point of it is...
I will aim for the most popular menu for women.
"Mentai-tomachi-tamagoyaki" with mentaiko, cheese and tomato.
It is good for women.
As the number of female customers increases, you can find new items of Izakaya Kin-chan.
I see.
This is good.
Finally, it is Ms. Kinno's turn.
Ms. Kinno, please judge it.
This is it!
Why?
First of all, we don't have any women in our shop.
We only have old men without teeth.
Also, I think you have thought about Sakai.
Sakai is out of our shop.
You can't enter our shop.
We don't need you. I'm sorry.
So far, you have done two projects.
Your love power has improved considerably, Sakai- san.
No, my heart is deeply wounded.
That's right.
You have done many projects with Serene-chan.
Now, let's practice what you have learned so far.
Here is the last love program!
"Kyun Kyun Theater" quiz version!
Here it is.
Quiz?
It's a quiz, yes.
Quiz.
You've answered the question "what is a delusional simulation and a line that men would like to be told in spring?"
Yes.
From now on, Sakai will act out that delusional situation with the members.
I see.
It's a rare opportunity.
It's like a special performance.
Yes, yes.
You'll act it out.
Yes.
However, Sakai hasn't told you the line that you've thought of.
He hasn't told you.
So, Sakai will act out the line that you've thought of at the end of the performance.
Yes.
With the flow of the performance...
You'll think of a line like this.
If I say the line that you've thought of...
You'll say it.
I see.
Yes.
If you can't say it correctly, you won't know what a maiden's heart is like.
So, the members will give you a hard punishment with this wire.
Me?
Yes.
Earlier, you had a deep wound in your heart.
This time, you'll have a deep wound from outside.
What happens if you say it correctly?
If you say it correctly...
Yes.
Nothing will happen.
Yes.
What?
I'd like you to praise me.
I'd like you to praise me for that.
Yes.
I see.
First of all...
Yes.
Aoi-chan!
Yes.
Shall we start?
The setting is...
Graduation ceremony!
Yes.
Yes, it's the graduation ceremony.
Shall we stand by?
Shall we do it?
Graduation ceremony.
Yes.
This is...
A bouquet.
Yes.
Shall we have Aoi-chan hold it?
Yes.
Shall we?
Now...
You can go as hard as you like when you go.
Yes.
First of all, Aoi-chan's delusional drama will start!
I'm graduating from high school today!
Aoi!
Yes!
Zakai-kun!
Thank you for coming!
But, is your work okay?
She's my girlfriend, so it's natural for her to come even if I have work.
I'm happy!
With love, I'll give you a bouquet...
So, Aoi-chan, what do you think?
Please!
Out!
Goodbye! Goodbye!
There's a "goodbye" in the air.
So, Aoi-chan...
I have a bouquet.
She has a bouquet.
Well, you know...
Well, you know... Maybe you had that possibility, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
So, here's the final line!
Isn't it too long?!
I give you my bouquet and wish you a happy high school graduation!
And you know...
I wish you a happy high school graduation and become my wife!
Hey!
No, no...
No, but 18 years old is hard!
It's hard for me!
But he's older than you!
Ah, I see!
Yes, you should have said it earlier!
That's right!
You know...
You know, there are people like that, don't you?
That's right!
Ah, it's already...
It's already a marriage proposal.
That's right!
I'm happy!
Ah, I see...
Well, it was a little long, wasn't it?
Didn't you get it?
But I got it now.
Ah, you got it?
Yes, yes.
I got it now.
Aoi-chan, here you go!
Thank you!
She gave me one more bouquet!
Well, let's move on!
Aoi-chan, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Here's the next one!
Shino-chan!
Yes!
The setting is...
The class of new instruments is A!
Shino-chan, do you have any points for this?
Somehow, you two seem to have some feelings for each other, don't you?
Ah, you two seem to be talking to each other!
It's the most fun!
Well, Shino-chan, shall we go?
Yes!
Well, research institute, start up!
Ah, is it finally a new instrument from today?
I want a girlfriend already!
Sakai-kun!
Oh!
Iohana!
We're in the same class again!
That's right!
And you're sitting next to me!
Yes!
We're adults, let's do it well!
So, what will it be?
Too bad!
So, let's see the answer!
Shino-chan's final line is...
Please take care of me while patting my head.
A girl's longing is being patted.
I'm glad you touched me!
But...
You have oil on your head!
I'm glad you mentioned it!
It's not "pon pon", it's "becho becho".
Becho becho!
No, it's not!
Do you do that? I don't know!
But girls like being patted, right?
Patting is dangerous!
You're all nodding!
It's dangerous!
You can do "pon pon" next time!
You can touch me!
I see!
Yes, next time!
The switch is on!
The switch!
Now, it's OK!
I used a trick!
She used a trick!
I see!
I'm glad you did it first!
The monster finally used a trick!
I'm glad you did it first!
Thank you!
Next up is...
Hazuki-chan!
The setting is...
A graduation party!
Yes!
Hazuki-chan, do you have a point for this setting?
Um...
The future!
Yes, the future!
Ah, so you graduate and have a party!
Yes!
I see!
Let's take a look!
Ah, it suits you!
The blazer!
Yes, it does!
You look like an old lady!
Amazing!
Now!
Hazuki-chan's delusional drama!
Start up!
Ah, high school for 3 years...
I had fun in the same class as you!
Yes, me too!
It looks like the party is about to end!
Yes!
Should we go home or go home together?
Let's go home!
Yes!
Let's go together!
Let's walk!
Oh! She's walking!
Ah, but it's kind of lonely...
Yeah...
No, no, no!
Eh?!
Eh? Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Eh?!
That's it?!
Eh?! What's wrong?!
What's wrong?!
Eh?! What's wrong?!
Yeah...
Ah, that's right! I'll ask my mother to buy me a drink!
Hey!
So, Azuki-chan! How's it going? Please!
I'm embarrassed!
No, no...
You came here and said "that's right"!
No, wait! That's weird!
That's weird!
I said "that's right"!
You said "that's right"!
I said "that's lonely"!
So, let's see what Azuki-chan has decided to say!
Here it is!
From now on, we're not friends anymore...
I want to be closer to you!
I don't get it at all, Sanae-san!
Yeah, I'm getting embarrassed thinking about it myself!
I'm your mother!
"Yeah, I'm your mother" is terrible!
I don't get it at all!
Did you know?
I knew it all!
This is hard...
If this was a school exam, I wouldn't pass it, right?
That's right!
Shall we move on?
Next up is this!
This is Serene, right?
Yes!
It's the day before her birthday!
I see!
Serene, is that a problem?
In a way, you two have a good chemistry!
Is there anything like this?
The day before her birthday...
What kind of image is this?
This is...
She's busy with work, and this is...
Oh, it's Sakai-san!
Sakai-san, right?
Yes!
And...
While I'm on the phone...
She's a little older than you, right?
That's right! She's older than me!
Okay, then...
Serene's delusional drama...
Start!
Oh, it's a call! I'll answer it!
Is there anyone like that?!
Hello?
Hello, Sakai-kun?
Yes!
You seem busy lately!
That's right! I'm busy with a lot of things right now!
We haven't met at all!
Sorry about that!
Oh, I'll be home soon, so I'll hang up!
Oh, okay!
Oh! Who could it be at this hour?
It's Sagawa Kyumin!
Hey! Hey!
Serene, please give us your judgement!
Sorry about that!
Goodbye!
No, of course!
Don't laugh!
Right?!
I thought it was Sakai-san, but it's Sagawa Kyubi!
So, here's the secret line that Serene answered for us!
I want to spend our anniversary together,
so happy birthday,
I want to spend it together,
so happy birthday,
It was really simple and nice!
Simple and nice?
It's Sagawa Kyubi, but it's simple and nice!
It's quite different!
It's different!
It's nice in the dark, isn't it?
It's nice in the mountains and in the water, isn't it?
No, no!
That's not it, that's not it!
Serene, how was it?
I just wanted to say happy birthday!
But, but!
She might have brought a present and said, "I'm Sagawa Kyubi,"
Right?
No!
She said it naturally!
Well, Serene, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Well, let's continue!
Here it is!
Yes!
Marina-chan's college circle party!
Yes!
Well, here it is!
Marina is an adult!
That's right!
Do you have any points for this?
Well, I'm a senpai of the college circle!
Oh!
I see, I see!
You're a senpai of the circle!
I'm with everyone, but I really admire you, senpai!
Have you ever been in the same circle?
What circle?
Well, let's continue with Marina-chan!
Yes!
"Kyun Kyun Theater," start!
She didn't know my blood type.
Speaking of spring, it's definitely fireworks!
That's right, senpai!
Let's drink and have fun today!
Yes, senpai!
What's wrong with you?
You didn't drink at all, but are you sick?
It's not like that, but...
What? You're sick?
How many times have you said "three times"?
One more! One more!
I told you not to say "sick"!
No, you didn't!
I hate you!
You're sick!
I told you not to say "sick" in the first place!
You didn't drink it!
Let's look at your cell phone.
Here it is!
You wanted to drink it, didn't you?
Give it to me, too!
Yes.
It's like a indirect kiss, isn't it?
I'm old enough to drink alcohol, but I'm a little weak and I couldn't drink it, so I'll drink it for you.
It's like "I'll help you."
I see.
I thought you were sick.
Sakai-san, you haven't learned anything at all.
It's not good, is it?
It's the last one!
If you pass it in the end, it's all okay.
It'll feel good.
Here's the last one!
It's a microphone!
The setting is "entrance ceremony"!
Are you in the same class?
Yes, we're in the same class.
I really like girls' manga.
I'll raise the level of difficulty.
I see.
The point is that you like girls' manga.
Yes.
Shall we start?
Yes.
"Kinkyun Theater," start!
Oh, no! I'm too late!
Where are you looking at?!
Oh, no! I'm too late!
It's real!
It doesn't feel real!
Oh, no!
Is this the classroom?
Okay, this is my seat!
You're the one from earlier!
You were next to me!
This is broken!
Now, please give us your verdict!
Please give us your verdict!
Ouch!
Sagai-san, too bad!
Ouch!
Idiot!
Sagai-san, even if Maiko-chan isn't broken, you can't be broken!
That's right!
My heart is about to break!
There really was something like this, wasn't there?
Here is your verdict!
For one year, I will love you!
But it seems like it will come out, doesn't it?
You like manly things, don't you?
That's right! I like manly guys!
I see!
What about you, Sagai-san?
"You're broken!" and "For one year, I will love you!"
It's the opposite!
"You're broken!" and "For one year, I will love you!"
Now, what do you think?
Well, you know...
I got hit too hard and my head didn't spin anymore...
At the end, you said "You're broken!", didn't you?
Well, unfortunately for you all,
Sagai-san...
Well, I wanted to get at least one right, but...
You didn't get it at all, did you?
Isn't it "serene" after all?
"Serene" is it?
What was "serene" again?
"Serene" is...
We want to spend our anniversary together,
so happy birthday!
That's right! Why don't you try it?
It's a success!
"Serene", are you ready?
Well...
Please go ahead!
We want to spend our anniversary together,
so happy...
Hey!
Let's think about a new menu for a partner, Kinno's family's izakaya, Kin-chan.
Next up is Fukagawa-san.
Here is my new menu.
Kinno's ramen!
That's a good one.
Tell us about it.
In Fukuoka, restaurants and izakayas often serve tonkotsu ramen for dinner.
I see.
In tonkotsu ramen...
Since Kinno-san likes baseball...
I've heard of it.
He makes a baseball ball out of mochi.
On top of it, he puts ginger and makes a baseball ball.
He even makes a bat out of Lee's noodles.
It's all about Kin-chan.
Tonkotsu ramen and Kin-chan.
That's right.
You also serve tonkotsu, don't you?
No, I don't.
I can't serve it at all.
I don't know what to say.
Please tell us about it!
Here it is!
It's really good, but...
You might not know this, but...
In Tokyo, you can buy a cup ramen called "Kin-chan ramen".
If I get sued for this, I won't be able to eat it at all.
I'm a limited company.
If your reputation changes...
If my reputation changes, I can eat it.
How should I say it?
Kin-chan ramen!
If it's Kin-chan ramen, I'll adopt it!
Let's adopt it!
It's about time for the ending.
Here is the last one!
Here it is!
"Hogamina MVF"!
Today's MVP is...
Who is it?
Let me announce it!
The members approved by the Hogamina MVF committee are...
Here she is!
Serine!
So, Serine, you've been chosen!
I'm so happy!
How do you feel?
This is my 11th Hogamina MV today.
I've been getting a lot of votes.
I finally got it!
As you can see, you're doing a great job with Skinhead.
We'd like you to cast Skinhead again next time.
I'm sure there are people who supported you.
Congratulations!
So, Serine, you've been chosen!
Lastly, Motomura-san, please!
It was only one hour, but did you all have fun?
We had fun!
Did you have fun? Thank you!
Let's meet again on April 19th!
Lastly, we have a title call with everyone!
H.K.T.48's...
Hogamina!
♪ Oh, I wish for an ending, ♪
♪ Chance for love! ♪