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Otamina!
It's time for HKT48's "Hokamina"!
We're broadcasting live from Hakata Library Hall!
Yay!
Today, among HKT48 members, we have a very cute member!
What are you talking about?!
Asuka is the cutest!
She's so cute!
First of all, I'd like to introduce myself while talking about my charming points!
Your lines!
No! It's embarrassing!
But we're idols, so let's do our best!
Okay!
Then, I'll go first!
My charming point is my sparkling eyes!
I'm Asuka Tomiroshi, also known as Asuka Asuka!
She's so cute!
My charming point is my blades that make you want to lick them!
I'm Hiroka Komata, also known as Miyu-chan!
She's so cute!
I want to lick her!
My charming point is my black eyes!
They're so cute!
I want to lick them!
They're really cute!
Yes, her charm point is this face that looks like her parents' faces!
Yes, her charm point is Iwada Mina-chan, who is cute in every way, even if she doesn't have one!
She's cute again!
Even if she doesn't have one, even if her growth doesn't stop...
She's so cute!
Recently, this eyebrow she made before is really popular...
She's so cute!
I'm really in trouble!
She's so cute!
She's probably the cutest!
Really?!
She's not losing!
What you guys are doing is conspiracy theory!
What's with the opening?!
I think everyone saw the opening!
Iwada-chan!
Yes?!
You were told to say something!
I was told to say something?!
Is that possible?!
Thank you!
At first, we didn't know what to look at!
The characters are funny!
Are you ready?!
We're doing it like idols, but...
What we're asking you today is...
We're asking you because there's a lot of girls here today!
No, no, no!
Everyone's cute!
Aside from Arabaki-chan...
Can you treat her like a woman entertainer?!
No, no, no!
She's Arabaki-chan, so it can't be helped!
No, no, no!
She's selling herself off as a cute character!
People with cute characters don't say it themselves!
They don't say they're cute!
Tanaka-san!
We're sorry for being late!
We, comedy entertainers, apologize for being late!
No!
Hey!
Hey, handsome!
Who's handsome?!
What do you mean, "Who's handsome?!"
A weird one came up!
What is it?!
With that said, we'll be holding an award ceremony this time!
It's called...
"Hokamina Female Entertainer Festival"!
This time, you can say you'll definitely do it at a comedy entertainer's concert!
And if you do it, you'll definitely get an award!
We've prepared a few of the most popular projects!
It's perfect for you all!
No, no, no!
We're not here to laugh, we're here to say you're cute!
It's perfect for you all!
No, no, no!
We're comedians after all!
Reaction comedy!
Aramaki-san, you should learn from Aramaki-san!
Aramaki-san was the only one who didn't laugh!
So we want to say you're not comedians, right?
Yes!
Then we have this!
What is it?
You know it, right?
Entertainers' Ritomatsu exam paper!
If you put this on and say you're cute, you're an idol!
That's pretty cute, right?
If you say you're funny, you're a comedian!
If you put this on and say you're funny, you're a comedian!
First, let's have Aramaki-san put it on.
If you say you're not cute, you're not comedians, right?
Then, Aramaki-san, please!
I love you!
Cute!
Aramaki-san, you're an idol!
If you don't do this much, you're not comedians!
Aramaki-san, will you let someone else do it for you?
Yes!
If you say you're cute, you're comedians!
I'm a comedian!
Show us!
I've been a comedian for about four years!
Then, let's go!
Tomino-san, please!
I love you!
It's the opposite of what you said!
I'm a comedian!
Are you okay?
Today, in order for you to know that we're idols,
we'll announce some lines that will make Kubo- onii- chan jump up and down!
Onii-chan, even if you jump up and down, we won't know!
I might die!
Then, let's go!
Brother, I don't know how to study, so please teach me!
No! The equation of love!
Shut up!
I thought it was pretty good!
Okami's Women's Genie Festival! Here is the first one!
Let's guess what order it is!
Yay!
You do this a lot, don't you?
Yes, we mainly do this at our agency, Sun Music.
You don't have to use meaningful words.
You do this a lot at Sun Music!
We will do it until next year!
You don't have to say it in detail. It's hard for you to laugh, isn't it?
You don't have to laugh.
Now, we will change you into different orders for a certain topic.
It's easy for you to guess what order it is, isn't it?
Nekomo-san, please tell us about this project.
It's not like 1st place is good and 6th place is bad.
It depends on the topic.
Various members are decided by their looks.
Please think about it while considering it.
Let me announce the first topic.
Here it is!
What is it?
Please don't show your mouth and show us your reaction.
I see, I see.
You can write "E" in your mind.
What is it?
It's okay. Let's do it!
What is it?
Nekomo-san, please write down the members in the order you like.
Please think about it while considering it.
At first, I will write "independent and variable".
Then, I will write "e" or "lower and higher".
He will change his mind depending on your reaction.
1st place is like that.
What is it?
Nekomo-san, please write down the members in the order you like.
Akatabi-san, you are 2nd place.
What is it?
Kubo-san, you are 3rd place.
What is it?
Tadaka-san, you are 3rd place.
What is it?
Tadaka-san, it's difficult.
What is it?
Iman-san, you are 4th place.
What is it?
Your image is correct.
Kubo-san, you are 4th place.
What is it?
Aramaki-san, you are 5th place.
Komada-san, you are 5th place. Komada-san, you are 6th place.
What is it? Are you happy?
How is it?
This is difficult.
These 3 are difficult for me.
It depends on the recipient.
Are you all talents?
The hint is hidden now.
Let's do this for now.
Kubo-san, please decide.
What is it?
Members, please tell us what kind of ranking this is.
I think you can guess by everyone's reaction.
Let's go with "no hint" first.
Yes, Wakabayashi-san.
HKT48 is about to graduate.
Unfortunately, it's not.
It's not about to graduate.
It's about to graduate.
You came in first place and the audience was like "oh!"
I'm first-year.
Yes, you're first-year senior.
What else is there?
If you talk too much, you'll die.
No, no, it's all my complaints against me.
It's not a complaint.
What else is there?
Since it's Mina and P-chan, I thought it would be "in" or "out", but it's definitely not like that.
It's definitely not like that.
Tano-san.
Yes, I feel like I've been married once.
Is it okay?
I feel like I've been married once.
Everyone, it's not about seniority or seniority.
You guys think about it.
Kuma-san, you're in 6th place.
That's right.
It's "in" or "out".
What do you think? Is it better for you?
Is it better for you?
Which one is better?
I don't know which one is better.
I don't know.
There's a concept.
It's "in" or "out", right?
Yes, yes.
When you think about it, you think 6th place is better, right?
That's right.
Everyone thinks 6th place is better.
Isn't it good?
What is it?
The hint is...
It's hidden in various places.
Please look at it.
Tomio-san, what is it?
I think it's a scandal.
No, it's not.
I don't know.
Paiko-san?
I think it's hard to choose.
I don't like it.
Can I say it?
The hint is hidden.
Can you give us a hint that's more obvious?
Yes, yes.
Tell us.
Paiko-san?
The general public doesn't like it.
That's mean!
You said it yourself!
The general public doesn't like it.
Yes, yes.
I see.
There are various knowledge.
Yes, yes.
It's okay.
Something more simple.
Simple?
Yes, yes.
Ami-chan?
Kubo-san's favorite person.
No, it's not like that!
Really?
It's too simple.
No, no.
On the contrary, I think it's good.
I don't have that much power.
What is it?
If you're a talent, you always have it.
You have it?
Yes!
If you talk to people in the city, it's hard to talk to you.
No!
What?
Can I say it?
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes.
A person who's easy to play with.
Easy to play with?
No, no. It's quite different, isn't it?
It's different, isn't it?
I don't want to say it like that, but you're the easiest to play with.
Right?
The biggest hint.
What is it?
The hint is...
Turn around a little, everyone.
The hint is hidden.
Please face forward.
What?
What did you see?
An idol.
Ah, I know!
I want to know!
It doesn't seem like an idol.
No, no, no!
It's not straight forward.
No, no, no!
What? I don't know at all!
Please look at your own picture.
No, on the contrary...
Please look at your own picture.
Is your face too different from the official picture?
Ah, so close! So close!
Doesn't your image change from the official picture?
No, no, no!
I don't like it!
Is it because you got plastic surgery?
No, you said it yourself!
No, no, look at it! Look at it!
Who said it themselves?
I didn't think of it like that!
So close! So close!
Just like the official picture?
No, on the contrary! On the contrary!
The official picture is different!
Because it's different from the official picture, how can I...
How can I think of it?
I thought it was cute, but...
The official picture is...
Correct!
This is correct!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, the correct answer is...
Yuta was cute, but when I saw him in real life, he wasn't like that at all!
You're mean! You're mean!
As expected, it's not Yuta!
Are you serious?
But you know, it can't be helped, right? He's popular this year!
He's popular! He's popular!
He's not popular, so...
No, it's not like that!
Huh? Yuta!
This is difficult!
Yuta! Yuta!
He's not cute, you know?
He's cute!
No, it's not like that!
On the contrary! On the contrary, think about it!
He's really cute, but...
There are gaps where he's not cute, but...
If you think he's not cute...
Well, it's better than that!
You're mean! You're mean!
No matter what you say, it's wrong!
No, that's why I'm saying it!
Before doing this, I asked if it's okay for me to do this!
That's why I'm saying it!
But Mina doesn't change!
She doesn't change?
Not at all, right?
Yeah, but...
She's the one who changes the most, right?
But she doesn't have bangs, right?
If she doesn't have bangs, she's really cute!
Well, they're both cute!
Why are you saying that?
She's really appealing!
Well, they're both cute!
Yeah, they're both cute!
Maybe the atmosphere is different?
But there aren't that many different members today!
What's going on?
I said that there aren't that many different members today,
but there are different members, too!
It's obvious!
Okay, I got it!
Later, Kubo-san will go to the dressing room and do sit-ups!
Eh, no! Why?
Eh, so that's what you all thought?
No, we didn't think that!
Then let's all go do sit-ups!
That's all for today!
Thank you for listening!
Next, I will announce a line that will make Kubo- nii- chan do sit-ups!
Even if you really like me, you won't know!
Man, even if you like me...
Okay, here we go!
Onii-chan, look!
Who told you it's a gag?
Wasn't it good?
No, it was good. On the contrary, it was good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Okami's Women's Entertainment Festival continues with...
Let's do some bokeh!
Bokeh, bokeh, bokeh, bokeh!
You do this a lot, don't you, Kugo-san?
Yes, we do it a lot of times in our city's live performances.
That's right.
Now, we'll have the members who chose the bokeh to perform it.
We'll have them do it, right?
And the other members will have to predict in advance what kind of bokeh they'll do.
I see, I see.
Ok, Kugo-san, could you give us some points for this project?
Wouldn't it be better if we just did it as much as we wanted?
That's right.
If you could just do it as much as you wanted...
I see, I see.
If you could just do it as much as you wanted...
Now, we'll announce the final bokeh!
Here it is!
Monobokeh with Otama!
Otama?
That's strange.
You all know Otama, don't you?
We'll use Otama's "monobokeh" to hit the members.
We'll choose the members now.
There's only one member left, so we'll have five members think about what they'll do.
Here it is!
"Examination"!
This is out!
So, who will do this "boke"?!
It's her!
Tanaka-san!
Tanaka-san, please put on your eye mask and headphones.
It doesn't feel like "bokeru" anymore, does it?
Tanaka-san will do "bokeru" now.
Can you hear me?!
Yes!
No, not yet.
Put it on.
Yes, I can hear you.
Please put on your headphones and listen to the music.
Can you hear me?!
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
So, what kind of "bokeru" will Tanaka-san do with this "otama"?!
Yes!
So, Mea-san, please make a guess!
Mea-san, please make a guess!
Since it's a team, we'll have you choose one.
"Yutan"...
But I think she'll do something really simple.
She'll do whatever she comes up with.
But her eyesight test turned out to be "NG".
What's "NG"?
There's a possibility that she'll do it again.
Ah, I see.
So, who else came up with it?
Hmm...
I see.
"Yutan", it's your choice!
It's your choice!
Can I have some inspiration?
Yes.
Then, let's go!
In the middle...
In front...
It's Wakatterbe-san's guess.
Please go ahead!
Oh!
It's interesting!
No, but it's amazing...
It's really fast to see after you hit it, isn't it?
I've never done it before, but...
Yutan is simple, so I want to do something normal like this.
How much are you going to make fun of me?
It's okay, I can't hear you.
It's okay even if you make fun of me.
Now...
You're not making fun of me, are you?
Yes.
Um, Yutan really doesn't know anything.
She's simple and doesn't know anything.
I can't touch her.
Then...
Shall we do it?
It's Tomiochi-san's prediction. Go ahead!
Otara looks delicious!
She looks like she'd say something!
She's a girl who really doesn't know anything.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, Yamada-san.
Yutan has a great singing voice.
Yes, it's amazing!
I'm going to use this as a microphone and...
Is it okay for me to make fun of you?
What?
Then...
A bokeh.
A bokeh is good, isn't it?
Yutan's looking at the microphone.
Yes, Aramaki-san's prediction.
Then, the prediction...
Go ahead!
- Umbrella. - Cute!
- It's cute! - Doesn't it look like it?
- I see! - Cute!
- It's like a novel. - Bold! Bold!
- It's almost wet. - Cute!
- Yes, it's wet. - Ms. Omada...
- There's definitely something fishy about it. - Yes.
- The burrito bread you're making. - Wait a minute!
- It's simple and there's no reason for it to be fishy. What kind of girl is she?!
- But there's one thing that really looks like it. - Really?
- Yes, yes. - Then, before we do that...
- P-chan, you're close with her. - Then, it's Ms. Omada's prediction. Go ahead!
- Nyan-nyan, it's a cat!
- I think there's definitely something fishy about it!
- It looks like it, doesn't it? - There's definitely something fishy about it!
- Based on the fact that it's cute... - I think there's definitely something fishy about it.
- What will you do? Which one will you choose?
- Ms. Omada, what do you think it looks like? - It looks like it.
- I think it looks like a normal burrito. - Normal!
- Normal! Well, you're right, it's normal.
- So, it doesn't have to be this one, right? - Yes.
- You want to eat it, right? It looks like it'll be good.
- It looks like it! - It looks like it!
- Then, let's go with that one.
- If you're a young comedian, you'll think it's a monster!
- Anyway, it looks like it'll be good. - It looks like it'll be good.
- Then, let's go with it.
- You can touch it, right?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Please come to the middle. - It was fun!
- It was fun!
- The music... - Okay, let's go!
- Let's have her do it. It's Tanaka-san's monoboke! - Okay, go ahead!
- Ah, my shoulders hurt! - Ah, there's something good!
- Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad! - Too bad!
- But, I thought you were going to come up with nothing, but you were actually thinking hard! - You looked like you were doing something silly! - It was frustrating! - But, I thought you might eat something in the middle of it!
- What did you expect? - What is it? - Well... I was holding a bowl and said "ah, that bowl looks good!". - Actually, I was thinking about that too! - You were thinking about it?!
- It's too bad! - It's a shame! - It's a shame! - It was fun! - Let's have her do it too! - Okay, let's go to the next topic! The next topic is...
It's the opposite.
Let's go again.
It's written there, isn't it?
Yes.
Then, let's move on to the next question.
It's this one.
What if a banana peel had fallen?
Well, generally, this is a report, but...
Well, we do say that it will fall, but...
Well, most of the time, everyone avoids it and passes it.
Well, first of all, everyone is excited about who will fall.
You've prepared your faces for this, haven't you?
It's dirty! It's dirty!
It's dirty!
Who said "dirty" in dirty words?
It's dirty!
It's a face, isn't it?
Stop it, will you?
Well, then...
Who will do it? Shall we hear it?
What will you do with your face?
Yes, yes, look at it. Look at it for me.
I'll say it already.
It's this one!
It's a banana!
It's cute!
How is it, Namiki-san?
I feel like you're pulling something out of me.
Takagura-san, you're 15 years old and you're doubting your virginity!
Please stop!
It's Misaki-chan!
You're good at this!
You're cute, Min-chan!
I'm good?
You're good at models!
Oh, you're good at this!
Earlier you pulled out an umbrella.
Can you hear me? Did it play?
Not yet.
Not yet? Really?
Hospital? What?
It played!
It played. Can you hear me?
No, don't nod.
Can you hear me?
Oh, you're okay.
Okay, the other members, please think about what kind of joke Aramaki-san will pull out!
Okay!
Okay, let's go!
It's Misaki-chan, right?
What kind of personality does she have?
She's cute!
She's pure and very quiet.
She's quiet.
A quiet girl pulling out a banana peel...
A banana peel is falling off, right?
That's right!
Then, you know...
Normally, you'd fall down.
But I think I can fall down normally.
Oh, because you're pure.
What kind of joke will Wakata Abe-san pull out?
Please.
Wow, it slipped!
It looks like she'll do it in the dark.
She looks like she'll do it.
She might do it.
Well, in a way, she'll do it in public.
But I don't know.
If she does it in public, all I can do is hit her.
I'll just...
You'll hit her in the house?
Yes.
She's pure.
Okay, Imada-san!
Imada-san will do it in a twist.
Okay, Imada-san, what kind of joke will you pull out?
Wow, there's a banana in a place like this!
Melon juice...
Oh, it was a banana.
It was a banana.
That's quite a twist.
I see.
Everyone, you don't have to be embarrassed when you're predicting.
It's a prediction, so it's okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, Tomeo-san.
Yes.
As expected, Misaki-chan is pure.
Yes.
Ah, a banana is falling!
Ah, I have to hurry and deliver it to the factory!
Isn't that amazing?
That's possible.
If you say it like that, it's really cute.
Isn't this really good?
Cute.
Yes.
Don't like it!
Banana juice, right?
Don't like it!
Yes, I like it.
That's true, if you use "pure" as a keyword, it'll be like that.
Tanaka-san, will you do it?
Yes, I'll do it.
Tanaka-san, please predict it.
Ah, there's a banana!
It looks good!
It's a peel, but...
Ah, I think I can eat it!
I'll eat it like that.
"I think I can eat it" isn't Tanaka-san's thing!
But, but, but...
That's Tanaka-san's thing, "I think I can eat it."
But, like...
It's dirty, so I don't think I'll touch it.
Ah, that's...
Ah, yes!
I like it pretty clean, so...
"Are you okay?" Like that.
Ah, that's it!
That's it!
I think I can eat it.
Really?!
She said "are you okay"?!
Is it that pure?
It's a peel, after all, of a banana.
No, but it's that pure.
It's really pure.
What will you do?!
"It's pure, it's pure," you say, and then you bring a really twisted one!
Then, let's decide one.
Which one will you choose?
Eh?
Are you okay?
Isn't it "are you okay?"
Are you okay?
Okay!
So, will you pick one up for me?
Okay!
Bye-bye!
I don't know if she fell over or not.
Okay! Let's have her do it!
This is Aramaki-san's funny answer!
I found the back of my shoes!
I wore my shoes too much...
I wore my shoes...
I wore my shoes too much...
The back of my shoes came off...
When I tried to find it, I found it!
You found it! Ah, you found the skin of a banana!
If it's the skin of a banana, does it mean you didn't recognize it?
Or did you really think it was the back of your shoes?
I was able to make fun of it!
She said it calmly!
She was able to make fun of it!
She's great!
She's funny!
Unfortunately, it was a shame!
It was a shame!
How was it, everyone?
It was funny!
I didn't think it was the back of my shoes!
It was a shame!
Aramaki-san's answer was...
What did you say?
Ah, it's okay!
I'll talk to you later!
Everyone said it was pure!
More pure!
Next, I'll announce my line that will make Kubo- nii- chan's heart skip a beat!
Don't stare at me like that before I say it!
No, I was told to look at you!
Okay, here I go!
Welcome back, Kubo-nii-chan!
Is it food?
Is it a bath?
What will you do?
Are you from the Showa era?!
I'm peaceful... I'm calm.
She's calm. She said it calmly.
Next, I'm going to announce my lines that will make Kubo-nii-chan nervous.
I'm already sweating so much before I say it.
Sweating is only good for metabolism, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Then, I'm going to say it!
Hi, my brother! I love you!
Shut up, you!
You look like you're about to lose your mind!
Hi!
Why did you make me slip?
I don't know about women's games, but here's the next one!
Let's sing with all our might!
You do this too, don't you?
Yes, we do.
We do it live in the city.
We're going to do what you do live.
Now, we're going to set up a singing show and I'm going to invite you all as guests.
We're going to have a talk while you're standing by and we're going to do a lot of unreasonable interviews.
Please answer those unreasonable questions.
Lastly, we're going to have you sing a song based on those unreasonable questions.
Kuo-san, please give us some pointers.
Why don't you just sing it?
What's wrong with you?
While you're talking, please think about how you should sing it.
Please stand by!
This is Takakura Music Station.
- Hello! - Yay!
- Huh? Did you cut your hair? - I did!
- Huh? Did you cut your hair? - Taka-san, I cut my hair.
- Oh, is that so? - Please.
- Right, everyone? All of you gathered here. - Right!
- At first... - What's wrong with you, Tabe-san?
- I'm getting a lot of lessons. - Who's getting lessons?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, brother. - It's not that slow.
- Right, at first... - Yes.
- Imada-san and... - Yes!
- Akabe-san! - Yes!
- Good job!
- Well, first of all, please tell us your unit name.
- One, two... - Good evening! We are Showa Jidai!
- Showa Jidai! - Shoujo Jidai, I've heard of it. - In Showa Jidai...
- After all, you two sing Showa songs. - Yes, that's right.
- The new song you just heard is...
- "The Feelings of a Girl in Love with Osumou - san". - It's a boom.
- It's like that, right? - That's right.
- It's a Showa motif, so... - Showa, right?
- Showa Jidai's "Chiyono Fuji" and such... - Yes, that's right.
- It's a song about a girl in love with them, right? - Yes.
- Well, you can only sing this song without Osumou-san. - Ah, that's right.
- Well, I've heard about it, but... - Yes?
- While you were singing... - Yes?
- It's like you two are playing "gachizumou". - Oh, is that so?
- Yes. - Ah, that's a little scary.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes, we'll reveal it later.
- Ah, and lastly... - Yes?
- There's a "harite" motif dance, right? - Yes.
- I'm looking forward to that, too, so please stand by. - Please do.
- I'm looking forward to it. - It's "gachizumou", so you don't know who's going to win.
- I'm looking forward to that, too. - Anyway, it's your first time revealing it today,
- but after the second time, you really don't know who's going to win. - Yes.
- It's a difficult song. - Yes.
- Yes, it seems like you're a little behind in terms of standing by. - Are you okay?
- It seems like you're a little behind in terms of standing by. - Are you okay?
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- It seems like you're ready. - Yes.
- Well then, "To fall in love, say Bagua" by Shouwa Jidai-san. - Yes.
My love runs on the southern bridge
Ah, blue wind, listen and run, to that island
- Thank you very much!
- Okatane-san, you don't usually sing, do you? - No, I'm in charge of vocals and dancing.
- Oh, dancing! - Yes, dancing!
- Oh, right! You're in charge of dancing, but you were chasing her while watching her moves.
- Actually, I have an announcement to make. - What is it?
- We, Shouwa Jidai-san, would like to end our entertainment activities this spring.
- I know it's a sudden announcement, but this music show will be our last one.
- Why did you announce a new song?
- We'll have our last live show at Okunsumo-jo, Fukukugi-ga, so please look forward to it.
- Thank you very much for everything you've done for us.
- She put it down! She put the mic down!
- It's like those two decided to do it at the end.
- Thank you very much, Shouwa Jidai-san!
- Come back! Come back!
- Yaho! - Yaho!
- It's spring! It's spring!
- Are you still here? - We're still here.
- Oh, you're still here.
- Next up is our first single.
- Our first appearance.
- Our first record.
- Oh, wow!
- Our three-piece band has appeared.
- Tomioshi-san, Tanaka-san, Komada-san!
Excuse me, Takemura-san, can I ask you something?
Yes, yes.
These 3 people, right?
Yes, it's these 3 people.
Is it okay if we don't invite the next person?
It happens sometimes.
Then, let's start with these 3 people.
Yes, yes, yes, Cherry Piece Band.
Let's start with them.
Please tell us your band name.
Our band name is...
What's wrong with your character?
Please announce it.
We are...
German Potatoes!
Isn't it lame?!
German Potatoes.
German Potatoes. J, J, German, J.
J, German Potatoes.
P, is there anyone else doing P? Potato's P?
J.P., right?
J.P.
That's right.
We heard that your band is heavy metal.
Yes.
Heavy metal.
Yes, yes.
I feel like only Tanaka-san can't handle it.
It's not like that, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's okay, right?
I heard that you are in charge of instruments.
But...
I heard that you don't play normal instruments.
Yes.
Please tell us one by one.
Playing unusual instruments.
Our onion is...
Onion?!
Yes.
German Potatoes' onion.
Our onion is...
Fresh guitar.
Yes, yes.
Fresh guitar?!
Yes, yes.
Guitars grown in the mountains.
Yes, yes.
It's domestic.
You must be particular about potatoes.
Yes.
The guitar is also fresh like that.
It's domestic.
Domestic, yes.
Our sausage is...
Sausage?!
Ah, it's in German Potatoes.
Our sausage is...
Delicious guitar.
It's a guitar.
But it's a swing guitar now.
Yes, it's a delicious guitar.
What's your name, Tomi-san?
Ah, it's Potatoes.
Potatoes?!
It's Potatoes.
Potatoes is...
What are you in charge of?
Potatoes?!
I'm in charge of tambourine.
Tambourine?!
Huh?!
Heavy metal band?!
Yes, and...
It seems like your performance is a hot topic.
Yes.
In the end...
You threw away your instruments...
And started dancing Parapara.
Yes, yes.
I heard about it.
There are people who aren't in your generation.
Well, speaking of German Potatoes, there's also Parapara.
Ah, is that so?
It's quite a hot topic in the news.
I didn't know.
So, while dancing Parapara...
You scream your favorite vegetables.
That kind of performance.
Yes, and...
You can see various performances.
Ah, is that so?!
I didn't know!
It seems like Tanaka-san will end with a rap.
Rap!
Tanaka-san's rap.
Please stand by!
You threw away your instruments...
And started dancing Parapara...
You scream your favorite vegetables...
And sing a rap.
That's the content of Mori Darkter.
Well, then...
German Potatoes...
Don't eat char siu noodles!
Thank you for gathering here for us today.
Please listen to me.
Don't eat char siu noodles!
I dedicate this song to vegetables.
Don't eat char siu noodles!
I dedicate this song to vegetables.
Pork bone soup, which I like.
Miso, which I like.
Paprika, which I like.
Sandaochi!
This is Sandaochi!
We will shout our favorite vegetables here.
Don't do it until we declare it!
Please give us a call and response!
Say "lettuce"!
Say "tomato"!
Say "basil"?
Lastly...
The song is different!
What is it?
It's "parapara"
"Parapara"?
Ah, I forgot!
You forgot?
I forgot!
It's a new song, right?
That's why you're not dancing or anything like that.
Eh? Isn't "parapara" like this?
Wait!
Who said "parapara" for fried rice?!
"Parapara"!
One person said "parapara" differently!
Then...
I love "parapara" fried rice!
Add paprika too, right?!
Say "yeah"!
That's all!
German Potatoes, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That was amazing!
I'm so happy!
It was like seeing a dream!
Now, presenting...
This year's 40th anniversary of entertainment life...
A Japanese veteran singer-songwriter...
Ara Maki Misaki!
Look!
- Distance! - But you can't see it!
There's a lot of distance!
I'd like you to come closer.
First of all, congratulations on your 40th anniversary.
Thank you.
Well, I'm sure you've been through a lot in your long history.
Please tell me what you've been through the most.
That one. That one.
- That one! - That one!
Oh no! She's holding the remote!
- That one! - That one!
- Well, everyone knows about it. - That's right.
- You've been through a lot. - Yes, that one.
You're already in your 40s, but you're still young.
- What's the secret? - The secret?
Well...
- That one. - That one!
She can't get any initiatives at all.
This time, you were able to sing about what you like.
- What I like? - Yes.
- What was it? - What you like.
You like macarons, don't you?
- That's not it! - I know what you like.
- Macarons. - You like macarons.
- You made it into a concert. - A concert.
- Yes.
You've been to a lot of places, but you've finally made it to a concert.
And you're featuring with a rapper.
This time...
Kubo-san is featuring with a rapper.
- You're kidding, right? - Featuring...
Aramaki is featuring with Kubo.
- But I also have a brother. - Is that so?
I can't do it alone.
I have a twin rapper, Chan Tanaka.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Chan Tanaka is here. - He brought us here.
- Chan Tanaka. - How can I say?
Featuring... It's hard to say it badly.
- Shall we do it? - Shall we?
Please stand by.
They will sing a song with macaron as a theme and two rappers will sing a song.
Are you ready?
Let's listen to their song.
"Dogs and Macaron".
One, two...
"m", "a", "k", "a", "e"...
"r", "i", "a"...
"m", "macaron", "u", "yei"...
You're already in the rap part.
"h", "m", "e", "mah" means what?
"mah" means what? "mah" means "macaron" "mah", "yei"!
"mah" means "macaron", "mah", "yei"!
Let's do it together!
First, "mah" means "macaron"!
"mah" means "tuna" which is not in "macaron"!
"k" means "macaron"!
"k" means "turtle", "yei"!
"r" means "macaron"!
I want to be a "turtle", "yei"!
"n" means "macaron"!
"t" means "tuna", "yei"!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Kubo, please come back!
Mr. Kubo!
I'll drive.
You'll drive?
It's okay.
He's my friend.
Well, everyone, how was it?
We had people of various genres come here.
Mr. Kubo, how was it?
What?
Nothing.
Did you rap?
Nothing. I just slipped a little in Fukuoka.
Don't waste it in Tokyo!
That's all for Sakagura Music Sentiment!
He fooled me.
Next, I'm going to say something that will make Mr. Kubo's heart skip a beat.
Hey, where are you looking at?
I haven't seen you like that since Aoki Sayaka- san.
Okay, here I go.
I love Mr. Kubo's round, delicious-looking body shape!
Don't mess with me!
You look delicious!
What do you think you're doing?!
The last performance of Okami's Women's Music Festival is...
Ban Ban Bokemasho!
This is something that Yoshimoto and others often do.
From now on, Kubo-san will be the MC of this talk show.
Everyone, please become Hinadan entertainers.
And then, "Ban Ban Bokeru!"
How is it, everyone? Can you Bokemasho?!
Yay!
Did you understand what I said in the beginning?
I forgot!
Kubo-san, what is the point of this show?
Ban Ban Bokeru!
No matter what you say, it's fine as long as you can Bokemasho!
I want you to do it with all your might!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Well then, shall we stand by?
Yes!
Oh, Tamakoro-san is also in it, right?
Ah, that's right.
I'm also in it as a female entertainer.
It's not that genre.
Well then, good evening, everyone at "Ban Ban Bokeru!"
Good evening!
What is this?!
Why are you ignoring me?!
Well then, everyone...
You're full of energy, right? Are you okay?
Today...
What is it?!
Shut up!
Stop talking back, you!
What is it with the suit?!
You!
Well then, today's theme talk...
Everyone, I think it's better for you to talk about the theme, so let's go.
The theme is this!
I said it earlier! I was happy about it.
Hmm...
Are you Otsuya?!
No, no.
"Ah, I see! I see!" That kind of reaction is good.
Let's do it one more time.
Right?
When I say "Ban", you say "Ah, I see!"
I want that. Let's do it!
Well then, today's theme...
Ah, I see!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Well then, let's do it.
Today's theme talk is this!
Are you idiots?!
Don't do the same thing twice!
Let's continue with the theme talk!
Are you happy or sad?
If you are...
Don't stand up!
Face forward!
Where are you looking at?!
Tanaka-san! What's wrong with you?!
Tanaka-san!
What's wrong with you?!
Raise your hands!
Not your legs!
Watame-san, don't raise your legs!
Don't dance yet!
I can't see very well...
Just close your eyes!
That's Subaru's singing style!
Close your eyes and you can't see anything!
Next!
Maki-san...
I've only been looking up!
I'm worried!
I thought I could reach Hoshigawa-kyo...
Look! Over there!
Are you crazy?!
Don't stand up!
Are you happy or sad?
Are you my friend?!
I'm not here!
Where are you from?
That's enough!
Takakura-san!
Are you good at cooking ramen?
Why are you asking me?!
This is the worst thing you can do!
Tomio-san!
Come here!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm happy!
Yuta!
What's with you?!
Go home!
Why did you leave MC behind?!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't go that far!
I'm happy!
This theme is bad.
It's too difficult.
The next theme is this!
Sanbyoushi-kubo's wonderful place
Who?
I am!
What's Sanbyoushi?
You too, Sanbyoushi!
This?
No. No. No. No. "Waltz's rhythm"
No! That's not it!
Combination
Sanbyoushi-kubo
I am, right?
Wonderful place...
What is it, Okada-san?
Can you wrap me up a little bit today?
You're such a disgusting outsider!
Wonderful place?
What is there?
It's more like "that" than "photos".
That
You can't say "bad words" with "that".
You can't say "bad words" with "this".
Yes, Watabe-san.
Kubo-san has a really funny face, doesn't he?
Which one is it?
Are you praising me or insulting me?
Yes, Imano-san.
Kubo-san has a nice side.
Hey, hey, don't say that.
His fat side.
Hey, I'm not praising you for your fat side!
Which part of you is fat?
Your round face or your suit that's about to rip off.
Rip off?
Am I a devilman?
Devilman!
Imano-san's "that" was really nice, wasn't it?
Devilman!
You can only say "devilman"!
Devilman is really good!
You can say it.
There's also "hulk", right? "superman hulk", right?
That's a little different.
It's different when you're in a good mood.
Hey, if you're in a good mood, cut it out!
That's a nice part of you.
Okay, Takakura-san.
No, you're right.
When I catch a cold or when I'm in a bad mood, I talk a lot to the staff and it makes me happy.
What? Really? That's embarrassing!
But it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's funny!
It's really funny!
It's funny!
It's really cool!
It's cute!
It's different when you're in a good mood!
It's stylish!
So, is this the end of the show?
It's over.
It's so slimy!
Next, I'm going to say something that will make Kubo- oniichan nervous.
Kubo-oniichan, I like you!
I'm already nervous, is it okay?
Okay, here we go!
I like you, I like you, I like you, skip!
Yay!
She's so cute!
Her level is different!
Aren't you going to hit me?
I can't hit you! You're so cute!
S-should I hit you?
Yes, please.
So, let's go over here.
Don!
Okamina MVF!
So, who is the MVP of today's best-working female entertainer?
So, let's announce it.
The member recognized by Okamina Face Committee is...
Okamina Face!
Wow!
Aramaki-san, how do you feel now that you've won the MVF award?
Since I became Karan, I haven't been able to do this at all.
I've always wanted to do my best, and I'm happy about it.
Wow! That's an honest opinion!
That's good!
That's wonderful!
But you're happy about being the most womanly comedian among us, right?
I'm not too happy about it.
It's quite different from your original plan.
That's why you chose it today, right?
Is that so?
So, Aramaki-san, who was chosen for the second MVF award,
your face panel has been enlarged!
During the next award show, we'll give you a kawamuri corner!
So, how was it for you, Tomoka?
Well, in this broadcast, I'm not really a female comedian...
I'm not a female comedian, but I think you could understand that I'm an idol!
It was fun! Thank you very much!
Komada-san, how about you?
I think I had about 80% of fun today.
80%? What about the other 20%?
Are you satisfied with yourself?
Even if I couldn't film the music video, I had a lot of fun and I'm satisfied!
Thank you very much!
Arabaki-san, how about you?
I was very nervous about the improvisation part, but I couldn't think of the word "macaron" at all, and I was found out by a fool!
I was more of a fool in the first half of the song!
Tanaka-san!
Yes! It's the first time in my life that I've slipped like this!
I'm not afraid of slipping anymore, so I'm glad I did it from now on!
That's a big step!
I'd like to slip again!
She's a first-class entertainer!
At first, I was like, "Wouldn't it be cute if we actually met?"
You're late!
Are you still holding back?
Yes, I'm still holding back!
But honestly, the photos are pretty cute!
I want to be a stronger human being!
Behind you!
First place!
Iwada-san, how about you?
Well, today...
The members did their best, but I think Kubo-chan did her best.
You did well!
Thank you!
She praised you!
That's great!
Lastly, Tomioka-san, please!
Let's meet again on April 5th!
And now, with everyone, it's time for the title song!
HKT48's "Hokkaido"!