AISubs v3.5
Finally, it's time for "That Person's Kammuri Program", Dappi!
Dappi, Dappi!
Who is it?
Rikobi!
One, two...
Riko Takaguchi's...
"Hokamino"!
Applaud!
♪We'll battle ♪
♪ limp romance ♪
♪ I like you, like you more than anyone ♪
♪ I like you, like you, love you ♪
♪ So much I'm losing myself yeah yeah ♪
♪ I'm a man's road ♪
Thank you!
Thank you everyone!
This time, well, it's begun!
It's Sakata Chiriko's "Hokami"!
Today, I'll be broadcasting from Sakata Liberty Hall again!
Today is my birthday program, isn't it?
Congratulations!
Well, thank you very much.
Well, I'm in the back.
Rinku!
It's all me.
Smile!
Game!
However, I'm very sorry.
Today, you know,
my fans are in a situation where they're not alone.
It's very, well,
yes, there may be feelings that other members want to see,
but I hope you can spend an hour with me.
Yes, this time,
I, Sakaguchi Riko, will introduce myself
while announcing "in one word, ____"
Well then, from Mai-chan!
Yes!
In one word, Rikopi is
someone I love very much!
Mai-chan!
In one word, Rikoku-san is a cheerful old lady!
In one word, Rittan is a very nice person!
In one word, Rikopi is a hard-working 21-year-old!
In one word, Rikopi is a very, very nice person!
She's a good senpai!
By the way, she's my junior in middle school.
Yes, she's my junior in middle school.
We're not the same age, but we're senpais.
We're in the same middle school.
But among us, she's a senpai.
She's a bit of a difficult existence.
She's a very difficult existence.
Yes, senpais.
Now, once again, with us, we'll introduce a wonderful comedian who will liven up the show!
Her head is empty, her contents are empty, and of course, her savings are empty!
Let's welcome them, these two people who have been given three wonderful seconds!
Please come in!
Hello!
Look, look, look!
There's nothing left!
It's full! It's full!
My stomach is full, you know!
No, no, it's not meat!
It's no good!
It looks like a prey has come out!
It's no good!
Yes, yes.
She does have 200,000 yen in savings.
She lives on 200,000 yen.
I'm sad!
Now, this time, MVF...
Yes!
Takaguchi...
Yes!
It's okay!
It's really going to be empty!
It's okay!
Just make sure of that!
My necktie! My necktie is also empty!
Don't say "empty"!
Empty!
Sorry!
Everyone's kind and ...
My stomach hurts!
Is my stomach hurting?
Is it okay?
Sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
Let's wait a little more!
There might be a lot of pressure!
Are you okay?
Sorry!
I'm okay!
Mukasa is leaving as well!
I'm sorry!
I'm okay!
Please take care of me.
I was surprised when you said "champs".
Oh, Ricopi is back!
Everyone, I'm sorry for making you worry about me.
I'm the real me.
I'm in charge of adult sexiness!
Wow, Ricopi.
Ricopi is back to normal.
How have you been?
Have you gained some weight?
Are you okay?
You've gained some weight, haven't you?
Shimo...
You're the only student here.
Work harder.
I will.
Do you know that?
But Ricopi is in charge of adult sexiness today.
Thank you very much.
Yamashita, too.
Work harder.
How about you?
She said it first.
I will work harder.
Yamashita, you're a little...
No way!
Which one?!
Wait, wait, which one is the real one?!
You didn't know?!
Not at all!
I'm so happy! The prank is a huge success!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
You tricked me!
I'm so happy!
What's going on?! Please explain!
It's like this...
What's going on?!
Actually, I'd like to do a prank project.
It's not for the members, but for the fans.
The fans are practically grinning.
You must be surprised!
I prepared a person who looks just like me.
I'm really grateful for that.
No, no, you do look like me.
I'm starting to get surprised.
No, really.
You're closer to me.
No, no, not at all.
None of the members noticed.
Really?!
I'm so happy!
I'm so surprised!
Today, I'd like to show you a lot of things I'd like to do.
Please look forward to it!
Who is it?
Ricopi's "Presentation Contest"!
Yay!
So, Ricopi will get to talk about everything she likes.
Yay!
Are you looking forward to it?
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
But there's a time limit.
If you're full and say "I'm full now,"
you have to press the button in front of you.
Then it's over.
Got it.
Until then, you'll have to talk about everything you like.
Ricopi, please!
Today, I'll be presenting...
Ta-dah!
It's my favorite Ryan!
He's so cute!
This really looks like a real thing!
You're rubbing it too much!
Look at this! Doesn't it look like a shiba inu?
But it's actually a pomeranian!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's so cute!
Wait, I haven't taken it out yet! I haven't taken it out!
I haven't taken out the picture!
Huh?
Here's the first one!
Bicopy, we want to do an impromptu cover!
Yay!
Bicopy, please explain!
We all want to make a cover song for each song.
That's right.
We don't really do covers like that.
That's right.
But we do play around with each other with covers.
That's right! You usually do it, right?
We usually do it.
We like doing it.
I think you should decide on a theme and do it.
It gives your brain a creative stimulus.
You said something you weren't allowed to say.
I hope we can work together and connect with HKT in the future.
You haven't decided on a theme yet, have you?
We're still working on lyrics and such.
I see, I see.
Let's decide on a theme!
Okay!
Here's the first theme!
This is where it gets weird, HKT!
HKT is weird, isn't it?
H is a weird H.
It's not a pervert's weirdness, is it?
No, I'm not saying you're a pervert.
It's not weird, is it?
Today, we're going to announce the songs you're wondering about.
That's what we're going to talk about.
Here's the song.
Little kitten, where is your house?
I don't know where your house is.
I don't know your name, either.
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew...
Puppy dog being defeated by Pat
Thank you very much!
You're the best!
Since you've been here for an hour,
if you all leave, you'll be forced to leave.
There's no choice but to do it.
If you don't do it, we won't let you leave.
If you all leave, you'll be forced to leave.
Iruno Omari-san,
let's think about what we can do here.
I see.
Let's think about what we can do here.
That's right.
We need creativity here.
You can say something weird first and then fix it.
By the way, can you write lyrics and such?
But Mel-chan is quite a poet.
She writes quite a lot of poems.
Then there's nothing you can't do.
Let's say weird things more and more.
Weird things?
Well, it's basic weirdness.
Basic weirdness.
But you're buried in that weirdness, so don't notice it's weirdness.
That's true.
There are girls who are aware of weirdness.
Are you okay with that?
You can say "weird, weird", or "don't notice it's weird".
Oh, this! This!
No, no, no!
"I want to go home" by RICO-P!
No, it's my song!
RICO-P wrote "I want to go home", and I wrote it! Amazing!
Amazing! You're doing it for me, and you're doing it for me from the beginning!
Yes, that's right!
Thank you!
Well, well, this is good for a start!
It's like a free song!
Where do you live?
Ah, but the members have a lot of characteristic faces...
Ah, that's nice!
...and contours.
The members have a lot of characteristic contours?
"This part is weird", and you say "faces"?
No, there aren't that many!
There aren't that many idol groups like that!
Well, well, well...
Well, well, that's right.
Well, for example, TOMIYOSHI has a square face.
Ah, that's right!
Are you talking about people who aren't here right now?
Is that so?
Is it okay? It's hard for us to say "Ah, you're right!"
We're good friends, so it's okay.
What about TOMIYOSHI?
TOMIYOSHI...
You've decided it!
Eh?
You're doing it at your own pace.
TOMIYOSHI...
...has a square face.
Well, there were some complaints from the audience as well, so...
I'm really nervous!
Are you okay?
Everyone agrees with me!
There are weird parts of "hkd"!
That's terrible!
There are, but...
Yes, yes.
But there are a lot of faces, right?
There are faces!
Are you going to say "faces"?
It's okay!
Where do you live?
Even if you ask me, I can't tell you!
That's the part, you know?
If TOMIYOSHI comes...
Ah, that surprised me!
If TOMIYOSHI comes again...
The words change!
Because it's TOMIYOSHI-san!
If TOMIYOSHI comes...
Next one, right?
Ah...
Who?
Ah, you're right!
Your face is...
Like a rice ball!
So it's hard for us to say "yes"!
We don't know it!
Adopt!
- Cute face... - Cute face is onigiri (rice ball)
- Omusubiman (rice ball man)
- Which one is better, omusubi or onigiri? - Omusubiman!
- Which one is better?
- Omusubiman is better, right? - Omusubiman is cute.
- I don't know even if you ask for his name. - Well, cute face is cute face, right?
- Cute face is better. - That's right!
- No, no, no, face is face, so it doesn't have to be a face, right?
- Who's in? - Shinkansen!
- Shinkansen? Face? - Cute face is...
- Is it the familiar Ueki-san from Ueki Gundam?
- Ueki... Ueki... - Ueki... Ueki...
- Ueki is... - Ueki is...
- Oemedo is Shinkansen!
- No way! You are all bad-mouthing me!
- You shouldn't! - You are all bad-mouthing me with a smile.
And nobody is here here!
- Who are we going to have today? - Good day!
- You are excited, right!? - You look fine!
- I am alright spiritually. - You are alright spiritually.
- But seek is strange, you know HKT?
- But it's face is strange you know HKT?
- This is it. - That's right.
- That's right.
Hey, are you okay? Your faces have changed.
What kind of idol are you?
- You're all idols. - The next one is difficult.
- This is it. - That's right.
It's a self-tune.
So you can make it a normal version.
You can make it sound like this.
Basically, it's the outline now.
Ah, it's good!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
- It looks fun. - It's good!
- It's good!
You're all talking about the outline.
- Here... - That's right.
Why did you go in there?
You haven't noticed anything weird, right?
You've been talking about it all along, right?
- You haven't noticed it, right? - Ring-ring-ring - ka~
- Ring-ring-ring-ka~ - Ring-ring-ring-ka~
It's fun to say it like that.
- What's wrong with you? - It's fun.
It does seem like you're having fun.
- You're crying all the time, kitten. - Oh, I see...
- You've come this far with "face", "face", "face" - Is "face" okay?
- It's okay even if it's not "face". - Even if it's not "face"?
- It's okay if it's weird. - But still...
It's okay if it's just HKT.
- And also... - Sakura's way of running is like Evangelion.
- Sakura-chan's way of running is like... - What kind of way of running is that?
- I don't know. Like this? - No, it's like...
- Like this? - Like this?
- That's crazy.
- Evange - Sakura's way of running is like Evangelion.
- You've been in there a lot, haven't you? - Evangelion.
- Evangelion.
- Ah, ah, ah. - Evangelion.
- The rhythm is important. - It's "shimono".
- Shimono... - Ah, Shimono.
- Shadows are faint. - Shadows are faint.
- Shimono, shadows are faint.
- Shimono-san! - Shadows are faint!
- You're a popular student, aren't you? - She's completely licking me.
- She's licking you. - She's the most senior in the entertainment world.
- That's right, she says that a lot. - She says "shadows are faint".
- That's right! - Shimono-san, are shadows faint?
- She's already starting to write. - Why?!
- But I don't know if you're convinced of it or not. - Why?
- But Shimono-san isn't here today! - Ah, she's there.
- She's there. - She is there.
- She's there. - Shadows are faint, after all.
- She's there. - She's not there, so we're in trouble.
- She's there, she's there. - Ah, ah, ah.
- She's there, she's there. - No, no, you're doing your best.
- You're doing your best. - You're doing your best!
- Ah, Sai-chan! - Yes, yes.
- You're doing your best. - Now it's Shimono-san's turn!
- Where are you?! - I'm not here!
- Why?! - She's raising her hand as if you're not there.
- It's already too late. - What?!
- Oh no, I guessed it! - You guessed it.
- Shimono, shadows are faint. - Shimono, shadows are faint.
- Where are you Kyoro, Kyoro? - Kyoro!
- Great! - Great!
- We did it! - Great! - We did it!
- What's great? - I'm done for today.
- No, no, it's not like that! - No, no!
- It's not like that! - I'm done for!
- Where... - No, no, it's not like that!
- No, no, it's not like that!
- I've been talking with my eyes all the time. - You've been talking with your eyes all the time.
- But is there a possibility that you can appeal to us with this? - It's not boring to appeal to you with this.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Do you think it's a little delicious? Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - Do you think it's delicious?
- It's delicious! - This song is a bird!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I'm really grateful! - And so, we're done for the day!
- We're done for the day! - We're done for the day!
- Then why don't we all sing it once? - It's fine!
- Is it alright? - Ah, it's fine!
- It's like a chorus. - Yes. - Shall we do it? - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Then, let's sing and let's sing.
- "Koko Ga Henda Yo" by HKT. Please!
I won't go!
Tomiyoshi, your face is square.
Akiyoshi, your face is a girl.
Uekiwa, your face is a bullet train.
Rinkin, rinka, rinkin, rinka.
Sakura, your way of running is amazing.
Shimono, you're too fast.
How are you today?
Good!
That's the last "good"
There are many "good"s here.
That's good.
That's really good.
That's the best.
Shimono-san, Shimono-san, Shimono-san, Shimono- san.
Shimono-san.
Let's use this for the next CD's cover.
Let's do a cover!
That's good!
Let's do it!
That's really good.
If various adults shake their heads vertically, it will be included.
I'm looking forward to it.
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
Shimono-san, are you okay?
The result is delicious.
That's good.
Please sit down.
Shall we make one more song?
Let's make one more song.
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it.
The next song is...
"Koko ga Hendayo" by Sakaguchi-ko.
Sakaguchi-san, what's up?
Wait a minute, it's not in the script!
It's not in the script!
It's not! It was "HKT"!
We did it in the dressing room!
We were like "what do we do in the dressing room?" and we were thinking about it seriously.
Because we did it in "HKT"!
We seriously thought about it with Rikoku-san.
This is what it looks like in the script other than Sakaguchi-san's.
You're kidding!
Sakaguchi-san, don't think about it so seriously!
Okay, let's go!
The song is this!
"Ocean"?
"Ocean"!
This is in the script, right?
Yes, it's in the script!
I'm glad!
Okay, this one!
"Sacchan"!
It's the same song, right?
Yes, I'm glad!
Okay, this one!
"Sacchan"!
I want to know what Sakaguchi-san thinks about each of you.
Raise your hands if you have an idea.
No, no!
You can't!
"Shimono"!
Someone raised their hands!
No! "Shimono"!
"Shimono"! "Shimono"!
I don't know!
It's the singer of the song!
The singer of the song "Shimono's Shadow is Thin"!
You're repeating it again and again!
Okay, "Shimono"-san.
Yes!
Please stand in the middle of the stage.
Like you're standing next to me.
Okay, I'll sing it.
Okay, please!
You can't read it!
You can't!
Right?
I'm a professional!
Listen to me!
You can't read it!
First, don't look at me!
It's like "can't you read it?"
Next time, don't read it!
Don't read it!
She laughed.
Okay, I'll sing it.
"Shimono"-san, please!
Shimono's Shadow is Thin
"Ricopi" is...
Oh, sorry!
Airplane...
Airplane, suddenly...
Can we do it one more time?
One more time! One more time!
Sorry! Sorry!
Um...
You're the one who's going to sing it, right?
Please say "yes", say "yes", please.
Well then, Shimono-san, please!
"Ricopi" is...
I don't know!
One more time!
Stop it!
One more time!
Let's stop it one more time!
Te-te-te-te-te
"Ricopi" is not there!
Shimono-san, please!
Copyright!
Copying!
It suddenly appeared in my dream.
I farted in my dream.
It seems like I misunderstood it as reality.
It's because of my age!
That's good!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
It's lyrics like this again.
Copying appeared in my dream.
I farted in my dream.
It seems like I misunderstood it as reality.
Wonderful!
It seems like I misunderstood it as reality.
Is it true?
Is it fiction?
Non-fiction?
Non-fiction!
Really!
Next to me was Pi-chan!
That's right!
I came to Pi-chan!
Next to me was Pi-chan!
In my dream, because of the shaking of the plane,
I farted about two times!
Ah! Pi-chan! I'm sorry! I just farted!
When I got off the plane,
I was embarrassed and said,
I'm sorry, Pi-chan! I just farted!
Pi-chan said, "Huh?"
I don't know!
It was a dream!
I farted in my dream!
Pi-chan must have realized it was a dream!
No, no!
I didn't!
You didn't!
Thank you! Wonderful!
Thank you!
It was fun!
It was wonderful!
It was a good song!
It really was!
Who will go next?
Clef, are you ready?
I'm ready!
Then, shall we go?
Yes!
I have a request for Ricop!
A request!
That's fine!
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Please!
Don't get drunk, you'll fall down.
I'm leaving you.
I really love you, Hikopi-san.
But you're my senior, so I can't invite you for a meal.
Please treat me.
I'm leaving you.
Good!
You're good!
I'm happy!
Good!
I'm happy!
Very good!
Good?
Very good!
I don't know why, but you're like Shimono-san, so you fit in very well!
You fit in very well!
You're the best!
You like me, don't you?
Yes! I'll make you eat as much as you like!
I'll make you eat as much as you like!
You suddenly became like an older sister.
I'm happy!
Saka-chan!
Yes, Saka-chan!
Saka-chan!
Saka-chan is good, isn't she?
Her handwriting is cute and I think she's a girl.
Does your senior treat you?
No, I don't.
There's no such thing.
But my senior treats me!
You have to treat her!
Before I became famous, Shimono-san told me to buy her drinks.
You have to treat her!
Shimono-san doesn't exist and you don't have money!
What's going on?!
I think you have all of them.
I'm sorry!
You have all of them.
One more, right?
Yes, one more.
You're a good singer! Thank you very much!
I'm happy! Thank you!
If you put it on a singer, you can do anything, right?
Yes!
Okay, who did it?
Yamada-san, did you do it?
Yes!
Okay, Yamada-san!
Thank you!
Let's go!
You can't call her!
Don't call her!
Look at her eyes!
Don't do it!
Look at her straight eyes!
Look at the camera!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Please do it!
Rittan is the same age as me, it's true
When I drink alcohol, my mouth number decreases and I become like a good woman
Rittan!
You laughed!
You laughed, didn't you?
It's a lyric!
I thought you suddenly laughed!
It's an exaggeration!
I think you have something bad in your lunchbox
Are you okay?
It's a lyric, isn't it?
I'm confused!
Is it like this when you drink alcohol?
Yes, I'm very energetic now
You're energetic and cute
Yes, but I'm like a good woman
What does "fu" mean?
It means "moist"
Is it different when you drink?
I'm more quiet now
My manager told me "Rikopi, you're like a good woman"
Is there a manager like you?
Kuroki-san!
Is there a manager like you?
Don't say my name!
Is there a manager like you?
Kuroki-san!
When I first started drinking, I thought it's because I'm usually noisy
Because you're always energetic
What did your manager say?
You're like a good woman
Who said that?
Kuroki-san!
Your manager is weird!
If you think about all of that, you'll be funny!
I'll remember it!
Thank you very much!
- So... - Is it ok?
- Don't delete it! Don't delete it!
- Emi-chan, is it ok? - Yes!
- So, let's start with Emili-chan first. - Oh, Emili!
- Emili... - I don't know the song, so please sing it for me!
- You don't know the song?! I've been watching you many times!
- I'm familiar with it! - You haven't heard of it?!
- No! - You haven't heard of it?! - No, I haven't!
- You're from a generation you don't know?! - Really?!
- No... I'm probably not interested...
- You're not interested?! - Wow!
- You're not interested?! - I know it!
- You know it?! - I know it!
- I don't know what's with you, but you've not learned it, but you know it?!
- You know it?! - You're not interested?!
- Wow! - You're not interested?! - I'm surprised, too!
- Who's interested?! - It's the first time I've heard of it!
- I don't know who you are, but... - Me neither!
- So... We kind of sing it together? - Yes!
- We look at the lyrics and sing it together? - Yes!
- Please! - Ok!
- Let's go! Please!
- ♪ Kikopi-san is ♪
You are always so kind, Gomi-san, aren't you?
Maybe you are worried about a lot of things because you are alone for too long.
Are you alright, Sakatti?
Sakatti?
She is worried about a lot of things.
What does "Sakatti" mean?
Everyone is worried about you.
Really?
I don't know why, but...
These lyrics make me feel lonely.
I always think you are kind.
I made it, but it was not good.
Don't worry about it.
Do you really think I am worried about you?
I do.
Are you alright, Sakatti?
I am fine.
Can you take off your shirt for a moment?
Again, a different...
Again, we are asking the previous person to do it.
Again, she will come out again.
Then, would you like to listen to it?
Yes.
Please.
I love it.
Oh, is that so?
Then, that's a good answer.
You are writing a good thing.
Now, let's listen to it.
Kie-san, please!
Suddenly...
A year later...
At the audition...
We met again...
And now...
I am happy...
Rikoki!
You hugged each other.
This is good.
Are you happy?
This is a very good episode.
It's cute and I am happy.
I can't write anything anymore.
Actually, I was thinking of another song.
You can't write another song.
You suddenly want to write another song.
But I remembered it and I decided to write it.
I am happy.
But you know about each other's relationship.
That's amazing.
How is it?
We met and parted in one song.
You are saying goodbye now.
You are still together.
Are you okay?
I picked you up.
Is that so?
How did you do it?
I like AKB.
I went to their handshake party.
I happened to go to the game center with my friends.
Rikoki also went to the game center.
I was picked up by Puri Kuraki.
That's right.
It's cute.
What kind of voice was it?
It's cute.
I thought they must have gone to AKB's handshake party.
There were a lot of people like that.
I wanted to talk to them.
It's cute.
Which school is it?
That's your manager, right?
It's amazing.
Your manager started it, right?
It's cute.
It's your manager, right?
It's cute. She told me about it first.
She told you about it?
Yes, and we got along well.
I only emailed her that day.
That day?
What?
That's too much!
But a year later...
Didn't you get surprised?
I was like, "What?!"
I didn't think you'd follow me!
I didn't think you'd follow me for a year.
Yes, so...
Isn't it great?
Yes, it's touching.
You got to know the episode and you're a good singer.
Yes.
You're a great singer.
Yes, thank you.
I thought it was weird that you came to pick me up.
Yes, it's weird that you came to pick me up.
Yes, I'm happy.
What do you think, Ricopy?
Yes.
You got pranked.
No, it's too big of a prank compared to before.
No, but you really surprised me last time.
I'm really happy.
Even now, I'm sitting over there with Ricopy.
Oh, it's her!
It's her!
It was fun.
Thank you.
Ricopy, Sayuri and Cinnamon.
Ricopy's Favorite Things Presentation Contest Part 2!
Yay!
Continuing on, we're going to have Ricopy talk about her favorite things!
Yes!
Let's do it!
You're all excited, right?
Excited!
Let's do it, Ricopy!
Let's do it!
Yes!
This time, I'll be presenting...
My favorite things!
Time's up!
Next up is...
Ricopy!
Shintaka Buriburi Burikko wants to do it!
Hitomi, please explain!
Yes, this is a project we did when we were on "andare"
We talk about things we don't know, as if we know them, and expand it
But you don't know anything, right?
That's right, we don't know anything
Mizuho, you know, right?
I know everything, I know everything
What should we do?
Yamashita-san is really worried
I know everything!
You know everything, right?
Please ask me anything!
Earlier, Satchan didn't know anything
Satchan doesn't know anything!
He's not interested!
He's interested in what he knows
That's right
So now, we'll talk about things and people we don't know, as if we know them!
Yes!
Actually, I know it!
"Hakata" is something you put in bread and it becomes "hakata", right?
And that "hakata" town is similar to "hakata" so we came here!
One, two...
We know that!
Let me say it a little more!
I didn't want to say this to you all!
Let me say it a little more!
It's like this
It's like this, right?
Let's go with the first one!
First of all, it's been a while since you've heard of it, right?
You know it! Of course you know it!
The theme we want you to talk about is this!
"Takarashi Meijin"!
Isn't it obvious?
Those of you who are watching this will know the answer.
Everyone will explain it to you.
"Takarashi Meijin" is...
You're making fun of us for explaining it.
Are you making fun of us?
It's "Meijin" among "Meijin".
"Meijin" among "Meijin"?
What kind of "Meijin" is it?
"Handagote"!
"Handagote" is...
You're adding various things to it, aren't you?
That's right.
"Handagote" competition is coming up.
You're adding various things to it, aren't you?
Wait a minute!
You know "Handagote", don't you?
Of course we know it!
Yamashita-san, do you know what "Handagote" is?
It's that hot thing, isn't it?
That's right!
I have about three of them.
What?
You have about three of them?
You have three of them?
It's a big problem!
But "Takarashi Meijin" doesn't have only three of them.
You have more of them, don't you?
So you're a master of it?
Or...
You have a lot of "Shima" techniques, and you're winning both "Guinness" awards, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Guinness?
Why did "Shima" win "Guinness"?
Because of its speed.
Right?
Speed, right?
Speed.
Do you have any rules about how many minutes you should spend on making it?
Can you just show us the atmosphere of it for now?
Can you show us just the appearance of it for now?
"Takarashi Meijin" has...
Takahashi Meijin, of course you know this, right?
I know, I know, I know.
Something like this.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
It's dangerous, you know.
Can you show us how you did it at the competition?
Takahashi Meijin, please!
Can I? I can't see anything.
She's wearing glasses.
She's going back to the heat.
She's fast!
She's fast! She's fast!
She's similar! Amazing!
Amazing!
But your special skill just now - does it have a name?
Yes, it does.
Name...what do you say?
What's your name, Uchigami-san?
Ukenagashi? (Pouring water in)
That's right!
You pour water in and in!
How old are you, takashi meijin?
Oh, weren't you about four years old?
No, back in the day.
Back in the day you were four years old.
How old are we now?
About ten years ago you were fourteen years old.
I think I'm about middle two now.
Middle two years old.
What kind of person does she look like?
She doesn't look like that.
She has a hat and glasses.
Which one? A man or a woman?
Kurehara-san, which one is it?
Is there such an explicit way of saying it?
It's a question.
Is it a man or a woman?
It's a man.
Oh, it's a man.
It's a man.
She also has a habit of saying it.
I did, I did, I did.
What about you, Kurehara-san?
Ju-an.
Just a moment.
Didn't everyone copy her?
It's Ju-an.
Could you pass the script to the person behind you?
It's Ju-an.
Just a moment.
Didn't everyone copy her?
Just a moment.
Ju-an.
She said "I won't do this anymore, Meijin."
When she's in class...
She was scolded.
She got angry.
I think there's someone like "rival".
There is.
Meijin Itou.
Wait a minute! There are two famous people!
That's because they are rivals!
How old was Itoumeijin Yamada-san?
Itoumeijin was 14 years old.
She was younger than me.
She was younger than you when you were 4 years old.
She was younger than me when I was 3 years old.
She was a master of Handa Goten.
Itoumeijin also had a special skill.
What was it, Rikobi?
A special skill?
Itoumeijin's special skill.
It was called "Uezashi".
Uezashi!
It was like this from above.
But Itoumeijin did like this.
What was the phrase that Uesashi said?
What was it?
What was the phrase that Uesashi said?
"Juwa" and "dusu"
"Juwa" was "juwa"
Did you all use it?
When you were turning the printer back...
My mom was really into Itoumeijin.
So when we were cutting...
When we were cooking...
When we were being stabbed by a teacher during class...
Who knows this phrase?
Dusu
The teacher liked Itoumeijin.
The child liked Takahashi Meijin.
I think you two have actually spread out your nicknames.
Can you recreate it for us?
I'll go with Takahashi.
And you, Itoumeijin?
Can you recreate it for us?
Yes.
Can you recreate it for us?
I can do it.
Yamashita-san looks like she can do it.
Really?
Yamashita-san, do you want to do it?
I want to do it. It brings back memories.
I'll let you do it.
Yamashita-san is Itoumeijin.
"Itou" is "juwa", right?
"Itou" is... You know it, right?
You know it, right?
No, say "meijin".
Say "meijin", not "Itou".
Itoumeijin and Takahashi Meijin's "handakote" battle.
You all want to see it, right?
We want to see it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Itoumeijin and Takahashi Meijin's "handakote" battle.
Go ahead.
"Juwa".
This is it!
You did it!
That's great! You know it well!
I know it well.
It's fun to hear it again.
I'm moved.
I know it well.
You bought a Takahashi and won a Guinness.
You won a Guinness.
You cried.
But what I wanted to ask you is...
I think you all know it...
I want you to listen to the famous Takahashi song on the Famicom.
That one?
On the Famicom?
That one?
You don't know "Hisatata"?
That famous singer had "Hisatata" and "Juurokurensha".
That one?
What's wrong with you?
All of a sudden, "Is it that one?"
Is it that one?
You said it like a dad.
It's a shame.
"Juuroku", "Juuroku", "Dusu"
That's where it came from!
That's right!
I thought it came from a Famicom controller.
That's right.
Takashime, there were two of you.
You played "Yurikago" and "Hakaba"?
That one?
I see.
But you know it quite well.
I know it.
I was surprised.
What I want you all to tell me is...
It's an easy one.
Is it an easy one?
It's an easy one.
Shall we start?
The next one is...
Sube Sube Kasube
"Sube Sube" I know it.
You know "Sube Sube Kasube", don't you?
I know it.
My cousin also uses it.
Your cousin uses it.
It's a one-shot gag, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Emily, you should try it.
It's not a good idea.
Please don't make it worse.
It's an answer, isn't it?
It's not a good answer.
There's also a one-shot gag, but it's based on it.
Let me show you the one-shot gag.
You know it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
What is it? I don't know.
I know it.
You should try it.
What's "one-shot gag" again?
Next time...
Try it.
You know that there's a new version of "Sube Sube" as well.
You should try it next time.
"Sube Sube" by Yamashita-san is a nostalgic answer.
I know it.
Please say it.
Sube
Sube Sube
It's good.
It's nostalgic.
It was very popular in Showa era.
Yes, it is.
There's also a new version of "Sube Sube", isn't it?
Please say it.
"Sube Sube", isn't it?
"Sube Sube", "Sube Sube"
Let me say it.
"Sube Sube", "Kasube" by RIPOPPY.
Please say it.
"Sube Sube", "Sube Sube"
"Subeleclean" isn't correct.
"Subeleclean" should be tested as soon as possible.
"Kasube" is correct.
That's it!
That's how it was used in commercial.
That's it!
This is probably a creature, right?
That's right!
That gag was made by imitating that creature.
There was this creature, right?
They were filming like this from there.
What was it like?
It was like that.
You know it, right?
I know it!
You know it?
First of all, where did it live?
Kasbes...
Where did it live?
Kasbesi...
Where was it? Kasbesi...
I've heard of it.
What's its name?
Beska... Beska...
Beska...
Ah, that one!
Ah, foreign Beska country's...
That's right!
Foreign Beska country's...
Kasbe Republic!
Kasbe Republic's Kasbe Republic!
It's in Kasbe Republic, right?
"Nostalgic" is a bit... "nostalgic"!
Yeah, "nostalgic", "nostalgic"...
When did you see this?
Well, when I was a kid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Where was it, Kurihara-san?
You know, there's a lot of places you can go, right?
Yeah, there was a breeding ground.
Um, near the sea...
Um, near...
Near the sea, right?
You were near the sea, right?
Um, you know, like...
Near the coast, like this...
Like behind rocks and stuff...
Um, I got stuck and slipped...
A little...
Yeah, I did that...
Mai-chan...
Can you draw a picture of what it looks like?
Yes! A picture?
Well, it's a picture, right?
It's quite distinctive, right?
Then, this is a normal question. Mai-chan, are you good at drawing?
I'm not good at it, but it's easy!
I know the answer! If you follow your memory...
I'm not good at it, but I don't think you know it...
You don't know it? Then it's okay!
There are still some members who are good at it.
Ah, I got it!
But you all used to draw when you were kids, right?
We used to draw, right? Like drawing songs...
Yeah, yeah...
What kind of drawing song was it? Can you tell me?
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You know, like "draw a circle and a dot, draw a circle and a dot"?
No, I think it was a different song.
No, it's not like that.
No, no, Sae-chan, it's not like that.
Just draw it like a drawing song.
No, I don't like it.
Well, since it's a drawing song, can you play it after the song is over?
Wait a minute.
Well...
Did you play it, Mai-chan?
Yes.
Mai-chan will watch it.
I'm not good at it.
Well, well...
"Through the Way Across The Way"...
Yes.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Well, I'm not good at it.
This is it!
She's not good at it.
Is this okay?
She's not good at it, but this antenna is a little longer, right?
Yeah, it's a little longer.
She's not good at it.
She's not good at it!
It's okay.
Well...
She remembers it as a drawing song.
Oh, really?
It's okay.
You can play with it.
Yeah, that's right.
It's like that, right?
Okay, please.
"Through the Way Across The Way" drawing song.
Slowly, okay?
I drew a crushed ice-axe
Oh, good, good, good!
Oh, it was like that!
It was good!
It's nostalgic!
I used to see it a lot when I was in kindergarten.
Two big ponds
Hello
Oh, good, good, good!
It was good!
It's nostalgic!
Inside
There's a boat
Hello
Oh, good, good!
Hello
She remembered it and laughed.
There are fun songs like that when you're little.
It's nostalgic!
Three days ago
Hello
Three days ago
Hello
Enoi will say hello!
Greetings are important for you two.
I learned how to say it.
I see, I see!
When you were in kindergarten, you said "Hello"
When the trees grew up
Oh, when the trees grew up.
When my hands grew up
It was done
Oh, it's similar!
Oh, it's like that!
It's like that!
Aita is bad at this!
It's like that!
It was like that!
It was a tree!
That's right, that's right!
It was like that! It was like that!
What was your scream like?
It was like that! It was like that!
Yamashita-san, what was your scream like?
What was it like?
Scream? It was like...
Hey!
Don't you remember it? You know it, right?
I know it, I know it!
There are things you don't remember, right?
It was like...
What was it like?
It was like...
Well, there were some like that...
It's a bit low-pitched, so it's like...
It's like...
I see.
It was like that in the southern area, but...
It's like that in the north area, but...
How was it in the northern area?
It's not like you were yelling, right?
It's like...
It's low-pitched, a bit low-pitched.
It's like...
How was it in the south area?
In the south area...
In the south area of the northern area...
They were quite bad friends.
They were fighting.
How was it in that confrontation?
It was like that.
I want you to do it.
Can you do a hippopotamus in the northern area?
You can do it in the north area, right?
Can you do it in the south area?
Can you do it?
You can do it, right?
Me?
Yamashita.
You did it in the south area, right?
In the north and south area of Subetsubetcasbe,
there was a time when it was popular like Habutai Mangutsu.
It was like a documentary movie.
You did it like that, right?
It's been a while since I saw it.
It's a big scene.
I'm afraid of it, but is it okay?
No, it's fine.
It's a historical scene.
You've seen it, right?
Then, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it in the south area.
In the south area of...
In the south area of Subetsubetcasbe.
Is everyone okay with the style?
If you forget the line, it's over.
Then, please repeat it.
If you do it at the same time, you'll bump into each other.
That's right.
In the north area of Subetsubetcasbe versus in the south area of Subetsubetcasbe.
Please do it!
Is it okay if I do it with my blood or my head?
It's fine.
It's quite a physical battle.
I'll do it.
The south area won!
It was a fierce battle.
The south area was strong.
It was scary even if it was hot.
It was nostalgic.
Everyone told me about it.
What I wanted to ask you is...
What?
In "A"'s group, there is no scale at all.
What?
That's where "Subetsubetcasbe" comes from.
Ah!
Over there?
Over there.
It's not that one, is it?
It was "A"'s cousin.
Ah, I see.
It's "A"'s cousin.
I'm sorry, but I have one question.
It was really good halfway through.
At the end, you said "with hands" clearly.
"Hands" are "te".
I didn't compare it to anything.
"Te" is "te".
That's not it.
It's not "Subetsubetcasbe" I was asking about.
It depends on the area.
It's different depending on the area.
That's what I was doing.
That's Fukuoka.
Ah, I see.
The south and north areas are different.
But it's not Japan, is it?
"Subetsubetcasbe" came to Fukuoka and became popular.
It's a sister city.
Ah, it's a sister city.
It's a sister city.
That's right.
Well, we learned a lot today.
That's all for today.
Did you know?
Murimurimurikko-chan did "Dynamon".
"Becopy's Favourite Things Presentation Contest Part 3"!
There's still a lot of things you want to say, right?
There's still a lot!
You want to hear more, don't you?
Thank you!
And now, please!
This time, I'll be presenting...
Ta-dah!
Aiken's worst role!
No, please don't say that.
Look at this! It's a Netero!
While you're sleeping...
Which one is Ryan?
It's Netero!
While you're sleeping...
Which one is Ryan?
You don't know which one is Ryukoromi, do you?
Which one is Ryukoromi?
I don't have one.
She's usually like this. She's cute.
Sometimes, she's a little different when she's sleeping.
And now...
While you're sleeping...
Ryan's appearance...
Time's up!
Why?!
Thank you.
Thank you for your growth.
And now, it's time for the ending.
How was it, everyone?
It was really fun!
You've done a lot of things today. How about you, Tsuyomi-san?
For me in particular, singing in chorus was really fun.
Yes, it was really fun.
Right? You did a prank too, didn't you?
That's right.
How about you, Kuriaru-san?
Yes, please treat me to a meal.
Ah, I won't treat you!
I'll treat you to a meal.
Yes, please do.
How about you, Yama-san?
Yes, that's right. I'm really bad at improvising.
That's right. When you were improvising, you were completely facing down.
You looked like you were bad at it, but you overcame it.
Yes, I'm glad. Thank you.
How about you, Sayoshita-san?
Yes, I'm bad at everything, but...
No, it's not like that.
It was fun.
You looked like you were having fun.
You were winning, weren't you?
Ah, you were winning.
Yama... Yama-san, huh?
No, you're wrong.
You're wrong.
How about you, Handakote?
Ah, Handakote, right?
You were doing it, weren't you?
Handakote...
Eh...
No, no...
What?
No, no...
Wait, what? There's someone who looks like a shadow.
No, no...
Shimo-shimo... Shimo-shimo Kasube.
Kasube, that's enough.
There's nowhere for you to touch, so that's why you're called Shimo-shimo Kasube.
It's Shimo-no-yuki for a reason.
How about you, Shimo-san?
It was fun.
Of course, I don't want to practice how Satchan enters.
That's true.
Please do that.
You did it for an hour, but how was it?
Yes, I was really nervous about what would happen, but...
After the survey, the staff helped me with what projects I wanted to do and what projects I didn't want to do.
They also made me do pranks.
It was an accident that I was asked to do it.
No, not at all.
On the contrary.
Today's song, so with those good feelings of yours...
Yes.
Please put them in an impromptu song.
No, no, it's funny.
Please do it.
It's funny!
You wanted to do an impromptu song?
No, no, it's not like that.
It was decided.
Yes, it was decided.
Let's do it.
Here is the song.
Please do it.
She got caught!
It's kind of fun.
What is it? What is it? I was surprised.
It was fun.
I was surprised.
What is it? What is it?
I wanted to do an impromptu song.
You were surprised? I see.
That's right.
It was fun.
Everyone, thank you very much.
It was decided that the script would have a greeting at the end, right?
Yes, I was surprised.
I'm glad.
I would like to receive that correct script in the future.
Okay, let's do it one last time.
One, two...
Sakaguchi Riko's "Hokkaido"!
Thank you for listening!
Thank you!
You love it, don't you?