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HKT48's "Hokarina"!
I won't fall in love with you!
H.K.T. Portierta's new single "Hakata River Rain Hole" is being broadcast live!
And this time, Hanna and Vivian from Draft2 are appearing for the first time!
How are you two? Are you nervous?
We are very nervous!
When we rehearsed, Hanna and Vivian were nervous.
My stomach and stomach are in trouble.
Really?
You are strong!
Let's do our best!
Have you seen me before?
No!
No?
No!
No?
No!
Do you know me?
I've heard of you!
Really?
I've never seen you before!
No!
Okay, let's introduce ourselves!
Speaking of 2016's "et", it's "osaru-san" (monkey)
We will try our best to become cute "osaru-san" and introduce ourselves!
Okay, I'll put on my earphones.
Okay, starting with me!
I'm a monkey, but I don't like bananas.
I'm H.K.T.48 3rd year research student, Kurihara Saru!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm Hakata's Hazuki!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Vivian from Goma Prefecture and I'm 15 years old!
I'm Watsuoka Hana and I'm doing my best today!
I'm Yuri Yamashita!
I love bananas!
I'm Riko Mori and I'm Marina Yamana.
Let me introduce you to the wonderful comedians who are going to liven up the show with us!
This is their third appearance!
They are known for their bad speech and big noses!
Please welcome them!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Isn't it weird?
Their bad speech and big noses!
I'm still being monitored so I don't think their big noses mean anything.
They don't mean anything!
There is evil in their introductions.
I heard that they didn't leave any results last time.
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Don't say it!
Why did you call me?
You're so dry.
What are you talking about?
What is it?
Don't say it in a funny way!
Let's move on!
This show is a show where you can see not only the faces of HKT48 members but also other members' new faces!
The members who worked the hardest today will receive an MVF award!
Good luck!
This is the first episode of New Year's broadcast.
Yes!
So, first of all, let's start with New Year's greetings for Komiya Onii-chan.
Eh? Onii-chan?
You're calling me Onii-chan?
I'm a man in my 20s. Please treat me well.
Do it!
Is there anything more welcome than this?
No, no, Onii-chan...
No, just in case...
Please!
What are you talking about?
Yes, yes, yes...
Then I'll do it! I can't help it!
You can't help it!
No, it's fine!
Let's go! We'll go one step at a time!
First, let's start with Kurihara-san!
Yes!
As Onii-chan, right?
Yes, Onii-chan.
Kurihara-san, please!
Komiya Onii-chan...
This year...
What? Wait a minute!
What? What? You can't laugh!
What? What? No, wait!
You're a professional, you can't laugh!
Wait! No matter how you look at it, you're a grandpa!
Grandpa!
Stop it!
You can't say that to Onii-chan in that pose!
Grandpa, don't look down on me!
Then, Kurihara-san, please!
Komiya Onii-chan...
This year...
I'll do my best with cooking...
Will you eat my cooking?
What?!
Okazuma-chan, would you like to go next?
Yes.
Okazuma-chan, please!
Komiyama-nii-chan, let's practice together again this year!
There's a bit of a distance there!
Come a little closer!
What's up with you, Komiyama-chan?
Okazuma-chan, would you like to go next?
Yes!
Okazuma-chan, please!
Komiyama-nii-chan, how much money will you give me this year?
You're energetic!
You're so energetic!
Komiyama-chan, would you like to go next?
Yes!
Okazuma-chan, please!
Komiyama-chan, let's play together again this year!
Wow, that's simple!
Simple! That's the best!
Okazuma-chan, would you like to go next?
Yes!
Okazuma-chan, please!
Wait a second!
No!
No, that's right!
That's what's coming out of my heart!
What is it?!
When I stand here, I can't help but laugh!
I'm not doing anything weird!
Why is he making such a serious face?!
He's just standing normally like this!
Why is he making me laugh?!
This is strange! He's just standing like this!
Okazuma-san, please!
He's laughing!
Hey, no, no, no, no.
- Hey, seriously! - That is awful.
That's enough, enough.
That is awful. I can't see anything.
It's not like that.
You have to overcome that.
- Now, Yokoda. - Eh, is that fine?
- Yes. - This isn't your turn.
- We can't decide here. - No.
We can only choose "k".
Now, Yokoda.
That's too far.
Is it? Is it okay?
It's not a plan to catch you.
No.
Are you okay?
I'll do it.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, Yamada-san, please do it!
What is it?
You can't broadcast it!
What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey!
I'm not doing anything!
Hey, hey, hey! I'm not doing anything!
Today, let's have the members announce their aspirations for 2016!
Let's start with Kurihara-san!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Yes, then this box, please draw a lottery and become a written character and announce your aspirations for this year!
Now, what will come out?
What do you think?!
What is it?!
Baby...
First of all, please become a baby and announce your aspirations for this year!
Go ahead!
Umm...
This year...
I'll do my best with more confidence, babu!
Kumiya-san!
How was it?!
It's like you're an alien calling yourself a baby.
"I am..." like that.
Huh? Did you choose an alien?
It's a baby.
Baby, baby.
Now, let's move on to the first guest!
Here he is!
"You don't need a cup of tea when you're talking," Mune-kun Talk!
Yes, yes, yes.
How was it?!
Okazawa-chan, do you have confidence in your talk?!
I don't!
You don't?!
I don't have confidence in my talk!
That's right!
Well...
Well, it's a story like that, so it's good news!
From now on, the members will talk according to the topic,
but you don't need to have confidence in your talk!
That's kind of you!
That's right! As long as you're cute, it's ok!
Wow!
I'm happy!
It's not "wow"!
I'm happy!
Listen to a story without confidence!
I just did a cutesy and bit.
Brain and mouth are synchronized well.
- Front teeth... - Front teeth don't matter.
- I just want to say it. - Front teeth don't matter.
- Do you have front teeth? - Yes, I do.
- I'm just betting on it. - I'm serious.
- I know. - By the way...
By the way, you will judge whether the talk was cute or not.
- Anyway, please do a cute talk. - Yes.
Then, let's move on to the first talk theme.
The first talk theme is...
"Recently failed stories".
You don't have to be careful.
- Who has failed stories? - Me!
- Talk... - Good. You're energetic.
You don't have to fall.
- I don't have to fall. - Then...
- Claire, will you say it? - Yes!
The story is...
- When we boarded the Shinkansen the other day... - I see.
- I fell on my back on the Shinkansen, didn't I? - Yes, you did.
I wanted to take it down, so I pulled the lever...
But the lever of Hana Matsuoka next to me was pulled...
And Hana fell down.
- That's cute. - That's cute.
- And? - And?
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- No, no. - No, no.
You're just making it up at the end.
- You're just making it up at the end. - It's not that. I'm sorry!
- Rena-chan, Komiya-san, I'm saying this... - Not my parents!
- It's not like that! - Already?
- It's still not like that. - Well, it's not like "it's not like that" but...
- It's not your parents so... If it was your mother's parents, you would have listened.
- But when it's a variety show... - You're making it up!
- It's over. - He's fighting so much. - It's over.
- I'll give you this in front of you later. - Thank you.
- No, you can't. - Komiya-san, thank you.
- I wish I was like you, Komiya-san.
What's up with you?
There you go, cute!
Yay! Thank you.
If you twist it, it'll bend more and more.
Anyone else?
Yes!
Yamashita-san.
I thought my dad was walking in front of me.
When I said "Dad", he was a completely different person.
And...
Wait, wait, wait!
That's boring!
You're trying to trick me!
Well, well, well.
That's no good.
Yamashita-san, you say it's boring, but what do you think?
What's this?
What time is it?
I wish it was you who was walking in front of me.
What if it's Komiya-oniichan?
Say "what if it's Komiya-oniichan"!
What if it's Komiya-oniichan?
Okay!
Is that okay?
That's okay.
Anyone else?
Bibiya.
Yes!
This is something I failed to say, but...
The other day, I went to an "s" convenience store.
"s" convenience store.
I went to a certain convenience store.
And I gave out a wrong "f" convenience store point card!
"f"!
I see.
Komiya-san, please give us your verdict!
Yay!
She's cute!
She's not cute.
She has a variety of skills.
Are you not used to doing "tehe"?
"Tehe" is intense!
Her hair is like "bang"!
Let's move on to the next topic.
The topic is...
"Recent happy stories".
Who has a happy story?
Matsuo-chan!
At the same period of time, there was another girl named Maria Imamura.
I was happy that only the three of us were able to appear on the same show.
I see!
"Tehe"!
"Tehe" is out!
That's weird!
Everyone is trying to fool us with "tehe"!
"Tehe" is not all-purpose!
Everyone will say "bohe"!
Poor thing!
What is it?
She's in a bad mood!
What is it?
I'm glad that Kamio-nii-chan was able to appear with us.
She's cute!
She's simple!
She's easy to handle!
She's simple!
What is "tehe"?
She was angry about "what is it?"
She's in a bad mood!
Let's move on to...
"Recent happy stories".
Yamada-san!
Recently, there's a member I'm really close with.
Her name is Tanaka Miku-chan.
Whenever we meet, we hug.
I'm really happy about that!
She's cute!
"Tehe"!
She's cute!
She's fast!
I'm getting shy!
I think it's a good thing!
Okamura-chan, do you want to say something more?
Yeah! I was able to eat "nasubi" and "pima" (green pepper) recently.
Nasu...
Kyappi?
Cute!
It's a little off topic.
But I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy to give you a cute pet frog.
I've never been able to eat it before.
Oh, really?
Nasubi.
I was watching a dance video on my phone.
I wanted to memorize it, but I couldn't.
I threw it on the bed and it bounced back and hit my forehead.
And I got a head start!
Toho!
You did it!
You're cute!
Thank you!
Your bangs!
It's not that dirty, but "hoho"!
"Hoho"!
It's a story of failure, but "hoho"!
"Hoho"!
It's not easy!
Then, someone else! Then, Yamada-san!
Yes!
When I was walking outside, I stepped on gum with my new favorite shoes!
Oh!
I'm so mad!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Instead of talking, you're looking at me at the end!
You're thinking about what you're going to do at the end!
Don't you think about it at the end?
You can't see anything while you're talking!
You're always thinking about what you're going to do at the end!
At the end...
Then, someone else!
Yes!
Then, Clea-san!
Yes! When my grandmother came over the other day...
Yes!
She brought me a blueberry pie!
Oh! That's amazing!
And...
The next day...
Even though I didn't eat a single bite, it was gone!
Puska! Puska!
That's fast! That's fast!
That's fast!
Puska! Puska! Puska!
I did it!
Lastly, someone.
Matsuko-chan.
I have a senior whom I like.
One of them said "I took a picture with you", and I was proud of it.
It's simple.
You're in my way!
Is it okay?
It's not a big cut.
It's simple.
It's weird.
I see.
Everyone is cute.
Yay! Yay!
Everyone is cute.
I'm happy. Yay!
Some people are different.
I didn't meet Vivian.
I'm sure you like her.
I bought her.
I bought her until then.
I'm sure you like her.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
What? Really?
I've never seen an old man like you on TV.
That's all for today.
Thank you for watching.
Now, let's announce the winners of 2016.
Please draw lots.
One, two...
Ouch.
One, two...
Oh!
What?
What is it?
Insurance teacher!
Isn't it the most difficult one?
Please be an insurance teacher and tell us your goal for this year.
I will be cute for you.
Wow!
Amazing!
Ms. Komiya, how was it?
It was great.
I'd like to go to the insurance office even if I have to use my baldness.
Please take care of me.
It's well-received.
Here is today's project.
Miko-san-jo deciding match
Now, let's welcome the main characters, Miko-san and others.
- So, what do you think, Komiya-san? - It's good, isn't it? I can't stand it anymore!
- Then, I'll explain the rules. - What should we do?
- From now on, the six Miko-sans will show their confession lines one by one. - Yes.
- The judges will be the audience. - Oh, the audience.
- Those who have already confessed, please raise your hand. - Oh, isn't it good?
- In the end, the Miko-san who confessed to the most number of people will shine in the future.
- So, are you confident? - Yes!
- I confessed to Miko-san! - Oh, that's great!
- You're the most cheerful one. - Yes, I'm happy.
- Then, let's start with Hana-chan. - Yes!
- Please stand by. - Yes!
- Stand by, Hana-chan.
- She's doing what she didn't want to do.
- Hana-chan, you're studying with that in mind, aren't you?
- Including that? - Yes, including that.
- Then, Hana-chan, are you ready? - Yes!
- Then, let's start Hana-chan Matsumoto's confession line.
[Hana-chan Matsumoto's confession line]
Please do your best for the exam.
Ah, um...
Can I cheer for you up close?
[Hana-chan Matsumoto's confession line]
How is it?
Cute!
Then, please give your response.
Here you go!
Yay!
Wow!
Ninety...five points!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Isn't it high, Ayase?
From the beginning...
Yay!
High score!
The first one was embarrassing.
The first one, right?
The first one might have worked.
Yeah, that one too...
Yeah...
Suddenly, in front of the camera, like this...
[Hana-chan Matsumoto's confession line]
Then, will you do it, Unagawa-san?
Yes!
[Unagawa-san's confession line]
Then, stand by...
Ninety-five...
You have to turn your eyes up.
Ninety-five...
Hana-chan, it doesn't seem like you can do it.
Did you do it?
Are you okay with it?
Then, let's do it.
Vivian's confession line, please!
[Vivian's confession line]
Love...
Yeah...
It's a love charm, right?
Yes, go ahead!
But...
If you get a girlfriend...
I'll be jealous!
How is it?
Steadily, please!
Go ahead!
Yay!
You're kind!
No way!
One, two...
Two points!
But...
Um...
The people who are wearing my birthday T-shirt aren't raising their shoulders...
What's going on?
Why?
Is it no good?
I did my best! It's okay!
You did your best!
I did my best!
I'm glad!
The movement is a little intense...
It's scary!
It's too violent!
It's horror, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next one!
Next up is Yamashita-san!
Yes!
Please stand by!
I see...
It's hard to get two points...
Two points...
You're all fans of him, aren't you?
I can't have him as a fan...
Were you at a level where you could memorize his face?
I can remember his face!
Okay, are you ready to stand by?
Yes!
Let's begin! Yamashita-san's confession performance!
Please go ahead!
Yamashita-san's confession performance!
Happy first anniversary!
Mochibito Kitaru...
Is that about me?
You're cute!
With that, Kintokitakara-san, please give us your gold medal!
Wow!
Huh? No, one person!
98 gold points!
Wow!
This is wonderful!
Wow!
The person who didn't give it to me earlier...
Wow!
Huh?
It can't be helped, right?
I didn't think you'd be featured.
Okay, next up is Okazo-chan, please go ahead!
Okay!
"Ni"?
"Zashikiwarashi"?
Sounds like "zashikiwarashi".
I can't help but say "zashikiwarashi" myself.
Okay, are you ready to stand by?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, let's begin!
Okado-chan's confession performance! Please go ahead!
Akari's confession performance!
What did you ask God for?
If you want her, I'll give you to Him right now!
(A everyone)
That's unfair!
Please decide now!
We're off, we're off, we're off.
Oh!
That one!
It's here!
That one!
99...
99 points!
99! I said it!
99! 99 points!
So there wasn't one who raised it?
There wasn't one who raised their eyes.
So the person over there raised their eyes.
- Stop it! - That's harsh!
- Okay, next up is Clea-san! - Yes!
- Please go ahead. - Okay.
- You know, if you become the first ever queen, you'll only get 100 points, right? - Oh, really?
- Clea-san... - Well, you still have a chance, right?
- No, I don't. - I'm sorry!
- Who's saying what?! - Please change your stance!
- You're amazing! - You're 97 points behind me!
- But... - That's weird...
- Okay, next up is... - Stop it! - You're 97 points behind me! - I'm sorry! - You're 97 points behind me! - You're 97 points behind me!
- Okay, are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's begin Clea-san's national anthem! - Please go ahead!
- I guess fortune was on my side...
- But, well, it can't be helped.
- After all, you've made me so absorbed in myself...
- That's cute! - That's great!
- Isn't that great?!
- Well, please announce the result!
- Huh?! You're lying, you're lying!
- You're pretty strict! - This is subtle...
- You're 49 points behind me!
- Was it at the end? - I bumped into the camera at the end.
- You bumped into the camera at the end. - You look really happy!
- You're losing! You're losing overwhelmingly! - No, I'm not losing!
- Wait, you're talking to someone who's only in the first digit! - That's right!
- It's completely different! - At the end, Yamada - san!
- Yes! - If you don't get 100 points, you can't win, okay? - Yes!
- I'll do my best! - Standby, please! - I'll definitely get 100 points!
- Don't give up! - That's right! - Because I'm already here!
- What are you saying? Do you know what I'm saying? - The atmosphere is like that...
- It's bad for your health, so don't make that face!
- Okay, are you ready? - Ah... yes!
- What's going on?!
- Okay, let's go! Yamada-san, please play the music!
- Here we go!
- It's a lucky draw, right?
- Wait, Onii-chan! Didn't I tell you not to come?!
- Geez, Jiro-jiro, don't look!
- I'll give you a date after this, so wait for me, okay?
- How was it?! How was it?! - It was good! It was good!
- So cute!
- Okay, let's see the results! Here we go!
- Woah! It's here! It's here! It's here!
- Ninety... eight! Nine points!
- That was close!
- It was good in the end, but...
- The first shrine maiden is...
- Hokazono-chan!
- Okay, and lastly for Hokazono-chan...
- Please show us your winning phrase!
- This way? This way?
- It's winning.
- Oh, it's this way.
- Which one?
- It's Komiya-san again!
- Please show us your winning phrase!
Thank you for being my girlfriend!
Let's have a good relationship!
Next, let's have Hana-chan Matsuoka announce her 2016 goal!
Please show us your winning phrase!
Cats!
I don't like cats!
She doesn't like cats!
Please be a cat and tell us your goal for this year!
I'll be safe this year, meow!
How about you, Tomiya-san?
That's surprisingly realistic!
I'll be safe this year, meow!
Meow!
I couldn't think of anything like that!
Cats are too cute!
Next, let's have Vivian announce her 2016 goal!
Yes, I'm Vivian!
Please play the music!
Meow!
Yes!
Kindergarten teacher!
Please be a kindergarten teacher.
Please be a kindergarten teacher and tell us your goal for this year!
I want Vivian to know more about Vivian!
How about you, Tomiya-san?
Um...
She's doing it like a kid!
Um...
Isn't it realistic?
Am I fat? Thank goodness!
But you're cute, so let's forgive you!
Thank you!
What is it? What is it at this hour?
Here is the next guest!
Miko-san's "Happy New Year!"
From now on, the six Miko-sans will say words of thanks and healing to the audience for their worries and injuries.
Can you do it?
I joined Japan too, so it's fine!
If you're healed, you'll receive a "thank you" card.
Thank you.
If you're not healed, you'll receive a "change" card.
Change?!
Change!
If you receive a "change" card,
another Miko-san will heal you in your place.
I want it!
If you want someone else's card, don't be greedy.
That's right.
Don't be greedy.
Shall we start?
Let's start with the first person.
Tomo-san!
Which one of you is here?
In front of you...
Tomo-kun.
Tomo-kun!
You're happy, aren't you?
Tomo-kun.
What's wrong?
Did you get hurt?
I started exercising every day, but I got injured that day.
That's funny!
How did you get hurt?
My ankle hurt and I couldn't walk anymore.
He walked!
Who wants to heal Tomo-san?
Me!
Vivian, would you like to go?
Yes!
Will you go?
Yes!
Tomo-san, would you like to say a few words of healing?
If you hurt your ankle again, I'll hold you up and take you home!
Can you do it?
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you!
Vivian is welcome!
You're welcome!
Thank you!
Thank you for your time!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
But you don't look like you want to say "thank you" at all.
I didn't look like I wanted to say it, but is it okay? Is it okay?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Alright, alright, alright.
Moving on...
Mr. Kosshi!
Which one of you is it?
Mr. Kosshi!
It's not just "Kosshi"!
It's not "kun" or anything like that!
Mr. Kosshi!
Mr. Kosshi, what's wrong?
It's been a while since I measured my height, and it's shrunk by 3cm.
That's sad!
How tall are you?
I'm 25 years old.
You're 25?!
But...
Alright, who wants to heal their worries?
Alright, Ms. Yamashita!
Yes!
Alright, Ms. Kosshi, please say something to heal them!
Recently, I've also shrunk by 3cm,
so we're the same height!
Thank you!
Is this true?
It's true! It's true!
I've shrunk from 163cm to 160cm!
Thank you for saying that!
It seems like you have a lot of worries!
Alright, moving on...
Ms. Yassir!
Ms. Yassir, which one of you is it?
Oh, Ms. Yassir!
Ms. Yassir, what happened?
The other day, when I asked a customer,
a 4-year-old girl said,
Ah, sir, my nose hair is white.
That's tough!
It's tough just to say it!
Nose hair...
White nose hair...
Can you fix it?
Can you?
Alright, who wants to heal their worries?
Yes!
Alright, Ms. Yamashita!
Yes!
Alright, Ms. Yassir, please say something to heal them!
I'm sure your white nose hair won't stand out!
So, did Yasu's emotions change?
Change!
You're greedy!
Yasu's "change"!
Yasu's "change" came out!
Yasu-san, which shrine maiden would you like to hear Yasu's words?
I'm Vivian, and I've been doing this for a while now.
Well, well, let's wait and see, Yasu!
Let's wait and see!
Let's make it a host! Let's make it a host!
Let's make it a host!
So, Yasu-san, Yasu-san, your words, please!
Yasu-san's white nose hair, I'll fix it for you!
Yay!
This is amazing!
What is this?
I didn't know either!
With only two points!
Yes, I'm glad!
Thank you!
What was that "two points" just now?
Please forget about it!
Next up is Akane-san!
Akane-san, which shrine maiden would you like to hear?
The first one!
Akane-san!
So, Akane-san, what happened?
Well, my new skirt got bitten by a dog before I wore it.
Oh, no!
I'm sad!
I've never worn it before!
I see!
So, who can heal this problem?
Me!
So, Matsuoka-chan, would you like to go?
Yes!
So, Akane-san, your words of healing, please!
Let's go on a trip with the flowers!
Yay!
Oh no!
This is bad!
It's been like this since the beginning.
It's so fast! Thank you!
Yay!
That's why I love you, Hana-chan!
I love you! I love you!
Anything goes!
The game didn't stop for a second.
What's wrong, Yamamoto-san?
You're so unfair!
What's wrong, Yamamoto-san?
I don't think you should do that.
You're so mean!
It's okay.
Let's hear what they have to say first.
Let's continue.
Tocchan-san.
Tocchan!
Tocchan.
Tocchan, what happened?
Recently, I'm getting older,
so it's hard for me to see things around me.
I see!
I saw a price list at the supermarket,
but I bought something expensive by mistake.
I see!
Since then, I've been falling down where there's nothing.
I see!
Who can heal this illness?
Yes!
Okay, Cleo-san!
Yes!
Okay, Tocchan.
Tocchan.
Please say something to heal this illness.
In that case...
Contact!
Thank you!
The most... you know...
What?
There's nothing.
There's nothing!
What's wrong with you?!
That's why you said "contact".
It's like watching a commercial.
Okay, last one!
Okay, next up is Onon-san!
Onon-san!
Onon!
Oh, Onon-kun!
Onon-kun!
Why is it only Onon-san?
Ah!
Everyone said "Onon-san!"
What happened?
Onon-san...
Next year, I can't set goals of making a girlfriend.
Today, I'm energetically being an otaku.
It's good, right?
I see.
Then, who can heal this trouble?
Yes!
Hokazono-chan, will you do it?
Yes!
Then, please say something to heal Onon-san.
I'll be your girlfriend, so it's okay, right?
I love you! I love you!
How is it? I love you!
I love you!
How is it?
It's not a lie! It's not a lie!
It's impossible!
It's not a lie!
Bye-bye!
Eh? Is this broadcasted on TV?
It's a shock!
Eh? Really?
Time's up!
It's true, right?
You're persistent!
Thank you, Hokazono-chan!
Then, Ono-san, you've already done it.
Then, is it true, Hokazono-chan?
No...
Eh?!
You're strong!
You know it!
That's all for Ono-san's HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Next, Yamashita-san, please announce your goal for 2016!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Then, please draw your card!
There's only two left, right?
Little sister!
Then, please become a little sister!
Yes!
Then, please become a little sister and announce your goal for this year!
Oniichan!
I...
will make my presence stronger!
Komiya-san, how was it?
Was my presence weak?
Ah, it was pretty weak.
Ah, I see...
What a sad story...
Komiya-san, you've become a little sister!
Eh?! Do you hate me?
I don't hate you, but...
Yes, yes...
What is it?
Then, here's the last card!
Get over Komiya and get your handsome lines back!
That's right!
Handsome?
Actually, we did this segment in our last recording.
But Komiya-san ruined it.
She hid it.
It's a little easier to understand. Look at this.
Komiya-san and her members will choose the lines that Komiya-san chose from the handsome lines that the men said.
And Komiya-san will get hit by those lines.
No way!
No one chose Komiya-san's lines.
It's a salty segment.
Why did you find out?
The lines of "kabedon" are "can I steal your lips like this?"
And there are many other lines like "this is the calmest place on earth"
But Komiya-san's last line is "ze"
It's easy to understand.
"Ze" has a surprise mark, but it's Komiya.
I see!
It's easy to understand.
But in the end, it's a salty segment.
But I changed my mind today.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
Are you confident?
If I get hit...
I don't know what you'll do.
If I get hit, I'll get angry.
It can't be helped.
I'll solve it myself.
Let's start.
First, Yamada-san and Hana-chan.
Here is the theme of "ikemen" lines.
What is it?
"ikemen" "kabedon" lines.
Wait!
If I get hit, I'll get "kabedon"?
No!
You can't!
It's decided.
You can't do it.
I'm serious.
We had "kabedon" before.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
kabedon
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I'll do it.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
No, no, I'll do it diagonally up.
Okay, let me announce the three handsome lines you said when you were kabedoned.
Oh, no!
First, line A is...
Don't look at other countries!
You don't know this one, do you?
Next, line B is...
Sorry, I might have fallen in love with you.
"Might"?
I don't know yet.
"Sorry"?
I don't know yet.
You don't know yet, do you?
"Sorry"?
I don't know yet.
Next, line C is...
It's okay if you only look at me.
"Sorry"?
I don't know this one!
"Sorry"?
No, no! I really don't want to do it!
I really don't want to do it!
Okay, let's see the three handsome lines you said when you were kabedoned.
Singing time, start!
Wait, this is...
You're good at this.
I'm proud of you.
Yay!
This is going to cost you your life, isn't it?
This is difficult.
It's not that bad.
Scary!
A and C are similar.
Yeah, they're similar.
I'm sorry about line B.
Wait, wait, wait.
How will it turn out?
Is it A?
No.
Is it B?
No.
Is it C?
No.
Line C!
It's not C, it's C!
Is there anyone who knows kabedon?
Okay, everyone, are you ready?
Open your cards!
Ta-dah!
A, C, A, A!
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, no!
So...
Wait, could it be?
If B is Komiya-san's line, it's a safe bet, right?
That's right, that's right.
Please.
I see.
I'd like to announce the answer with her own performance.
Okay, let's start with Yamada-san.
Okay, please show us your performance!
Sorry, I think I've fallen in love with you.
This is terrible!
No way!
One more time! One more time! One more time!
But I can't do it alone!
So, it's A or C!
Will Tokozano-chan do kabedon alone?
Or will the three of you do kabedon?
So, Matsuoka Hana-chan's real acting!
Please!
That's all for you!
Komiya-san's choice is...
A!
But we can't do it together, can we?
I did it!
Those of you who chose A, please come forward.
Clear-san...
Why are you trying to break it?
Me? Let's go together.
Please line up over here.
What should I do? What should I do?
Where do you want to go?
Oh, this way.
Amazing!
Komiya-san has learned a new skill!
Do your best!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let's see Komiya-san's handsome line!
Don't look at other men!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's too big! No, no!
It's not a Kabedon!
It's not like you can throw it!
It's not a Kabedon!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
The moment you hit it, you couldn't see it!
Now, a group of people have been born!
Yes, that's right.
Okazuma-chan and Vivian!
It's not a Kabedon!
It's not like you can throw it!
Now, this is the theme of the handsome line that the three men have come up with!
Handsome "nejipoke" line!
What is it? What is it?
"nejipoke" is when a man holds a woman's hand and twists it!
My eyes are already bad!
It's bad to say it!
My eyes are bad!
Thank you! Thank you!
"nejipoke", right?
Now, when we say "nejipoke", we will announce the handsome lines that the three men have come up with!
First of all, A!
Wow, it's already like that!
Scary!
Next, B!
Here it is!
You can put anything in your pocket!
Wow, it's kind of scary!
Now, and C is here!
I only like this hand of yours!
Danger Word "daze"
The members might be using it on purpose!
That's right!
I don't know!
Let's see what the members have come up with!
"daze" time, start!
What should we do?
I use "daze" quite a lot.
"daze" is not good.
What should we do?
"nejipo" has not been used that much.
It's my first time using "nejipo"!
It's your first time using "nejipo", isn't it, Komiya-san?
It's my first time using "nejipo", isn't it, Komiya-san?
She's serious about it.
Are you ready?
Let's see what you've come up with!
A, B, B, B!
I see!
Did you all think it was "C"?
Wait!
What should we do?
I don't know!
No, no.
The members...
What is it?
The members should write down what they want to say.
That's right.
It's not "C", right?
Let's start with Okazono-chan.
Please!
Let's start with Okazono-chan.
I like only your hand.
Go!
Don't open it!
Don't!
It's a fake!
But there are three of us!
Everyone, get ready for a twist.
There are three of us!
Wait!
It's A or B!
It's definitely A or B!
It's A or B!
Let's start with Vivian!
Here is what Vivian has come up with!
I like only your hand!
Look at this face!
I'm crazy about you!
It's been a while!
I'm going to cry!
I'm glad you're happy!
It's my second time!
You two get along well!
Your hands match!
Can you put your hands together?
Can you at least put your wrists together?
How about your fingers?
Not your wrists?
Your hands!
Let's do it together!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
You can put anything in your pocket!
I can't put it in!
Use your strength!
Hurry up!
Put it all in!
Time's up!
It's like a curse!
Don't say it from your pocket!
You're as strong as a man!
You were strong!
Lastly, we have Clear and Yamashita!
It's safe!
Let's have fun!
It's safe!
This is the theme of "Handsome Guys Who Are Told Not to Go"!
"Handsome Guys Who Are Told Not to Go"!
"Not to go" means this!
This is the best!
"Not to go" means, when Kimura Takeru-san hugs Ishida Shikari-san from behind,
girls gently hug their lonely backs.
This gesture is called "not to go".
I don't care if it's "not to go" anymore.
I don't like it anymore.
This is the most dangerous action.
Three handsome guys' lines.
I'd like to announce A first.
A is this.
Can we sleep together like this?
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
And B is this.
Are you cold? I'll open it for you.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
And C is this.
See? Are you relieved? I'll hug you from now on, too.
You unified them with "zen".
I don't like "zen" at all!
Let's talk about it with three of us.
What?
This is a backstabbing.
I don't like "zen" at all!
I'm stupid, so I wouldn't have thought of it like that.
Yamashita-san, Yamashita-san, you're being punished one more time.
Now, let's see the handsome guys' lines that the members have come up with.
Singing time, start!
Ta-dah!
This is difficult!
I don't know.
I think I know what it is.
You know?
I don't know.
This is a sight.
I know what it is.
It's "nanodaki", isn't it?
You'll be completely hugged.
I don't know.
It's this.
I don't know at all.
I really don't know.
Really... Eh, what should I do?
What are you looking at, this person?
That's nice.
Now, let's open the cards!
Ta-dah!
C is this!
Now, one of you will be "nanodaki"ed by Komiya- san!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
Well, I'd like to announce it with her own voice!
Well, "nanodaki"ed by Komiya-san, please announce it with your voice!
Are you cold? I'll warm you up and break you!
Stop it!
Out of position!
Are you cold? I'll warm you up and break you!
No!
No, I really don't want it!
Well, A or C?
One of you or both of you?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What should I do?
I'm scared!
Since you're MCs, you should get closer!
What kind of juniors do you have?
It doesn't make much sense!
Hey, I don't like it!
It's fine, it's fine!
Since you two can't get along, right?
Is that so?
If it's A, Vivian will do it alone!
No!
Do your best!
That's right!
I'd like to ask for A or C!
Yamashita-san, will you do it?
It's this, right?
I'm sorry!
It's C!
Well, Yamashita-san...
Please announce the handsome guy you were told to do it with!
See?
This is the most important!
C!
Vivian, I'm already here!
Vivian, look behind you! I'm already here!
Go for it!
I'm already here!
Go for it, Vivian!
Vivian, you can't do it! You can't do it!
If you do it like that, you won't be on TV!
You can do it!
Eh, is this for real?
It's not for real, Vivian.
Eh, I'm scared of TV!
It's not for real, Vivian.
Anyway, A was correct, so...
Nice, I'm jealous! I wanted you to hug me too!
Go for it, Vivian!
Ewasa-san, you go first!
No!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!
Why?!
You'll do it three times, so it's fine!
I'm happy!
If you do it twice, you won't be scared!
Then, Vivian, you actually won't do it.
Are you ready? Are you mentally prepared?
S-sit down.
Please sit down.
I-I'll do my best!
Are you ready?
That chair is fine.
It's fine, it's fine!
That chair is fine!
Then, Komiya-san, from behind you...
Please do the "Naruto" theme song!
Sounds good!
Can we sleep together like this?
Violent crime! Violent crime!
Violent disorganized crime!
The chair is rotating!
And that's it for today!
How was it, everyone?
It was great!
Vivian, how was it?
Well... I'm tired.
The rolling hook was fun.
The rolling hook was no good.
And you were all screaming and getting on my nerves.
We're human beings, you know.
That's it for today!
This has been Kimetsu no Kizuna, and Vivian Kimetsu!
Lastly, Yamada-san, please tell us your goal for 2016!
Okay!
Please draw your card!
What is it?
A maid!
Please be a maid and tell us your goal for this year!
This year, I will do my best to make my master happy!
I see!
Komiya-san, how was it?
I want to go to a maid cafe!
I want to go there!
How much is it?
One hour and 10,000 yen is okay?
That's expensive!
But I'll go!
You'll go?
That's it for today's ending!
Here is the last one!
Who is it?!
Hokamina MVF!
Who is the MVP of this year?!
Let's announce it!
The MVP approved by Hokamina Kao Committee is...
Hokamina Kao!
This is...
This is not good!
This is not good at all!
How do you feel now that you've won MMF?
I'm proud of you.
Yes! Next time, I'd like to go hit someone with some kind of machine!
You can't hit anyone!
The winner of the first MMF was Vivian!
Thank you! Thank you!
So next time, Vivian's face panel will be colored!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Still?
Yay!
Still?
Yes! It was such a short time, but how did you like it, everyone?
Yay!
Yes! Let's meet again on January 26th!
And finally, I'd like to make a title call with you all!
H.K.T. Forte and...
H.K.T. Forte and... Mukamina!
Thank you!