AISubs v3.5
H.K.T. Hotate's "Hokamiya"!
Everyone, HKT48's new single "shikara shika", which was released on November 25th, has been released again today!
Of course you listened to it, didn't you?
Kouchi-na-san, please tell us about the charm of the new song in one word!
I'm excited!
"shikara shika"!
Yes! From today, December, "sappui saibun" will arrive in winter!
So, I'm going to announce and introduce myself!
First of all, from me...
Do you like Japanese food?
Wow, I'm shocked!
Yes, I'm Yamashita Emiri, a postgraduate student!
Yes, my specialty is "bamboo horse" and I'll do my best!
I'll ride a horse on your heart!
I'm Riko Riko Pan, Sakeuchi Riko!
I'm HKT48 Team Keiho's Riko Pan, Sakeuchi Riko!
I'm HKT48 Team Keiho's Shinoko, Sakeuchi Riko!
I'll ride a horse on your heart! I'm Riko Riko Pan, Sakeuchi Riko!
Let me introduce the people who will liven up the show with us!
It's good that we advanced to the King of Corn and final round,
but we didn't leave any footprints or impressions at all!
It's cold, it's cold, it's these two! Please come in!
Please! Please!
It's like this every time, but it's like this from Tokyo, you come here, and you come to Hakata, and you show off your BASE every time you appear, right?
Every time I'm bullied, it's easy!
Easy!
It's easy to come out!
Thank you!
Please don't do that, really! I'm doing my best, you know!
Then I'll leave it up to you!
I'll leave it up to you!
Please!
So, today as well, in order for HKT48's faces, other than Sassy's, to become Hakana's new faces,
the world will continue to appeal to you, so everyone, please do your best!
Yes!
And for the members who did their best today, we'll be adding a post-variable face MVM award!
Yay!
Oh, and by the way, we've already won it once...
Yes, once!
Okamoto and Oujina have won it once.
Yes, only once!
And this time, thanks to MVM, the face panel will be further upgraded!
Yes!
And for the next stage, we'll be having a Kammuri Corner!
Kammuri Corner!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best! I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
We've already won it twice...
Oh, you've already won it twice?
Yes!
Okada has already won it!
Yes!
I see!
Then what about the Kammuri Corner?
Yes, I've already done the Kammuri Corner!
Oh, you've done it!
Yes, I've done it!
Today!
Okada has done it!
Yes!
Today, if you do the Kammuri Corner...
Wow!
What kind of corner will it be?
Well...
How is it? Are you confident you'll get excited?
Of course I am!
Wow! Let's look forward to it!
Let's look forward to it!
Usually, when a member is confident, he doesn't get excited.
That's right!
It happens a lot.
Let's break this common sense today!
Yes!
Let's get excited!
Yes!
So, who will shine in this MVF?
Oh!
The chance time has suddenly come!
It has come!
Yes!
Actually...
No one will say it, but...
Actually, only you secretly think you're similar...
A famous person...
That...
Please say it to the camera!
Please say it!
Please!
You're both 100 years old...
But...
It will be interesting...
You're both 100 years old...
But...
It will be interesting...
Mr. Iseuro Sotomi!
Mr. Akenchi!
Mr. Angelina Jolie!
Ms. Kumiko Endo!
What have you been up to lately?
Domajime University's
Department of Science and Technology's
Large-Scale Music Department's
Project Announcement Meeting!
Have you checked your homework?
Yes!
Okay, Asuwa-kun!
Yes!
What is a word that sounds a little erotic?
serious
Okay, Yamashita-kun!
Yes!
What is a word that sounds a little erotic?
today
Okay, Okada-kun!
What is a word that sounds a little erotic?
Yes.
Thank you. I see. I understand.
Well, Asuwa-kun.
Yes.
What is a man's part that he secretly looks at even though it's embarrassing?
Tickling.
Well, Yamashita-kun.
What is a man's part that he secretly looks at even though it's embarrassing?
Eyes.
He ran away.
Well, Okada-kun.
What is a man's part that he secretly looks at even though it's embarrassing?
Snuggling.
The first game is "Don't make a fool of yourself and never make a fool of yourself"
- Some of you made a fool of yourselves. - No.
- No? Can't we make a fool of ourselves? - No.
- Kojina is the farthest away and she's the most surprised. - No.
- You're a little scared, aren't you? - No, not at all.
- Really? - Yes.
- "Don't make a fool of yourself and never make a fool of yourself" You can do it, right? - Yes.
- You can do it, right? - Let me go.
- Oh, I just made a fool of myself. I made a fool of myself on purpose. - Oh, you made a fool of yourself. That's no good.
- I made a fool of myself. - You made a fool of yourself, didn't you? - No, I didn't make a fool of myself.
- Now, you'll be separated into two teams and you'll have to explain what you can and can't do at the same time. - I see.
- Okay, let me go...
- It's cold!
- The most... - I can't do it!
- Kojina, you're making me hungry.
- You're the farthest away.
- I'm sure you can do it. - I'm sure you can do it.
- Okay, "don't make a fool of yourself and never make a fool of yourself"
- It's important to make a fool of yourself. - That's right.
- You can do it, right? - Yes.
- I'll be the judge. - Okay.
- The winning team will receive a wonderful gift. - Oh!
- Okay, please be happy. - This is also a contest. - That's right.
- It's a contest. - You'll have to express all your emotions.
- Okay, first of all, you'll be divided into two teams by lottery. - Yes.
- Okay, we'll start with this team. - Wow, there's something like this in it.
- No way! - Okay, then...
- Okay, everyone, listen carefully and hold it. - Yes.
- What is it? - Just one thing will make you nervous, okay? - Huh?
- Huh? Really?
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Okay, one, two, and...
- Ready! - Yes!
- Ready, set... - Okay!
- Okay, so Oyama-san's team and Ojizo-san's team... - Oh my goodness!
- Okay, so... - Should we line up?
- Oyama-san's team, please stand in front of me. - Okay, let's go.
- Oyama-san, this way. - Okay, we'll stand in between you two.
- Okay. - Oyama-san!
- Okay, we're divided like this! - Yes!
- I'd like to go first. - Who's going to win?
The first round will be blindfolded!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay! - Okay, we're standing by.
- Okay! - Let me explain.
- Each team will have one representative blindfolded. - Just one?
- You'll stand on this platform. - Okay!
- And you'll receive an unexpected attack from the enemy team. - I see!
- The enemy team will attack you. - I see!
- But don't do anything stupid! - Okay!
- Do you understand? - Yes!
- It's better for you to choose someone who's stronger than you. - That's right!
- And if you're too scared, don't stand up... - Wow!
- Is that okay? - Yes!
- That's terrible! - That's a big reaction!
- That's terrible!
- Okay, so far, the Ooyama team is at a disadvantage. - At a disadvantage!
- Okay, Vivi, please stand up. - I'm sorry! I'll stand up!
- It's important for Kojima to stand up. - That's right!
- Okay! - I'll stand up!
- Okay, so please choose one representative and stand on this platform! - Okay!
- Let's see... - Oh!
- Me! - Oh!
- It's decided! - Okay!
- Okada, you're pretty strong. Do you get scared easily?
- But I'm not scared of haunted houses at all. - Oh!
- I'm pretty strong against members who don't react at all. - Oh!
- I see! - Oh!
- It's surprising! - It's surprising!
- Right? - Yes!
- And this is Yamashita. - Yamashita is also pretty strong.
- Yes! I think so. - Really?
- You look strong! - Have confidence! Do your best!
- Um... - Yes!
- I'm not interested in anything, so I'll probably win. - Hahaha!
- No, that's a bit lonely! - Are you okay? Are you okay as a human being?
- I'm okay! - Oh, you're not interested in reacting or anything...
- That's right! - You're not interested in anything!
- That's right! - Oh, you're not interested in reacting or anything... - That's right!
- Oh, you're not interested in reacting or anything... - I'm strong! I'm the strongest!
- Yes, I see. - Yes, I see.
- Now, please cover your eyes! - Yes!
- So, the members of the other team are... - That's right!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's go to the other two! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Now, please get ready! - Yes!
- Now, the first attack you will receive is...
- This one!
- Oh!
- Okay, you can't say it. It's a secret. - It's a secret.
- Now, it's an attack against Oyama-san's team, right? - Yes.
- Okay. - Let's have them attack each other.
- Okay. - Let's do the judgment.
- Okay, I'll do the judgment. Now, it's an attack against Oyama-san's team.
- Ready, go! - Ready...
- Huh?
- Safe! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Wow!
- Wow!
- You just ate my ear lightly.
- No, my lips just came a little closer. I was surprised.
- Unfortunately, the MMUF is gone! - Hey! Hey! Don't do it! Don't do it!
- Hey! Don't do it! - It's okay. It's okay. I'll continue.
- What kind of attack will it be? - I don't know.
- Now, it's an attack against Oyama-san's team.
- Ready, go! - Ready...
- Huh?
- My lips... My lips...
- My lips...
- But...
- Safe! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Wow!
- So we didn't use it in the end. - Wow!
- How was it? - I'm glad, Neri-chan!
- I'm glad. - It's amazing. - I'm glad.
- Sakaguchi's... - Masaki-kun...
- Information thief... - What's wrong with you?!
- I ate your ears! - Ears?!
- Neri-chan, you scared me! - That...
- That's the only moment you got scared.
- "Eh? Am I going to get my ears eaten from now on?"
- Ah, yes! Let's move on to a different audience. - Don't do it!
- Please stand over there. - Don't use it in the end.
- I can't get used to it. - It's heavy, everyone.
- You have ambition. - Now, finally...
- She's wearing an eye mask. - Finally, Kojira's appearance is a weak point.
- Um... - Don't do it! - Please don't do it!
- Your face is out too! - Please don't do it!
- Look at her expression!
- Um, you're already out.
- Out! - Yes, yes. - Out.
- Now, eye mask. - I'm scared!
- Yes, next... - I'm scared!
- Here it is!
- Wow!
- Yes, that's it.
- Wow!
- It's a bad appearance scene.
- Now, let's do it at the same time, okay? - Yes.
- Start!
- Out!
- Don't do it!
- Out! - Whose is it?!
- What is it?! - Wait, wait. It stinks.
For now, the first round goes to Team Ojisou.
- It still stinks. - It still stinks, but...
- The teams are split up. - Yes, the teams are split up.
Yes, please. Let's move on to the second round.
- The second round is... - This is bad.
Let's see what's inside the bag!
The representatives of each team will come out.
- Yes. - We won't cover our eyes this time.
- Yes. - And we'll have two opponents, right?
- Yes. - And one of them will...
- ...try to steal the bag. - Ah, try to steal the bag from that person.
- Try to steal the bag. - Yes.
- And even if you get attacked... - ...with no reaction.
- I see. - Yes.
- We'll try to calm you down. - Calm you down.
- With no reaction. - That's right.
Okay, now...
- On your tables... - Yes.
- One person, please stand on your table. - Yes.
- Ouch. - Okay.
- Ah, now... - Your back looks weak.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Oh! - Ah!
- Yamashita looks strong! - She looks strong!
- Because she's not interested in you. - That's right!
- You're only around your seniors today, right? - Yes.
- But you're not interested in them, right? - I'm not interested in them.
- You're not interested in them. - I see.
- You're not interested in them, so you're the strongest. - I'm not interested in them.
- Now, are you ready? - Yes.
- How is it? - Yes.
- She's trying to pick out the strongest one. - Yes.
- She's consulting you. - Is it starting from here?
- Oh! - Hm?
- Is it starting from here?
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
- Ah, you can do it from here? - Yes.
- Ah, then let's start from here first. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Okay, then we'll start from this team. - Yes.
- Ready... - Start!
- Go! - Go!
- Recently... - Yes.
- Um... - Yes.
- I've been wearing really sexy underwear... - Yes.
- Using sexy underwear... - Yes.
- I've been wearing really sexy underwear... - Yes.
- From there... - Yes.
- Using a pretty tight line... - Yes.
Well... A lot of things overflowed...
- Isn't it too much blinking? - A lot of...
Isn't it too much blinking?
It's over. It's over.
Can you stand it?
- Can you stand it? - Yes.
- Ri-chan... - Yes.
- Often... - Yes.
- In the dressing room... - Yes.
- Wearing underwear and hanging out... - Yes.
- From there... - A lot of things...
- Overflowed... - Yes.
- I don't like it! I don't like it at all! - Even though you were full of energy!
- I don't like it! - Because you were overflowing twice!
- No, I'm not overflowing, but... - Yes...
- I'm not overflowing at all!
- No matter what it is, there are a lot of things, right? - Yes.
- Dreams and hopes, right? - There are a lot of things.
- There may be a lot of things. - I'm not overflowing, right?
- Yes. - What should we do?
- Now, if this is safe... - If Yamashita is full of energy...
- That's right. The match will be decided. - Eh? What should we do?
- Now, let's go. Oyama-san's team's attack... - I'm nervous!
- Ready... Start!
- Yo! - Yo!
- When you think of Emily, you think of Maeda Atsuko-san's impersonation, right?
- She says "I'm happy, I'm happy", but...
- That's the only thing that's similar, right?
- By the way, among the third generation...
- They say "Yamily, Yamily", but...
- Recently, "Yanedano" is just...
- Last week's time, right?
- Huh?
- Emily is... - You can lie, you can lie.
- Sexy underwear, right?
- Huh? Not at all.
- Emily? Look over here.
- Are you well?
- Why would you say that?
- Emily?
- Emily's...
- Cup is...
- A... A... A cup, right?
- Huh? Not at all.
- You're really troubled, aren't you?
- Troubled?
- Recently, Sashihara-san was...
- Lecturing about breast massage.
- It was really effective, wasn't it?
- Huh? You said you weren't interested in all of it.
- But...
- The result hasn't come out, right?
- Correct!
- It's difficult! - Eh, what is it?
- Senpai is bullying me too much!
- Scary!
- Well, since you've won, you're in Oyama-san's team!
- Yay!
- Amazing, right? - As expected!
- You're not interested in everything, right? - That's right.
- Well then, it's one-on-one. The third round is...
What is the story of memories?
- Each team has one representative.
- Next, you'll read a warm memory poem.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
- Something like "thank you"? - That's right!
- After all, it's warm and... - Ah, I see!
- Instead of moving your emotions in a bad way... - That's not it!
- ...you'll make them flutter. - Yes, for example, you'll make them cry...
- ...or make them smile. - ...or make them blush.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
- With that said, we'll shake up your emotions. - Ah, it's a love song!
- Yes! Well then, representatives, please come up to the stage.
- Yes!
- Ah, Kojina and... - The two of you.
- Kojina, you're pretty good at expressing your emotions.
- Like, you're happy or something like that.
- But I'm pretty good at expressing my emotions without facial expressions.
- Ah, I see.
- You were really scared just now, though. - No, no, no, that's not true.
- So you can hold it in? - Yes, I can hold it in completely.
- Okada? - Ah, I see.
- What about you, Suzuna? - If I'm really moved...
- ...I'll cry like crazy. - Ah, I see!
- But! I don't think I'll be really moved.
- Ah, you have confidence in yourself, don't you? - Ah!
- Well then, let's start with Oyama-san's team. - Yes.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
- Memories of poems! - Yes.
- Ready, go!
- Ready!
When HKT48 announced their fifth single song selection, "Hikai Me I Love You",
Gina was chosen for selection.
- Sounds like a good story. - At the time, Gina...
No, I told Gina, "Congrats, Gina, you did well," and Gina said,
Even though I'm in the election, Yui, even though I'm not in the election, can I be in the selection?
She said, "Even though I'm not in the election, Yui, even though I'm not in the election, can I be in the selection?"
I was really happy.
But after that, I was really happy to be in the selection with my sixth single song, "Sheka La Shaka".
- That's pretty crazy. - Lastly, I have something I want to tell Gina.
"Sheka La Shaka". That's all.
- You can do it! You can do it! - I have something I want to tell her.
When you were working as Gina's co-worker, you were worried about why you couldn't move forward with Mel- chan's song "Under" and "Shonichini Tatenai Hi" continuing.
In the meantime, you made it into "Hikame Alley" and "Sheka La Shaka" and won the general election.
That song "Kagami no Neta" was really, really good.
But last night, you suddenly lost confidence in yourself and cried, didn't you?
- Huh? - And today, your eyes are swollen.
- Just now, you were warming up your towel in the back and wearing an eye mask, weren't you? - That's crazy! That's crazy!
You two warmed it up in the microwave together, didn't you?
Did it warm you up to your heart?
You went to the bathroom to wash towels and warmed it up in the microwave together, didn't you?
Your dad told you about it, didn't you?
Your dad asked you about it, didn't you?
You were blessed with a good family, weren't you?
At that time, Sakaguchi's underwear was...
Overflowing.
Out!
Overflowing.
You're not good at this!
You told us a lot of good stories.
You told us a lot of good stories we didn't know about.
But you didn't know anything about microwaves or anything like that.
You didn't have to go to the bathroom to wash them!
I went to wash them.
I thought you were weak at moving things.
But you were pretty good at it.
You were pretty good at it.
Let's continue with the attack against the Ojisougan team.
Let's start...
Attack against the Ojisougan team!
Since I joined Team K-4 with Kanna, we've been talking a lot.
When we were in the same room at the hotel, we didn't talk much.
But Kanna called me and we talked about a lot of things.
I was able to talk about a lot of things.
I was very happy.
But Kanna and I talk a lot.
That's fast!
We don't talk much.
But we answer your questions.
Let's continue to get along.
Out!
That's fast!
It wasn't us who cried!
I haven't talked much yet.
Right?
I'm surprised.
She's crying.
You drew it all in your head.
How was it?
It's like what you said back then.
Were you moved?
I was moved.
And with that, both teams are out.
It's a draw!
It's finally the last match.
Please wipe away your tears.
The winner will receive 100 points!
She's really crying.
Everyone, please enjoy Okada's tears.
Please stand up.
Let's begin the final match.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Okada's eyes are full of tears now.
Let's reset.
Let's begin the final match.
The final match will be decided by group exercise!
It's completely different.
This is teamwork.
Each team will do a group exercise pose.
You will do that.
Of course, the one who doesn't make a mistake and doesn't lose their facial expressions will win.
So facial expressions and no facial expressions?
No facial expressions.
You use a lot of muscles.
Shall we take off our shoes?
It's better.
Let's take off our shoes and stand on the mat.
Who's in the middle?
That's right.
Shino-san is in the middle.
You don't have to support her.
Please stand by.
Thank you.
It's wonderful!
It's like elementary school students who see this scenery.
Let's close our ears.
The mat and socks...
But with facial expressions.
With facial expressions?
Yes.
Please stand by and stand on the mat.
It looks heavy.
Can we keep it?
That's right.
Please hold hands.
Let's start.
Ready...
Start!
Yes.
It's not clean yet.
What? What? What?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
It looks like a fish.
What? What? What?
Ah!
What is this?
Eh? What was that?
What was that?
What?
No, it's not like that.
This person...
She was messing up my hand.
You know...
When I was doing it here...
By chance, my hand got on it...
And I was stepping on it...
My hand...
That's what it is.
That's why...
Team Ojizou won!
You said you had 100 points, didn't you?
As a proof that Team Ojizou didn't mess up...
We would like to give you this as a present.
Everyone, please show us your reactions.
As expected, Team Ojizou didn't mess up.
I can't take off my shoes.
Wearing such a cheerful hat and showing us your reactions...
That's right.
Everyone, please give Team Ojizou and Team Ojizou a big round of applause!
Domajime University's Department of Science and Technology...
Issue presentation meeting!
Everyone, did you do your homework?
Yes!
Now, Iwana-kun, what is an "a" word that sounds a little edgy?
moon
You've been studying very hard, haven't you?
Now, Asuwa-kun, what is an "a" word that sounds a little edgy?
pineapple
Now, Sakaguchi-kun, what is an "a" word that sounds a little edgy?
monday
face
Now, Iwana-kun, what is the most sexy sound you think?
um
You know it, don't you?
Now, Asuwa-kun, what is the most sexy sound you think?
sleep
Now, Sakaguchi-kun, what is the most sexy sound you think?
ah
Let's buy your motivation!
Our next project is...
To commemorate the 2nd win of "Okada" MVF,
Okapan's "Ranko Saikou Piyo Piyo"!
Okan-san, this is a big deal, but...
Even if you hear the title so many times, you won't know it.
What is it? "Ranko Saikou Piyo Piyo"?
I don't know it either, so please explain it.
Okay! I'm sure you've noticed it already, but...
It's here!
I know it!
It's "Ranko Saikou Piyo" after "Sekusen"!
I'd like to share it with you!
I brought it from home!
By the way, Yume is...
Ranko and...
Tomoko and...
Piyo!
Piyo! Piyo! Piyo!
I won't eat it!
The difference in temperature between you and me is too great!
Well, first of all...
Yes!
In order for you to understand Ranko's goodness even a little...
Yes, yes, yes!
Today, I brought...
Yes!
Presents for you, Piyo!
What is it?
Yes! Here you are!
Everyone, put it on...
Yes, yes, yes!
First of all, you know how Ranko feels, don't you?
What?
Yes, first of all...
Oh, this is...
What is this nursery house?
Yes!
Oh, was it a nursery school?
Yes, now you know, don't you?
Yes!
That's right! Everyone, if you eat this...
I think you'll understand Ranko's goodness even a little!
I see!
Yes! I don't know!
This is something you have to do, right?
Well, everyone...
Your cup holder is being pulled in a weird way...
What's wrong?
I'm scared of people...
Ah! Why?
When I was little...
I dreamed of my own legs becoming like pigeons...
No!
A novel dream!
It's okay!
Then...
I'll love it even more today!
Really!
Let's look forward to it!
Yes!
For now, you can't follow Okada's style...
No, it's okay!
Just follow me!
You're not going to put it on your belt, are you?
Just for now, right?
Just for now!
Then, will you sit down?
Yes!
Then...
Ah, you're facing this way, right?
Yes!
Then...
I'm going to talk a lot about...
The "ranco" that everyone loves!
The first one is...
This one!
"Ranco" and my "ranran" history!
First of all, it's a meeting between me and "ranco" that everyone is curious about.
No, no, before meeting, I'm most curious about "ranco"'s child. Is it that child?
That's right!
Is it that child? Is it a lamb's child?
Yes!
I think it's a normal girl's child or something like that.
This is it. It has a name tag.
I see, yes.
And then...
Meeting...
It's a meeting with "ranco"!
First of all, it started with me choosing a bird.
I'm sorry, but whenever "ranco" cries, I get a little tipsy.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? You're cute, you're cute!
First of all, with "ranco"...
At first, I said I wanted to buy a dog.
But my mom was doing fortune-telling, and she said that a bird or a snake wouldn't match.
A thief is...
Yes, that's right.
And since it's dangerous to buy a snake, I decided to buy a bird and went to a pet shop.
And then...
There was a girl who was shining brightly!
There!
Don't tell me that's...
That's "ranco"-chan!
Oh my, that's amazing!
That's right!
But from that moment, I decided to go with this girl!
It's a meeting of fate!
Yes, that's right.
Why didn't you bring "ranco" with you?
How often does she go with you?
I see!
She's here right now!
Let's go to the next one!
Okay!
Okay! Ta-dah!
"ranco"'s "here" is cute!
Oh, I want to hear it! I want to hear it!
I want to hear it for sure.
And that's why we decided to buy it.
As you can see...
Let me explain about "ranco"-chan.
As you can see, she's beautiful!
The way her wings are colored...
Right now, she's...
"ranco"-chan!
She's promoting herself right now!
Ah, I see, I see.
I'm about to get excited, but...
Everyone is healed by this!
Very! Very! Very!
Cute face!
I can't take it anymore!
Does English come out when you're excited?
That's right, but...
I haven't gotten used to it yet, but everyone is healed by this.
Everyone!
Everyone I've seen is healed!
I've seen Sakaguchi getting healed too.
Why don't you come closer?
I don't want to. It's fine, it's fine.
I can see everything clearly from here.
Ah, I see, I see.
I see.
It's the same for the appearance (formal speech)
This loving...
"kiss" voice...
It's...
It's so cute!
So...
Next up...
For those of you who have been following me...
Why are you following me?
You're amazing!
Everyone is slowly getting up.
Ta-dah!
The origin of the name "ranco"!
What is it?
Why is it "ranco"?
I gave it that name because it's my hobby, but...
People often ask me why I gave it the name "ran".
"Ran" means...
When you first come in...
You go out, right?
And you're like...
You run down the hallway...
And you go to the living room.
You think you're running fast...
And from there...
The English "ran" means "run"...
And that's how you got the name "ran"!
I see!
You know it well!
You're amazing!
You're crazy about it!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Next up is...
"Ranco's Ran Ran Quiz"!
What is it? Show us!
I think you all know what it is, so I'll give you my quiz!
First question!
What is your favorite food?
What is it?
This is okamina, right?
No, it's not.
If you know it, raise your hand!
Yes!
Apple!
Absolutely!
What is it?
I'm sure you know it!
Dandelion!
No, it's not!
More! More!
Banana!
What is it?
I'll give you a hint!
It's a vegetable!
Vegetable! Vegetable!
Carrot!
No!
Bell pepper!
No!
Wait a minute, everyone!
Ran-chan is delicate...
Even if you look at her mouth, it's small, right?
Yes, it's small!
So, your favorite food is...
Komatsuna!
It's Komatsuna!
It's soft!
Is it?
No, I wanted you to let me answer a little more!
But the results are not good...
It's already too early for me to say what I like...
I want you to at least answer a little more!
I'm not interested in it at first!
I'm not interested in Ran-chan's answer at first, but I want you to at least answer!
Is it over in one year?
No, it's not!
What is it?
For now, she's a healthy person!
Okay, let's move on!
The second question!
What is Ran-chan's official nickname?
Official nickname?
Yes, it's an official nickname!
That's...
So it's a name of a type of bird?
No, it's actually... I only said "Ranko", but it actually has a name.
"Ranko" is your nickname?
Yes, it's my nickname.
We've been together for about 3 years, and I've always thought "Ranko" was my official name.
Everyone, think of one!
What is it?
She was crying just now!
Running P
Wrong!
Running Junko
It's not "running", is it? "Run" is "run", right?
"Run" is "run"?
Runrunruu
Wrong!
Runcablejunko
Wrong!
By the way, she's from Australia.
Rundebitson
Wrong!
What was that "understood" you said just now?
I thought you might have a middle name.
Rundebitson
"Run" comes first?
I'll say it!
The answer is...
Ta-dah!
"Runsmith" is correct!
Please say it!
She's from Australia.
And "smith" is the most common nickname in Australia.
I don't know!
That's why it's "runsmith"!
That's right!
Did you get it right?
There must be a connection.
I got something.
From now on, Smith-san will be happy.
Right, Smith-san?
Those of you who are watching the show now...
Yamashita, who is in the answering seat, is losing interest.
That's the point.
Next, we will do what you've all been waiting for.
What? We haven't waited for anything.
Here!
You're going to lose interest.
What is it?
"Ranko's Drawing Song"!
Drawing song?
What is it?
I'm going to sing "Ranko's Drawing Song" now...
so please draw a cute "Ranko" according to it!
If I draw it according to "Drawing Song"...
will "Ranko" be able to draw it?
No, you can draw it as it is.
As it is?
You can draw it as it is, right?
That's right.
So you can draw it exactly like Kanna said, right?
I see.
I got it!
In the end, it will be a bird, right?
That's right!
What will it be?
You don't have to draw it yourself.
If you draw it according to the song...
you can draw it as it is, right?
That's right.
Then...
Music...
Start!
There's music?
Wow.
There was a sea...
Sea?
Mochi floated in the sea...
Mochi?
Mochi in the sea?
How is it?
Two round grilled eyes...
Ah, you drew it a little differently.
Right? Two grilled eyes.
Grilled eyes?
You can do it!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Double ice cream...
on the baren!
Double ice cream on what?
Baren.
Baren?
What is baren?
If you add toppings...
it's done!
You can do it already?
You can do it!
You finished singing?
You can do it!
I'm sure you can do it.
You put ice cream...
There's the sea, right?
What are you writing?
There's the sea, right?
You have mochi floating in the sea, right?
And you have two round yakinis.
What's a yakinis?
And you put double soft cream on a baren.
What's a baren?
You put it in your lunchbox...
What's a baren?
First of all, I apologize for the lyrics.
It's not "baren", it's "baren". I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
You finished?
I finished but...
I'm sure you finished, right?
Yes, so...
If you follow the instructions...
It'll be like this!
Wow!
It's not like that!
Sing again while looking at me.
Where does it say?
There was a sea.
Mochi was floating in the sea.
There were two round baked eyes.
On a baren...
On a baran, right?
On a baran, you put double ice cream.
And if you put toppings on it, it's done!
Everyone, please open it!
It's cool!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, everyone!
Everyone!
Everyone is writing "I love you" quite honestly.
But I'm the closest.
No, I'm talking about your boobs.
Hey, is everyone joking around?
I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. I don't know.
The one who's joking around the most is Ricope.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
But there's a lot of mochi.
There's a lot of mochi.
It's a little green.
What did you write?
Erengo, mochi, ice cream, sea, grilled noodles.
Yamazuta said "round mochi", right?
Where did you write "mochi"?
This is mochi.
It's one big mochi.
Why does everyone feel like that?
Asuha has been eating a lot of mochi.
I feel like I'm the wife of a rich family.
It's hard, isn't it?
Why did you write "round" with valentine's day information?
Save this for later.
"Sea" is fashionable. "Sea" is fashionable. "Sea" is fashionable.
"Sea" is "round". "Round" is fashionable.
I see. It was difficult.
I can't convey my love to everyone.
It's a unique...
What is this?
I can tell how much you like Ran.
It was a lot of fun.
I was happy that everyone knew how much I love Ran.
I have something to say to Ran.
She's a sexy girl.
She's talking a lot.
Ran.
I want to say...
She's nervous.
Ran.
Thank you.
She said "thank you".
She didn't say it.
She said "thank you".
Thank you.
You're beautiful.
Now, I'd like you to continue with "Fuufuu Shitai no Koi no Netsu", "Boka Boka Shitai na Anata no Ai de", "Puppuppuppu", "Monsou Fukuramasetai".
Mogi!
Look at the buzz, and you want to change the title this much?
You look hotter than your group.
I wish you told us earlier.
Fuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuuf uufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufufuuf uufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuufuu fuufuufuufuuffle
Now, today we have the members who love delusions with us!
Oh, you all love delusions?
- Yes! - Of course, girls...
- Yes! - Yes, that's right.
What kind of delusions have you had recently?
Ah, that's right. I was chatting with the members on LINE
and I was delusional about making my boyfriend a lunchbox.
So you're exchanging ideas in delusions, right?
Yes, on LINE.
What should I put in? What should I put in?
Like an omelet.
Okay, let's get started.
Today's delusion is...
A big-time gravure idol!
Okay, everyone, as if you've become a big-time gravure idol...
Ah, you've become one!
That's right! From now on, you'll become big-time gravure idols in delusions!
You're wearing a tape.
You're wearing a tape!
Of course, it's your boobs!
It's bigger than rehearsals.
Rehearsals are a little smaller than rehearsals.
That's right.
Okay, everyone, please put this on.
You're going to become a big-time gravure idol, right?
That's right! Not your boobs, but your delusions!
Okay, let's get started!
Ready, start!
What is this big-time gravure idol?
Big-time gravure idols have a lot of energy!
Wow!
Okay, please put this on.
You've become a big-time gravure idol, right?
But you still have a lot of trouble talking.
Ah, that's right.
Do you care about people's eyes?
Every time you pass by, you're like, "Huh?"
Like, "Huh? Huh? Huh?"
You're like, "Huh?"
You're looking at me.
You're looking at me, aren't you?
You can look up at your dad, as well.
Yeah, from your dad.
Like, "Hey, your dad's not that big."
Hey, your dad's not that big.
Like we say.
I can't even put on clothes!
Order-made.
When I was in gym class,
when I ran in relay,
I was shaking too much.
You're a little tired, aren't you?
By the way, can we ask you how many cups you have?
Should we say it?
Let's say it in order.
I have...
H.
That's right.
Pink cup.
It's pink, so it's real.
What cup do you have?
M.
M?!
M!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M!
M!
Ah, I see!
M! I've never heard of it before!
I've never heard of it before!
M!
M cup!
That's right. It's precious.
It's precious, isn't it?
By the way, which cup do you have?
It's L size.
Ah, one cup before!
L, one cup before!
Ah, one cup before, right?
Wow, I didn't know that H cup is the smallest.
It's strange, isn't it?
I usually have H cup, but it's quite far apart.
Well, I try to put it closer to I cup.
Ah, I see.
I'm the type of person who tries to put it closer.
I'm sorry... I'm very sorry.
That's how it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Thank you very much.
And you, Obata-san?
As you can see, it's Z.
Z!
It's obvious, isn't it?
That's why it's obvious.
I see.
It's there, isn't it?
Z is the last alphabet, isn't it?
Yes.
It's an alphabet that only works in Dragon Ball.
And it can't be measured.
Right, because there's no solicore.
That's why it's always Z.
It's a problem, isn't it?
Yamashita-san, you're a bit...
It's "x", "z", "y".
"x", "z", "y".
What are you saying?
Are you listening?
Cup?
"h" cup, "m" cup... "n", "h", "i", "z", what was it again?
"x", "z", "y".
What?!
What is that?!
She's quite famous in the gravure world.
Is that so?
She's a newbie.
She'll come, won't she?
She's called "the black ship's Emily".
That's right.
"The black ship's Emily"?!
She's come across the black ship.
By the way, since you're gravure idols,
there are some good brain-killing poses,
but is there one where you took advantage of the distance?
Like, "Look at my deadly pose!"
I'm sure there is one.
It's one in a million.
It's one in a million, isn't it?!
That's right.
I'd like to see the original.
I'd like to see it, too.
I have one!
Yes, you do!
What kind of pose is it?
For me, since it's "z", it's like...
- A little like... "sotte"! - "sosotte"!
- I see, and it emphasizes your chest as well. - That's right!
- I see, I see. - I see, I see.
- Amazing! - This is definitely based on your "z" as well.
- Yes! For me... - Amazing!
- It's often requested of me to sit down... - Yes.
- And say "put your face in here"! - Ah!
- In your own chest! - In your own chest!
- "Put your face in your own chest"! - That's right!
- Eh, is that often requested of you? - Yes, it is!
- I see! - You're a strange cameraman!
- That's right! - Well, it's "m" after all.
- It's "m" after all. - Eh?
- How did you come up with it? - Well, it's not that simple of a pose for me.
- Eh? - Yes.
- It's not that simple of a pose for you. - For me, I have a special pose.
- It's like this from the back... - Yes.
- And like this... - Yes.
- And from between like this... - Eh?!
- Eh?!
- There's such a thing?! - That's right!
- This is a special pose for me. - That's right!
- It's usually like this... - Yes.
- But if it's like this, it comes up to here. - Eh?
- It's a pose only you can do! - Um, I've only seen it in "tanuki"!
- So it becomes like that! - Yes, various people are very happy about it.
- There's a lot of things. - That's right.
- It's a lot of work, isn't it? - That's right.
- Do you have any questions about erotic camerawork? - No, we don't.
- It's like... "More! That's good! That's good! More! More!" and it gets closer and closer.
- Ah, I see. - That's right.
- It happens a lot, doesn't it? - The other day, they put cameras here too.
- Oh my! - Then, you know...
- It's pitch black, isn't it? - The photos...
- The cameras are pointing at you! - That's right.
- You were looking down from above, weren't you? - That's right.
- I see. - It happens a lot, doesn't it? - It happens a lot, doesn't it?
- Even if the cameraman gets too excited, the photos will be blurred. - Ah, I see!
- I see. - I see.
- There are also people who are a little too excited. - Ah, I see!
- It's cute, isn't it? - It's too sexy.
- Everyone, you don't usually do this, so you can't help it.
- It looks like you're having fun!
- You can do it like this, but you can't help it.
- Ah, you're having fun, aren't you?
- With that said, that's all for "Pupupupu, I Want to Enlarge Your Delusions"!
"Pupupupu, I Want to Enlarge Your Delusions"!
- Domajimei University Department of Music's major, "Task Announcement"!
- Everyone, did you do your homework? - Yes. - Yes. - Yes.
- Okamoto-kun...
- "A word that sounds a little sexy" is...
- Can you say it one more time?
- Thank you.
- Gojina-kun...
- "A word that sounds a little sexy" is...
- You're a little off-angle, aren't you?
- Okamoto-kun...
- "A word that sounds a little sexy" is...
- "Monster"!
- Okamoto-kun...
- "Running all out from your head," "seeing Mount Fuji for the first time," "a word of emotion" is...
It's like someone who ran all the way from America.
So, Kojima-kun, what is the first word that moved you when you ran all the way from Hakata and saw Mt. Fuji for the first time?
I wanted to come here.
You've changed a little, haven't you?
No.
So, Kojima-kun, what is the first word that moved you when you ran all the way from Hakata and saw Mt. Fuji for the first time?
You've changed a little, haven't you?
Tell me why you've changed a little, haven't you?
You've changed a little, haven't you?
Here is the last one!
Okami's MVF!
So, who was the member who worked the hardest?
Who could it be?
I'd like to announce it now.
Please raise your hands.
So, who was recognized by Okami's face committee?
Please!
Who could it be?
Everyone was so funny!
What?!
Who is it?!
Your reaction is so funny!
I don't know who it is, but it's me!
No! It's me?!
It's me?!
Who is it?!
I pulled it out of here, but it came out!
No! Eh, mine?
And finally, we'll say goodbye while expressing today's success with our faces!
With our faces!
One, two!
H.K.T. HOTEITO's...
FANDOMINA!
How many times in one costume
Can I meet the one I love?
If it's painful to explain like this
He's the first and the last, right?
The back of student uniform is...