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One, two... HKT48's Hokamina!
It's started!
It's started! HKT48's Hokamina!
Today too, we'll be broadcasting from Makata Library Hall!
Everyone here, do you have a nice face?
Nice face!
Trick or Treat!
Since it's almost Happy Halloween,
we'll announce the cosplays you'd like the boys to wear and introduce themselves!
I'll go first!
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
Taxid, Yamauchi Yuna,
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
Shitsuji!
Please listen to everything I say!
I'm Uchigami Mai! Thank you!
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
Suits! Work hard and say nice things!
Thank you!
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
This is a yukata I can't give up!
Raise my heart too!
It's Fukki-chan and Nohiroka!
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
Uniforms! I love uniforms!
I'm Yamauchi Naka! Thank you!
The cosplays you'd like the boys to wear are...
Dracula!
And I'd like the boys to take care of me!
I'm Iwanami Na! Thank you!
Allow me to introduce our guests!
Despite their ugly faces, we love you!
We love you, too!
These two are talking nonsense!
Welcome!
Iwanami!
I love you! I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!
You said something amazing, didn't you?
No, I wrote it!
You wrote it and called me! Yes!
But you thought about it, didn't you? I thought about it a little!
You thought about it, didn't you?
You're ugly! Yes!
You're ugly!
Nice to meet you!
I'm happy!
You talk to men, too!
Igera-san, what kind of cosplay do you want to see?
Me?
You said it, didn't you?
I'm curious!
Let me see...
Boomerang pants!
That's for men!
Boomerang pants are for women!
No?
Women don't say "no", do they?
I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you!
In addition to H.K.E.48's faces,
other members' faces other than Sassy's
will be introduced to the world.
Nice to meet you!
And this time,
the person who worked the hardest will receive
the "most variable face" MVF award!
Thank you!
Do you want it, everyone?
I won't give it to you!
I want it!
I want it! Give it to me!
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry!
By the way,
Kuchigami-san, Goto-san, and Fuyabuchi-san
have already received the award once.
This time,
they will receive it twice.
Their faces will be shown in different versions.
In the next episode,
they will also show their full faces!
I'm happy!
You all want to see it, don't you?
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
And Komada-san,
you have already received it twice!
Yes!
This time, their faces will be shown in different versions.
In the next episode,
they will also show their full faces!
I'm happy!
That's wonderful!
Right, Komara-san?
Yes!
Is there anything you'd like to do?
I like anime, so I'd like to talk about anime.
But if you get too excited...
We haven't seen it yet, but last time...
Shimono-san sang "Takarazuka" for an hour.
It was wonderful!
Takarazuka
I don't like it!
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
Well, Komara-san, do your best!
I'll do my best!
Everyone, do your best!
Yes!
Who will be shooting the MVF this time?
It's a big chance!
If you show your proud kiss face to the camera...
You'll be one step closer to the MVF!
Go, go, go!
Let's go!
Go, go, go!
Everyone, please!
Go, go, go!
You need a machine gun!
Go, go!
You're getting close!
No, no!
It's not a machine gun!
Wonderful!
There's more!
She's so strong!
She came in with a smile!
Sexy!
What would you do if you took me?
What am I supposed to do without you?
Hokamina, one question, one answer!
First of all, Imana-san.
Yes.
For you, what is a word that sounds a little bit erotic?
Chinchin train
Next, Fuchigami-san, what is a word that sounds a little bit erotic for you?
Ginger rose
Chinchinchi
This idol is revealing herself.
Next, Yabuki-san, what is a word that sounds a little bit erotic for you?
Butterfly
Next, Imara-san, what is a word that sounds a little bit erotic for you?
Understand
Next, Fuchigami-san, what is a word that sounds a little bit erotic for you?
Inviolation
Next, Yabuki-san, what is a cool English word for you?
Yes
Simple is best
Next, Imara-san, what is the most important home appliance for you?
IH cooking heater
Next, Fuchigami-san,
what is the most important home appliance for you?
Store-in heater
Next, Yabuki-san,
what is the most important home appliance for you?
Refrigerator
The first one is "Rendora-Sen" against "Angelanger-Z"!
Angelanger-Z
We'll have you act out the scenes, and you'll be doing all of it with ad-libs!
Ad-libs!
Yes, ad-libs.
The members will be playing the same villains, and we'll have six of you act out the scenes.
We'll have you make up a story by the end of the sixth episode.
And the title of this drama is...
"Admiring a Magical Girl," and "Love and Magic" is...
"Dekuma-Kumayako"!
Dekuma's Secret Akko-chan.
"Dekuma's Secret Akko-chan," right?
Do you know "Dekuma's Secret Akko-chan"?
Yes, we do!
Oh, you know it!
We know the name of it, but we don't know what it's about.
You don't know it at all?
We don't know anything about it.
Do all of you old men and women who have cats know it?
If you said "akko," it would be "wadaiko-san" now, right?
That's right.
Why do you say "akko-san" all of a sudden?
So, this is a human love magic story in which girls who admire magical girls overcome various difficulties and obtain wonderful magic and love.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Well, it's not "magic," it's "love."
The members will play girls who admire magical girls.
Yes!
And Ikiyo-san will do it, too.
Ikiyo-san will play the legendary magician.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
When did I become a magician?
Didn't you do it in "geri-ha"?
No, I didn't!
What are you talking about?!
I was just acting!
It's like you heard me just now!
You're getting ahead of yourself.
Now, let's start with episode one.
Episode one is "chigami-san."
Yes!
Episode two is "imada-san."
Yes!
Episode three is "komada-san."
Yes!
Episode four is "yamauchi-san."
Yes!
Episode five is "yabuki-san."
Yes!
And episode six is "boto-san."
Thank you very much.
By the way, at the end of episode one,
when you press the button for the next person,
tell the camera what you're going to say and then press this button.
Yes!
Most of you aren't listening.
I see.
Are you okay with that?
The two of you have experience in stage performances.
Which two?
Nako and Imada-san.
Oh, Yabuki-san and Imada-san?
Yes!
Then, let's go with the ad-lib.
I'll do my best!
Can you do it?
I'm looking forward to it.
I think Goto-san is lowering her own hurdle a little.
Yes.
Okay, then.
Yes!
Here it is.
Tell the camera what you're going to say and then press this button.
When you press the button...
While the song is playing, keep your face straight and look at the camera.
Ok, Fuchigami-san, it's your turn. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
You're cute.
You're the youngest.
You're cute.
Ok, "Love and Magic" by Tecmo-kun and Maya-kun, first episode.
Ready, action!
I'm an 18-year-old girl who admires magic.
I heard there's a magician in this village, so I came here.
You can say your setting now.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Who are you?
I'm from Hakata.
From Hakata?
Yes, I came all the way from Hakata.
Hakata?
You don't know me, do you?
Are you kidding me?
Are you the legendary magician?
Yes, it's me.
I have a favor to ask you.
What is it?
I want to be able to use magic no matter what.
I've even dressed up like one.
Oh, you've dressed up like one.
You weren't dressed like one from the beginning.
But why do you want to use magic like that?
Actually, there's a magician who makes Hakata worse.
Oh, he makes Hakata worse?
That's a rough explanation.
No, it's not like that.
In my village...
There's a villain.
Yes, there's a lot of villains in my village.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
So I really wanted to defeat him.
Have you ever used magic?
No, I haven't.
But I think I can use it.
You think you can use it?
Yes.
Are you making fun of me?
Are you making fun of me with magic?
I'll use it, I'll use it.
Then, cast a spell on me.
Then, I'll cast a spell that you'll like.
You will, you will...
You will like me.
Ta-dah!
It doesn't work.
That was weak!
It was a little cute, but it didn't work.
More?
Try receiving my magic.
Lightning!
Fall!
What is that?
Don't fall!
Stop!
That's right, it has to be like this.
I see.
It's too early for you to learn magic from me.
Go somewhere else and learn from another magician.
Even though you came all the way here?
That's right, I'm sorry.
You're kind.
So we're going somewhere else.
Where should we go?
There's another amazing magician in the village over there.
An even more amazing person?
No, I'm the most amazing!
I'm telling you I'm a legend!
Let's go to the first village.
I see, another legend.
That's right.
Go to the village over there.
Okay, I'll go.
Go to the village and become a gorilla!
A gorilla?
The cutest gorilla in Japan.
I'm going!
That's a happy face.
Gorilla's happy face.
I see! There's quite a lot left, isn't there?
No, it's good!
Right? As the beginning of the story.
It's good!
Well, I thought there would be people who would make the story worse.
It's ridiculous!
Now, this is the second episode. How will the story unfold here?
For now, we meet a legendary wizard.
But instead of me, we meet a different wizard.
"Come," he says, "it's too early for you to meet me."
Is he preparing for the next wizard?
Yes.
Right?
He's driven himself into a corner.
Now, let's continue.
Imada-san!
Yes!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
From the continuation of the story, from the connection...
I understand!
...please go ahead.
So, please start with Gorilla, okay?
So...
Aren't you waiting for me to get ready?
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
So, what will happen next?
Get ready for the second one!
Action!
It's nice to be in another village, but there's no one here!
Like, there should be a better wizard than this, but...
Where are you?
Ah!
Huh?
Are you...
Who are you?
Are you possibly a wizard?
Huh? I'm the wizard, Sekibake!
Wait...
There's a rough knight here!
Hello!
I wanted to become a wizard like you...
So I moved from the village next door...
You moved?!
Yes!
I walked as hard as I could like a gorilla...
Ah! Like a gorilla!
I see!
Your eyes...
You moved like a gorilla!
But...
Yes?
Even a wizard needs to be powerful!
Powerful?
Powerful!
And so...
Huh?
Get me my sumo!
Yes!
Because you're a rough knight, right?
Yes!
Alright! I've prepared...
A rough knight!
Huh?
Let's have you fight him!
Understood!
Alright!
Come!
All of a sudden...
That's right!
I am...
Sekibake!
Yes! You speak well!
You made me speak well!
If I fight this man...
Fight him?
If I fight him...
Can I become a wizard?
Yes!
It's still too early, though!
You're completely like a gorilla!
Understood!
Alright!
Then I'll hold this!
Yes!
Alright, here I go!
Yes!
It's business!
Throw me salt!
Bring me salt!
That's right!
Bring me salt!
Yes! Salt...
Yes!
Interesting!
It's interesting to sprinkle salt!
Alright!
Here I go!
Look at me!
Interesting!
Go! Go!
Wow! He's fast!
You smell like injury. Are you okay?
He's strong!
I won! I won!
You won?
Yes!
You're the first great wizard!
What?!
Yes! You did it! I'll give you back!
Thank you! I'll give you back!
So, how... What can I do to become a better wizard?
There's a great wizard in Sugi-no-mura!
Is he still there?
He might be transferred forever.
He's still there! Where should we start from?
He's still there!
I got it!
He's over there, so...
Um...
Say "dosukoi, dosukoi" as you go.
I got it!
Say it four times, okay?
Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
I'll definitely become a wizard!
Wow, that's great!
Now, I see!
You've responded well to the new magician, Imara- san.
Um, Igari-san...
Um...
Imara-san is posing for you, so...
What are you going to do next while posing for her?
No, no, don't do it!
No, no, don't bite me! I'm black!
Everyone was posing for me!
That's not true!
Imara-san's famous face is...
Please pose for me properly!
Pose for me... Ah, you already bit me!
No, don't come out!
It's important! Don't worry!
If you pose for me, it'll be a great story!
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm looking forward to it!
Igari-sama's heart is pounding!
I did it!
I don't know why you're overpowering yourself like this!
I'm sweating a lot!
Right?
You're sweating a lot, but...
Now, next up is Komara-san!
Yes!
Komara-san... Ah, you're ready, right?
Yes!
Can you do it right away?
I can do it!
She said she can do it right away!
No, hey, wait!
She said she can do it right away, of course!
Now...
By the way, just now...
Um... Riki-shi...
Yes?
As a first-time magician, you have too many characters, Riki-shi!
Well, what kind of person will appear next...
I think there will probably be another trial, so...
What kind of magic will you learn there?
What kind of development will there be next?
It's the third episode!
Ready...
Action!
Well, I can't do it with just power, so...
I want magic and little friends, too!
Little friends?
Little...
Is it in this village? The one I mentioned earlier...
Where is it?
It's a little village...
Where is it?
Is there anyone there?
It's a little village...
Hello!
You can talk, right?
Well, I want to make it a little easier for you to talk, so...
Teach me some magic!
Huh?
Can I use my own magic?
Yes!
Sure! Teach me some magic!
I know, Yans!
My magic is...
I'll split my opponent in four!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
I'll cut you in four!
In four!
Isn't there another cute one?
Something you can use normally!
Something I can use normally?
In that case...
I'll make it so you can eat mushrooms you can't eat!
That's a key point!
I see! Well, that's fine!
Teach me some magic!
I know what you mean!
Well...
If you do the same movement as my feet...
You can get animal magic!
For now...
He's in trouble!
Magic is...
Who are you talking to?!
It's my world!
In other words...
All living things...
Animals, plants...
All of those kinds of things...
If you combine them all...
It's real magic, Yans!
I see!
If you do the same movement as my feet...
You can understand my feelings and get animal magic!
I see!
You're imitating my feet!
It's the other way around!
You're imitating my feet!
If you do the same movement as my feet...
You can get animal magic!
Well, first...
I'll turn you into a dog!
Dog! Dog!
Cute!
Dog! Dog!
Cute!
Dog! Dog!
*howling*
Please imitate the white eyes!
*howling*
Wow!
That's perfect!
We've made a pystachio ball!
That's wonderful!
Is this okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Thank you!
So, where should we use it now?
Oh, right!
The other village!
It's the other side of the door.
Please say it in a cute doggy voice.
I will definitely become a magical girl in the future!
That's good.
That's why! It's time for you to make up your mind!
You all look like you're worried about something!
I'm sorry!
Why are you discussing over there?
Next up is Yamauchi-san.
Yamauchi-san, of course you were watching just now, right?
Yes, I was watching!
So, the dog magician...
The dog magician with cat ears...
He told me to imitate him...
And then I imitated him in a dog costume...
And then I went to the next village.
So, what will happen next?
Episode 4! Ready...
Action!
I came all the way to the next town, but there's no wizard here.
I asked someone, but they said there's a wizard of the snake world...
I wonder where he is...
Wow!
Snake!
Snake user!
Is it you?
Yes!
I smell something dangerous...
No, it's not like that!
Are you okay?
What?
You came to this village...
Yes!
You've cleared two villages, right?
That's right!
Wow!
Yes!
Three?!
I thought so!
Wow!
The wind is blowing...
By the way, what kind of magic can you use now?
Me?
Yes!
A dog...
A gorilla...
Yes!
And a sumo wrestler?
Wow!
You're lucky!
Okay, okay!
Yes!
In that case...
Yes!
One-shot gag!
Wow! With a snake?
Yes! One-shot gag with a snake!
If you can get it...
Yes!
You'll be able to use the magic you used with the snake!
Yes! One-shot gag!
Okay! One-shot gag!
Then, please stop the music!
What?!
In such a realistic way?!
Do your best!
What?
It's improvisation...
You just said it...
What should I do?
I didn't expect you to do a one-shot gag...
Then, I'll do it!
Oh, you're fast!
Oh? What's this?
Wow!
It's warm!
Oh! It's a snake!
When you thought it was a scarf, you thought it was a snake!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Thank you!
Alright! One more!
One more!
Ah, sure.
Cool!
It's getting fun!
Wow!
It's floating!
Here I go!
Okay, I'm going to jump!
Huh?
She's jumping!
Ah! It's a snake!
It's the same!
I see.
But it's wonderful.
Wonderful!
Yes!
Alright! Next one!
Ah! There's none!
Then, show me your model!
Wow!
That's right!
That's right, that's right, of course.
From above, right?
That's right!
Then, on the contrary, this way.
Why?!
It's going to be limited!
Is it a magic stick?
I want it!
Yes!
Ah!
Here I go!
Okay! I got it!
Oh!
Okay, here I go!
Ah! It's a fly!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, kotsun!
Ow!
That's it!
You've surpassed me!
I've surpassed you!
You've totally surpassed me!
Here I go!
Yes, I'll do my best!
I don't know what to say anymore.
He didn't tell me anything!
You look like you're depressed.
I'm not depressed at all!
I'm a tough guy.
A tough guy...
Well, I think we're doing pretty well so far.
Now, we've come to the end.
The fifth one is...
Yabuki-san!
Yes!
This girl is kind of scary.
Why?
She's unknown.
She's kind of unknown.
She's cute, isn't she?
What's she going to do?
Well, well, well...
Yabuki-san, are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, so...
We've done the fifth one, and now we're going to do the sixth and final one.
What's going to happen before the final one?
Now, for the fifth one...
Fifth one, ready...
Action!
Huh?
Where am I?
They didn't even tell me where to go.
I just walked here on my own.
Is anyone here?
Hello!
Yo, konchiwa!
Yo!
It seems like you want to become a wizard.
That's right!
Yeah, it seems like it.
To become a wizard...
you need a sense of rhythm.
Do you know how to step on a note or not?
Let me hear your lyrics.
Lyrics?
Yes, lyrics. Do you know how to step on a note?
Wait a minute, you don't know how to step on a note?
It's rap. It's "in" too. "In" "in" "in"
I see.
Don't you know it?
Do you know "in"?
For example, let's do it.
You!
The magic you use!
The way you want to know it!
Okay?
The way you want to know it!
Yeah!
The way you want to know it!
The magic you use!
The way you want to know it!
Yeah!
You shouldn't do it, you idiot!
What are you talking about?
Do you like it?
Step on it. Do you understand?
"Gobi" is the same word.
She explains everything.
"Gobi" is the same.
"Gobi" is the same word.
I don't understand it at all.
Okay, I got it!
Wait a minute!
I'm going to call a terrible wizard.
I gave up.
He's gone.
Rapper is gone.
This is tough, Yabuki-san!
Huh?
She's panicking!
What is she looking for?
Hello!
It's normal.
As I thought, acting skills are important for wizards.
Right?
From now on...
You're going to do "hot air oden".
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
I'm going to bring oden here.
From now on, you two will do "hot air oden".
You two will do it together?
I see.
I brought it.
Yabuki-san!
You have a lot of free time!
I can feel it's hot!
Wow!
My glasses are foggy!
Take off your glasses!
Oh, it's wet.
It's wet!
It's steaming!
It's steaming and wet.
Yabuki-san, is it hot?
Are you stupid?
It's hot!
She's a weirdo!
Bring a needle and get some water!
Give me some water!
It's not that fast.
Yabuki-san, can you eat some daikon?
Daikon?
It's hot!
She's determined not to do it herself.
Great! You're already a legendary magician! You're scary!
Me?
That's right! Okay! Then, go to the master!
Got it!
Is it okay now?
Yes, it's okay!
Then, I'll go to the master! Thank you very much!
That's right! Go sexy!
Sexy!
Then, I'll go to the master!
Ms. Igira, she's watching you!
If you're going to ride it, ride it!
Okay!
Wow! Ms. Yabuki's explanation was amazing!
You didn't eat any oden, did you?
No, I didn't!
You're smiling and it's scary!
Ms. Asano, please go back!
Both the actor and AD have roles!
Wow!
Then, the last one is Ms. Goto!
Okay!
Then, it's the last episode!
Yes!
Please end the story well!
Then, what kind of last episode will it be?
It's the sixth episode! Ready...
Start!
Master! I'm back!
Master! Huh? Is it off?
Is it off?
Then, it's okay!
If it's off, it's okay!
Master, look!
I became a great magician and came back!
Huh?
Master! Huh?
Huh?
Did I become white?
Who?
Who are you?
Huh? Where?
Who?
Hakata's bad guy!
Hakata's bad guy! Not Shishou!
Shishou is... Shishou is...
A river!
A river! He became a river by magic!
Ah, that was good!
Shishou!
He got swept away by the water.
No way...
You're floating in the water!
Shishou...
Your Shishou is...
This is bad.
But I practiced hard and became a magician.
I'll cut you in four pieces.
Cut you in four pieces!
Hey! I know that magic!
What?!
I have a magic that doesn't cut you in four pieces!
What?!
That's cheating!
I didn't know that!
But...
It'd be dangerous if you became six people with that magic...
She's kind.
That's...
She gave us a hint.
I learned it myself.
Oh!
What?
Salute! Salute!
Oh!
Special! Magic of clones!
Yeah!
No! It's over! Damn it!
Now we can protect our city, can't we?
We did it!
Who are you?
I'm a temporary form.
Damn it!
There's a real boss!
What? What?
No way! No way! We did it!
I didn't ask you that!
Shizu-san...
It took you a lot of time, but...
It's casual!
Thank you!
It's popular this year!
Really?
It's only half-half!
I see, it's the art of doppelganger!
I'll make this school bad!
Stop it!
You guys!
If you say Hakata's wonderful places...
I'll die!
Oh no!
Hakata has a lot of wonderful places!
Hakata doesn't have any wonderful places!
It does!
Then where is it?
Tokyo!
No!
I like Tokyo more!
First of all in Tokyo...
Let's eat something delicious!
There's monja!
Hakata has delicious mitsutaki!
Damn it!
But in Tokyo...
There's a wonderful tower called "Tokyo Tower"!
Wait!
There's a "Fukuoka Tower" in Fukuoka!
That's right!
By the way, "Tokyo Tower" is 333 meters!
How many meters is "Fukuoka"?
Does anyone know?
Someone! Someone!
It's big!
You said it roughly!
It's big!
Damn it! You said it roughly!
It's big!
But if you hear this, you'll go crazy!
Tokyo is...
The capital of Japan!
I know!
It's common sense!
But...
Fukuoka...
Hakata...
Do you have anything against the capital?
Fukuoka...
Softbank Hawks are strong!
That's right!
I can't think of anything!
So, how about this?
This is the last challenge!
In Tokyo, there is the best idol in Japan, AKB48!
She is also an AKB...
Certified!
That's right!
Certified!
We did it!
With this, peace returned to Fukuoka!
Thank you very much!
Okamina, one question, one answer.
First of all, Komada-san, what is the latest lie you have told yourself?
I told my manager that I was busy and did not reply to his message.
Next, Yamauchi-san, what is the latest lie you have told yourself?
At a handshake event, when a fan told me that I was lame again, I said that I was lame even though I was not lame.
Ok, next, Goto-san, what is the latest lie you have told yourself?
80% of the emcees in the park are lying.
Next, Komada-san, what is the latest lie you have told yourself?
Who is the member you are not good with?
Team K-4's Itou Raira.
Next, Yamamoto-san.
Who is the member you are not good with?
Team H's Yamamoto Mao.
Next up is Goto-san.
Who is your least favorite member?
Yamamoto Yuna of the 3rd Gen.
And now for the last question.
First up is Komado-san.
What is a word you hear a little too often?
Tororo
Next up is Fuchigami-san.
Yamauchi
For you...
Yamauchi
Next up is Yamauchi-san.
What is a word you hear a little too often?
American cherry
And last up is Goto-san.
What is a word you hear a little too often?
Tantanmen
The next song is "shabu-gachinzetto".
Now, we're going to have a chat.
But it's boring to just chat.
If someone's heart switches to "shabu-gachinzetto" during the talk,
you'll have to improvise and look for an exit.
Today, we're going to choose our roles.
Yeah, we're going to choose our roles for HKT48.
Why did you choose "hakagasa"?
That's true.
We're going to train ourselves.
Since we're here today, we're going to improvise and look for an exit.
Let's get started.
Do you have anything you want to say?
What do you want me to say?
Do you want me to talk about your ideal legendary magic?
No, no.
Anything is fine.
Like your ideal type?
Since you couldn't fall in love earlier...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Since you're talking about your ideal type,
HKT48 is allowed to talk about your ideal type, right?
That's right.
Even one-sided love is okay.
I see, I see.
Even delusions are okay, right?
By the way, let's hear it from Yamaguchi-san.
My ideal type...
How should I say it...
A firm person.
It's better than someone who's not firm, right?
What are you doing?
She's really firm.
Really?
A firm person is good, right?
Like keeping your room clean and stuff.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's important.
What about you, Fuchigami-san?
I like someone who does sports.
That's good.
What do you like the most?
Baseball.
Oh, she likes baseball!
She played it for 9 years.
Really?
I like someone who plays baseball but isn't that strong.
That's just right!
When she was in middle school, she was a captain.
Oh, that's good!
She's a captain but...
Her voice is loud.
It's not strong at all.
And it's an official match.
She's never scored a single hit.
Never.
Don't brag about it!
Fuchigami-san's condition is...
I like someone like that.
Someone like that?
Like someone who can reach you in a good way.
So she's a baseball player who can reach you in a good way.
I see.
That's good.
What about you, Goto-san?
I like someone who has money.
Wow, that's great, Goto-san!
In the future?
Yes.
What about your job?
My job?
I like someone like an oil king.
An oil king?
That's amazing!
But there's no one like that.
No one?
No one.
An oil king?
An oil king won't come to HKT at the latest.
They're busy.
That's right.
I see.
That's important.
You have high expectations.
What about you, Komada-san?
I thought someone like Ikeda-san would be good.
Why? Why? Why? I don't like it.
Hiroka, you're confessing your love to Ikeda-kun, right?
I told you not to say it!
But I saw you writing it in your letter!
- Stop it! - Do your best!
- Stop it!
- It's my first time meeting you. - No, it's okay.
- It's after school, right? - Yeah!
- Don't say it! - But Ikeda-kun is not good at baseball, so it's okay.
- Can you really do it? - That's right.
- Ikeda-kun doesn't know. - He's not popular.
- Did club activities end? - Oh, it's Ikeda-kun!
- Excuse me! - Huh?
I've liked you for a long time.
Will you go out with me?
- Huh? - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Oh no, are you serious? - Go with me! Go with me!
- It's your chance! - Seriously, it's your chance!
- Hey! - Do it! Do it!
- What? - Go with me!
- A trio of members? - Go with me! Go with me!
- There's no one like you!
- That's right, but... - There's no one as cute as you!
- Sorry! - Huh?
- No way... - I...
You're gay?!
- Huh? Are you... - Let's go, let's go!
- Time's up! - How is it?!
It's pretty great, isn't it?!
- Wonderful! All of you join in! - You're gay...?
- You're gay... - I didn't know!
- I see... - I didn't know...
- I saw you guys hug each other a lot, so I wanted you to join in too... - I see...
- That's right, that's right... - I see...
- It's like you like him, and you're like that... - Yeah...
But you came in naturally.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
This is it.
Yes.
And you set up the baseball club with the talk before that.
It was great.
Great.
Now that we've heard from Komura-san...
Yes.
What about you, Yabuki-san?
With my face...
Your face?
Amazing.
You're pure.
That's right.
What kind of person is your face like?
A cool person.
What kind of person?
Refreshing.
Yes.
Today's audience...
Everyone's cool.
That's right.
Then...
A bit down-to-earth look?
Down-to-earth look?
With your face...
Which one?
Between you two.
Which one?
Yes!
He's not doing it.
I see.
It's the face!
The face!
I see.
The moment her right hand came in contact with mine and I pointed my finger at her, she put it on me.
And I ended up like this.
It's because you made a mistake.
I see.
That's right. It's the face.
Yes, it is.
So, what did you say?
I'm tall and very kind.
And I'm rich.
And I have a lot of room in my heart.
I'd like to be an adult.
I'd like to be 10 years old or older.
10 years older?
Yes.
10 years older?!
10 years older.
How old are you now?
I'm 18 now.
If you can't do it now, you're 28.
Yes.
Even if you can't do it now...
I'd like to be about 30 years old.
Why?
I like old men.
What?!
You have a chance!
Congratulations!
I'll do it!
She's saving up for it now.
But...
10 years...
It's not 10 years old!
I see.
There are a lot of conditions.
I see.
Love.
Love is good.
So, you're an idol who can't fall in love now.
If you weren't an idol, what would you like to do?
For me...
When I joined HKT, I wrote my dreams and hobbies for the audition paper.
But everyone wrote that they wanted to be an idol.
I wrote that I wanted to be a baker.
Yes.
Alright, I should improve myself today as well.
Good morning!
I'm counting on you for today as well.
Yes, thank you for your support.
Thank you for your support.
Excuse me!
Yes?
I want you to join us as new people.
You want to join us?
Yes.
You can join us.
Thank you for your support.
You can join us.
Please do.
Thank you for your support.
I know your name.
I want to eat that bread.
Welcome!
You take it.
Alright, I'll turn it around.
Turn it around?
When did you come in?!
Welcome!
Thief!
What?! Thief?!
Thief?!
Yes!
Hey!
Hey, we have to call the police!
Wait a minute!
Is it about the police?
We have a thief here.
Could you come here for a moment?
Thank you for your support.
Yes, thank you for your support.
Segway! Segway!
It's a Segway!
Hello! Where are you?
It's a thief!
It looks like one!
You're under arrest!
Yes, I brought it!
I brought it earlier!
Manager! Manager!
I was touched by this person earlier!
Weird people!
I like your butt.
Gross! Gross!
Why?
I like your butt.
It started with "paya" and ended with "butt".
What does it mean?
I like your butt.
There were many developments.
You wanted to be "paya", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's nice and simple.
But you wanted to be a florist or a kindergarten teacher.
A kindergarten teacher.
I like little kids.
So I wanted to be a kindergarten teacher.
Does it matter?
Are you going?
I like little kids.
Me, too!
I know!
Kids are cute!
I wanted to be a lawyer.
A lawyer!
I wanted to be a lawyer.
I didn't drink, but I wanted to try a lawsuit.
That's nice.
I wanted to try a lawsuit.
Please return the store manager.
Detective!
The store manager may have touched your butt.
He's a very nice person!
I think he touched you because you said "butt" and not "butt".
You're mistaken!
If you were delusional, you would have been touched.
He's a pervert!
The store manager!
Please help!
Let's hear the defendant's opinion.
What do you think?
I'm a pervert.
Are you?
He touched my belly and my butt.
I want to touch everything.
I want to touch everything in that store.
Detective!
But you know, please believe me. I like bread.
It's true that I like bread.
Defendant, I'm begging you, please defend me.
Defendant, is it you?
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Defendant...
Well...
How did you like being touched?
Being touched... Well, it was my fifth time.
Really? You've been hiding it all this time?
Yes, I didn't like it at all.
But, well, he's a pretty nice guy, so...
This time... I think it's fine.
So, store manager, which do you like better, bread or underwear?
Let's decide with this.
That's right.
Bread or underwear?
Bread, underwear, underwear, underwear!
Bread!
It's underwear!
Do you like underwear? Do you hate underwear?
I love it!
Oh, you hate it!
I love it!
I want to eat bread.
So, from now on, um...
Can we ask the store manager to lead us?
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine, right?
Please get off.
Yes.
It's over.
There's no turning back.
It's just you being a pervert.
Bread or underwear, which do you like better?
It's the first time I've been told that in my life.
He's a really nice guy.
Well...
Lawyer!
Isn't it like this?
That's right.
Lawyer, right?
Really, it's...
Well, I wanted to read something, so I wanted to buy something for kids, but...
I couldn't find it, so now I'm an idol.
Lawyer.
I'm saying this, but my catchphrase is...
I want to be a weathercaster.
You have a lot of dreams.
You have a lot of dreams, don't you?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you haven't said it yet.
What did you want to do?
What was it?
You haven't said it yet.
I wanted to do...
I wonder what it is.
If you don't become an idol, you should aim for it.
Hmm...
I wonder what it is.
Well, you can do it after you quit being an idol.
Hmm...
Well, well, well...
Let's not talk about quitting now.
Do you have anything?
In the future...
I wanted to be a voice actress.
Oh, you did?
Yes, I wanted to be one.
Hmm...
You know...
A-te-re-ko, right?
Yes, that's right.
You read it like this, right?
Yes, I read it like that.
It sounds difficult.
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
What's wrong with you?
That's how it is.
A voice actress, right?
Yes.
That's good.
Well...
Acting is more about being funny.
Funny?
Being funny!
Is it like manga or comedy or whatever?
Yes, I like comedy.
Really?!
Comedy!
Oh, I see.
I want to watch a comedy show.
Let's put it on TV.
How about Deusisaurus Staterata?
Staterata!
Season 3!
What season did you act in?
Season 3.
14-chan!
Go home!
Oh, it started!
I'm sorry!
Why?
Hey, you came all the way here and you're running away?!
Huh? What's wrong?
I'm not running away or anything...
Are you thinking about it?
No, it's the other way around!
I said it the other way around!
It's a live broadcast!
It's really a live broadcast!
Come over here!
It's too late for you to run away now!
Again!
It's a live broadcast!
I'm scared and I can't do it!
Don't mess with me!
I'm not doing it for you!
I know, I know, but...
"But"?!
It's not "but"! Everyone's waiting for you!
I ran away!
I'm already...
at my limit!
I know, Kenta.
You idiot!
When?
It's your turn!
Eye exam!
Turn around!
Like that?
No, you can't!
You can't do it!
Turn off the channel!
Turn it off!
It's over! It's over!
Wait a minute!
Can I do just one?
Let me do it!
I'll do my best!
Before I grab you...
Oh, eye exam!
Eye exam! Eye exam!
Stop it!
Why are you doing it?
It's a riot!
It's really a riot!
It's a riot!
I was watching it yesterday!
Really?!
So I was happy to see you in person!
Why do you say that?!
Eye exam! Eye exam! Eye exam!
In the past, you had good eyesight, but now you have poor eyesight, right?
Wow!
I really like you!
Well, my dad said that to me!
I was happy to see you before!
I was happy to see you!
Yay!
I'm glad!
Thank you!
I didn't think you could do it!
I'm happy!
I think you just slipped normally in the middle of it!
I slipped!
No way!
We were doing the concert in the end!
We're sorry!
I'm happy!
So...
We did it somehow!
We did it quite a bit!
But that's it!
That's it!
Thank you!
By the way, here is the last one!
Hogamina! MVF!
So, who did their best in this hour?
I don't know.
You all look great.
Ikera-san, don't you think?
No!
MVF!
No!
In black and white?
You look like a dead person!
So, is it okay to announce it now?
Then, let's announce it!
Hogamina Face Committee approved...
It's a blackout!
And the next performance will be in Cumbricola!
Yay!
Wonderful!
Awesome!
Yay!
Did you say something you wanted to do?
I have a lot of things I want to do.
I want to do "moe".
"Moe"?
I want my members to do "moe".
I see, I see, I see.
That's good.
I've never seen a woman doing it for another woman.
That's true.
I'll think about it.
Please come to the cafe.
Today's MVP was Ms. Fuchigami!
Thank you!
Lastly, let's say goodbye with a facial expression.
One, two...
H.K.T.48's...
Thank you!