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H.K.T.48's...
"Hokamiya"!
H.K.T.48's "Hokamina," "Everyone else!"
Today, we'll be broadcasting live from Hakata Reballion Hall!
Speaking of summer, it's snowing!
So, I'd like to introduce myself in a cute way as a dolphin!
Alright! Let's compete until autumn!
I'm Serina Katakumara Serina! Nice to meet you!
Cute!
Today's topic is fun!
I'm Izuhi Mimoto, a member of Team H!
Yay!
I won't ride with you
I'm Yasumina of Team H!
I won't go to the swimming pool with you! I'm Yohan Juna!
"Take me to Harajuku" I'm Hiroka Komada, also known as "P-chan"!
Today's Hoka Mina is a summer show, so we'd like to give you a full summer plan!
Now, let me introduce the person who will liven up the show with us!
These two very passionate people!
- Who's passionate? - Passionate!
I'm passionate!
You're in charge of being passionate!
- You're already passionate, right? - Passionate!
- You're passionate, right? - Passionate!
- Is there such a thing? - It's bigger than I thought it would be.
What's the difference? It's bigger than you thought it would be.
- I thought it would be more compact. - But it looks thinner that way, so I'm grateful.
- You guys, right? - Yes.
That's what I always think.
I look thinner.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
You're suddenly calm.
First of all, let's take a look at your cute appearances!
Let's start with this!
Impromptu Summer Queen Decision Match!
Let me explain the rules.
Valentine's Day Queen and so on.
Graduation Queen and so on.
We've decided on various queens.
This time, we'd like to decide on a queen related to summer.
- Yes. - Yes.
Everyone will be given one item to choose from at 9 o'clock.
- Yes. - Yes.
Using the item you chose at 9 o'clock,
we'll make you, who are suitable for summer queens,
into "kyun"s.
- Yes. - Yes.
- The audience will make the decision. - Yes.
- Are you "kyun"s? - No, we're not.
- Thank you!
You'll be "hyakkyun"s.
You'll be "hyakkyun" points.
- Let's see how many "kyun"s you'll get. - Yes, let's go!
- The summer queen will decide. - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Are you confident? - No!
- No!
- Even though you're "kyun"s? - No!
- No!
- You are "kyun"s, right? - Yes.
- No? - Not really.
- Not at all.
- Umemoto-san? - Not at all.
- Yes.
- Iyama-san? - Not much.
- Ito-san?
- No. - Yamaguchi-san?
- No!
- You're "kyun"s. - Yes.
- Umemoto-san? - Not much.
- Yes.
- Then we'll stop this project. - Yes.
- We should stop it. - We should stop it.
Even if you're not confident, do your best!
- Let's start with Kiba-san. - Shall we? - Yes.
- Please choose one. - Please choose one.
- This one! - Oh!
- What is it? - A tent? - A tent!
- A tent! It's quite big! - It's big! - A tent can be put on this stage! - It's big!
- Yesterday, we stayed here in front of the stage. - We stayed here!
- We got a proper hotel room! - We stayed in a tent. - It's big!
- Kozo-san, are you okay? - Yes!
- Please say "are you sleepy?" to the camera. - Yes!
- Then, it's Kumazawa-san's challenge! Please go ahead!
- Well, it's scary to sleep alone at night, so will you sleep with me?
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's cute! - It's cute!
- It's very good! - It's good!
- It's good! It's good! It's very good! - It's cute!
- It's good to sleep in a tent, right? - It's cute!
- No, please go away! - It's scary!
- Please don't go any further! - You're a genius!
- Please stop in front of me! - Now, it's the audience's decision! Please give us your decision!
- It's quite good, isn't it? - It's good!
- 98 points! - It's good!
- 5 points! - High score! - It's high!
- Suddenly, it's high score! - You said you didn't have confidence, didn't you?
- Then, it's the next question! - Yes!
- Memoto-san, are you okay? - He's stiff! Do your best!
- Memoto-san! TV show! TV show! - Memoto-san!
- His eyes are wide open! - Memoto - san!
- He has a scary face, but his smile is... - He's an idol, you know? He's an idol!
- He's an idol, isn't he? His awkward smile! - It's okay!
- Then, let's play it! - Let's play it!
- Okay! One, two...
- "I Love You", "Cinderella", "Fireworks"!
- Isn't "Fireworks" good? - Isn't "Fireworks" cute? - I want to do it!
- It's one of the items in "Fireworks", right? - Yes!
- It's a high score in the beginning, right? - Yes.
- You have to go beyond it.
- Oh? - Speak!
- Were you nervous? - "Fireworks"! "Fireworks"!
- Let's do it, "Fireworks". - I want to do it!
- No, you can't do it now. - You want to do it, right?
- Are you ready? - Okay!
- Oh, you're energetic! - You're energetic!
- Now, it's starting. - Now, let's go, Umemotsu - san's challenge!
- Hey, let's do "Fireworks" together. If you win, will you do me a favor?
- Which one will wake up first?
- Umemotsu-san, what did you do?
- That's great! - Umemotsu-san!
- What kind of favor is it? - What kind of favor is it?
- Tell me what it is! - What is it?
- Hey, if you win, what will you do?
- Tell me! - Shut up! - You shut up!
- Let's go to the judgment, Umemotsu-san's judgment, please!
- Oh! - Wow! - That's pretty good, isn't it?
- 97 points! - Wow!
- That's pretty good! - That's pretty good!
- Now, let's go to Yama-san's turn! - Yes! - Yes!
- Now, please draw it! Yama-san, are you confident? - No!
- No? Huh? "No" continues, doesn't it? - Yes!
- "No" is... - A fan! - A fan!
- That's good, isn't it? - It looks difficult!
- Ah! It's spinning! - It's spinning!
- Wow! - It's spinning with such a surprise! - I'm sorry!
- It's my first time seeing it! - It's spinning!
- In fact, I'm surprised that it's not spinning! - It's spinning!
- It's my first time seeing it! - It's spinning!
- Now, Yama-san, let's go! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes! I'm ready!
- Now, Yama-san's challenge! - Ah...
- Won't you go to space with me? - Wow!
- That's cute! - That's cute!
- That's cute!
- That's good! It's very... It has a sense of scale!
- We are aliens! We will do it with all our might! - That's good!
- It's quite... If you invite me now...
- Now, let's have the audience rating...
- It's gone down! - How?!
- It's gone down... - Let's go together...
- 70 points!
- That's high! - It's not that high...
- It's high...
- Now, shall we have the first prize? - Yes!
- First prize! - Please draw it!
- Ice! - Ice!
- Not bad! - Ice!
- That's not bad!
It's a real one.
It's hot.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Ito-san's challenge, go ahead!
Ice cream, half and half?
Yes!
You kissed me!
Why did you kiss me right away?
Because you said you were sweating a lot, so I kissed you right away.
I was sweating a lot, but it was very good.
How did you feel about it?
Let's see the audience's judgment!
92 points!
That's good.
Next, Yamauchi-san!
Yes!
What will I get?
It's shaved ice!
Yes, shaved ice!
Shaved ice and summer food continues.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Next, Yamauchi-san's challenge!
Hey, one isn't enough, so let's split it in half!
Let's split it in half!
Are you going to eat it?
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine, right?
Now, let's see the audience's judgment!
Please look forward to it!
Raise it!
Wow, everyone raised it up out of nervousness!
Raise it up!
Oh, it went up!
95,000 points!
Oh, it went up quite a bit!
I didn't expect it to go up in this order!
Komada-san, you can do it!
Komada-san, are you ready?
Yes!
It's difficult!
Oh, it's coming!
Oh, good, good, good!
It smells good!
It's good!
Now, it's Komada-san's turn!
Oh, who's on top of my stomach, I don't like it!
No, no, no!
Do you know who it is?
Is it someone from security?
Who raised it up out of nervousness?
Who?
The way you said it was cute, but what you said wasn't good.
It didn't make you feel nervous, but...
It's the audience's decision, please!
Raise it up! Raise it up!
I said raise it up!
I said raise it up, but it didn't go up at all!
Yes, 50 points!
It wasn't cute.
It wasn't cute, but it stayed in your heart.
I think everyone will say, "Is it really a private sunglasses that you're wearing?"
Please say it properly.
I'll do it with all my power.
Yes!
Now, let's review the points!
Now, who is the first water-drinking champion?
It's not me! It's not me!
It's not me!
Her hands aren't up straight!
She's beautiful!
Now, the first winner is...
Kumada-san!
It was cute, wasn't it?
It was really cute.
Lastly, can you do a winning phrase for us?
One more time?
Yes!
Anything is fine.
But I did it!
It's hot.
Everyone, if you leave it like this, the kubo will boil up!
So now, please cool the kubo with various goods!
The first challenger is Kuma-chan-san!
From this box, we will randomly draw cold goods, so please cool the kubo with them!
The goods are...
A water gun!
So now, Kuma-san-san, please cool the kubo with the water gun!
Please!
So now, has the kubo cooled down?
Don't do it to people!
So now, our summer special project is this!
The extremely happy wedding of the host, Takakura!
You're in a good mood, aren't you?
From now on, you will attend the wedding as a relative!
However, I, the host, Takakura, will never say such a thing!
I will never say such a thing!
I will definitely do what you told me to do!
And the groom will be...
This pig!
No! No! No!
Well, we haven't decided on a new dad yet, so we're going to vote and decide who the new dad is.
It's about what kind of person you want to be.
Let's have one person vote, Ms. Kumazawa.
I don't care who it is, even if it's a friend.
I don't like it.
Hey, if you don't vote loudly, you'll say something really bad.
Here I go.
Are you ready? Let's go, Ms. Kumazawa.
Dad!
The father of the new dad.
Yes, and Ms. Yumemoto.
Here I go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
The father is fast!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
There's a lot left.
Let's go, Ms. Yamada.
Why?
Ms. Yamada, please vote.
The best friend of the new dad.
Yes, that's good.
Everyone, don't look like you have a lot of things left.
Ms. Itou.
Ms. Itou, please vote.
Ms. Itou, what is it?
Here I go!
Cute!
What is it?
Cute!
Ms. Itou, what is it?
What do you mean you don't like it?
And Ms. Yamada.
Here I go.
The best friend of the new dad.
Ms. Itou, what is it?
And Ms. Yamada.
And lastly...
Here I go.
The best friend of the new dad.
Cute!
Yes!
Now that we've decided, everyone, please stand by!
Yes!
I want to go home.
You want to go home?
You can't go home.
It's over.
I'll tell you this is work.
Cute!
Do your best!
Please do your best!
Do your best, Ms. Yamada.
Ms. Itou, are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're beautiful.
This side?
I'm not happy.
Why aren't you happy?
It's hot!
It's hot for me, too.
It's hot when you get close.
It's the hottest for me.
Okay, let's go.
Now, the wedding of the wedding host, Takakura's crazy happy summer wedding!
Now, I would like to hold a wedding ceremony for the Kubo family and the Ito family.
First of all, I would like you to make a toast.
I would like to ask Mr. Yamada, a friend of the groom and also an ex-husband of the groom, to make a toast.
Mr. Yamada, thank you for coming.
First of all, please say a word to the groom and then make a toast.
Go ahead!
You have cheated me many times.
She's getting into it.
I'm really glad I broke up with you.
Laila-chan...
You pig!
Cheers!
It's natural for us to get married now, isn't it?
I'm glad you called me.
I'm glad you called me and I'm glad you came.
Now, let's move on to the wedding ceremony.
I would like you to sing a song you wrote for the groom and the bride.
Is it useless for me to look away?
I would like you to sing a song you wrote for the groom and the bride.
I would like you to sing a song you wrote for your bride's friend, Mr. Yamauchi.
Mr. Yamauchi is a good singer.
Where is it?
A song?
Please sing a song you wrote for your bride's friend, Mr. Yamauchi.
Laila-san, you can't get married!
You can't get married!
Thank you very much!
The message from the bride's friend is responsible for the album.
Next, we have someone who will sing a celebratory rap for the bride and groom.
What's wrong with you two in the front row? Your little mouths are moving!
You're singing like goldfishes.
The bride's friend, Komada-san.
Komada-san, you were playing with those two in the front row, but I wasn't!
I know you were like that, so I won't overlook it!
Next, we have a celebratory rap from the bride's friend, Komada-san.
Ebi Ebi Ebi Everybody, Ebi Ebi Ebi Ebi Ebi,
Laila-chan, congrats for getting married to such a dirty guy.
How will you cook from now on?
I'll make you look like a wild man.
Hey, fat guy!
Hey fatty! Hey fatty! Fatty!
Make Lyra happy from now on too!
Fatty! Fatty! Come on, fatty! Fatty! Fatty!
Come on, fatty!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
You don't say a rap battle is a rap battle.
Come on, fatty!
I want you to become friends with the priest from now on.
From "fat" to "please"
It's a pig's hand.
Surprisingly good guy is fat.
Stop it.
Time's up!
Surprisingly good guy is fat
It's a wrap.
I didn't expect it to be a rap battle.
Wait a minute.
Is there such a thing?
There is such a battle.
I got it.
Everyone, please remember it.
It's a happening.
Let's move on.
Next is...
Celebration gag for the bride and groom.
You can look each other in the eye.
Everyone turns their eyes away.
It doesn't matter if you turn your eyes away.
Mr. Umazawa and Mr. Umeboto, are you okay?
Celebration gag...
The bride and groom's friend, Mr. Yamada will do it.
You looked like you were sure you wouldn't do it.
Are you sure you won't do it?
Please calm down.
You looked like you were sure you wouldn't do it.
Let's go to the front and do a one-shot gag.
Whatever it is, it's a celebration one-shot gag.
What's a gag?
It's...
Let's go.
Mr. Yamada will do a celebration one-shot gag.
Let's go.
I haven't thought of anything. What should I do?
Please do a one-shot gag with this glass.
Let's go.
Time's up!
What?
It started like a drinking contest.
Next is...
By the bride's mother...
Are you showing us already?
By the bride's mother...
For the bride...
For the bride's daughter...
An "ayureo" gag.
Please do that one.
It's like "odeo" and "tosuka".
"Ayureo".
"Raira".
"Raira" will do it.
"Raira"?
"Raira".
"Raira" will do it.
For the bride's mother...
By the bride's mother...
An "ayureo" gag.
First is...
"Ra"!
"Raira".
One day, suddenly...
What?
One day, suddenly...
"Raira", one day, suddenly...
"Raira"'s "i"!
"I"...
"Ibitsu" (distorted)
"Donna" (husband)
"Ibitsu" (distorted)
"Raira", one day, suddenly...
"Ibitsu" (distorted)
"Donna" (husband)
"Ibitsu" (distorted)
"Raira" 's "ra"!
"Ra"!
This man is bigger than a camel.
Please love him.
Thank you very much!
Really good person!
She said camel, but it's not easy to understand.
But, she's different from a camel.
"Ibitsu" (distorted)
It's saying "Ibitsu"(distorted)
It's an expression.
I'm sorry for my parents.
And...
Father of champion,
Aieo Corp.
He wants you to work on it.
With "kubo"...
Two letters, two letters.
With "kubo", I'd like to play a game.
It's two letters.
Because it has "takuten" in it.
It's "bo".
Then, the newspaper's father, Mr. Komazawa-san.
With "kubo", please play "aiu".
First is "kubo"'s "ku"!
"Kubo-kun"!
Yes.
"Kubo-kun"!
And...
"bo"!
"Boko boko" you're fat, aren't you?!
"Rion"!
That's weird!
What are you doing?! Don't "takuten" me!
"Boko boko" you're not "buku buku", are you?!
Yes, I'm like that.
Yes...
So...
Now...
Lastly...
From "shinpu" to "shinro"...
There's "basei" letter.
"Basei"?
Yes.
It's been a while since I heard "basei".
There's a letter, right?
Yes.
In this, "basei" letter is probably...
A sentence is written.
A touching one, right?
A touching "basei" is...
A touching "basei"...
Then...
Yes.
"shinpu"'s Ito-san...
Please!
Yes!
To Kubo-kun...
Thank you for marrying me.
Oh, it's fine, it's fine.
You cheated on me...
And tried to one-click scam me on a dangerous website...
Stop it! Stop it!
I didn't do it!
You took a million yen debt and made me worry a lot.
And you were fat and chubby...
This is the right answer.
You were fat and chubby...
I'm not fat and chubby!
You were big like a rakudan...
So...
After you marry me...
Please visit Rise Up...
And let me see you reborn!
I'm looking forward to working with you...
Fatty!
Are you calling me like that?
Thank you very much!
Today...
Congratulations.
I don't want to be congratulated!
I got divorced when I was a groom's friend.
We still have some time left...
One more thing!
One last thing...
What's wrong, Mr. Uemoto?!
The last thing you will do...
Is to work with me for the first time!
I would like you to do this.
Please step forward.
Do your best!
You have to see this!
It's a shutter chance!
Your first collaboration is...
I got involved...
A shutter chance!
Your first collaboration is...
A shutter chance!
The theme is...
A convenience store!
Go ahead!
That will be 800 yen.
Thank you very much!
It's not coming at all.
Excuse me...
Yes?
How much is it?
Priceless!
I like it! I like it!
Embarrassing!
Good combination! Embarrassing!
It's still hot!
It's still hot, so please cool it down!
The next challenger is Umemoto-san!
Umemoto-san, please cool it down!
Here it is!
Oh! It's nice!
It's nice, isn't it?
Umemoto-san, please cool it down!
Please!
It's hot!
Closer! Closer! Closer!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Umemoto-san, did you cool it down?
Ouch!
Now, let's talk about the members' delusion explosion!
Manatsu no Mousou Kenkyun Gekijou!
Yay!
Now, everyone has come up with a situation where you become the main characters of shoujo manga, haven't you?
Yes!
You've answered the questionnaire, haven't you?
Yes!
The author of the questionnaire adapted it to the summer situation and made it into a script!
Yes!
He's been in Akiba for 25 years, right?
Yes!
He's a writer who doesn't know anything!
Yes!
Otsushi-nen!
Otsushi-nen is making this for us!
Yes!
We're going to do it now!
Yes!
We're going to do it now, but we'll choose from either of you!
Yes!
First of all, are you bad at acting or are you fat?
Both of you have flaws.
Let's start with Umemoto-san.
Umemoto-san, you've been pulling your face away!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
The setting is that you're separated from your friends at a summer festival.
What's the point of it?
You'll be alone from the middle of it.
I'm getting excited!
You'll be separated from your friends.
Who will you choose?
The one who's fat!
Hey!
Don't call me by my name!
It's not me.
There are quite a few people who are fat!
Let's go with the one who's thin.
Summer festival...
Oh, there's also an extra!
An extra...
An extra is the man at the stall.
Then it's Takagura-kun.
Oh, it's me.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Umemoto-san, you've been separated from your friends at a summer festival.
Here you go!
Where did they all go?
Right? They're separated.
Hey, hey, hey, you two over there!
Don't you have a strategy?
Stop it! Stop it!
You two over there!
How much is this?
It's 3,000 yen.
It's expensive!
Don't do something that expensive, you idiot!
Oh, fireworks!
It's already up.
It's up.
It can't be helped. Let's watch it here.
Next year, let's do it just the two of us.
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Next year, let's do it just the two of us.
What do you think of it?
That's what you want us to say, isn't it?
That's right, but...
You came up with it yourself.
Well, you know, people are different.
People are different?
People are different, right?
Who's different?
It's different from what you thought.
Now, let's move on.
Next up is...
Komada-san!
Yes!
Working part-time at a shaved ice shop!
Yes!
So you're working part-time?
Yes!
So you like it?
Well...
I like it.
You like it, right?
Do you have any good lines there?
Yes, I do.
Now, who will you choose as your partner?
I'll go with someone other than Kubo-san.
No, it's not me!
I'm kind of hurt, too.
I wasn't called by my name.
Yes, let's watch it.
Komada-san!
Working part-time at a shaved ice shop!
Let's watch it!
How about some shaved ice?
Oh, nice.
How about some shaved ice?
It's 1,000 yen now.
That's expensive!
How about some shaved ice?
Shaved ice...
Huh?
Komada-chan!
It's expensive!
Huh? What are you doing?
I'm working part-time here.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Wow, that's amazing!
What will you do?
Then, I'll have two shaved ice.
Okay!
Oh, "two" means for her, right?
One, two...
Okay, I'll have two!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll give you this.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you this.
If you think of her during your part-time job, will you give it to me?
Yes, I will.
But I want you to have a refreshing image of me.
If you can't stand it like this, you're at your limit.
You're a classmate, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Are you a classmate of 36 years old?
No, I'm not.
Please match me with her.
But it's good.
This setting is good.
I love it.
Let's move on.
This is your setting, Kumazawa-san.
A summer festival with a few friends.
What's the point of this setting?
Well, there is something going on between a few people.
Is there something going on?
Yes.
Why are you so excited?
She suddenly became excited.
Well, what should we do?
Which one will you choose?
Well...
I'll choose Odebu-chan.
Odebu-chan.
I see.
There is also an extra friend role.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, Kumazawa-san.
This setting is a summer festival with a few friends.
Kumazawa-san, what will you do next?
Well, I want to eat yakisoba and shaved ice.
If you eat that much, you'll get fat like me.
Oh, you're right.
Then I won't do it.
Oh, it's starting.
It's beautiful.
It's a secret for everyone.
No, it's not a secret!
This is so heart-throbbing!
Holding hands...
It's a secret for everyone...
And then he gets caught!
That's dangerous!
No, it's not!
If you get caught, it's really a secret!
It's really a secret!
And I was wondering...
When I was walking with my friends...
You don't say anything!
No, I mean...
When you're with friends, you say it in a low voice!
That's right!
Were you nervous?
Um, yes!
I was nervous, but I couldn't help laughing!
Why are you laughing?!
No, laughing is really creepy!
Creepy?
It was creepy!
It's not creepy!
Yes, and so...
Let's continue!
It's Yamauchi-san!
Yes!
Yamauchi-san's setting is this!
A sea date just the two of you!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?
The sea is good!
Yes!
The point is...
I don't even remember what I was thinking about!
Yes!
She suddenly has a disability!
And so...
The item is good!
Which item do you like?
Then...
The bucket!
Oh!
Really?!
I'm kind of shocked!
The sudden bucket popularity!
It's pretty popular!
Yes!
It suits you!
You look like an old man!
Cute!
You look like an old man eating rice balls!
Let's go, Yamauchi-san!
A sea date just the two of you!
Kubo-kun!
I changed!
The sea was really fun today!
Kubo-kun, have you changed yet?
Yes!
I changed here!
Oh, right!
I brought a flashlight!
Yes!
Let's do it at the end!
Yes!
It's over!
Let's come together again next year.
What's wrong with you?
You're crying.
Were you embarrassed?
No, I wasn't.
You weren't?
You're funny.
What kind of laugh was that?
Your face was funny.
It was funny?
I'm glad.
I'm grateful to my parents for giving me a funny laugh.
Thank you.
Let's come together again next year.
This will last forever, right?
Yes.
This is good.
This is beautiful.
Right?
Let's come together again next year.
Next is Yamada-san.
Yes.
Here is Yamada-san's setting.
A date with someone you like and a firework date.
That's good.
You haven't dated yet?
We haven't dated yet.
You haven't dated yet.
My heart is pounding.
That's good.
Who will you date?
I think you're sweating.
I'll change it for you.
Thank you.
Thank you for taking care of me.
It's very expensive.
Let's go, Yamada-san.
A firework date with someone you like and a firework date.
Let's go.
Thank you for waiting.
I didn't wait at all.
You're amazing.
Right?
You're amazing.
I have to make sure I don't come off.
What's wrong?
It's nothing.
Really?
The fireworks have started.
It's beautiful.
It is.
I'm sorry.
The fireworks are good, but I like Marina's yukata.
Wow, that's good.
Disgusting!
After this, the lines will be like, "This man is weird, but..."
Sorry, the fireworks are good, but I like Marina's yukata, too.
How was it?
My eyes...
Your eyes...
My eyes won't fall off.
Your eyes won't fall off. It's okay.
They won't fall off today.
They always fall off.
Is it okay?
Is it the last one?
Yes, let's go with the last one.
Yes.
The last one is Ito-san.
Ito-san.
Yes, Ito-san's setting is...
A few friends go to a firework show.
Yes.
Among those few people...
There's someone you're interested in.
That's good.
And the person you're interested in's personality is kind of like an "s".
Then, who's your partner?
I'll go with "s".
Takakura-san and me.
Yes.
And I'll be your friend.
Huh? This smells suspicious.
It's like you're wearing a hat all the time.
There's a friend who's enjoying the summer.
Then, let's go!
Ito-san, please!
A friend.
Let's start with a friend's line.
Everyone, you got a line here!
Thank you!
Why? You should've gotten it earlier! You're late!
Sorry, sorry!
The fireworks are starting!
Ito...
I like you.
Let's go!
Ito! Hey!
Your face is turning red!
You know...
It's turning red!
I...
I like you, but...
Hey, let's go!
You know...
Ideally...
If you suddenly confess your love to someone you like...
You don't even ask me for my answer...
You just take me with you.
Oh, that's great!
My face is turning red!
Your face is turning red!
Sun Music will pay for it.
I'm sorry about that.
That was great, wasn't it, everyone?
I think it was great, really.
My love for you...
What?
My love for you is a little...
A little?
No...
It's not the kind of comedy you should be doing.
That's right!
All I can say is...
We had a lot of fun!
Thank you for the summer memories!
Thank you!
That's all for this summer's Delusion Theater!
It's still hot.
Since it's still hot...
This time, both of you have to cool Kubo-san down at the same time!
Yamada-san and Itou-san will have to do a challenge!
The goods you'll be getting are...
These!
Shaved ice!
Shaved ice sounds good!
Now, use the shaved ice to cool Kubo-san down!
Please do it!
Good! Good! Good!
Now, put it on! Put it on!
Yes, Mr. Yamada! Mr. Yamada, you too! Mr. Yamada, you too!
Now, Togo-san, can you say it?
After this, the staff ate it deliciously.
They ate it, didn't they?
Let's move on to the last one!
Beyond the actor's expectations! Handsome guy dialogue battle!
Now, the three of you are in charge of comedy and acting.
No, I'm not!
I'm in charge of comedy and Kubo-kun is in charge of acting.
No, I'm not!
In the past, you played the leading role in the Thai drama "Ryomaden", didn't you?
No, I'm not!
It means you have a face like that as an actor.
I don't!
Well, you're confident in your handsome guy dialogue, aren't you?
No, I'm not confident in my handsome guy dialogue!
There's no way you are!
But what about acting?
Well, I can do it.
You can do it, right?
Why did you bring it up to Fukuyama?
Now, the three of you will announce the handsome guy dialogue that suits the situation.
However, you won't tell us which dialogue you came up with.
Well, for the other four of you, please choose one of the three that you think the members came up with.
If you have chosen one of the three, you will have to say it in front of everyone as a penalty game.
No, I'm not!
But you have to choose one!
That's right!
Let's see!
The first challengers are Umemosu-san and Komada- san!
And the situation is this!
- Amiton? - Amiton!
- Do you know about amiton? - I know about it.
- I know about kabedon. - That's right, it's a type of insect.
It's said to come after kabedon.
It's an ice that hits and pushes away insects attached to amiton.
- It's like a real amiton. - It's like playing with an amiton outside.
It's like a man playing an amiton for you.
- Shall we start? - Yes.
A is this!
Because I'll protect you.
It's an orthodox and cool line.
And B!
It's okay, because I'll protect you.
- It's similar! - It's similar, but it's cool.
Let's go with C!
Don't worry, because I'm not an insect, but a fairy.
Now, it's getting interesting.
What do you think?
- Look at their expressions. - Is it okay?
- If you three split up, will one of you win? - That's right.
- I don't want to lose. - You don't want to lose, do you?
- It's a game! - Yabochi-san.
- It's her first amiton in her life, and she lost. - Unexpectedly.
- There's a lot of time limit. - Is it over?
Let's see it together!
- Help me! - She said "help me"!
- I think it's P-chan. She likes anime, so I think she'll say something different. - "Fairy" is a word.
- I believe in P-chan, too. - "Fairy" is a word, right?
- I think I can connect P-chan to variety. - I think you'll say something more interesting than my partner.
- If it were me, I'd say Koizumo-san! - Koizumo - san, "a"!
- I thought you'd say Umemoto-san. - Umemoto-san said "a".
- That sounds good. - What do you think?
- First, Komada-san will say the line she chose. - Me?
- Will you say it, Umemoto-san? - Yes.
- Here is Komada-san's line.
- Don't worry. I'm not a bug. I'm a fairy.
- Komada-san said "a"!
- Three people said "a"!
- Komada-san, can I delete it? - No, you can't.
- I don't know yet! - Yamauchi-san, please say it.
- I missed three people.
- Next, Umemoto-san will say it.
- If Umemoto-san said "b", Yamauchi-san will be punished.
- Here is Umemoto-san's line.
- I'll protect you.
Damn it!
Kubo-san, unfortunately you weren't chosen.
Do you have any opinions about Kubo-san?
Komada-san was too strong.
Yes, Komada-san is too strong.
Her HP is very normal.
She said it herself, it's normal.
Damn it!
The next challengers are Kumada-san and Yamada- san!
The next situation is...
Head-punch!
You know about head-punches, don't you?
If A-kubo-san gets it right, it's a penalty game.
Can we change it?
Remove Komada! Remove Komada!
I'll get it right.
We don't know whose head-punch it is.
Let's start with A-kubo-san!
Hmm? Something smells different.
Did you change your shampoo?
It's creepy when you say it like that.
You can imagine a lot of things!
Let's start with B-kubo-san!
Your hair is too beautiful, I'm sorry!
Hmm...
Let's start with C-kubo-san!
Sorry, I suddenly want to do it!
What? What?
Head-punch, right?
It's not "what"!
Please don't delude yourself.
So...
The members have come up with...
If you choose what Kubo-san has come up with, you will be punished by Kubo-san.
You will be hit in the head!
No way!
But we haven't decided what to do yet.
Well, we don't know what will happen.
We may change it one question at a time.
We don't know what will happen.
It's difficult.
We don't know what will happen.
No, no, no!
Let's go!
Let's see it together!
One, two...
A-C! A-C!
So B is Kubo, right?
Let's hear it.
Ueno-san, what about A?
Well...
Only girls notice the smell of shampoo.
That's why I think it's a girl.
But your wife is there.
No way!
Your wife is there?
Unexpected!
Can you get married?
She admitted it!
She admitted it?
It's OK, right?
And you, Komano-san, what about C?
Well...
I think it's cool to do it unexpectedly.
So it's a girl's idea.
It's a member's idea.
And you, Ito-san?
When I thought about who would feel uncomfortable,
it was B.
I didn't think of anyone else.
This is...
I didn't think of anyone else.
Is it difficult?
Yes.
And you, Yamanashi-san, C?
Well...
Just now, B was Kubo-san... Kubo-san, so...
It's OK.
It's different.
Oh, no!
I said "san" instead of "san".
So...
That's why I chose C.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So...
Here is the result.
First of all, Kumazao-san...
Yes!
Please give it to Yamada-san.
OK.
Let's see it.
This is Kumazao-san's head pon.
Your hair is too beautiful.
I'm sorry.
She can't move!
Please write the same answer!
Kubo-san, here you are!
If you write a common answer, everyone will know it.
If you change it a little bit, everyone will say it's disgusting.
Kubo-san is practicing.
Next is Yamada-san.
Yamada-san's answer is...
It smells different.
Yamada-san's answer is A!
Yamada-san and Yamada-san, it's a penalty game!
Let's have Kubo-san do the penalty game!
Kubo-san, please stand at both ends of the stage.
I don't want anyone to see it!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to burn my hands.
Please do it at the same time, Kubo-san!
What's with this fancy feeling?
You're here to guess, aren't you?
You're noisy.
You're here to guess, aren't you?
Let's do it!
Kubo-san's penalty game!
Please do it!
I'm sorry, but I suddenly want to do it.
How was it, Komada-san?
My hands were shaking.
How about you, Yamauchi-san?
My hands were burning and I couldn't touch much of it, but I didn't like it.
You didn't like it.
What do you mean you didn't like it?
You were happy about it, weren't you?
You endured the pain and you endured it well.
You did your best.
That's how it is.
Shall we go for one more question?
Next, Ito-san and Yamauchi-san will go for it.
orekosu
"orekosu"?
"orekosu" means "I'll put on my costume for you".
I'd like to announce your lines.
First of all, A is...
"ore ga omae no subete wo tsutsumitai yo".
Please check it out.
You're getting serious.
I'll do my best.
You don't want to be punished.
Next, B is...
"ore ni dakishimerareteru to omotte, otonashiku kore kitero".
You're doing it because you think you're doing it.
Next, C is...
"kore de ore ga atameru no te issho da na".
Please think about it, everyone!
If it's a punishment game, do we have to wear sweat- stinking clothes?
Yes, you wore it for less than an hour and you're sweating now.
I'm getting cold.
I really don't like it.
I don't like it.
Stop it!
ABC, anyone, please write it!
Let's go!
3...
2...
Good!
1...
Alright, I've written it!
Now, please show me your cards!
Break it!
A, B, A, A, B!
You've broken it!
You've broken it, Kubo-san! Please practice!
Now, let's go!
Let's start with Itou-san!
Itou-san's OREKOSU line!
Here you go!
I want to wrap you up in me.
That's an unusual way of being happy!
You did it!
Yay, Komada-san!
Yay, Yamada-san!
It would have been better if it was multiple!
Now, the ones who will play the penalty game are...
Komada-san and...
Umemoto-san!
Are you okay? Do you have a nosebleed?
Are you feeling sick?
Now, both of you will play the penalty game!
The one who gets it right is safe!
Next!
If you don't get it right, you'll play the penalty game!
Now, Yamauchi-san!
Don't push me!
Don't push Kubo-san!
Now, let's go, Yamauchi-san!
OREKOSU line!
Here you go!
I want you to think you're in my arms and wear this.
Umemoto-san wins!
The penalty game is...
Komada-san!
Komada-san is here to win!
I only think of you.
Do you want me to beat you up?
Look at her sweat.
She's changed.
Don't mind her!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Kubo's "I only think of you"
Let's go!
Kubo's "I only think of you"
Don't mind her!
How do you like it, Momoda-san?
I'm sweating a lot.
That's it for Kubo's "I only think of you"!
No, no, no!
It's not that hot.
It stinks, doesn't it?
It's not hot at all.
It's still hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Let's cool it down more!
Yamaaki-san and Komada-san will try it!
Yes!
The items they'll try are...
This!
A cooling sheet!
This is good!
This is the best so far!
Kohan-san, please use the cooling sheet to cool Kubo-san down!
No, no, you're doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
Go, go!
Go further!
Go!
Go further!
Go, go!
Go further!
Your face and...
Yes!
Has Kubo-san cooled down?
Isn't she being beaten up by Hokuto Akira-san?
And last but not least...
Okamina MVF!
So, who will be chosen by MVF?
But you all did your best, right?
Yes, we did our best.
It was good, the impromptu song.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was very good.
So, shall we announce it?
The member chosen by MVF is...
Now, since you've been chosen by MVF...
If you win golf or something, you'll get a green jacket.
Shall we wear it?
No!
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
Are you alright, Komada?
I'm fine.
Now...
It's your second time, Komada?
It's my second time!
Since it's your second time, next time we'll have a kangaroo corner!
You've done it!
I like kangaroos.
Komada's "what's up" will be there.
Please think of something you'd like to do.
Then, shall we do Inoue Yosui-san?
No, don't do that!
Don't say Inoue Yosui-san!
So, everyone, how was it?
That's right.
I'm always participating in other people's projects.
But, since I can't always get an MVF...
This time, I'd like to go and get one.
No, you were cute! You were cute!
No, I can't just be cute!
That's harsh!
That's a famous saying!
You can't just be cute!
That's right!
You can't just be cute!
How about you, Uemoto-san?
Yes, it was fun!
Why did you come today?
No, it's work!
Why did you come?
I came for work!
You came along with me.
No!
Yama-san!
Today, I think I heard the word "the biggest pig" I've ever heard.
You heard it and said it, right?
Yes.
Don't forget it!
Saito-sama!
Yes, today was my second time participating in other people's projects.
It was really fun.
It was really good.
Yes, I also consumed a lot of calories.
That's why I'm sweating a lot.
It's not like me! Are you okay?
No one can beat you, right?
Yama-san!
For me, it was Takakura-san and Kubo-san... Kubo- kun...
You can just say "san"!
Kubo, right?
Kubo... Kubo and...
Well, it doesn't matter!
It was my second time participating!
Second time!
That's right!
So, when we met again, I thought, "She's getting bigger and bigger!"
And I still have the feeling of being touched on the head, and I think it's disgusting!
Yes, please go to the hospital right away!
Now, BBF!
Yes!
Masa!
I'm not really good at doing things on the spot!
I see!
But today, I was able to do something and do something else, so I was able to get an MVF!
That's good! That's good!
The rap was good, too!
Yes!
It was good!
You get involved in something and you get involved in something else!
Yes!
Now, it's about time for us to say goodbye!
Everyone, we heard about it! It was good, wasn't it?
It was fun!
Next time...
August 25th!
We hope to see you all again!
Yes!
Now, let's say goodbye with a title call together!
HKT48's...
Hokkaido!