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HKT48's Hokamina!
It's decided! HKT48's Hokamina will be broadcasting live from Hakatari Valley Hall today as well!
Please do!
Now, I'd like to introduce myself with my best smile, which will blow away June's hot weather!
Starting with me!
I'm HKT48 Team H's captain, Anna Itsuhiro!
Yay!
I'm Team H's Hatsune Miku!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Team H's Nemoto Itsuki!
I'm Team H's adult role-playing main cast, Ikapika and Sakafuchi Riko!
I'm Team H's adult role-playing main cast, Izumi Matsuo!
I'm Team H's adult role-playing main cast, Asuka Tomiyashi!
I can see a line here!
No, you can't!
You can't see it!
It's not a line!
You're saying it yourself!
Once again, we're joined by a wonderful entertainer!
Who is it?
Let me introduce you!
These two are well-known for their eloquence and their cuteness!
Please welcome them!
Thank you for having me!
You're so cute!
You're playing with me?
I'm getting used to you!
You're getting used to me!
Without further ado, let's see the story!
I want to see it!
Thank you!
I want to see it!
Thank you!
I won't do it normally.
If you do something for me, I'll do it!
No, it's okay!
It's okay?
You're cold!
Thank you!
Wait, wait!
You're a pro wrestler, so do it for me!
She's a pro wrestler, so do it for me!
If you won't show it to me like this...
Then...
Ume!
Ume-san!
Be super cute!
If you're cute, I'll do it!
Please do it!
It's up to you, Ume!
Um...
I like Sanshiro-san, but...
If you do it for me, I'll like you more!
I'll do it!
Komiya-san!
That's too fast!
But you still love her, right?
That's right!
Seriously!
That makes you happy, right?
Okay, okay.
Why?
I'm serious!
Are you sure?
Yes!
Okay, Sanshiro-san!
Please do it for me!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Today, I wrote a letter for you guys.
That's so nice!
If you want me to read it to you, you'll have to do the background music.
Because I'm not going to do the music, but are you eating something while you're doing the manzai?
No, I'm not eating anything!
That's not how you say "desperate words".
You go to a BBQ restaurant, order ice cream, and you get ice cream.
Order ice cream and you get ice cream.
With your smartphone's voice recognition, if you say "Shinjuku 3-chome", it'll say "it doesn't matter".
It doesn't matter!
Kojima Yoshio-san!
If you say "sanshiro", it'll say "sanoshiro".
Sanoshiro-san!
If you say "sanshiro-komiya", it'll say "panchira- kamera".
Panchira-kamera!
It's not a surveillance device.
If you say "desperate words", it'll block you.
Ah, I see, I see.
Why did you suddenly talk about fried food?
I didn't say "desperate words"!
I didn't say "desperate, desperate desperate words"!
Desperate?
I didn't say "desperate, desperate words"!
Ah, I see, I see.
Should I read it or do the background music?
Do the background music.
Okay, okay.
Oh, that's good, that's good!
Hello, everyone.
I'm sanshiro.
We always do our activities in Tokyo.
Sanshiro always does manzai.
Wait a minute.
Turn down the volume.
Wait, wait, wait.
Turn down the volume.
The background music's echo is amazing!
Hey!
The background music's echo is amazing!
Hey!
I can't read it!
Hey!
The background music's echo is amazing!
Hey!
The echo...
The echo is amazing!
I can't read it!
That's enough!
Thank you!
Yeah!
That's funny!
We'll leave the rest of the activities to you, sanshiro!
Thank you!
In this show, besides hkt48's faces and satshii,
other members' faces will be revealed to the world.
And for the members who worked the hardest today,
you'll get an mvf award, and your new face panel will change from black and white to color.
Good luck!
By the way, takaguchi-san and goto-san,
you've already won an mvf award once,
and if you win it today, you'll get a new face panel,
and... and...
I like it!
I love it!
And you'll also get a can opening segment!
Thank you!
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Today, we're here to liven up hkt48,
but we don't know much about you!
Oh!
That's why we've prepared this special event for you!
It's called...
"New Kabesha Pansuke" chosen only by you, komiya!
Now, komiya-kun, who doesn't know much about the members,
has created a ranking based on a certain theme just by looking at the new kabesha!
Now, let me announce it!
The "kabesha pansuke" chosen only by you, komiya, is...
What is it?
If I were you, I'd go out with you!
That's good!
If I were you, I'd go out with you!
I've never gone out with anyone!
That's great!
Isn't that terrible?
It's coming from above!
Now, Komiya-san, what does this mean?
I really don't like it, but if I were you, I'd go out with you!
If I were 6th, I wouldn't want to go out with you.
Everyone in Korea is making weird faces.
That's not good at all.
So, what do you think you're ranking in?
Please write your ranking in your hand.
It's only this picture, right?
In this picture, Komiya-san said...
It's okay for me to go out with you!
That's amazing!
So, what's your ranking?
Let's see!
Let's open our cards!
3rd, 3rd, 6th, 1st, 3rd, 1st! I see!
Let's see your ranking!
This one is 1st and this one is 6th.
You don't have anything to say, do you?
No, I don't!
Wait!
Why are you two in 1st place?
No, I'm really cute this time!
Ah, you're bluffing!
She's bluffing!
I see, you're confident in yourself!
No, but when I'm next to Miyo-chan...
Stop it!
I see!
You're 3rd or less, but you're 3rd and 2nd.
Yes!
You know, I want to be with you, so you're 1st, right?
I don't want to be with you, so you're 6th, right?
If 3rd was normal, I think normal is best for me.
But!
Be careful!
For that reason!
Why is it cold?
Isn't it just right?
3rd or 4th is better, right?
I see! In reality, 3rd is just right!
I see!
Umio-san, you're 6th!
Yes, for me...
I'm desperate when it comes to taking photos.
When I go to a pharmacy, I'm like, "Ah, she has this kind of face!"
How about you?
She's cute!
Kabe-chan, do you think you're 6th?
Now, Komiya-san, let's announce the ranking you chose based only on Kabe-chan!
First of all, let's announce 5th place!
Yes, yes!
Ah! If it comes out here, it's bad!
The 5th place is...
This one!
No, no, no...
Yotoha-san, you're 5th!
Looking at your face...
5th place is disgusting!
Disgusting...
No!
It's disgusting.
That's right.
No, no, no...
It's true that you don't like taking photos this time.
Yes, I don't like it that much.
Ah, you think you're 5th, too?
Yes.
Ah, well, well, well...
It's a bit like Sachi's "thin-skinned" feeling.
Ah, it hurts!
It's what Nicopia-san said.
Nicopia-san said it.
It's what she said.
That's right.
She immediately made something up.
Now, shall we continue? Let's go on to the 4th place.
The 4th place is...
This one! Here you go!
It was good, wasn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Well, well...
It's good, isn't it?
Well, well...
It was better than you expected, wasn't it?
Yes, it was good.
But you'll be able to wake up if you actually see it.
Ah, I see.
No, no, that's right.
No, that's right.
After all, this is...
No, why?
You surprised me!
What is this?
You scared me!
Now, shall we move on to the 3rd place?
Yes, yes.
Now, then...
The 3rd place is...
This one!
It was good, wasn't it?
Even though I'm in 1st place, I don't want to say it, so I'm glad I'm in 3rd place.
What's with you?
It's hard for you to win.
This is bad, bad, bad.
3rd place.
That's amazing.
That's a worthy 3rd place, isn't it, Komiya-san?
No, but it's prettier when you actually see it, but...
Thank you.
No, it's like...
It's like you're not too confident about it.
No, it's not like that!
It's not like...
Komiya-san isn't too confident about it either.
No, that's right.
How can you be so confident about this visual?
That's what I want to say.
I knew it.
It's fun to be in 6th place, you know.
Let's go to 2nd place.
Here's the announcement for 2nd place.
Here it is!
2nd place!
How do you feel about 2nd place?
I'm grateful.
You're in trouble.
I'm 2nd place.
I'm 1st place.
I'm 6th place.
You're proudly in 1st place.
No, I'm not!
Are you ready?
We'll announce 1st and 6th place at the same time.
No, I'm not!
It's before the election.
Here it is!
No, I'm not!
Komiya-san, why is Sagami-san in first place?
No, no, just by looking at the photos, I can see that she's smiling a lot.
It's like she's smiling a lot.
How does she actually look like?
The way she looks like has decreased a little.
No, no, surprisingly...
Her reaction has increased a lot.
Well, and why are you in sixth place?
Well, well...
Komiya-san.
Well, it's like...
What should I say?
You said you were confident, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
It's like you're hiding something.
No, I'm not hiding anything! I haven't lost yet!
That's right!
It's like she's different!
Komiya-san and Komiya-san are the only ones left!
Thank you very much!
This time, we'll be doing "Komiya-san's best- sounding and happiest lines known to all six of us"!
Well then, we'll start with Komiya's "yeah"!
I'll go first!
Are you jealous?
I like you the most!
Thank you!
She's cute!
I was a little worried about you, Komiya-san.
If you want to do "yes, yes", you can do it.
"Yes, yes"?
From above...
I like you even more!
She's cute!
What is it?
I know! I know!
That you like me the most!
"To"! "To"! "To"!
I'm scared.
Can I go stay with you?
I've thought about it, but...
I want to be your every day!
I like this!
Well then, Komiya-san, please announce who you liked the most!
Goto-san!
Going to stay overnight means that you are related to adults, right?
Good evening! I'm Aida Shuji of Sanshiro!
I'm Komiya Shironobu!
Just hearing your name makes me feel uneasy.
It's not easy to say your own name, right?
I'd like to do my best, but...
The other day, someone noticed me on the street and said, "Oh, you're Sanshiro's ugly voice."
"Ugly voice"?
What do you mean "ugly voice"?
Is there such a thing as "ugly voice"?
I do some ego searches on Twitter, you know.
When I do the ego search,
when Sanshiro Komiya is on TV, my love dog barks, so I go out and kill it.
My love dog barks.
Well, let's do it tonight!
Sanshiro's Hokaminai Trip!
Komiya-san!
What? What?
Komiya-san!
I've never said it!
Please say it!
I've never said it!
I've never said it in my life!
Hokaminai Trip!
I'm sorry!
Hokaminai Trip!
Today, we have a wonderful guest who came to hang out with us!
These three people! Please come in!
Welcome! Welcome!
Let me introduce you!
HKT48ers Naichiro-san, Nemoto Izumi-san, Matsuoka Natsumi-san!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for coming as our first guest.
Let's welcome the rest of HKT48 members to "Hokami Night Nippon" on March 3rd.
Komiya-san, please announce the first theme.
The first theme is a confession line that I, Komiya, would like to hear from our guest, HKT48.
A confession line!
A confession line that would make my eyebrows grow out of nowhere.
Are you sure? Would your eyebrows grow out of nowhere?
I'm not sure. That's the kind of joke it is.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sure it's something that all of you are working hard on right now.
So, Ms. Ane-san, Ms. Nemoto-san, and Ms. Matsuoka- san, please write down who you want us to talk about.
Have you all been confessed before?
No, we haven't.
Have you?
No, we haven't.
I'm sure you've been confessed before!
No, we haven't!
I'm sure you have!
What kind of situation would you like to be confessed in?
Since I'm still a student, I'd like to be confessed at school.
Oh, at school.
Like, at a library.
A library?
Not a library, but...
Outside of that creepy library.
I don't think it's "defeat" or anything like that.
I didn't bite you! I just used difficult words.
Let me explain. Komiya-san, even though you have a bad attitude, you use difficult words.
I'm sorry, but please don't look at it like that.
Here it is!
Here's the letter. First of all, the radio name is "Komiya-kun ni Muchuu San".
The member you want us to mention is Matsuoka-san.
Wait...
"Wait"... I can see it, so I won't say "wait" either.
Shall we start? This is what Komiya-san wants Matsuoka- san to say.
"Komiya-kun no Anna Toko Ya Konna Toko Mite Mitai" (Komiya-kun, I want you to look at me like this and like that)
Wow! There's one more!
This way!
Run away!
Don't get boosted!
It's a boosted scene!
It's not a boosted scene!
It's dangerous!
It's really like this!
I don't like it!
That's great!
Kougen-kun!
Kougen is really excited!
How about you?
I haven't said it yet.
You haven't said it yet?
I haven't said it yet!
You haven't said it yet?
Now...
Radio name "Sanshiro no Saburo no Hou" (Sanshiro's Saburo's Way)
The member you want her to say it is Anai-san!
Oh!
That's great!
It's close!
Now...
The member you want her to say it is Anai-san!
Go ahead!
I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you so much!
I can only see you, Komiya-kun!
Will you go on a yakiniku date with me next time?
I'm Rin!
I love you so much!
That's amazing!
I love you so much! I love you so much!
It's like Nishino Kana's lyrics!
I love you so much! I miss you so much!
That's great!
You love yakiniku, don't you?
I love you so much!
Next letter, radio name "revolution"!
Who do you want her to say it is?
Revolution!
I don't know who it is!
Who do you want her to say it is? Ume!
That's so soothing!
What do you think of this radio booth?
My eyes are scary!
Your eyes are scary!
Then...
Komiya-san, please say what you want her to say!
What do you want me to say?
Be serious!
Hey, hey!
There's something I really want you to hear today!
"I love you"!
That's amazing!
She's really shy!
More! More!
Her pronunciation is bad!
Can you say it more lightly?
Hey, hey!
There's something I really want you to hear today!
"I love you"!
I don't know!
I don't know this song!
Let's ask Ume again!
"I love you"!
Hey, hey! There's something I really want you to listen to today!
"I love you"!
Thank you for your wonderful lines!
Let's move on to the next topic!
The next topic is...
"My younger sister's lines that make my older brother's heart pound"!
Your cute lines...
Hey, I'm talking!
Please send me your lines!
That's not good!
That's not good at all!
That's one of your characteristics, right?
Your older brother is missing his front teeth, right?
His front teeth are missing, too...
No, it's the dentist's teeth...
That's right.
You should go see the dentist.
I also have a younger sister, but...
I don't know if it's because my older brother is like this or not...
But my younger sister does it properly, right?
She does it properly.
Look at her brother.
Look at her brother's face!
Look at his face...
My younger sister is growing up!
I see.
That's funny!
That's how it is.
Now...
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here it is...
Radio name...
"Komiya-kun's tie pattern is ugly", right?
This is just one line, so it's just one line...
It's just one line...
The member you want us to say...
"Cap"!
So it's Onai-san, right?
Okay, okay, okay...
Now, let's go.
Cute!
It's close, right?
Now, let's go.
It's a line that Komiya-onii-chan will say.
Here it is!
Onii-tan...
Hey...
Let's sleep together in secret with Papa and Mama, okay?
That's it!
That's how it is!
That's how it is, Onii-chan!
That's great!
It's a sense of defeat, isn't it?
You said "what's up" at the end, didn't you?
Yeah.
It's a lucky word, isn't it?
What's up
You said "what's up", didn't you?
What do you think?
But you're still not very good at saying it.
That's right. You still have a long way to go.
Now, here's the radio name "Maeba"!
Wait!
It's getting a little messy, isn't it?
"Maeba" is a weird name.
The member you want us to call is Matsuoka-san!
Please call me that.
Now, here's Kamiya-onii-chan's younger sister's line.
Here you go!
Onii-chan, like you used to do when you were little, give me a piggyback ride!
She ran away!
That was dangerous!
That was great!
She was chased like a beast!
She ran away quickly!
Now, here's the last one!
The last one could be...
The radio name "TM Revolution"!
Wait! Wait!
That's amazing!
That's right!
The radio name is "TM Revolution", isn't it?
The member you want us to call is Ume!
My eyes!
Whose eyes are you looking at?
Don't be embarrassed!
Let's turn it off for now!
Wait!
I'm scared!
It's already turned off!
It's "TM Revolution"!
Now, here's Kamiya-onii-chan's younger sister's line.
Here you go!
Hey, hey, Onii-chan!
What would you do if I suddenly kissed you right now?
That's great!
What do you want me to do? I'm putting dots in each one of them!
Then show me your script!
Hey Onii-chan, if I suddenly kiss you here...
What... will... you... do?
That's great!
Let's go, Umemoto-san!
What do you want me to do?
Then show me your script!
Hey Onii-chan, if I suddenly kiss you here...
What... will... you... do?
The difference in temperature is amazing!
I heard that person's name a lot!
It's time for us to say goodbye to our guests!
Hanae-san, Yoshizawa-san, Matsuo-san, thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having us!
We still have a lot of fun things to do in Hokami Night Nippon, but let's listen to a song!
Goto Izumi-san requested this song when he was 17 years old.
"Malky", right?
He said it while saying it!
Wow!
What an analog feeling!
"Malky", Sakaguchi-san requested this song when he was 20 years old.
"Mushi no Parade" and two more songs!
I'm interested in you. It's strange to be with a man, isn't it?
Yes, I wanted someone to hold me.
So I narrowed my head a little and tried to send you a heart.
With a sweet sigh, look at me.
This is a little bad.
I'm excited, it's going to end today.
In the intense rain, I wanted to be crushed and dried up.
I was trying to wash away my dirty body and ugly heart.
In this era, what should I believe in and live for?
Even if you ask me, I can't answer you.
I'm not afraid of getting hurt.
Even on such a tough road.
I'm so tiny, I can't move forward.
I just want to know one thing.
How did you like it?
I've never seen him hold up his mic like that.
He said "I'll hold it up for you" and just talked like that.
Here we have another guest who came to play.
These three people! Please come in!
I'm Sakeru "sakeru_t_rico" san, Goto "iru" san, and Tomio "tomio_t_asuke" san!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, ah, nice to meet you!
Please be careful!
There are a lot of people with strong voices!
Nice to meet you!
With strong voices!
Now that we have other members of HKT48 here with us, let's move on to our most popular segment!
"Hakata Idol Telephone Conversation Room"!
There's a lot of excitement here!
In this segment, we'll be answering questions from idols who are listening to the radio!
Today...
Please don't blow your voice!
What kind of idols will be talking with us today?
With that said...
When you hear a phone call, you answer it!
Ah!
There was one last year!
Let's see who it is!
Hello!
What is it?
Hello!
It's "rico" "rico" "rico" "pi"!
"rico" "rico" "rico" "pi" san!
What is it?
"rico" "rico" "rico" "pi" san!
Please tell us what you're talking about!
Recently...
From the members of the same group...
We've been getting a lot of "baba"s!
"Baba"s?
Looking at the younger members around us...
We end up adding more makeup...
That's right!
What should we do?
That's what you're talking about, right?
Let's ask the guests!
"sakaguchi" san!
- What do you think? - What should we do? - That's right. - Treating her like a "baba" is tough, isn't it?
- She's not a "baba", you know? - I'm not a "baba", you know?
- No, no, I'm not saying you're a "sakaguchi". - That's right.
When I think about how she feels, it makes me feel bad, too.
- It's very... - I see. - It's very...
- You know, being called "sakaguchi" in the shadows... - That's right.
- Well, I think she's probably used to being treated like a "baba", but... - That's right.
- But when she's walking in the corridor at the end of a park... - I see.
- It's like she's "morilla"ing. - "Morilla"ing?
- She's like that.
- I see.
- Her makeup is getting thicker, too. - Ah, it's getting thicker, it seems like it.
- What's that? Is it funny? - I'm looking around and trying to be like a "baba", too.
- It's just a guess, right? - It's just a guess, right? - It's just a guess, right? - It's just a guess, right?
- MikoRiKoPi-san, what should she do?
- Hmm... Well, if you ask me, I'm not sure about that...
- If you're going to be nice and open about the things around you...
- I see. - It's about your mental state. - That's totally a mental issue. - Sure.
- I see. - She challenged me with it.
- In that case... Well, train your inner part of yourself, then! - Got it!
- Are you happy? - Yes!
Thank you!
We'll do our best!
Well done, Idols!
- Hard work! - Hard work!
Idols don't need to be slaves!
Hard work!
- That's cruel. - That's harsh.
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Hello? - Hello?
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Yes, I'm Danchi's wife, Ii-chan. - Danchi's wife, Ii-chan!
- Yes. - Then, please tell me about your concerns.
- Yes, you know... - Yes.
- I think I'm the cutest member in HKT and 48 Group, but... - Yes.
- It's hard for me and my fans to tell the difference. - Yes.
- But I don't look like it, and I'm mentally weak, so I can't be serious. - Is that so?
- What should I do? - I see.
- You're mentally weak. - Yes.
- Then, Goto-san, what do you think about that?
- Well, I've never seen that person's face, so I don't know. - I see.
- But still... - Goto-san, what do you think?
- Well, I think it's good to have confidence in yourself. - Yes.
- Goto-san, what do you think about that?
- Well, I'm mentally weak, so...
- What should I do?
- Goto-san, she's asking you that!
- She's asking you that right now!
- I see. I think I have a genetic problem. - A genetic problem?
- Yes, yes. - So...
- I think it's important to give up a little. - I see.
- Then, Danchi's wife... - Me.
- Give up! - Yes!
- Then, is it okay? - Yes, I'll give up!
- Thank you very much!
- Well, it's hard to solve... - My heart hurts!
- Are you okay? - It's not painful. - Are you mentally weak, too?
- We're similar. - We're similar, aren't we? - It happens.
- Well... - It's ringing again.
- I wonder what it is... - Hello? - Hello? - Yes? - I'm Baka Revolution.
- Baka Revolution? - Yes! - Baka Revolution-san! - Yes!
- Please give me your advice! - Well, I have a really important problem...
- What is it? - Well...
- I'm said to have a terrible bare face. - What? - Yes, yes, yes...
- Of course, the fans and the members also say I have a terrible bare face... - Oh, really?
- I wonder what I should do...
Ah, that's terrible!
Is that okay?
Hey!
That's terrible!
I see.
So, Tomina-san, what do you think of this discussion?
Let's see...
Um, this panel...
This is the only panel we're still using.
I see, I see.
Let's not use this panel.
Wow!
That's crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy. I'm really worried about it.
Where did you get it?
When was this?
This is about three years ago.
Is there a traitor inside of you?
Where?
What do you think of her advice?
Let's do a plastic surgery!
Please do a plastic surgery!
I'll be right back!
Thank you!
There's no cost of plastic surgery, is there?
That's amazing, Tomiya-san!
I called you "Tomiya-san"!
Tomiya-san, you're the best!
Tomiya-san's solution is amazing!
That was close!
We're running out of time.
Thank you, Tomiya-san and Sakaguchi-san of HKT48!
Now, San Shiro's unrequited love and Japan will continue, but please listen to the song here!
Matsuoka Natsumi-san, 18 years old, requested "Idol of the Year",
Umemoto Izumi-san, 17 years old, requested "Uza", two songs.
Continue!
Go ahead!
The rumors are true, right?
You know?
Binbin, you're cool, right?
In the world of freedom, we're the strongest
Agility Team H
Various groups are in charge of it, but
The boys are the strongest
It's always them who stand out
So...
It's showtime!
Risking my life for idols
I run to the stage
With a dangerous bag
I pick up as many bags as I can
No matter how hurt I am
I end up shedding tears
Even sadness
I turn it into money and steal my soul
That's...
Thank you very much!
[Music]
Thank you for loving me.
You don't have to think about most things.
Even if you get hurt.
I won't notice if you're excited or not.
Let's kiss for the first time.
Let's blow away our feelings,
Which are more important than reason.
Let's kiss for the first time.
Hold me in your arms,
And say "I love you" instead of "I love you".
Let's kiss for the first time.
Hold me in your arms,
And say "I love you".
Let's blow away our feelings,
That was beautiful, wasn't it?
Even Matsuoka-san was looking at you with such excitement.
I'm not sweating like I did at the Komiya.
Let's move on to the next segment.
It's called "If you want to be popular at Sanshiro Komiya, ask me, handsome boy!"
If you want to be popular at Sanshiro Komiya, ask me, handsome boy!
Recently, this segment is about how to become a popular celebrity and how to be fashionable and stylish for less than four years.
Komiya-san, thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having me!
And today, we've called six ordinary girls who are handsome and noisy to our studio.
That's too early!
Wait, wait, wait, it's too early!
It's too early!
Before I say the system...
That's right!
It's too early!
We'll have you show us the handsome gestures you'd like to see from us.
Lastly, the six of you will decide whether you were handsome or noisy.
Everyone, thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!
So, Komiya-san, do you have confidence in yourself?
It's a little weird.
It's a little weird?
I'm confident!
I'll make you all cut your necks!
I don't want to cut my neck!
What are you doing?
Why can't you cut your necks?
So, shall we begin?
If you have a request, please raise your hand!
Go ahead!
Okay...
She's getting excited!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's weird, isn't it?
You've always been ugly.
Stop it.
She's like a housewife.
Stop it!
She's ugly.
So, shall we start with Sakaguchi-san?
Yes!
What I want to see is a kiss face during a drive date!
I see!
A kiss face during a drive date!
Did you have one?
No, I didn't.
A kiss face during a drive date...
Okay, let's go with the ad-lib.
Sagaishi-san's request is a kiss face during a drive date that you've never seen before!
I don't like it...
Kya! It's dangerous!
You can't do it!
You might be called a gorilla by everyone, but I don't think you're one at all.
Can I be a gorilla?
You can be a gorilla. Don't you think you're one?
Really?
I think you are.
But you look like a gorilla.
Wait a minute!
That's not true! You're a gorilla!
I don't like it!
You're a gorilla!
No, you are!
You're a gorilla!
Kya!
Now?!
Yes, now.
Okay, everyone...
Please calm down!
Wait, wait, wait!
Sagaishi-san wins!
That's a six-card of a psych!
It was a unique situation.
The timing was terrible!
I thought you'd say something cool and kiss me, but you said "you're a gorilla!"
I'm sorry!
What's up with the gorilla imitation?
You're a gorilla, too!
I was about to become a gorilla.
I thought it was dangerous, so I kissed you like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
That was ugly.
That was a different situation.
Next, if you have a request, please raise your hand!
Okay!
Umemoto-san, would you like to go?
Yes!
Umemoto-san, go ahead!
I'd like to eat a famous wall-bowl...
By the way, Umemoto-san, have you ever eaten a wall-bowl before?
Yes, I have.
Really?
I've never heard of it!
You found out so quickly!
Umemoto-san's request is a wall-bowl! Go ahead!
Don't you go out with other men to eat?
I didn't say that!
You did!
I didn't say that!
I heard rumors about you!
It's a rumor!
Rumors? What are they?
I didn't say that!
You should only look at me!
Let's go over there!
That's enough!
You should only look at me!
I'm going to eat you!
Don't laugh!
I'm sorry!
I'm going to eat you!
The number of girls you love is the number of stars.
The number of girls you love is only you.
The number of girls you love is only you. Go out with me!
If you think he's handsome or ugly, please show us your card!
Ugly handsome or handsome?
It's the first time I've been pranked like this.
I didn't expect your reaction at this moment!
I'm serious.
Is there anything else?
Yes!
Goto-san, do you want to say something?
Let's go home and say goodbye together after school.
Do you have that line?
Yes, I do.
That's good.
Let's go home and say goodbye together after school.
Ugly handsome or handsome?
Wait for me!
Don't leave me behind!
Hey!
Yes!
Not "yes"!
What do you want me to do?
It's not "what do you want me to do"?
You'll be noticed by others, won't you?
Why? It's fine!
No!
Why?
It's not "why"!
It's fine!
It's goodbye for now!
See you!
See you tomorrow!
See you!
Hey!
What?
Next time,
don't call me "love" anymore.
You said it!
Gou-san, wasn't it good?
My eyes are twitching!
Is that it?
Aren't you biting too much?
I'm not used to it.
Ah, I see.
Okay, one last person!
Yes!
Nobuyashi-san, would you like to go?
Yes!
I'm going to do what they say comes after kabedon...
Earlobes!
Earlobes?!
What does that mean?
By the way, what is earlobes?
It's something you whisper in your ear...
No!
It's not like you're doing it!
Should I whisper it in your ear?
Okay, please line up!
Let's whisper it in each person's ear!
Even if I'm an adult, I'll cry!
You're not a monster!
Okay, shall we go?
Earlobes?
Yes, earlobes!
Please!
I'm worried about my pronunciation...
It's okay.
It's because you're whispering it in your ear.
It's okay.
We've been dating for a while now, haven't we?
Ah, you're right!
When do you think it will be?
Huh?
Marriage! Marriage!
Marriage?!
Marriage is...
Marriage is marriage!
Marriage?!
You said marriage yourself!
I haven't thought about marriage yet...
Ah, I see...
No, no, it's about time you thought about it.
Should I think about it?
Is it okay?
Because even if I'm barefaced, I think I'm beautiful.
No way!
It's not a lie!
Thank you!
It's okay, right?
With me...
Let's get married!
Huh?
Cut!
Ms. Toyo, what did you say?
W-with me...
Let's get married!
You have to recreate it.
What is it?
It's like...
It's almost like "icky", right?
It's not "icky"!
It's almost like "breath".
Now, whether it was "gengai", or "busaigi", please raise your cards!
"busaigi", "busaigi", "busaigi"!
On the contrary, it's amazing you were able to get this far.
It's amazing!
What do you mean?
It's amazing!
On the contrary...
If you didn't need me...
No, first of all...
What was "ikemen" about?
That was...
For the sake of everyone, this has been "Listen to me and be handsome!"
Thank you very much!
It's almost time for us to say goodbye.
Lastly, we will say goodbye with requests from listeners.
Anai Chihiro-san, 19 years old, requested for 12 seconds.
Tomiyoshi Asuka-san, 17 years old, requested for "next door's banana".
Please listen to the next two songs!
See you next week! Bye bye!
♪ Sekaijuu de ichiban ♪ (All over the world, you're)
♪ "Close your eyes" was said to me as if it were a prank ♪
♪ The sound of waves returning to Petroport ♪
♪ The summer love that you felt is starting now ♪
♪ What I touched on my lips was a soft diamond ♪
♪ The one you protected until now ♪
♪ What should I do now? ♪
♪ "Adult" ♪
♪ Even if I look like this ♪
♪ I'm pretty mature ♪
♪ I'm the type of person who cares about others ♪
♪ But I'm surprisingly glamorous ♪
♪ I have an adult look ♪
♪ Even if I'm a middle schooler ♪
♪ I'm still a child ♪
♪ I still look like I'm growing up ♪
♪ Go home! ♪
♪ Eat and drink and sell and go ♪
♪ So you can become a delicious banana ♪
♪ V! ♪
♪ Banana, please! ♪
Well, it's about time for the ending.
Let's go with this one for the last one.
Hai, don!
Okami's MVF!
Well, who was chosen by Okami's MVF, who worked the hardest?
Well, finally, Tone-san, is it ok?
Hai!
Let's announce it!
Who was chosen by Okami's MVF?
Please! Please!
Everyone did their best, though.
It's Umebata-san!
That's fast! That's fast!
That's fast!
What's up with you, Tanaka-san?
Umebata-san!
Oh, that's right. I'm not used to it. I'm not used to drum rolls.
I wanted to say it. I wanted to say it.
You won!
Wonderful!
You won!
Congratulations!
Did I win? Did I win?
You won!
That's great!
How do you feel?
I'm very happy!
Bingo! Bingo!
I'm very happy!
She's very happy!
I see!
Umebata-san!
Oh, it's you!
I'm glad you came!
You're handsome!
I'm sure it's because you gave me a handsome guy!
That's right!
I'm sure it's because you gave me a handsome guy!
Umebata-san!
Shut up! I'm so excited!
Umebata-san!
I knew it!
Finally, it's time for us to say goodbye!
Yes! That's right! It's time for us to say goodbye!
Everyone, how was it?
It was fun!
It was hot, wasn't it?
Let's meet again next time on June 16th!
Lastly, let's do a title call with everyone!
HKT48 too...
Thank you!