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H.K.T.48's "Hokkaider"!
Now, it's started. HKT48's "Hokamina".
Today too, from Hakata River Lane Hall, we will broadcast live.
Yeah!
Please.
Yeah!
Let's get to know our faces more and more.
First, self-introduction.
May 1st is Children's Day, so I would like to introduce myself in baby language.
First of all, me!
I'm Idomo Iria!
Yeah!
Hi! I'm Kurihara Sae!
Nice to meet you!
Yeah!
Hi!
Anytime, anywhere, everyone's season is...
Haruka!
I'm Haruta of Harutan Kotone!
Yeah!
Chai!
Pon pon! Popopon!
Ranpon!
Hi!
Nice to meet you!
I'm 19 years old!
My name is Ranpon!
I'm 18 years old!
Yeah!
Nice to meet you!
Hi!
My name is Kii-chan!
I'm 3 years old!
Yeah!
I'm 17 years old!
My name is Asuka-chan!
My hobby is...
Sneaking around!
I'm an adult!
Yeah!
Today we have a special guest!
Yeah!
With her clear singing voice, she is very popular with adults and children!
Who is it?
Ah!
You can't hear it!
Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
(Audio from the video)
We don't have eyes, we don't have fear, we don't have eyes.
Here, we steal our friends' hands.
Thank you for coming!
Let me introduce you again!
Last year's "The Manzai" 2014,
14th place, Trendy Angel's Saito-san and Sudo-san!
Thank you so much.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really hot in here.
Did you think it was real?
Yes, we thought it was real.
Only one person said it.
Okay, then.
Let's have you two host from now on.
Okay!
Let's go, everyone!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes! In this show,
other than H.K.T.48's face, Sassy,
other members' faces should be the new faces of Hakata.
This show will continue to appeal to the world!
Yes!
And!
For the members who put on the most efforts today,
"Most Valuable Place"...
You did your best, right?
For the members who did their best,
"Most Valuable Place"...
Yes!
The MVF show will continue!
Yes!
Somehow,
your own face panel in the back
will change from black and white to this color.
Oh, really?
It's like that.
It's about time for me to change my hair color, too.
It's like that.
It's black and white.
It's nice of you.
Yes.
And if you do it twice,
your face panel will bulge up,
and there will be a "Kanmuri" corner, too!
Wow!
Everyone is doing their best!
It's already bulging up!
Yes!
For today's members,
Ogamosu-san, Komada-san and Tomiose-san
will get it once in a while,
so please do your best for the others, too,
and please get the MVF!
Yes!
Alright, let's go!
Alright!
Not only singing, but also watching your manzai!
Yes!
Sounds good?
Do you want to see it?
What will you do, Saito-san?
Saito-san is sulking!
Do you want to see it?
I'll do it!
He did it!
What was that just now?
Alright, let's go!
Alright, Trendy Angels, please do your best!
Please do your best!
Hello!
You're trendy, aren't you?
Yes, I'm a trendy angel!
Thank you for coming!
Please do your best!
Let me introduce myself!
I'm Trendy Angel's Takashi!
I'm the same age as Watt and Koike! I'm 29 years old!
Thank you!
Hello! I'm Trendy Angel's Saito!
I'm Watt and Koike!
Thank you for coming!
I'm a comedian and I want to be popular.
I want to be popular among girls.
I'll teach you how to be popular.
Do you know that much?
Who do you think you are?
I'm Saito!
Are you that famous?
Are you Saito?
Aren't you Enoshima?
I'm not Enoshima!
I want you to be popular among girls.
I like loose girls.
I love loose girls.
I like avocado, cheese and loose girls.
Is that so?
I'm Saito when it comes to loose girls.
Saito when it comes to loose girls.
You only have a loose belly.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm against "funassyi".
I'm against "kenassyi" as well.
What is "kenassyi"?
It's a "kenassyi" brand.
That's all.
I'm against "kumamon".
It's a "hagedamon" brand.
You don't have to use "cheese".
It's a "hagedamon" brand.
I want you to be popular among girls.
I can sing "yokai watch" and dance.
Can you dance?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Why are you dancing all of a sudden?
What are you doing?
"Yokai watch", right?
When children do something bad, they blame it on youkai, right?
Oh, is it because of youkai?
It has nothing to do with youkai.
It's a gene.
What?
It's a gene.
"Watch", what time is it now?
Hageoyaji
I've been restored.
No, it's okay.
That's okay. I read the time there.
"Watch", what time is it now?
2 hours and 50 minutes.
Oh, no, no.
You're exaggerating.
No, I'm not.
You're exaggerating.
No, I'm not.
"Tohi omekuru to tsururinten", what time is it now?
What are you doing, Tohi?
Thank you very much.
No, thank you very much.
I'm sorry, but I'm gay and bisexual.
Wow!
I'm bisexual and bisexual.
Thank you very much.
It was the best.
It was the best. It was the best.
Right, Yoshikun-san?
How was it, everyone?
It's been a while since I laughed like that.
Really?
It's been a while since I laughed like that.
I laughed a lot during rehearsal. I'm really grateful for that.
By the way, does everyone know about us?
Yes, we do.
Really?
I'm sure you don't know us, right?
No, we don't know you.
Oh, you're really kind.
But I feel like you're old while laughing like that.
What?
While laughing like that.
We don't know you.
Right, you're warm.
Right, we want you to laugh like that. Let's go!
Let's go!
We want you to laugh like that. Let's go!
May 5th is Children's Day.
Today, we're going to make you think of a crying baby.
The baby we're going to make you think of is...
The first one to try is Inoue-san!
Yes!
Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Inoue-san will receive suspicious goods from this box.
Yes!
The baby is crying, so...
A doll!
Here it is, a doll!
Please take it.
Here we go, Inoue-san!
Yes!
Please use the doll!
Please!
It's a doggy!
It's your favorite doggy!
It's cute!
It's a doggy! It's cute!
It's cute!
Now, let's move on to our first guest!
B-1 Grand Prix!
Go, go, go!
As you just saw, Saito is aiming for the best fluent speaker this year.
I'm aiming for it.
I'd like you all to try "pet".
It's really hard to get popular.
I used to do it in kindergarten, but only one person liked it.
It's hard to understand.
It doesn't make sense, so it's hard to understand.
In a situation where you're divided into two teams,
Saito will show you "pet" that you'd like to use.
The first topic is...
There are various situations.
Ta-dah!
Sports!
It doesn't matter what sport it is.
First of all, Saito, what is "pet" like?
What is "pet" like?
You just showed it to us.
I just showed it to you.
Is it like this?
Let me show you again.
Bowling's "pet".
"Pet" that comes out when you're bowling.
Let's do it.
Okay.
You're definitely a striker.
Okay, let's do it.
Focus.
You don't have eyebrows.
You look like Nakai-kun.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Including what you just did?
Yes, including what I just did.
Including what you just did?
Everything is calculated.
Really?
In this way, you can include it in various sports.
If you do it like this, you'll lose your strength.
You have to have both "shin" and "gi" in order to receive it.
I thought it was just one word.
Did you have both "tai" and "gi" in order?
I couldn't write it now.
On the contrary, I said only "tai" in order.
If you don't have both "tai" and "gi" in order, it's hard to receive it.
I want you to include "tai" and "gi" in everyone's sports.
Both teams will show each other's "pe" like this.
Saito-san, if you like, you can give up your "fuda" like this.
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm an old man.
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm an old man.
You're doing it, aren't you?
The red team is led by Inoue-san, Kuihara-san and Ueno-san.
Yes!
You can do it!
"Pe" "Pe" "Pe" "Pe"
The white team is led by Okamoto-san, Komura-san and Tomio-san.
"Pe" "Pe" "Pe"
"Pe" "Pe"
First of all, for the team with the worst score, as a penalty for the losing team,
you will be handed "Pe".
"Pe" "Pe"
So, the red team goes first.
Who's going first?
Then...
Tomio-san will go first.
And you, what will you be dancing?
Swimming.
Swimming "Pe".
I can't imagine it.
Yes, there is an infinite possibility.
I'm also wondering where to put it.
Swimming, right?
Let's go.
Inoue's challenge in swimming.
Go ahead.
Crawl.
Great.
No way.
You went too far.
I didn't think you would make it.
I got tired of it right away.
I see.
Please give us your judgment.
One point!
It wasn't a straight line, but I got tired of it.
It was a tentacle.
Also, you went too far and your eyes came out.
And the audience clapped for you.
It was a strange sight.
It came out of here.
I was wondering what it was.
I'm sorry.
It's mine.
Who will go first?
I want to see it personally.
Me?
Can you do it?
Which one do you want me to do?
Boxing.
That's good.
Okamoto, please do boxing.
That's good! That's good!
Wonderful!
One, two, three, pen!
That's right!
I thought it would go a little further, but...
I didn't expect it to go before the opponent fell.
This was wonderful.
Okay, then, Mr. Saisa, please give us your verdict!
One point!
This is a little higher level than the first round.
Is it high level?
It's high level, yes.
It's not easy for the jury to get together.
That's right, that's right.
If you get together this soon, I'll be suspended.
If you get together this soon...
Oh, you're suspended, right?
You're suspended, right?
Okay, let's move on!
Let's move on to the next topic!
Okay, let's move on!
The next topic is this!
Daily life!
Daily life...
What is "daily life" pen?
It's mixed up a lot.
For example, even when you're walking.
There's also shopping.
Okay, I'll show you an example.
Daily life...
Okay, shopping.
There's shopping.
Hmm, what should I do?
Hmm...
Oh!
Pen!
I see!
It's like this.
At a supermarket...
Yeah, anything.
Like a vegetable corner...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the way, I just put up a half-price sticker, didn't I?
You put up a sticker?!
Well, I...
I don't know either, so...
You put up a fake one!
I put up a fake one.
Anyway, like this.
You can put in anything.
Anywhere, right?
Anytime.
Anywhere is fine, right?
Yes, please.
Okay, let's start with the white team.
Who will go first?
Then...
Yeah.
The two of us.
The two of us?!
Yeah.
The two of you, this is high-level.
Then...
In your daily life...
Tomioshi-san and Komada-san...
Please!
Welcome!
Thank you!
Pen!
Do you want me to heat it up for you?
Pen!
Wow!
At a convenience store...
You're good, you're good, you're good!
You're good!
As expected!
It made sense for you two to do it.
It's great that you didn't have to say the topic.
Please give us the score!
Okay, this is one point!
My flag suddenly got heavier.
This is one point.
You two are good at this.
It took you 11 years.
If we continue like this, we'll all get promoted and become losers.
Of course we will.
But we're doing this for entertainment purposes.
We won't decide who's first.
Next up is the red team!
Yes!
Sai-chan!
Yes!
Here I go.
In your daily life...
Yes!
What do you do?
Um...
When I come home.
Oh, that's good!
That happens every day.
Okay, Kurihara-san, please give us the score!
I'm back!
Wash your hands.
Move them.
Hands!
It's "gujimujime"!
"Gujimujime"!
They did it!
"Gujimujime" came out!
That's good!
The technical point was very high.
This is great!
What did you lose because you were too close?
That's right!
Everyone, please look for it!
Sai-san, please give us the score!
This is also one point!
This is great!
Great!
This is great!
The level is high!
It's high!
I think we'll all get promoted!
That's right!
This is a national competition.
Isn't it a national competition?
This is level of national competition.
Let's see the last one!
Here is the last topic!
School!
Is there a pen in school?
There are a lot of them.
What?
Let's take a memory of the pen in school.
There is a pen in school.
Is there a pen like this?
You're not thinking about it now, are you?
School has pens like this.
It's a school pen!
How do you like school?
How about you?
Ah, I've graduated.
Ah, I see, I see.
Wait a minute.
We're done talking!
I see, you've graduated.
Ah, I see, I see.
It's your graduation ceremony, right?
Well then, please!
Yes!
Graduation ceremony...
Yes!
Graduation ceremony!
Yes, it's your graduation ceremony.
Graduation ceremony!?
Graduation ceremony!
In two minutes...
Wow, you did it!
Ah, it's true!
As it is...
You should have done it at the graduation ceremony!
As expected of you!
You didn't take it back!
No, I didn't. This is also in Japan.
As you can see, when you become skilled, you can do things like this.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's wonderful! I'm glad!
I'm impressed!
Well then...
Red team!
Yes!
Let's go, Harutan!
Let's go!
What's the situation?
It's your attendance!
Attendance!
Ah, isn't it good?
Yes!
Well then...
Ms. Ueno...
Please!
What's the situation?
Ms. Ueno Haruka...
Please!
Cute!
She's cute.
Cute.
Ms. Usa...
She's cute.
She's too cute, she's too cute...
She's cute...
The judge...
Please!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
She's cute, huh?
Wow!
Why!?
Um...
She's very cute and strong...
I'm sorry, but I like mature girls.
Because you're young?
Because you're young.
Because you like mature girls.
I could imagine it.
I thought of it when I was worried about it.
I didn't expect it.
It's difficult.
Let's start.
Two people again.
We usually do it with two people.
We broke the rules.
Let's start.
Are you in class?
Let's start.
Does anyone know the answer?
It's "x" equals 3.
There is a way to change it, Saito-san.
Yes, there is.
This is what's on page 4.
Oh, I see.
It's a reference.
Yes, it's a reference.
So, Saito-san, please give us your score.
One point!
It was fun.
So, red team gets two points, white team gets three points.
So, white team wins!
Everyone said it was good.
It was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
So, red team lost, so white team will do "shippe".
"Shippe" came up.
It's painful.
You want me to do it?
That's right.
"Shippe"? Which one do you like?
It's really painful when you do it in this joint area.
Really?
You're lying!
Let's say "shippe" together.
Are you ready?
One, two...
"Shippe"!
You're strong!
Huh?
Didn't it hurt?
Did you do "shippe"?
I did "shippe".
Huh?
What kind of emoji is that?
I'm sorry, it's an emoji.
It looks like the baby is still crying.
So, next up is Ms. Kurihara!
Yes!
Ms. Kurihara!
I'll do my best!
You can do it! Really!
You can do it!
This is what Ms. Kurihara is suspicious of!
Please show us!
Baby's fingers!
Please show us!
Ms. Kurihara!
Please show us!
It's cold, isn't it?
It's warm!
What is it?
Look!
Look at these fingers!
What is it?!
Now, next is this project.
Akiba Otaku Takashi's maid appointment!
Now, Takashi came to Hakata for this project.
Takashi is a maid cafe in Akihabara.
He has been appointed more than 3,000 times.
He is in a cafe called "at home cafe".
He might know you.
He has been appointed more than 3,000 times.
He is famous for that.
Takashi is famous for being a comedian or an otaku in Akihabara.
Now, what is Takashi going to do today?
The rule is that Takashi will judge which member is the best suited for being a maid.
The best suited member will work in "at home cafe".
There is a thick pipe.
I know the president of "at home cafe".
Please use your power.
You will be maids.
And you will serve Takashi-kun.
And this time, Takashi-kun,
as well as Otsu-shi of "Akiba Otaku",
will make various dishes from this menu.
For example, mochi omelet rice.
I think you have seen it before.
"Look over there and meow" or "horrible sound"
Everyone will do it.
That's scary.
Takashi-san will make everyone do what he specified in this menu.
I see.
And how much...
Yes.
And how much it will make you burn.
When you really burn, Takashi-san...
I think you hear "burn" a lot.
"Really burned otaku" is...
We have seen it.
"Really burned otaku" is...
It doesn't come out in love.
"Really burned otaku" doesn't come out in love.
It doesn't come out in love.
That's right.
It doesn't come out in love when you are really burned.
"Burn" is not a word but a heart.
That's right.
That's great.
That's it.
I will aim for it.
Takashi is a normal otaku.
For the time when he goes crazy, I will be his manager.
Thank you.
I can trust you.
Thank you.
That's it.
By the way, Tsukasa-san, do you need anything from a maid?
As an advice.
I think of my master.
I don't think of myself first.
You are...
I am inferior to my master.
You are stupid.
What? Really?
It is important to study and feel.
Let's start with Inoue.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am ready.
Please take a seat and let's go.
How do you feel?
I am nervous.
I am scared.
It is real.
Let's start Inoue's challenge.
Welcome back, master.
What would you like me to ask you?
Are you a newbie?
You always say that.
When did you join us?
Today.
I can't stand you.
I am scared.
What would you like me to ask you?
Omelet rice with mochi.
Certainly.
I will bring it for you.
Please hold it.
Thank you.
I will bring it for you.
Thank you for waiting.
This is omelet rice.
What will you write for me?
I will show you.
Please show me.
She is writing.
She is a judge.
She is writing a lot.
It is not salty anymore.
I am sorry.
It is done.
Meow.
A cat is writing.
Do you like cats?
I like Inoue-san's cat.
It's OK. Don't stand up yet.
Are you OK? Are you OK?
I'm scared!
She came out early, too!
She's fearless!
I'm scared!
OK, Nome-san, you can go home now.
Thank you very much.
OK, let's go home.
Have a safe trip.
Come back again, meow!
She'll come back for sure, meow!
Oh, no!
Well...
I'm glad you punched me as a salute.
That's how it is, right, Takashi-san?
Yes, it is.
How was it, Nome-san?
The omelet rice is...
terrible!
It's terrible!
The omelet rice is terrible, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm scared!
You're scared, aren't you?
And I'm scared of what's around my mouth!
Oh, no!
OK, let's go back to Heisei.
Let's go!
Oh, no!
This is terrible!
Yes, it is.
Actually, I was only looking at Sae-chan.
Oh, no!
Yes!
This is terrible!
I was only looking at Sae-chan.
Sae-chan, did you feel it?
Yes.
I was only looking at Sae-chan.
You were laughing while looking at her.
This is a little dangerous.
Yes, it is.
Shall we go? Are you ready?
Yes.
OK, let's go!
Well, it's Kureha-san's challenge.
Go ahead!
Oh, no!
Cute!
Welcome back, Master!
I'm back!
Oh, no!
This is real!
What would you like to order?
What should I order?
OK, I'd like to order "Hogen Voice".
Oh!
It's your number, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Takashi-san, I'm so jealous of you!
Oh, no!
How was it?
Oh, no!
In Akiba, we don't have dialects.
So, in Hakata, we say "suito-cha"?
Mine is "suito-cha"!
How was it, Sae-chan?
I can only look at this ketchup.
By the way, it smells good, too.
It looks good on you.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Well, anyway...
It's good.
Thank you very much.
Well, shall we move on?
Let's go!
How was it, Takaya-san?
It's definitely pink.
I've never heard of "suito-cha".
That's right.
I can't stand dialects, either.
Well, let's go!
Huh? Are you tired of it?
I can't stand it, either.
I like it!
I don't hate dialects, either.
Now, it's Ueno-san's turn!
Go ahead!
Wow!
Cute!
Welcome home, Master!
Wow!
Seriously, I need this!
Seriously!
Wow!
What would you like to order?
Well, look over there and say "nyan"!
Understood!
Cat ears, right?
Cat ears?
Cat ears, right?
This is a daily occurrence, you know.
Wow!
Cat ears!
Cat ears, right? Cat ears.
Rock, paper, scissors...
Look over there and say "nyan"!
Say "nyan"!
Understood!
Look over there and say "nyan", right?
Look over there and say "nyan"!
One more time!
Look over there and say "nyan"!
Wow!
She turned around!
Look over here and say "nyan", right?
Nice!
"nyan"!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two, three!
Look over here and say "nyan"!
It's not over yet!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over here and say "nyan"!
It's not over yet, unfortunately!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over here and say "nyan"!
You lost!
You lost, ladies and gentlemen!
You can lose like this!
You can go home now, right?
I love cats more than cats!
It's business! It's business!
That was wonderful!
How was it, Ueno-san?
I felt like I was really doing something like this!
My friends are always like this!
My eyes! My eyes!
Your eyes!
My eyes are touching!
Right? Your eyes are always wide open!
Now, with that said...
There are only three victims left, right?
How was it, Takashi-san?
Well...
Each and every one of you...
You all have different qualities...
It's really nice!
That's right!
This is bad!
This person is serious!
I'm serious!
I'm scared!
It's hard to put on a coat!
It's hard to put on a coat, right?
Let's go!
Okamoto-san's challenge!
Go ahead!
Welcome back, Master!
What can I do for you?
You're wearing cat ears!
You didn't know what was going on at this hour, did you?
How about rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Could you tell me about it?
You don't know about it?
No, I don't. I'm a new member of the club, so I don't know about it.
You're a new member of the club, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
First of all...
Make a circle like this...
It will be an "at" mark of "at home cafe".
Put it from the left...
"at home" and...
moe moe
janken
"pon" and "ho".
I know about it!
It's just an annoying "janken".
"at home" and...
guu guu
choki choki
pa pa
"pon" and "ho".
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Let me show you.
Can you come closer?
There is a wall of "delry" here.
"delry"?
I can only see you, Conan-kun!
One, two...
"at home" and...
moe moe
janken
"pon" and...
I won!
Did you enjoy it?
Can I say one more thing?
I have some money.
How much money do you have?
What will you do for me?
I like your dialect voice.
Dialect voice?
Yes.
It's everyone's favorite.
taka ta
Please enjoy it.
It was hot water today.
It was wonderful.
How do you like it?
I feel strange.
I've been to a sheep kisser before.
But I've never been to a maid kisser.
So I was interested in it.
You were good at it.
Really?
I was a little excited.
So I pulled a few sheep.
Excited?
What are you talking about?
You were excited.
I said it was important for me.
You were excited.
It was wonderful.
Thank you.
Now, it's your turn.
Go ahead.
They all have different colors.
Welcome, sir.
What would you like?
I'd like "tsun-tsun".
Yes, ma'am.
Could you not stare at me like that?
Could you stop it?
I don't like bald people.
But you're not that bald.
I think you like me.
More.
More, please.
More.
Show me more of your baldness.
Your cat ears don't look good on you.
And your butterfly necks aren't cute.
I really don't like you.
But...
Wonderful!
That was wonderful!
Wonderful!
Sundere!
I'm not just a looker, but also a do-maker.
I'm not interested in that.
It's just like you look.
I'm a do-maker.
It's great.
How was it, Koma-san?
Well...
Being a maid cafe maid.
I have a lot of do-s characters like that.
That's why!
It was easy to accept.
Oh, really?
You were easy to accept.
It could be that I'll become a maid cafe.
What?!
It could be that I'll become a maid cafe.
Should we call the president?
No, it's still too early!
It's still too early.
We still have a bit of time.
This is the last one.
Next is Tomireshi-san's challenge!
Here we go!
Green, right?
Green.
Cute.
Welcome back, master!
Green suits you.
Thank you.
She is very kind.
What would you like to order?
Daruma-san falls down and meows.
This is a battle between Nekomaid-san and customers of Oni-yaku.
Please stay in a meowing pose.
Like this?
Yes.
Nekomaid-san, please stay in a cat pose.
Please stay in a cat pose.
Are you ready?
Iwada-san, please stay in a cat pose.
Iwada-san!
Stop it!
Are you ready?
Daruma-san falls down and meows.
Please stay in a cat pose.
Daruma-san falls down and meows.
Time's up!
We're sorry, we're sorry.
That's not our store.
Well, I'll go home now.
This is the first time I've felt this humiliated as an idol.
And with that...
How was it, Tome-san?
Is it really humiliating?
This is the first time I've physically forced someone to fall down.
This is the first time I've lived for 17 years and fallen down for the first time.
Well, you can change from time to time.
You can change from time to time.
That's right.
The dried ketchup is disgusting.
Well, we're all done.
Everyone, please line up in front of me.
I haven't seen you for a long time.
So we're all done.
Well then...
Who had qualities as a maid?
Taka-san, please announce it!
Sae-chan.
And with that...
Sae-chan wins!
So Sae-chan, please step forward.
I know you don't like it, but...
No, Tana-san, don't get too close.
Don't get too close. No, it's fine, it's fine.
Tana-chan, please stay here.
So, Tana-san, what did you decide?
You know, my favorite maid, Mayoi-chan, is here.
She's a little like me.
Oh, is that so?
That's why I've been staring at her for a long time.
Oh, you're like her.
How is it, Sae-chan?
I'm not happy at all.
Of course you are.
So, finally, the winner, Sae-chan, will say her winning phrase to the camera.
Please!
Thank you for today.
I hope you come again. Bye!
I will never go!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you in the way? Are you in the way?
Oh, this baby just won't stop crying.
It can't be helped.
Well, since you're still sulking, let's do it together.
Let's do it together to heal you.
So, I'm going to do it with Umeno-san and Okamoto- san!
Okamoto-san, hurry up and heal me.
Here you go.
Hurry up or my hair will be pulled out.
Afro wig.
Oh, this is good.
With an afro wig...
Oh, thank you, thank you.
The entrance is...
Well, then...
Here you go, too!
Well, then, please cry together.
My hair!
It's really coming in!
I'm running out of material!
I have a hand! I have a hand!
Our last topic is...
Speaking of Saito-san...
He has a reputation for saying handsome lines.
That's right.
Saito-san used to be handsome.
What?!
Really?!
Are you still handsome now?
I'm still handsome, right?
Saito-san, here's a picture of you when you were 20 years old.
What?!
I didn't lose weight!
You looked like you didn't lose weight.
What?!
That's not true!
I did lose some weight.
That's not it!
Why did you become like that?
I don't know. Maybe it's because I woke up in the morning.
That's sad.
Hey!
Did you lose weight in the morning?
Yes, I did.
I didn't lose weight, though.
Anyway, this is Saito-san's handsome lines battle!
I didn't lose!
Here are the rules!
From now on, Saito-san and the two members will announce three handsome lines according to the selection.
However, we won't tell you who came up with which line.
We won't tell you.
For the other four lines, please choose one line that you think the members came up with.
I see.
If Saito-san has chosen one line, Saito-san will have to say it in front of you as a penalty game.
It's not the worst.
I can't continue being an idol anymore.
No, no, it's a penalty game.
I've said it many times, but my girlfriend listens to Amai-senryo every day.
Girlfriend?!
Of course she is. I'm 36 years old.
Is she bald too?
No, she's not bald.
She's not bald.
You'll know what baldness is in 10 years.
You'll know?
You'll know.
The first challengers are Inoue-san and Kurihara- san.
We won't lose.
Here is the situation.
Wall bump.
It's trending now.
The three of you have already come up with a line you want to hear when you're wall bumped by a man.
Inoue-san and Kurihara-san, please make sure you don't say the line you've come up with.
Wall bumping?
That's right.
Because if you say it, you'll be wall bumped for the first time.
I'll say it for the first time.
The line is said by a senior.
Please say the line you want to hear.
First of all, it's this.
How is it?
Now you can only see me.
I don't know.
You don't know yet, do you?
I don't know.
Next, line B.
Oh, sorry.
I was just a little stunned.
I don't like it.
And finally, line C.
I look at you and there's nothing.
I see.
Just by looking at you like that, you don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Hint, hint, hint.
Hint.
I don't know either.
Hint, I don't know either.
I don't know.
These two don't know anything.
I don't know.
Please think seriously.
I don't know anything.
I really don't know anything.
It's like "Kami-ori" (Kami-ori)
Now, please open the envelopes.
It's broken!
What!? No way!
If it's broken, it means...
If it's broken, it means that someone absolutely doesn't care about it!
A, C, B...
A?
A!
Let's agree!
A is the most common, right?
But...
I don't know!
You don't know, right?
Yeah.
But you two A's, why do you think like that?
I...
Which one should I choose...
It's a tie, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I...
Absolutely think that B is Saito-san!
Eh, really?!
I see.
That's why...
I'm trying to avoid B!
I see.
A or C or A or C...
I see, I see.
I see.
Really?
Me?
In this situation, if I'm called out, I think it's C.
Ah, you just want to be called out?
No, I just didn't know!
That's important, right?
Yeah.
What about you, Koma-san?
Eh, it's a little...
It's like a second dimension, so...
I was wondering if you looked it up somewhere...
It's too real!
Am I a second dimension?
No, you're not!
Saito-san didn't get it!
Well then...
Yes!
Here's the result announcement!
Please answer!
Yes!
I'd like to announce it in your own reality!
First of all...
Yes!
Inoue-san's...
Please! Please!
Please!
Please! Please!
Please say it! Say it! Say it!
Well then...
Kabethon...
Please!
Nothing.
I'm so happy!
Congratulations!
For Rinoe-san, it was C, right?
That's right. That's right.
It's important. It's important.
I'm so happy!
Congratulations!
Wait!
Don't worry about it! Don't worry about it!
Congratulations on getting it right!
The three of you look like you're in trouble.
You don't know it yet?
You don't know it yet, right?
If it's A, then neither of you will get it, right?
That's right.
A... who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
Let's go, Sora-chan!
Then, let's have Kurihara-san choose Kabedon!
Ah, sorry.
It hurts!
As you said, I looked it up.
Yes, I was surprised.
That's right, it seems like it will appear in a manga.
It's a little dangerous.
That's right.
I did it!
So, Saito-san's work is this A's "How about it? With this, you can only see me, right?"
So, Ueno-san and Tomio-san who chose A, Saito- san's "Kabedon"...
Thank goodness I have two hands.
Ah, you can do it at the same time!
Eh, where does this line come from?
I don't know. Is it a real battle?
Experience. Experience.
Face the wall.
No, face the wall!
Well then, Saito-san, please face the wall!
How is it? Now you can only see me, right?
Face the wall!
Oh no! Oh no!
This is really bad!
I want to quit being an idol now!
Oh no!
Haru-san, what do you think?
It's not like that!
The baldness came right in front of me!
Was it bad?
It was bad.
But it wasn't worse than you thought, right?
No.
Seriously!
You have to be someone you like.
That's right.
There are adults like you, right?
Adults!
I'm scared!
This is bad!
I'm glad you're glad.
If you lose, you'll end up like this, right?
That's right.
That's how I feel.
I'm sorry.
The next situation is this!
Chin-biting.
This is also chin-biting.
It's okay. I won't be beaten up.
I won't be beaten up.
I won't be beaten up!
I won't be beaten up.
You can do it.
A is this.
You're cheeky.
I'll shut you up with my mouth.
B is this.
Hey, where are you looking at?
So don't be shy and look at me.
C.
Hey, I want to kiss you.
Can I?
I see.
Why?
To be honest, I don't know.
You four, please think about it.
I can do this.
No way!
I know.
I looked it up on the Internet earlier.
And this came up.
I see.
If you look it up on the Internet...
I think you're a member.
Because you all did this recently.
I see.
I don't like it when Saito-san looks it up on the Internet.
Please show us your cards.
A, B, C, C!
I got it again!
You got it again?
"Ikenai Saito" (bad Saito)
Your bad Saito is confirmed.
I was a bad Saito.
"Ikenai Saito" (bad Saito)
Let's start with Ueno-san.
Hey, I want to kiss you. Is it okay?
Look at Saito-san's face.
Everyone, look at Saito-san's face.
Look at Saito-san's face.
We don't know it yet.
Saito-san, we don't know it yet.
Okay, Okamoto-san.
Please show us!
Where are you looking at?
Look at me.
Where are you looking at?
You said you were confident just now.
Did Saito-san pick it up on the internet?
He picked it up on the internet.
So, Saito-san, it's A, right?
It looks like you're covering it up.
It's at the top.
I don't like it.
It's okay. You're just embarrassed.
Do your best.
It's okay.
Go!
Do your best.
It's okay.
I won't die.
So, Saito-san, please eat his jaw.
It's okay. It's really just a jaw.
I really don't like it.
You're so arrogant. I'll cover it up with my mouth.
I don't like it!
It's okay.
I'll be more mature.
Do it again.
You're so arrogant. I'll cover it up with my mouth.
Oh, I'm about to be a child's erosion. The baby is still crying.
If this happens, I'll have these two heal me. I'm going to have Mr. Kobata and Ms. Tomiochi do it.
All right, you two, hurry up. Hurry up, you two, heal me.
What?
Shower.
Shower down here.
The closest distance is close.
Then please let the baby cry it out.
You two, peppy up, you two.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Hurry up, you two, hurry up, hurry up.
Ahhhh!
It's time for the ending.
Let's see the last one.
Don! Don!
Okamina MVF!
Who was chosen as the best MVF?
Let's announce it!
MVF approved by Okamina Kao committee is...
Who is it?
Please!
There is no prize.
I did it!
It's my first time!
Is it black and white?
Yes, it's black and white.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes.
You did it!
I did it!
My personal wish came true!
Thanks to Takashi, you were able to do it!
You did your best!
How do you feel, Sae-chan?
How do I feel?
I think we made a good choice.
You made a good choice!
We all saw it equally.
You saw it equally.
You didn't see it equally.
Sae-chan, who was chosen as the MVP, will receive a face panel from now on!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
It's like a boss and his subordinates.
Let's go home.
How was it?
It was fun!
I'm sorry.
Was it okay for you to feel uncomfortable because you were acting?
No.
That's a little...
I don't know what kind of girl she is.
Let's go home!
Please look forward to it!
Let's say goodbye with a title call!
We are...
HKT48!
Bye-bye!