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H.K.T. Hotel's...
Hoka Mina!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
It's started!
Other members of HKT48 and everyone else!
From Hakuta Library Hall today as well,
we would like to broadcast live!
Thank you!
With that said,
we would like you to get to know us more and more.
First of all, we would like you to introduce yourselves.
Yes!
Well, it's finally spring.
It's the season when pollen flies.
Before introducing ourselves,
we would like you to say "kushan!" and introduce yourselves.
So, starting with me...
kushan!
I'm HKT48's captain, Anna Ichihiro.
Thank you!
Action!
HKT48...
HKT48 Team Keihou's Aoi-tan,
I'm Kotomoto Murami.
Thank you!
Action!
I'm Mai-chan, Kotomi Kimura.
Thank you!
Action!
I'm Shimono Enki.
HKT48...
Sakaguchi...
Nico-chan!
Yay!
Action!
Do your best!
Huh?
Action!
It's not coming out!
Now, let me introduce these two people...
who will make this show even more exciting!
Last year's "The problem" 2014...
finalists, these two people!
Yay!
One, two...
Big!
Action!
No, we're the M.T.!
We're the M.T.!
Yes, I'm Sanbyoushi.
Sanbyoushi, nice to meet you.
So funny!
How is it? Sanbyoushi has arrived, right?
No, I haven't arrived yet!
It's funny because you haven't done anything yet.
Well, since you're the finalists...
I'd like you to show me your manzai.
Yay!
I want to see it!
Excuse me...
I want to see it!
Excuse me...
I want to see it!
You don't know it?
No, I don't know it.
Then, this is Sanbyoushi's manzai!
Thank you!
Once again, I'm Noppo and I'm fat.
I'm Sanbyoushi.
Nice to meet you!
Who's fat?
I'm fat!
Who's fat?
Sadly, I'm fat.
Well, I'm not bragging about it, but...
I've been working at a stand-up noodle shop for three years.
I'm not bragging about it.
That's why I can make and serve stand-up noodle in ten seconds!
Ten seconds is too fast!
That's why I can make and serve stand-up noodle in ten seconds!
Order whatever you like and I'll serve it in ten seconds!
Then, fox noodle!
Yes, understood!
One, two, three, four, five...
Yes, fox noodle!
No!
I'll serve it in ten seconds!
It's the same, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Isn't it a little more expensive?
I'll serve everything but noodle in ten seconds!
Then, curry rice!
Yes, understood!
One, two, three, four, five...
Yes, curry rice!
No!
You just said it, didn't you?
I'll serve it in ten seconds!
The movement of noodle is too much!
Order whatever you can't find in a noodle shop and I'll serve it in ten seconds!
Tuna rice ball!
Yes, understood!
One, two, three, four...
The rice is...
Yes, tuna rice ball!
No, it's not!
I'll serve it in ten seconds!
Then, raw beer!
Raw beer!
Yes, understood!
One, two, three...
It's over!
The kitchen is full of water!
Yes, it's raw beer!
It's raw beer!
Don't say "na", you!
I'll serve it in ten seconds!
Isn't it a little more expensive in reality?
Then, bring me the kitchen!
First class!
Yes, first class!
No, first class is better!
Thank you very much!
It's so funny!
It's funny!
It was so funny!
How was it?
It was so funny!
It was the best!
Was it good?
It was good!
It's a trend now, this snowman!
No, it's not a trend.
Even if snowman is a trend, we are not like it!
Finally, we have a fukoukan and a soba!
No, we have always been like that!
We have always been like that!
So, from now on, we will touch the MC!
Please!
In this show, besides "hkt48" and "sassy",
other members will show their new faces!
This show will appeal to the world!
That's right!
Today, the members who worked the hardest are...
"most variable"...
"variable"!
They only appeared in elementary school!
They appeared in middle school!
"variable" face!
They earned "mvf" award!
We will give you that!
And, the person who received it will get a color on their face!
It will be something!
And, if you get it twice,
you will get a new face panel!
And you will get a "kanmuri" corner!
"kanmuri" corner!
Today, the members will use "kanmuri" once, except for Anai-san!
Anai-san! Do your best!
Except for Anai-san, you will use "version up" and "kanmuri" once!
Anai-san! Do your best!
As you know, we don't know much about you.
We don't know much about you.
So, we will go to this corner!
Hokamina commercial ranking!
When we had a meeting with the staffs here, we only looked at the commercial of each member and ranked them.
The topic of the ranking is...
Who wants to have their ears cleaned with a knee pillow?
Even if I have a knee pillow, it won't be cleaned!
It's okay!
It looks heavy!
It might be heavy!
First of all, please write down what you think you are.
What you think you are...
It's just a commercial!
We don't know who you are!
When we first saw you guys, we didn't know anything about you.
We only saw your photos.
We are most afraid of this corner.
Why?
Because you cried last time in "Behind City".
You cried in "Behind City".
Don't call me "Behind City" anymore!
You can't call me "Behind City" anymore!
We are doing this because we like you!
Did you write down your rankings?
Yes!
Please announce it!
Oh!
Well, there are modest people and people who rank themselves.
Well, at the end, we have confident people and Murashige-san.
Murashige-san's first place smells like kina.
It's like, "If you don't choose first place, it'll be delicious."
There are some people who stand out even in numbers.
Well, let's look at the rankings. Let's announce it from 5th place.
Are you all right?
The 5th place is this person!
Yes!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
It's me! It's me!
Shimono Yu...something.
Well, we can't see the name until the end.
Shimono-san, can you rank yourself in first place?
This is embarrassing.
I doubt your sense of humor.
No, no.
Ches, I'll go first.
Did you just look at the picture?
To be honest, I'll rank 5th place based on the elimination law.
I'm sorry, it's only in the picture.
Since it's an elimination law, I'll rank lower.
There are various reasons.
Out of various reasons, I decided 6th place is this person.
It's not delicious at all.
Did you notice?
It's not delicious at all.
You noticed, didn't you?
It's not delicious at all.
So, 5th place, don't delay it. Let's continue.
Why?
Don't delay it, Wajima-san.
Let's continue.
Why?
4th place is this person!
It's Murase-san!
Wait, I'm scared.
How is it?
Murase-san!
It's like this!
Your reaction when you're in 4th place!
Wait, wait!
I wanted you to be in 6th place for some reason!
It's not good!
That's right! It's a little worse than usual!
That's right!
I don't like it!
This year as well, we didn't have much time!
We didn't have much time!
Then, let's go!
Let's go! It's the best 3, right?
Yes!
Here is the announcement of 3rd place!
Yes!
Oh! There it is!
You guessed it yourself!
Did you really think it was 3rd place? Or did you boldly write 3rd place?
I boldly wrote 3rd place!
Ah, it's sad!
It's sad!
I'm sorry for getting it right! I'm sorry for getting it right!
I'm sorry!
No, but from 3rd place, it's really...
Yes!
It's really hard to think about it!
It's an opinion that the two of you came up with, so either of you are in 2nd or 1st place!
Ah, I see!
That's how it is!
As soon as you get in 3rd place, you'll know that she's a beauty!
Then, let's go to the next one!
4th and 5th!
It looks like you missed it, so I'll play it for you!
Yes!
I'll play it for you!
Then, let's go!
From 2nd place, you're already in 10th place!
The person in 2nd place is...this person!
You guessed it right!
So, the best of the best is currently in 1st place!
I wonder if that kind of thing will come up!
Yay!
Yes, Miyan-san, right? The best of the best will come up!
Yes!
There's still someone left in 1st and 6th place, but...
Who is it? Who is it? Who hasn't been called out yet?
Who is it?
Who hasn't been called out yet?
Ah, but...
But you're still in 5th and 6th place!
Of course I'm in 3rd place!
Even though I'm blue!
No, no, that's not true!
Miyan-san, it's only in photos!
Yes! Right now...
Miyan-san, it's only in photos!
Right now, you're in 5th and 6th place, but...
Which one do you think is in 1st place?
Alright, let's check it out.
1st and 6th place are...
1, 2, 3!
Which one?
Yes!
It's high!
6th and 1st place are...
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
Yes, what is it?
I doubt your sense of humor.
Why?
But with your speech, you're in 6th place.
Why?
The reason is...
1st and 2nd place are...
They're both...
1st and 2nd place...
Why did you lose?
I... I think...
The photo was really good.
Stop it!
Takagi-san...
It's cute!
I thought you were going to say that, but...
I don't think so!
You were really good and kind.
Please talk properly at the end!
Takagi-san...
Takagi... something-san...
But Tsugumi-san is...
Motomura-san, right?
Motomura-san is...
Sorry!
Now...
This is a big reason.
Your hair...
It's really curly, isn't it?
In the photo...
I'm good at this.
It's coming to me.
It hurts!
You said you were okay before...
That's why you're in 10th place.
It's only because of the photo!
That's right!
We'll add your personal personality later!
That's all!
"Idol Streaming"!
Takagura-san is the first champion of "Entertainer Streaming Grand Prix"!
Thank you very much!
I'd like you all to try streaming!
I'd like you all to do "idol-like" streaming.
Let's start with Takagura-san's "idol streaming" in Japan!
It's okay! I can stand it even if my face looks bad!
Well, it's not just about your face!
I also have a little trick up my sleeve!
Take a look at all of the capital letters!
It's "h", "k", "t"!
I am the champion!
It's finally graduation season!
Let's move on to this segment!
It's Takakura Kyoto's crazy "Hokamina Girls' High School Graduation Season"!
You will all become Hokamina Girls' High School students and participate in the graduation season!
However, Takakura-san of Hokamina Girls' High School will say a lot of things to you!
So you should never listen to what Takakura Kyoto says!
You should never listen to what he says!
It's Takakura Kyoto!
It's almost like Nishioka Sumiko!
I, Kubo, will be playing the principal!
Hokamina Girls' High School Graduation Season, start!
Oh, that's good, that's good. Please cry.
Please cry. Please cry.
Good luck!
I'm sad. I'm sad.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Now, I would like to hold the Okamina Girls' High School Graduation Ceremony.
I see.
Graduates, stand!
Eyes!
Jump!
Oh, that's good. That's good.
Sit down!
Everyone, not everything is written on a piece of paper!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
We don't know when it will come!
First of all, I would like to announce the award.
Yes.
Graduate representative, Shimono.
In our school, it is recognized as the only school that sings rap in Japan.
That's right.
Now, Mr. Shimono will announce the rap award.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's nostalgic!
Oh, that's good!
The rhythm is good!
Memories of you and me
Still here
Do your best!
Let's say it! Let's say it!
Is it still there?
Is the lyrics still there?
I love you all!
It's over!
Well, it's quite...
It was a little less effective than the lyrics.
Our school is...
Please face forward!
Please spit out yourself who couldn't do anything!
Now, let's continue.
Next, I would like to announce the graduation award.
Graduate representative, Anai.
Principal, I'm so embarrassed, please accept the graduation award with cuteness!
Graduation award goes to...
Anai-san!
You have graduated from your original school, Hokamina Girls High School.
Congratulations!
I love you.
Mr. Principal, I can't stop sweating!
What did you just say?
I didn't hear it wrong. I said "I love you".
As expected of you, Principal. You're blushing.
I'm blushing.
I've been blushing ever since I watched "Sukiyaki".
It's not for "Sukiyaki" or "Douretsu".
Let's move on.
From graduates to juniors, please say goodbye in "goodbye gag".
Ms. Motomura.
Please say goodbye in "goodbye gag".
I always say goodbye in "goodbye gag".
It's okay.
Please say goodbye in "goodbye gag".
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bike!
That's cute!
That's good!
She overcame it!
Let's give it to BKB!
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bike!
Let's give it to her.
It's no good without Kei.
Let's move on.
Next, I'd like you to talk about your memories.
I'm sure you have a lot of rumors and memories about other students.
I'd like you to talk about...
Anai!
The second one.
Don't you think it's "one person, one gag"?
There's a lot of things like that.
That's the type of competition.
After one gag, I'll give it to the one who's relieved.
Yes.
There's no mistake about that.
It's Anai.
It's not about anyone else.
I'd like you to talk about your memories.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Please.
Cinnamon always talks about her role in the show.
She cares about it.
No, no, it happens.
Time's up!
Cinnamon's image has deteriorated.
She cares about her role in the show.
She cares about her role in the show, but she raps about it.
Time's up!
She cares about her role in the show, but she raps about it.
Next, we'd like you to recreate the sexy pose you did in your graduation photo.
You took a sexy pose in your graduation photo, didn't you?
You're wearing lipstick, aren't you?
Let's have you recreate it.
You took a sexy pose in your graduation photo.
It was a video, wasn't it?
It's still the same.
Next, you had a chic chicken.
You had a chic chicken.
You took a chicken pose in your graduation photo.
Sakaguchi-san, please.
Stop it.
It was fun, wasn't it? Because you took a chicken pose in your graduation photo.
Sakaguchi-san, please.
I will do a chicken pose in my graduation photo.
Thank you very much.
Please have a seat.
You are very friendly.
Please have a seat.
You are very friendly.
You went to catch mackerels, didn't you?
Let's move on.
Next, please imitate Antonio Inoki, who was raising chickens.
Antonio Inoki, you were raising chickens for three years, weren't you?
Yes.
Antonio Inoki, who was raising chickens for three years, please imitate Antonio Inoki, who was raising chickens for three years.
I don't care if you are healthy or not.
Three, two, one.
It's the opposite.
One, two, three.
It's the opposite.
Thank you very much.
You are very original.
You went down from three.
Lastly, please imitate the senior students of our school.
From the graduates to the principal's students.
Let's start with Ms. Anai and the principal's students.
Please say "base" in turn.
"debu" (fat)
It's simple, isn't it?
"buta" (pig)
It's simple, isn't it?
"bubu" (boo boo) Shut up!
"shimono" (dead man)
"tonjiru" (soup) is coming out of my mouth.
"sakaguchi" (drinker)
"sono tonjiru oishii yo!" (that tonjiru is delicious!)
"tenbura" (tenderloin)
"oishiku itadakimashita" (it was delicious)
It's like we're getting a drink in the second half.
What is it that the principal is so happy about?
That's it for the graduation ceremony.
Now, it's time for you all to compete one-on-one.
Now, since you're idols, please announce your idols.
First of all, Anai-san and Shimon-san.
Now, let's go. First of all, Anai-san, please.
"itsumademo anata dake no chihiro dayo" (I'll always be your Chihiro)
Isn't it nice?
It's cute, isn't it?
Now, let's continue with Shimon-san.
"kouhai ga fuete joretsu ga sagatte kuru" (my juniors are increasing and my rank is decreasing)
It's quite realistic.
Now, let's go, Takano-san.
The winner is...
Shimono!
Was it idol-like?
It was idol-like, but you were able to show us the idol's reality.
Since you're all military personnel.
Now, let's continue with the graduation ceremony.
Graduation ceremony!
You've been to many cultural events and Valentine's Day events, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
And you said some exciting lines at the graduation ceremony,
so we're going to decide which one of you is the most excited.
However,
Mr. Takagura, please say it.
Today, we have members who make fun of exciting lines.
That's right!
I heard that three of you made fun of it today.
No, we didn't!
We didn't!
I know it now!
I know it from the bottom of my heart!
Yes, we shouldn't make fun of it.
We've prepared a tough penalty game for the most excited members.
So we'd like you to do it seriously and say exciting lines.
Like this, right?
Yes!
Shall we start?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Do you want to be a queen?
Yes!
Are you kidding me?
Wait, wait, wait.
Just say it!
I'm not kidding you!
Let's start!
Shall we start with Ms. Anai?
Yes!
And then, Ms. Kotono, please say it for the next member.
Are you confident, everyone?
Yes!
Yes, we are!
We're very confident!
By the way, Mr. Kamite is a funny actor.
He looks like a comedian before he gets funny.
I know!
We're in the same business!
You're in the same business!
You're in the same business as an idol!
That's great!
You three are a little bit like Dacho Club.
Yes, we are!
Dacho Club is in Kyushu!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Yes, we are!
Ms. Anai, please say it!
Ms. Anai!
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
I've always been asking you questions, but I'll ask you one last question today.
When will you make me your wife?
That's great!
You can ask her as if you're her teacher.
Those of you who voted for her, please raise your hands!
That's pretty good!
How many points?
80 points!
89 points!
That's great!
That's a high score!
I did it!
Did you do it with all your heart?
Yes, because I have to get an MVF today.
That's right!
You're the only woman in black.
That's how you say it, "woman in black."
Now, Motomura-san, are you okay?
I'm okay!
You can do it, right?
Now, Motomura-san, please!
What are you doing?
The graduation ceremony will start soon. Let's go!
Oh, that's right.
After the ceremony, I'll confess my love for you, so be prepared!
Wow!
But you're all in a bad mood!
Bad!
Now, everyone, please give your best!
Go ahead!
How was it?
That was...
75 points!
Wow!
But you still got high scores!
I'm really happy about it!
Really?
Your skirt is so cute!
It's not there!
It's there!
You were aiming for it!
It's not there!
You're cute!
You're not a turtle, are you?
No, I'm 6th place.
Next...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Three of you...
Shimono-san, please!
Huh? You're still in class?
Are you sad that you can't see me anymore?
If we can't see each other again, should we get married?
Sakura-man...
Hmm...
That's good!
Shimocchan!
You can't say it!
Which one was better?
I think this one was better!
You know...
If you can't see me anymore...
You're hiding your embarrassment...
Why?
You're like a maiden...
That's right!
I thought you'd say it!
No, it's not like that...
I'm just...
I'm just not good at this project...
No, you're not doing it!
If you're not good at it, you should be proud of it!
You should be a superstar!
Let's see how well you did!
Please show us!
Show us!
If you can't show us...
Then show us!
No...
Ten points!
No...
If you're not going to show us, don't!
It's so funny!
She's the cutest.
It's already over.
It's already too late.
If you're ready, let's go!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Senpai!
Congratulations on your graduation!
Huh? Senpai's button...
It's gone...
Then...
Lastly...
Please remember me!
Congratulations!
That's great!
No, no, it's very...
It's very good.
It's a bit of a shy kiss face, isn't it?
It's very good.
Then, let's go.
If you're curious about it, please watch it.
Go ahead!
Isn't it too little?
Wait! I'm embarrassed!
We may only see it like this!
Takakura-san!
Please give us the result!
Congratulations!
Please go back!
You did your best, though.
At first, it was just a little shy kiss face.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
It was completely out of the corner!
It was too fast!
I think it was 8.6 seconds.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I wanted to do it, but...
I'm embarrassed!
Who's embarrassed?
I can do it, too!
Let's go!
Chigami-san, please!
Welcome back!
Onii-chan, congratulations on your graduation!
In the end, you couldn't make a girlfriend even in high school.
I'll celebrate with you, Onii-chan!
I love you, Onii-chan!
Wow!
That's good!
She changed her situation!
She changed her brother's situation!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is wonderful!
Now, Onii-chan, please listen to everyone's feelings!
Now, if you're ready, please show us your card!
Wow!
89 points!
Wow!
89!
She did it!
She did it, didn't she?
Now...
Oh! For now...
80, 80, they're lined up!
Now, let's see...
Oh! That's good!
19! That's good!
19, right? That's pretty good!
It's okay! I remember! I remember!
She was able to leave an impact!
Now, let's go to the last one!
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, Murashigi-san, please!
Ah! I finally found it!
Over there too!
Jeez, you're everywhere!
It's hard to find you!
Where is it?
You just said "where is it?"
No, I said "where is it?"
I didn't mean it like that, but...
As a joke, "where is it?" is a joke.
That's right.
I didn't hear it all.
No, if it depends on either of us, we can't help it, but...
I didn't think it would cross in the middle like that!
It's like "Ikkyu-san", right?
It's like "Ikkyu-san"!
Now, let's see how it turned out!
We'll have the audience rate it!
Now, please raise your gold card!
You're kind!
But! But! But!
But, as a comedian, I didn't want you to raise it!
But you raised it, so...
One gold card!
That's good, that's good!
One gold card, right?
Let's treasure that person!
You like it, don't you?
It's my T.O.
Now, let's see the results!
Anai-san and Uchigami-san are lined up, right?
However, my points are also included!
I have 600 points!
My points are...
Really, really, really, please!
Please step back!
My 600 points are...
Anai-san's points!
Now, for Anai-san, who was shining brightly at the end,
please say a winning phrase to the camera!
Now, please!
If I had thought of you seriously, I would have won!
Which one is it?
It's neither one of them!
I'm so happy!
And the punishment game is...
Who was it again?
The person with the lowest number of points, right?
From now on, my -600 points will be counted.
No, it's fine. Let's do it straight.
Let's do it straight.
And the punishment game is...
Shimono-san!
- Don't do it! - Sakagura-san, please look carefully!
- Don't do it! - Ah, sorry, sorry!
Ah, which one will you do?
- Eh... Shimono-san! - Shimono-san!
Since Shimono-san doesn't have enough moe,
after the show, she'll wear her maid's clothes and clean up the studio like a real maid!
- Ah, thank you! - Thank you!
- However, the camera won't turn at all! - Why?!
- Because it's just a punishment game! - Eh, it's a punishment game?
- That's right! - Please do it!
And with that, the graduation ceremony has ended!
Next up is Motomura-san versus Sagauchi-san.
Motomura-san, would you like to go first?
Yes!
Let's go!
Motomura-san, if you please!
The source of my daily energy is my fans!
Oh, you're getting energy from your fans!
That's right!
She's like an idol!
She's pretty good!
Then, Sagauchi-san, let's go!
Yes!
Ooooooh!
Looking at the members next to you, I put on makeup.
Huh?
She's like a high school student!
She said something like that!
I wonder who's in charge of that?
Then, Sagauchi-san, what's your judgment?
Eh...
Motomura-san!
Yes!
She's like an idol!
That's right!
I didn't want her to say that she put on makeup!
Thank you!
Now, lastly, let's go to this corner of "Members' Insanity Explosion"!
"Insanity Panic Theater"!
Yaaay!
Now, I'd like you all to answer a questionnaire about the ideal situation where you're panicking like the protagonist of a girl's manga and a man's manga.
That's great!
Based on that, the anime I've been addicted to for the past 25 years is "Kantai Collection"!
It's a story created by Okami Naga's pride and pride, writer Otsushi!
I wonder who that mysterious writer is?
Now, I'd like you all to act out the lines you've been told!
I'd like you fans to see you panicking!
I'd like you to think, "She's cute! I like her!"
I see!
Now, I'd like you all to say the lines you've been told!
Yes!
It's either you or me!
Takakura-san!
Wait a minute!
Takakura-san!
Wait a minute!
Let's listen to them one by one!
We'd love it if you could say your answer then!
Takakura-san!
That's too fast!
We don't accept reservations!
Here we go!
Let's start with Anai-san!
Yes!
Anai-san's ideal situation is this!
Studying at a library!
That's nice!
That's the best!
At a library...
You have a small voice, don't you?
Or...
Studying together!
And...
Since we live next door...
The distance between us is close...
That's bad!
The distance between you and your face is close...
That's gross!
I want to act it out!
Which one do you want?
Takakura-san!
The distance between you and your face is too close!
It's already close!
I'm not a telescope!
I can't see behind you!
Go!
I can't see you!
You're too fast!
Here we go!
Anai-san's delusional theater...
Start!
I don't know at all!
What's wrong with you?
No...
I don't know this Japanese poem at all!
It's so difficult!
What? You don't know this?
I don't know!
You're really stupid!
What?
It's "kamakura pact" written in "iiku"!
You know this, don't you?
As expected of you, Takakura-kun!
As expected!
You're really stupid!
You need me, don't you?
I'll be with you forever and teach you!
How was it?
That was perfect acting!
Listen up, everyone!
While we're doing this, don't talk about us.
And don't talk about your partner!
She's a little scared, but is she okay?
What did you like about me?
I want people to say you're stupid!
Oh, I see!
So I'll be with you forever and teach you!
So don't leave me!
Like a tsundere!
I see!
That's what I like!
How was it?
It was a little...
It wasn't "a little", was it?
It was weird.
Even though you tried so hard.
It was weird.
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
She wants people to say that about her.
Let's see how she reacts to my acting!
Let's continue!
Motomura-san!
Ah, yes!
Let's see your situation!
Lunch at a school rooftop with your boyfriend!
What do you think about it?
I want to try it!
Just...
You want to eat lunch together?
Yes! I want to eat it!
Ah, I see!
Right?
Which one of you will do it?
Lunch! Lunch!
Lunch!
Lunch is the best!
They're calling you "Mr. Lunch"!
Mr. Lunch!
It costs a lot of money!
Dinner and breakfast, too!
That's right!
Mr. Eat!
They're calling you "Mr. Eat"!
What should we do?
Dinner and breakfast...
Mr. Eat!
Who's Mr. Eat?!
Mr. Eat!
Who's Mr. Eat?!
They're calling you "Mr. Eat" and you're leaving!
Which one of you will do it?
Will you eat it?
Will you be eaten?
Which one of you will do it?
Let's continue!
While you're sleeping, you're snoring!
But the staff can't hear you!
They'll say "buhi buhi"!
Are you snoring?!
Is it okay for you to snore?!
Let's go!
Motomura-san's "Mosso Kyunkyun Theater", start!
Sorry, pig!
Sorry for being late!
It's okay.
I was sleeping and skipping class.
You skipped class?! Again?!
It's okay.
Here's today's lunch.
Sorry for always coming late!
Is it enough?!
Thank goodness!
It's okay!
Thank goodness!
I'll eat it now!
It's good!
Really?!
What's with the omelet?!
It's good, right?!
What did you put in it?!
Love!
It's so good!
Thank goodness!
Sorry for being late!
Today's lunch was also very good!
I'm looking forward to tomorrow's lunch as well!
How was it?!
It was fun!
Although Ms. Kubo's eating style was good,
Motomura-san, please say your final words.
What did you want me to say?!
It's a little...
What did you want me to say?!
I want you to be more...
gentle...
I like gentle people!
She's really gentle!
If I'm not gentle like this, there's nothing good about it!
I don't like that!
Ah, she dumped me...
I'm going to cry...
Takeru!
Why does it feel like a youth movie?
Lastly, I'd be really happy if you could wave at me,
but it's still okay?
She's going to eat you!
She's going to eat you! She's going to eat you!
Let's continue.
Shimon-san!
Please come out.
Shimon-san's setting is this!
What is this? What does it mean?
What does it mean, Shimon-san?
But as a setting, it's like when you're childhood friends and you realize it's love at first sight and you're at a distance.
It's like you're suspicious of each other but you can't step forward.
If that's the case, please write it down for me.
Who will you be childhood friends with?
Takakura-san.
Thank you.
There's still a chance.
The setting is like you're childhood friends and you realize it's love at first sight and you're at a distance.
What is this?
What does it mean?
Chan-chan-ko.
Chan-chan-ko?
Chan-chan-ko.
It suits you!
Takakura-san, have you actually seen something like this in high school?
No!
He's going to look at the script.
No!
Let's continue.
Shimon-san, please!
This manga is really interesting!
Is it interesting?
This is a rare item I got in Akiba the other day.
Is that so?
How long have we known each other?
Since kindergarten, so about 20 years?
That's a long time.
Then I don't hate you, Takakuma.
Of course you don't.
Will you swear you'll love me for the rest of your life?
I swear! I swear! I swear!
Do you want a vow of 10,000?
Will you swear you'll love me for the rest of your life?
I only have one word for you!
I love you! I love you!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
W-w-what is this?
This is a famous scene from Takarazuka Kagiguran's "The Rose of Versailles".
Please don't say the lines wrong.
I can't say it!
I can't say it this quickly!
I was going to say Takarazuka Kagiguran's lines in this situation.
Can you say it, Monona?
Yes, I can say it.
Please say it in whatever way you want me to say it.
I swear! I swear!
Do you want a vow of 1,000? Do you want a vow of 10,000?
Do you want me to say the words that cost me my life one more time?
I only have one word for you!
I love you! I love you!
That's perfect!
That's cool!
On the contrary, it's scary!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's scary!
So you want me to say it, right?
If there's anyone who can say it quickly...
It's not easy!
Hey, Shimono-san, we also refuse!
It's not easy to say it!
That's right!
This is difficult.
It's okay, right?
From a unique point of view, I think it's very good.
Okay, Murashige-san!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Murashige-san's...
Situation...
Is this!
Two childhood friends confess their love.
- Yes! - Huh?
- That's right. - Then this is...
- A popular feeling, right? - A popular feeling, right?
- Well, the three of us have always been close. - Yeah.
- And these two boys have always liked Murashige - san. - Yeah.
- But Murashige-san likes me more. - Ah, it's like that.
- Which one do you like more? - This one...
- Then, which one is Katchan or Tatchan? - Katchan...
- Well... Sakakura-san... - Me... - Yes.
- The first one is... - The one I like more. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well... - You are the first one to decide!
- Ah, it's funny! - While you are acting...
- You don't realize "Ah, it's not me". You are doing it from the beginning.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Director, it's hard to prepare for this!
- I'm sorry! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let's go. - Okay.
- Then, we... - Then, we... - We will go together, right? - We will go together, right?
- Yes, yes. - Which one is this?
- This is... - These three...
- What is this? - What are these three doing?
- I can't do it anymore. - What kind of friends are they?
- Weird friends... - It's like a comic song band.
- It's funny! - Okay, let's go.
- It's funny! - Emrah Sigeth-san's...
"Dreamy Kyun Kyun Theater" starts now!
- She is late. - Anna is late in the morning.
- Sorry for keeping you waiting! - Sorry for being late!
- So, where are we going today? - Before that...
- Let me make it clear for you today. - What?
- Huh? What is it?
- Me and Debu... - No, me and Kubo...
- Which one of us will you date? - I can't choose one of you!
- Anna...
- I can't stand it without you.
- Me too!
I was going to dance a little, but don't "kyaa" me!
I know you're laughing at me, but do you really think I'm here?
Do you really think I'm here?
I was the first one to say "you're ugly" and "let me know"
- That kind of reaction suits you. - Really?
I can't stand it without you!
- What did you think of me? - I was happy.
I like people coming to me.
- I want people to come to me. - You want people to come straight to you.
I don't like people coming around me.
- I like your humanity. - That's right.
- You like people like me? - Yes!
- Could you stand it without me? - I couldn't stand it.
Why couldn't you stand it? If I could stand it, can you all stand it?
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- First up is Ms. Fushigami! - Ms. Fushigami!
- Here it is!
- Your boyfriend sees you getting along with boys of the same class. - That's right!
- I want you two to do it. - I see!
- So you're playing the role of a boyfriend and a friend? - Yes!
- I see! So which of you will do it? - Me!
What is this battle that looks like a loss?
- Ms. Takakura will say your line and your boyfriend will stand in front of you. - Here it is!
- I like your line better!
- Here it is! - What is this battle that looks like a loss?
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Don't "ah" me. - You look like you're in a good mood today.
- Why are you standing up for yourself? - You're cute!
- Ms. Fushigami, let's go! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Tomorrow is the cultural festival, isn't it? - Yes! Let's make a signboard quickly!
- But you look great in the apron, Ms. Fushigami! - Really?
- I'm sure you'll be a good wife! - I'm happy!
- You look like you're having fun! - Yes!
- Are you here because you're fat? Or because you have a boyfriend? - No!
- You used to be mine!
- But after school, you'll be mine!
I won!
I lost!
I did it!
You did it!
I lost!
This is good!
This is really good!
Is it good?
I feel like I won!
I won against my boyfriend!
I lost!
I did it! Thank you!
This is good!
This is crazy! This is the best!
This is good!
Of course!
The other members' reviews are also good, right?
I want to say something bad about you!
I'm the one who won!
What does that mean?
This is...
Why is the report mine?
This is...
You have a boyfriend, but you chose this one, right?
I have double eyelids.
After school, I became like this.
She's a little devil!
She chose the setting of having double eyelids.
A little devil!
She's cute!
And lastly!
Yes!
Sakaguchi-san!
Yes!
This is the setting!
When you're lonely at night and you make a phone call!
Yes!
That's cute!
This is a good situation!
Now...
Who will you call?
Ah!
I feel bad for you, so I'll call you "little pig"!
Who said you're cute?
She called you "little pig"!
Little pig!
Thank you!
It's not small!
Big pig!
No, no!
Don't say it like you're holding a cigarette!
Your phone looks small!
Now, let's go!
Sakaguchi-san, right?
Yes!
"Dream Theater", start!
Should I call him?
Hello?
Hello? What's up?
No...
It's not like that...
I just wanted to ask you something...
Ah, what time do you think it is?
Hurry up and sleep!
It's fine!
Okay, I'll hang up now!
Good night!
Okay, good night!
Alright...
I'll sleep now...
That pig was cold...
Ah!
Eh?
Huh? Hello?
I'm lonely too, so I came to see you.
Tonkotsu Ramen is here!
Thank you!
The pig brought Tonkotsu Ramen himself!
I was kneeling at the door and did this.
I'm happy!
You did it!
You were happy, weren't you?
Yay!
It's not "yay"!
What is it?
Let the pig do it!
That's what we want you to say.
It's a phrase, but it's an action, right?
That's right!
I didn't come to see you.
You made me cold, but why did you come to see me?
It's not a tsundere, but...
You're cold, but you actually came to see me.
It makes me nervous.
That's right!
When you're cold, that kind of action comes to your mind.
It can be a bit of a stalker for some people.
I was scared.
That's right!
This has been "Dreams and Fantasies! Gyungyun Theater"!
Yay!
So it's Fuchigami-san versus Murashige-san.
Fuchigami-san will go first!
Can you do it?
Please go ahead!
I'm always looking at you on stage.
This is great!
The judge is shaking a little.
She was looking at me!
Murashige-san, please go ahead!
I'll go first!
Mentaiko! When you realize it, you're dead meat.
This is my first gag, right?
Yes, it's a gag about mentaiko.
Which one is it?
Fuchigami-san!
I'm sorry, the mentaiko gag hasn't reached you yet!
I'm so sad!
Can you do it one more time?
Here I go!
One, two...
Mentaiko!
Handsome!
What was that?
It's almost time for the ending!
Let's move on to the last one!
"Hokamina MVF"!
Who was chosen as the best MVF this time?
Let me announce it!
Who was chosen as the best MVF this time?
Murashige-san!
Shimono!
Congratulations!
Shimono-san!
Yes?
Is there a penalty game for MVF?
Yes, there is a penalty game.
Anyway, you did your best today!
That's right!
Wow!
I'm so proud of you!
That's amazing!
Sabin-san, that's all for today.
Yes!
There will be more after this.
Yes! Hurry up!
Wow!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I want to say thank you one by one, but could you come and shake my hand?
Thank you!
That's wonderful!
Thank you very much!
There is a cleanliness of this building.
No, no!
You can't clean up after everyone is done!
Yes, yes!
There is such a thing.
It's a glorious job!
Yes, it is!
So, Shimono-san, who was chosen as the best MVF,
Yes!
Your face panel...
Yes!
It's getting better!
Wow!
It's better!
Sorry, Chii-chan!
Sorry!
Not a single one has been taken yet!
Oh, it's getting more prominent!
And in the next "Kanmuri" corner...
Wow!
We will get it!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to the next corner.
Is it a rap corner?
Today is fine.
Are you good at it?
No, I'm not good at it.
So, it's about time for us to say goodbye.
How was it, everyone?
It was really fun.
That's right!
Anai is the only woman in black and white.
Yes, I'm always black and white.
Next time, right?
Yes.
How about you, Kotomi?
It was fun.
Minami was unexpectedly funny.
Unexpectedly!
Unexpectedly funny!
How about you, Chigami-san?
"Moekikaku" was really exciting and fun.
That's good, isn't it, Chigami-san?
That's good, isn't it?
How about you, Minami-san?
I'm not good at "Moekikaku", but...
No, but it was good!
But I had a lot of fun!
It was really fun!
Buhi-buhi!
No, it's not "buhi-buhi".
It's not "buhi-buhi".
Everyone, please stop dissing in common!
Yes!
And finally, Shimono-san!
I was happy to get an MVF, but I have work after this, too!
That's right!
It's a penalty game, but it's still an MVF!
I see!
Please watch it until the end!
Yes!
And now, we have an announcement!
The 39th single "Green Flash" of AKB48, which is currently on sale,
is included in "Type H" of HKT48 "Adult Train".
Everyone, please listen to it!
Please!
Next time, let's meet on March 24th!
Yes!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Yes!
And now, I'd like to end with everyone's title call!
Here we go!
HKT48's...
"Adult Train"!
Buhi-buhi!
(Laughter)
Oh, I lost it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
It's not over yet!
I want to buy it back as soon as possible!
I'm sorry!
It's delicious, but...