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Spring is here! Leave Sunday afternoon to us! HKT48's...
High Score!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
Now, HKT48's 5th TMC's Parachute Stage has begun!
Thank you!
Again, HKT48's members, thank you!
Thank you!
Today, HKT48's acting ability will be tested and...
Japan Sports Day's "Save the Earth" will be held at Okura Commercial High School!
Thank you!
Today's first TMC guest is...
T.I.M. Red Yoshida-san!
Red!
Hello, Shinto!
Teku-teku-teku, ima-nan-ji, he-ji!
Thank you for coming!
You're funny!
Red-san, you have 5 children, right?
I have 5 children!
From now on, you have to make money.
I came here for recording, but...
I came here for money for the Parachute Stage!
That's right!
See!
You're a great senior!
Aishare Center!
Let's decide!
Yeah!
So, today we're visiting...
1, 2...
Okura Commercial High School!
We're here! We're here!
Okura Commercial High School is...
a middle school for commercial high schools in Fukuoka Prefecture.
It's a high school that trains business experts in each field!
Next year, it will celebrate its 100th anniversary!
It's also known as a historical traditional high school!
First of all, save Japan's strongest earth!
Excuse me!
Wow!
They're doing it!
Do you know what it is?
Wrestling?
Oh!
That's right!
It's wrestling!
This is wrestling!
Oh, it just ended!
Elementary school and middle school students, are you here too?
Yes, since the TV is coming in today...
Wow, it's easy to understand!
I heard that there's a super famous person called Izzy.
Yes.
Over there, right now...
Eh, is that person super strong?
Eh?
Normally...
Speaking of which...
She's super strong, right?
Ah, it's not like that!
It's true!
It's not the face of someone who does martial arts, right?
The face...
Ah!
I'll do it!
"I'll do it"?
What do you mean by "I'll do it"?
After all, you don't know what strength is, do you?
No, P-chan...
It's men's strength!
If I injure an important athlete, it'll be like that, right?
No, no, it's fine!
Try it!
I won't injure you!
Can I hit you, then?
Ah! For real!
What's...
Um...
The winning or losing, again?
Ah, well...
If you knock me down...
And push me in...
Then it's a win.
One second!
Can I push you in?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry!
I'll say it first!
I'm sorry!
And now...
Let's see their skills!
Can I knock you down?
Yes!
Then...
Start!
Do your best, Rie-chan!
Oh no, Rie-chan!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, it went in!
Ah!
I don't like it!
Ball!
Sensei, who is this girl?
She won the inter high school championship twice in a row and is now a certified strong player for the Tokyo Olympics.
Wow!
Olympics?
She said she's a strong player.
Why?
Why is that?
That's right!
Irie-san has won the inter high school championship twice in a row and is now a player who is expected to win a gold medal at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics!
However!
There is a problem that is blocking Irie-san's path on the golden road!
What is it?
It's a little smelly...
Smelly?
Smelly!
But honestly, I'm curious about it now.
That's right!
Smelly!
That's right!
It was hard for us staff members to say it, but the dojo is incredibly smelly!
By the way, does anyone in this room smelly?
Yes!
That's good!
Honestly!
The Tokyo Olympics medal game is in danger!
What is the cause of it?
The men's ear guards...
The men's ear guards smell!
These are ear guards!
I see!
The ear guards look good on you!
Your face looks smaller!
I thought you were a model for ear guards for this season of Dior!
Just how smelly is it?
This time, in order to express the smell with your eyes, we've prepared a secret weapon!
That's right!
What was the name of the girl that Onii-san brought here?
Shuntaro...
Shuntaro is cute!
With this, you can measure the smell!
How does it react?
There are three stages...
When it smells good, it walks up to you.
Wow!
When it's a little smelly, it barks.
It barks?
Yes!
And when it's really smelly, it faints.
Wow!
I love it!
It's funny!
And now...
Measurement!
Wow, it's so real!
Wow, it's right before...
It's right before, is it smelling?
Are you okay?
I died!
Shut up!
Is it that...
I died!
Is it that painful?
I died!
Let's wash it!
Let's wash it?
Let's wash it!
Please!
Yamaguchi-san, please!
No, I just did push-ups with that one...
Let's see which one of us is washing it!
But...
I want to decide it by a match!
By a match?
That game is...
This one!
Rope climbing!
Rope climbing?
This is also practiced, right?
Really?
It's practiced, right?
That's right!
Wow!
Amazing!
The loser will wash the ear guards.
Wow!
I'll do my best!
The rule is simple. The one who is in high position in one minute is the winner.
The loser will wash the ear guards.
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
I did it!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
I can't do it.
You can use your legs.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
What are you doing?
You two will wash them.
Damn it!
This is hell.
I feel like I'm going to put my hand on it.
Damn it!
Stop it!
It's coming off!
Smell it.
It smells good.
Damn it!
Those weren't the words of an idol.
Let's solve this problem!
Excuse me.
Hello, teacher.
Excuse me.
This is Mr. Tamura.
Mr. Tamura, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Mr. Tamura, majoring in mathematics.
He's the best in his class.
He has ten bullets.
He's a human calculator.
He's amazing.
I'd like you to see how amazing he is.
By the way, can you show me with this?
Oh, yes.
Can you see the flash answer?
The one that appears on the screen, right?
That's right!
It's red.
That's right. It's amazing.
It's a three-digit fixed number.
Damn it!
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
That's a lot of numbers.
It's 6547.
65...
That's amazing!
What?
Is it normal?
Well...
I can't do it. I can't memorize three digits.
However, Mr. Tamura also has a serious problem.
Actually, I'm a member of the math club.
But I only have two members now.
Two members?
Two members.
Two members?
Yes.
Mr. Tamura's concern is the existence of Shuzambu due to lack of members.
How many years has this Shuzambu been established this year?
It's been 99 years this year.
Wow!
Next year...
It's the 100th anniversary, right?
100th anniversary!
It's the 100th anniversary and it's a high brand.
This is too sad, isn't it?
This Shuzambu is really amazing.
Let's show it a little.
That's right.
If we show it, people will think that Shuzambu is cool and want to join us, right?
Yes, I think so.
So, these two people prepared this program.
In fact, they are the strongest e-commerce girls that Kokura Commercial High School is proud of.
An essential item for students who go to Commercial High School.
That is e-commerce.
Among them, they are the fastest and strongest e-commerce girls that Kokura Commercial High School is proud of.
They are fast.
If we use e-commerce, no one will join us, right?
Wow!
I'm confident.
Then, let's calculate and use e-commerce.
And in a solo version...
Huh?
It's getting really dark for Shuzambu and Kokura Commercial High School.
Do you think you can win?
No...
No!
No way!
E-commerce!
This time, Shuzambu and Kokura Commercial High School will use e-commerce to calculate and use e-commerce.
The first question prepared by the program will be the team's victory if they answer it faster than anyone else.
Oh!
Chinchin...
Did you forget it?
You didn't have a chance.
Did you forget it?
She is Anzan.
Anzan?!
Yes.
Is she Anzan?
Wow!
She is already leading by about five steps.
Then...
Ready...
Start!
Here it is.
That's fast!
By the way, this is the problem.
You've never seen this many numbers before, right?
No.
If you know what it is, please press the button in front of you.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Here it is!
Anzan!
Here it is! Please give us the answer!
Correct!
Why?!
This is the greatness of Shuzang club.
You want to show off, don't you?
In recent years, when you play solo, you get finger numbness, right?
That's why people say you don't have a good brain like playing the piano.
I see.
What's wrong with us?
Shuzang club's beautiful girl, Sakate!
So, the school here is...
...the national beautiful girl contest grand prix's...
...Mushimoto Miyu-chan!
She's an OG!
Wow!
Wonderful!
In other words...
There are a lot of beautiful girls!
And there's a beautiful girl in that club...
Softball!
Wow!
She's doing it!
She's quite...
She's doing it!
In 2006, she won the national championship...
...and now she's representing Fukuoka in the softball club!
What kind of club's beautiful girl is waiting for her?
Start!
Wow!
As expected!
Wow!
She's cute!
I heard there's a club's beautiful girl...
It's Suzu-chan!
Suzu-chan!
Everyone say "Suzu-chan" together!
Suzu-chan, say it out loud!
Yes!
One, two...
Suzu-chan!
Yes!
Wow!
She's cute!
Cute!
She's cute!
Cute!
She's cute!
Cute!
Um...
Honestly...
Are you popular?
Um...
No...
I'm not popular.
Hmm...
Still not popular?
It's a love game, right?
How many times have you confessed your love?
Five or six times.
Five or six?!
So, which do you like more, love or softball?
Softball, of course.
The girl from Kokura Commercial High School who loves softball so much is...
Aoyagi Suzu-chan!
You're lying!
Thank you!
Alright!
Everyone in HKT will lie in this segment.
However, only one person will lie.
It's a segment where we'll guess who's lying.
Red, you're in the team of liars too, right?
Yes!
Let's decide the rest of you by lottery.
Everyone, please draw this.
One, two...
Natsumi Gan and Ii-chan!
The team of liars is...
The team of liars is Red Yoshida, Natsumi Tanaka and Iizumi Goto!
Will the team of liars be able to see through their lies?
The winning team will receive...
Kojima's most popular product, which attracts French people in Fukuoka...
Mochi and pudding with exquisite caramel!
Here you go!
Wow!
Here you go!
Petit Choux Pudding!
Out of the three dishes, only one contains Choux Pudding.
No matter how spicy it is, the liar will say it's sweet and delicious.
I'm good at lying.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sitting on a chair right now.
That's amazing!
It's a cookie chair!
Alright, let's start with Red.
Here you go.
Ah, he's calling me.
Alright, I'll eat it.
Here you go.
Oh!
Huh?
It's spicy.
Ah! It's spicy!
It's spicy!
Your eyes are shining brighter than before.
They're sparkling and glowing.
My face is turning red.
Your face is turning red?
Yes.
The problem is that Natsumi has a hoarse voice.
It's spicy.
Alright, Natsumi and Gaine, let's go.
You can't see the inside, can you?
It's good!
Is it good?
It's good!
Is it good?
Is it sweet?
It's sweet!
Alright, last up is Icchan!
Yes!
Thank you for the food!
What?!
Someone's eating mustard!
That's right, it's mustard with shougureki.
But if it's Red-san, it's pathetic!
Yes, yes, yes!
Red-san is pathetic!
She's eaten mustard many times!
She's done it many times, but if it's Red-san, it's pathetic!
I see!
Red-san, please eat those two shougurekis at once!
It's tough!
Yes!
It's tough!
It's extremely tough for Red-san!
I eat shougurekis every day!
I love shougurekis that much!
He's crying!
He's crying in the beginning!
Isn't it too delicious?
I'm thirsty!
You're thirsty, aren't you?
I'm thirsty!
Can you give Red another one?
Which one should I eat?
Red, please eat it quickly.
Can I really eat it?
Yes, please.
Hurry up and eat it!
Why don't you eat it in one second?
This is the last one.
Your face is red!
What are you doing?
That's enough!
Let's move on.
Liar, you got it right!
I'm Red.
Hello, Red.
Tell me why.
Your face is red.
Liar, you got it right!
Go ahead!
I don't want you to get it right.
What if it's not right?
I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't turn only the wire.
Why?
I can't do it.
Here you go, everyone.
Thank you for the meal.
How do you eat it?
It's delicious.
It's the best.
It's sweet.
It's delicious.
It's sweet and nice.
Is it like mochi and cream mixing together?
The second round of "Lying Team" consists of Tashima Mel, Tanaka Natsumi and Motomura Aoi.
The losing team consists of two old men.
The winning team will receive a limited edition Dojima Roll spring edition roll cake.
The losing team will get a re-rolled roll cake.
Really?
You have to act properly.
Look at Mel-chan's face.
Act like you can't see it.
Oh, no.
Is it okay?
Please put it in.
Is it okay?
Natsumi-kun is laughing.
Oh, no!
In front of you, there is hot water in this bucket.
But there is only one glass of ice water.
The "Lying Team" will use their warm feet.
Please give us a pleasant reaction.
Let's start with Mel-chan.
How is it?
Is it pleasant?
Yes, it's pleasant.
It's decided.
We haven't put it in yet.
Next, Natsumi-kun, please.
Feels good.
What is it?
Feels good.
Boss-chan!
You've changed your mind, haven't you?
Lastly, Aoi-chan.
Feels good.
You're cute.
She has a pleasant face.
It does feel like there's something in her feet.
Aoi-chan.
Aoi-san, you're lying.
It's not like that.
Mel-chan and Boss...
Aoi-san is good.
Try putting it in in doubles.
At the same time?
Yes.
It's okay, right?
Both of them have feet in.
Natsumi-kun, can you put it in at the same time as Mel-chan?
No, you can't!
It's the same temperature, right?
Yes, it's in!
If Natsumi-kun was ice right now...
She'd be training right now.
Ice cold versus ice hot.
If it was noodles, it'd be closed, right?
They're not noodles right now.
They're oomen.
I think it's okay without a meeting.
It's okay?
I think we should have a meeting.
If you get this wrong, I'll eat a crow.
Really?!
I'm that confident.
Now, then...
Liars get points!
Ta-da!
Hashima Mel-chan!
Mel-chan!
She let me use her real name.
I see.
Liars should be rejected.
Go ahead!
If you get it wrong, you'll be surprised.
Mel?
It's definitely Mel.
Yes!
It's Mel!
The special team wins!
It's Mel!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's Aoi-chan!
There's a really big one in there!
It's really cold!
It's cold!
And with that, the lie detector team wins!
It's wonderful!
It's a lie!
It was a waste of money.
That's right!
It was fun!
Limited time!
Yay!
It's so fun!
I'm so shocked! I'm definitely going to watch it!
I thought I was definitely going to watch it!
Aoi-chan, what do you think?
It's amazing!
As I said earlier, the lie detector team has won!
I totally forgot about that!
The next menu is...
Huh? Everyone?
Reloaded!
Where is it?
The mustard is only for Murashige!
Everyone! Everyone! Everyone!
It's mustard!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ready, set...
Go!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Go!
Wait! Wait!
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
Then you'll quit?
I'll do it, but...
I can't do it!
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's a sad story!
It's a sad story! I'm really sorry! But I really can't do it!
Then you'll quit?
I will!
One, two!
Eat it!
Hold it! Hold it!
It's sad!
I'll do it!
Go! Go! Start!
Hold it! Hold it!
What's wrong?
It's spicy!
My stomach hurts! My stomach hurts!
What's wrong?
Why is it spicy?
I ate a crab! I ate a crab!
You ate a crab?!
HKT48's new single "Juunibyou"
To commemorate the release of this song, we'll start a new corner!
From now on, we'll challenge whether we can do headbanging in "Juunibyou"!
Are you ready?
Yes!
What can people do in "Juunibyou"?!
The program is looking for videos of you challenging various things in "Juunibyou"!
We're looking forward to your passionate challenges!
Next week, Kouji and Natsumi Tanaka will infiltrate a super popular facility, Fukuoka Park!
We'll investigate the highest buildings in Fukuoka Park, the most lined up shops,
and investigate God-resistant charisma!
Look forward to it!