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Today we will touch your heart!
HKT48's Goten!
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It's been a while since we saw you!
It's been a while!
How long has it been?
About half a year.
What have you been up to?
I've been thinking about you, Yuu-kun.
Aren't you going to say something?
I don't have this pattern.
You were busy, weren't you?
Yes, I was busy so I didn't have time for Goten.
Hey!
This happens a lot in real life!
The guy in the back is a bit weak.
Why? Is he strong?
Why is he strong?
What's wrong?
We're all together.
It's like "Shi-ten" music.
Ueki and Tomio-shi, please come over here.
The location isn't open today, is it?
You can't come to the studio, can you?
Let me come here once in a while.
It's the exact opposite of Ai-chan.
We only have Goten.
Goten Psychological Test
Your heart has been touched by...
Goten Psychological Test!
This is a psychological test that's easy to do.
The members and everyone in front of the TV will be touched by it.
Also, we'll cover everyone's hearts.
We have the Japanese Mental Health Association, Maruyama Yayoi-sensei.
Thank you very much!
As usual, I'm Maruyama.
Thank you very much!
As usual, I'm Maruyama.
This time, we have prepared two psychological tests.
With these two questions, you will know that you exist!
Everyone in front of the TV, please participate!
Thank you very much!
Now for the first question of "Japanese Mental Health Association".
You have been wandering alone in the desert for days without eating or drinking anything.
Of course, you are thirsty.
There you will find a vending machine.
Moreover, you only have one coin in your pocket.
Here is the question.
Out of four drinks, which one will you buy?
A. Tasty-looking but big juice.
B. Big can with water inside.
C. Regular-sized can juice.
D. Small can but delicious-looking juice.
Everyone in front of the TV, please think together!
Have you decided yet?
Yes!
Open!
Ta-da!
B, B, B!
A, D, B, B!
Overwhelmingly, B is more common!
A is...
A little big, with water inside.
A is...
Only one person.
Yes, only one person.
A is small!
A is tasty-looking but big juice.
Yes!
You can't live without water.
What about "d" which can eat and eat a lot of food?
No, I'm going to "d" with all my strength and focus.
If I die, I'm going to drink tasty-looking juice and die.
You're determined to die.
I'm wandering and don't know anything.
If I die, I'm going to drink tasty-looking juice and die.
You want to die in luxury in the end.
Next, question number 2.
Draw circles, triangles and squares freely.
Please watch it.
Let's flip it all at once. Open!
Den!
Circle, triangle, square.
Let's start from the front row.
Love-tan is above. Circle, triangle, square.
Same size.
Side by side.
Aoi-tan is in the middle.
Same row.
And... Murashige.
Circle, triangle, square.
They're combined.
I wanted to fill it all up.
For example...
A round box?
Yes, a round box, a triangle box, and a square box.
It's like a beautiful storage.
Like Matoleon?
Something like that.
Matoleon?
It wasn't Karkrosia?
That's right.
Natsumi-kun, would you like to go?
Natsumi-kun is diagonal.
Diagonal, circle, triangle, square.
And you drew a self-portrait.
I didn't draw a self-portrait.
You didn't draw a self-portrait?
I didn't draw a self-portrait.
I made it look like an illustration.
I didn't draw it like a self-portrait.
I see.
Ueki.
Yes, it's oden.
What's that? What's the square?
The square is mochi kinchaku.
Yes.
Did you say oden at the end?
Yes.
I forgot.
Orange, onigiri, and hanpen.
Hanpen?
Why did you draw oden all of a sudden?
I'm a friend of oden.
Oh, you made it an oden club.
It's an oden club.
You drew everything you like.
Yes.
Now, we've done two psychological tests.
What do we know from these two questions?
Teacher, please!
It's this!
It's out.
That's right.
In these two psychological tests,
we'll know if you're meat-eating, or if you're actively in love.
That's right.
We'll know both of them, right?
That's right.
Yes.
First of all, teacher, please explain.
In question one, you chose B.
Yes, it's B.
Yes, katakana.
These five people chose water in a large can of B.
What's their meat-eating degree?
Their meat-eating degree is quite high.
70% of them are meat-eating.
What?
That's their meat-eating degree.
I think it's quite high.
Since the can is large, they want to drink a lot.
If they want to drink that much, it means they're thirsty.
That's right.
So, on the other hand, they're the type of people who want pure love.
Ramzan, is it like that?
Ramzan, you look really embarrassed.
Ramzan, please don't be so embarrassed.
Next, D.
I'm not afraid of meat at all.
I like quality over quantity.
If you're going to drink it last, drink it deliciously.
I don't compromise easily.
I'm the type of person who checks it out properly.
Shall we move on to A?
A is 100% meat food.
I don't know if it's delicious or not, but if you want to drink it, drink it.
It depends on your hand or anyone.
Grandpa is watching, too.
As you can see from the first question's results,
if you answered C, you were 30% meat food.
Next up is the second question.
I'd like you to draw a square, a rectangle, and a square.
What does this mean?
I thought about which one of the two was the biggest.
I wanted to look at it in terms of size.
The person with the biggest square is serious.
Serious.
The square is huge.
It's about 10% meat food.
However, since it's in the square,
it's not good for people's eyes, such as social norms and common sense.
If that becomes a break and you find it hard to move,
I think that's it.
The same size.
That's quite a lot.
Their meat eating rate is 0%.
They have a good balance.
They have a good balance in work, study and love.
They don't rush into things.
They are talented.
But they are in an adult world.
Lastly, the person with the biggest circle didn't answer.
As you can imagine, their meat eating rate is 100%.
They are full of confidence.
It's Akiyoshi.
It's not Akiyoshi, it's A.
She chose the biggest orange and juice.
It's 200%.
I don't know if it's hidden or not,
but I thought it was me.
As you can see from the results of the second question,
the person with the biggest triangle had a meat eating rate of 50%.
Among them, the person with the biggest circle didn't answer.
Who is it?
Surprisingly, it's Akiyoshi.
Congratulations!
For Akiyoshi, who loves meat,
who only eats meat and doesn't eat vegetables,
we will give you a special program where you can eat a lot of vegetables.
We will give you a special program where you can eat a lot of vegetables.
You have to keep your balance.
You have to eat vegetables.
Here you go!
Are you okay?
There's still some left!
I want to eat more!
You can do it!
Damn it!
Aisala Center "Kimechatten"
Aisala Center "Kimechatten" has just started.
Today, we have two amazing girls joining us.
Let's go!
Haru is almost there.
Yes!
I can see her a little.
Really?
Haru is almost there. Say something to her.
Yes! I'm coming!
We are spring girls!
I can't say it in English.
Are you spring girls?
This time, we are looking for an Aisala Center
where Murashige and Shimono are good friends.
Where are we going today?
Kurume Chikusui High School!
We have come all the way to Kurume.
Kurume Chikusui High School
teaches students how to produce and process food in class.
It is one of the few schools in Japan
that uses the latest equipment in agriculture
and conducts full-scale experiments in biotechnology.
Kurume Chikusui High School!
This is an old segment of our show.
Let's call in our school uniforms.
Let's go!
It's a nice courtyard.
It's youthful.
It's a nice courtyard.
It's well-organized.
I like this atmosphere.
She is Kyoka Fuchikami.
I want to see your face.
Shall we call you Kyoka-chan?
One, two...
Kyoka-chan!
So cute!
Look for the uniform queen of Kurume Jikusui High School!
What kind of beautiful girl will it be this time?
Let's call her name right away!
She is called Kyoka Fuchikami-san.
I want to see your curious face, so let's call you Kyoka-chan.
One, two... Kyoka-chan!
So cute!
This is the uniform queen of Kurume Jikusui High School!
Kyoka Fuchikami-chan!
So cute!
How do you like it?
It's soft.
My eyes are twitching.
It reminds me of Marina Watanabe from her debut.
What do you think of her uniform?
It's cute!
She looks like a high school student.
Jacket and skirt are not so good.
Even the bamboo looks mature and standard.
It's cute!
So that's Kyoka-chan for you.
What is your dream job?
I want to be a hairdresser.
A hairdresser?
If you are interested in hairdressing,
as a makeup artist like HKT, you can join us.
Good luck, Shige!
Good luck, Shige?
What did you say?
So cute!
Next, we will learn French in a real French class!
So, as a food cook,
we will learn French in a real French class that you can't believe it's a school class!
We will be taught by a professional chef, Mori- sensei!
Do you like cooking?
Cooking?
Yes!
I love it!
Then you'll be good at it!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
This time, using the representative ingredient of French cuisine, escargot,
they will try to make escargot in a pan!
Wow!
Do you do it at home?
Yes, we do!
What do you make?
I sometimes add eggs and noodle soup and fry it in a frying pan!
What's the title?
"Egg and noodle soup"!
That's what you're good at!
Yes! I understand!
Please teach me!
Don't make me do it!
Well, Sensei! First of all, what should we do?
First of all, can you chop these vegetables, onions and escargot?
Yes!
How do you do it?
Please wait a moment!
Please be careful not to get hurt!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you left-handed?
Yes!
I'm scared!
She's definitely good at cooking!
She's terrible!
She'll be good at it today!
I can do it!
I'm scared!
She's terrible!
I'm scared!
It's her own food!
She's totally different from before.
She's like a newly married wife.
Men like this.
What do you call it?
A wife who can't do housework is cute, isn't she?
Isn't it cute to do it like that?
Next is this escargot.
Escargot!
Wash it in water.
Touch it.
Lift it up.
Let me show you.
Smell it.
Here you go.
Wow! It's sticking to my nose!
Is it alive?
No.
You're lying!
What are you doing?
I want it!
It's stuck to my nose!
What does it smell like?
It smells like raw ham.
Is it that bad?
Let's make escargot butter.
Escargot butter.
Make it soft like this.
Knead it.
Do you knead butter or bake it?
Yes, I do.
I see!
I do it a lot.
Add esharot that we cut earlier.
Esharot is also included.
It's fashionable!
Add the vegetables you cut earlier, parsley, and escargot seasoned with white wine.
Stir-fry them and put them in a bowl.
Lastly, add butter and bread crumbs.
Bake it in a 200 degree oven for about 10 minutes.
Right away?
Yes, I'll take it out.
It looks so good!
It's sizzling.
Let's eat it.
Thank you for it.
Please try escargot.
It looks so good.
Is it hot?
A little.
Escargot is so jiggly.
When you wash it, you can't smell it at all.
It's so good.
Tell me about it.
How does it taste like?
Like a fish?
It's like a radio wave.
How did you like it?
It was better than I expected.
You must have thought it was worse than you expected.
Maybe.
I'll like it.
Please do your best.
Emergency mission.
Save a club activity in a big pinch.
We're at a judo school.
Judo school means...
You know what club it is, right?
Judo club.
Let's take a look.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Why don't we do it in a different club?
If we only listen to you, you two men will have a hard time breathing.
- Is judo club like this? - Eh? It's not like this!
- It's like this... - It's not like an individual fight, is it?
- Your face is a little... - It's dirty, isn't it?
Are you two fighting in the park?
- Is it settled? - It's settled.
- It's settled, so let's go in. - Excuse me!
- Are you two in the judo club? - Eh? Is it a club?
- It's a club, right? - It's a club.
- There are three of us... - Oh!
- One of you is sick? Sick? - No, we're watching the club.
- What club are you in? - Keio club.
- Keio club!? - Yes.
- Isn't it the opposite of Keio club? - Eh? Isn't it the opposite of Keio club?
- So you're in Keio club now? - That's right.
- You're in a big pinch right now, judo club? - That's right.
- What's in a pinch? - Group fight.
- Group fight? - Group fight...
- There are five of you, right? - Yes.
- Isn't it enough? - Eh?
What they have is the influence of group fight due to lack of members.
Therefore, this suggestion is...
- Shall we go scout to another club? - Oh!
- Right? - That's right.
- Is there anyone you'd like to scout? - Soft tennis club's Akiyama-kun.
- And soccer club's Uchida-kun. It seems like they're really strong. - Oh!
- With that said, let's go to the tennis club's training ground first! - Ah!
- Where is it? - Is it here?
- Akiyama-kun? - Is Akiyama-kun here?
- Eh?
- Akiyama-kun is not here! - Eh? That's not possible!
- Where did Akiyama-kun go? - He's not here.
- He should be around here somewhere. - Eh?
- Eh? That's... - It's possible that he didn't come to the club.
- It's possible.
The staff urgently looked for him. As a result, Akiyama-kun was found and joined the club!
Wait, wait, wait!
You're crazy! What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
I'm out of here!
Out of here?!
You're a bug!
I am a bug.
But I heard you're strong, Akiyama-kun!
Did you do anything besides tennis?
Swimming.
Swimming and...
Taekwondo.
Hip-hop.
Swimming.
Hip-hop and swimming!
I think you can do it.
Right?
You look strong.
You're light.
The reason I came here is...
The judo club...
We don't have enough people right now.
Did you know?
Yes.
So I came to scout.
Let's have a match.
Let's have a man's match.
If the judo club wins...
I'll go and help.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
I'll win.
Right?
First, Judo club Yamaguchi-kun will have a match with Akiyama-kun!
I won't win.
One, two, ready...
Go!
Go for it!
Is this also 10 dollars?
Winner Yamaguchi-kun!
I did it!
The next tournament is a team match.
The entry is with a light weight.
The invitation is not too hard.
She went on a journey in search of friends.
Who is next?
Next is Uchida-kun from the soccer club.
Hello!
All of a sudden...
I heard that there is a strong person called Uchida-kun in the soccer club.
Who is it, Uchida-kun?
Uchida-kun?
Is it Uchida-kun?
Uchida-kun!
Yes, yes, intruder!
Please set it up.
The last is Uchida-kun against Matsuki-kun from the judo club.
Soccer club members, if you lose here, Uchida-kun will be kept in the judo club for a while.
Yay!
Do you need arm wrestling?
Isn't it enough?
Do you need arm wrestling?
Are you really a club leader like this?
It seems like a club leader.
Are you a club leader?
Then, let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
You!
Go for it!
I lost!
I think the judo club won.
Yay!
Well, then, judo club...
With Yamaguchi-kun, Akiyama-kun, and Uchida-kun, who are in charge of Matsuki club...
As a group...
Do your best!
Go for it!
Go for it, Shige!
I will practice hard so that I can win even once.
All right! Go for it!
Yes, do your best!
I'm rooting for you!
Here, you can ask me any problem you have.
A fresh udon.
Even today, customers with worries come to such udon restaurants.
Will I be able to solve it properly today?
Will it be okay?
Hello!
Rin-chan!
Here you are!
Did you come?
Rin-chan!
You only have rice grains on your face.
It's nothing.
Do you have any worries?
I'm very talkative.
I can't even talk to my seniors and juniors.
From me.
Basically, you have a lot of dark circles.
Is that so?
I think it's because I'm good at talking.
But I'm not good at talking.
I don't talk much.
I think you're like Rin.
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
That's right.
I can't tell you what I'm thinking, so I'm really bad at explaining.
I see.
You said something like this the other day, but you explained it interestingly and well.
That's why I always say "that's why".
It must be hard for you to talk about it.
That's right!
You're talking about it again, so you have to be careful and laugh at the end.
That's right!
Especially you, Natsumi Tanaka.
I see.
You're good at getting along with people.
You're good with Natsumi-kun, right?
Yes, we're good friends.
You're good with Natsumi-kun, so...
I see.
You always say "that's why".
You're not good at talking with people.
Yes, I'm not good at it.
You're also not good with Natsumi-kun, who's the only one you talk with.
Yes.
Cutting a circle with Natsumi Tanaka.
From there?
If you're good friends, you'll get bad together.
You'll be pulled in the same direction.
I think you're being dragged down.
You're good at dancing and singing, but you're being dragged down.
I understand.
Then I'll eat it.
Isn't your hand shaking a lot?
I'm nervous.
You're first generation.
You're first generation, but you're so pure and cute.
No, no, it's not like that.
You're cute.
It's like a movie.
You're pure, aren't you?
Oh, you dropped it.
I'm sorry.
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