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Happy Valentine's Day! Please accept my feelings!
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Today is February 14th, Valentine's Day!
We were just talking about it and decided to bring it up.
Do you give out chocolates to each other?
Yes, and we exchange chocolates at school.
Chamo-choco!
Chamo-choco?!
Jirao!
Jirao?!
We don't say "jirao" in this song!
It's a foreign language!
What does "jirao" mean?
It's just "jirao".
It's embarrassing to hear you say that!
Let's play together!
Good luck!
Gobozon?!
This is a segment where we bring out unique products and play with them!
Gobozon's manager, Saito-san, please!
Gobozon's decision store manager, Saito-san!
Thank you for having me!
I introduce Gobozon's products every time.
Everyone!
Have you forgotten something important?
Today is the 14th.
Valentine's Day!
One week before that, February 7th!
It's Yano Pepe-kun's birthday!
It's like my birthday!
It's the quietest place in Kyushu.
It's Yano Pepe-kun's birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Pepe-san!
Wow, I'm happy!
Happy birthday to you!
Okay, please turn it off.
Is it okay? Thank you!
Happy birthday!
What's wrong?
It's boring.
It's not exciting at all.
Huh? What do you mean?
It's not exciting, right?
To be honest, I feel like I'm depressed.
Raise it up!
To be honest, you're not excited at all, right?
That's why we've prepared these goods for you!
Please bring them over!
Wow!
We've prepared various crackers for you today!
Ta-dah!
There's a big one!
First of all, we'd like to show you this one.
Do you know what this cracker is?
It's a cherry blossom cracker!
What's that?
Okay, Sassy!
Here we go!
Wow!
Look! Look!
It's a cherry blossom cracker!
This is good!
It's good for graduation season!
Next up is this sweet cap!
What's going on?
What happened all of a sudden?
Is it a funeral?
This is a guitar!
This is a fire guitar cracker!
Let me hear you play!
Wait!
Are you okay?
I'll do it!
Wow!
Next up is this!
This is a big cracker!
Wow!
This is a hammer!
You hit it and it comes out!
Wow!
This is good for graduation season!
You want to do it, right?
Yes!
Cute!
I want it!
Let's do it!
One, two!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
What is this?
A cracker can only be fired once, right?
You can fire it five times in a row!
Wow!
I can't do it!
Okay!
This is a twisted cracker!
To judge,
how many do you want?
How many do you want?
I want...
three of them!
She got three of them!
I want three of them!
Let's do it!
Let's continue with the prizes.
By the way, everyone, the bowling best score is...
I don't go bowling, so it's okay.
I don't go bowling much.
I don't go at all.
It's been a while. I cried.
I'm sorry.
I go bowling a lot.
Do you go?
I'll do it if you say so.
This time, we're going to have you do boping.
You can't use just a ball.
What is it?
Here it is!
It's like a pig's nose.
It's called "sufiro".
It's a ball you can control with your smartphone.
That's amazing!
By moving it like this...
It's moving!
Here we go.
Wow!
Hey!
Don't kick me!
I'm going bowling.
I didn't get a pass.
So, this time, we're going to use "sufiro 2.0" to compete in bowling!
The members will be divided into two teams and compete!
The rules of the competition are simple.
Aim for the pin within 10 seconds.
If you have time, you can challenge it as many times as you like!
Tanaka Natsumi, who is overwhelmed by the team,
is in charge of judging for unreasonable reasons similar to the pin!
Let's go! First pin, please!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's a good pin! It's a good pin!
There's still more! There's still more!
It's summer! It's summer!
Nine! Ten!
Okay, stop!
Wait! Wait!
Um, no last two pins!
No last two pins!
So, a total of seven pins!
Seven pins!
Wow! Seven pins for the first time!
It's a sweet cap. Please!
She's so kind!
Okay! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
One pin!
Time's up!
What?!
Um...
How many pins do you have?
One pin!
I'm sorry!
Next, each team's second attempt!
Yabuki has five pins!
Yamamoto has six pins!
And the match continues to the last round!
Okay, this is where we want to defeat you!
Let's go! Please!
It's okay! It's spinning again!
Calm down! Calm down!
Come back! Come back!
Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
How many did you get?
Six!
The sixth one!
It was fun!
Now, with what we've collected so far,
next up is high school!
If you beat eleven, you'll be fine!
There aren't eleven!
There aren't ten!
There aren't ten, right?
Isn't there something like a stick?
Then let's have Natsume-kun touch it!
That was such a reckless move.
What is this?
Well then, let's go!
It's the last one!
If Pinzem and Natsume-kun fell like "bam!"
They wouldn't look like this!
Well then, Mel-chan, it's the last one!
Go ahead!
Well, first of all...
First of all, get ready! Get ready and charge!
You almost fell! You almost fell!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
You fell.
You fell!
Strike!
Now, with that, the last miracle happened!
The result of what we've collected is...
Draw!
It's a draw!
The result of what we've collected is a draw!
What's with that last joke?
If you beat eleven, you'll catch up!
Ah, you'll catch up!
That's what my pin means!
With that, let's have Mel-chan judge!
How many do you want?
Four and a half!
Four and a half! Let's enjoy it!
Thank you!
The amazing Gatter Shirazu!
The exciting Sufiro 2.0!
We want four and a half!
We've decided!
We've decided to go to the greeting center where you can find popular things once in a while!
Today is Valentine's Day, so it's a holiday.
What do you do?
Are you happy with receiving a gift or something from the CAP?
Viewers, congratulations!
Oh, congratulations!
Yes.
And so, today's members are C.H.A.P. and H.K.T.'s beautiful boss, Natsumi Matsuoka!
Look, not one of you is laughing.
Rather, you're all laughing in place.
Well, I'm not good at laughing, but I'll show you.
Hey, C.H.A.P., you dropped this guitar last time, didn't you?
I bought it new.
What?!
That's right!
Yeah, I thought it was different.
This is also very fashionable.
That's right!
Why are you spending money on it?
No, it's true!
I want you to give it back!
Thank you very much!
That's right!
Well, the song was too bad, so...
Well...
Could you give the viewers a Valentine's Day kiss?
Go ahead, go ahead.
It's kind of funny.
Why is that?
This time, we'll be visiting a girls' high school that has a tradition of more than 100 years.
Their salary and employment determination rate is 100% for five years in a row!
In particular, the Aquatic Department is a prestigious high school that represents Fukuoka,
which has made a CD debut as a high school club activity.
With such achievements, Natsumi Matsuoka is approaching a large queue that she can go once a month!
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
- What's that? - What's that?
- That's amazing! - That's really lined up!
- That's amazing! - Do you want me to shake it off for you?
- Wow, that's amazing! - Wow!
- Eh? Something's lined up! - Could it be that this is what's lined up?
- Yes. - Eh? Amazing!
- Let's ask the students. - Ah, are you students?
- You're students, right? - Yes.
- No, you're not. - We're students of the school's course.
- The school's course? - The students of the school's course.
- Eh? I'm honored.
That's right! The secret of this line of business is the pound cake that students sell once a month after school.
The type of pound cake varies every month, and it's very popular with students and teachers!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
It tastes like caramel nuts, ham and cheese.
Ham and cheese?
Then Matsuoka-chan, would you like to try this ham and cheese?
Yes!
Thank you!
Good expression!
Delicious!
The dough is a little sweet, but it has ham and cheese in it, so it's like a meal and it's delicious.
It's my first time eating it!
What is this?
Is it caramel nuts? Itadakimasu!
It's so soft! But it's just right and moist, and it has a good texture of nuts in it.
It was a little regrettable, and my hair was stuck in my hair all the time, so I was worried about it.
Next, we will enter a strange course of childcare welfare!
Excuse me for disturbing you!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's a way that children like.
It's bright!
Who wants to be a kindergarten or kindergarten teacher?
There are many!
Do you like children or money?
Really?
It's true!
This day's class of a childcare welfare course that children love is...
Making a cloth picture book!
Making an original story and using cloth to make it into a picture book!
Then I'll think about talking about an original picture book!
You'll make a story yourself?
Yes!
You can do that much, can't you?
I'll think about it!
You can do that much, can't you?
It's a little difficult when you're tired, but you use your head.
As you know, this time we'll have you think about Urashima Taro's original story.
What happened to Urashima Taro after he became an old man?
Let's start with Ms. Kawano, the representative of students!
One day, Urashima Taro, also known as Mr. Urashima, went to the river for laundry.
Then a peach came flowing out of it.
When he brought it home and cut the peach, a peach tree came out of it.
Then, the peach tree grew bigger and went to the mountain to hunt demons.
On the way to the mountain, the peach tree found a shining bamboo.
When he cut the bamboo, Princess Kaguya came out of it.
The peach tree fell in love with Princess Kaguya at first sight.
Then they got married and had children between them.
They're called "The One and Only".
Wow, you wrote a lot of things.
You're an all-star.
Next, Matsuoka's challenge!
Urashima-taro, who became an old man after opening the pickaxe,
got angry and threw the pickaxe into the sea.
Then, a big turtle appeared from the sea.
Did you drop this ordinary pickaxe?
Or is it this gold pickaxe?
Urashima-taro answered honestly even though he was worried about the gold pickaxe.
It's an ordinary pickaxe.
Then, the turtle said, "To you who answered honestly, I will give you the gold pickaxe as a gift."
So, he gave Urashima-taro the gold pickaxe and went back to the sea.
Urashima-taro was very happy and opened the gold pickaxe immediately.
"Mokumoku," white smoke came out and Urashima-taro said,
I became an old woman!
Wow!
You are very happy!
I'm not happy!
Old woman is happy!
Her gender has also changed!
The last is Anai Cap!
Urashima-taro, who was surprised, hurried back home.
Kokekoko!
Wow!
Yes, Urashima-taro had a bad dream.
Urashima-taro, who had changed his sweat, looked in the mirror and his skin was tight.
He was relieved.
I'm going!
As usual, he walked along the sea.
What he saw there was a bullied turtle!
Wow!
Interesting!
Hey! Don't bully the turtle!
What happened after that?
Let's find out in the next episode!
Hey!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please react to something!
No, I don't know what's strange about it.
Scary!
It's a little scary!
Now, the judgment!
This time, we will decide the winner with a big applause!
First, Mr. Kawano's judgment!
Wow!
It's a little depressing, but...
Now, Ms. Matsuoka's judgment!
The last one is Ms. Anai's judgment!
The winner is...
Ms. Kawano!
Overall, I feel like the applause was big.
Next is the first time on TV!
The hidden unit of Meimon Aquatic Academy appears!
Wow!
There are so many of them!
Wow!
Excuse me!
Right in front of you!
Hello, teacher!
Hello!
Hello! Hello!
Oh, my!
Hello!
Wow!
The teacher is also...
Oh! Surprisingly...
She looks like a scary teacher with her back view.
In front of you, she has a very charming face...
I heard that...
At the end of the year...
The second CD will be released, right?
It will be released!
It will be released in the second half of the year!
That's right!
In the classic category...
H.K.T. is also in first place!
That's wonderful!
They are rivals!
H.K.T. is in first place!
- I can't recommend it. - That's right, it's already "tumorous".
Sensei, actually, I heard that there is a unit that hasn't appeared on TV yet.
- Yes, there is. - Could you please introduce it for us?
- Okay, I'll do it. - Is it okay? - Yes!
One, two, one, two, three!
This is crazy!
- Sensei, actually, I heard that there is a unit that hasn't appeared on TV yet. - Yes, there is.
- Could you please introduce it for us? - Okay, I'll do it.
- Is it okay? - Yes!
One, two, one, two, three!
What's going on?
This is crazy!
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
That was funny.
Wow!
That was different from what I imagined.
What kind of unit are you in?
I'm in the Jingis squad.
You're really out of breath, aren't you?
This Jingis corps is a dance unit of the Aqueduct Department that usually appears at events in the suburbs.
The seniors have chosen us and told us that we can only join a small unit.
This deep and famous Aqueduct Department exists as a hidden unit that betrays expectations like this.
However, there are still amazing club activities waiting for you!
Dance club!
Let's go!
Actually, along with the aquascaping club, dancing club is also amazing, isn't it?
Yes, thank you very much.
No, you're welcome.
You also participate in national competitions, don't you?
Yes, we do.
So, from now on, we will have a special project for Valentine's Day!
A sweet stage by about 120 people will be delivered!
The train running around the railway
The car in front of me was always flashing
The fish are caught in your right hand
It's more bitter than yesterday
Melange
I love you!
This is Sashin-no-udon, where you can ask us any question you have.
Today, we have a customer with a problem again.
I'm going to solve your problem again!
Hello.
You have a nose!
No, no.
You have a nose!
Hello.
What do you have?
I have a lot of problems.
For example?
I can't talk about my problems with you.
I thought so.
What about your mom?
I don't even talk about it with my mom or my parents.
I don't talk about it with anyone.
You haven't talked about it with Sashin-no-udon, have you?
Not at all! Not at all!
Not at all!
Not at all! Not at all!
Maybe you are the only one who hasn't talked about it with anyone.
For example, you have a little problem.
What should I do at this time?
You haven't talked about it with anyone.
You are very careful, aren't you?
I am very careful.
I often get advice from various people.
If I tell you my problem, you may not be able to talk about it with me.
You are so kind!
I don't tell people my problem, so you may not be able to talk about it with me.
Don't tell people your problem!
I see.
You say you are not good at being a host.
When you leave the studio in the afternoon, people will think you are not good at being a host.
I know.
They will think you are not funny.
That power makes you not funny.
I know.
Don't you?
Do you have a lot of problems?
I do, but I don't want to tell you.
You don't want to give people a sense of intrusion.
Do you understand?
I do.
You don't have to tell people your problem.
I know.
You are an entertainer. You don't know when you will be told by others.
I know.
Do you like it?
Yes.
It's good.
Is it good?
Yes.
You know, you are really beautiful.
Not at all.
I have never seen someone who eats udon so beautifully like you.
People may think you are childish.
But I am happy when I see you.
I am happy when you come.
Thank you.
You have a lot of complexes.
I have a lot of problems.
You don't have any.
But people have problems they don't know.
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Next week's highlight is...
A rich couple gets in the way of a girls' high school.
All they can wait for is a strange tradition.
In order to find out what kind of tradition it is, what did the three of them do?
Also, a battle of geniuses.
What will happen in the end?