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Saturday afternoon, we're here for you!
HKT48's...
GO! TURN!
Welcome to H.K.T.48's Parachute Special Show!
Our guest for today is...
Kato-kun of The Bungle!
What's that?
Kato-kun, this is my junior in the agency.
Your face doesn't look good today either, does it?
No, it's normal.
Kato-kun, can you stand up properly?
Do it properly!
I'm doing it properly!
What is this?
Your T-shirt is loose!
It's not a fukineck, is it?
It's not a fukineck, it's...
What's with you all of a sudden?!
You called me out as a guest and said my clothes are ugly and my face is weird...
It's because of the TV!
But it's because of the TV!
I'm telling you!
It's you!
I've never been on the ground fighting you!
It's you!
It's frustrating!
It's you!
Aisare Center!
I've decided!
I'm Team H.K.T.'s Anai Chihiro!
Nice to meet you!
You're the number one P.K.T. in Team H.K.T.
P.K.T., you're right!
You're a school teacher!
I'm Team Keifu's Asuka and Mushi Asuka!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Team I's Fibi!
You're poor!
Simple!
This is the workplace we'll be visiting today!
We've come to the Fukuoka City Zoo!
Do you like animals?
I love them!
One step!
No, I can't!
It's too early!
You don't know how they'll come, do you?
Don't you like not being able to communicate with animals?
If our hearts can communicate, we'll know!
I hate people like you the most!
Then, I'll ask you to do the example one!
Shall I do it?
Yes!
It's melting!
It's beautiful!
Wow!
Here you go!
Thank you!
You can do it easily!
Fukuoka City Zoo is a city of citizens who didn't say anything!
It's been 60 years since it opened in 1953!
We're going to find out the secrets that have been loved for a long time!
Now, there should be someone who will guide us today!
Huh?
It's totally him!
It's him, isn't it?
Is it Fujino-san?
It's Fujino!
Fujino-shounen!
It's a refreshing zoo!
It is!
Let's go and say hello to all kinds of animals!
Yes!
First of all, we'll show you how animals behave!
It's so cool!
I'm watching it!
Wow! It's so cute!
I want to touch it!
It's so cool!
It's unusual, isn't it?
We've tried to show it from various angles.
It's like a mission!
At Fukonkashi Zoo, they are now trying to create an entertainment for visitors
by naturally evoking animals' personalities and abilities.
By doing this, it's easy for visitors to see animals from various angles,
and it's also easy for visitors to understand the charm of animals!
Next up is the most popular animal in five years in a row!
Wow!
It's been five years in a row!
It's so cool!
It's the most popular animal in five years in a row!
Is it the most popular animal in five years in a row?
That's right!
But it's definitely cuter than me!
That's not true!
It's flying something!
It's interacting with this Hanako-chan!
Hooray!
Look at its face, Tomiyoshi-kun!
It's so cool!
Let's speed up and show it!
It's a banana!
Here you go!
It's so cute!
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy, Hanako-chan!
Only Hanahi-kun is doing it!
Now it's Tomiyoshi-kun's turn!
Stretch out your arms!
If it rolls, the elephant will roll,
so you have to do it because you think you're stronger!
You have to do it!
This is fun!
Stretch out your arms!
How do you like it?
Well...
It was wet.
Wet?
How do you like it?
It's rude, isn't it?
After that, with the zookeeper,
they will learn about elephants,
carry their feed,
and help with cleaning.
Zookeeper Quiz!
Yay!
It starts like this, doesn't it?
Ta-dah!
An elephant weighing about 3,000 kg
eats how much feed per day?
How much poop does it eat per day?
About 40 to 50 kg.
It's a weighing scale, you know!
Yes!
That was fast, Anai!
50 kg!
Wrong!
Yes!
Yes, Tomiyoshi!
One hundred...
gram... one hundred...
Wrong!
What's wrong?
One hundred gram...
It's close, isn't it?
Wrong!
One hundred gram!
Please weigh it properly!
Yes!
Yes, Anai!
One hundred gram!
Correct!
Congratulations!
Like this, we will do some quizzes.
Yes!
I see.
The loser...
will have to wait for a fierce punishment game.
It's like a punishment game just for being here.
They're still appearing. The popular people of the zoo.
Ah, you're here.
I can see you.
I heard you have a special skill.
I can do fortune-telling.
You have something like that, don't you?
What kind of critical attitude is that?
Do you have any past achievements?
Soccer.
The World Cup that took place recently.
I did fortune-telling three times.
You did fortune-telling twice.
Yes, I did fortune-telling twice.
They all chose Japan for me.
That means...
I lost, but I have Japanese memories.
But, conversely,
if you do fortune-telling the opposite of what you expected, you'll win.
Ah, should I do it the opposite way?
You're a fortune-teller who misses 100%.
That's not easy.
That's right.
Let's see who's going to win in the future.
Let's do it!
Let's not do it!
Fortune-telling is very simple.
If you two have your favorite food and choose which one you'll do fortune-telling...
Excuse me, please.
I want you to eat it, but...
But...
If you're chosen...
I'll lose?
You'll lose.
You'll win.
Ah, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Is she going to eat it? She's smelling it!
Is she going to eat it?
She ate it!
Adai is also chosen!
That means...
I want you to eat it a lot.
Your face is sinking.
I'm sorry.
From now on, Tomioshi will eat it all at once.
Even if you smell it...
Go, go, go!
What is a giraffe's cry?
Have you heard of it?
No, I haven't.
This is a blind spot.
Yes, Anai.
Kiiin!
"Kiiin!" is wrong.
It's not "kiiin!"
Is it high?
Is it low?
It's low.
Is it similar to an animal?
It's a big hint.
Well...
Yes, Tomioshi.
It's correct.
Wow, you guessed it right.
Is it like a cow's cry?
Well...
I haven't heard of it either.
You haven't?!
Even Seacreen can't hear it.
This is a giraffe's cry.
It's like a cow's cry.
Next up is...
a lesser panda.
It's not here.
It's there!
It's usually sleeping on a branch.
Is that so?
What are you going to do?
Here...
I'll give you an apple as a snack...
and explain it to you.
I'd like you to do that.
I don't know anything.
I'd like you to explain it to us, too.
First of all...
they say hello to Tekka.
It's coming!
Please lean against me.
I'll put it in between you.
What? No way!
See, while you're doing that...
Wow, amazing!
If you don't stay still, your hand will fly away when you ask for it.
Then you'll get caught.
Please stay still.
You have a beautiful back.
She touched it!
She's getting closer to Amai-kun.
Do you gently touch her back?
No, I don't.
Gently...
How is it?
Her hair is pretty firm.
She seems fine.
She's gotten used to it now.
She got it!
She's pretty amazing.
I've never seen her get this used to it.
This is what I always watch on TV.
We asked the zookeeper and Saito-san for their basic knowledge about lesser pandas...
and Tekka-kun's characteristics...
and now it's time for us to explain!
A lot of people have gathered here today.
Tekka-kun has a younger sister, Maki-chan, in a different zoo.
They're both called "Tekka-Maki".
That's right, Tekka-Maki is Tekka-kun and Maki- chan.
Their birthplace is...
Lesser panda's birthplace!
Their birthplace is...
Hira...
Himaraya...
From northern Myanmar...
to southern China.
You barely said it.
They're left-handed.
So, if you give them an apple, they'll eat it with their left hand.
It was a lot of fun, but...
we managed to film it all!
Who tried it?
It was really cute!
I want to work here!
Sequence Quiz!
What does "lesser" in "lesser panda" mean?
Yes, what does "lesser" mean?
Yes, Anai!
Slow!
Wrong!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, Tomiyoshi!
It's "lesser", so it's like a race...
So, on the contrary, it's fast!
Unfortunately!
Then it's "racer", right?
Yes, "racer"!
Ah, I see, I see!
Small, small...
Small...
Yes.
What does "lesser" mean, Anai?
Small! Small!
Yes, you're correct!
Well done!
It came out of nowhere!
"Lesser" means "smaller".
"Smaller"?
The penalty game will be decided by Tomiyoshi!
Now, we've arrived at the penalty game venue!
Well, then...
What is it now?
I'm scared!
Wow!
It's an ice cream truck!
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
It's so cute!
Well, then...
Please wrap it around your neck!
Finally...
Decide on "revolution"!
Yes!
So...
Ah!
Wow!
It's super heavy!
Wow!
You're really good at this!
How do you feel?
Wow!
Not "wow"!
Wrap it up little by little!
Wow!
Your face is in my hand!
Wow!
One, two...
Tomiyoshi!
Ah!
I'm getting stronger!
Gradually...
One more time!
One, two...
Tomiya's revolution!
Thank you for the food!
That was amazing!
Lastly, Vilma's consciousness snake?
Vilma is crazy!
I've fought him before.
His neck would go like this.
Are you showing us your actions?
I'm not a tool!
You don't have one, do you?
What's wrong with you?
This is frustrating!
I can't take it anymore!
But your combination with the camera is getting better and better.
Do you have anything you want to say to Kato?
To me?
Your face is funny!
Hey!
Your face is funny!
This is frustrating!
Your face is funny!
Quiz "three-sided article"!
Yeah!
Huh? Is it such a popular corner?
I knew it!
I know it!
I've heard rumors about it.
What kind of corner is it?
No, it's just that we made "three-sided article" into a quiz.
No, it's not like that.
Well, let's go straight to the first question.
It's from "that kind of three-sided article".
Here you go!
It's an article about a very popular cow in Kama City, Fukuoka Prefecture.
An 11-year-old girl named Sakurako saw a cow and named it "Love-chan".
It became a hot topic and became very popular.
Here's the question!
"Love-chan" is very popular in Kama City, Fukuoka Prefecture.
What is its characteristic?
Characteristic?
It's a characteristic, isn't it?
Yes.
Everyone, please draw it with a sketchbook in your hands.
With a sketchbook!
It's difficult!
And now, for the first person to get the correct answer...
Everyone, pay attention!
What is it?
Yame-san's perfume-free salt, which is also a specialty of Senro-han.
Yame-san!
Yes!
How much is it?
1,500 yen!
1,500 yen?!
I'm not going to lose!
I'm not going to lose either!
I'm not going to lose!
But it's a newspaper article, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm already 40 years old.
My life experience says it all.
Look! He's not listening to HKT anymore!
HKT!
Thank you!
Yame-chan! Wait a minute!
Yame-chan, go ahead!
Yes! Ta-dah!
What is it? Is it a bug?
Yes, it's a bug!
What's its characteristic?
Its characteristic is that it has a heart shape.
I see!
Correct!
What?!
Wait a minute!
You're lying, aren't you?!
What was the correct answer just now?!
The person who thought it was a heart...
Yes!
Show it to me!
A heart...
But there are quite a few people who think it's a heart, aren't there?!
A heart...
Wait a minute!
Sakura-chan! Why did you draw an old man?!
Sakura-chan's drawing ability is a little...
It's an incident!
This is terrible!
But I thought it was a heart.
I thought it was a heart.
You thought it was a heart?!
Natchan!
Natchan, what about you?!
Me...
Wait a minute!
It's a heart, isn't it?!
It's a heart!
It's a heart, isn't it?!
What about Marumo-chan?!
Marumo-chan, show us!
Marumo-chan!
Why is it a pig?!
Isn't it a pig?!
What's wrong with you?!
Isn't it a pig?!
But this is for everyone who thinks it's a heart!
That's right!
Yes!
Let's give it to everyone who thinks it's a heart!
It's a present!
Now, this is the actual love-chan!
It's a heart!
This is what a heart is!
Now, for everyone who got it right, Natchan will receive a present!
Thank you for the food!
Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't answer it!
Huh?! You didn't answer it?!
I didn't answer it!
Then, show us!
It's a heart, right?!
It's a heart!
That's gross!
There's no way it's there!
It's a heart and it looks like a goat!
It's a goat!
Now, next up is this article!
It's an article from Fukuoka Prefecture's Koga City.
A local hero who supports agriculture
visited a kindergarten to tell them how important food is,
and in the end, they shook hands and got excited!
Now, here's the question!
The question!
What is the name of the local hero who inspired Koga City's special products?
Let's say "special products"!
It's "sweetcorn"!
It's a mixed name!
Yes!
Since it's Fukuoka, it's "sweetcorn"!
That's good!
Natsuka!
"sweetcorn"!
"corn" is good!
That's good!
Who wants it?
Me!
Okay, then...
Mel-chan!
"sweetyoungercorn"!
It's not "younger"!
Mio-chan!
"sweetchildcorn"!
It's not "child"!
Also, everyone, it's not "sweet"!
It's not "sweet"!
Is there anyone who wants it?
First of all, who wants it?
Me!
In my village...
Daughter! Daughter!
That's right!
Yome-ni-kon-kai!
I got it!
Yome-ni-kon-kai!
The hero character of "Kogashi", Yome-ni-kon-kai, visits the city's kindergarten and so on.
They told the actors how important food is by promoting their special sweets.
The correct answer is...
"Nashi-o-porezento"!
I got it!
500 yen!
It's 40 yen.
I'm not an adult!
You look like a child.
I'm about three years old.
What is it?
Huh?
Can I say it?
Eyebrows!
He's a senior at the office.
He's quiet.
Don't eat too much!
It's not "delicious".
Here is the next article.
It's about face masks.
Here's the question.
Recently, there are many types of face masks.
The most popular face mask sold in Kyushu area is...
"Marumaru-ni-areru" face mask.
What is it?
That's scary!
The article is about face masks.
Here is the question.
It seems that there are many kinds of face masks these days.
What is the most popular face mask sold in Kyushu, "Marumaru-ni-areru" face mask?
Isn't it a face pack?
It's easy for women to use.
Don't you use a face pack?
It's a face mask, isn't it?
It's "Marumaru-ni-areru".
Yes!
Mentaiko!
It's Kyushu, so it's like that.
It's Kyushu!
Is it mentaiko-colored?
What do you want me to say?
Say something else!
Answer it yourself!
Say your own message!
It's like mentaiko. It's like "tsubutsubu".
"Tsubutsubu", right?
But it's water-repellent, so you don't have to dig it down.
That's right!
It's an adult's opinion!
It's just like Sakura-chan said!
Sakura-chan, do you like it when it's sticky like this?
Not really.
Anything else?
Sakura-chan?
Kumamon!
Correct!
That's amazing!
This is the actual product!
What does it mean?
It's sticky! It's very sticky!
Turn around.
It's cute!
If you wear this size, I'll be popular, too!
That's right! You'll be very popular!
It's cute!
Really?
It's amazing how sticky it is!
Let's have our guest appear!
Today's guest!
Today's guest is...
It's cute!
It's funny!
Let's go!
Today's guest is...
Kumamon!
Yay!
That's scary!
It's not what I thought it would be!
It's totally different!
It's not cute!
It's scary!
It's not cute!
Hey, you're going to let it go, aren't you?
If you wear this...
It's scary!
If you wear this, you'll become popular!
Who do you think you are?
It's none of your business!
If you wear this, you'll become popular!
Hit it! Hit it!
Ouch!
Hahaha!
It's no use!
Your true identity is exposed!
You can't let it show, Maskman!
It's Kato-chan!
And you have a little shiny back!
It's good!
This is Sashino Udon, where you can ask any question you have!
In such a restaurant, customers come with worries again today!
I'm making my own udon!
Welcome!
Good morning!
Go ahead, Akiyoshi-chan!
What's your worry?
My worry is that my Akiyoshi accent doesn't reach everyone.
What do you have?
"Good morning"?
Yes!
Or "thank you", "have a nice week", "thank you"
My accent doesn't reach fans at all.
It's true. Every time you say it at a concert, a strange atmosphere flows, doesn't it?
But my Akiyoshi accent is aiming for a popular one this year.
Isn't it good?
Yes.
Isn't it good?
So I was wondering how it would become popular.
Your Akiyoshi accent, it's true.
Is there any member's accent that's popular? H.K.T.'s accent.
Onegiesurusu
"Naone"?
Yes!
When we were filming this show,
they said "onegiesurusu" more than 30 times in the script.
But when we said it all, they cut it all out.
Is that so?
Even if I think it's popular,
it's cut out more than I thought.
What should I do?
Akiyoshi-chan...
Last night's dinner was also udon.
Really?
Yes.
Sorry!
Really?
Looks good!
Even though you ate it yesterday?
Yes!
Yes, but...
Akiyoshi-chan is unique and funny, so I think it's fine.
I'll do my best, friend!
Kanki-sushi is tough!
Can I eat it?
I'll eat it, friend!
Friend is useful!
I'll eat it.
It's hot!
Sorry!
Next week's topic is...
Kuchigami and Yamamoto enter Fukuoka Maizuru High School!
The students' personalities are exposed in class and young people's dreams are destroyed!
Pay attention to the men's vicious performance!
Wait, there's a ninja! There's a ninja!