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Yaaaaay!
Nice to meet you. We are the 5th group of the H.K.K. 48.
Today, we have a new member.
Nel and Miyu-chan!
Nice to meet you!
It's an old habit, but let's hear it out.
Do you know about us?
Yes! I know about you, Yuu-san!
You don't know about me?
I didn't know about you!
Really?
You don't know my name?
Pepe-san!
Oh, you just heard about me.
I remember you now!
You remember me now!
Let's get along better!
Oh my, you're so sweet.
But you're not allowed in the school, right?
That's right.
You don't have that kind of setting.
That's right.
Because you're an idol.
That's right.
And Nel-chan!
Yes!
Do you know about me?
Okay!
But I've been looking into you.
Oh, wait a minute!
You're chubbier...
Wait a minute!
No, if I had to say, you're shorter and you're more popular.
You're getting chubbier, too.
Oh no!
Now, let's go to the first corner.
Haruppi, Miyo-chan, please do the V pose!
Okay!
One, two...
Let's decide it together!
Idol center!
Let's decide it!
Yeah!
And so, today, we're looking for the most popular idol.
Idol center!
Let's decide it!
Yeah!
Today, I'm very excited!
I'm talking about Carl Picotton!
Carl Picotton!
You were licking it, weren't you?
I was licking it!
I'm out of energy!
What do you mean you can't say his name?
I'm out of breath!
You're out of breath!
Yes!
I'm Team H's Maririco and Yamada Marina!
And so, Yamada-kun is...
Yes!
He's good at calligraphy!
Yes, I'm good at calligraphy!
You were licking it, weren't you?
He's good at calligraphy!
Yes!
You're out of energy!
I'm out of energy!
What do you mean?
There's a difficult level, isn't there?
Yes!
What's that?
I'm in the 3rd level now, so...
You went up to level 8 once?
That's right!
After level 1, even adults can learn calligraphy!
What?!
What is it?
Today, we're going to a place called "Friend Introduction".
The hint is...
Yes!
Recently, I've been...
Yes!
Going to various parks...
Yes!
I've been seeing a lot of guys who use products from "Friend Introduction".
What?!
Like yo-yo!
Ah, yo-yo! That's good!
Yo-yo!
President Tomoda, please come in!
Hello!
Here's a present for you, President Tomoda!
Thank you very much!
Here's a present for you, President Tomoda!
Thank you very much!
Huh?!
It even has your name on it!
Wow!
It even has your name on it!
Wow!
Japan's largest product manufacturer and shareholder!
That is...
"Friend Introduction"!
The "shabon-dama" created with free thought...
...is not only for children, but also for adults!
Wow!
Wow! There are a lot of Shabana dolls!
This is amazing!
It looks like a shop!
It's fun!
Wow! It looks like you've come to a flea market!
How many kinds of this do you have?
What we have here now is a limited edition, but in fact it is a limited edition Shabana doll.
It looks fun!
Look at this!
It's a big Shabana doll!
It's big!
It looks fun!
Wow!
Wow! Isn't it cute?
It's really cute!
What is it made of?
Wow!
What does it look like?
Wow!
It looks fun!
Here is the question!
Among these, which is the most popular "loved center" product?
Please choose one!
Can I open it?
Can I use it?
Yes!
Yay!
Which one should I choose?
What should I choose?
There are too many! Who should I choose?
I will choose this one!
A hand-held Shabana doll!
It's not usually possible, but it's possible.
It's possible.
Okay, I got it!
Please hold it.
Okay, I got it!
What is it?
Please hold it gently.
Wow!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Why?
Isn't there a way to do it?
The liquid of the soap bubble is made of special mucus and is strong.
Can you touch it?
Does it mean you can throw it?
Wow!
I'm curious about this. Marshmallow.
Marshmallow?
I think I like it.
It's not liquid.
It's like slime.
Wow! It's like slime.
It's like gum.
Wow!
You are good at it.
I want to do it.
You are good at it.
It's like gum.
You two are the most popular.
Yes, we were the first.
We don't want to play with it.
I wonder which one it is.
We see it often, don't we?
Yes, we do.
By the way,
since this year,
that product has been sold about 15 banks.
What?
Has it been sold only this year?
It's getting more and more difficult.
Here is an important hint from the president.
Wow!
The color changes.
Purple.
Blue.
Wow!
Why?
Yellow.
Why?
Purple.
I saw the color change.
Did you see it?
Blue and yellow.
The color changes.
Actually, this is the first hint.
What?
I found it!
What is it?
I found it!
It says the color changes.
That's why it's the most popular product now.
It's No. 1.
Wow!
Shabon-dama is No. 1 now.
Abe-chan, you're holding the camera.
Shabon-dama has only used it once so far.
He's graduating this month.
Why? I don't like it.
Since we're here, let's take a look at Shabon- dama's manufacturing factory!
Wow! There's so much!
What is this?
This is Shabon-dama's raw material.
Raw material?!
Shabon-dama is made of water and surfactant.
It's like soap or detergent.
That's what it's made of.
Is it like this?
Yes, it is.
It's white.
It's 100% white.
Wow! It's 100% white.
How much does it lose?
It loses about 90% of it.
Wow!
Just a little?
Can you do it?
I can do it, but it's a secret since the percentage is decided here.
It's a secret!
I see!
And here is the finished Shabon-dama solution!
It's done!
Please try it.
Wow! It looks great!
Wow!
It's different than when it was made.
It's the opposite of water.
You're good!
Wow!
Wow! It's a great deal!
And here is the Shabon-dama production machine No. 1 which Tomoda Company is proud of.
Its production capacity is 100,000 machines a day!
It's the only Shabon-dama production machine in the industry that can do all the sealing of containers automatically.
He's putting a lid on it.
The finished product is produced by a woman.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
Hello.
I'm Matsumoto-san.
Thank you for coming.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Are you alone?
Yes, I'm alone now.
Are you alone?
Yes.
Are you alone and thinking about many things?
Yes, I'm delusional.
I love delusions.
You don't have many friends.
So, this product was born from Matsumoto-san's delusions.
Great!
Yes, this is Matsumoto-san.
He is in charge of product development of "tomoda showcase".
He is Matsumoto Harada-san, who is in charge of product planning of "shabon dama" in Japan.
Matsumoto-san set up a planning room by himself in his office days.
Matsumoto-san showed us many delusional products.
Do you have any?
Actually, I use this.
Normally, you play "shabon dama" alone, don't you?
Yes, I play alone.
Then, can you play with a couple?
Oh!
Delusional.
I'm getting it.
Are you getting it?
Yes, somehow.
These are the products.
Are you interested in them?
With love soap.
You look like an adult.
It's love soap.
How do you like it?
It's done.
It's okay.
What would you do if you were in a couple in a park?
I would probably jump and kneel.
What made you fall in love with it?
I think his passion has cooled down in the middle of it.
I don't like it.
It looks good.
Are they products or not?
At first glance, they look like normal products.
Do you smell anything?
It smells like soap.
Do you smell it?
It smells like mint.
You don't smell it, do you?
I don't like it.
But if you blow on it...
It smells!
It smells very refreshing.
Why?
Because my breath is clean.
It's definitely different.
What is the product's name?
Pheromone soap.
Why?
Pheromone soap.
Now, let's make their delusions bigger!
New Product Presentation Competition!
These three will be judged.
Can they accept their delusions?
The soap ball I came up with is...
Ta-da! A soap brush!
You're good at it!
You're very good at it!
I'm very good at drawing.
So, I thought I could draw like this with a soap ball.
Like this?
Yes, I was wondering if I should draw a letter or not.
I see!
Maybe my delusion is too strong for me to keep up with it.
It is difficult for a soap bubble to form a circle.
If you put a pattern on it or bring it in such a direction, it may be possible.
It's like drawing a picture with a soap bubble.
This is a very delusional world.
It's called "Love Love Kiss Soap".
What is it?
You can say it with pleasure.
I think it's attractive that you can kiss and make a soap bubble.
It's funny.
I made the lips properly like silicon.
You want reality.
I want reality.
You can kiss people you admire like Angelina Jolie.
She has her own sexy lips.
You can kiss various celebrities' lips.
That's amazing.
That's a great idea.
This is for adults only.
But I want it for teenagers only.
You can kiss Calpis's lips.
My fans told me about it.
You want to do a commercial.
You want to do a collaboration.
That's a great idea.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please let me kiss your lips.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want it personally.
It's the first time for me to say it.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's removable.
Matsumoto-san, you want to do it.
It's amazing.
It's interesting.
If there is a possibility of commercialization, which one will you do?
There is a possibility of commercialization, which one will you do?
Is there a possibility of commercialization, which one will you do?
It's an interesting idea.
It's very interesting.
I get ideas.
Anything is possible.
It's interesting.
It's amazing.
Yes.
Really.
There are various soap bubbles.
That's right.
It was really fun and I got excited.
Girls like soap bubbles, don't they?
That's right.
If you put soap bubbles and avocados in it, it's for sure.
You don't like avocados yet, do you?
I like them.
You said your own name, didn't you?
Calpi.
What can you say?
Recently, regardless of the genre...
It's an old genre, isn't it?
Next is Quiz Samen Quiz.
In this corner, we will introduce quizzes from articles published in the newspaper.
Let's get started.
Here is the first three-page article.
This article is about bad partners Black Titan appearing in North Kyushu's loose character Titan who has been promoting the importance of the environment.
But there is a problem.
This bad guy's loose character Black Titan's face has an "r" design.
What is that "r" design?
It's written in black, isn't it?
It's the nose part, isn't it?
It's written "eco" here.
Yes, it's written "eco" on the right side.
Wow!
Here is the first person who got it right.
This article is published in Yameshi.
This article is about bad partners Black Titan appearing in North Kyushu's loose character Titan who has been promoting the importance of the environment.
I want to eat ramen!
This article is about bad partners Black Titan appearing in North Kyushu's loose character Titan who has been promoting the importance of the environment.
What does it say?
Please correct me.
Go ahead.
Yes, say it.
Yes, Yui-chan.
The white one is "eco" so...
The black one is "gomi" (trash)
"gomi" (trash)
Isn't it too self-absorbed?
You wrote "gomi" yourself!
You poor thing!
If you did, you would have been bullied, Black Titan!
You would have been bullied.
You poor thing, Black Titan.
Yes!
Yes, Mio-chan.
"kuro" (black)
It's different.
It's black as it is.
It's different.
It's over.
"co" too (too much)
Oh, it's "f" then.
Oh, I see.
It's different.
I see. It's that flow.
It's over.
Yes!
Yes, then Sako-chan.
"aku" (bad)
It's like that but...
It's about personality.
"Black Peitan" is about personality.
"Haruppi" (haruppi)
"kuzu" (kuzu)
"haruppi" is "haruppeitan" (haruppeitan)
You're not saying it for me, are you?
No, we're not.
This is not "black peitan" (black peitan)
"black peitan" is because it's over there.
"dajare" (dajare)
"koe" (koe)
"eko" (eko)
"eko" (ego)
Ego!
Correct!
That's correct!
What happened?
What's "ego"?
I see.
Is there anyone here who can explain it?
Nago-chan, what is "ego"?
Um...
It's something with a dot on the "eko".
No, it's not.
This is black tater.
Ego means self-centered.
Self-centered personality.
Egoist.
Yes, yes.
Egoist.
Protecting the environment is ego.
Self-centered personality is ego.
It's like a garage.
It looks good.
It's a water bottle.
It's only 200 yen.
It looks good.
How is it?
It's very good.
It's sweet.
It's good.
It has a lot of weight.
It's refreshing.
It's good.
Here is the next article.
It's from Oita Airport's arrival lobby's hand luggage reception office.
In the part of the question that is hidden now, a huge object is flowing.
That is the problem.
What is this huge object that was used for PR of special products in Oita Prefecture?
This is an article in Oita Airport's "Arrival Lobby"
In the part of the question that is hidden now, there is actually a huge object that is flowing
That is the problem
What is this huge object?
Yes, Saito-san!
It was a belt conveyor, wasn't it?
Yes, Oita
Yes, Saito-san
Sashi
No!
It's not Oita!
Yes!
Yes, Haru-pi
Bus!
No!
Yes, Oita!
Yes!
Yes, Mel-chan!
Car!
No!
Why?
Because it looked like a car?
Ah, that's right
It's as big as a hotel, isn't it?
It's this big?
No, the actual object is smaller
Eh?
Saito...
Eh?
This is a little...
No, but I might be really correct
What is it?
Sushi!
Correct!
Why?
I'm sorry, I saw it in the news
You saw it in the news?
You saw it in the news, didn't you?
Eh?
There's a video, right?
The correct answer is this!
Ah, sorry
There's a place you can jump, right?
Eh?
What is it?
There's sushi
What is it?
It's there
Who is it?
It's a fake, right?
What is it?
It's a fake
Eh, this?
It's a fake, right?
What is it doing?
It's just playing around
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not
Eh, you can't eat it?
Eh, but it looks good
It's quite big!
It's a famous dish of Oita
It's a famous dish of Oita, called "Kuruma-ebi"
Eh?
It's a dish that appeals and is fun to eat
Ah, I see
If you eat it like this, everyone will be surprised
It's like a sushi roll
That's right, it's like a sushi roll
It's like a sushi roll
Itadakimasu!
Ah, it looks good!
It looks good!
It's crunchy!
It looks good!
It has a crunch to it! It's good!
Do you want to eat it, everyone?
I want to eat it!
We have to get it right next time!
But if you think Sakura-chan can eat it, you can eat it.
Everyone, please!
Saki-chan!
Everyone, let's get it right first and then eat it!
Class president!
Let's get it right first and then eat it!
I ate two of them!
Ah, you ate the last one!
What are you going to do?
As expected...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I definitely can't get the quiz right!
What do you mean?
That's not true!
It's fair!
That's right!
Why do you think you can't do it?
I'm not good at quizzes.
You're not good at it?
At first it's because you didn't study more.
But I studied properly today!
What did you study?
But I'll definitely get it right next time!
Which one?
The next three articles are these!
This is what happened when a man in his 60s checked his eyesight for a driver's license.
Yes!
As soon as the clerk asked, "Which of the letters 'c' is open, up or down or left or right?"
The man in his 60s gave a surprising answer.
What is that answer?
Yes!
West!
Ah! That's good!
That's wrong!
Yes, Haruppy!
It's too visible!
Pants' check!
Check!
That's good!
That's wrong!
Yes, Nako-chan!
My right arm!
What's wrong?
Don't force it!
That's cute!
Like this, my right arm...
Yes, yes!
Yes, Mio-chan!
Yes! Middle!
Oh! That's correct!
That's correct!
I won!
As for the answer...
Yes!
If you ask "Which of the letters 'c' is open, up or down or left or right?"
The man in his 60s gave a surprising answer.
Please enjoy!
Thank you for the food!
Each of them is 1,000 yen.
Wow!
It's delicious! I'm happy! It's fun!
Here it is! Here it is!
It's delicious! I'm happy! It's fun!
Give me one!
I won't give you!
Give me one!
You can give it to everyone!
Give me one!
There's one more!
Give me one!
Oh! Congratulations!
Are you going to do it for me?
Are you really going to do it for me?
There's one more!
Nako! Nako!
You ate it!
How is it, Kameru-chan?
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
What are you doing?!
Next time, everyone, do your best so you can eat it!
That's all for the quiz "Three-Side News"!
Here, you can ask us any problem you have.
Sashimi Udon
On such a day,
even today,
customers with worries come to us.
Our specialty, boiled beef udon.
How is it?
Hello!
Is this your first time at an udon restaurant?
Yes, I recently opened one.
I love udon.
Udon?!
I'm glad you like it.
I'm receiving advice.
Yes, you are.
You know...
I can't do it properly.
Why do you want to do it properly?
Because I get worried.
Because you think too much about it?
What have you been thinking about lately?
The survey of this show.
The survey of "Sashino Udon"?
Yes.
You were worried about this?
Yes.
Poor you!
Really?
You're wasting your life.
Really?
The time you spend on "Sashino Udon" isn't even three minutes.
I'm not saying it's bad, but you spend three minutes on it.
But it's not...
Worrying is...
Are you about to cry?
Why?
Why are you about to cry?
I don't know.
Why are you crying?
What? Is it this kind of segment?
Crying segment?
What?
Are you crying?
Is this your problem?
If it's your problem, don't ask me!
This is bad!
Is your problem your problem?
I'm about to cry!
I'm about to cry.
You're about to cry.
What should I do?
You always tell me to hurry up and submit my survey.
Because you're worried too much?
Yes.
It's hard with surveys lately, isn't it?
That's right.
I know you have a lot of worries.
And you've been crying a lot lately.
What?
Why are you crying?
I don't know.
This is too long of an udon.
To be honest with you, I don't think you can do this job if you don't use your shoulders.
I think it's better for you not to think about what you think.
Okay.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Don't think too much about it.
You're crying a lot.
Is that what you're worried about?
Yes.
It's hard!
The balance is bad!
Serious people will reflect on themselves even if they appear on a show like this.
Today's show doesn't reflect on itself at all.
It's good.
Is it good?
I'm glad.
I'm crying.
Why are you crying so much?
It's a waste of tears for this show!
It's a waste of tears!
I don't know.
Tomiyoshi Revolution!
Next week's Gomoten infiltrates Chikushinai High School!
Gomoten appears as the strongest character in history!
He breaks the sympathy of the club activities!
What will be the unexpected ending?!