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This is Tonkotsu Mahou Girls Academy!
Today, a senior from Hakatan Kingdom will come as a teacher!
I have a good feeling that Hakatan language will come out in today's lesson!
I'm looking forward to it!
Ah, practicing Mahou every day in a row!
To be honest, I'm a little tired.
Yeah, I'm really tired.
Can someone give me a break, please?
Ah! Haruppi! Good timing!
What's up, everyone?
Haruppi, repeat what Murashige says!
Okay!
"sashisuseso"!
Ahaha!
I'm getting scolded!
Okay, "sasami no osashimi"!
"sasami no osasami"!
"saisendansoujiki"!
Yeah!
As expected of Haruppi, you can't say anything wrong!
As I thought, you're Haruppi when you're tired!
Haruppi!
Your negative luck is coming out!
Ahaha!
Hmm...
Come on! Become God!
Ahaha!
Don't underestimate the center of Team H!
If you say business ethics, I'll hit you!
Melon juice!
A.K.A. Tea Party Aid Hangos Mahou Chousu Gattuin!
Today's teacher is...
Everyone's hometown...
Hakata-born...
Big star!
Ahaha!
And today's teacher is...
This person!
Dori-dori!
I'm Hakata-born...
Daiki-san!
Ahaha!
I've been staring at you for a while now...
Ahaha!
Amazing!
Today's guest is...
Hakata-born...
Daikichi-sensei!
By the way, have you ever been co-starred with any of the members?
Yes, we have!
Oh, you have!
Yes!
Oh, there are a lot of you!
I'm H.K.T.'s cutest and most interesting...
Murashii...
Do you remember me?
Ahaha!
You said that at the time as well...
Ahaha!
It hasn't changed...
Ahaha!
We've been co-starred with you a few times...
Yes!
Ahaha!
We went to the theater, didn't we?
Ahaha!
Huh?
Ahaha!
Is that true?
Huh?
Don't you remember me?
Huh?
I don't remember you...
All of you were there in the beginning...
Ahaha!
This is unexpected!
But I heard you have parents and acquaintances...
Yes, we do!
Young Abe-san?
Young-chan!
Ah, I see!
But you know both of them!
Your father and mother!
I heard one of you is your mother!
Really?!
I heard that Daiki Hakata Hanamura-san is here...
And I asked my mother who you are...
And she said, "I don't know you, but we are friends!"
What?!
You were born in the same year!
You were born in 1945 with your mother!
Ah, you were in the same generation!
Daiki-san, you are a local idol...
Yes, I am!
And you often do programs with us...
And your father is...
Nakanishi-san?
That's right!
And we heard you are the daughter of an izakaya...
Yes!
My father often comes to the izakaya my father runs...
Is that so?!
Before you came in, your father told you that your daughter would become an idol...
But you thought it was a joke...
What?!
Ahaha!
Now, we would like you to cast a spell that prevents your guests from getting angry...
Hakatan, Hakatan...
I want you to get angry...
Jan!
Huh?!
Nice to meet you, Natsumi-kun!
To be honest...
Have you become a tengu in Tokyo?
Who's a tengu?!
Ahaha!
I'm listening!
Ahaha!
I'll take it! I'll take it!
I'll take it!
In Hakata, you are more popular than an idol!
Wow!
In the first place, why did you want to come to Tokyo even though you were doing it in Fukuoka?
Ah, but I didn't come out of there right away...
I've been in Fukuoka for 15 years...
Ah, you've been in Fukuoka for 15 years?!
That's right!
It's like "should I go or not?"
It's like I was pushed out of the prefecture...
Ahaha!
That's right!
After all...
Mr. Daiki Hakata Hanamura...
Yes!
You are active in Tokyo a lot...
Yes!
Don't you forget about Mr. Daiki Hakata?
He comes back all the time!
Ah!
Wow!
That's right!
He does a lot of shows in Fukuoka...
About half and half...
He has a lot of miles...
Yes, he always has more than 200,000 miles...
Wow!
Ahaha!
We ride about 250 times a year during the hot summer and rainy season.
What?
Don't you have miles stored?
We don't!
We do! We do!
How many times did you say?
40,000!
By the way, we can travel around the world with the miles we have now.
The entertainer from Kyushu, everyone's big brother!
Will you love HKT?
Of course, we intend to do so.
But you still have some distance, don't you?
It's not like you're in the same business as him...
You're like a complicated relative of his.
No, we're not!
No, no, it's like you want him to give you his allowance as soon as possible and leave.
No, we're not!
I have something I'd like to ask you.
Yes, what is it?
Like Mr. Hakata and Mr. Hanamaru,
what should we do to maintain the wealth of Fukuoka and gain great popularity?
Well, first of all, we should strengthen the foundation of Fukuoka.
Ah, I see.
Well, I'm sorry to say this in advance,
but many celebrities have passed in front of us,
or made us their stepping stones...
Well, when we got together, we became quite big stars.
Wow, that's amazing!
We practiced playing the guitar for a show and won the performance award.
Yes, when Fukuoka Gaum was established, there was a small competition.
And we got a special mission because we were on a show.
And there was a person who sang a song that won the competition.
That person was Miesha later.
What?!
A little while ago, a girl came from Fukuoka to Tokyo to become an actress.
She said it was tough.
She wondered if she could become an actress or not.
But in the end, that girl is Yuu Aoi now.
What?!
Hanamaru-san's favorite yakitori restaurant's...
Oh, it's the same pattern again, but...
One boy said...
No way! I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
I'm counting on you, Emi-chan.
No matter how many times you do it, I'm counting on you.
That's right.
This is bad. I can't do it.
And then, that girl sold out right away.
That person is Hikawa Kyushu.
What?!
You're so kind!
Maybe I'll sell out, too?
That's right!
Go ahead and step on it!
Go ahead and do it!
Ah, it's here.
When I'm looking at the audience, out of all the questions,
I'm chosen and included in the audience.
And every time, I hit a weird hit,
but I can't hit a home run.
That's true.
Each guest gets a member's power broach,
and even though it looks good,
you're not chosen, right?
I'm not chosen.
I see. So you're not chosen for a hero interview, right?
That's right!
But...
do you need a home run for recording?
See?!
More than one home run,
I need four power broaches.
Wow!
I don't think you need more than that.
You're still a teenager and your confidence is too low.
It's hard for you to choose an opportunity.
No, no.
Three hits, one under, two power broaches should be enough, right?
Wow, you're saying a lot of things.
I definitely need at least one home run.
Wow!
Those are some great words!
They're coming to my mind!
So, from a Tokyo resident's perspective,
is it okay for girls to hit home runs?
No, I think it's fine.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute!
Home runs are more powerful than you think.
I see.
Especially for girls.
Because no matter who you ask...
Hakata girls are good. Their accents are good.
Oh, I see!
So, we have an emergency project!
HKT48, learn more about Hakata dialect!
To improve HKT48's appeal,
Ms. Hanamaru Daikichi has organized a project to learn how men speak Hakata dialect.
We should judge from Tokyo's perspective, right?
That's right! From Tokyo's perspective!
We've been living in Tokyo for 8 years, so we have some data.
In addition, the three girls who were supposed to participate in another project have suddenly joined us!
Thank you for joining us!
Hakata girls!
Let's not lose to Nogizaka, everyone!
That's right!
So, the first topic is...
A word that makes men feel good at festivals!
Please announce a word that makes men feel good at festivals!
The first challenge is Miyawaki Sakura from Kagoshima!
A word that makes men feel good at Miyawaki Sakura's festivals!
Eh? You came alone today?
Can't be helped. Are you going to be my girlfriend only for today?
Cute!
I want to hug you!
You came alone... That's a good thing.
That's right! You came alone and you're already cute!
That's right! That's right!
You've become Hakata girls.
That's great!
Next up is Kodama Haruka's word that makes men feel good at festivals!
Festivals are beautiful, but I've always wanted to see your face!
That's great!
She's very active!
Festivals are beautiful, but you want to see my face?
That's right! It's romantic!
It's romantic?!
You're so straight forward!
I don't want to see you anymore!
I don't care who you are!
I don't want to see you!
I only want you!
I'm going to drink you up!
That's cute!
Next up is Motomura Aoi's word that makes men feel good at festivals!
Words that make men feel good at festivals!
There are a lot of couples today. I wish you had a boyfriend.
So cute!
She was wearing a headband, but her power of words was so strong that the nuance was quite different.
Were you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed? Then let's go back.
Cute!
Next is Matsuoka Natsumi's words that make men feel good at festivals!
Shall we sit down and wait for each other? I want to be a couple, but is it okay?
Cute!
That was cute!
It was the most natural!
It was natural!
That was the best performance!
That was good!
The next topic is about baseball, which Hanamaru Hakata loves so much that it makes men feel good at festivals!
If there is a good word mixed with baseball- related Hakata dialect, men's hearts will be grabbed!
So far, a woman who likes hawks has become Hiroko Moriguchi's exclusive market.
Target! Host Hiroko Moriguchi! Challenge of Yuka Akiyoshi!
A word that makes men feel good about Yuka Akiyoshi's baseball-related words!
My dream is to marry Harry in the future.
Wow, it's coming in from a diagonal angle!
Harry Akiyoshi's character is red.
It's a good word mixed with baseball-related Hakata dialect.
Is it okay for me to say anything if I wear it?
Sorry!
If I were in that position, I would like to give you some pocket money now!
Next is Umemoto Izumi's words that make men feel good about baseball-related Hakata dialect!
I want to home run into your heart!
Ah, I'm sorry.
No, no, no!
It's okay to be straightforward!
Isn't it too early for you to give up?
Whether you give up or not, we'll judge for you!
That's right, that's right!
Next up is Hakata dialect's words that make men feel good about baseball-related Hakata dialect!
You lost today's game, didn't you?
But I'm sure it's not just a theory!
What do you think?
That's good, that's good!
It's a theory!
So, you lost, but it's not just a theory!
Isn't it your own responsibility?
It's easy to blame, isn't it?
That's right!
Ah, I see!
She's a good woman!
She can help everyone!
Just now, more than you think, she grabbed a baseball- loving old man's heart!
And last up is Umemoto Izumi's words that make men feel good about baseball-related Saitama Prefecture-born Ota Aika!
You went to a baseball game today, didn't you?
You sweat a lot and your feet stink, so I brought you some socks!
You didn't bring us honey and lemon or anything like that, did you?
It's just a smelly assumption!
But even with that, you were able to make men feel good about baseball-related Saitama Prefecture- born Ota Aika!
It's a good feeling!
I'm glad you like it!
I did it!
Sashimomeru Presents!
Shimatori Game!
Nero-chan had no choice but to do it the way she wanted!
That's right!
It's popular at school and it's a lot of fun, so I thought I'd like to enjoy it with Daikichi Hanamaru- san!
Now, I'll explain the rules!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Divide into two teams and ride on an island with seven boxes of 33cm in height and 51cm in width!
If you win by rock-paper-scissors, you can choose your favorite box from your opponent's team and steal it!
The game is to lose if one person falls off the island as the number of boxes decreases!
Each island has ten people on it and you're ready!
Now, island robbery game, start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which island do you want to rob?
Please tell me which island you want to rob!
The island where Daikichi-san is riding!
This is a pretty important place!
First of all, Hanamaru-san's team is in the lead!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Take it back! Take it back!
Please tell me where Hanamaru-san is!
Take it back!
Do you want me to put it in here?
Daikichi-san's team takes it back and wins a good game!
This game is all about rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, no!
Daikichi-san's team wins!
Can you stand in front of me?
Can you move a little bit?
Why are you sitting down?
Can you see me?
Rock-paper-scissors!
This island robbery game is very exciting!
It's hard to win or lose in this one-on-one competition.
This game is rare!
Let's change the rules!
The winning team won't be allowed to add an island!
Let's continue!
I thought we'd never meet again!
OK, OKAPAN!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Blue in the middle!
Oh, no!
Watch out!
Hanamaru's team lost one island and now has six!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Stop it!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Rock-paper-scissors!
And now, the first team has won two islands!
What? What? What?
Hanamaru's team lost one island and now has six!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Stop it! Stop it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
And now, the first team has won four islands!
It's hot!
Let's go through the middle and beat up everyone!
The first team will split up the island and beat up everyone at once!
Hanamaru's team is in a pinch!
I haven't done it yet!
I feel like I'm on a merry-go-round!
Hanamaru's team has won for the first time in a while!
You haven't done it yet, either!
You love me, don't you?
Stop it! Stop it!
There are only two islands and ten people. Can they ride without falling?
This is the new feature of island catching game.
Kanamaru team can't lose even one more time.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hurry up!
I'm third.
I'm second.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Kanamaru team wins twice in a row.
Can they turn the tables?
I want that one.
I can't afford it.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Kanamaru team wins twice in a row.
Let's do as if Kanamaru is riding.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You do that.
Is it okay?
The game is over!
It was fun.
It was seven times funner than I expected.
And this week's best magician is...
Wakatabe!
Wakata, come here!
I'm so happy!
That theory was not bad at all.
I'm so happy!
As an HKT member, I want to make theories more and more famous.
Wakatabe couldn't hit a home run, but now he's got a power broach!
This is usually the end of the show, but we've got more to show you today.
What?!
Together 46
Depending on who wins, we might not be able to air the next episode.
We've got presents for you guys!
Presents?!
What is it?!
We're going to have a festival right now!
Let's start with making goldfish!
The members will make and eat Wakatabe's goldfish!
The goal of "Tonpotsu Magical Girls Academy" is to make magical girls smile!
That's not it!
Here's what we've prepared for the final battle with Nobisaka!
From now on, we're going to test our teamwork!
We're not all going!
Out of us, nine of you will represent us!
Have you seen it?
It's hidden in a bowl!
What is it?
On the back of the bowl is "tonpotsu" written on it.
Now, the members...
One, two...
Next week, we might air the final episode!
The stage is in ruins!
A new spell!
To test the effect of "tonpotsu", we're going to test the willpower of "tonpotsu"!
To defeat Nobisaka46!
Facing each other head-on!
In a series of fear-inducing attacks!
Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
All of the HKT members are in shock!
The final episode of HKT, who are 15 years old on average,
"Nobizaka46 vs Nobisaka46" broadcasts!
After this, it's "I did it, Tsuchigami-san"!
Before Tsuchigami, a man comes to a festival and says...
"Hey, I'm wearing a yamakasa costume today.
Would you like to clap your hands with me?"
Out!
That's a dontaku costume!
Ah! Dontaku!
It's not a yamakasa!
It's still cute, but if we make the same mistake, we won't have seven jobs!