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This is Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin in Hakatan, the land of magic.
Today's teacher looks a little scary, but she seems to be a very interesting and kind teacher.
What kind of class will it be?
How is everyone doing?
Good morning.
Let me introduce today's guests.
First of all, Miss Shoujo Gakuin.
Hello.
I love Japan.
And you, Miss Yuu.
Lastly, let me introduce...
That's all for today.
See you tomorrow.
I want to see you.
I wave my hands.
Just thinking about you.
I don't know if it's helplessness or anything, but I feel like it.
Living is wonderful.
Let's go again today.
I love you.
H.E.T. Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin.
Today's teacher is...
She's a first-class joker who attracts people with her funny jokes.
They are a super talented duo.
Welcome.
I'm looking forward to it.
Today's teacher is this person.
Nice to meet you.
Today's guest is Sandwich Man sensei.
Do you know about H. Kennedy?
Yes, we know about him.
Then, please raise your hand if you know about him.
Everyone is cute.
Thank you very much.
You look like a bullet train.
Thank you very much.
How fast are you?
Thank you very much.
Then, let's use a magic to prevent guests from getting angry.
Haka-tan, Haka-tan, I don't want you to get angry.
Are you okay?
Let's ask a teacher what she wants to know.
By the way, what made you debut?
We were in the same high school.
I invited you.
There is a picture of your high school graduation album.
Here it is.
But her eyes are cute!
She looks like a starfish.
A starfish?
She's cute!
I'm a rugby player, but he's holding a bat.
That's not true at all!
His hairstyle is amazing, too!
He's a recent fan.
What do you think of his hairstyle, Mel-chan?
His hairstyle is old.
You're all laughing at this photo, but this time we've prepared a photo of you when you auditioned for HKT48.
From now on, please enjoy HKT48's wonderful cuteness!
First of all, we'll show you the members who haven't changed much.
You're all cute!
You haven't changed at all!
You're so cute!
You haven't changed at all!
I'm surprised! I didn't think you'd choose me!
You haven't changed at all!
You're adorable!
I'm embarrassed!
You're cute!
Isn't it embarrassing?
You haven't changed at all, Mio-chan!
You've totally changed since you auditioned for HKT48!
It's more like a present power or something like that.
It's just you.
Stop it! Stop it!
I really want you to ride it.
Really?
It's blue.
You've grown up a little, haven't you?
I've grown up, haven't I?
I feel like I've grown up the most so far.
No, really.
You've grown up!
No, I haven't grown up.
Cute!
Where is it?
Over here!
Cute!
No! No!
Cute! Cute!
I can't move!
Shinkansen!
It's like a Shinkansen.
It's turning.
It's getting faster.
Matsuoka!
Cute!
Amazing!
What happened?
Next up is "a little strange" category.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's like a mom at a bar.
It's true.
It's so cute.
It's getting better and better.
It's getting better, isn't it?
It's so cute.
It's so cute, isn't it?
It's so cute.
It's like a grandma.
It's so cute.
It's like a hair waxer.
It's so cute.
It's so cute, isn't it?
I'm so embarrassed that I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Here we go.
Who is it?
You're lucky.
Who is it?
It's so cute.
You have more hair now, don't you?
It's getting better and better.
It's cute.
It's still bald.
How old was it?
It was 7 years ago.
How old was it?
It was 11 years old.
There is one more.
What's wrong with you?
You are wet.
What's wrong with you?
It's cute.
We talked about funny stories and episodes when we lived together.
Funny stories have come up.
I want to hear it.
Funny stories are like...
Scary stories are like...
Mom!
She is calling you "Mom".
Sandwich Man's Scary Stories in the Midsummer.
I lived with Tomita for 10 years.
It was a cold room.
That's right.
I didn't hear it at all.
A few comedians came.
This house is really cold.
If it's so cold, it must be a ghost.
It's scary.
But we live here, so I don't think it's a ghost.
Then, Tomita's cell phone, which was in the next room, received an email.
Tsuru-tsuru.
Tomita sent an email to the next room.
Wow, what's this?
Tomita said.
What's wrong?
Tomita received an email.
I'm at the headquarters.
Who sent it?
It was an email from Tomizawa's friend.
He called his friend and said, "I just got an email saying you're here. What is it?"
No, I just got an email saying you're not here. I don't know what it is, but I'm here.
Tomizawa didn't send that kind of email.
That's scary.
He doesn't even have a telecommunication history.
This is scary, isn't it?
Why are you talking about it all of a sudden? It's scary!
We don't have any funny episodes, so we're talking about scary stuff.
Date-san's way of talking is so good, it's scary.
I can't say anything bad.
Mere-chan, you're alone at the hotel, so I don't like it.
It's okay, it's okay.
Mere-chan, should we talk about the hotel?
Before Tashima cries, let's go back in time.
I love Sandwichman-san's song "Pizza-yan-san".
I've seen it many times in videos.
I even remember it now.
That's why I want to join Tomizawa-san.
Wow! Really?
That's great!
Now, let's watch a short story by Ueki and Sandwichman Date-san.
Now it's "pizza-yan-san".
You're late! You didn't order pizza, but you didn't come at all!
It's been an hour! Let me make a phone call!
Hello? Pizza-yan-san?
Don't answer the phone!
Ding-dong!
Oh, you're here!
I'm sorry for being late!
You're late! An hour and an hour!
I was lost!
You're lost! You're lost!
I was wondering whether to come or not!
Don't get lost there!
Okay! Pizza-yan-san!
Here's your pizza!
Thank you!
I've been waiting for you for an hour! Give me a break!
No, it's my first day of work today!
If you say that, make it cheaper!
I can't make it cheaper at all!
I can only make it half-price!
Oh, you can make it half-price!
Can you make it half-price?
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
It's over!
It's over all of a sudden!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow!
I'm happy! Thank you!
Wow!
You're amazing!
Thank you!
Look! Look! Do it! Do it!
I'll do it!
Mentaiko!
Hey you! Do "zunda mochi"!
"Zunda mochi"!
You finally did it!
You're the best! You're the best!
You should get along with Mr. Sandwichman in "fruit basket"!
Yay!
Mr. Sandwichman, we've heard a lot about you.
But you still look scary.
We still have scary parts for you.
Really?
So we'd like you to get along with us in "fruit basket"!
Sounds good!
This segment is always led by Sassy.
But we really want to appear in it, so we decided to let you advance!
Let's get started!
Is everyone okay with the rules?
We're okay!
If you're okay with the rules, you don't have to move.
I'll go first.
"fruit basket", start!
To be honest, I don't like empty jokes!
Everyone, don't move!
Empty jokes are fun!
"fruit basket", go!
"Zunda mochi"!
"tonkotsu ramen" is next!
Next!
Are you okay?
The school uniform I'm wearing is red!
Fruits basket.
To be honest, I think this costume is painful.
I think it's painful.
Emptiness is annoying.
It's painful.
You think it's annoying?
I didn't think you would be scared here.
It's painful.
Who loves Cocoitchi's curry best?
Me!
No!
Why?
This is funny. Let's do it for another two hours.
This is funny.
I can do it.
Let's get started.
The magic taught by Mr. Sandwichman is...
Funny Tsukkomi!
Funny Tsukkomi.
Funny Tsukkomi is...
Even if it's a boring joke...
By Tsukkomi...
You can make it funny.
Funny Tsukkomi doesn't come out often.
Not yet.
Are you looking forward to it?
I'm looking forward to it!
What is this?
The members will split into two teams...
And try to make a funny joke in a set up.
They will experience the moment when Tsukkomi laughs.
That's the plan.
Mr. Tomizawa...
You will join each of the two teams...
And make a funny joke with the members.
Got it! I'll do my best!
Please!
The first team's setting is a beauty salon. The members are waitresses.
Date-san, who came as a guest, will make a funny joke.
Then, the first team's challenge, start!
All of a sudden?
I want you to come a little shorter.
No, I'm already sitting.
I'm already sitting.
Please!
Understood!
Are you going to disappear for once?
What's up with you today?
Why is it this guy?
What's up with karate's narrow road?
Don't look at me like that.
Please!
Welcome!
Shut up!
Shut up as many times as you like!
First, let's start with the shower.
No, shower! Shower!
It's not enough water!
It's not enough!
It's nose! It's nose!
I'm going to use the dryer!
Don't push me!
You're going to kill me!
Stop it!
It's not a dryer!
What kind of hair do you want today?
Your sense of humor doesn't sing.
What kind of water do you want?
I don't want it!
Um...
Which pair of scissors do you want?
You don't need this, do you?
Come a little closer!
Okay!
Takaida's pair of scissors...
Who are you?!
Are you Inouye Otsui?!
You're Inouye Otsui?!
I'm not a catcher!
You look handsome up close!
No, you don't need me up close!
What kind of hair do you want today?
Um...
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm going to cut your hair!
I'm going to cut it!
If you put on a perm, you'll look like this!
Oh, I see! Then I won't do it!
Thank you for the meal!
Am I an omelet?
How was it, Mio-chan?
I don't know about you, but...
I feel like I've done it, so I feel like I've received it!
It must have felt good!
It was fun!
How about you, Mio-chan?
It was fun!
How about you, Mio-chan?
It was fun!
It was really good!
Give me something other than fun!
High school team's setting is a souvenir shop!
Date-san is a customer who came to buy hakata souvenirs!
The staff members will make fun of him!
Then, high school team's challenge, start!
Excuse me, could we have some hakata souvenirs?
Yes, of course!
Thank you!
Hakata souvenirs...what could there be?
What could there be? Hakata has a lot of things!
Oh, here it is!
Excuse me, this is my destination!
That's dirty!
Okay, next!
My favorite flower is flower green!
What?
Flower green!
What is flower green?!
You don't know about it?
I don't know about flower green...
You're ignorant!
OK, next!
Beat band!
You were in a school like this?
Yes!
What?
Beat band!
Beat band is small!
It's small! Think of your body!
OK, next!
Hohoho, welcome!
Go home!
Your body has nothing to do with it!
OK, next!
What a crazy guy came!
It's you!
It's you who's crazy!
What's with the way you open your mouth?
OK, next!
OK, my crown!
It's you who's crazy!
No, it's not!
Wait a second!
Give me my crown as a souvenir!
Right?
You're too free!
OK, next!
I knew it!
It's you!
What's with you?
OK, next!
It's a souvenir, right?
Yes!
It doesn't fit, right?
It doesn't fit, woman!
You can tell by looking at it!
It's not funny!
What?
It's my voice actor, you idiot!
It's a visual test!
No, it's not!
It's not funny!
It's you!
OK, jump!
Jump!
It's embarrassing!
OK, next!
Your nose got bigger!
Oh, it's true!
It's Maggie!
You're noisy!
OK, next!
Look!
Ashiraman!
One side isn't enough, idiot!
You always slip and I'm sorry!
I think I'll be like you more and more!
Why did you say "embarrassing" at the end?
Do your best!
OK, next!
What should I do?
I'll give you 100 yen if you do it now, but what will you do?
OK, I'll pay you 100 yen.
Ouch!
It has nothing to do with me!
Ouch!
I didn't pay you 200 yen!
OK, give me!
My graduation album!
200 yen!
It has nothing to do with me!
Thank you for your hard work!
Murashige, did you have an answer?
I'm glad you did. You're good!
I'm good, aren't I?
This week's best magician is...
Murashige!
I'm so happy!
You did it!
Why did you choose Murashige?
I was really nervous today.
Murashige talked to me in a cool way.
She's always been energetic and kind.
I'm glad you did!
Murashige gets a power brooch!
After this, we'll have a self-reflection session!
We're done.
It's hard to be funny.
You can't think of anything funny.
Even though you're young.
You should be able to think.
Everyone was talking about funny things.
I felt like I had to say more than that.
I couldn't do anything.
Everyone was funny.
Help me!
Negative people have gathered.
Help me!
Next week's guest is cameraman Nozaru!
Hi-tension photo shoot will be held!
Will they be able to take a miracle picture?