AISubs v3.5
This is where we magical girls go to.
Tonkotsu Magical Girls Academy.
I got a cake!
One, two, three, four, five.
Two are left over.
In this case...
Cat, cat, two!
Hello!
I'm Yurina!
I'm Gina!
Who are you?
Let me out!
Yurijinya!
We're at the magical girls academy.
Huh?
Gina?
What are you sleeping on?
I fell asleep on the spot!
Cat, only two!
This is no good.
Okay!
Yurijinya!
Bosslin!
Give me one more chance!
Let's pretend we didn't see it.
Tonkotsu Magical Girls Academy begins now!
Meow!
Tonkotsu Magical Girls Academy
Actually, there's someone here who came without being called.
Why are you here?
I'm here for work.
You weren't called recently!
I wasn't called!
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best!
Today's teacher is this person!
Today's guest is Naomi Watanabe-sensei!
We've known Naomi-sans for about a year now, right?
That's right!
We get along really well!
Yes, we do get along well!
Is there a secret that only Naomi-san knows about Sassy?
Sassy says things like "I'm not nervous at all!"
She always acts like she's nervous and says "this is going to be hard!"
It's true that she's nervous, but she's not nervous at all, right?
She does act like she's nervous, but...
It's about time for you to cast a spell that won't make the guest angry...
Please cast "murashige"!
Hakata, Hakata, I want you to get angry!
Okay, I got it!
Let's ask our guests what they want to know!
Naomi-san, why did you choose comedy as your career path?
That's a serious question!
I've always loved comedy since I was little.
I've always admired comedy shows and croquettes.
That's why I've always aimed for comedy.
I've never seen Naomi-san's impersonation, so I want to see it!
You haven't seen it?!
That's right!
How long ago did you impersonate Naomi-san?
About five years ago!
How old were you five years ago?
Five years ago...
You were eight years old, right?
I was eight years old.
You're young!
You don't know that, do you?
Can you show us?
I want to see it!
Naomi-san, please impersonate Naomi-san!
Here I go!
She's cute!
It's hard for an adult!
That was really scary!
Next, anyone has a question?
Yes!
Then, Koujina-chan!
Yes!
I've always wondered which feels better, the chest or the belly?
Yes!
So, I'd like to touch it today!
Please do!
Can I?
Yes!
First, the belly!
The belly!
How is it?
It's very chubby!
Chubby!
Like this?
Yes!
Can I?
Yes!
Wow!
It feels so good that my waist is about to come off!
Wow!
That was amazing!
Was that okay?
That posture!
I think it's okay!
What do you mean?
How was the result, Koujina-chan?
Which one was softer?
But, after all...
The chest felt better!
The chest doesn't have any muscles at all!
If you remove the chest...
It's like this!
Really!
No!
I've heard that you have a smelly belly!
Yes!
Belly?
It's really smelly!
It's so smelly that I'm surprised!
I want to draw it!
It smells like Kesurara!
Do you want to draw it?
I want to draw it!
How do you draw it?
I always put my finger in my belly and draw it!
Here I go!
It smells dirty!
Everyone!
It's time for a new project!
It's break time!
Break time!
What is it?
Break time!
With Naotomi and Naomi-sensei...
Break time!
The new plan "break time" is...
Play with guests and get along with them!
Naomi-san said that she is good at Naotomi.
Yes, I'm very good at it!
Can you show me?
Can you?
What can you do?
Rainbow jumping!
Can you do it?
I can do rainbow jumping forever!
That's amazing!
Here we go!
But I'd like to play "Ono-atobi" this time.
Are you kidding me?!
I'm sorry!
So this has nothing to do with it?
Yes, I'm sorry!
That was really tough just now!
"Ono-atobi" is a competition between "Sashihara Team" and "Watanabe Team"!
The losing team will be punished severely!
First up is "Sashihara Team"!
Alright, everyone!
Let's do our best so we don't lose!
Yeah!
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it!
One, two!
One, two, three, four, five!
Five times?!
Let's check it out!
"Tashima" got caught!
That's terrible!
Who?!
That's terrible!
I said "I love you" but you said "tashima"?!
You said it twice?!
I love "Ono-atobi" so much!
I love it!
I love it so much that I ran it!
I love "Tashima" so much!
Wait, I'm going to get mad!
It's true, it's true!
"Sashihara Team" has a record of five times!
Next up is "Watanabe Team"!
Everyone, let's fly a lot!
Yeah!
One, two!
One, two, three, four, five!
Five times?!
One, two, three, four, five!
Wow! We did it!
We did it!
Wow!
Here is the punishment for Sasihara team!
Light electric shock machine!
What is it? What is it?
When you touch a big ball, you get 50,000 volts of voltage.
When you touch a smaller ball, you get a strong shock.
Who wants to experience it?
To be honest, I think the one who pulled the most is...
What's wrong, Mel-chan?
I don't want to do it! I don't want to do it!
I don't want to do it!
She's crying!
You didn't pull your leg, Mel-chan!
You didn't pull your leg today!
I did my best!
You did your best!
I'm sorry, boss! I know it's hard to decide, but can you decide it for me?
Mel!
Let's start the punishment!
Come here, Mel-chan!
Put your hand here!
It hurts!
It hurts now!
It doesn't hurt now!
I'm turning off the electricity!
The punishment starts again!
I'm going to pick it up!
Doesn't it hurt now?
Well...
It's going to hurt a lot after this.
That's all I can do!
It's starting to hurt!
Your lips are beautiful!
Really?
Your nose is really pretty!
Your face is really cute!
I'm scared!
10 seconds left!
I'm scared!
You can do it!
3...
2...
1...
It hurts!
What?
What did you just do?
Mel-chan!
Is this how you do it on TV?
Naomi-san, we can't end it like this...
We can't end it like this!
This feeling isn't good...
Let's hit each of them!
You two have a reason for doing this, don't you?
Well, Kojima-san touched her boobs today, so...
You did your best, didn't you?
Did you do something?
That's a cut!
Maruko and Katto were candidates for this!
I'm Doraemon...
So, just like Tashima, two students...
Tomonaga, who was silent in the talk block...
experienced an electric machine!
Are you scared?
Does it tickle you?
It's coming out!
So, are you ready?
Yes!
Please touch it with this Doraemon!
Slowly!
One, two...
What?
It hurts!
Did it hurt?
Was it bad?
It was bad!
Why did you do that?!
Before the studio wakes up from their unpleasant reactions...
Today's main project...
Gourmet Monster! Eat Up The Sea!
This is our first "eat up the sea" battle!
The battle consists of three teams competing against each other.
All teams will have exactly the same ingredients produced in Kyushu.
Each team will make a dish that Watanabe-sensei would like to eat.
Team A is made up of these two girls.
We'll do our best!
Tashimateya, who has little cooking experience.
Next up is...
Team B of a friendly combination...
Mentaiko!
Here we go!
Let's do it!
Murashige and Miyawaki, who have little cooking experience.
Next up is Team C!
I love cooking!
These two girls are good at cooking!
What would you like to order, Watanabe-sensei?
I'd like to eat a lot of food.
I'd like to eat sweets made in Kyushu.
I'd like to eat a lot of sweets made in Kyushu.
I'd like to eat a lot of eggs.
I love eggs!
Team A will make an omelet.
Team B will make a dessert.
Team C will make a snack.
I'd like to order an omelet and a snack and sweets made in Kyushu!
Yes!
Finally, the serious cooking battle begins!
Let's do it!
What's that?
From the beginning of the show, we've been using firecrackers!
Firecrackers!
C-team can do it!
It's amazing!
They're doing it calmly.
Yes, calmly.
They don't talk.
C-team is good at cooking.
They don't care about the camera's existence and face the ingredients without talking.
On the other hand, the team of beginners in cooking starts by breaking eggs.
Nancy, I'm going to break an egg.
Finally!
Are you going to do it?
Why did you ask?
It's not broken at all!
I was surprised!
What are you going to put in it?
I'm going to put wasabi in the egg.
Why?
Why? It's gross.
Because it's sweet.
It's perfect if you put wasabi in it.
Because the egg is sweet.
What? What's the reason?
It's pretty scary.
And miso.
And Fukuoka's famous mentaiko.
Meanwhile, B-team started making some kind of dough.
What's up, B?
Are you okay?
Wasabi won't let me do anything.
No, it won't let you do anything!
They're fighting.
It's sudden, but Watanabe-sensei is going to request some food for each team.
First, a request for Team A.
I'm going to make a half-cooked egg.
That's good!
It's good, isn't it?
What did you do just now?
Team A.
I'm scared.
Egg!
What's this?
Did you put it all in?
I put it all in!
Don't put it all in at first!
Why?!
I put in mentaiko at the wrong time.
Next, a request for Team B.
Let's put a lot of chocolate sauce on it.
And I want you to put in a lot of ingredients.
Use Kyushu ingredients.
Mentaiko?
No, chocolate sauce.
Mango! Mango!
Mango? That's good!
That's good!
What?! What?!
There's chocolate in the omelet!
What?!
That's terrible! What is she doing?!
I asked you who you like!
The chocolate is over there!
Why did you say that?!
Mix it up! Mix it up!
Seriously!
Seriously! Hurry up!
And Team A.
They're working on stir-frying.
They're doing a good job.
They're doing a great job!
Team B.
Miyawaki is stirring with a frying pan.
The crepe looks good!
It's good!
It looks good!
And then, Murashige...
It's not from Team C.
Why Team B?!
It's dessert, Murashige!
Sakura-tan...
She only makes miscellaneous food.
So I thought I'd make Murashige's food, too.
It's a team!
What are you making?
We're teaming up!
What do you have?
A fish!
I was thinking of making a fish dish.
That's too much!
Make a crepe, Team B!
Murashige's rampage is becoming more and more outrageous!
And Team A...
It's done!
They're making something like an omelet!
And Team C is making a two-ingredient dish!
Shijimi miso soup is done!
It's done!
Kyushu fried rice!
B-team is making one by one!
Crepe with a lot of ingredients using a lot of fresh cream!
Murashige's dish is also done!
Miyazaki's crepe with a lot of mango!
Murashige's original mysterious object is done!
Now it's time for their fate!
First of all, A-team's fried egg!
What will it taste like?
Nooooooo!
You're lying! You're lying!
Nooooooo!
It's so bad!
It's really bad!
My mouth is all messed up!
This is terrible!
Next up is C-team's Kyushu fried rice!
It looks so good!
Everything was perfect!
Saga beef, mentaiko, and a lot of lettuce!
How will it taste like?
It doesn't taste like much, does it?
It's the best!
It's delicious!
The meat is tender.
The meat tastes good.
The fried rice is just right.
The taste is also great!
Do you have any points for Ai-chan?
I thought the taste was a little light, so I added mentaiko.
You seasoned it with mentaiko.
That's amazing!
It's wonderful!
It's so delicious!
It's more delicious than your dish! I don't need it anymore!
Do you want to eat it as it is?
The last one is Team B's dish.
It's a dish with a lot of mango and original Murashige.
Let's try this fruit-flavored crepe.
It looks delicious!
The mango is good!
Let's eat!
Huh?
The teacher is funny!
Huh?
There's something like mango seeds in it.
There's something like seeds in it.
But it's delicious!
Let's try Team B's fruit-flavored crepe.
But it's delicious as it is!
It's delicious as it is!
The ingredients are good!
So, is it over?
Wait a minute!
There's still a salad bar over there!
What's a salad bar?
It's a Thai cutlet with soy sauce, mentaiko, mayonnaise and miso mixed together.
It's a lettuce wrapped crepe mixed with vinegar rice.
It's an original Murashige crepe!
What does it taste like?
I think it's delicious.
It's so good!
It can't be!
The miso is so good!
It's good!
It's so good!
The result is...
The most delicious one is...
Team B!
It's so good!
Thank you!
Where is it?
The lettuce roll was the most delicious one.
Team C!
It's so good!
The lettuce roll was delicious, but...
There wasn't enough twist in it.
It was just delicious.
Team B only ate the lettuce roll!
Amazing!
This week's best magician is...
Ms. Tashima!
Why?
Ms. Tashima didn't know how to cook properly.
I thought your lips were beautiful.
You did it!
Ms. Tashima liked your lips.
She will give you a powerful punch!
After this, she will attack Ms. Nakanishi!
Let's watch Ms. Nakanishi's voice.
Even Ms. Naomi was quiet and embarrassed.
Ms. Nakanishi's voice was very powerful.
Our next guest is Ms. Sandwich Man!
The members are in high spirits!