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This is where we, apprentice magical girls go to, Tonkotsu Magical Girls Academy.
Today's teacher will be Tsuchihara-san's magical master.
I'm looking forward to talking with him!
A secret prank project for members!
Tsuchida-san, who won Best Finder Award,
will reveal the true faces of H.K.T. members in their early teens!
13 years old!
I'm about to cry!
Please look forward to it!
With this person here, any variety show will definitely be a blast!
Yay!
Let's welcome our guest!
Today's teacher is this person!
Ms. Tsuchida!
Today's guest is Ms. Tsuchida!
I've seen you on TV!
I'm sure you've seen me on TV before.
I'm H.K.T.'s cutest and funniest person, Shige Murashige!
You know, you look like you're about to get fat after eating.
I'm the second cutest person in the world, Ika Tanimura!
Maybe you're not the second cutest person in the world!
Is there anyone else you're curious about?
I'm the cutest person in the world.
Yeah, I know, it's fine.
I guess you don't like people who just show up out of nowhere.
My name is Akiyoshi-chan.
Akiyoshi-chan.
I'm a real child.
You know, I think I'm about the same age as my oldest daughter.
How old was she?
Second year in middle school.
First year in middle school.
First year in middle school?!
Yes.
I see, you're a daughter.
I see, you're a father.
You're a father?!
No, I'm a second year in middle school.
Oh, you're a second year in middle school?
Yes!
Yes, you're just like my son.
You're really a father!
But it's hard for my son.
A few days ago, I got a call from a teacher at school.
He said I can't go to high school at this rate.
So I went inside and said, "Get ready to work."
It's about time we go see the magic that won't make you angry no matter what you ask for!
Doctor! Doctor! I want you to get angry!
Huh?
Natsumika, confirm it!
Tsuchida-san is really angry, isn't he?
Yes, that's right.
But even if you do that, you won't get angry, will you?
Because it's the same as looking at a tomato and saying it's red.
It's the same thing.
He's a senior at Toshiara's motor school!
Yes, that's right.
In fact, he's been taking care of us when we've had a lot of trouble consulting in private.
It's nothing.
By the way...
Today...
What is it? What is it?
I have something from Toshiara-san.
I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want to hear it!
Good morning.
By the way, it's 12:14 in the afternoon.
Good morning.
No, it's quite early.
If I quit the AKB group, will it disappear immediately?
No! No!
So I replied, "Yeah, you're right."
Well, that and many other things.
Oh, and this program is also coming.
Thank you for your hard work.
From tomorrow, the recording of HKT's new program will begin.
I will be the MC, but #1 guest is DASHOW CLUB.
I'm too nervous and don't know what to do.
"Give me some advice," they said, so I replied.
There are three of you.
That's tough.
For now, don't force yourselves, but keep your distance.
Thank you for working with DASHOW CLUB.
I said, "You're welcome."
I think DASHOW CLUB has also made a breakthrough.
Am I really like that?
Everyone, please tell me about Sashihara's weaknesses.
Weaknesses? Wouldn't it be good?
They're not there!
You're not good at singing or dancing.
You're not good at being pretty, either.
There are a lot of weak points in social work.
There aren't any.
Social work is something everyone has to grow up with.
Then, Tatsumi, tell me about something you can't do.
Line of teeth?
That's because you're short.
Maybe it's because you're in the same age group as me.
I'm in the same age group as Sassy.
Sassy and I aren't in the same age group.
You're getting in there.
You're funny.
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
Chiyori.
For me, I'm good at timing things like "murashige" and "guigui".
Sometimes you just let it go, but how do you break your own wall?
That's where you have the courage and just go for it.
It might be easier to fix it if you just do it and then give up.
I'm pretty serious about this.
But you should do it.
If you just let her handle it...
Handle it?
If you just let her handle it and then say "but!"
She'll just go in with a higher tension.
She'll steal your talk.
Do you get nervous when you go out?
I don't get nervous.
You don't?
But I do get nervous!
But if you do that, I'll...
Anyone else?
Waka-chan.
When I looked up Tsuchida-san on Wikipedia and stuff,
there was a comedy comedian.
But Tsuchida-san doesn't do comedy.
She doesn't do one-shot comedy?
But there is comedy.
What?!
Really?!
I want to see it!
Then you girls do it too.
What is it?
"Point Getter".
Someone did it, right?
You cried?
That's right.
I also have one-shot comedy.
It's okay, it's okay.
Um...
Can I do it too?
I'll do it too.
You've grown up!
I'll do it with my image of a demon.
Demon?!
Here I go.
3, 2, 1...
It's okay, it's okay.
You're taking it all in, right?
I'm taking it all in.
As an idol, it's 0 points, but as a comedian...
It's amazing.
She's an idol.
H.K.T.40 and questionnaire survey...
“My family is like this”!
In this segment, we will show you what kind of family H.K.T. has raised for us and boast about your family!
That's a lie!
We don't have such a show!
Today's show is "Dad and Mom's All-round Show" by H.K.T.40 and Jittai Shichou!
Yay!
H.K.T. members will hold a family survey in secret.
We will expose the members' surprising faces that only you can see at home!
We have investigated even the smallest details.
For example, Sakura.
Sakura.
You were happy to receive chicken sashimi from your grandma in Kagoshima, weren't you?
Huh? Why? Do you know?
No, I'm asking you why you know! I'm trying to reveal our relationship!
I know everything!
The results of this survey will be released in quiz format!
Based on the hint, please guess who this person is!
Extremely timid person.
When she's alone, she always runs.
Runs?
What does that mean?
For example, when she's alone at night, she runs home.
Vagrant.
Vagrant? Is that so?
I think I know who it is.
In fact, she's like a baby in the house.
She always sleeps in the same bed as her mother, holding hands.
She's quite a spoiled child, so her friends like Mio and Akiyoshi...
When she's alone, she always runs.
When she's alone at night, she always sleeps in the same bed as her mother, holding hands.
It's Madoka!
The correct answer is Moriasu!
A cool grandma...
sleeping in the same bed as her mother, holding hands...
You have bad taste!
You have bad taste, grandma!
Grandma!
What does "run" mean?
Well, at night...
it's ugly, isn't it?
It's ugly!
So, when she's alone at night, she doesn't walk...
but runs home.
She runs home and holds hands with her mother.
How cute!
What does "s" mean?
She's watching "Tonkotsu Magical Girl Academy" on air...
worrying if my scene has been cut.
Is it Murashige?
What could it be?
Isn't it Anna?
She's clumsy!
She leaves everything she needs at home and runs home.
Who is it?
Haru-chan?
She makes French toasts well and gets excited...
and walks around the house with French toasts.
She's clumsy and good at cooking!
Who is this person?
Tomonaga!
Mio-chan, please come forward!
The answer is Tomonaga!
Mio-chan is...
I really don't like it!
...checking the broadcast while watching it. Are you worried?
Yes, I'm worried.
Really? I don't feel like it, though.
Like "Hyakate", I didn't want to be someone who's not there.
I see. You weren't able to appear in previous programs.
That's right. I was sitting like a dead person.
But you know, you have a bad eye sight.
I was trying to get up, but I couldn't.
I tried to get up in my room, but I couldn't.
I was told "You don't have to wake me up anymore."
Even though you came to wake me up?
I wanted to die.
Mom! Mom!
Mom, you must be having a hard time.
Also, when I'm being spoiled at home...
That's enough! Don't say it!
I call myself...
I won't say it! I didn't say it!
...Mio-tan!
She called herself "Mio-tan"!
We're on top of each other, saying "Mio-tan", but we're stuck together.
It's like a baby's words.
What is this?
I'm about to cry.
You can't cry. Why?
Don't cry, Mio-tan.
Try to be spoiled by me.
Mio-tan...
Today...
You got mad at me.
She is a rebellious person. She gets mad at me just by looking at my face.
Let's look at it together.
Did you get it?
One, two...
What is it?
It's correct!
The answer is pine tree.
She has a passion that she will never give up once she decides what she wants to do.
She is not confident in herself and her future and vision are not clear yet.
She might look cool when she is taking a step back from others.
But I think she has a passionate heart and motivation for her work.
She is looking at me.
When I look at you, you get mad at me.
That's why I am looking at you in secret.
You look like a stalker, but you look at me in secret.
Why do you look at my daughter in secret?
Are you looking at me through the car mirror?
You scared me!
Today's guest is Tsuchida from "The Best Father Show".
So we asked the members' dads about him.
Speaking of dads...
He is playing guitar for his dad.
He asked his dad about his daughter's performance on TV.
And he said...
I am sorry for my bad guitar playing.
He is good at playing guitar and he often performs for us.
You don't say that you are good at it.
I asked my father what he was happy about his daughter recently.
He sent me an email on Father's Day.
The content of the email is...
Dad, thank you always.
Please make a lot of money in the future.
Dado is strong-willed.
He is strong-willed.
I said it in a distant manner.
Next...
On the contrary of my father, there is a member I love.
That is...
Wakatabe.
She is young.
She is the daughter of Wakatabe of "DIET HAWKS".
I know you.
You are 14 years old, right?
Thank you.
I know you very well.
I am 14 years old, too.
We are the same age.
The other day, on this show, you said that your ideal man is someone like your father.
Your father said...
There is no man like me.
He said that to you.
What?
My father is cute.
But you have a good parent-child relationship.
I am irritated.
I am happy about it.
You are amazing.
Unfortunately, my father has a very cold person in him.
That is...
Natsumikan.
He is a middle-aged man.
I knew it.
Natsumikan's father has a problem with his father.
What?
After joining "HKT48", we don't have much time together.
When my father says something to me, I say...
You are annoying!
Get out of here!
and I send him away.
Get out of here!
Tsuchida-san, what should I do to make my daughter like me?
I am sincere.
You should change your father's way of thinking.
He doesn't like you saying "You are annoying!"
That's right.
If you say "house", he says "Make a house! Make a house!"
Where is my house?
You are annoying!
You are annoying! I will be quiet! I will be quiet!
Recently, you are often depressed thinking back on your own words and actions. It seems like you have learned to reflect on yourself.
You have a strange behavior at home.
Strange behavior?
For example, you suddenly scream while reading a manga.
Who is that?
Other than that, you challenge your father to a fight in a sumo match.
Who is that? That's scary!
Do you know who it is, Ai-chan?
The one next door, Murashige-chan.
Correct!
The correct answer is Murashige!
What about you screaming while reading a manga?
I was reading a romance manga and I started to feel nervous.
Eh, you scream when you feel nervous?
Woohoo!
You are annoying! I will be quiet!
Even your father is worried about you.
But you know, you start to feel nervous.
Every survey says you are excited.
Eh?
When I went out for dinner with my family for the first time in a while,
I was excited.
Until we got to the restaurant, I was playing tag with my sisters.
Eh, you are excited!
Until we got to the restaurant, you were playing tag!
Eh, you are excited!
Other than that, I asked my father what kind of daughter she is.
He takes great care of his family.
She is a really kind girl.
Her parents might be stupid, but that's how she is.
Eh, you are excited!
Next, there are people who have a big gap in their family.
There are people who are completely different.
I was surprised, too.
That's...
Tani!
Report from your family...
At home, you become quiet.
And you often get depressed.
Every time you go out on the veranda alone and talk about various things.
But when you come back, you pretend like nothing happened.
You probably try not to worry your parents.
Why do you always go out on the veranda?
It's okay!
I always go out on the veranda!
It's okay? Why, why?
Do you ever get depressed at home?
Well...
Because of Aoi.
What makes you depressed?
Eh, normally...
Um...
It's not a failure, but...
Um...
A little...
Um...
Talking and hanging out and stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah! I don't like it!
Eh...
Aoi's tears are flying!
No, my parents are watching me!
Yeah, of course.
But recently, my daughter has changed.
She can speak better.
Eh!
That's great!
She's gotten a little cuter.
Her personality has gotten more firm.
And she can now go in the bath.
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
She always hated taking a bath,
but recently, no matter how late it is,
she can now go in the bath.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I want to go home!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
My daughter doesn't tell me
what show she's on.
She doesn't like me pointing out things.
Ah, I see.
Ah, I don't want my parents to watch TV.
My room is really dirty.
Eh?
I hate it.
I hate it when cute girls say their rooms are dirty.
I hate it.
"My mom's example is like a garbage can." "Eh?"
"Before I leave my lunchbox in the corner of my room after work." "Eh?"
"It's not a garbage can, it's the nature of fresh garbage." "It's fresh garbage."
Who doesn't tell their mom about their show and their room is dirty?
"It's Love-tan." "Eh?"
Ai-chan?
The correct answer is "Ota."
Has anyone been to Love-tan's house?
Yes.
How was it, Taku-chan?
It was really pretty.
Ai-chan's single life.
You say you've made your single life much prettier.
How about your family?
Well...
I can't open the door.
Eh?!
What do you mean?
Well...
There's a door like this.
It only opens up to here.
So I go in like this,
And I take out my clothes for the next morning,
And I change in the living room.
Eh?!
It's that dirty?
Yes.
By the way, I asked my mom if she would like her daughter to move to HKT48.
Since we live apart, we don't talk much anymore.
But I'm more than happy to see my daughter active through the screen.
She makes time and comes back home.
When I'm away from work,
She washes the dishes for me.
She does the laundry for me.
She helps me with the housework for me.
She's always there for me.
She's the kindest mother in the world.
But mom, there's another way of looking at it.
She goes around the room in her underwear.
She doesn't care who's there.
I don't care.
You don't care?
There's glass in the living room.
The door of the living room.
And I put my butt on it.
Why are you talking like that?
I'm moved.
Are you moved?
This week's best magician is...
She's grown up in this show.
Chiyori Nakanishi!
Yes!
Thank you!
Chiyori Nakanishi gets her second power brooch!
She did it!
HKT48 challenges a cooking battle!
A gourmet guest's hot pot miso soup
turns into an exquisite dish!
I'm going to cover myself with more and more Murashiri.
Oh, I can't see Murashiri anymore!
I can't see Murashiri anymore!
If Nakanishi-san does something to you, you can't see Murashiri anymore!