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This is Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin located in Hakatan, behind the magic school.
The apprentice mahou shoujo girls come here to become first class mahou tsukai.
Sashihara-san of center mahou tsukai, what kind of teacher will you bring today?
Yuka-chan, are you practicing a new mahou?
What is it?
Can I try it?
Try it, try it.
I got it!
I'm Tonkotsu Sugika Rin!
Oh, Miyo-chan, you look good!
This is what happens when you have long arms and legs.
Nice.
Madoka is...
Huh?
Don't you think I'm weird?
I can't get through to her.
Hi, I'm Madoka Moriasu.
Let's do it again today!
The average age of 15 year olds will learn interesting mahou!
Let's go!
The average age of 15 year olds will learn interesting mahou!
Today's teacher is a teacher who is very popular from children to the elderly!
Today's teacher is this person!
Today's teacher is the popular duo Kaukau-san!
Today's guest is Kaukau-sensei!
Do you know about HKD?
Of course I know!
Really?
I know about her!
Really?
What do you know about her?
There is an R-1 Grand Prix and she challenged HKD in that press conference!
I see!
She went to the third round!
That's amazing!
Shouji Urakami went to the second round!
Really?
He is winning by a large margin!
That's amazing!
Let's try not to get angry at our guest!
Hakatan, Hakatan, I want you to not get angry!
He's laughing! He's laughing!
He's been laughing since the beginning.
A super popular duo for 20 years.
By the way, how did you make your debut?
I made my debut in Yoshimoto's kindergarten.
In Osaka's kindergarten.
I was in 12th grade.
Who's in 12th grade?
In 12th grade...
Koyabuka.
I see!
And below that...
I do tutorials, burritos, and mayonnaise.
Wow!
I'm in charge of my own business.
That's amazing!
You're in that age range.
Most of the popular comedians are younger than me.
So you're a footballer, Goto?
Of course!
He's younger than me!
If I buy him juice, he comes to buy it for me.
Wow!
But he's so popular, I won't say it again.
When you're so popular on TV,
don't you feel frustrated?
I don't feel frustrated.
I just don't watch it.
I can't watch it anymore.
I watch Discovery Channel at home.
I don't see any comedians in the gym.
That's true.
He's so popular in the gym!
Yes!
I love boxers so much.
Me too!
My heart is beating so fast right now.
Your heart is already beating so fast.
I don't know how to do it, but...
I'm so happy!
I love weight training, too!
Tell me about it!
You have to tell me about it!
Can you ask me if I have any new jokes?
I'm asking you!
Since you're here,
we'll show you the H.K.T. version of "Atarimae Taisou".
Why are you crying?
If you can do it, please smile.
Please tell us about the new jokes you made for this show.
It's time for "Atarimae Taisou" H.K.T. version.
Let's do it!
Atarimae
Atarimae H.K.T.
Atarimae H.K.T. version.
Low common sense h.k.t. Fighting over sweets in the dressing room
Low common sense h.k.t. First place in the general election
Low common sense h.k.t.
Low common sense h.k.t. First place in the general election
As expected, you're going to win the first place in the general election, aren't you?
It's the voice of the whole nation.
Here, the members will show their own ideas of "obvious measures".
First of all, these two.
Natural, natural, natural measures
Even though I'm 12 years old, my nickname is boss.
Low common sense h.k.t.
Oh, good!
You're using your current low voice right away.
That's great!
I'm often called "boss" by people.
I'm 20 years old, but I'm still called "boss".
Next up is "natural measures" by Arai Nakanishi.
Natural, natural, natural measures
I can't see if I close my right eye and then my left eye.
obvious measures
I look like an idiot when I open my arms and legs
That's funny!
That's great!
That's good!
That's great! It's funny to be in the basic version of "obvious measures".
That's great!
Everyone, your voice is low.
Tada is also famous for being the number one gagger in comedy world.
Yoshi, you have your own imitation game, don't you?
That's right. I draw a picture and make a joke by myself.
Is it "Tanaka Gakuen-san"?
"Tanaka Gakuen-san"?
I made a mistake! I'm sorry!
It's "Tanaka Gakuen-san"!
"Tanaka Gakuen-san" is like...
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?
"Tanaka Gakuen-san" is like...
I made a miracle first one.
Thank you for saying that.
When do you come up with a gag?
I don't come up with a gag. I just think of a gag.
I stay in my room and think of a gag.
You are doing a bright gag by yourself.
I do a bright gag, but when I think of a gag, I do like this.
I have a funny gag.
I have a lot of funny gags.
Murashige will do a gag in front of the judge.
Mentaiko (pollock roe)
Why are you laughing?
If you slide too much, you'll laugh too much.
Wait a minute. I really want to fix this.
I'm happy!
It's like "gomen taiko".
It's something you can usually use.
"Gomen taiko, don don".
"Konna watashi de yokarou mo".
Hashiru-san, please apologize.
"Gomen taiko, don don".
"Konna watashi de yokarou mo".
That's good!
That was a beautiful poem.
I don't have a gag, so please give me one.
Wait a minute.
She always says she wants a gag.
I got a gag from Dachon Club.
A gag called "Point Getter".
I said I'd do it, and I cried because I didn't like it.
So you don't have a gag yet, do you?
That's right. I don't have anything.
So like before, you can arrange a gag for "gomen taiko".
You can do that kind of work.
So you have something you have.
Is there anything you want to do?
I really don't have anything.
Isn't there a self-introduction gag?
Please look at the catchphrase for now.
Will you make me smile?
Thank you!
Will you make me smile?
I'm Miyako and my name is Tomonaga Miya.
Can I think about it from here?
I see.
There's a common one.
"Something long, something long, Tomonaga".
What is "long"?
"Same length", "legs long"
"Same length", "legs long", "Tomonaga"
And my face
"Same length", "legs long", "Tomonaga" "And my face"
You're trying so hard to make it longer.
I want to lick you.
What?
You're going to pick it up?
I want to lick you like candy.
You scared me! Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I'm going to pick up the diamond too.
You two, are you done?
Yes!
Okay, Akiyoshi-chan!
Yes!
Tell me about the celebrity you hate.
Akiyoshi-chan!
Akiyoshi-chan, say it properly!
Nice to meet you!
She's crazy, isn't she?
There are people you hate or don't get along with.
N-Style...
N-Style!
N-Style...
Yes.
Inoue-kun.
Most of them.
There must be a reason for that.
Does everyone use Twitter?
No, we don't.
I see, you don't.
But Inoue-kun...
I said it.
Thank you for letting me say it.
Normally, everyone would say...
This is Kojimachi, right?
Kojimachi has finished.
Next is Shiodome.
You would say things like that, right?
I would.
But Inoue-kun, in that case...
Kojimachi has finished.
Now, shall we go to Shiodome?
Are you satisfied with that?
I don't want you guys anymore!
I don't want you anymore!
The magic taught by Kaukau-sensei is...
"Hitokoto"!
In "Hitokoto", we will use a 50-yen box with a ball with one letter of hiragana written on it.
Yoshi-san will read out the first word of hiragana that comes out of one letter of hiragana, and we will show it off on the spot!
First, Sensei will show us how it's done!
It's not that big of a deal.
To
So
Between you and the sky
Is there a point or anything like that?
This is...
effort.
Is it okay if it's just a few lines?
It's okay if it's just a few lines?
This topic is about when you won first place in a general election!
Then, let's start the HKT Challenge!
Who are you?
As expected!
Where did you get your energy from?
Murashige-san.
Anyway, let's go!
What do we do?
Remember that you won first place.
To
General election
To
I'm relieved!
Okay, okay!
Next up...
Murashige-chan!
Please step forward.
It's scary when the hurdle rises, so I'll go first.
You can do it!
Okay!
General election
So
Can I get paid enough to buy sauce?
You can!
You can get paid for this!
I'm glad!
OK, Haruppi!
Let's do it!
A word of general election!
So
Boring, isn't it?
I'll be first!
Next is Waka-chan!
OK!
A word of general election!
So
Yes, I'm Waka Waka Haruka!
Next is Cap!
A word of general election!
Chi
I'm Chihiro!
Let's do it!
A word of general election!
So
My desire won't stop!
Even if you win first place!
I want more!
Next is Aoi-chan!
Can you do it?
No, I can't!
A word of general election!
E
You can do it!
I'm glad I can smile!
You can do it!
Meigen! Meigen!
Here we go!
Say something after winning the general election!
"Fu"!
You can do it! You can do it!
"Fu"!
"Fu" came out!
You did it! You did it!
Sakura!
Yes!
Here we go!
Say something after winning the general election!
E
This is Ecmo!
E
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed!
Don't be embarrassed!
Here we go!
Say something after winning the general election!
No
I hate "no" style!
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed!
What did you say?
Natsumi!
Yes!
Say something after winning the general election!
"Sa"!
This is my first "center"!
Great!
If you haven't said it yet, say it now!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Say something after winning the general election!
"No"!
Are you going to curse me?
What did you say?
What's wrong with you?
Do you want me to curse you?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Say something after winning the general election!
"Mo"!
Mo...mo...mo...mo...mou...mou muri desu! (Impossible!)
What did you say?
Mou muri desu! (Impossible!)
Let's do it one more time!
Say something after winning the general election! "Ku"!
Ku...
Ku... Go for it!
Eat. You can do it.
You're embarrassing.
That's enough.
You have to eat five times in a row.
It's difficult.
You're good.
It's okay.
Thank you.
Don't be shy.
Don't cry.
Do you want to eat one more?
Let's eat one more.
- I'm totally fine! - It's frustrating, isn't it? - All right!
I'm glad you're frustrated.
Say something to win first place in the general election.
It's not okara! It's okara!
- That's good! - That's good!
I'm grateful for your strength of withdrawal.
Now, now, is it a bomb?
Say something to win first place in the general election.
Cut!
My hair is growing, is it okay?
Wonderful! Wonderful, everyone!
And now, it's over!
Huh? Sassy...
Sassy, let's say it.
Let's win first place in the general election!
First place, please!
And now, let's see who won first place in the general election!
Wait, I haven't won a single one yet!
First place is different!
Say something to win first place in the general election!
Cut!
Cut... Cut... Cut...
I can't do it anymore!
You can't?
I can't.
But...
I know!
Say something to win first place!
Cut!
Cut it out!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
This week's best magician is...
Okada!
Thank you, Okada!
Okada, you were really good.
I'm happy...
These aren't tears of frustration, but tears of happiness.
That's good, that's good.
It's like a general election comment.
That's a good comment!
Good luck, Okada won!
Yes, it's over, but...
Yes...
After this, you'll be punished for only watching!
Yes, it's over, but...
Yes, well...
Of course, I was happy to experience "chan-chan".
I was watching it on TV, so I didn't think I would be on this side.
Chii-chan's "chan-chan" was really cute!
Yes, it was beautiful!
Chii-chan!
It was fun!
It was funny!
"Like an idiot"!
It was funny!
It was like an idiot!
Like an idiot!
Everyone is wearing a cat, right?
"HKT48 Detailed Investigation"!
"Hand in Hand Networking"!
Together with Tsuchida-san, the members show their honest sides!
She's the world's kindest mother in the world!