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This is Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin in Hakatan, the land of magic.
The girls go there to become first-class magicians.
What kind of wonderful teacher will the center magician, Sassy, bring us today?
- One... - One...
- Two... - Two...
- Three... - Three...
- Four... - Four...
- Huh? - Boring!
- Why can't a magical girl do push-ups? - I don't know what you're talking about!
- Hey, you're slacking off again! - Gah! I'm sorry!
Hakatan Minimal!
Don't make me small!
I'm sorry! Forgive me!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Stop it!
Captain, don't underestimate me!
- Have you ever been in love? - Have you ever been happy in life?
Many people who are riding now...
- I feel sorry for you... - No, not at all!
...are cornered by 15-year-old girls of all ages!
Is my condition that lonely?
♪ I want to give you my both hands ♪
♪ Just thinking about you ♪
♪ It's sweet, but it doesn't have any taste ♪
♪ Wonderful! ♪
Today's teacher is a super popular person who is riding a ride now.
She is called "Gundam" by the number of viewers of TV just by seeing her.
Let's welcome today's teacher.
She is a person who does not hold people's hearts and do not speak.
She is Ms. Okamoto.
Today's guest is Ms. Kayoko Okubo.
Ms. Kayoko Okubo is very popular.
It's hard for you to say that.
No, it's not like that.
No, you have a bad will.
No, it's not like that at all.
But you can raise the hurdle.
No, I like you.
Who? Who?
I like you.
So, who?
My name is Okamoto.
I like you, too.
Who? Who? Who?
Why do you all speak in the same way?
My name is Murashige, who is the cutest and most interesting person in HKT.
Oh, you have a bad will.
I think you will say that again and again.
Yes!
Did you know about HKT, Ms. Okubo?
I knew their name and I heard them singing in a live broadcast yesterday.
I thought, "Oh, they are singing."
Thank you very much.
As I expected, Ms. Sashihara did not raise her foot suddenly.
I'm older than you.
Thank you.
I don't think it's easy for an idol to be surrounded by young people in their 20s.
I wonder what it is.
To be honest, I'm 42 years old.
How old is your mother?
She's 30 years old.
Who is the youngest among us?
She's 35 years old.
My mother is 15 years old.
She's 15 years old.
That's right.
Even if you're surrounded by children, you'll be fine.
Can you think of a person like Ms. Okuo as your mother?
Well...
She's my friend.
No?
That's impossible.
I can't be friends with you.
But I'm happy.
We can talk.
Really?
By the way, you look like you can get along with her at first glance.
Me?
Wait a minute.
I don't have many friends who come to me.
Basically, I don't have any.
Friends...
How about you, Kiyoshi?
She's 12 years old.
By the way, you look like a simple girl.
You make me feel secure.
You look primitive.
That's right.
You look like gravel.
You look like gravel!
You don't look like you're being protected.
That's right.
Fans of Kiyoshi, please calm down.
Are you okay with me supporting you?
But I think I'm Kiyoshi.
You did it!
Are you happy, Kiyoshi?
I'm happy.
Please be my friend.
That's impossible.
Kiyoshi is 12 years old.
It's time for magic.
No matter what guests say, they can't get angry.
Please don't get angry.
Idiot, idiot.
I don't want you to get angry.
Bye!
Wow!
Does it have a burr?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't, does it?
I wonder if it works magic. Try it, Tsumikan.
Ms. Okoga, don't you get told that you look like Namazu sometimes?
Did she just call me "Namazu"?
Maybe I do look like Namazu.
It's been 20 years since your debut, and you're taking a break again.
I think I'm getting there.
I heard that if you get there, your viewership will go up.
But I don't like that.
Why not?
Like, "Ms. Sashihara, you have a number, so get out of there."
Oh, it'll go up.
It'll go up.
What if it doesn't go up?
Yeah, like "what if it doesn't go up?"
But this show is...
Will your viewership go up?
It went up, and now it's going up and up.
Yay!
How many episodes?
20 episodes!
Wow!
What kind of show is this?
It's been 20 years.
Here's my first question.
What did you want to be, Ms. Namazu?
Ms. Okoga, what did you want to be?
My classmate, Ms. Mitsura...
Yeah, we went to the same elementary school.
And we happened to be in the same area, and she asked me if I wanted to join a comedy club.
Ms. Mitsura invited you, didn't she?
I think she did, at first.
Are you good friends with Ms. Mitsura?
This is hard.
We're all in a group, and we're together all the time.
So while we're together all the time, I wonder if she'll die.
I've thought about it about twice.
I think about it all the time.
But there are times when I like it when I do it over and over again.
It's different from family, and it's special.
Who do you want to be when you die, Natsumi?
When I die?
It's not that big of a deal, but I've thought about keeping quiet for a bit.
Who, who, who?
Murashige.
She comes out too much, so I think it's better to aim for when you think you can do it.
She only comes out when you think you can do it?
Everyone is waiting for that moment.
You're amazing.
You're 12 years old, right?
I'm 12 years old?!
You're amazing!
I'm cute, so you'll let me, right?
Shut up!
So that's how it is.
Until three years ago, it was all-l.
When I first came out, about ten years ago, it wasn't a break, but I came out on tv while doing all-l.
There was a character called Okubo-san of all-l.
You also do all-l?
Yeah, and I ended up doing it until about three years ago.
Really?!
So you work normally?
So you're really popular in the office and stuff?
Office love!
I admire you! Office love!
You know, I basically have an unhappy face, right?
Well, it's not a happy face.
It's not a happy face.
Excuse me.
Be careful, be careful.
What is it?
Um, what is all-l?
I'm sorry!
When I first came out, I was like this.
I didn't know if it was a system error or something like that.
"ol" is like "office lady" in English.
"office lady"?
"office lady".
You know "office", right? And "lady" is a woman.
That's "ol".
Did you get it?
I got it! Thank you!
I used to be a "phone receptionist".
Receiving calls from customers.
Receiving calls?
Yes, receiving calls and answering questions.
When you receive a call like that, you're angry, right?
Yes, I'm angry.
How do you calm yourself down?
First of all, I get angry and get angry, so I let out all of that person's anger or complaints.
But I try not to interrupt their conversation.
As a company, I'm sorry, but I can't ask for customers' requests.
But for me personally, it's very painful.
Thank you!
If you were in my shoes, you'd be shaking.
What do you think about it?
Hang up the phone.
What is it?
She has a great sense of smell.
Wow!
People who look at me and want me to work hard, or people who are in the same situation, or people who aren't married yet.
Maybe if I get married, I'll suddenly lose my sense of smell.
Yeah, if you get married, you'll be like, "What?"
No, it's more like, "Even though you're married, you should be happy."
That's right!
In this world, only people like that pay attention.
Mr. Okubo, why did you give up on marriage?
I haven't given up.
I still have a desire for marriage.
That's very rude of you.
For how many years have you been living alone?
Are you worried about me?
I think you're lonely.
You're still living with your family, right?
That's right. I moved here when I was 18 and have been living alone for 24 years.
24 years?!
Poor you!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! It's okay!
Even after 24 years, when I get home, it's cold and dark at home.
That's right. When I get home, my mom is there, cooking me a hot meal.
When I wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning,"
don't you feel lonely that no one is calling you?
Huh? Are you that lonely when you wake me up?
Or are you just not aware of it?
When you wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning," but when you say "shin," don't you feel like crying?
Don't you feel like crying?
Um...
A crow was crying.
Don't you feel like crying?
Um... Have you ever been in a relationship?
Um...
You're 42 years old.
42 years old and you've never been in a relationship with a man.
Isn't it strange?
But I haven't been in a relationship yet.
Me neither.
What are you talking about?
How old are you?
12 years old.
12 years old, right?
You're 42 years old.
Then you should go out with him.
Among members of HKT, who seems to get married late?
There are dozens of members.
But you're still young.
I'm sure I'm young.
How old do you think you are?
I'm about 23 years old.
But I was about 23 years old, too.
What?
But Sasshi may be late.
Is it true?
It's his job.
Why are you trying to go in that direction?
We'll announce the ranking of members of HKT, who seems to get married late.
The third place is...
Morias!
I'm Sanada.
Why do you look pretty and excited?
The reason is...
Aoi!
I like human observation.
I want to find the bad points of men.
I see.
If you look closely, you'll see that he's not good at getting married.
Calm down.
What are the bad points of men?
I don't like sloppy men.
I don't like people who snore.
There are many types of men I don't like.
That's strict.
He's too beautiful.
I can't get along with him.
I don't like him as a woman.
I like him when he's drunk.
I like him when he's drooling.
Do you like him that much?
Do you want to get married today?
I don't like him that much.
You like him now, don't you?
Yes, I like him now.
The second place is...
Kodama!
I'm Haruki.
Why?
She doesn't seem interested in marriage.
That's right.
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
You're 16 years old.
I thought I was 16 years old.
I didn't know much about love.
You read girls' manga and watched dramas and admired them.
I didn't think it would be like this.
What do you think of this second place result?
I didn't think you'd be interested in it.
What do you think of this second place result?
WAKA.
Why?
I'm not WAKA, either.
Why?
WAKA is very strict at home.
She cleans the house and does housework.
She's strict.
On the contrary, she's so perfect that she can't get married.
I think she'll stop my salary.
She's strict.
If you're going to get married, you should marry WAKA.
But I don't want you to date her.
I want you to marry her as a souvenir.
WAKA, WAKA, WAKA.
You're so young, but you're already like that.
I think men can't keep up with me because I'm too rough.
I feel like I'm not a man.
But my mom is happy to get married and I'm happy now.
I want to get married and be happy.
Really? Do you want me to date you and kick you out?
I'll take you as a souvenir.
I don't know why I'm so sexy and sexy.
As I said earlier, she's strict with men.
When I see a man at the scene like this, I definitely look at him with a nasty eye.
I look at him with that eye no matter what we're talking about.
I see.
That's amazing.
Once you go through it, you don't think about it anymore.
Life looks fun.
Thank you.
Are you making fun of me?
I'll take you as a souvenir from now on.
You don't have to look at me like that.
I'm H.K.T.48 and I'm too sexy.
People call me "danchi-zuma".
But I'm worried about it. I'm only 15 years old.
It's true that "danchi-zuma" is sexy.
Why is that?
Your face looks a little old.
It's time for the magic to end in Okinawa.
Please ask us more powerful questions.
Sakura.
You don't have a cute face.
You're independent.
Are you happy in life?
Yes.
Little girl!
You look like you're going to faint.
I'm okay.
Don't worry. I'm okay.
Don't you have anything to say to Okubo?
You've been getting a lot of money all by yourself, right?
How many yen do you have?
Oichan!
Oichan, if you say that with an innocent face, I think you should answer something.
I won't answer you.
I won't answer you about your savings.
I'm sorry, Oichan.
But you have a lot of money, don't you?
You have a lot of money.
Okay, question!
Okubo has a smooth skin despite his age.
You don't have to say it.
I think you also care about your skin.
But...
But?
Yes.
I have a lot of money, but I have a lot of savings.
I have a lot of money and I have a lot of beauty treatment.
And...
I think I'm in love.
Love?
What makes you independent?
Yes!
The listener is listening with a straight face.
I feel sorry for you.
Wait a minute.
Don't cry about me.
Don't cry.
Wait a minute.
I think you're a sad person.
Not at all!
Did you get it?
Yes!
Okubo-san, do you think you are an entertainer?
Yes, I do.
Do you know "Ippatsu-gei" or something like that?
Yes, I've never seen it.
It's hard to show you.
This is not "gei" but you can use it.
Okubo-sensei will teach sexy "Ippatsu-gei" to HKT48.
Sexy shower.
Have a nice day.
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
Is it true or not?
Do you always shower like that?
Yes, I do.
You can show your sexiness here, right?
Can you show it with "puha"?
Please show it with "puha".
I said "have a nice day" with "puha" but you can start with "ha" or anything you like.
Who can do it the best?
Can you do it?
I'll try it.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Go for it!
12-year-old Yuka Akiyoshi will challenge sexy shower.
Be sexy.
Go for it!
Let's brush our teeth.
Hey!
It's not the first time, is it?
There is someone who can do it best.
Who is it?
Ota-san.
Veteran Ota challenges sexy shower.
Nice angle.
Nice.
Erotic.
Nice.
Toothpaste.
Hey!
Sexy!
How was it?
Well done!
Toothpaste, erotic, sexy!
Ms. Mokubo, how was it today?
Everyone was worried about me.
I'll do my best.
Go for it!
I'll do my best.
This week's best magician is...
Thank you!
Akiyoshi, a 12-year-old who attacked a 42-year-old innocently.
She got a powerful brooch which increases her magical power.
Next episode is "Kaukon".
I'm like an idiot.
Everyone tries to do their best.
However...
Go for it!
For some reason, Okada is in a hurry.
After this, we'll have a reflection session just by watching.
How was it today?
Chi-chan, what are you reflecting on?
What did you do?
What did you do this time?
Were you there today?
I was behind you.
I was doing "gui gui" myself, but I couldn't see around me.
But you said "I can't see around me, so I'll do my best to see around me."
I was very impressed at that time.
I see.
Well...
Are you crying?
No, I'm not!
Don't go. Take care of yourself.
You smell like blue.
Drink your tea.
When you do "gui gui" like Chiori and Murashige, it's better for men to be quiet, right?
Yes, men usually chase and catch women.
They want to hunt, so it's not good for women to go in easily.
Chiori, what do you think?
I was stabbed.
Is it cheap?
Your face is cheap.