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This is Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin in Hakatan, the land of magic.
The magical girls go there to become first-class magicians.
What kind of wonderful teacher will the center magician, Sassy, bring us today?
- Belle-chan! - Yes?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You're always up-to-date, aren't you? - Really?
Then I hope you can speak a little faster.
Good morning, Kurin!
Hey! Belle, what are you doing?
Oh, well, I'll do it slowly, too!
It's getting slow...
All right, all right, I've said enough.
Oh, but I have to put it back.
One, two, back to normal!
Huh?
What should I do? It's not coming back.
Back to normal!
I've completely lost it.
Huh? What's wrong with me and myself?
I don't think the magic is coming back.
Oh, if you're going to bring back the magic, the captain should do it.
Captain!
Captain, please!
- It's back! - It's back!
- Belle-chan!
Yes! I'm Hakata's captain, Anai Chihiro! Nice to meet you!
On average, 15-year-old magicians learn impersonation magic from corrupted teachers like penguins!
With impersonation magic, HKT48's face is destroyed!
I'll send you an email!
♪ Just thinking about you ♪
♪ Makes me feel like I can fly with all my strength ♪
♪ Living is wonderful ♪
♪ Let's go again today; I love you, I love you ♪
Now, this time's teacher is a legendary super big guy.
Wow!
It is a legend teacher who uses the best kamiwaza magic in the entertainment world that can change just like any other person.
Wow!
So let's welcome him right away.
Today's teacher is this person.
Wow!
I'm Mikawa.
Today's guest is Mikawa Kenichi-san!
No, it's not!
Hey!
No, it's not!
It's Korokke-san!
Yes, hello!
The second teacher is Korokke-sensei!
This time, he's a super big guy!
Wow!
A big guy!
He's a big guy, really!
A big guy!
He's a big guy!
Mikawa-san!
My name is H.K.G.'s Murashige!
I'm the cutest and most interesting person!
Yay!
I'm Tanima Ika! Remember me!
Yes!
Wow!
But it's good, right?
Young people should be energetic like this, right?
Today, I'd like you to find me a good magician.
Thank you!
Didn't you come here because you were at school earlier?
Yes!
Together!
Right!
Yes!
Actually, he's still an inexperienced magician.
But there's only one magic that can be used by the guests.
What is it?
Haruppi!
Yes!
A magic that won't make the teacher angry no matter what you say.
Call "don't be angry" for him!
Yes!
Haka-tan, Haka-tan! I want you to not be angry!
Sensei, did you cast a spell that doesn't make you angry?
No, it's not that easy for me...
Croquette!
Oh, what's with you? You're making me angry!
Oh, you did it! You did it! You did it!
You did it!
I'm relieved!
Can't I just call you normally?
No, no, I'm relieved!
Even though you've worked so hard up until now!
I'm sorry!
Now that Croquette-sensei has cast a spell that doesn't make you angry,
let's learn more about Sensei first!
33 years of experience!
Amazing!
That's amazing!
By the way, what made you debut?
On an audition show on Japanese TV, there was a show called "Oharai Star Birthday",
and I appeared in it!
And then, in about half a year, I was able to appear on TV!
Wow!
Wow! In half a year?!
I was lucky!
The show you mentioned earlier, we weren't born yet, so we don't know much about it,
but it was like a comedy show like "Toryumon", and I appeared in "Tunnels",
"Koyanagi", "Tom", and "Dantan" too!
What?!
It was a great show!
What kind of story was it about?
At first, it was about mobile phones, and now it's about impersonation!
If you don't mind, can you do one thing for me?
One thing?
I want to see it!
What is it?
Here, we will show you an impersonation that Ms. Korokke did when she debuted!
Okay! Then, it's Hiromi Iwasaki's "Cinderella Honeymoon"!
Wow!
I will deliver it in three times the speed!
Okay! Here you go!
Wow!
So cute!
Can I say we look alike?
What I'm doing is not like Iwasaki.
What I'm doing is a different creature.
Who has a question?
Me!
Then, Haruppi!
I have a bad speech and can't speak well.
Is there anything I can imitate?
If you have a bad speech,
you can imitate how K-pop girls speak.
Say "tomo konnichiwa" and say "tomo, konnichiwa".
Wow!
Let's try it.
"tomo, konnichiwa".
That's before the bad speech.
So, don't say "do".
"tomo".
"konnichiwa".
Someone asked you "how is Japan?"
"Japanese? I love it".
Yes, you can say it.
Do you like Japan?
Yes, I love it.
Did you say "someone from the Shoujo era"?
Yes!
I said "someone from the Shoujo era".
"Someone from the Shoujo era".
You did it!
Thank you!
I did it!
Yes!
"Super excessive deformation".
I'll tell you a secret about my imitation.
Rather than singing,
it's between singing and singing.
It's too much.
It's too much between singing and singing.
That's right.
For example,
excessive deformation
about you
You do it like that?
I do it like that.
You exaggerate it to the limit.
Then, it's one of the imitation that no one does.
I see.
You always move your face a lot.
Don't you have muscle pain?
I don't have it anymore.
You get used to it.
There is a beauty magazine.
I don't have neck pain because of my age.
I heard that this is good.
You can put it like this.
You can put strength in your forearms.
I want to do something with my forearms.
You look like Tomosaka Rie-chan.
I'm Tomosaka Rie.
That's good.
It may be rude of me to ask you this.
Why do you make that weird face?
It's not a normal impersonation.
While I was doing it, I was only interested in making weird faces.
Even for Mikasa, I don't make that kind of face.
I don't make that kind of face.
I was making my own image.
Then, it got messy.
I see.
I'm often told that I look like Rena Torindo.
What do you think of it?
You don't look like her.
You don't look like Chucky.
Really?
You do!
Do you know Chucky?
I don't know.
You can make a full debut with her.
Really?
Her repertoire is more than 300.
Do you have a nickname you want to have?
Kei-chan, go ahead.
I have a nickname I like the most.
It's Tyrannosaurus.
I love it.
Tyrannosaurus?
I want to see it in real life.
Basically, a dinosaur has a big face.
So, it looks like this.
Let's take a picture.
Let's do it.
Anai will do a Tyrannosaurus impersonation.
The hand is there, right?
That's right.
From the face...
He looks sick.
It's difficult.
Do you have a new impersonation?
In front of Ms. Korokke, a popular singer will do a new impersonation.
I will do an impersonation of Asuda Mana-chan.
Yashiro Ii-chan, right?
Yes, I will do it.
Excuse me?
I'm Asuda Mana.
Ms. Korokke?
I'm Asuda Mana.
I like Asuda Mana-chan, so I think it was good.
When I call you "Ms. Korokke" in Mana-chan, I get a little nervous.
I have a favor to ask you.
I'd like to collaborate with you.
Collaborate?
Ms. Korokke's "Inoue Yosui" and my "Inoue Yosui"
I'd like to collaborate with you.
Nakanishi also appeals herself as a loser!
Collaborate with Ms. Korokke and Mr. Inoue Yosui!
What is it?
You look like a suspicious woman.
I'm sorry.
Then, Ms. Korokke and Chiori, please do a double "Inoue Yosui".
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Okay, let's do it.
One, two...
Summer has passed and the wind is morning.
My heart wanders in the summer.
How are you?
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm glad you're okay.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
Ms. Korokke, I'm sorry.
Can you wait for me for a moment?
Wait for you?
Just for a moment.
After this, I'll collaborate with Ms. Mikawa...
No!
Hey, guys.
I told you.
I have a more serious question for you.
What is it?
You know, I'm cute, so I'll lose.
I don't want to lose to you.
Think about it!
Okay!
Trainee magical girls have to ask rude questions to guests in order to become first-class magicians and stay in the cheering room even for a little while.
Then, let's have a teacher come back!
Come back!
Ms. Korokke!
I'll send you somewhere!
But, Mio.
You have to cast a spell again.
I have a more serious question for you.
Thank you!
Okay!
Hakatan, Hakatan, I hope you don't get angry.
Is it okay?
Did you cast a spell not to get angry?
I haven't been told anything yet.
I'm looking forward to it.
Isn't your face a little too big?
Is it?
I'm glad!
I say it myself, but it's been a while since I've been told by someone.
Now that you've been casted a spell not to get angry, do you have any more questions?
Yes!
I like your impersonation of Kintaro very much.
I want you to impersonate Kintaro.
What?
That's crazy!
Stop it! That's crazy!
Really?
Thank you!
I want to see it!
I'll impersonate Kintaro until he becomes Acchan.
You can do it! That's amazing!
Yes!
Stop it! That's crazy!
I'm so happy I can't speak.
Mio-chan!
Yes!
Um...how long is your face?
Wait a minute, Mio-chan!
I brought a meter.
What are you doing?!
Let me measure it!
You want me to measure it?
Yes!
Tomonaga, who is fully prepared, measures the length of Ms. Korokke's face.
Wow!
Thank you!
26.5 centimeters!
26.5!
I don't know what 26.5 is!
The next magic is "kurisotsu"!
Kurisotsu?
One more time!
Kurisotsu!
That's right!
Ms. Korokke!
If you can do this, anyone can become round!
Please teach me how to do it!
Yes!
People often ask me if I can do impersonations on TV shows!
It's hard for you to do it, isn't it?
Moripo, you look disappointed.
I can't do it.
You can't do it, can you?
So, I'll ask you to teach me how to do it.
Thank you!
Who can do "kurisotsu" first?
I'm from Hakata and I'm from Fukuoka.
It's Ms. Tetsuya Takeda!
"Kurisotsu"!
The first magic is Ms. Tetsuya Takeda!
You can become Ms. Takeda just by moving.
It's easy.
First, turn your head to the right twice.
To the right like this.
One, two.
Yes.
Now, turn your head to the left twice.
One, two.
Now, turn your head to the left once.
Now, turn your head to the front and press this big button with your chin.
Once.
Oh, I see!
That's right!
Now you can become Ms. Takeda!
I see!
I'll sing a song for you.
Please sing along with me.
I'd like to see it!
Are you ready?
Yes.
She is Ms. Takeda.
Now, I'll sing "okuru kotoba".
Here we go.
One, two...
In the city where darkness dwells...
In the light and shadows...
To you, who I love...
The words I want to say to you...
Oh, that's good!
It's funny!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good!
If you do this a lot, you can do it in a theater or something like that.
In a theater?!
Mr. Takeda wouldn't like it, though.
Next up is "Magic of Christmas".
The intermediate level is for Mr. Yun.
There's Mr. Yun, right?
Yes, yes, Mr. Yun, Mr. Yun.
Um...
Go through his nose and talk like this.
Huh?
You should do this.
Huh?
You're like...
WHAT?!
Then you get mad.
Huh?
And you get mad...
You laugh...
LAUGH?!
Right, right, right, right.
These are "voices", so they're hard to understand.
I'd like to give you three.
Parako is Moriasu Matsuoka.
And...
Moriama Hassuno.
I'll do my best!
You've decided on the song!
Let's try one at a time.
Ah.
That's sexy!
It's a little dull.
I can feel your sexiness.
Next up is Natchan.
Ah.
Eh.
Ah.
Oh.
That's exactly like you, Natchan!
You're not angry, are you?
Not at all.
Next up is Monipo.
Eh.
Ah.
Eh.
There's still a chance.
There's still a chance that it's "ah ah".
This is difficult.
The members' faces are going to change!
The last one to leave is Mori Shinichi!
You know when you sneeze, right?
When you sneeze...
When you sneeze, you cover your face.
So...
Do you know what I mean?
Let's check each other's faces.
You're good at this, Shinori!
That's good!
Is it similar?
It's similar!
Wait, Mori Shinichi, you can't do that face!
When you sneeze...
Let's do it again.
Everyone's faces...
That's good!
It's similar!
Iwasaki-san is in it.
What happens if you develop Mori Shinichi-san's face from just imitating his face?
If you're going to sing "Ofukoro-san"...
The moment you breathe in and sing, you make that face.
So you breathe in...
Oh, mother...
Who wants to give it a try?
How about Wata-chan?
The face you make the moment you sneeze.
That's good!
Can you do more?
A little more.
I feel like your eyes have changed.
The moment you sneeze...
I'm old!
Do you use muscles for your face?
That's right, you can't do it without muscles for your face.
I think my face will hurt a lot before I go to sleep.
Sakura, let's give it a try.
Show me.
I'll do my best.
Sakura-chan, please give it a try.
It's like a camel.
What?
I don't know what it is, but it's funny.
What is it?
Oh, that's good!
It's close, it's close!
So, we've finished our second performance.
How was it?
For me...
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I wish I could show my face more.
When I saw Sakura do her best...
I thought it would be fun to see her do her best.
I think I destroyed Ma-chan's face!
No, it was amazing!
Can you do it again for me?
No!
I can't do it!
Let's practice.
One, two...
Right, right...
Left, left...
Giving words...
Let's do it in the park.
Let's do it with everyone.
It was fun.
The pigeons, too.
Today, we learned some wonderful magic.
Ms. Koukei, how did you like it?
How was it?
Ms. Koukei, how was it?
Was it good?
So it was me!
I'm similar!
This week's best magician is...
Chiori Nakanishi, who showed off her skills in her impersonation!
She'll present you "Power Broach," which increases your magic power!
Super-celebrity magician Ms. Debbie will appear!
Why don't you have any special skills?
You don't have any imagination, do you?
Debbie and Ms. Koukei will play rock-paper- scissors!
Will Ms. Koukei's magic work on Debbie?