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What are you doing, Muramura?
The people's idol's medical magician, Sashihara, and 15-year-olds learn various magic to become famous in the entertainment world.
That is... Tonkotsu Magical Girl Academy!
Don't miss it!
This time, we'll teach you the magic of The Choclabs with all our hearts!
We finally got first place!
This is Tonkotsu Magical Girl Academy in Hakatan, the land of magic.
It's a school for first-class witches and apprentice magical girls.
What kind of wonderful teacher will Sashihara, the center magician, bring us?
Mentaiko!
Kyah! Please put me back!
Koitamme!
Thank goodness! I'm back!
No! They're telling you not to use mentaiko magic!
Spen! Shut up!
What are you guys doing?!
Sashihara!
As expected of you, center magician! You appear in a different way!
Wow! The editing on TV is amazing!
Mosaic!
Hey, Sashihara! It's such a rare opportunity for us to do this show, so please don't use mosaic magic!
As you can see, I have a magic wand that I can use for editing.
So please make sure you listen to me!
Sashihara! Please put me back!
Koitamme!
Oh! I'm back!
Now, we're going to have our apprentice magicians teach us some wonderful magic!
So please work hard and become first-class witches!
Okay!
I want to skip, but my hands are heavy
I just think of you
Somehow I feel helpless and awkward
It's wonderful to live
Let's go again today and skip, skip
A.K.A. "T.F.A.N.C.E." Magic School Students!
Okay, everyone!
Yes!
This is the first class of this semester, so we have a very large group of students!
Yeah!
It's amazing!
We've built a huge family of celebrities!
They're in charge of the entertainment world!
Let's welcome them!
Today's teachers are these people!
Today, I have my agency's senior, Dacho Club, here with me!
Nice to meet you!
Our first guest is Dacho Club!
This is the first time we have a guest teacher!
Nice to meet you!
I feel bad for you, but...
Sassy is shining!
She's like a national idol!
Why are you suddenly waving your hands like that?
Let's pray for her!
Sassy is ugly!
Why are you praying for her?
These people are still inexperienced magicians!
They're inexperienced?
There's only one magic that you can use!
No matter what you ask, no matter what you hear, you can never get angry!
No way!
That magic is impossible!
If you say something you don't know, you'll get angry!
But it's okay if you use magic, right?
It's okay!
Mere-chan!
Yes!
Don't get angry and cast the magic!
Okay!
Hakata, Hakata, don't get angry and run!
The magic worked!
Yes! The magic "don't get angry" is a magic that the guest will never get angry no matter what you say.
Let's check it out!
Ueshiba, are you okay?
Hey, you...
It didn't work!
Let's know more about Mr. Gachou Club!
His career is almost 30 years old!
I'd like to ask you about your career...
Gachou used to be a group of three or four people.
It was a group of four people.
In other words, there were dozens of people.
There were about 20 people.
Wow!
Meanwhile, talented people left the group and now there are only three people.
That's right.
I see. So, it's been 30 years since you became three people.
Yes, it's been almost 30 years.
It's been almost 30 years.
I see.
In "golden" time, you were on "Kanburi" show.
Wow!
I'm sorry. I didn't know about it.
"Tsukami" was okay, wasn't it?
It was a popular show.
No, no, no.
One Cool Two Cool
I missed "Tsukami" in "One Cool Two Cool".
You missed it, didn't you?
What do you honestly think about the title of this show?
"Tonkotsu Mahou Shoujo Gakuin".
Ah...
Don't you need "tonkotsu"?
No, but we are from "AHKG".
When we want to show our "hakata", "tonkotsu" is the best.
No, "mentaiko" is also good.
Ah! "mentaiko"?
I have "mentaiko" in one shot.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Can I show you?
"Mentaiko"? Yes, please.
Here we go.
"Mentaiko"!
"Mosa", "sashara", "tanu".
Everyone was wrong.
I'm Nakanishi, and I came up with a new one-shot gag. Can I show it here?
Of course you can!
"Daijoubu", "te-ashi-ga-naga-tsugite-kyuuni- karami- tsuite-shimau", "ashi-naga-bachi".
"Hachi"?
"Bu"!
We still have "kanki" here, so it's fine.
Many celebrities have come to the Ryuhei Party.
It's amazing, isn't it?
What do you talk about at the Ryuhei Party?
While drinking sake, we listen to what Mr. Ueshima says at the end of the day.
Is that so?
For example, after drinking sake, Mr. Ueshima says something bad about "sashara" at the end of the day.
If you drink sake at the end of the day, Mr. Ueshima will say something bad about "mentaiko".
Any other questions?
Yes!
"Tani"!
I'd like to do "jump" like Mr. Tachoklam often does.
I'd like to do it!
"Tani" is coming up.
You all want to do it, don't you?!
I'd like to do it, but...
It's a little different, isn't it?
It's a little different.
It's really different, isn't it?!
You have to show us a sample of it.
No, it's not a sample or anything like that.
Why would you do something like that when you're the one doing it?
It's fun!
Don't get angry.
"Okottekirete", "pop"!
I'd like to make other promises, too!
We'd like to do it!
There's something called "nerd mode", isn't there?
I'd like to do that.
That's a great way of "bukkomi".
You should do it.
It can't be helped, "bukkomi" is...
You have to do it!
I'm not a girl.
Do it!
I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
You can't do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
You can't do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Go ahead!
Amazing!
Why are you satisfied?
This is where it happens!
What's this?
What?
What? What?
This is bad!
Nacho-san!
Yes?
Can you disappear for a moment?
What? What?
Disappear!
Everyone!
Yes!
While we are casting magic that won't happen,
ask us more serious questions!
As apprentice magic girls become first-class magicians,
and remain in the darkroom even for a little while,
we have to ask rude questions to our guests.
Now, everyone!
Have you thought of a question?
Yes!
It's okay, right?
Then let's have the teacher come back!
Yes!
Resurrection!
I'm glad you came back!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What is it? What is it?
Well, Masakura!
Just in case, let's cast magic one more time!
Yes!
Hakatan! Hakatan!
Look at me!
Ta-dah!
Um...
Angelic!
That's embarrassing!
Embarrassing!
Why? Why?
Well, have you thought of a question?
Yes!
Well, Labetan!
Yes!
I heard that the hot water bath isn't that hot,
is this rumor true?
Labetan!
No, Labetan!
Stop it!
It's not that hot!
Hey!
It's hot!
It's about 150 degrees Celsius, right?
It's about 150 degrees Celsius!
That's right!
It's 42 or 43 degrees Celsius in Shetland, right?
That's right!
But it does feel a little hot...
It does feel a little hot...
It's pretty hot, isn't it?
Even for a hot water bath,
like a rice bowl or a bar,
there are quite a lot of old-fashioned jokes, right?
Have you thought of a new one?
That's harsh!
You ask harsh questions, Labetan!
We have a lot of old-fashioned jokes!
Like "Sorry, Chinese!"
That's right!
Barricade!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
That wasn't good!
We think about it every time,
but in the end, what remains is the usual joke!
That's right!
I see!
Anyone else?
Yes!
Well, Mio-chan!
Yes!
Um...
Please tell me a joke that will definitely make you laugh!
This is bad...
If we give you such a hard one...
What would it be?
I like that one!
What is it?
I like cute ones!
That's right! It's cute!
Yes!
Get points!
Wait a minute!
Get points!
This is also Kanzu!
Come in front of me!
Can you tell me the tips?
The energy in your chest!
Look at me!
No, you guys say that, but listen to me!
Get points!
Eat it!
It's a little above, but my fingers are already above my nipples!
Look at Kanzu's nipples!
Get points!
It's above my nipples!
My nipples are stretching!
Miyo-chan! Can you do it?
Do it the other way around!
Miyo-chan! Miyo-chan!
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old!
Miyo-chan, you can't get points!
I was surprised!
It's okay!
You didn't think you'd get points, did you?
Yes!
Get down!
Get points!
Cute!
Are you sure you'll get points?
To be honest...
I don't get points!
Miyo-chan!
Please teach us the magic of reactions, which is important for variety shows!
The magic you all have is reactions.
You can show something hot or not hot.
You can show something scary or not scary.
It's a wonderful magic!
That's weird!
I'm sorry!
Hot or not hot doesn't matter!
It's a fantasy!
That's right!
Reactions are fantasy!
The magic you'll learn today is...
Hot or not hot reactions!
Let's start with Keisei's example!
This is the first time we're doing this.
It's really hot, isn't it?
It's an idol show, so I don't think they know.
How hot is it?
Hot!
It's hot! Stop it!
This is tough!
How hot is it?
52 degrees!
Watch and learn!
Wow!
Hyoko?
Wow!
Hyoko?
Don't go back!
Go back, please!
Alright!
Go!
It's hot, isn't it?
When will you use it?
I'm asking you!
When will you use it?
Don't use it!
Use it at your own timing!
Don't use it, Hyoko!
Cool it!
It's hot!
Are you okay?
It's hot.
You're pushing me!
You said you'd go at your own timing!
I'll go at my own timing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Be careful.
Slowly, slowly.
Be careful.
Hurry up and go!
I'm drowning!
Wow!
Happy time!
You idiot!
Wow!
I think you look cool
holding on like this!
Cool?
That's a rare way of praising me!
Cool?
Harpio, you look cool!
Wow!
I can't do it!
Wow!
I'd like you three to try it!
Who wants to do it?
Me!
Murasuge!
Me!
Chiyori!
Sakura!
Me!
You don't like it?
It's fine!
It's hot!
Check out the temperature!
It's hot!
You can do it!
Don't push it!
Don't push it! Don't push it!
I won't push it!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you really okay?
I'll do it for myself!
I'm still okay!
Get out of there! Get out of there!
Speak up!
Mentaiko!
Is it over?
There's another water somewhere.
What? What?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Mentaiko!
You're too selfish!
We're like this, too.
You're totally different!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
Next, why don't you try it, Sakura?
I really can't do it!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
Yes, you can do it!
Can you do it?
I really can't do it!
I can do it!
Go ahead!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Can you do it?
You can do it!
It's okay, it's okay.
Are you sure you want to do it yourself?
But, but, but...
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll do it myself, okay?
But, but...
It's okay! Wait a minute, okay?
I'll do it myself.
Help me!
I'll do it myself.
Are you okay?
No! No! No!
Stop it! Stop it!
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
I'll catch you!
Are you OK?
Mentaiko (pollock roe)
Why did you say mentaiko?
I'm glad you said heppoko.
The flow is difficult after I came in.
I've been working a little hard.
I learned a lot today.
I want you to show me how to do it.
That's right.
I want the show to end with a bang.
But I fell for Sakura's heppoko.
Are you OK?
You're doing a good job, Sasara.
Sasara, you're doing a good job.
Wait a minute.
I can't do that.
You're doing a good job.
I can't do that.
You're doing a good job.
Sasara, you can do it. I'll do it.
You can do it.
You're doing a good job.
I'll do it.
Stop it!
Sasara's heppoko
Hold it down.
You can do it.
Don't push it.
It's hot!
Don't push it!
It's hot!
Ouch!
It's hot!
I did it!
hot hot.
hot hot hot.
be careful be careful.
hot hot.
hot!
sweet, I just won first place.
- Well... - It's over.
- It's over, but how was it? - I didn't think I could do it myself.
I was nervous from the beginning and couldn't talk much.
I haven't been taught anything like this before.
- "What do I do?" - You didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything at all and cried earlier.
- Really? - Are you OK?
I wish I had entered the bath.
- I wish I had entered it, too. - Me, too.
- Everyone entered it one by one. - Right.
But in the end, I couldn't enter it and cried in the back.
But today, I have a good opinion at least.
- It was so airy today. - Yeah.
- I didn't say anything. - This studio is luxurious.
- Yeah. - I was so nervous.
- OK, so... - Yeah.
- We got a nice magic today. - We got it!
This week's best magician is...
Sakura Miyawaki did her best in the hot bath.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
She presented a powerful blow that increases the power of magic.
Next time on "HKT48 Tonkotsu Magical Girl Academy"...
It's Ms. Korokke's impersonation class!