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August 3rd and Saturday at J.R. Hakata City.
Here we go! HKT VARIETY 48!
Welcome!
We have a secret code today, too.
Thank you for having me.
HKT48 members, do you think you have high tolerance for variety shows?
Yes, we do.
Especially the members who came today.
I saw their faces.
They only do variety shows.
No, we don't.
Who is HKT48's laughing queen?
Gachinko Oogiri competition!
This time, HKT48 will compete in Gachinko Oogiri,
and the winner will be decided in a tournament format.
It's serious.
It's the most variety show in Fukuoka.
That's true.
And it's an idol show.
That's right.
It's the entry of Gachinko Oogiri competition.
I made the history of HKT48's laughter.
Since his debut, he's been running in the laughter circle.
Where are you?
The idol of Takata, the laughing chief,
Anna Murashige!
It's been a while.
If you let me be your MC, I won't lose to you.
HKT48's talkative idol,
talkative and laughable idol,
Nasumi Kanaka!
Why do you laugh in this pose?
Leave it to me.
He's the youngest member, but he's the best at laughing.
At his age, his sexy smile is sealed.
He's a laughing monster who doesn't know how to smile.
Riko Sakamuchi!
That's right.
He doesn't know how to smile.
Not only does he imitate regular Nishikawa-kun,
but he also makes a fool of himself and faints.
He's doing it again.
Takata's rice ball face, Yuka Akiyoshi!
That's right.
Anyway, he's a baby-faced idol who wants to laugh.
He's become cheerful.
He imitated a gorilla's face and became a laughing ghost.
He's the laughing chief of the talking circle, Elena Sakamoto!
That's right.
He has courage and love.
He's an idol who doesn't know how to smile and laugh.
He's a laughing cheerful girl, Murakawa Vivian!
It's hard to know what's going on these days.
He's handsome and laughs a lot.
He's a new star who laughs a lot.
It doesn't matter if you're his senior or not.
Come on, you funny guy!
He's a laughing star of the new generation, Toyonaga Aki!
He's a laughing chief of the talking circle, Osaka Kanae!
He's an idol who doesn't know how to laugh.
He's a laughing chief of the talking circle, Osaka Kanae!
He's funny and funny!
He's a laughing chief of the talking circle, Matsumoto Hinata!
What's that?
It's like an electric shock.
What's that?
It's been a while.
It's been a while!
I think you've changed since you were young.
That's right.
In the past, I was like, "Yay, yay!"
But now, I'm like, "Can I say that too?"
Can I say that too?
You're like a party person now.
A party person.
Kazumi...
Kazumi is really highly praised.
And you, Rikomi...
I feel like you're far from laughing.
No, no, no.
Why? I don't even have enough stamina.
Do you? Do you really have stamina?
You don't have stamina.
I don't have it.
And you, Nishikawa-san?
Don't call me "Nishikawa-san" normally.
How about you?
To be honest, I don't really have it.
I'm like a comedy monster.
You're a comedy monster, right?
Yes, I'm a comedy monster.
But I love watching big fights and stuff like that.
I've always been a watcher, but today I'm going to be a fighter.
I'm going to do my best with love and courage.
And you, Toyonaga-san?
Yes?
Is the ostrich's egg still there?
No, it's not here.
It looks good, doesn't it?
I've heard rumors about it.
But since it's a big fight today,
even if no one acknowledges my big fight,
I want to do it my own way.
You want to do it your own way, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Now, the first round is...
The first match is...
Sakaguchi vs. Murakawa!
Wow!
I can only see the bright future ahead of me!
Now, the second match of the first round is...
Murashige vs. Matsumoto!
Wow!
Matsumoto's here!
He's here!
The third match of the first round is...
Tanaka vs. Sakamoto!
Wow!
Oh my!
Sakamoto!
Now, the fourth match of the first round is...
Akiyoshi vs. Toyonaga!
Wow!
Toyonaga looks like he's only nervous.
That's scary.
Yes.
Now, the opponent has been decided!
As for the rules for this time, we will now give you a topic.
This is the first time we will ask you a topic here, so of course you don't have to set a time limit, but you can think about it as much as you like!
If you are able to give us an answer, we will announce it in the classroom.
Among the three questions, Mana-san will decide which one is better.
I understand.
You didn't ask for a topic, did you?
We didn't ask for anything!
For real?!
Wow, you're amazing against an idol!
You're really serious about this, aren't you?!
Surprisingly!
You really don't know anything about this!
Let's hear your enthusiasm for the first round!
It's really hard for me to not be asked for a topic, so I'm really nervous.
My hands are shaking and I'm sweating.
This is actually my first time doing a challenge like this, so I hope I can do it with ease!
Now, let's get started!
First round, first question!
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
Please think about it!
You don't have to spend a lot of time thinking about it.
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
I can really feel the tension from the listeners.
Let's have fun!
Now, Vivian! Let's go!
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
I want to drink dirty water!
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?!
That's good!
Now, Riko B!
Now, Riko B! Let's go!
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
This time, for the first time ever, a God's CD, "peraperaperappe"!
What is that?
It's good!
What is that?
It's okay!
"peraperaperappe"!
It will never sell, right?
It's something you can sing, right?
It's amazing.
Yes, yes, Rigoby.
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
"Mr. Akimoto, please give me work"!
No, no, it's okay.
It won't end!
It's a title you can sing, right?
Vivian...
Oh, Vivian...
Let's go!
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
The title of HKT48's new single is...
"Into Father's Arms"!
What's wrong?
If it was "Into Dream's Arms"...
Let's go, Rigoby!
What is the title of HKT48's new single?
For each digit, you get 100 CDs!
You guys, just buy it!
It's terrible!
She gave an order!
You guys, just buy it!
She gave an order!
Topic change!
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Okay, then!
Here's the next topic!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
Please think about it!
Oh, here it is!
Vivian, you're fast!
I'm fast!
Let's go!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
Um...
I think it's...
Peipei, you're manly!
It's not one word!
Peipei, you're manly!
I'm scared!
Here it is, Rigoby!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
It's one word, right?
Maruo, you're too nervous!
You're noisy!
What are you looking at?
She's a producer!
You're amazing!
I'm sorry!
But you're looking at me, right?
Let's go, Rigoby!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
President Abe, I like you!
Cute!
You're amazing!
I've been watching it on the news!
It's on the news!
I've been watching it on the news!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
Parents are important!
Good!
It's not important!
It's good!
Let's go last, Rigoby!
Yes!
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
Let's increase taxes!
You love politics!
You came from President Abe!
Yes, I'm good at politics!
It's a big change!
Is it the last one?
What is Sashihara Rino saying in the dressing room?
Please think about it!
We can't imagine it at all...
Yes...
Yes, Rigoby!
What is Sashihara Rino saying in the dressing room?
"Variety 48"?
"I don't know"!
This is sad!
Oh, is it your turn, Rivia?
Yes!
What is Sashihara Rino saying in the dressing room?
"Tomorrow"?
"Tomorrow is the inspection room for "Variety 48" so I can't go there!"
It's too long!
She speaks very well!
Now, Rigoby!
Yes!
Let's go!
What is Sashihara Rino saying in the dressing room?
Oh, Maruo-san, bean paste is coming out of your face!
She knows it!
Thank you, Sashihara-san!
Time's up!
Is it over?
Both of you did your best!
Yes!
It was fun!
The first round is over!
Please announce the winner!
This was a really good match against Randa.
Rikobi!
Congratulations!
I won!
I'm so happy!
Anya, what do you think of your performance?
I'm not very good at it, but I've been doing it as a variety team for a long time, so I'd like to show my willpower.
Yoshigi is a very interesting and famous person in HKT48, so I'd like to win without thinking too much about it.
I see!
The first question is...
What is your excuse for being late for HKT48's new members?
An excuse for being late...
What is your excuse for being late for HKT48's new members?
Please think about it!
She's really fast!
Matsumoto-san is getting faster!
She's fast!
Let's go!
What is your excuse for being late for HKT48's new members?
Ushian, are you late?
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
She's really fast!
Matsumoto-san, let's go!
What is your excuse for being late for HKT48's new members?
I'm hungry!
She's really fast!
No, no, no!
The reason we were all fast wasn't just because of you!
You said "I'm hungry" and you were really fast!
If you say it like that, Murashige will say it like that, too!
No, no, no!
You can't say it like that!
The reason why Senpai was late for the new member of zeck, hkt48 is...
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Too terrible.
Terrible, terrible.
Wait a minute.
Is there a mud fight like this?
All of a sudden.
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
The reason why Senpai was late for the new member of zeck, hkt48 is...
Yesterday, my mom gave birth to a baby.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What's with you?
Yes! Yes!
Do you know what "omugiri" means?
Yes, we know.
You know it, right? You know it, right?
You know it, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's go, Murashige-san.
The reason why Senpai was late for the new member of zeck, hkt48 is...
I didn't wake up in the morning, Echitan!
This is zeck, isn't it?
Time's up!
Okay, let's change the question.
There seems to be something good going on today.
Why do you think so?
What will this be like?
This is also a little...
It's a pretty difficult question, but it's fast!
Let's wait a little. Let's wait a little.
Yes! Yes!
Shall we start with Murashige-san?
Yes!
There seems to be something good going on today.
Why do you think so?
Because...
I didn't wake up in the morning!
She didn't wake up in the morning and got a star, so it's like this.
Okay, Matsumoto-san, will you go?
There seems to be something good going on today.
Why do you think so?
Because I saw aunt and uncle getting along with each other!
Ah, it's a good day!
Right?
It's a good day.
Right?
There seems to be something good going on.
It's not about dad and mom!
Right, right, right.
It's about uncle and aunt, isn't it?
Okay, Murashige-san, will you go?
There seems to be something good going on today.
Why do you think so?
I don't know if it's a dream or reality!
It's a little fluttering!
That's dangerous.
Time's up!
I don't want to win either of them.
What should we do next?
We still have the final question.
The last question.
What kind of idol wouldn't sell like this in Reiwa era?
Please think about it.
What kind of idol wouldn't sell like this in Reiwa era?
As expected, this won't sell!
It's a complete outrage!
That's how you say it!
Ama-san, right? Ama-san.
Yes!
Let's go! What kind of idol wouldn't sell like this in Reiwa era?
What kind of idol wouldn't sell like this in Reiwa era?
Two monkeys in a garbage house!
Wait a minute!
Don't erase it yet!
Two monkeys in a garbage house?
It's nothing.
Two monkeys in a garbage house?
It's nothing.
Not "nothing", but "monkeys idol".
Yes, "monkeys idol".
Next one!
The two of you have great pen skills.
Yes!
Let's go! What kind of idol wouldn't sell like this in Reiwa era?
Dog food smells like bath water sink!
I don't know it at all.
Not at all. Not at all.
What's a bath fish?
It's like a bath with fish in it and you want to go somewhere.
What's the smell of dog food like?
It's an idol with a dog food smell and a bath with fish.
That's not it! There's no idol!
There's no idol!
The end!
Now, it's over.
Now, Kon-san, please be the judge!
This was also, in a way, a good battle.
Matsumoto!
Bathing fish!
He did it!
Um...
There's something stuck in me.
I don't know what "bathing fish" means.
But maybe a genius has appeared.
In Japan, only one thing is made.
Black plums.
It's a traditional dish that hasn't changed in 700 years.
New 100 Series is...
Tonight!
Alpha Challenge!
When you want to take one more step forward...
When you want to do your best a little more...
Never...
Give up!
A double supplement works!
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Gold drink, too!
New Japan Pro-Wrestling Summer Strongest Wrestlers Final Match!
G1 CLIMAX!
8.1, Fukuoka City Gymnasium.
GONG at 18:30!
Tickets are on sale now!
An enemy attack!
White liquid!
It's milk!
TK Shield!
Activating!
Sunshade Waterproof Sofa!
Shield!
I'd like to open up an account.
This kind.
I'm not talking about making a living...
I'm just talking about living.
Farewell...
My beloved outlaw.
Hey, did you know?
You can repair your stomach.
Huh?
You can?
Really?
Yes, with cabbage.
Active ingredients repair weakened stomach membrane.
Get your healthy stomach back!
Cabbage!
Burn up! Burn up!
An anime world champion!
Director Yoshiyuki Tomino's everything is revealed now!
Why his works touch people's hearts?
The world's first exhibition is about to be held!
Challenge for Change!
It's the will to shoot in the midsummer sky!
Don't miss that moment!
Don't miss the large-scale KBC!
Cheap pre-order tickets are in high demand!
For more information, search for "kbc"!
Famous conductor Kett Nagano and Tsujii Nobui co- star as Kett Nagano's Hamburg Philharmonic Orchestra.
At the Fukuoka Symphony Hall on November 8th,
don't miss the ultimate scene of playing with a famous German orchestra!
Once again, a large-scale search for "kbc"!
Oh, a monkey! A monkey!
There's a house in the back!
"kbc", tonight at 7:58 pm!
The third match is Tanaka vs. Sakamoto!
To be honest, I always win at least one at the park.
Oh, I see, you win a lot.
I want to do my best and not lose.
But MC and Oogiri are different, aren't they?
I'm not good at making people do things.
Now, let's go!
Here is the first question.
What did the foreigner, Skett, say after hitting a home run?
Yes!
What did the foreigner, Skett, say after hitting a home run?
Yes! Now I have 400,000 yen!
That's disgusting!
400,000 yen for one home run! That's what the contract said!
Now, let's go!
What did the foreigner, Skett, say after hitting a home run?
Yes!
I broke my butt!
I don't like that kind of foreigner, Skett!
It fits the character, doesn't it?
It does.
You need your own character, too.
Now, let's go, Natsumi!
What did the foreigner, Skett, say after hitting a home run?
Yes! I have to participate in the next match, too!
Why do you think about it?
It's annoying!
Sakamoto, will you do it?
Sakamoto.
What did the foreigner, Skett, say after hitting a home run?
Yes! Don't run!
The home run is slow and nice.
I see.
Time's up!
Shall we move on to the next topic?
What happens when you press a mysterious button on the HKT48 live stage?
- Come on, come on, come on. - Shall we do it straight?
- Yes! - Yes! It's done!
The last chapter! What happens when you press a mysterious button on the HKT48 live stage?
I got one bath fish ticket.
- What's with the bath fish ticket? - No bath fish!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Bath fish!
- Yes, yes, yes! - So what's a bath fish?
- Sakamoto-chan! - Yes!
What happens when you press a mysterious button on the HKT48 live stage?
- A bath fish has fallen! - So what?!
- So what's a bath fish? - Yes!
- Shall we do it? - Yes!
Shall we do it again?
What happens when you press a mysterious button on the HKT48 live stage?
- A bath fish has fallen little by little. - No, I don't like it!
- I don't like it! It's increasing, it's increasing! - Scary, scary!
- It's increasing! - It's over!
- One more question? - One more question?
- Now, the last question. - Yes.
"I don't like this evacuation training." What kind of training?
Please think about it.
- "I don't like it" series is quite common. - "I don't like this evacuation training."
- Yes! - Yes!
"I don't like this evacuation training." What kind of training?
Take more position and spread your legs!
- Wow! - Evacuation training?
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- Yes! - Yes! Sakamoto-chan!
"I don't like this evacuation training." What kind of training?
Please evacuate within 3 seconds from now.
- That's impossible! - That's impossible!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's go!
- I don't like this evacuation training. What kind of training? - There's always a hurdle in the middle of running.
- I don't like it! - I don't like it! - We're not in a situation like this. - That's right!
- Let's go for the last one! - Let's go for the last one! - I don't like this evacuation training. What kind of training? - There's a bath fish in the middle of running.
Hentai! Hentai! She's laughing! She's laughing by herself!
- It's a big fish! - It's a big fish!
- No, no, it's a big fish! - I can see it!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
Okay!
Now, first round, third match!
- Judges, please! - This was also a close match!
- Natsumi! - Yay!
Congratulations!
- Yay! - Yay!
- That was the last hurdle, wasn't it? - Yeah.
- Yeah, that was... - That was fun!
- That was really fun! - That was fun!
(NEXT TIME...)
- This month, in July... - Yes?
Some of us will be graduating again...
- So we'd like you to come and see us... - Okay.
- With power comes... - Truth becomes truth.
- If we bring it to the district court, it might be concealed again. - Who's the judge?
- It's an emergency! - What are you doing?!
- If we miss this chance, the truth might be covered in darkness again!
- Listen up! Do everything as I say!
- Do you think this court can be crushed?
- Our job is to listen to their voices and find out the truth without missing the sign.
Signs. August 1st, Thursday night at 9pm.
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Drugstore Makers Made Drinks More Expensive!
Everyone Enjoy It!
This One!
Kanzo!
You Can Do It!
Ah... It's hard to wake up...
There are mornings you can't get tired even if you sleep.
Huh?!
Ah... I'm tired today, too...
If you're tired, drink this!
Huh?!
Morning or night, you'll get tired at least once!
CUPEECOA GOLD ALPHA PLUS!
CHALLENGE FOR CHANGING!
August!
Beer is free and you can drink as much as you want this year, too!
Guests who come by gallery bus get limited special benefits!
Everyone, let's toast to the best play!
HELLO DAY EVARA FOOD!
We're recruiting participants for SMILE BARBECUE!
Let's grill meat in a dynamic way!
This is SMILE BARBECUE!
It'll be held at Global Arena again this year!
For more details, visit HELLO DAY up close!
EVARA!
ASROCK FESTIVAL 2019 IN KITAKINSHU!
Let's go to MIXTA!
This year will be different than usual!
KITAKINSHU!
Let's rampage!
A Strict and Green Story!
The theme is "thank you food"!
We think about gratitude for food and the difficulties that continue!
August 3rd, Saturday!
Live broadcast from 9:30 am!
FURUSATO WISH!
ONNOJOSHI is a city where hearts are at ease!
We've been eating and drinking for 50 years with grandma's taste!
With gentle sweetness, everyone's heart is warm!
In July of this month, there are members who will graduate again.
It's really sad, isn't it?
The kids who appear in "Variety 48" are graduating more and more.
That's right.
It's this person.
Please.
Hello, I'm Uriki Nao.
Nao is really...
Even if you're doing a show, you're the most helpful.
If you want a little laugh, if you want a laugh, if you pass, you'll get a laugh right away.
It's helpful, isn't it?
That's right.
Emotionally...
I've met my dad in private.
I feel like an uncle to my relatives.
It's like a friend of mine is going to get married.
That's right.
Emotionally...
I've been taking care of "Variety 48" for about seven years now.
Ever since I didn't have anything interesting at all, I've been doing it.
I'm really grateful.
Thank you very much.
The path is different from now on, but I'd like to make the most of my experience with "Variety 48" and do my best.
Thank you very much.
Can you make the most of your experience?
I'll make the most of it!
Finally...
Yes.
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
It's slang.
What is the first word a two-year-old speaks for the first time?
In the name of joy.
Don't stop!
In the name of joy.
Thank you very much.
Every year, there is damage all over the country.
So, we started a Twitter specialized for disaster prevention at KBC.
If you have disaster prevention information such as weather forecast, it will be automatically distributed for 24 hours.
KBC, everyone, disaster prevention!
Oh, applying for a gift is a hassle.
I have to write my address or something.
With the KBC Asadesu app, you can apply for gifts easily.
Well, let's do it!
I downloaded the KBC Asadesu app!
Hey, do you know?
Your stomach can be repaired.
What?
Really?
Yes, with CABBAGIN.
Effective ingredients repair weak stomach membrane.
Get your healthy stomach back!
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New Japan Pro-Wrestling Summer Strongest Wrestler Deciding Match!
G-1 CLIMAX!
8.1 Fukuoka Municipal Gymnasium, 18:30 gong. Tickets are on sale now!
New Japan Pro-Wrestling Summer Strongest Wrestler Deciding Match!
The rainmaker who has changed history many times,
and the IWGP Heavyweight Champion,