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- I don't know. - Huh?
- It's a troublesome case, but how did the victim enter that room?
- There is no suspicious person.
- You're the one shown here, aren't you?
- Why did you lie like that?
- Was there such a color on the victim's lips?
- No way!
- "Special Team", Wednesday night at nine o'clock.
- No matter how small it is, if there is a possibility, I will save it.
- I thought it was a special team.
Good evening, everyone. Thank you for joining us for this month's "Variety 48".
- Why are you so humble? You've never started like that before, have you? - No, no, no.
- You've always been like this, haven't you? - No, no, no. I'm already 30 years old.
- Oh, I see. You're already 30 years old. - That's right.
- Well, like this... - Yeah.
- We're also getting older... - This program... - Yeah.
- ...is brought to you by the sponsors you see here. - That's right.
Seriously, I don't feel like I've done it at all.
- That's right. - What is it?
- You're not like that. - You're not like that.
- You're amazing. - That's right. I'm like that.
- Yeah. - Among the members who have been active... - Yes.
- ...there is of course Dicopia. - Dicopia is...
- ...one of the main members. - Yeah.
- She's the ace of "Variety 48". - That's right.
- She's the ace of "Variety 48". - Yeah.
- But recently, she's been disappearing. - Yeah.
- When I first met her, I knew it. - Yeah.
- I thought she'd sell well. - Yeah.
- But I got busy. - Yeah.
- And "Variety 48" is... - Yeah.
- To be honest, I'm avoiding it. - What?
I'm avoiding it.
- Could it be that "Variety 48" has become dark history? - That's right.
- Is it true? - That's right.
- Since we don't know about Dicopia's recent situation... - Yes.
- ...we've invited Dicopia and her colleagues today. - That's right.
- Let's hear what they have to say. - Yeah.
- Colleagues, please come in. - Please come in.
- Please come in.
- Thank you for coming in like a comedy show... - Thank you for coming in like a comedy show...
- ...and like a trio. - Thank you for coming in like a trio...
- ...and like a trio. - I'm looking forward to it.
- I hope you haven't forgotten about "Variety 48". - Thank you for coming in like a trio.
- Thank you for coming in like a trio.
- How's "Dicopia" these days? - I wonder.
- I think it's very busy. - It's very busy.
- Oh, really? Are you busy? - Yes.
- There was "Hakata-zama" before and... - That's right.
- ...it's a bit out of season now. - Yeah, yeah.
- We also go to outdoor locations like KBC's locations and... - Yeah, yeah.
- Or Japanese restaurants. - Wait a minute.
- You went to KBC locations other than "Variety 48"? - Oh, yes, I did.
What? You came to KBC?
Why didn't you appear in "Parody 48"?
Oh yeah, there's "Russian" too.
What?!
Hey, you're in first place!
Busy.
What else was there?
I've been getting beat up lately.
What?! Really?!
No, no, you're kidding, you're kidding.
Beat up?
Also, I've been announcing my language.
No, no, that's different.
That's Director Kanbou.
You're Director Suga Kanbou.
That surprised me!
What kind of stage is "beating up"?
With Sayuri Ishikawa.
With Sayuri Ishikawa?!
She was there.
She was there for a second?!
That's right.
That's amazing!
So, for example...
Maybe "Parody 48" has rejected you.
Yeah.
You're old, so you can't do stupid things anymore.
Is there such a thing?
What do you think of that motive?
Maybe you've grown up?
Yeah.
You don't do funny or funny things anymore, do you?
But it's really not funny anymore.
As Kon-san said, you've seen your own future and changed your route.
That's right.
But I can't help thinking that.
I want to see the young me, Rikobi, with that momentum.
That's right.
I want to see that Rikobi and Kara.
The old Rikobi and Kara.
Yeah!
What are you going to do this time?
I'd like to call you now.
You're going to appear in "Parody 48".
I'd like you to appear with funny jokes.
That's right.
Thank you for coming today.
It's weird if you didn't come with this.
If you didn't come with this, what are you talking about?
It's a "ricopy" schedule.
It only ends with a foreplay.
It doesn't end with a foreplay. It's a simple show.
I'm sorry.
And "ricopy" is "parody 48" for the first time in a year.
It's been a really long time.
"ricopy", which hasn't appeared for a year, will appear from now on.
I hope you'll make a good appearance.
I'm looking forward to it.
You'll do it for me, won't you?
"ricopy", please!
Excuse me, this is the venue for the Academy Actress Award nomination show.
Who cares?
Charlie's Angel.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's wrong with you?
You look elegant even when you stand like that.
Like number five.
I don't know classic ballet.
You don't know how to stand in classic ballet, do you?
I don't know.
Somehow. Somehow.
I wanted you to grab me with all your might at first.
But you grabbed me with Charlie's Angel.
Hey, please!
The three of you in the back, too.
How do you feel now?
Well, you've changed.
I'm serious.
You've changed, haven't you?
You're fast! You're fast!
Don't pull me!
You're fast!
You weren't that fast in the past!
But I really want to ask you something.
Why didn't you appear in this show for a year?
You didn't appear in it?
It's not like I didn't appear in it.
When everyone was recording, there were days when it was off.
Because the director seems to be offering it to you every time.
Really?
He offers it quite a lot.
He does it every time.
For example, among your various jobs, what do you think of "Variety 48" as a priority?
Priority?
How long have you had it for?
This is the only regular thing about HKT.
So, on TV, "Variety 48" is really a precious existence.
Hey, you're lying.
It wasn't like that in the past, was it?
It wasn't like that in the past.
Don't say things like that!
It's the truth!
It's the truth, isn't it?
It's the truth.
Even though you've refused it for a year.
I've refused it.
I've been in it normally for a while.
It's not like that.
Don't say it like it's your part-time job.
You've been in it normally for a while.
Stop it, "Variety 48".
For you, there's Miyazaki and Miyazaki, right?
For example, there's a member with a corner.
And there's a member chosen for that corner.
I'm envious of you.
But you've been in it normally for a while, right?
I've been in it normally for a long time.
You've been in it normally for a long time for a long time.
Yes.
I've been in it normally for a long time for a long time.
I don't want to be a second-rate comedian, but I'm an old-fashioned comedian.
I'm not an old-fashioned comedian who slides like a fool.
I'm not like that.
You've got a good one.
You said you were stupid, didn't you?
You said you were stupid because you were a sexy slide.
It wasn't like that.
It was like an old-fashioned sexy slide.
It's flowing again.
I'd like to do something while saying sexy things.
Slide!
Let's ride a swing together!
I want to ride a trampoline!
Let's ride that!
Well...
I'd like to meet an old-fashioned comedian.
You want to appear in "BYTE48", don't you?
I do!
You do, don't you?
I really do!
You're allergic to "BYTE48", aren't you?
Hey!
I'm not!
That's because you don't want to appear in "BYTE48"!
This time, I'd like you to go back to your old self and do your best.
Today, we're going to play with comedian Sakaguchi for the first time in a while!
Good, good, good!
You can go back to your old self!
The way you look at the camera...
It's nostalgic!
You didn't do "BYTE48", did you?
If you did "BYTE48", you'd stay like this forever.
You look good like this!
Let's do it!
A serious one-minute show!
I'm going to spin with the camera!
One, two, three!
I'm back!
Speaking of Variety 48, it's one-minute show!
It's a show that Ricopi often appeared in.
However, the one-minute show that Ricopi did most recently was an impersonation of Bullzon Chiemi.
It's a show that Ricopi often appeared in.
However, the one-minute show that Ricopi did most recently was an impersonation of Bullzon Chiemi.
It's a show that Ricopi often appeared in.
Ready, set, go!
I'm H.K.T.Potato, Team H's Piko Piko and Sakaguchi Riko.
I've come up with a one-minute joke that you can use in everyday life.
A one-minute joke that elementary school students can say.
Come on, one person!
It seems like we still have time, so I'd like to do one more.
I'd like to say a one-minute joke that you can use in a meeting.
Oh, sorry for keeping you waiting! Hop, step, dance!
It seems like we still have time, so...
You have ten seconds.
We still have ten seconds, so...
Yes, I'd like to say it in a sexy way.
(laughing)
Butt-rack.
(laughing)
Time's up!
(laughing and clapping)
That was great!
Awesome!
Rigoby, welcome back.
Wow!
I feel like...
You feel like you've changed?
I feel like...
She got tired so she quitared.
That's a no!
That's great!
She got tired.
That's great!
That's a pro.
That's great!
That's the pro!
That's the real pro!
That's great!
That's the real pro!
That's great!
Great job!
Thank you for the dance.
Were you able to listen to it in detail?
Listened in detail?
It was like watching Riko's early days.
Very nostalgic.
We've been dancing together for 7 and a half years
She was always there for me and supported me.
Who are you?
Were you like that?
It's like you're about to graduate.
But I used to look at myself calmly.
In the past, I used to say, "Hey, you're funny, Riko-chan!"
But in this era...
P-chan, you've gotten older, right?
A little.
That's what I thought.
Rikopi's...
...drift performance!
Yeah!
I forgot about it!
She looks happy.
Rikopi looks so happy.
Her skin is glowing.
She's really happy.
Her happy aura is confirmed.
But after doing it a few times, she's like...
She's 25 years old.
She's not young anymore.
Rikopi will now...
...perform a cat performance.
All of a sudden?
A cat performance all of a sudden?
A cat performance.
And it won't be just one person.
It will be two people.
Other than me, one of you can choose.
You two will perform a cat performance.
But Hakata was in it.
That's right!
Hakata was in it.
She does it a lot at school.
A cat performance at school?
The performance will be...
By chance we met, we became cats.
For some reason we started fighting.
It's going to be dangerous, but...
Before we knew it, we're getting along so well!
That's what the performance will be like.
You'll perform it with a cat's cry...
...and facial expressions only.
Isn't it difficult?
No lines.
So you'll perform it with a cat's cry...
...and facial expressions only.
That's amazing!
That's difficult!
That's a lot of work!
You'll perform it with Rikopi and other members...
...including Kon and Maruo.
I'm interested in that.
Are we in it?
Why are we in it?
It's up to the members to choose.
What will you do, Rikopi?
Can someone choose?
Me?
What about you, Yuko?
I want to do it...
...but I'm more of a dog person.
Is there such a way of refusing?
So, Maruo will do it.
I don't want to see it!
Let's do it this way!
I've never bought a cat...
...and I can't even act.
No, you can do it!
Who are you?!
What's with you?!
What's wrong with you?!
Maruo is really strong!
You do it, cat!
30 min later...
Stop it, I'm tired!
The bladder is ballooning!
Hey...
Stop!
Stop making me great fun and play with me!
No! No!
Meow.
This is very queer!
This is too much!
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Stop it, Korn.
Nyaaah!
That's enough! You shouldn't do it!
You shouldn't do it!
Ah, but Rikopi is getting back to her old self.
That's good, isn't it?
That's good!
It's fun, isn't it?
Is it fun?
It's fun, really. I'm glad I joined ICHIKEI.
I really think so.
I'm glad I joined ICHIKEI.
I wouldn't do it in front of people.
I wouldn't do it in my daily life.
I wouldn't do it.
What is Ogiri's theme song?
One, two...
Happy first year anniversary!
Gather, gather, gather!
"NATION D. POTATO" is a glorious success!
Advertising campaign is in progress!
Thank you!
Finally!
With a new "ana", a new "hawaii" begins!
Monoruru Line Airbus A380 debuts!
"Yuzu - Hikigatari Domutsuwa" 2019.
"Yuzu" only, applause and cheers!
The final trip of "Yuzu - Hikigatari Domutsuwa" to Japan's music market for the first time is on Saturday, April 2nd at Funakura Park!
"Yafuoku Dome Two Days" Tickets are on sale on June 1st!
Did you get stung by bugs?
When you do that, you'll get "una cool".
Stings...
Yuzu - Hikigatari Domutsuwa
"Una cool" follows "hawaii" well.
I got stung!
Life is not as you think it is, but there are no women who work hard to be happy, and I'm sure the family will want to meet their family.
Fukuoka Music Fest will be held on June 30th!
The first music festival of the Yafukudome with gorgeous artists!
Tickets are on sale!
For more information, search for "fukuoka music fest"!
Search for "fukuoka music fest"!
It's no good. I'm dead.
It's harder than usual.
When it's harder than usual, there's new gold!
The difference in price is different!
CUPID CORE GOLD DRINK is now on sale!
ALPHA DRINK is also on sale!
Fukuoka Water Island!
North America!
In a deep food world!
Heart Trigger!
I'm going crazy!
And!
Too much orange!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it!
I want it, I want it, I want it!
What kind of meat is it?
How much is it?
When I was born...
I've never thought about it!
What kind of meat is chicken?
28th Tuesday night, 8:54pm!
What is the topic of the day?
Rikopi, who is full of laughter and sense of humor, will now challenge the "big cut" project.
From now on, we will show the four of you the topic of "big cut" and you will answer it.
Rikopi will look at only the answer of "big cut" and guess what kind of "big cut" it was.
Guess the topic?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Please don't look at Rikopi for a moment.
It's a topic, isn't it? It says "topic" here, doesn't it?
We will show you the topic.
Then, here is the topic.
Ta-da! Don't say it!
Yes, like this.
Huh?
You only complain.
Yes, it's a good combination.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Okay?
Yes.
Okay, okay, then...
Wait, what is "big cut"?
Hey, don't say it from there!
Wait!
What should I say?
No, you should write it.
You should write that it fits with this topic.
Look, look, look.
Can I write it here?
Yes, please.
Haircut.
Ha-ha!
This is scary!
Huh?
This is scary!
I don't want it to come out!
But it fits, doesn't it?
It fits, it fits.
I don't want it to come out!
Nice picture!
Right?
Yes, Akiyo-chan!
Dad is skating.
No, it's scary, scary, scary.
Huh? Wait, wait, wait!
Scary, scary, scary.
I don't like it, I don't like it.
Scary!
I will push and bend it.
Scary, scary, scary!
Dad is scary!
No, it's a problem.
It's a problem.
Dad is scary!
Yes, Maro.
Ready?
One, two...
Divorce.
Deliver.
Ha-ha-ha!
That's a little scary.
That's scary, scary, scary.
Huh?
Why is it coming out?
Huh?
Why is it coming out?
Huh?
No way!
It was hidden.
It actually fits, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
"Other members' real jobs".
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
What are you trying to use it for?
I'm scared.
Maybe you're borrowing money from other people.
You're using it for bad people.
You don't know yet?
Do you know it?
How about you, Ricopi?
I don't know.
What is it?
"No.3 ranking you don't want your boyfriend to have in his house".
I see. I see.
You don't want it in your boyfriend's house, right?
I see. I see.
Here you go, Akiyo-chan.
You're eating a lot of edamame.
No, no, no.
I don't like it.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
That's all you had, right?
I can't imagine it.
Right?
I can't imagine it.
It's scary.
It must smell really bad.
Right?
Here you go, P-chan.
I think Riko-chan will change her point of view and think of it.
I see.
"I can Ryan Ogawa's kede and a muffler".
I see.
I'm scared.
I see.
If you give this answer, Riko-chan will know the answer.
I think she will know it.
I see.
That's why she thought of it.
That's amazing.
I see.
Oh, she opened it.
Yes, she did.
It might be a hint.
Oh, it might be a hint.
It might be a huge hint.
She probably tried to make it herself.
The udon is packed.
It's packed.
Wow, it's a hint!
It's a huge hint!
It's a hint!
This picture is a huge hint!
It's a huge hint.
It looks like a jellyfish.
I see.
Look at this. Look at this.
It's a huge hint. A huge hint.
Look at this.
Do you put udon in there?
How do you put it in there?
Do you put udon in there?
Yes, yes, yes.
If you put it in the balcony, you'd be surprised.
No, no, no.
It's a hanger. It's a hanger.
It's a hanger.
A hanger?
If you open the closet...
Oh, oh, oh!
If you open the closet...
Next week's "Miracle Nine" is broadcast twice a year!
Why aren't you guys taxi drivers?
If this happens...
"Alter Nine" and "Miracle Nine" will fight twice in a row!
I'm a good person!
I thought...
Takahata was cheating on me...
For now, I'll drink this...
Hakuchun
Shinkuri Asahi
It's good!
JuJu's 15th Anniversary - Your Request
This time, we'll have an ultimate request live with you!
Please come to the venue and enjoy it!
There are only a few tickets left!
You can apply for them together!
Did you get bugged?
In that case...
UNA-KURU
It works!
Mushito Dairi
Hurry up and listen!
Don't listen to him, he's cool!
I got stabbed!
Life in front of the station, begins!
Sangamori Station, 2 trains every 3 minutes!
Comfortable access and popular literature!
Brandcastle Sangamori!
Currently opening model rooms!
Far away residential area!
3rd J.Soul Brothers Live Tour 2019 "Raise the Flag"!
It's been 2 years since the national animal tour was held!
Tickets are currently being accepted for pre- orders!
Banterin Supporter for knee pain!
Medical thinking's taping theory supports knee movement!
Just wearing it is enough?
You're being protected!
If you wear it, you'll get beaten up!
Supporter for knees!
Transportation type that suppresses the crowd!
Walt Disney Archives!
Fukuoka's first landing!
Mickey Mouse art and goods!
Disney movies costumes and props are all over the place!
Exclusive goods are also on sale!
Fukuoka City Museum of Fukuoka Prefecture is currently having a big sale!
Yaratomo Yuki General Produce!
Young Love! Discoteque 2019!
June 22-23!
Ono Castle Madcapia Grand Hall!
Tickets are currently being sold!
It seems like it's been a few days since the death.
We don't know who died.
How did the victim enter that room?
You're the one shown here, right?
There were other cameras in that apartment, right?
"Special 9", Wednesday night at 9pm!
No way...
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Hanger, hanger.
Hanger, right?
Hanger?!
Hanger!
If you open the closet...
There was something surprising in it.
Whose? Whose? Whose?
Boyfriend.
Mother. Mother.
Family. Family.
But, you know, P-chan's answer...
Look, look, look.
What is it? There's something you like.
Whose closet is it?
Dog?
Why dog? Why dog?
Why dog? You like it?
Yes!
Me!
Whose?
What came out of the closet...
Correct!
Something surprising came out of it.
What on earth was it?
I see! I see!
P-chan!
What's up?
Yes, yes, yes.
What's up?
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't know. Closet. Dog.
Oh, that's enough.
Hey! It's you!
Hey!
It's you!
Hey, hey! Don't blame me!
You're the one who swallowed it!
Oh, but it's amazing!
With everyone's cooperation, it's the correct answer!
Well, since we're here...
If it's Ricopi, how would you answer it?
Shall we end it with that?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, can we leave it like this?
Yes.
Lastly, we'll end it like this.
We'll end it like this.
Yes, we'll end it like this.
Today's show will end like this.
Yes, yes.
My closet...
Something surprising came out of Ricopi's closet.
What on earth was it?!
Wait a minute!
It's the end of the day, right, Ricopi?
Today's show will end like this.
Yes.
It's the ending.
It's already decided.
Then, let's go with the last one!
Yes!
Something surprising came out of Ricopi's closet.
What on earth was it?!
A contract with KBC and a lot of money.
Goodbye!
Welcome back, Ricopi!
Thank you!
If you love yourself, you can be strong. What's right?
But I don't want to be approved of. I'm fine with being myself.
I don't want to be out of there all the time.
Oh, applying for presents is hard work.
I should write my address or something.
With the KBC Asades app, you can easily apply for presents.
Should we give it a try?
Download the KBC Asades app!
"Yuzu - Hikigatari Dome Tour 2019".
"Yuzu only", clap your hands!
The final of the first Hikigatari Dome Tour in the Japanese music market will be held on Saturday, July 6th and Sunday, July 7th.
"Japan Folk Dome 2 Days". Tickets will be on sale on June 1st.
It's no good. I'm dead.
It's harder than usual.
When it's harder than usual, there's new gold.
The difference in the price is different!
Cupicola Gold Drink is newly released.
Alpha Drink, too.
In the Arctic, the average temperature has risen about twice as much.
Let's do what we can now and protect the earth's environment.
Did you see it?
Did you see it?!
Fukuoka Aqueduct!