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"HKT VARIETY 48" starts tonight as well!
Yay!
I'm not a regular Westerner.
I don't have to raise my hand.
It's been a while, Mr. Wan.
It's been a while. Anko came out again.
It's because you promised me.
It's not Koyuki again, is it?
That's right.
It's starting to feel like I'm the center of it now.
Basically, Maruo comes out and Koyuki and I are semi-regular.
That's right.
That's good, isn't it?
My schedule is out of style.
You don't have a job other than appearing in M-1, do you?
No, I don't. I don't have a job other than doing manzai.
What was the result of that M-1?
This time, it was a defeat in the second round.
Defeat?
"HKT VARIETY 48" starts tonight as well as "HKT VARIETY 48" starts tomorrow.
This time, we'd like to do a popular project on this show.
What is it?
Chin stick versus forehead stick!
Wow!
It's a dream collaboration!
Chin stick and forehead stick, both of them are amazing!
That's right! They are interesting, aren't they?
The legends are gathered together.
Do you combine them?
It's crazy! It's like all of Precure gather together!
All-stars!
That's right!
First of all, let's call the chin stick members!
Chin stick members, please come in!
We are...
Chin...
Stick!
They are here!
They are here, but...
They are great!
Wow!
Hello!
Wow!
They are on the English rank!
They are drooling!
Look at her!
She is not only sharp, but also has a good posture!
Look at her!
She is a fan of Trump!
It's hard not to look at her!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having us!
Is this real?!
If you look closely, she has a pointed chin!
It's a hidden chin!
That's right!
In other words, she has a reddish skin!
She is aged!
It's hard for an idol to show off!
Wow!
I'm still on the A4 rank!
She is on the A4 rank!
Her face has become rounder!
Wait a minute!
When she had a chin, it was pointed!
That's right!
It's not pointed!
I don't know why I'm here!
In her case, it's rounder!
It's rounder!
Show me your forehead!
Forehead?
Forehead is probably prettier!
You have a cheeky face!
You're wrong!
Oh!
Corn!
Instead of dried fruits, there's cinnamon!
It's heavy!
I see!
There's no cinnamon!
She has a pointed chin!
How is it, ma'am?
How is it for you?
I got pimples today!
I want to go home.
Most people who want to go home don't go home.
But you have a pretty good chin!
Really?
Can you look to the side?
You can see it!
How is it for you, ma'am?
I got courage!
It's better than cinnamon!
She has a better chin!
It's an A-rank!
And!
Everyone with a pointed chin!
We are...
A pointed chin!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Your pose is like you have a chin!
You have a pointed chin! You have to change it!
You have to change it like you have a pointed chin!
Don't you have something like a pointed chin?
Are you a leader?
Yes!
Are you really a leader?
Yes! I'm a leader!
A leader doesn't have the least motivation!
Leader, what are you going to do?
Have you decided on a pose?
A pointed chin!
That's good! That's good!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
We are...
A pointed chin!
That's good! That's good!
It's decided! It's decided!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I don't know how many times this will happen,
but when we were filming together,
during the filming,
you said you wanted to go to Disneyland.
That's right!
Suddenly, like the day before,
you called me out.
That must have been tough!
I was actually planning to go to Disneyland today!
You said that in front of the TV!
Now, Kon-san!
Yes!
We are ready!
Yes!
Then, everyone!
Please look back!
Go ahead!
Oh!
Great!
Good!
Great!
Is it okay for you to be ranked like that?
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much!
No, no, no, no, I'm sure of it!
This is definitely an English rank!
Great!
I can see it!
You are being ranked!
Wow!
I can't get enough of it!
This is like a ostrich egg!
Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.
Amazing.
Isn't it wonderful?
In Hibiya's case, you know, you're competing in a wide range of things.
It's amazing.
Well, I wanted to have a wide range of genres.
Wide screen.
It's the latest TV.
Wide screen.
It's 4K.
And it's 4K.
How is it in terms of rank?
A4. A4.
Doesn't it reach A5?
She's not big or anything like that, but when you look at her, she has a really cute face.
But she has a nice face.
It's nice.
If I say it in a bad way, it's like Joe Holman.
Joe Holman.
I don't want you to say it so nicely.
I don't.
I think you shouldn't say it in a bad way.
I can't get a single word out of you.
I know you shouldn't say it in a bad way.
But you have a better face than I thought you would.
Yes, I do.
But today, I'm going to clean up my eyebrows.
Because you're going to show your forehead.
I see.
You're determined.
But if you're going to fight, you're going to need something, right?
No, no.
You're right.
That's good.
You don't look like you have a thin forehead, do you?
To be honest, today we're not going to talk about forehead or chin.
We're only going to talk about meat.
That's true.
And in the end, we're all going to eat grilled meat.
No, we're not going to say "yay" or "yay" or anything like that.
Today, we're going to have the people with chin and forehead compete against each other.
Don't you think, "Huh? He's not here"?
Unfortunately, he's not here.
Right?
Dad, are you lonely?
You've noticed, haven't you?
I think he's the most important person.
Either way.
He appears in both situations.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
He appears in both chin and forehead.
To be honest, I'm not sure which one to choose.
That's true. I'm not sure which one to choose.
Both of you are very confused.
For now, since you're here, let's have you introduce yourselves.
Please come in!
She's here! She's here!
Hello!
I'm Wenki.
Huh?
Is that your normal self-introduction?
Dad!
No, I'm not your dad.
No, you're amazing.
Yes.
She's a variety show host.
In other words, she's the ace of chin and forehead.
That's right.
You're almost like a captain.
You've appeared in both, haven't you?
I've appeared in both.
And you look like a leader in both situations.
That's right.
So you're a double-head of chin and forehead, aren't you?
That's right.
You're an H.K.D. back-up soldier, aren't you?
Isn't that right?
Yes!
I can do either of them.
You can do either of them!
You're in the major class, aren't you?
Yes.
But now that you mention it, what do you think?
No, you're amazing.
It's not common for a chin that slanted like this.
It's not normal at all.
It's not slanted.
It's normal.
You're doing a good line.
That's good.
I'd like you to jump here.
I won't say that much.
Your forehead, too.
It's wonderful.
Please look at my forehead.
It's good.
No, what is it?
Please look at it.
No, what is it?
If you write a map, it's earth.
It's like this.
The members of the chin look like they're not interested in it, but the members of the forehead are.
It's like "how about it?", isn't it?
It's like a front cover.
So, this time, the staff was worried about which team to divide into, and this time, they decided to do this.
Chin forehead team!
Both teams?
Both.
There's only one of them.
So...
Chin team!
Forehead team!
Chin forehead team!
I see!
So, three teams will compete against each other, right?
Everyone was saying that it would be nice if there were two Ueki.
That's right.
It doesn't matter if there are ten Ueki.
Everyone said it, but you can't form a team if you are alone.
That's right.
So, we have invited a powerful assistant today.
Who is it?
Please come in!
She's here! She's here! She's here!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm an old lady from Haraguchi who lives in Hachihai.
Your jaw is sticking out too much. You can't speak well.
My jaw is sticking out too much.
You can't speak well.
Is my jaw normal?
Your jaw is sticking out too much.
My teeth hurt a little right now.
I can't speak well.
Why are you here?
When you can't speak well.
Why are you here?
What do you think of yourself?
My jaw...
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
Your jaw is amazing.
Your face is awesome, too.
My face?
I don't think so.
Your jaw is small, isn't it?
No, no.
It hasn't been said that much before.
Because of my jaw.
Your jaw is too strong.
The red beans?
The red beans is next.
Ah, I see. The red beans.
You can't form a team with just red beans.
You can make it with red beans only.
You can make it with only red beans only.
I prefer the red beans only one than the jaw jaw.
Let's do red beans only next time.
If you have one, let's collect it.
It's "Ago deko tsu".
Can you do a pose like you did before?
"Ago deko" right? "Ago deko"
Ago deko tsu
Ah, okay, okay.
Let's do it.
It's "Ago deko tsu" pose.
Please.
Ago deko tsu
Good, good, good.
It's good.
This segment is "Ago pose vs deko pose vs "Ago deko tsu" battle".
"Ago deko hasami" special competition battle!
In this battle, two representatives of each team will be paired up.
While holding a pet bottle between their chin or dekos,
they will go around the conference room and compete for their time.
I see.
The deko team will hold it with their dekos.
The amo team will hold it with their amos.
That's right.
For all of the games that will be played now, you will have to apply for it.
"Ago" and "deko" will be used.
I see.
"Ago" and "deko" will be used.
You will have to apply for it.
"Ago" and "deko" will be used.
Are you ready?
Yes, we are ready.
Don't let her talk now.
Don't let Kokuryo talk.
Let's start.
Ready, start!
Good luck!
Go, go, go!
Good, good!
If you drop it, it's not good?
If you drop it and set it up again...
That's right!
Good luck!
What is that step?
Open your hands.
You definitely kiss when you look at her, right?
You kiss, right?
You don't need to.
Good job!
It's another goal!
Another goal!
It's stuck in her jaw.
Let's go.
As expected of her jaw.
One more time!
Time's up!
OK! The current time is...
52 seconds!
It's not bad!
It's still in first place!
We'll see if it's fast or not.
Does the bottle fit your chin?
It fits my chin pretty well.
It's really good!
It's really good here!
It would fit you if it was on that side.
Was it suitable for your chin?
It would fit here.
I see.
It's really good here.
OK! The record is 52 seconds!
OK!
Hana-chan and Okuri Hana-chan, are you ready?
It's not good!
Deco, this is good!
It's not good!
This is a little exciting!
Look! This angle is really exciting!
No!
If you look at it from a distance, it's a little exciting!
The concept is a little different, but...
OK! Are you ready?
Yes!
OK! Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
It's fast!
It's very fast!
It's acodance!
It's an acodance!
Amazing!
It's fast!
It's an acodance!
It looks like the movie "Gindarran"!
It's fast!
16 seconds!
It's fast!
It's faster!
It's easier for the forehead to go.
It's better for the forehead than for the chin.
It's really fast.
And it fits really well.
This also fits well.
She stopped midway.
She was thinking about Disneyland in the middle of it.
She stopped midway.
And she stopped midway.
Our strategy is...
Because this side is heavier...
I'm taller, so I like this side better.
She thought about it so much.
It's all Hana's fault.
Yay!
That's amazing!
She had a plan.
First of all, for the chin and forehead team...
Which team will go first?
Chin or forehead? Which team will go first?
One, two...
Chin!
Chin team went first.
You saw it, didn't you?
Forehead...
Forehead team went first.
It was obvious, but...
Still chin team.
We can do it with our chin.
If it's us, we can do it with our chin.
I see!
Now, chin...
Let's go!
Do you have a strategy?
The side that fits...
Oh!
I see!
Do you take off the cap?
Why do you smell it?
Now, let's go!
Chin or forehead team...
Ready...
Start!
They're fast!
They fell!
Start!
But their pace is good.
Their pace is good.
They're fast!
Pecking me alive...
He's doing it...
They're fast!
Stop!
Are chin cats that fast?
Now, chin team...
Right now, the time is...
20 seconds!
Wow!
20 seconds!
It's crazy!
But they didn't fall, they won!
No, they were fast!
It was so fast!
Her chin is turning red! Her chin is turning red!
Her chin is turning red! It's because I took off my cap!
It was pretty fast, wasn't it?
When I was doing it like this, my right hand went out a little and I dropped it.
Then I got a little flustered and dropped the bottle.
That's why you dropped it!
How was it?
I don't say much.
Wait, wait, wait! Who's going to be happy about this?
Who's going to be happy about this?
So, in the first round...
Deco-Go won!
Congratulations!
That was fast!
Chin-Deco Mini Car Battle!
In this battle, you will not use your hands on the mini car on the desk.
You will use only your chin or chin deco to run.
Yes, yes.
And you will compete for the distance.
Then, in the second round, you will participate one by one and give results in the end.
I see.
It's Oda-chan's challenge. Go ahead!
First up in Team Ago is Oda-chan.
Oda-chan!
Good luck!
Are you okay? Can you do it?
Yes, I practiced earlier.
Oh, really? Practice?
It's not practice, is it?
It's called "imitation training", isn't it?
Yes.
It's nothing special.
How do you do it?
Like this.
Okay, then, Oda-chan will challenge herself.
She did it! She did it! She did it!
She did it a lot!
Wow!
She did it better than I thought!
Wow!
She did it!
She sounds like "ah!"
She does, doesn't she?
She did it!
Well, I think I can do it better with my jaw.
In this case, I feel like you're not good at this sort of thing.
Is that so, Sensei?
Well, they have curves, so you can't stay still.
What is meant to happen? A flat man should appear.
Wait, teacher! Have you ever explained this in any show?
Team Deco, ready, start!
This looks hard!
Go! From there! Go to Deco!
I haven't started!
Go to Deco! Change directions!
I haven't started yet!
From in front of Kuroi-sen!
Gata!
For now, the place where you fell is recorded.
Around here.
Around here is recorded.
It's difficult to find the direction of the forehead, isn't it?
You can't cut it.
Next is the forehead and chin team.
Which one will you use?
Yes!
Which one will you use for your chin and forehead?
Chin!
Of course!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Wow, amazing!
It's wonderful!
Wow, amazing!
Please look at it!
What is it?
This useless chin!
Wow, it's true! It fits!
It's properly attached!
It's useless!
Maybe it's a minicar designed based on Mr. Ueki's chin!
That's right!
So...
This size of chin is this size!
Now, then...
Team Agodeco!
Wow, what a great fit!
Ready, set, go!
What a great fit!
Wow!
It's back!
Wow, amazing!
Well, well, well, well...
Hey, Ueki...
You drifted!
Wow!
It's back, in general!
You're a professional!
You're amazing!
Wow!
Please let me show you my charm.
Now we're talking!
Now we are!
Amazing!
And look at this!
It looks great!
I'd like to see how it fits me.
Let's see!
Let's see how it fits you.
Wow!
Great!
It's great!
Great!
expertise
Amazing!
It's really nice!
You have such an amazing fit!
It's great!
Positioning is important!
It is!
Please say something.
Yes.
Please tell me one thing.
Yes.
It's noisy.
Now, let's go for the second round of Team Ago.
Ready, start!
Yes, be careful.
It fell!
The momentum was good, but...
The momentum was the best, wasn't it?
It was.
By the way, the highest record is...
Here in Team Ago.
Yes.
So, I'd like you to do your best to get through here.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Oh, she's going.
Look, she's going.
Wow, wow, wow.
You've become a mini car athlete, too.
Look at her, Vivian's forehead shape.
Earlier, we predicted that Aki wasn't suitable for this.
But, it's true that her record wasn't good.
That's right.
Now, let's see what will happen.
Now, it's the second round of deco-team.
Go ahead!
Do your best!
Oh, oh, go carefully.
Oh, no!
As I thought, she made a mistake.
Oh, no!
It doesn't go straight.
It's not about being fast.
Oh, there are some people in the center who don't say a word seriously.
As I thought, they're concentrating now.
Yes.
Are you ready, Ms. Haraguchi?
Yes!
Let's do it!
You know the rules now, right?
This is not related at all.
There must be something, right?
You may think there is nothing for you, but this is my routine.
Oh, routine!
Then, can you show us your routine?
Yes, routine.
Routine, routine, routine.
This is my first time in this competition.
What is my routine?
You look like you saw it in your dream.
I saw it in my dream.
I'm looking forward to it.
You can do it!
My dream will come true now, Ms. Haraguchi.
Can you do it?
Well, Team Agodico is in second place.
Not yet! Not yet!
I said "not yet".
I said "go ahead" first.
How much are you concentrating?
Ms. Haraguchi, show us your routine you saw in your dream.
Your routine. Your routine.
Ms. Haraguchi, show us your routine.
Your routine. Your routine.
Your routine is good.
Well, let's go!
Team Agodico is in second place.
Go ahead!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
It's like a ballpoint pen.
It looks cool!
Team Agodico won this game!
Good job!
If you lose, you have to go home early!