AISubs v3.5
"Aibo" broadcasts 300 times a year.
The truth told by the excavators.
What happened?
"Yaropolk", "Arensky" have always been in Japan.
How much trouble we will be troubled?
I confess.
The rest is up to you.
You are lying!
The mystery is finally revealed.
What is the truth waiting for you?
"Aibo" 300 times a year special.
Good evening, everyone.
I am Koyuki, the host of "HKT VARIETY48".
2018 has begun.
This is also the seventh year of this program.
As "HKT"'s only regular variety program,
let's get excited again this year!
In the first episode of the new year,
we recorded in 2017,
but we haven't broadcast it yet.
I will tell you the broadcast stories.
First of all, "deco six".
It was broadcast in November last year,
but it was so exciting that it couldn't fit in the frame,
so I will broadcast the rest tonight.
The idols are doing a lot of things.
First of all, let's look back at the broadcast in November last year.
Today's shooting is a great opportunity,
so let's raise all your bangs and show your forehead.
That's right!
Please show me!
Oh, cute!
Oh, it's healthy!
It's healthy!
Oh, cute!
Oh, great!
Oh, it's really good!
Oh, it's good!
Oh, cute!
Oh, great!
Great!
It's great!
Oh, it's good!
Deco Scissors Competition!
Good!
Great!
Start!
Go for it!
It's fast!
Start!
Oh, it's fast!
Goal!
Start!
Oh, it's fast!
Is it fast?
One second!
Great!
Here is the follow-up pre-broadcast.
Here you go!
Next is...
Deco-cookie!
What?
What's that?
Yes.
Yes, this is...
First, you put cookies on your forehead...
Using only your face's strength...
Wow!
You put cookies in your mouth...
Great!
I see!
First of all...
Ueki-san, Toyonaga-san, Sakamoto-san...
I would like you to battle in this group.
Yes, this is for those of you who have nice foreheads.
That's right.
I'll go!
Now you can tell their personalities.
Yes.
Will you put the chocolate on top or under?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
That's right.
Sakamoto is like that.
He puts chocolate everywhere.
That's right.
He puts it everywhere.
Let's go!
Yes!
Deco-cookies...
Ready...
Start!
Good luck, Ueki-san!
It's definitely difficult.
It's definitely difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
You should think about the angle.
I'm just moving my eyebrows up and down, aren't I?
The cookies don't float at all.
Ueki-san, it's floating.
It's sticking together.
Wow!
It's sticking together.
Ueki-san is going up!
Up! Up! Up!
Ueki-san is going up!
He's going up!
Sakamoto!
Huh?! Top right!
On the other hand, why is this stopped here?
Awesome!
Toyonaga! Toyonaga!
Go Toyonaga!
Go! Go! Go! Go for it!
Go!
A little more!
Awesome face!
Toyonaga is close, a little bit more!
It's over!
Eh? Why are you all stopping at a good place?
Eh? Hold on, keep! Keep!
No way, keep! Keep!
Don't call liegen, or you will fall for sure!
- I see. - We avoided talking about it.
- Please tell us honestly! - And with the chocolate...
- you can see the miracle that happened. - The drop of chocolate is amazing.
- Sakamoto... - For now...
- you're alone. - It's simply interesting.
Wow, I think you can just go home like that.
- It suits you. - Was it like this?
- What was it? - Please give us your judgment.
The one that looked like it was the closest...
Let's see...
- Toyodaga! - Congratulations!
Toyodaga-san wins!
- Let's go! - Ready...
Start!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- You're slow! - You're slow!
- Hana-chan is moving!
- Hana-chan is good! - Hana-chan is good!
- Kurihara isn't moving at all! - Not at all!
- Not at all!
- For now, we'll leave it like that! - Kurihara...
Maybe we shouldn't have left Kurihara as the last one.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- But Hana-chan can still do it! - Hana-chan can do it!
- You can do it! You can do it! - You can do it! You can do it!
- You can do it, Hana-chan! You can do it! - You can do it!
- Go! - Go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Vivian wins!
Wow! It tastes good!
It's like a break time.
It's a break time.
You're really not suited for competition.
You look like you don't care.
You're not competitive at all.
Right?
The last one is a deco stamp!
I've heard of this. I heard of it when I was a kid.
It's a deco version of that time.
You put a stamp ink on your forehead and press it with a deco stamp for 10 squares.
The person who presses the stamp for 10 squares first wins.
You're not competitive at all.
She's saying it completely. She doesn't want to do it, but she's doing it.
I want to do it.
Really?
I want to do it.
She wants to do it.
First, we'll go with Ueki, Toyonaga, and Sakamoto's group.
How confident are you, stamp?
Yes.
Ueki-san.
It's not my first time.
That's right.
It's something you do with your chin.
I can kind of imagine it.
I see.
When I did it with my chin, I didn't leave a lot of marks.
So, I'm going to leave an immortal mark with a deco stamp.
I'm getting an A rank, but I'm also getting an A5 rank.
Also, I'm not going to lose with a deco stamp.
That's right. It's easier to do it with a deco stamp.
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Deco stamp, ready, start!
Wow!
What is this?
What is this movement?
It's so mysterious.
What is this?
How is it?
Time's up!
Sakamoto wins!
It's amazing.
It looks like you're wearing earrings.
It's beautiful.
How is it?
It's beautiful.
It's good.
It's like Mt. Fuji and the sun rising in the evening.
It's the sunset.
It's a strange shape.
It's like the sunset is setting.
It's dirty.
Even though you have beautiful forehead, this stamp is dirty.
They are Matsuoka, Kurihara and Murakawa.
Good luck.
Let's do it.
Deco stamp, get ready, start!
Good luck.
Vivian is fast.
Time's up!
It has nothing to do with your noses.
It's like you're wearing two stamps.
It doesn't work at all.
Where did you put it?
It doesn't work at all.
It's not your chin. It's your nose.
It's definitely your nose.
It's all your nose.
My nose comes first.
Only one forehead and you say it's all your nose.
You're giving up.
My nose is higher.
My nose comes down here.
I feel sorry for Vivian.
Don't say it like you don't have a nose.
It's like you have a low nose.
You don't have a nose.
Wait a minute.
This competition is not common.
Why can the winner imitate beautifully?
That's right.
What is it?
How was this deco project?
Yes.
Ueki, how was it?
Before we started, we were motivated and wanted to do our best.
When we were doing it, we went back to the end and wondered what we were doing as an idol.
We went back to the end wondering if we had become an idol in order to do such a thing.
That's right.
It's a good memory when it's over.
She said it's a good memory when it's over.
Can we say there's no more next time?
It's a memory.
It's a memory-making.
You've been wanting to do a deco project, haven't you?
Can you give me an honest answer at the end?
Whether or not this project will exist in the future is up to you.
It's honest.
If you want to do this project in the future, please raise your hand.
It's over!
Zero?
I won't do it anymore.
Zero?
Yes.
Was it fun?
Was it fun for me only?
Today's deco project was a lot of fun.
It's fun because it's only once.
I see.
Next, let's meet at HANA-6.
I don't like it.
HANA, please call HANA-6.
Wow, TECO-6 is so excited!
And last year, in February, March and April, we broadcasted a one-minute show with four members.
In this corner, you can do whatever you like in front of the camera for one minute.
We were so excited that we actually had members who hadn't been broadcasted yet.
These are the two members.
One, two, three, yeah!
Wave your hands from side to side. Wave your hands from side to side.
Poke your fists like this.
Ready, go!
Yes! More than coffee and espresso...
Mocha-chan!
Thank you!
I'm the sweet and lovely second year junior high school student, 13 year old Takera Tomoka!
Today...
I'll...
I'll... say...
I'll say...
I'll say... "I love you"
Say something!
Say "I"!
"I"?
What is it?
Yes!
Let's be together forever and ever!
Yes!
Say it! Say it!
"I"!
"I"?
"I" didn't come up!
"I" didn't come up at all!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh! Sorry!
Oh!
Oh! It's been a while!
How have you been?
I've been wanting to see you!
Let's be together forever and ever!
End!
Wow!
That's amazing!
When you said you'd say "I" or "I" would come up, but you didn't say "I" at all!
No way!
I couldn't think of it!
You didn't say "I" at all!
I only said "I" and "I" didn't come up!
I thought that if I said "I" anything would come up...
But when I told everyone about it, they said it wouldn't come up...
So it didn't come up!
You didn't say "I" at all!
I see!
You didn't say "I" at all!
Oh...
Oh!
You'd be fired up if you said "I" at all!
When I think about it, I don't know what's going on in my head...
Is there something going on in my head?
I think about it like this and forget about it!
It's good, isn't it? You don't feel nervous and forget about it!
It's like watching TV!
You don't feel like you're doing anything!
You're like "Oh no! Oh no! I forgot about it!"
Ready, start!
I'm Nattiko and Hirano Unjou who are in their 3rd year of high school.
I'm from Hokkaido, so I'd like to say a lot of things about Hokkaido.
Okay, here I go!
In winter, if you wear the same clothes as a fashion magazine, you'll freeze to death.
A fox and a deer feel like a stray cat.
A lot of people are happy just by using their fangs and beaks.
People who can't ski are ugly people.
School trips are in Hokkaido.
Hakata ramen noodles are too thin and I don't think they're ramen.
I don't want to recognize Hakata ramen as ramen.
In the countryside, there's only one bus for an hour.
It's my first time taking the subway for school trips.
In the countryside, I want to go to Wego right away.
In the countryside, I want to go to McDonald's.
It takes me 2-3 hours to get to the department store.
5 seconds left!
Mom, send some scallops to the director!
That's amazing!
That's an investigation report!
Someone must have asked you to look up things about Hokkaido girls.
Right!
That was amazing!
That was fast!
Are all Hokkaido girls quick-tempered?
No, we're not.
Maybe you were impatient and said it faster than usual.
I'd like you to say it a little more relaxed.
I messed up.
If you call me again, I'll be able to do it slowly.
No, you don't have to do the same thing again.
We're finally able to broadcast it!
Everyone in the fourth generation, let's record it together again!
And last year, we broadcasted a one-minute show full of fourth-generation people.
In fact, there was such a development.
Here it is.
Kon-san, this time, there are members who want you to listen to me for a moment.
Oh, is that so?
Can I call you?
Yes, you can.
Then, everyone, please.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
We are...
Huh?
We are samurai!
No, you're not making it up at all.
You're just doing it on your own.
What did you say?
I didn't say "samurai"!
And you're both ninjas!
What's wrong with you guys this time?
I can't accept it.
What's wrong?
I can't accept it with four students.
What?
Four?
No...
What is it?
You two are in trouble!
Yes!
What do you want to say?
Yes, yes. What is it in the first place?
When we were watching the broadcast...
Yes.
Four students were doing a one-minute show.
Yes, yes.
It's like...
It's like... "That's not a one-minute show, is it?"
No, it's not.
What do you mean?
Huh?
It's like...
In short, it wasn't funny.
Well, it was funny.
It was funny.
Well...
What? What?
We're also scared of this song, so we're going to keep it a secret, so that it won't be funny.
We don't want to say that "funny".
Yes, yes, yes. That's right.
It wasn't funny, it wasn't.
It was... It wasn't funny.
Yes, yes, it was.
I've been watching and I really want to do Murashige, too.
I want to show my seniors to the fourth generation.
Wow!
- So you want to show your Japanese to the fourth generation? - Yes.
- My Japanese. - Yes, my Japanese.
What are you saying?
Okay, I got it.
Since we're doing a one-minute show today, is it okay?
- Sure. - Shall we do it?
Who will go first?
Wow!
- A legend! - You're saying it all of a sudden, but you're a legend!
One, two, three, yeah!
♪ Wave your hands from side to side ♪
I'm Team H's Iko Piko and I'm the world's best Iko!
♪ Everybody, throw your hands up ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
Okay, we'll start. Ready...
Start!
♪ ♪
Mom!
Thank you, Ms. Koyoki. Thank you, Ms. Koyoki.
Ah, I'm so glad I was born as a woman!
Hello, I'm a career woman with a job with good efficiency and a fulfilling life.
What? Not me?
Are you going to push other freshmen and fresh members?
No, woman.
Then, I have a question.
If you're... you're... you're...
If you're a freshman and you're a true freshman...
Your cells...
They're telling you to push.
Do you know that your cells are pushing you?
By the way, how old do you think I am?
Thirty-five years old.
No way! Twenty-two?
Correct!
Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
Yay!
I did it! I did it!
Thank you.
Even if you're a freshman...
Yes?
You had a bullseye, didn't you?
I did! I did!
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.
Ah, but it's been a while since I saw that, too!
What?
I was going to do it last.
What? What?
No way!
That... that...
Ah, then... can I do it?
Yes, at the end.
Yes, only at the end.
SEXY SLIDING TABLE 2017 VERSION
Sliding table...
Don't you want to slide?
Huh?
That's what you call "sliding"?
Huh? Huh?
No, no, no.
What's next?
Ah, both of you raised your hands!
Both of you raised your hands!
Maybe you don't want to be a bird?
What kind of game is this? How are we supposed to win this?
Should we go now?
Let's go.
I don't have time for painful headaches. Now, ibquick's translation, DX.
Number one in the Ib market, fast acting, highly effective.
It works, doesn't it? I am ibquick's translation, DX.
Takayama sells a variety of things at a high price.
Instruments, electric tools, sports goods...
What else was there?
Pockets, computer, tablet, LCD TV, game console, monthly payment...
Hey, are you kidding me?
If you want to sell things in this day and age...
Takayama's 7 Points!
No good.
I have a lot of batteries.
My back feels like it's about to snap.
This is easy.
Medical thinking's taping theory supports the back firmly.
It's a big difference whether you do it or not.
Supporter, next time try it with your own back.
Fighting with the world is also fighting with the body.
It works directly for the fighting body.
V3 Newcomer Audition!
Seeking to become a professional, a serious amateur musician is on the hunt!
The famous challenge is on-air on TV!
The deadline is January 31st.
For more information, please visit the KBC homepage.
I want to protect you from invisible enemies.
3D Mask
I'm tired. I can't come up with a good idea.
Not yet!
We're just getting started!
Here it is! Here it is! This is it!
Game Keeper!
Double Psychic, Gash!
Gash Pico is Alpha Drink!
This much evolution?!
A thorough investigation of the shocking art of art education!
"Genius Kids All Gather!" Tonight at 7 PM!
Tonight's "Genius Kids All Gather!" special is...
A compilation of the 30 years of Heisei!
We'll start with the top 30 of Heisei's masterpieces chosen by the greatest number of people!
Our partners will also join us!
"Genius Kids All Gather!" Tonight at 7 PM!
One, two, three, yeah!
I'm Ueki Nao!
Here we go! Ready...
Start!
Recently, I've been making a lot of mistakes, so I'd like to talk about them.
I usually say "paku paku" at the theater, right?
And when the theater performance is over, there's a farewell party, and the fans often say "paku paku."
But it's a farewell party, so if I say "bye bye" or "paku paku" or "bye bye" to others...
It gets mixed up, and in the middle of it, I say "bye bye!"
That's what happened, so I'm going to be careful next time.
Also, when I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day, I wanted to drink tapioca, and I was going to order some, but I made a mistake and said "capipara, capipara, please!"
I'm going to be careful next time.
That's all.
Wow, you went all the way!
It's a full circle.
Right?!
It's not easy to do a full circle. It's difficult.
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun!
Yes.
You don't seem nervous at all, do you?
I'm really sorry, but I don't feel nervous at all, and I wore my socks in front of me, so they're a little short.
Really?!
They're not high socks!
I thought something was different!
My socks!
I thought something was different!
I'm really sorry!
You're really not nervous at all!
It was a good one-minute show, wasn't it?
It was fun!
Yay!
Then...
Should we stop now?
No!
No, no, the signing is dangerous.
Let me do it.
Ah, thank you for your hard work!
Sano-chan, what are you doing?
We broke the record for most yakitori!
No, it's not like that...
The store manager said he would sell this as a signboard product...
Yakitori for ten yen each!
Make it sweet and sour!
Be careful!
Congratulations on your fourth anniversary!
Thank you very much!
This has been Master Kimendoshi!
Who's Kimendoshi?!
Thank you very much!
Dragon Quest Monsters Super Light, fourth anniversary!
You'll definitely get a horse!
The comprehensive leisure service group...
Will continue to provide healing moments...
With an advertised hospitality...
With customers' smiles...
The comprehensive leisure service group...
Will continue to provide healing moments...
My waist feels like it's going to snap!
This is easy!
Using medical thinking's taping theory...
Support your waist properly!
If you don't do it, it's a big mistake!
Supporter! Next time, try it with your own waist!
Fighting with the world is also fighting with your body.
It works directly for your fighting body!
BANDERIN
KDC CINEMA, THE MOST TALKED ABOUT MOVIE RIGHT NOW...
When all mysteries are solved...
Life begins to shine anew.
MEMORIES WITH VERONICA
Uploading a TV show on your own is illegal.
It's either a 10-year fine or a fine under 10 million yen.
Under 10 years?!
Does that mean you can't do it for a day?!
It depends on the situation.
Is there even such a law?!
There is.
That's illegal!
I want to protect you from invisible enemies.
3D MASK
This time, we have Japanese people from all over the world...
Northern Finland...
Southeast Asia and the Philippines...
South America and Uruguay...
Japanese people from all over the world...
Saturday night at 7 PM!
Ahead of that...
A surprising appearance that you won't see in a wide show...
What will happen?!
Saturday night at 11:15 PM!
♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪
♪ Fire through the breaker ♪
♪ Make you crash or choke ♪
♪ You're failing greater charge ♪
♪ You're going to be rushed ♪
♪ It's not the one thing we ♪
♪ One, two, three, yeah! ♪
♪ Wave your hands from side to side ♪
I'm Murase Yano of HKT48.
♪ Everybody throw your hands up ♪
Ready, set, go!
I'll step on your head!
♪ ♪
♪ Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! ♪
♪ ♪
Come on, come on, come on.
OK, it's over.
You did it! You did it!
The entrance was excellent.
After "dosukoi," "dosukoi," "dosukoi," Ueki said, "That's all I'm going to do."
That's right. There was nothing else.
In the end, I was in trouble and said "dosukoi" very slowly.
You made money!
That was amazing!
Was it only one minute?
It felt like five minutes.
That's amazing!
But you know, you can't sell your heart like that.
You're amazing!
When I was watching you, I thought you didn't need a plan.
I thought you could just do it like that.
I didn't know you could sway the fourth generation like that.
Thank you for your support for HKT Variety 48 in 2018 and this year!
I want you to teach me how to kiss.
What should I do?
See you!
Next week!
Celebrities buy bags one after another, don't they?
If you buy one after another, sell one after another!
We, TAKEYAMA, have a riddle for you!
I'm looking forward to it!
We're back together!
Celebrities and bags!
If you want to sell a celebrity bag...
Takayama branch!
My battery is dying!
I feel like my waist is cramping up!
This is easy!
With the medical idea of "taping theory",
make sure you support your waist!
If you don't do it, you'll make a huge mistake!
Supporter!
Next time, try it with your waist!
January's KBC is a drama called "B.G."!
What's "B.G."?!
Like a big old man...
A big old man...
No, it's a bodyguard!
A Boeing R...
No!
I said it's a bodyguard!
It's a bodyguard...
Huh?!
A bodyguard?!
It's a bodyguard!
This time, the price is 100 million yen!
If you bring me 100 million yen, I'll go back!
Didn't you get kidnapped?
As a talent...
It's a drama!
"B.G.", new title, Thursday night at 9pm!
"B.G."'s mission is to protect 100 million yen!
Let's do the "stubborn boobs" competition!
Thank you!
You say anything!
There's no "N.G." if it's written in the script!
It's like...
I'm used to it, but even if you call me "boobs", I don't get excited!
No, no...
Oh, like "stubborn"?
It's like "stubborn"?
I don't want to say it!
I say it while I'm starting!
If you say "stubborn boobs" cheerfully...
Then what should I do?
No, no... Just leave it like that!