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- Kon-chan! - Kon-chan!
- It's been so long! - It's been so long!
- You must've missed me! - You must've missed me!
- I'm so happy! - Kon-chan!
It's been 3 months already, Kon-chan!
No, stop being that old lady character!
No, thank you for everything!
After you said a word about my bad luck at the opening!
I did say that!
- I did say that! - Don't you check if she's there or not?
Is she not here today?
- She is here. - She is?
- She is here. - She is here.
She's always asking me about my bad luck, you know.
- She is? - She is?
- She's here? - She's here?
- Maruo-san! - Maruo-san!
Why are you sweating all of a sudden?
Why?
So are the three of you doing it today?
Thank you very much for today.
Let's do it.
I don't have that kind of waste of time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure this episode will be cut in half.
And Kon-chan.
Kon-chan, you're twenty years older than me.
Merry Christmas!
Yay!
From you, Merry Christmas!
From me, Merry Christmas!
My neck hurts a little right now.
I'm so nervous.
My neck hurts.
It's Christmas Eve.
That's right.
It's a famous night.
Yes.
It's been a while since we did that popular segment.
What is it?
Christmas gift exchange session!
It's not a popular segment, is it?
We did it once before the show.
Actually, you know, we did deco last month, right?
We did.
And we still have half of the deco left.
Oh, you're right.
So, to be honest, this Christmas gift exchange is just the right size.
Oh, you're right.
But, well, if you get excited about this Christmas gift exchange,
I think you can sell a lot of deco.
Really?
You guys were working hard.
No, no, if you ask Ueki, you'll know the best.
I don't think it's like that.
If you look at Ueki's face when he's excited,
I think he's more excited about this Christmas gift exchange than about the deco.
I see.
Well, this time, we'd like to introduce you to the members who will participate in the Christmas gift exchange session.
Please come in!
Wow, you guys are so energetic!
You guys are so energetic!
Look at their faces. They're totally ready to use this Christmas gift exchange.
Oh, my.
Thank you for coming.
Wow, it's been a while.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's been a while!
I know, right?
So, Ueki, you're always like this, right?
Yes, I'm always like this.
It's been a while.
It's been a while?
That's because of last time's recording.
Maybe I'm more excited than you are.
That's true!
Nice to meet you!
You're right.
Well, then, Kitane, you're dressed like a normal person, right?
Yes, I'm normal.
Huh?
I'm not sunshine.
Right?
You're warm, right?
I'm always like this.
That's weird.
You're talking like a normal person, and you don't seem like it.
Yay!
Thank you.
Wonderful!
It's closed.
The studio is closed.
Wonderful!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
And, Mel-chan, you're always like this.
Yes!
You say "yay" but you don't say anything.
Yay!
No, no, no.
Don't say "normal yay"!
No, no, don't say "normal yay"!
Director, what are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
No, no, no.
As a camera, I wanted to pull it out.
Oh, you wanted to pull it out!
But it was right behind me.
It hit me!
No, it didn't hit you.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm sorry, really.
Kou-san, you cut your hair, didn't you?
Don't move forward like nothing happened!
Even if you cut it, okay?
You're an expert. You've got skills.
You're an expert.
Natsu...
You're like an adult now.
Natsu...
You didn't say a word until you got here.
I was talking.
No, you weren't!
You weren't talking at all!
In the past, you were more...
You were more loud.
I was doing something.
How old were you?
I was 21.
I see, you're an adult now.
You always say you're an uncle to meet up with.
That's right! I'm an uncle to meet up with!
No, you're not.
I'm completely like an uncle to meet up with.
I've known you since the beginning.
Right?
I've only seen you on TV shows in Tokyo.
My, my, my!
Thank you for coming all the way here!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Thank you for everything!
Please don't ignore me!
Actually, we only have a variety hotel right now.
Ah, there it is!
Ah, it's over there!
It's an easy-to-understand gomazuri.
Oh, you're here!
Oh, it's been a while!
It's been a while!
How is it coming from Osaka?
Are you used to Fukuoka?
Yes.
You've been here for a while now?
Yes, it's cold.
It's cold?
No, no, no!
You're not talking at all!
Wow, it's been a while!
How long has it been since then?
A year?
It's been about a year.
Since you all came out together, right?
Yes, since you all came out together.
I did a sexy swing.
A sexy swing?
I forgot about it!
You don't know about it, do you?
It's a similar thing.
What did you do?
What did you make me do?
No, no, no!
You did it yourself!
And...
It's been a while!
This two-shot!
Oh, I thought we were a duo!
It's been a while!
I want to ask you something.
Is "Miyazaki and Miyazaki" over?
If it was the last episode, I'd like you to say it!
I wanted to know!
Why don't you say it directly as a director?
What are you trying to do?
No, it'll continue!
But if you don't do it this much, we'll be worried.
Because you've been doing it every episode!
I'm jealous of everyone posting their projects on social media!
I'm jealous!
Really? Did you check your social media?
I did.
Really? What did you think?
That Hamada is bad.
You're calling me a director!
P.E. is getting worse and worse.
She's the only one who thinks we're on her side.
She's our enemy from now on.
Kon-san, we've prepared a Christmas present for you.
Take a look!
We've wrapped it up so you can't see what's inside.
But since it's Christmas Eve, we'd like you to bring something you don't need anymore.
We'd like you to bring something you don't need anymore.
I see.
We'd like to have an exchange of presents now.
Yes!
I want it!
Do you want a Christmas present?
Yes!
That's right!
You won't come back.
Kon-chan is leading.
You'll spend Christmas Eve alone.
Stop right there!
I'm sure you won't get anything in there!
Wait a minute.
First, let's open it.
Yeah, let's open it.
Opening it now.
I'm excited.
It's like a Christmas present.
I'm excited.
It's soft stuff.
Oh, what is this?
It's ripped.
What is this?
Is it a coach?
It's a pouch, isn't it?
It's not something you put in when you wash your underwear, is it?
It's not a net, is it?
And it's a little blackened, isn't it?
Wow, you brought something you really don't need, don't you?
This is...
Wow!
It's something you throw away, isn't it?
It's like this from the first shot.
It's like this.
Wow!
Who is it?
Wow!
No way!
What is it?
Don't hold it like that!
Sir!
No, no.
It's a book!
No, no.
Please look.
It's important for me.
I go to Tokyo and Osaka a lot.
So, I have something I've been using for about three years
that contains skin care products like lotion and serum.
This is how I use this.
Wow!
You normally open the chain, don't you?
But even if you don't open it, it goes in from here.
No, no, no...
♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪
Yamao-chan! Yamao-chan, you've got a lot of stuff!
I'm looking forward to it.
Here it is, here it is, here it is!
Huh?! What?! Huh?!
What? What is this?!
All of them! Wah, wah, wah! Scary!
This, wait a minute! This, this!
It depends on what it is, but isn't it a gift from a dense fan?!
Isn't it one of those old-fashioned things, Kon- san?
2005 November 2nd...
Oh, my name is coming up.
You know it.
I know it.
This is a record of some members.
We don't need it?
This is decisive.
What is it?
There is something you two have to know.
Miyazaki Science and Technology Institute.
It's written there.
It's written in "Space World".
It's also written in "Harmony Land".
Who is it?
I knew it!
Asuka!
What are you going to do?
This is a video of Asuka Tomiyoshi as a child.
I'm going to present it this time.
I'm going to let you know everything about me.
After you've seen it, there will be a second one.
There is a sequel.
Wow!
It's a lot of luggage.
It's true.
It would have been better if it was as light as a pouch.
- What's this? - What?
- What?
- What's this? - What?
- What?
What's this?
- What's this? - Wait.
The police... the inspector...
Oh no!
The inspector brought it.
- What's this? - Huh?
- Huh?
- This is... - Huh?
- This is a little... - Who is it?
- This is...
- Wait for a second. - Really?
- Do you know? - Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Are you kidding me?
- You're kidding, right? - Arrested.
- Eh? - Happy version and love version.
- But it might not be love, right? - That's right.
- It's like "Dancer's Death". - Ah, I see!
- Because... - Maybe someone didn't need it. - That's right.
- I see, I see. - Maybe someone didn't need it.
- But you don't know, right? - That's right.
Who is it?!
I knew it! I knew it!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- What is this photo about? - This...
There was a handshake event where fans were given handmade presents.
Nao would seal her own photo and give it away.
She went to Kitamura, where the camera was set up, and sealed about 800 of her own photos.
And the next day, she gave them away with a handshake.
She worked hard to make 800 of them, but there were so many that they were left over.
- I'm embarrassed. - There were so many that you couldn't say anything.
- That's right. - "Why did you make it into two?"
I felt sorry for you.
- Two of them were just enough. - That's right.
- Mel-chan, you're freezing. You're frozen. - Do you want me to put it on you?
- No... - Ah! It came off!
- Ah! Cute! - Ah!
Cute, cute.
What?
Scary.
What? Scary!
A letter!
A letter for me?
A letter!
What?
A letter?
No, it's not a letter.
What?
Scary!
What?
It's horror, but...
What?
Scary!
Wait a minute.
It's a photo of death.
What photo?
What is this?
What photo?
What?
What photo is this?
Let me see.
What is this?
It looks like a temple.
I'm surprised!
It doesn't look like a normal swimsuit.
I'm surprised!
Look!
A ricopito?
A pizza?
It's a pizza!
Yes, it looks like a swimsuit.
And what is this?
Isn't this Nara's deer?
What is this?
Isn't this Nara?
What is this?
This is a complete failure.
I don't think it's bright enough.
Who is this?
The person?
It was you?
First of all, when we were shooting "gravure"
we took photos as a gift for fans.
We took two and one was left over,
so Riko-chan gave it to me.
She said she'd give it to me.
But I thought I didn't need it anymore.
And what about this photo?
This is a photo I took when I was in 3rd grade.
I went on a school trip and went to a temple.
What?
I'm sorry.
I said I didn't need it.
We took photos of gold and silver
and I was really happy about it.
But I thought it was a waste of money
so I brought my own and took photos of things I didn't know.
I see.
Do people in Miyazaki want to make memories for you?
You two!
I want you to know about it.
What are you going to do about it?
I heard an episode about it and it's cute.
So I'm going to get something else than this.
Dicopin!
Dicopin's position is...
Sorry, Dicopin!
The one who's not here is suffering the most.
Then, Dicopin will...
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
Stop it.
It's like an HKD bulletin board.
Dicopin's position is...
It has a paper bag in it.
Isn't it expensive?
Could it be...
Wow!
It's amazing!
Accessories!
This is my first time winning!
What's this Dior?
Huh?
Did Dior have something like this?
Wait, wait, wait! If Kon-chan holds it, it'll be bad!
Here, here, here!
If I hold it, it'll be bad!
If Kon-chan holds it, it'll be bad!
Oh! Here it is!
A memory...
What's this picture?
48?
What's this?
This is "Variety 48", right?
"Me and Koyuki", right?
Wow!
That's why the bread dot became "Me and Koyuki", right?
Wow! Kon-chan, how did you know?
There's something about this, right?
Wow! Who is this?
Huh?
Who is this?!
Mieru-chan?!
Huh? Mieru-chan?
Did you wear a burma?
No, I didn't wear it in my private life.
When we were students,
we performed "The Party Begins",
and the unit at the time was "Skirt Hilary",
and the skirt was quite flashy,
and under it,
burma was always put on.
Oh, is that so?
But I always drew it wrong,
I drew it without wearing it.
And the burma was warm at home.
There was a movie like that.
This movie is strange.
Why did you want me to wear it?
It really suited you.
You made a "barraquen".
"Barraquen"? What is "barraquen"?
It means "barraqui-foteto-no-inu".
Is this a dog?!
Yes, that's right.
It's a dog's profile.
What will you do with it?
I'll think about it,
but I like it.
You like it?!
Yes, I like it.
It's like a park filled with memories of Mel-san.
I see.
It's like...
What is it?
She's laughing.
What is it?
What is this?
It's real!
Her nose is twitching.
It's real!
She drew this when she was in elementary school.
Right?
This is amazing!
What is this? A self-portrait?
It's a self-portrait, isn't it?
She drew her own face, isn't it?
Her eyes are brown.
This is amazing!
Can I ask you something?
Who is this?
Yes.
What did you draw?
When I was in elementary school,
I looked in the mirror and drew myself.
It took me an hour to draw.
It doesn't look like you at all!
I decorated it in my classroom for a year.
Every time I look back at it,
I feel like I'm cursed.
You drew it yourself?
I feel like I'm cursed.
I kept it in my classroom for a long time.
What are you going to do with it?
I'm going to put it up at my grandma's house.
Really?
Why your grandma's house?
- Something nice... - Something nice!
- Isn't it something nice? - Yes, yes, yes!
- It looks like a present. - First... - You can use it. - Yes.
- What is this? - Toothpaste? - Toothpaste! - I can't open it!
- Mysterious toothpaste. Second...
- This is... - Major! - Major!
- Nico-chan's Major!
- Ahiru! - Ahiru!
- What? - Cutter bar? - Cutter bar!
- Osaka!
- "Osaka" came up. The keyword came up, didn't it?
- Wow, what is this? - Wow, what is this?
- Anko? - Yes, yes, yes, this is anko.
- Out of all of them, this is the most common one. - That's right!
- I want it, I want it! - You want it, don't you?
- It's the first common one to come up, isn't it? - That's right!
- You know what it is, don't you? - I know what it is.
- Everyone knows what it is, doesn't it?
- You know what it is, don't you? - I know what it is.
- Takoyaki's cutter bar? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'll say it. - Yes.
- Who is this?
- I wonder... - No...
- It's me! - Ah!
- Well, I moved to Fukuoka and I couldn't stand up like that, so I couldn't find it.
- I looked desperately for it. - What is it?
- I got it from a dentist in Osaka, but I didn't like the taste of peach,
- so I brought it to Fukuoka and thought of using it, but I haven't used it for about a year.
- But I found it, so I'll give it to you. - I'm happy!
- What did you use it for?
- Well...
- It's broken!
- Ah! Ah! It's Kon-chan! Ah! It's Kon-chan! Ah!
- Kon-chan!
- Ah! Kon-chan! You can't use this anymore!
- Kon-chan! What are you doing?!
- Look at this, Kon-chan!
- Look! It's terrible!
- No, it's not like that!
- You can't break it like that!
- Oh! Wow!
- What is this?!
- It's a middle school button!
- Eh? This? Eh? Eh?
- This is a student government button.
Wow, it's a police station again.
Is this for surveillance again?
Wow!
This is...
A middle school button!
This is a student government button.
Isn't it one of those?
What button is it?
Isn't it a button for someone you like?
It's pretty heavy!
I think I got it from Gem or the five of you.
Either one of you.
I'm getting really excited.
Isn't it a memory of middle school?
I'd like to know more about it!
I'd like to know!
And now it's something I don't need anymore!
Wow, this is a middle school button!
I'm scared of girls!
Wow!
So, from top to bottom, there are about five student government buttons for boys?
There are!
So, is it all of them?
One of them is for girls, and five of them are for boys.
So, it's not for boys?
Is it only for boys?
This is for boys!
This is a student government button!
It's definitely for boys!
Isn't it pretty crazy to have five student government buttons for boys?
Pretty crazy!
For whatever reason!
Isn't it?
It's pretty crazy!
Did you give it away?
I gave it away to people who asked me for it sometimes.
Ah!
So...
So what?
You had that period of time, too!
Surprisingly!
You were pretty popular!
I said it myself!
Wow!
Wow, who is it?!
Can I ask you something?
Yes!
Who is it?!
Hey!
But it's not mine!
It's not the one I got!
It's the one I gave away!
Which one?
It's my dad's!
Your dad's?!
Dad's!
Apparently he couldn't hold it because he was fat.
And like...
Oh, I have it, so I'll give it to you.
But I don't need it either, you know?
So I increased it all at once.
That's good, though.
Oh no, oh no!
Asuka's face! Asuka's face!
But I was really happy.
I couldn't do anything like this last week.
I was really happy, but like...
I feel like I'm an old man I don't know.
But like...
It's not like I couldn't hold it.
It's not like it's stuck.
It's not like I'm throwing it away.
It's like I'm taking it to a funeral or something.
Yeah, like...
It's like there's a grudge against it.
It's like you're taking it to a funeral or something.
Well, the Christmas Gift Exchange Meeting is now in full swing!
It's so much fun!
If it's like this, we've already lost one.
What are you going to do?
When is Deco*6 going to air?
I think we're going to air it in January.
Wait, you're going to age with Deco?
I am!
When is it going to air without Deco?
Huh?
No, no.
The leader said something like that.
Leader!
Honestly, what is it?
Didn't you have an answer like that?
No, I didn't say much.
No, no, no, you said it.
But the fans really liked it.
More than I thought.
Then we should air it, right?
We'll definitely air it in January!
Wait for it!
No, I...
Merry Christmas!