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It's started! HKT Variety 48!
Yes!
This time as well, since Koyuki-san is on vacation, I, Maruo of Dango Bar, will be your host!
Thank you for having me!
Hey, Koyuki, you're on vacation too much!
No, I think you're on vacation because you're so concerned about me!
Because if you think about it, you have feelings of wanting me to become regular, right?
Of course I do!
That's funny!
Of course you do!
You're being too honest from the opening!
No, I have a lot of work over there!
I only have this!
No, you certainly don't!
Thank you for having me!
We have someone who would like to say a few words on this show.
Could you please call her out?
Yes, this person, please!
Hello, I'm Ueki.
What's up, Ueki?
I have something I'd like to say.
What is it?
Do you remember the "Chin Project"?
Of course I do!
It was a lot of fun!
No, no, it was a really fun project!
The number of people increased, and two years in a row, at the end of the year, we had the "Chin White Song Contest".
Yes, we did it.
"Chin White Song Contest".
Yes, we did it.
It seems like you made a mistake, too!
Are you okay with that?
No, it's because we have a year's break.
I see, you have a year's break.
We haven't done it for a year!
Oh, I see.
Oh, you're right!
It was such a big project!
You said it yourself!
You had an answer!
It was a big project!
Objectively speaking, it was a big project!
Really?
No, it was fun, and as an idol, you went that far!
I was impressed, too!
Well, you have a great chin today, too!
Thank you for having me!
Can I say that about idols?
Of course you can! You're one of "Chin Four".
There were only great chin idols.
But it was such a big project!
That's right! The director also said it was fun and continued with it, but we haven't done it for a year!
So, today, instead of that, we brought a new project!
Oh, really?!
That's right.
What kind of project is it?
Wait a minute.
"Chin Four" is...
I know why it ended!
Why?
There were only great chin people, like Ueki, and people who had free schedules!
There were a lot of people like that!
Really?!
People with round necks!
And yet, they did "Chin Four" together!
No, no, no!
There were a lot of people who didn't have a great chin!
Three of you didn't have a great chin!
That's probably it!
Chin Four
I brought my own project!
Please!
I hope!
It's a "deco" project!
"deco" project!?
No, no, it's exactly like that!
If it's not "amocha", it's like "deco"!?
Yes, that's right!
"deco"!?
Let's go with "deco"!
What kind of people are gathered in "deco"!?
"deco" has various kinds of people!
She's laughing!
She's laughing a lot!
Well, beautiful, wide, round, and so on...
In various aspects...
I understand!
The reason why I chose "deco" is...
Oh, I'm a little curious!
Before Shimono was four years old...
She had thick eyebrows...
Was it noticed? There was a project like that!
Oh, there was!
Looking at that...
When Cinnamoroll drew her eyebrows...
She drew "deco"!
Yes!
There aren't many idols who draw "deco" like this, are there?
No, that's true!
Most of them have bangs!
No, this is...
It's true, it's a little exciting!
It's an unusual part, so it's exciting!
And when I drew my eyebrows, it turned out like this!
Suddenly, my eyebrows turned like this...
When I saw that...
I was shocked!
Eyebrows are more shocking than "deco", aren't they?
That's right!
Cinnamoroll's "deco" is unusually narrow!
That's right!
Yes!
Today, I brought various members with me!
Well, you don't usually show your "deco"...
That's right!
But you brought people who have their own "deco"!
Yes!
I brought people who are confident in their "deco"!
Please come in!
Hello!
Please meet us!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Your legs are apart. Your chin is the same as No. 4's.
What is this? Can you do it one more time?
Can you do it one more time?
I want you to feel refreshed here.
It's messy here. I want you to meet me here.
Yes, that's right. Yes, that's right.
Today, we have a member of DECO with us.
A member of DECO?
Here you go!
One, two...
We are...
DECO6!
Your chin is the same as No. 4's.
I haven't done poses like this yet.
You haven't done poses like this yet?
DECO6!
No, it's not DECO.
It's DECO.
When I saw this member, I thought she was gorgeous.
You're all proud of your foreheads, right?
Yes, we are.
No one said they were proud of their foreheads, right?
When we did the "chin project", we didn't know why we were invited.
To be honest, I'm more confident about my foreheads.
Oh, really?
Actually.
Oh, really?
Do you think you have the same foreheads as me?
The same foreheads.
I have a forehead like Mt. Fuji's.
Oh, that's a good metaphor.
What kind of foreheads do you have?
Let's see...
Are you confident about your foreheads?
I am...
She looks like she's not confident about her foreheads.
No, but I've been learning ballet and gymnastics, so I've always raised my foreheads.
I see.
But I feel like I was called out of nowhere.
You were called out of nowhere.
Then, you know, there are only people like you.
You can say it.
You're getting stronger and stronger.
No, you do it a lot in the park, right?
She does it a lot.
Actually, I'm going to Disneyland today.
Oh, I feel sorry for you.
No, I don't feel sorry for you.
Make a reservation for Disneyland, too.
No, it's my job.
I'm a farmer and a farmeress, but I work so hard.
I'm trying to go to Disneyland for the first time in my life.
I'm glad you're happy.
I'll do my best.
I'm glad you're happy.
You're going to cry again, aren't you?
Yes, I cried a lot.
Why did you cry last time?
It was a "weird face" project.
There was a great man named Yamamoto Mao in front of me.
I know him.
I cried because I thought I couldn't overcome it.
I see.
Why does he do this much in front of me?
And, yes, Toyonaga-san.
Toyonaga-san.
Yes.
Toyonaga-san, you're here.
It's been a while.
How's your forehead?
To be honest, I'm confident that I can win first place with all the members together.
Wow, really?
You have such a great forehead.
People often praise me for my forehead like a boiled egg.
It's slender.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like that forehead.
Last time, when I came here as an appeal for the fourth generation,
Shimono-san took everything from me.
I see.
This time, I'd like to win first place with my forehead.
Thank you for coming.
It's great to have such a positive person here.
It's great.
I'm glad.
You have such a great face next to you, Kurihara- san.
Seriously, Kurihara-san, forget about Disneyland.
You can't go there anymore.
I wish it would end soon.
You haven't given up yet.
She's still trying.
You haven't given up yet.
Vivian.
No, I...
Vivian, it's not your forehead, it's your bangs.
If it's bangs 4 or something like that, I'd like you to come.
No, I'm really confident about my forehead.
I don't think my forehead is worse than Aki- chan's.
Really?
It's a little bald.
It's bald?
You can't say that.
It's a little bald.
That's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's true.
It's true?
It's dangerous.
It's a little bald recently.
The idol's...
The idol's forehead is bald.
So I'm confident about winning.
Really.
That's right.
I'd like to compete for first place.
You can laugh the most, right?
Even though you have a bald forehead.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'd like you to show me your forehead right away.
That's right.
I think so.
Since we're shooting today, let's raise all our bangs and shoot with our foreheads out.
That's right.
Because it's "deco six".
So, do you want me to tie it with a rubber band or...
Is it a band?
Yes.
Do you want me to do it in a band or in a room?
That's right.
How do you want me to do it?
I'll do it with a rubber band.
With a rubber band.
She'll do it with a rubber band.
Thank you very much.
Rubber band is nice.
Yes.
Please put on the rubber band.
What do you mean by rubber band?
Do you want me to do it like Yawara-chan?
That's right.
No, no, no.
It's not "ah".
You want me to do it yourself, don't you?
"deco".
I'm embarrassed because I can't see your forehead.
What?
You're kidding, don't you?
Really?
If you say that, I'll be excited.
It's been 6 years since I've shown my forehead.
It doesn't make sense, does it?
Showing your forehead while naked?
Why did you come up with such a plan?
Are you ready, Ueki?
Show me your forehead.
Cute!
The cameraman of "Variety Mojito" doesn't like to show his forehead.
It's a waste of time.
By the way...
How is it?
It's easy to see my forehead.
It's easy because it's easy to do it.
You have a good forehead.
Really?
Rank me in A, B and C.
Rank you?
I've never seen my forehead so seriously.
But I think it's a delay.
Cute!
It's like a swan.
I like it.
I see.
Cute!
Rank you in A, don't you?
Wow!
Highly rated!
I think you're in A.
Yay!
I'll eat it with a pin.
Hana-chan, do you usually show your forehead?
I've never shown it.
You haven't?
I've never shown it.
I see.
You don't mind it, Hana-chan?
It's a little embarrassing, but I don't mind it at all.
Really?
Wow!
Oh, it's healthy! It's healthy!
Cute!
It's embarrassing!
No, no, it's healthy and it feels good!
It's embarrassing, isn't it? It's like I'm naked.
Really? Is it really like that?
I want to cover it up.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, but it's a good curve.
But after all, foreheads also have their own personality.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because it's completely different from upper teeth.
It's different, it's different.
Oh, it's wide!
Upper teeth, if you look at it like this, it's really wide, isn't it?
It's wide!
Mine is really wide!
I see. It's like...
If you look at it after upper teeth, it's round B, isn't it?
Oh, round B!
I wanted it to be a little wider.
It's wide!
It's like they say "deco" (wide)
The wide one has higher points, doesn't it?
That's right! Because it's "deco"!
If it's chin, you're in the second round now, chin and "deco"!
Chin is also the most pointed.
Perfect!
"Deco" is wide!
Okay, next!
Sago-chan!
I said it myself, it's Mount Fuji.
Let's worship it with everyone.
Right?
Because it's "deco".
But when I was in elementary school, I always had an all-back.
All-back?!
What kind of elementary school student is that?!
What, like your partner, Mr. Ukyo?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't like that kind of elementary school student!
Okay, show me your forehead!
Here you go!
Ah, it's good!
Ah, it's wonderful!
Ah, it's "deco"!
It's "deco"!
It's like snow is piled up in the back of your head.
It's good!
It's called "Mount Fuji".
It's "Mount Fuji"!
It's a good name, "Mount Fuji"!
It really is Mount Fuji!
It's amazing!
It's said that "Mount Fuji" belongs to beautiful people.
That's right!
I said it myself!
You said it!
That's what people say!
That's what grandmothers would say!
Mount Fuji, you're beautiful!
They definitely say that!
It's good!
Oh!
That's right!
Oh! Let's go!
Isn't it good to go with a good rival relationship?
It's good, isn't it?
Well, next...
What's this again? Kurihara, wasn't the order bad?
No, it's like before...
Wasn't the order bad?
No, it's like before...
This is after "fujibitai".
Wasn't the order bad?
Kurihara, isn't the order always bad?
Shouldn't you think in line with the director more?
Kurihara, do you have resistance to show your forehead?
No, not really.
You don't?
Is it okay? Do you usually show your forehead?
Sometimes...
You usually show it in a park, don't you?
Sometimes...
Okay, it's done!
Then...
Please show your forehead!
Oh, it's good!
Oh!
You've become "chochianko" (a type of sweet red bean paste)
Look over here!
It's cute!
Look over here!
Wow, it's cute!
It's cute!
I think you should show it!
It's just right!
No, it's good!
It suits you perfectly!
You should show it!
Your face is beautiful!
Really?
Your face is beautiful!
It's true!
Wow, it's a good curve!
Okay, let's go to Disney with this!
No, Disney says "give up"!
But, you know...
It's compared to "ueki" (a type of flower)
I see...
So, as I thought...
Yes, the size is not good...
Please use "b"
Oh, no!
Stop it!
Wow!
Is it okay?
So far, we only showed our foreheads...
Is it okay?
What are we doing?
Is it okay?
If it's not okay, we will end this show by showing our foreheads...
What kind of show is it?
The competition will be turned around in the second half...
It's almost midnight!
It's almost no cut!
This frame is...
It's too much!
There is still more, but...
Let's go to "tora"
Let's go!
No, because...
Because you said you have the best forehead...
Yes!
You said you are confident...
Are you confident?
I am confident!
What kind of forehead is it?
Boiled egg!
Show us the boiled egg!
Let's end it!
Let's end the boiled egg!
I'm looking forward to it!
Wow!
You are used to it...
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Now...
Please show us your forehead!
Go ahead!
Wow!
Great!
It's like this! It's like this!
It's an English rank for Saga beef.
Really?
It's an English rank.
This is great! It's an English rank even in English.
It's the best!
Wow! It's magnificent!
It's pretty, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
No, no, but it's great!
It's great!
It's definitely better to put it out.
It's better to put it out.
Isn't it better for me too?
No, it's fine.
Guys, you should understand guys.
It's fine!
What?
Why do I feel like she is my girlfriend?
What?
Why do I feel jealous of you?
She is such a pain in the ass woman!
It can't be helped.
She is magnificent.
I don't have confidence in my forehead.
Stop it.
Why are you telling me that?
Don't ruin the project.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You've been thinking hard about it, don't crush it.
No, but...
Don't crush it, cooperate hard.
Mom, but...
If you're going to say that, do it last.
Okay, then.
Okay, last one.
Vivian.
Vivian, are you glad it's the last one?
I've already seen the best one.
No, it's true.
I've seen the best one.
Vivian is really pretty.
Really?
Yes.
Vivian, do you usually put it out?
No, I don't put it out anymore.
I can see it.
You can see it, right?
You don't have resistance, Vivian?
Yes, not at all!
Are you okay?
Yes.
I did it!
Okay, then, Vivian.
Yes.
Please show me your forehead.
Go ahead!
Oh, that's good!
Huh?
What is this rock?
What is it?
The side is...
The side is wide.
It's wide.
The side is wide.
What is it?
It feels like I'm in a period drama.
It's like I'm in a period drama.
Well, my rank is...
C.
C?!
Oh!
Yes.
Until now, there wasn't a C.
That's right.
It's hard to get a C.
Today, I have a plan for "deco six".
Yes!
I'd like to do it.
Let's do it!
Deco-scissor-competition!
Deco-scissor-competition.
What kind of competition is it?
It's a competition between two people.
Between two people's foreheads,
While running while pinching the toilet paper core,
They compete.
It's a force.
I see, you pinch it like this.
Close distance.
That's right, their faces are getting pretty close.
That's right.
Forehead muscles.
Don't say "no" or anything like that.
No, it's not like that.
First up is Ueki Kurihara duo.
Ready, start!
Everyone stumbled on the start table.
How is it?
But...
Time's up!
Disqualified!
One more time, one more time, one more time.
One more time, one more time.
That was amazing.
It went from your forehead to your eyebrows.
Ouch!
Wait, there's a lot of red.
It's true, it's turning red, it's turning red!
It's turning red.
How is it?
You're disqualified.
I was practicing.
You were practicing.
The camera was turned away.
You weren't practicing.
You were practicing.
Then one more time.
One more time.
You can do it!
Until you reach the goal.
Ready...
Start!
Go, go!
You're fast, you're fast, you're fast!
That was totally a charley dance.
You said that to a charley dance.
That was good!
It really fit your forehead.
I love your forehead.
It was in a good position.
It fit through the toilet paper.
It was in our positions.
Five seconds!
First place for now!
There it is. The English-language forehead.
Toyonaga's English-language forehead.
Now, it's Matsuoka and Toyonaga's combination challenge.
Ready...
Start!
So fast!
Goal!
That hurt!
That was pretty fast, wasn't it?
It's easier if you do it like this.
But since your partner's area is wide, it might be advantageous.
How was it? Try it.
It didn't fall off, did it?
I was able to do it.
Oh, really?
But it hurt.
Two seconds!
You did it!
Amazing!
The next person has to be first place.
That's right.
The next person has to be super fast.
Toyonaga-chan, can I say something?
This is really good.
I like this.
It makes you feel good.
Do you know it?
There's a treatment like this, right?
Two seconds! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Amazing!
Congratulations!
I'm aiming for 0.5 seconds.
I'm worried about my speed.
I think it's impossible if you don't pinch it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm aiming for 0.5 seconds.
It's really...
Oh, you pinch it like that!
It's really close!
No, no, it's not like that.
He's using a little bit of authority.
According to the rules, it's not allowed.
First of all, it has to fit.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now, it's a Sakamoto-Murakawa combination.
Ready, start!
Oh, it's fast!
This is fast!
One second!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Yes!
Are you okay? Did you get it on camera?
Did you get it? Really?
I got it.
You didn't get it, did you?
What? Are you kidding me?
You didn't get it, did you? Did it fit properly?
The forehead part.
That's right. The forehead part didn't fit properly, did it?
Failure!
What?
I did it!
As an idol, you have to think about TV first.
I see. It's not about speed or anything like that.
Then, how about Mr. Ueki, who said he'd say it even though the camera was rolling?
Isn't that a new personality trait?
It's okay! I've always been losing!
That's right. She's always been losing.
In terms of time, it's five seconds.
Yes.
She's getting a little upset.
Yes.
Are you okay with this?
With that said, Hana-chan and Toyonaga team win!
It was good in terms of time, but...
That's right.
Wow, that's great.
I couldn't see the forehead part because it was too fast.
I see.
You were too caught up in the time.
I couldn't see anything.
Stop making that face!
Wow!
What is this?
What is it?
What is this movement?
It's too strange!
What is it?
How is it?
What?
How is it?
How should I do it?
Ah! Ah! We can do it!