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Today's HKT Variety 48 has a new assistant because it's a holiday.
It's this person! Please come in!
Thank you very much!
He's just an old man.
I'm Maruo of Dango Barna.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
He's the one who always appears in Tamori-san, right?
That's right. The one who always appears in Tamori-san has finally removed Tamori's veil.
Today, I'm going to serve you raw Dango Barna Maruo and Sashimi Maruo.
No, no, no.
If it's this show, I'm not wearing Tamori's clothes.
If you don't notice it...
That's right, but...
If you keep wearing Tamori's clothes, I won't notice it.
That's right.
Every time you give me a job, you usually check the meeting hours and planning contents, right?
Yes.
Every time you do that, I check if I'm wearing Tamori's clothes or not.
I don't like it anymore.
It's like a code is leaked.
It's black and white.
Right.
You were doing it in Tamori-san's show, too.
Today, we have two people who want to talk to you, Man-san.
Well, well, well, I don't have any worries.
Then, please come in.
Yes, yes, understood.
Please come in.
Good morning!
You don't look like you have any worries.
Not at all.
What's wrong? What's wrong with you two?
We don't have any worries, but we have two people who have worries, so we'd like you to do something about it.
You two aren't together, right?
That's right.
They want you to talk to them.
Well, I think you two know what's going on.
Yes, we know what's going on.
Well, we have two battles now.
Takamoto and Yamamoto.
It's a close battle.
Yes.
Don't show it! Don't show Yamamoto-chan!
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow, there are so many of them!
Draw.
Why?
No!
Stop it!
Draw!
What?
It's about time we ask Mr. Kon to take care of us.
We're so worried, we can't stop worrying.
What are you worried about?
We can't decide, but we've been doing this for years.
What? Really?
Yes, really.
This is like Mr. Kon's life.
It's true.
And you two are in the middle of it.
So you two must be really lonely.
Yes, we are.
But at the last shoot, you looked like you were really close with each other.
No, no!
But when the camera was rolling, you started talking like this.
We didn't say anything like that.
We didn't think it would be hard to set up.
If you say it like that, we'll all lose our jobs today.
That's right.
Please don't say it like that.
Then let's say "we're bad friends".
Don't say "we're bad friends"!
We're bad friends!
We're bad friends, right?
We're really bad friends!
We hit each other.
You hit each other?
Please say "we're bad friends" this time.
I got it.
Then I'll say "we're bad friends" today.
You did it!
If you say "we're bad friends", will you be able to get along with each other?
That's right.
I got it!
Then let's say "we're bad friends".
Let's say it.
Since you said it today, let's have them appear.
Yamamoto-chan and Sakamoto-chan!
Go ahead!
It's already starting! It's already starting! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
That's weird! That's weird! That's weird!
They're really fighting! No! No! An idol shouldn't do that!
What's wrong? What do you like about me?
You pushed me!
That was close! That was close!
What? I said don't push me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Your costume is the same as last time!
What do you mean? It's not like you appeared in "Justice"!
It's not like you're wearing the same costume as last time because you don't like it!
But last time I borrowed his shoes, but not today!
They're new! They're new!
Look at you! This is what's good about late-night shows!
As a feature of this show, and I've experienced it myself, you want to use the costume you bought once!
That's right! I've done it three times!
That's right!
I am...
Sunshine...
Yama...
Boku...
You did it!
Moto...
Yay!
"Justice"!
That's amazing!
You don't usually raise your voice like that, do you?
No, I don't.
Are you all watching?!
The original! The original!
I am...
Soccer...
Mo...
Yay! "Justice"!
Are you all watching?!
But what is it? You're always like, "Huh?"
Even in the dressing room, you're always like, "It's all over the place."
That's right.
Um...coupling!
I was in the center.
And you copied me!
Hey, hey!
You were in the center, too!
Copying!
You all copied me.
You copied me, didn't you?!
So don't touch me!
You all copied me!
I see.
Um...the director of the show was covering a BLT magazine.
And in "Variety 48", the members who became popular
were called "Yamamoto" and "Sakamoto" in an interview with "Dared".
But I thought, "It's fine to have just one person."
"Sakamoto" is fine!
"Yamamoto" is fine!
Hey, Director-san, what do you think?
"Yamamoto" is fine!
That's right.
"Sakamoto" is fine.
"Yamamoto" is fine.
I see.
Both of you are like "tangobun" in front of me.
That's right.
I feel like we're fighting a lot.
I think we have to make it clear today.
This time, we'll settle it!
It's an autumn sports day competition!
I'm sorry.
Looking at it like that, today's outfit is perfect, isn't it?
That's right!
I don't know if you were born here or if you've been doing sports since autumn,
but we're going to have a competition-like competition.
First of all, let's make a vow while crying!
"Tears Tears" contestants, please come forward!
What does this mean?
Well, this is...
Contestants who have been in the sports world for a long time...
will cry as they sell these tickets.
I see.
Well, we need something like an acting record for this.
I see.
So, depending on how many you throw...
That's right.
Well, this is...
Which one is better?
That's right.
The more you throw, the better.
I see.
Well, from now on...
I think it's difficult for you two to cry all of a sudden...
Yes.
So, I'd like you to raise your voice a little bit.
Yes.
So, we will...
Yes.
I see.
I have no image of crying with Sakamoto-chan and Yamamoto-chan.
That's true.
Besides, I don't think I can cry with a lie.
You can't.
It's not a lie.
Do you cry with your heart?
It's amazing if you cry with your heart.
You remember it, don't you?
What do you remember?
I don't know...
When my pet died...
Yes, that's about it.
Yes.
How do you feel?
Vivian...
She cried when she got a letter.
Wait a minute...
Yamamoto-chan...
Are you okay?
No, no...
It's not like that...
It's not like that, is it?
But Sakamoto-chan is a little...
Oh, Sakamoto-chan is crying, too.
She said "cry with your heart" just now.
It's like an elementary school student's cry.
You two are cute, aren't you?
Are you ready?
Can you do it?
Yamamoto-chan, can you do it?
Can you do it, Yamamoto-chan?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Then, let's start with Yamamoto-chan!
Then, Yamamoto-chan, Sen-sensei...
Please do it!
Sensei...
I can't do it...
It's too late for you to raise your hand.
You're not raising your voice.
Sportsmanship is a no-no!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll fight with all my might!
Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good!
Do your best! Do your best!
Don't stand up! Don't stand up!
What happened?
Don't stand up!
I swear I'll fight!
Yamamoto is blue!
Time's up!
Um...
She didn't cry.
She didn't cry, but...
She was crying...
Her emotions...
Her acting was great.
She collapsed in the middle of it.
I'm about to cry.
But you have tears in your eyes.
Yes, I do.
Wow!
Yamamoto, you were a good teacher.
On the other hand...
Yamamoto...
Tell me when you're ready, Yamamoto.
Let's go!
Okay, Yamamoto...
Teacher...
Please!
Yes!
Teacher!
Don't say "yes"!
I...
Introduce yourself!
Thanks to this variety potato...
Your arrangement is incredible!
I received my character "serious character"...
And I want to say...
I'm glad I can see various faces of Eltan! I'm glad I can say a lot of things about her...
- What is this? - Really!
- She's just borrowing words and saying "thank you" to her fans. - I'm not a teacher!
- She's not a teacher!
- Please continue to support me!
- The end!
- Huh? What's with you, Saga Moccha?!
- Even if you're a teacher, you're nothing!
- I'm sorry, I'm just being sentimental.
- You didn't cry! - You didn't cry!
- This is what you said after you won the election!
- You didn't say "thank you" to your fans?
- That's right.
- "That's right!"
- Because you're a teacher!
- And that's what you're like, right? You look like you're smiling.
- Ah, that's right.
- You always look like you're smiling!
Hey, Sakamotchi...
Well, Sensei didn't...
do very well, but...
No, but really...
your emotions... my emotions...
Really...
But Sakamotchi...
That was cruel.
That's the most crying face you've had now.
That face! That face!
- You wanted me to do it like that, right? - Do it again!
- Now it's coming! - Now it's coming!
Well, can you do it like that?
- Just like that! - Do it again! Do it again!
- Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it one more time!
Sensei!
We, we, athletes, once again...
take up sportsmanship and...
do our best...
to fight...
until the end!
I swear!
The representative of the players, Sunshine Sakamoto!
Time's up!
She cried!
She's crying!
Seriously!
Sakamoto, what are you crying about?
I hate losing.
This is...
Sakamoto vs. Sakata
Aho no Sakata vs. Tokyo Asahi!
This is amazing!
As the title says,
there's a famous way Sakata runs, right?
Yes, there is.
That's how Tokyo Asahi wins.
By the way, do you know an entertainer named Aho no Sakata?
Yes, I do.
Do you know him?
I know him.
Do you know his name?
I know his name.
Do you know his name?
Can you show me?
Yes, that's it!
Wow!
That's it!
Yes!
That's it!
That's more like it.
That's right.
That's the theme.
Yes, yes.
That's how you do it.
You don't have to chase them.
That's how you do it.
Watch me.
No, I won't.
I won't.
Wait a minute.
I don't think you'll do it with all your strength.
I won't.
There's also something called "tocchan tadagi."
There's a fight where you're bent like this.
And you hit each other's feet with each other's hands.
And you definitely say, "wow!"
Take this.
Each of us has this.
Anyways, that's how you walk.
That's right, that's right.
There you go.
Your hand is like this.
You can go any direction you like.
Like that.
Thank you for wondering.
Thank you for asking.
Please leave it as a memory.
My legs are like this.
You look like a teacher and a student.
No, I'm serious.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Okay, then...
I would like you to compete.
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
No, no, no...
Not like that!
How much do you want to dance?
No, no, no...
Don't look at the camera!
We're not fighting!
We just want to be on TV!
We just want to be on TV, you two girls!
Don't look at the camera!
Don't wave your hands!
What? What did you just say?
No, no, no...
A big one! A big one!
Which one?
The fish and the famous people!
Which one?
Idiot!
Idiot's embarrassment!
Okay, that's it!
Wow, Amiru!
Wow!
I can't forget that video.
What kind of competition is this?
This is a city race, for now.
The speed is zero.
You should have been faster on the course, but you were faster and faster on the camera.
And the camera was going over there and there and it was really annoying.
The course is over there!
KBC TV "Kodouguko"
There are a lot of videos in "Kodouguko", aren't there?
Yes, there are.
I'd like you to borrow a lot of things from "Kodouguko".
There is a topic and I'd like you to borrow something according to that topic.
Oh, what is that topic?
Yes, the topic is this.
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
I see.
So I'd like you to bring something that's not idol-like.
It's like "what am I doing?"
Well, it's already like that now.
It's already like that.
I'm sorry.
So, there is "Kodouguko" right there.
So, bring a tool from there and hit it.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Then, let's go!
Ready,
Oh!
Start!
Wait a minute!
Ready,
Oh!
Start!
Wait a minute!
They look like they get along well, don't they?
They definitely get along well.
They get along well.
Let's see what they'll bring.
What will they bring?
Something that's not idol-like.
They get along well, don't they?
They have "zura" and "kodouguke" as well.
So, first of all, you want to wear "zura", don't you?
That's right.
I want to wear "zura" no matter what it is.
Now that you say it like that, it looks like you're going to wear "afro".
This trend.
Will a miracle happen?
It's a miracle.
If you wear "afro" like this, it's a miracle.
That's right.
Oh!
Here it comes.
That's crazy.
It's hot!
Iron Man!
Wow, it's Iron Man.
It's really Iron Man.
Iron Man.
It's a really small Iron Man.
What is he holding in his hand?
Isn't it like a TV stand or something?
Wow, wow!
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
That's right!
What are you doing?
That's right!
He can't fight, can he?
What is he holding it for?
What is it?
Here it comes again.
Here it comes again, Iron Man.
Here it comes again.
Oh, that's crazy!
Wow!
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
What are you doing?
That's right!
What are you doing?
What is it with his legs?
He's wearing a cone.
What is it?
That's crazy!
It's crazy!
What is he thinking?
He's a little bit of a hero.
Wow!
He's been working out.
And it's a lot of fat!
You found a good one, didn't you?
How about the second and third times?
Which one is it?
It's getting better and better.
Wow!
I'm looking at it now.
I don't know what it is.
I'm an idol.
No, you're not.
What are you looking at?
What is it?
Basketball!
I don't know what it is.
Wow!
You often had a good hat like that.
It's true.
I'm using Google Maps now.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I don't want to say it, but...
He's crazy!
Are you okay?
He's crazy!
Are you okay?
It's weird to have a paddle on land.
It's like a cat's play.
It's weird, isn't it?
When you're like this...
Slow down!
He's gaining strength.
His shoulders are going up, too.
My arms and legs...
He's gaining strength.
But he looks weak.
He's still squirming around.
He's amazing!
What I want is...
to become human like you.
Your line has changed.
His legs are stocked up, too.
He's got more equipment now.
It's full of equipment, doesn't it?
He's Iron...
He's Iron Man.
- Cute. - Annoying.
Cute!
Iron Man would never do something like this!
- Oh, it's coming! - It's coming!
- How is it?
- No! - This is bad, this is bad!
Huh? Huh? It's a duo! It's a duo!
- Huh? - It's a duo!
- Which one is which? - It's a duo.
- Which one is which? - It's twins! It's twins!
Won't it absorb water?
- What does "absorb water" even mean? - Oh, wow, wow! Huh?
- Huh? Huh? What? What?
This is an amazing duo.
This is crazy.
We're idols.
What are you doing?
It's true! It's true!
You guys are too big for us!
Oh, it's refreshing.
This is it, your highness's report, animal folk dance!
Well, as we said in your highness's report, it's gorillas, I think.
But this time, you'll be chickens, and you'll dance folk dance with chickens.
Folk dance with chickens?!
That's right.
Wow, this is difficult.
It's a little difficult because there are a lot of things on it.
Is that so?
Right, gorillas?
Both of you showed us a little bit of it.
How confident are you about chickens?
I bought a chicken stamp.
Stamp.
What does that have to do with it?
There is a person who buys chickens in the neighborhood.
I've been looking at it since I was in elementary school, so I'm confident about it.
That's amazing.
You know how to do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now, let's start the confrontation.
Now, let's go.
Are you ready for the confrontation?
Now, let's go. Animal folk dance.
Start!
It's soft.
It's smooth.
They're fighting.
What is this?
Is this a clock?
It flew away.
It can't fly.
It can't fly, but it's trying to fly.
It flew away.
They look alike.
Now, it's over.
It's over.
Isn't it a performance?
It's over.
The last spurt.
It's over.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You two were fighting, weren't you?
It only looked like a combination technique.
We were fighting.
You were fighting?
If you notice it, we're just being shown combination jokes.
Amazing.
Wow, this is...
It was a good fight, but it was also a hot fight today.
Yes, yes.
Now, Kon-san!
Yes!
Please give us your judgment!
Now, then...
I will announce the winner!
It's a draw!
Now, now, now...
You're cute now!
You did it! You did it!
I did it!
You're really embarrassed.
My ears are getting higher.
Hey, can you say it? I can't do it.
I'm embarrassed.
You love cameras, don't you, Inumatori?
It's rare, isn't it?