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Good evening. It's time for "Variety 48".
I'm Kon-san's junior, Maruo of Don Go Bar. Nice to meet you.
Every time I dress up as Tamori-san,
it's probably the third time.
In a good way, no one has found out, right?
That's why we can continue, right?
Yes, I'd like to do it as Tamori this time as well, so thank you in advance.
Well then, let me appear.
It's not "let me appear", really.
No, I mean, last time you appeared as Tamori-san
for a rehearsal at a music station.
That's right.
This time, I can't find a reason to become Tamori- san.
No, it hasn't been like that since last time.
You're making me want to sweat.
That's right, I get really nervous when I'm captured by Tamori-san alone.
The most important thing is that you don't look like him.
That's right, that's right.
It's the most important thing.
If you look like him, you can still look like him.
This is really rude of an impersonator.
That's why I'm thinking of dressing up properly from now on.
It's not impersonation, it's dressing up.
That's really true.
You're making me sweat too much.
That's right, I was surprised myself as well.
So what are we doing this time?
This time, Variety48 is in trouble.
What is it? What's going on?
This month, it's been taken out.
What?
The deadline is approaching.
That's why we don't have much time to edit this time.
We're going to show you what we took out.
It's a pretty tough situation right now.
You're going to show us what you took out?
It's already like that.
Normally you'd record and edit and show everyone what you took out.
That's right.
What about editing this time?
There won't be any more. It'll be almost no cut.
No, no, no.
There won't be any more.
Stop it, stop it.
No, no, no.
I'm doing it because I can edit it.
That's right. That's how it is on TV.
That's right. Editing really helps me out.
It's because we don't have much time that I'm being called out.
What do you mean?
I'm asking you.
What do you mean?
I'm asking you.
That's right. I'm always free.
That's why it's easier for me to plan my schedule.
I know it's easier for you to plan, but...
After thinking about everyone's schedules, Koyuki- san couldn't come.
That's right.
No, no, no.
Yes.
You don't need a microphone anymore, do you?
Yes.
You're confident because you're holding it up.
That's right.
You're not doing anything.
You're doing a pretty good job as a tago-san, though.
Then, from now on...
Yes.
We'll do it almost no cut.
That's right.
No, no, it's crazy.
That's why we don't have much editing time.
We'd like you to do a high-quality location.
No, no, no.
Even if you say you'd like me to do it, I'm doing it because I can edit it.
That's because we...
Right?
Yes.
You really wanted me to do it, didn't you?
What's wrong with you?!
This isn't Melville!
You know, we're editors, so half of it is like, "Oh, was this bad? Did it slip?"
But we're doing it because we think it's fine because we're being edited.
Can I say something like that?
This is also a no-cut, so it's being broadcasted right now.
Just say it earlier!
- No, that's right! - Just say it earlier!
- No, no, earlier... - Wow, it's sticky!
- That's right, it's a little... - Wow!
I'll do something about it later.
It's shiny, it's messed up!
- So this time, you're doing it as if it's a no - cut, right? - That's right.
So this time, it's a little bad, so the director said he thought about it a little.
And he remembered this.
You've been reading it all along!
- No, that's not it. - You're terrible!
- It's already decided all of a sudden. - That's right!
In November 2015, do you remember we did the "Thick-cut Jason Pakliwan Grand Prix"?
Oh, we did, we did!
At that time, Murashige-san said,
If we do a shoot with Ueki-san, we can do something really interesting.
- Ah, he did say that! - That's right!
- He said it, he said it! - The director remembered that,
and said, "Why don't we try throwing a ball at you two this time?"
- Yes! - No, no, no!
- Murashige always says big things like that! - No, that's not it!
- Isn't it possible for him to say things like that? - No, no, no!
- He always says big things like that! - No, but...
- Murashige... - Is that so?
- Murashige always says big things like that! - Is that so?
When he comes out, he's like, "Huh?"
- Oh, he's saying it! - That's right!
- Oh no, oh no! - For now...
- Oh no, he's already coming out, he's coming out! - He's coming out!
- For now, let's cheer for today's star! - Yes!
- Murashige-san and Ueki-san, please come out! - Alright!
- Yay! - They're here, they're here!
- Yes, they're here! - That's right!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- So, you said it this time, but do you remember it? - Yes, I remember it very well!
- You said it, didn't you? - I said it!
- I remember that, too! - Yes, I really said it!
- Yes! - I definitely said it, but...
- Yes! - I want to hit myself from back then!
I think you probably didn't have a job at the time.
- I was desperate. - It's like, "If you say something, you might get caught," right?
- I know! - I was determined to say something for now.
Then what? Honestly, what about you?
Well, I and Ueki are close even in our daily private life,
and I think I'm the type of person who steals a lot of comedy even as an MC of a theater show,
- so I think... - What?
- You're not really into it, are you? - It's rare, right?
- Huh? You're always so initiative. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're like, "I'll do anything," right? - Your eyes are shaking.
I was really caught up in it.
It can't be helped, even if you're caught up in it. It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped, even if you're caught up in it.
No, but really, I really didn't think "murashige" would come to life.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- That's what you say, right? - "murashige" doesn't work for me.
- That's right. It ends with "haihai," right? - Yeah.
I never thought you'd really adopt it.
And I think about how much we're cut out of our lives.
- We're cut out of our lives so much. - Yeah, that's true.
- I wish you'd know. - But you know, this time...
- That's right. - We're not cut out of our lives, so I don't think we'll have a good day like this.
- But we're not cut out of our lives. - No, we're not.
- We're funny when we're cut out of our lives. - We're saved by the editors!
- Wait a minute, Maan-san! Maan-san! - No, no, no.
- This is weird. - It is weird, right?
- But you're lowering the bar yourself right now. - I'm telling you, I'm telling you!
- You're not cut out of your lives at all!
- The editors make us laugh so much that we think they like us.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- So you're cut out of your lives, and you're always cut out of your lives, and you complain about it a lot...
- But does that actually mean you're saved? - That's right!
- We're really saved!
- We're really innocent! It's not funny at all! - Innocent?
- Don't say it like an AV! - Don't say it like an AV!
- But it's really hard to be innocent. - Yeah, it's hard to be innocent.
- It's really hard. - It's really hard, but...
- But you have to be positive about it this time. - That's right, that's right.
- Our pressure is getting stronger and we're falling behind. - That's right.
- It's really rare. It's not like this usually. - That's right.
- It's not like we're falling behind like this.
- When you're young you're more confident about your life, and as you get older you become more negative.
- That's right. - Yes.
- But what do you think of yourself now, when you're young? - It's embarrassing!
- But that's good when you're young! - That's right, that's right, that's how it is.
- But you know, the director trusts you two and you're almost perfect. - That's right.
- I'm happy! - It's common practice. - That's right.
- What should we do? - You can do everything you want to do, and you don't have much time left.
- How much time do you have left? - 15 minutes and 50 seconds.
- 15 minutes! - That's not good!
- In the meantime, do what you like and liven up the atmosphere. - That's right.
- Let's do something! - Let's do something!
- Shall we? - Let's do it!
- The director who set this up is stupid!
- Mansa, I haven't been on TV much, but is this common? - No, it's not!
- It's not! - It's not for me either!
- It's not for me either!
- Alright, let's do something! - Let's do something!
- Alright, it's the opening! - Alright!
- Murashige Anna and... - Murashige Anna and...
- Ueki!
- Why did you say Murashige's name? - Did you forget your own name?
- Let's calm down for a moment. - Yes.
- Ueki Naoto! - No, no!
- Why did you say it wrong? - Murashige!
- Murashige!
- She wanted it calmly just now! - That's right!
- She wanted it calmly just now! - Murashige! Murashige!
- As expected of you! - If you don't cut it out, I'll get carried away!
- As expected of you! - As expected of you!
- Ueki Naoto and Murashige Anna's... - Great review!
- Great review!
- Yay! - Great review!
- From the side... - It's a mess!
- What's with this review? - It's been 7 years since we joined HKT48...
- If you look back... - If you look back...
- We had a lot of things to reflect on... - Yeah.
- So we're going to look back on 7 years and have a review session! - Oh, yes, yes, yes!
- Right? - No, no, wait a minute!
- You surprised me!
- No, no, well... - It was amazing, wasn't it?
- It's often "no cut", you know? - Yeah.
- "Will it be like this?" "It's totally different from usual!"
- "It's always like this!"
- "Right?"
- It's the first time I've seen a concert go down so beautifully like this!
- It goes down so beautifully like this!
- It's not easy!
- You surprised me! I'm thinking you're not editing right now!
- I'm doing my best with the reactions!
- Since we're looking for "fancy", we need a chair and a desk!
- Oh, I see! I got it!
- I'll go get it! Let's get it ready! - Please do!
- Right, right, right, the chair...
- Right, right, right...
- Do you need a desk, too? - Do you need a desk, too?
- I have one.
- You just said it!
- Well, you know, I didn't ask you, so...
- Right, right, right...
- Also, you seem a little nervous, so why don't you go buy us a drink?
- Why?!
- You're kidding, right?
- For now, let's drink vodka!
- That's right, you... - You're kidding, right?
- You're drinking too much Russian food, you know!
- It's true, it's only Russian and half-Russian.
- It's true, it's true...
- The liquor is...
- I'm a minor, you know...
- Oh, you're a minor, you can't drink it? Then you can't drink it.
- It's dangerous, it's dangerous...
- I wonder what it is...
- It's empty...
- Even when we go out for dinner, we're not the type of people who talk about fun stuff...
- Um, we really...
- We really have a half-half self-reflection session.
- Both of you are negative, so it's as dark as the end of this world for you two.
- But...
- Are you that negative?
- It doesn't look like it, you know!
- It's true! Usually, when we do MCs and stuff, we get more and more heated up...
- Ah, that was a little different, wasn't it?
- Ah, I see...
- Wow, that's amazing!
- It's a really half-half self-reflection session...
- Eh, by the way...
- This is the half-half self-reflection session from earlier, right?
- Yes.
- Eh?!
- Sorry, sorry...
- Masan!
- Sorry...
- You can't cut this out!
- It's dangerous, it's dangerous...
- You can't cut it out this time!
- I... um...
- If you don't laugh, you'll get an allergy.
- No, no, wait...
- If you don't laugh for a while, you'll get an allergy.
- Laugh! Laugh for Masan!
- This is bad, I'm sorry!
- I wonder why...
- What are you going to do, what are you going to do?
- So, your self-reflection session has started, right?
- I guess I'll do my usual self-reflection session...
- Eh, but Nao usually...
- But this is just recent, the most recent...
- You're laughing so suddenly!
- Well, it can't be helped for now.
- Right now, you know, it's only just started, so...
- That's right.
- If I were to talk about Nao's most recent self - reflection session...
- It's making up stories.
- Ah... that's possible.
- It's possible.
- You know, recently...
- At the theater's MC...
- Yeah.
- She suddenly shook me...
- Yeah.
- And I didn't know what to say...
- Yeah.
- Um... my mother...
- At the parking lot...
- She...
- Ignored the word "man"...
- Yeah.
- And kept walking around for the rest of her life...
- Yeah.
- And in the meantime...
- Yeah.
- The store was already closed...
- Yeah.
- And I told her my self-reflection story...
- Yeah.
- And at the end of the night...
- Yeah.
- I slipped...
- That was it, I suppose. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I guess.
- We always tell stories in the same way. - Yeah.
- When we're together, we can't be enemies. - Yeah.
- If I tell about Ueki for example, I do it in the same way. - Yeah.
- And she notices me... - Yeah.
- Even if I tell about Ueki in a show, she is definitely interested in it. - Yeah.
- She makes me talk with her. - Yeah.
- It's the same with the opposite side. - Yeah.
- If I tell in the same way, she would think "yeah, yeah".
Yes. Even if you think it's different from back then, you still get carried away.
Our past can be repainted right away.
You can remodel your memories right away, so when you talk about "murashige gas", you think "oh, that's how it was".
I'm sorry, but what kind of story is this?
I was waiting for this too.
Wait, I don't really understand...
We're starting a normal review session.
I'm sorry about this, but...
Why don't we stop this?
It's getting darker and darker.
Let's change it to something more exciting, since we're on TV.
That's right.
Let's change it to something more up-tempo.
Something that's not negative.
For example, something you two usually do.
I see.
Something you two do in the dressing room.
Oh, I want to see it!
Like a game.
Oh, I want to see it!
Something you two are doing now.
I don't think you're doing it.
Can I change it?
Oh, wait, I'll go wipe it off.
Hurry up! We don't have time!
Oh no!
We don't have time! It's already midnight!
We don't have time!
Ten minutes!
Ten minutes left!
Ten minutes!
Hurry up!
I'm really sorry!
What is this?
You're wearing sunglasses! Who are you?!
Seriously...
I'm sorry.
- Matsuyama is... - Please forgive me!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Please forgive me!
- Please wait! - I won't let you ruin this show!
I was hoping you wouldn't sneeze in the end!
- You didn't even sneeze! - I didn't even sneeze!
I even forgot about it!
- This is such a crazy show! - Yes!
You two are so funny!
Don't cry! Don't cry in a variety show!
- Don't cry! - For now...
Can you cut everything out?
You didn't even sneeze once!
- Can you do it again? - No!
- I don't have enough time! - It's a special show!
- I can't help it! - Ten minutes!
It's not just this show. You can go everywhere.
You can go outside.
- There's a small tool warehouse over there. - There is!
You can use those things.
- You two... - Do you want to go to a small tool warehouse?
- Let's rely on tools. - Right?
Let's rely on tools. Let's go.
I've never seen you so depressed.
I can't stop sweating.
Wow...
Does Murashige say that?
Where is it?
It's over there. In the back.
- Here you go. - Wow!
And it's on the right.
Excuse me.
Be quiet.
Here. On the right. Here.
Here. Here. Here.
What's wrong?
Look. Look. Look.
There's something.
There is. There is.
The other day...
The other day, I...
I used this at Domo's location.
This Iron Man thing.
I used it.
What should we do?
No, no, no.
Let's eat a little. Let's eat a little, okay?
I know we don't have much time, but...
That's true, but...
No, no. I wore all of this...
I pretended like I didn't care and stayed still for two and a half hours.
At the location.
That's right.
The customers were quite surprised when I moved.
There's an Iron Man.
I might be able to use it.
Hey!
Oh, is there something?
Is there something?
Is there?
Hey!
No, no.
Are you somewhere?
Isn't the police here?
There's a pervert!
Oh, there's a pervert?
What kind of pervert is there?
Huh?
Where's the pervert?
Wow, it's you!
It's me!
Can you cut me in too?
Is there something?
Is there something like this?
Are you in a bad mood?
Oh!
You're clearly in a bad mood, aren't you?
Are you an Iron Man?
I'm an Iron Man.
Um, Mr. Man,
even though you're so far away, don't touch me!
No, no, save me!
Hey, save me!
You're a terrible guy!
No, no, I couldn't cut in.
You're healthy!
Huh?
You're healthy!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
There's a lot of them.
I'm not good with things like this.
Well, not only things like this.
You might want to go back to the meeting room and do something like this.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
This might be a good cut.
I feel sorry for you.
Let's think about what we should do together.
I'm getting itchy.
Let's think about it.
Let's think about what we should do.
Let's think about it.
We've thrown too many things at each other.
That's right.
We should definitely think about what we should do.
That's right.
For now, we can't do anything here.
Think about it, too!
That's right.
If you fix this area, you'll definitely be regular.
Really?
Yes.
With this...
Yes.
We have a good gun.
Yes.
Can we make a story with this?
Four of us?
Four of us.
That sounds fun!
Can we do it on the spot?
What?
On the spot.
Can we do it on the spot?
Okay, I got it!
This gun and...
I think we can use this, too.
We have a gun like this.
I think we can use this, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's take this.
Let's bring something that will make a good story.
Yes, yes, yes. I got it.
Yes.
Let's bring it and...
Oh, no! The image is getting bigger.
Oh, it's getting bigger?
I'm glad!
I'm glad it's getting bigger!
But don't hit it!
That's right.
We'll spread the news.
Don't hit it.
Yes.
Are you okay, Ms. Ueki?
I'm okay.
Shall we go back?
Yes!
I'll go first.
Okay.
Let's go.
Mr. Kombat is not here.
I was looking for tools.
Oh, you were looking for tools.
You didn't run away, did you, Mr. Kombat?
Are you okay?
Mr. Kombat!
Mr. Man?
Oh, thank goodness!
Oh, you brought quite a lot.
Let's use what we have around here and make up a story.
That's right.
I have something to do.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Kombat!
Let's do it.
Let's fight until the very end.
She's in. She's already in.
She's already in.
Don't involve me.
Let's fight together.
You know, I wasn't going to challenge this battle.
But we have to make it up together.
What do you mean we have to make it up together?
What are you going to do?
Let's put this over here and use it freely.
Okay.
Then you two do something and we'll go in there, okay?
Let's go in there, too.
What's that?
I came here to protect the earth and the peace of the sea.
Warriors...
Die!
Today, too, I will fight to destroy evil.
I came from a perverted country.
Perverts are justice.
Let's cut it out. This is a cut.
Yeah, this is a cut.
I've decided.
What? What's up?
I'll take responsibility for my own statement.
I'm not going to talk anymore.
This is really going to happen.
We can't hold it together at all.
Twenty-five minutes was really hard.
Yeah.
The director who usually gives a big applause always looks like this.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
What's wrong?
Well, but if you ask me who's at fault, it's the director.
If you think about it normally and prepare from the beginning, this wouldn't have happened.
You two are victims.
But let me say one thing.
The script arrived last night.
Yeah.
We didn't even have time to meet up.
Yeah, that's right.
That's why we definitely needed the director's script.
That's right.
But I really felt it.
The importance of the script.
Yeah.
So we're going to spend some time and show you what adults have made.
I'm really sorry for not being able to do anything.
Maybe we won't be able to do it this time.
That's true.
Yeah.
There might be other members who come and redo it.
I'm sorry.
If we don't do it again, I'll have a DVD burned as a memory.
Just give me that.
Yeah, yeah.
Should we go back to work?
Yeah.
Let's go back to work.
Yeah.
Let's go back to work.
I don't want to see these pants anymore.
Where are you?!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
I'm relieved! I'm relieved!