AISubs v3.5
Dr. Ayasegawa is unconscious.
What happened?
It looks like an unpleasant substance emerged from the body.
I thought this would happen someday.
Oh, I was surprised.
It's a trap.
"The Old Painter". Wednesday night at nine o'clock.
I'm trying to find out the truth.
He failed to kill himself and tried to kill him by telekinesis.
After all, it's just a failure.
When I noticed it, I was stabbing it.
We will definitely raise the star!
Yes!
Police Department. Sosei Underground City. Thursday night at eight o'clock.
H.K.T.
Today's H.K.T. Variety 48 is a special episode because Koyuki is on vacation.
Please welcome...
Hello.
You look like you're having fun.
Oh!
Comiket!
You're terrible!
Terrible!
Where did you come from?
You're terrible!
Right?
H.K.T.
You're a low-quality impersonator. You're trying too hard.
It's been a while.
You're terrible!
It's just started!
Today, I have another offer as Tamori.
I'm back!
I asked you to continue this project, but Tamori has nothing to do with it.
What?!
Not at all!
Music stations and stuff like that...
It has nothing to do with it?!
You don't do Bratamori, you don't do anything.
Then why am I wearing Tamori's clothes today?
I heard it from the director, but it just happened to be in the art room of KBC.
And he told me to wear it.
Isn't that too much?
No, it's just a waste of time.
It's a waste of Tamori's time.
No, no.
I'm sorry for Tamori and I'm sorry for Koji.
No, no. It's not a waste of Tamori's time.
Today, Kon-san has a member who wants you to listen to her.
Oh, really?
She wants you to listen to her story.
Yes, yes.
She's coming, so can you do it now?
Yes, I understand.
Please.
Good morning.
It's been a while.
Vivian, it's been a while.
I want you to listen to me.
Do you remember the gorilla battle between Sakamoto and Yamamoto last January?
Yes, we did.
We did a real gorilla battle.
But this time, Kon-san's judgment was a little vague, so you two are still in the middle of a dispute.
Really?
Really!
As for us, we want you to make it clear.
No, no, it's not decided yet.
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Oh, someone said "don't show it".
Sakamoto-chan, don't show it!
Yamamoto-san...
Yamamoto-chan, don't show it!
Wow, amazing, amazing!
Wow, it's coming out like this!
It's coming out!
No, no, it's coming out!
It's a little too close!
It's a draw.
Why?
It's not decided in one go, after all.
It's not decided in such a short period of time.
Oh, no, no, it was a really good match.
It was, wasn't it?
It was a really good battle, so I made it a draw.
That makes you two get along better.
But, on the other hand, it's not like a draw to make up.
No, it's...
On the other hand, it's...
It's "jiri jiri".
"Jiri jiri"?
The dressing room is "jiri jiri" now.
It's "bachi bachi" not "jiri jiri".
It's "jiri jiri" for the first time.
It's a generation gap.
There's something about it that I think you should win this time.
I see.
I guess my kindness is an excuse.
That's right!
You're kind, Koma-chan!
I see.
You're strict, aren't you?
You're worried about their relationship.
You're making me laugh.
I'm not laughing.
It's difficult.
I don't need it.
I see.
I should put it on.
Please put it on.
Yamoto and Sakamoto are here.
Really?
Let's call them in.
What is it?
They're fighting.
Sakamoto won't be mad.
He's mad.
Sakamoto is very strict.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
What's going on?
I see.
Hold it.
They're close.
They are.
Amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
When Sakamoto said "I'm Yamamoto", Yamamoto said "What's up?"
I'm sorry.
Don't say it.
It's funny.
Don't say it.
Don't say it when they switched on.
Don't say it.
What's up?
I'm sorry.
Don't you think it's unfair?
They're fighting for black and white.
You're right.
If you were caught, you would be dead.
Sakamoto thought he won.
Yes, I did.
Really?
With that?
No, not with that.
Was it bad?
Yamamoto thought he won.
I was the best.
It was a good match.
Yes, it was.
We want to decide who is better by playing black and white.
That's why we prepared this event.
If you let Sunshine Ikezaki do it, I'll do it.
Here it is.
It looks fun.
It's like Saito Takumi from "Nenbatsu".
It was a big response.
It was fun.
We want you two to do it.
Sounds good.
Sounds good?
Yamamoto, you can't say you can't do it because you're an idol.
I hate losing.
I want to be a pioneer.
A pioneer!
I don't think there are many people who do Sunshine Ikezaki's impersonation as an idol.
That's right.
I want to be a pioneer.
I don't think there are many idols doing it.
Yamamoto, you're an idol. Don't you think it's unfair?
I'm an idol.
It's not fun.
It's not good.
He's the most popular person among comedians.
Tamo-san, Maruo-kun, and me, we're against it.
But we have to do it.
I'll explain the rules.
Please do.
Now, Sunshine Ikezaki-san...
What's with this meat?
It has nothing to do with meat.
I'm explaining the rules.
We have to do it.
I wonder what it is.
It's on TV, right?
You know, right?
I know, I know.
It's not meat.
That's right.
What is it?
I'm eating a pancake.
You're not eating a pancake.
You're eating a pancake.
It has a pancake in it.
It doesn't have a whisk or anything like that.
It has a pancake in it.
I'm destroying the atmosphere.
It's my fault.
This time, we're going to focus on this side.
I'll explain the rules.
Sunshine Ikezaki's "Coincidence" and "Justice" will end with self-introduction stories, but we will show you stories that we replaced with our own stories.
I've never heard Sakamoto-chan speak out loud.
You don't speak out loud, do you?
I don't speak out loud. I've been doing it with my hands like that.
Can I say that?
I've been doing it with my hands like that.
It's no good.
It's no good if you let go of your hands.
Yamamoto-chan, you don't have the image of speaking out loud, do you?
No, I don't.
My voice is already dry.
Why?
I'm already having a sore throat because of nervousness.
Because of nervousness?
Speaking out loud is already a stress for all nervousness.
Wait a minute. If speaking out loud is a stress, idols, stop it!
Now that you're both dressed up, let's have you come on stage.
Here you go!
It's small, isn't it?
It's a little sunshine.
It's really cute.
It's cute.
Yeah!
Kuu-chan-zetsu-no-chou-zetsu-do-hyou-no-do-tou-no- ho!
Can you say it one more time?
If you speak out loud, your lines will fly away.
It's difficult.
Yeah!
Kuu-chan-zetsu-no-chou-zetsu-do-no-you-no-do-tou- no-ho!
If you love the wild and are loved by the wild, you are a mountain heavy mine.
You are the father of all the wild.
Yes, I am.
I am 154 centimeters tall.
My savings account is 3,000 yen.
I withdrew 3,000 yen today.
Now, Mr. Combat Man, this is your chance.
The code for the cash card is...
Here we go.
Five. Five. Five. Five.
This is your chance.
It's in the gas shop.
It's close. It's close.
I'll say it one more time.
Five. Five. Five. Five.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Please remember!
Um...
I'm Sunshine Yamaboko!
Yamato!
Yeah!
Justice!
Wonderful! Thank you!
Wonderful!
How was it?
Um...
I've never seen such a loud mountain before.
I was surprised at first.
My eyes are really swollen now.
They're swollen.
Did you forget something in the middle of it?
I'm glad my eyes are swollen.
My eyes were in danger.
In the middle of it, our chief editor passed by.
How did you know?
Please focus here.
Chief editor passed by and said "Yamo-chan, growl!"
That was really funny.
That's irrelevant.
That's a high score.
That's great.
Kon-san's evaluation is also high.
That's good.
It's echoing, isn't it?
It's echoing a lot.
Good luck!
I'm going to pass out.
That's good.
Seriously.
Seriously worrying about this costume is funny.
That's good.
Seriously fooling around is the best.
That's fake training.
We can't get too close, can we?
That's right.
His back looks like a sportsman.
That's true. He looks like a sportsman.
He looks like a sportsman.
He's a big talent before his appearance.
Now, let's explore the routes!
When you explore the routes in the bath, you can see the ancient life!
World Route Exploration Team, tonight at 7pm!
Refrigerator, washing machine, UKL 4K TV, latest PC, camera and lens, new products are available!
The latest smartphone is Freetel.
It's a special offer including ultra-low price.
In addition, 10% discount, Hakata's Yodobashi Camera!
You can rest assured!
A new way of chewing gum!
It's starting!
Ricaldent's Gum Maintenance!
Milk-derived ingredients CPP-ACP suppresses the beginning of the bug bite and...
Excellent!
Japan's first and only water line!
Is your tooth healthy?
Round one, seriously!
Yes, it's good!
Now, elementary school students are on a free campaign!
For one adult, one elementary school student or less is free!
Saraoke is also free!
Round one!
Repos cards are free at the end of the year, but there are quite a few things to be happy about.
For example...
You can get it at 7,000 stores all over the country.
I'm glad I had it.
Repos card.
You can apply online or at Hakata Marui.
Crispy seaweed.
I'm an adult!
A lot of seaweed!
I'm an adult!
Furikake oyakoto is...
I'm an adult!
Hmm, Nagatanien!
Adult's furikake!
Why is SONY SONPO's automobile insurance number one in sales?
First of all, its reliable service.
You never know when an accident or failure will occur.
Therefore, self-service and road service are available 24 hours and 365 days.
Self-financing is also large and the insurance amount is also high.
You can choose.
Are you awake, Arita-kun?
I'm awake.
Yeah, you're sleeping, right?
If it's a new one, you can get it for 10,000 yen online.
Search it on SONY SONPO.
Leave me to your fatigue.
Even when I'm asleep, I'm still tired.
Ah, I'm tired.
Is this how a woman looks like?
Just one more thought.
Once in a while, whether it's morning or night, to get tired.
CUPI COA GOLD ALPHA PLUS.
Cheer up!
Banterin, fighting!
My back feels like it's going to snap!
This is easy!
With medical thinking's taping theory, you can support your back firmly.
If you don't do it, you'll make a huge mistake!
Banterin!
Supporter! Next, try it with your own back!
HKT
Yeah! Justice!
I'm a serious idol who is full of passion and enthusiasm!
A woman who loves and is loved seriously!
Gorilla... Olympic...
Anywhere in Sakamoto!
All of Variety 14's birth parents!
Yes, me too!
Height, 153cm...
Weight, 41kg...
Wallet...
Now... 3431yen!
Cashcard number...
9641!
It's not round!
Yes, it's not round.
It's round.
Now's your chance!
It's round.
Now's your chance!
She got it. She got it.
I'll say it one more time.
Cash Girl's code word is...
NINE!
SIX!
FOUR!
ONE!
Remember it's painful!
Painful...
That's your heart right now.
Painful...
Yes!
I, who exposed everything...
SUNSHINE!
SUCKER!
BOO!
Good one!
BOO!
YAY!!!!
Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice!
She's drowning in tears! She's drowning in tears!
But thank goodness!
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
I'm glad the code was really her own feelings!
It was really her own feelings!
It was tough, wasn't it?
Yeah, it really was!
Oh my!
- Good for you. - You're awesome! You really did your best!
- You did a good job! - No, no, no, you're completely behind in physical ability.
- Wow, you're amazing! - Okay, I got it.
- Okay, then, Kon-san... - Yes?
Which one was better? Please give us your judgment!
This time...
The Sunshine Battle...
The judgment is...
- Draw! - Draw!
- What?! - Draw!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Oh my! - I thought you were going to say "yay" with a "draw".
- What?! A "draw"?! - Yes!
- I thought you were going to say "yay" with a "draw". - I wanted to say "yay", but...
- I wanted to see you do it again in the next battle. - I see!
But, you know, you two...
- I wanted you to wear black and white, is that why you're wearing it today? - That's right.
- I see. Then, I have a suggestion. - Oh, what is it?
Since you're dressed like this as Sunshine Ikezaki...
Don't you think you look a little like him?
- The actor... - Huh? Who looked like him?
- No, no, no. - Go!
- That's not my line! That's not my line! - Oh, it got recorded.
- No, it's not your line!
- It's not your line! - Stop! - No, it's not your line!
- It's not your line! - You're going to get in trouble!
- It's not my line! - Stop!
[What is going on?]
Can we have a moment?
Draw!
I see.
We can't decide.
[What is going on?]
What's up, Sako-chan?
You're getting emotional.
She said it.
She said "la-la-la-lie is high" just now.
That's right.
La-la-la-lie is high
If you do it too much...
Such phenomenon...
But this time...
It's "draw".
Yes...
[What is going on?]
One, two, three, yeah!
♪ Wave your hands from side to side
♪ Poke your fists like this
Here we go. Ready...
Start!
I'm from Fukuoka Prefecture and I'm 18 years old.
Among HKT48 members, I'm second in height and I'm short.
My name is Moeka Sakai.
Today, I'd like to talk about sad events that happened to me because of my short height.
First one!
When I was in the third grade of junior high school, four of my friends and I went to an amusement park.
When we got in the car, we lined up in the back of the car.
The receptionist said, "Today is a day off from elementary school. I'm glad."
Second one!
Last month, I went to a department store with Oda and Unjou and looked at frozen okonomiyaki.
Then, the clerk said, "You may have an allergy, so come with me, mom," and treated me like a child.
How many seconds do I have left?
13 seconds left.
That's right.
I'm already 18 years old, but I'm second in height and I'm short.
I'm worried every day whether I can surpass Maria, who is the shortest.
That's all for today. Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Get ready!
Really?
You did a good job!
You're good at it!
Good job!
You did a good job!
Right?
Let's go!
Ready, go!
I'm Rio Shimizu, a first-year middle school student and a 13-year-old.
I'm not good at speaking quickly, so I'll do my best.
Is there anything you want me to say?
Raw wheat, raw garbage, raw eggs.
Raw wheat...
Raw...
Raw wheat...
What should I say?
Raw... Raw... Raw wheat... Raw...
Raw wheat... Raw rice... Raw egg... I'll say it quickly. Raw wheat... Raw rice... Raw egg...
How many seconds are left?
Ten seconds.
Customers next door eat it a lot.
I can't say it.
Ten seconds.
You don't like it, do you?
It's too funny.
You're happy, aren't you? Say it yourself.
I can't say it.
You're laughing too much and crying.
Do you believe in aura colors?
I believe in aura colors.
99% of defective products are defective products.
The next "Imate Shokoza" is about defective products.
In addition, we will talk about blood types and diseases that we recently learned.
At 7 p.m. on Tuesday night.
Buy gold and platinum at Takayama.
There is a reason for buying expensive things.
Buying from 0.1g is OK.
Buying gold and platinum at Takayama.
Even if it is broken, it is OK.
Cream cheese and oregano.
Cheese banana.
Let's put white wine.
Zupporo.
Dummy street.
Recipe is on sale.
Summer denim.
Edwin.
I want natural furniture.
I want to spend a fulfilling time in the living room.
It was reborn from such a voice.
It is now the latest work!
Odo Park Front Store
Renewable Community Sale
Is being held!
General Leisure Service Group
With advertised hospitality
We will continue to provide a time of healing.
With customers' smiles
General Leisure Service Group
Welcome!
Chicago's power is huge!
Every day of hard work
With meat and trollo
Cheer up! Beef Toro Tama Udon
When you're tired, eat meat.
Udon is marugame noodles.
The effective ingredient of that steamed udon has evolved by 1.5 times.
It doesn't look different.
In addition, the width of the crack has increased.
It doesn't look different.
Fight with a crack.
Unako is steamed udon.
Leave your tiredness to me.
Even if I sleep, I'm not tired.
Ah, I'm tired.
Is it a girls' meeting with this face?
One more bite.
Whether it's morning or night, once in a while when you're tired.
CUPI COA GOLD ALPHA PLUS
Cheer up!
After the war!
Bingo's cheering variety!
The whole team is back in three years!
Isn't it June?
Umezawa and Tomio are active!
May's favorite 7 days!
Look forward to it!
Umezawa and Tomio are active!
May's favorite 7 days!
Look forward to it!
Umezawa and Tomio are active!
May's favorite 7 days!
Umezawa and Tomio are active!
Yay!
I'm a 3rd year high school student.
I'm 18 years old.
My name is Odie.
My name is Odachan.
My name is Odie.
I'm calm.
Everyone...
Do you believe in aura colors?
I believe in you, Oda.
I have my own way of looking at it.
But I want to see your aura today.
May I?
Sure.
There are black ones.
Yes.
Black ones?
Black ones are necessary.
But yours is blackish and not black.
Blackish and not black?
Yes, it's not blackish and not blackish.
How about him?
Him...
I'll change the camera.
Please say something.
I have my own way of looking at it.
Shake hands with me.
I want you to shake hands with me super fast.
The color of your hands is...
Time's up!
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know your aura!
I want to know!
It was greenish.
It was greenish?
Yes.
White and yellow-green.
What does it mean, white and yellow-green?
Yes, it does.
Yellow-green is strong.
It's peaceful and healing.
It's loved by people.
It's always smiling.
Actually, it's a little bit different.
It's too beautiful and too nice.
Oh, I see.
It goes well with various colors of people.
What does it matter?
It doesn't matter.
It's amazing that we can see it.
Can you see it?
No, we can't.
We couldn't see it at all.
When I was 20 years old,
I learned how to do it.
I could see it normally.
Maybe you can do it, too.
"Maybe you can do it, too"?
Go home!
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Police Chief and Chief of Investigation.
We think about it every day.
How can we make you love us forever?
The same deliciousness, forever. Sampo
I'm 21 years old. I'm studying business administration at university.
I'm working hard every day for my dream.
I'm 21 years old. I became a patterner.
I'm studying law at university.
I'm studying to become a prosecutor.
I'm 21 years old. I became a social worker and made my dream come true.
Dreams and hopes should have come to those who care about them.
The future.
Let's stop it. Inshun.
"History" will be held again this year.
On June 9th, Fukuoka Sun Palace is already in chaos.
There are only a few tickets left.
See you next week!
You can get energy right away!
NEVER GIVE UP!