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What happened was...
Ten seconds before the meeting began...
The master of teleportation...
It can't be done in ten seconds, but...
If you have ten seconds, ten seconds of charge
Linzeri
Goldman
Even if the driver makes a mistake and steps on the accelerator...
The brakes work on their own?
Even the glass stopped!
Are these two capable of it?
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Stop it!
You don't have to make it into a pair look!
No, like an old comedy duo...
No, I'm sick of it!
No, no, like...
Idiot! Why do you take it off after you turn the camera?
Don't "oooh" me! Say something!
What are you doing today?
Say it!
Say it, hurry up!
Oh, are you going now?
Yes
Um...
How should I say it?
I don't know how you should say it
Um...
Oh, right, right!
Um...
Pony-chan!
If you say it like that...
You're going to get caught for sure!
If you say it like that...
You're going to get caught for sure!
If you say it like that...
We're doing a lot of things with Variety 48, but everyone at HKT48 is working hard in various places, not just on programs, right?
We're working hard!
Right?!
That's why I think there are a lot of worries too!
Well, it won't be without worries!
So, this time, we've prepared a plan to make your worries go away in a cheerful and energetic way!
HKT48's oh my, oh my, oh my...
What's that supposed to mean? You're the one who's troubled.
I apologize. Let's hear it one more time for H.K.T.48's troubles!
How old are you now, Kon-chan?
I'm turning 48 this year.
I'm an old man.
Oh, really?
Kon-chan, a senior in life, and a special guest are here with us today!
Miwakiho-san?
Huh?!
Is she coming here like a spiritual person?
In a way, yes.
Really?!
Please welcome our special guest!
Who could it be?!
I knew it!
I'm an old woman, too.
Huh?!
It's the first time I've heard that.
I'm turning 12 this year.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Oh, Kandekin?!
No way!
Kandekin?!
Congratulations!
I didn't know it was Kandekin.
It's Kandekin.
Thank you very much.
It's a relief.
The two of you are here to solve each other's problems.
Yes.
By the way, Haraguchi-san, do you have any problems?
I do, but...
Yes.
I'm getting older and my body is starting to get stiff.
My shoulders and back...
When should I quit my job?
Really?
Yes.
Can you send that to KBC Radio's "Life Consultation"?
I'm sorry.
Well then, Onoyami-san...
Welcome!
- It's been a while. - Oh my, Marini!
- It's been a while. - Wow, you've lost weight!
- Really? - Your chin is pointy!
That's right! That's a problem!
If you say it like that, you'll end up in front of Kawaguchi-san.
It's pointy and you're drooling!
- That's right! - That's right!
- You know... - Yes?
- I've recently turned 22 years old... - You're an adult!
So...
I thought I'd go on a diet...
But about two weeks ago...
I've been doing a lot of things...
Um...
I've been on a bean sprout diet...
Bean sprouts are nutritious, but they don't have a lot of calories...
So I've been eating a lot of bean sprouts...
- A lot of bean sprouts? - A lot of bean sprout dishes...
- Oh, I see! - I've been eating them...
But I'm starting to get tired of them...
So...
Can you teach me about three good bean sprout dishes today?
You can't do that! You can't ask an H.K.T. manager!
I think it's a good idea to ask the manager...
- You can do a lot of things, right? - Like a repertoire...
- Oh, a repertoire! - Yes...
- Well, among these... - Kawaguchi-san already knows about that, right?
- Bean sprouts? - Yes...
Bean sprout salad...
You can put boiled bean sprouts on top of tofu and vegetables...
Or you can eat it like a shabu-shabu with less fat meat...
- Oh, that sounds good! - You can eat it with sesame sauce...
Or you can put bean sprouts in miso soup...
- We sometimes put bean sprouts in when we don't have anything... - Oh, I see!
- It's delicious, isn't it? - Yes, it is!
Or you can buy instant noodles and eat them with bean sprouts instead of noodles...
- Oh! - You can eat bean sprouts thinking it's noodles!
- Oh, that sounds like a good diet! - I think I can gain a lot of muscle mass...
- Really? - It's true, it's true...
- Really?! - Yes...
- Sorry, but do you only eat? Don't you work out? - I work out...
Recently, I've been working out my abs...
I do it 20 times before I go to bed, while watching TV...
- Don't you do aerobic exercise? - What's that?
What?!
Does anyone who's on a diet know that?!
- What's aerobic exercise? - What do you think it is? Tell me...
- Aerobic exercise? - Yes...
Aerobic... Well...
It's when you take a deep breath...
No, no...
Were you always this stupid?!
It's a segment where we always end with a line...
- I see, I see... - It's because we always end with a line...
- It's a segment where you say a dish's menu in a funny way... - Yes, yes...
- It's a segment where you end with a joke... - I see, I see...
- What do you think? - Has it been resolved?
- Yes! - You did it?!
- You did it with this?! - Then, is it okay now?
- Yes, it's okay... - Yes...
- Then, can you say it in a funny way at the end? - In a funny way...
- Mo-ya-shi-i-ta-me... - Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much!
- Onayomi-san, welcome! - Welcome!
- Ah, hello! - Ah, hello!
- It's been a while! - Ah, it's been a while, really!
- I'm Yukinao. - Ah, hello!
- Yes, thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Let's not shake shoulders at the same time!
- No, when you two are together, you make a good impression!
- You're already talking a lot!
- Right? - That's right!
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yes, it's been a while!
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - I guess you were busy at the time, right?
- Um... I wasn't busy at all! - Oh!
- I was on leave for about three years! - No way! You couldn't come to this location because you were busy, right?
- No, it's not like that at all... - Yeah.
- It's just... I was very bored. - What?
- It's weird... - It's just... I can't call you... That's also a problem, isn't it?
- Oh, that's right. - That's also a problem, isn't it?
- I can only call you "fourth generation". - That's right.
- Yes, it's quite a problem. - Yes.
- Then, Nao, please share your worries for today. - Yes.
- Um... What will happen to me if I die? - Hahaha!
- I have a lot of worries about what will happen to me if I die. - Oh!
- I've been thinking about it every day lately. - You don't have to worry about it.
- It's fine if it's something I think about, but... - Hahaha!
- You're still young, Nao! - That's right.
- That's why I like people like you who are close to death. - Hahaha!
- That's what I like about you. - That's right.
- I think... My soul may be gone, but I'll become a beautiful star. - Hahaha!
- I'll become a star! That's why I think I'll talk to my grandchildren when the time comes.
- My soul may be gone, but I'll always watch over you as a star. - Hahaha!
- That's true. - That's why I'm still...
- That's amazing. - If you die...
- Yes. - What do you think you'll become?
- Um... I want to be a rabbit. - Hahaha!
- You're an idiot! - Hahaha!
- You're an idiot! - That's right!
- Nao, is it solved? - It's solved!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- It's solved! - That's great! Thank you very much!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Hahaha!
- Alright, welcome! - Welcome!
- Oh my... - Oh, she's open.
- Oh my... - Oh, you're awake.
- You're breathing heavily. - Oh my...
- What's going on? - Oh!
- Huh? - Oh!
- P-chan, are you alright? What's wrong? - Oh!
- Well... - Asuka-chan...
- I should say "welcome", right? - No, no, no, no!
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- It's cold. - Until now...
- There's been a bunch of stupid problems. - Oh...
- Yeah... - They're our serious problems, so...
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
I can't do it with such a light heart.
Huh?
Oh, is that so?
Huh? What's wrong with you?
I'm serious.
I don't know.
Is it such a hot topic?
As one of the recent events of "Miyazoki and Miyazaki",
we had a music station.
I see, I see.
We didn't even want to practice for this show in order to be on a music station.
That's right.
But when we joined the show, we decided that we would definitely do this "Miyazoki and Miyazaki" pose.
Yes.
And we thought that we absolutely had to do it in the actual show.
We also told the members around us that we had to do it.
Oh!
We talked about it in order for them to cooperate with us.
Well, we challenged ourselves to do it in the actual show.
And then...
Can you watch it for a moment?
Oh, we have to watch it?
Watch the video for a moment.
Oh, I see.
A little bit.
Huh?
But you know the stairs, right?
The entrance where you go down.
Yes, the entrance.
Is it in the opening?
No, I don't think it is.
Yes, it's in the opening.
Kamo-san is talking.
Yes.
The assistant reporter is talking.
So, from that time on, we have been preparing for it.
Yes, we have.
We have been preparing for it for a long time.
Yes, we have.
We have been attached to it for a long time.
We have been attached to it.
We will absolutely go out and sell it.
Wow, Kenji-san, you went out for the first time in 20 years.
Oh, that's right.
Calm down, jump.
You are going out with great members.
It's coming! It's coming!
Please watch out.
It's the last one.
It's the last one, right?
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
There are people!
Ah!
Shimono!
Ah!
Shimono is so excited that she calls it even though it's just one student.
Ah!
Um, I understand.
Even though you two are doing your best.
That's right.
Shimono...
We were able to come out on the show because of Miyazaki and Miyazaki.
We really think so.
That's right.
We thought we should keep our promise.
That's right.
We did it.
We did it with our last feelings at first.
Shimono!
That's right.
That's what I'm angry about.
Ah!
You were wearing it!
If you can't do it, you can still do it.
What do you mean by "wearing it"?
What's more, Shimono knew that we were going to do "M".
I see.
You told the members about it, too.
You were wearing it.
You know the pose of "chakkari" and "takarazuka", don't you?
Oh, my!
You know the pose of "takarazuka", don't you?
Oh, my!
This is a bit of an incident.
Actually, today...
Yes.
Cinnamon came here, too.
Oh, my!
This is going to be a mess.
What should we do?
Oh, my!
Is it okay? Can we call her?
Can we call her?
This is going to be a documentary.
Really?
Yes.
Well, thank you.
Please come in.
Well...
I have many excuses, but first of all, I'm sorry.
Wow! She's been aiming for it from the beginning!
First of all, I'm sorry.
Welcome, Cinnamon.
Well, I knew you were going to do it.
I heard it in the dressing room.
I was hoping you could do it.
And I was watching your performance.
So I thought you were going to do it.
I was looking forward to it.
But...
I want you to believe me, but...
I didn't do it on purpose!
She's serious.
What were you going to do, Cinnamon?
When I was on the stairs, I said, "Do it."
The staff said, "Of course, it's your chance, so do it."
So I was like, "Okay, I'll do it."
I was like, "Okay, I'll do it."
So I was like, "Okay, I'll do it."
But in the past, I fell down the stairs during a concert.
Since then, it's been a trauma for me to go down the stairs.
But I have to do it while looking forward.
It was really late for me to go down the stairs.
That's why I wore it.
Oh, I see.
And I thought you two would come in a little later.
I really didn't do it on purpose.
Have you decided on the order of coming out?
Yes, we have.
I see.
But I happened to be lying down.
It was the best opportunity.
What kind of pose did you do?
It was the best pose.
I'm going to wear it again here.
You're going to wear it a lot here, aren't you?
That's right.
When did you three realize that?
"Oh, maybe Miyazaki's "m" isn't in the picture."
Oh, maybe I'm wearing it.
No, when I got off, you know, the camera had a red light on it.
I was like this, and when I thought it was in the picture, it went out.
Finally, as soon as Shimono-san's head went out, the red light went out.
Then Asuka said, "Did you screw it up?"
From the opening, "Did you screw it up?"
I was really betting on it.
That's right.
This time, I honestly saw it at home.
Oh, thank you.
But honestly, it was fast, wasn't it?
There were introductions for each person.
While I was looking for it, I couldn't find it.
To be honest.
I missed you a little, so this is your fault.
I wish you hadn't said it.
That's right.
Well, is it okay if I don't make any other excuses?
That's right. No matter what you say, it's useless.
I'm already aware of it.
How about you two? You don't seem to have calmed down yet, do you?
But it's not on purpose.
Well, I think I'll do my best thinking that there's a next chance.
I want to do my best so that I can do it again.
No, I think I can probably be on MCD again.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
If they say "no" at this time, I think it will be a great response.
But you have to take measures.
That's right.
What will you do when you leave here?
When I leave here, I'll get off first.
That's Miyazaki's intonation.
I'll get off first.
I'll get off first and...
Autumn's blue and winter's blue!
But my heart won't give up!
Please! Please! Please!
But my heart won't give up!
Who wants to go next?
Yes!
That was fast.
Yes. Shall we go?
Yes!
Let's go!
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It's coming out of Softbank...
Xperia...
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There were a lot of good songs!
I was excited!
The part where I was dancing...
I was in a good mood!
It's in my heart!
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Hi, I'm Aki's Awa, Ashura's A, and I'm 17 years old, high school 2nd year student, Aki Kotoya's instrument.
I'm going to imitate a disc jockey on the radio.
I'm going to do a radio talk.
I'm Aki's 4th year student, Aki Toyoda's one minute show.
This is my 100th show, so I'm going to do it alone this time.
But since it's 2017 and the year of the bird, I want to become an idol who can fly from the radio to the world.
How many minutes left?
15 seconds!
I can do one commercial in 15 seconds, but...
Let's listen to a song here.
It's HKT48's 4th year student, inside the white line, please.
It's spinning!
Ashura!
Here it is, here it is, DJ Shaberi.
DJ Shaberi is here.
Don't be shy!
Don't be shy! Do your best!
Do my best!
I know, I know.
I know how painful it is!
Do your best!
But one minute is long.
Yeah, it's pretty long.
If you watch it on TV, 30 seconds is quite a lot.
It's pretty long.
One minute is really long.
Let's move on.
You look like you're going to cry.
How many minutes are we doing?
No, no.
From there?
Right now?
She said it now.
You want to do it, right?
Yes!
Let's go.
Okay.
I need a ticket.
Is one minute ticket okay?
Is it okay? Okay.
I see.
Yes.
Yay!
I'm Tsukiya Shabane, a second year high school student.
I'm going to do a copy of Chiemi's "I love you" now.
Yay!
Wait.
How do you do it?
Thank you, Eunjo.
Thank you, Oda.
Everyone!
Thank you!
I'm so happy for you!
Hi, I'm career woman.
Yes, employee! Work! Work!
I can't forget my past and I can't concentrate on work!
No, woman!
Can I ask you a question?
Do you keep chewing the chewing gum forever and ever?
No!
I'm sorry!
Three of you are not enough!
You can do it alone!
I didn't know!
It's the first time you don't have enough time!
It's written!
Who wants to go next?
Me!
It's so fast!
Me!
Kansai! Kansai!
Let's go!
I'm so nervous!
Are you okay?
I'll do my best!
I've never seen Kansai people slip!
What?
Is it okay for you to say that now?
You should say it when you're in your teens!
I'm so sorry!
Someone killed her.
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Oh, I've never done that!
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I'm Hinata Matsumoto from Osaka, a first year high school student.
Since I'm from Osaka, I'd like to do some things that you can only do in Osaka.
I'll start with the first one.
At the sushi corner of the supermarket, I'd like to do a one-man show of putting the discount voucher on my sister even though I'm not a clerk.
I'm Hinata Matsumoto from Osaka, a first year high school student.
At the sushi corner of the supermarket, I'd like to do a one-man show of putting the discount voucher on my sister even though I'm not a clerk.
Sister! Sister! Sister! Here, put it! Put it!
Okay, the second one.
The second one.
Um...
What was it?
How many seconds?
No, it's not.
What was it?
One in front of Ame-chan.
There's one in front of Ame-chan.
But it's over.
Ame-chan!
It's over!
Wait, wait, wait.
There was something you wanted to do in front of Ame-chan, right?
Ame-chan, at the end...
At the end...
That's right.
At the end...
What was Ame-chan like?
At the very end...
She said "I'll give you this, grandma."
And that's how it ended.
It's grandma's routine.
"I'll give you this, Ame-chan." She gives it to me a lot.
You forgot it, but you couldn't remember it.
It's amazing here, but do you still live here?
Yes.
Right? You forgot it in the middle of it, didn't you?
That's right. I was underestimating you.
I underestimated you.
You underestimated me, huh?
Right?
If you have another project like this, would you like to appear in it?
I would like to appear in it.
Really?
This time, I've come up with something that would make all of the staff laugh at me.
You're not an entertainer, are you?
I'm an idol.
I don't like it when people laugh at me.
What's wrong?
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