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After more than 60 years of time, we look back at the video.
Glorious Iron Lions
History of 22 Years
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History of 22 Years
Today, we have HKT members again!
She's energetic!
She's like a good amateur.
She's like this.
She's like this when the camera's turned away.
There aren't many like her.
She's like Yasuda Taisaku.
Maria-chan, it's been a while!
It's been a while!
Can you say a few words for us, Maria-chan?
Amame~
How cute you are!
I think you knew it when Maria-chan sang it today.
I was practicing secretly.
Were you practicing?
I was practicing to say "amame, amame" with a nice voice.
Did you say it with a nice voice?
Yes, I did.
That's great!
Hana-chan.
Yes?
No, no.
Our show is not a show where a center comes in.
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's a show where hungry members try to survive.
"Barely Hold Me" and "Hanamagi-chan".
Yes?
Talk!
She doesn't come out anymore.
Right?
It's been a while since we did this show, hasn't it?
It's been a while since we had a general election.
What did you do during the general election?
I did something like "it's okay".
Your intonation is completely different.
"it's okay".
Is the variety show okay now?
It's okay. It's perfect.
"it's okay".
I'm sorry.
Wait.
You're from the north.
You're the same.
Are you from the north or south?
You're all in the same team, aren't you?
What?
We're from Russia.
We're in the same team.
Yes, we are.
We're from Poland.
But she's cuter.
No, no.
She's not cute at all.
She's in the center of the new song.
Yes, she is.
Have you been doing well lately?
Me?
I want you to choose me.
Have you been doing well lately?
If you're doing well like that,
I'll faint.
No, no.
That was the most important part.
By the way, what did you come for?
We came for fun.
For fun?
Don't underestimate us, Variety48.
It's not like that.
The members of T.O.O.T.E.U.
are really fresh.
Some of them are draft players.
There are a lot of really fresh members.
But we don't want to lose here.
So, let me compete with you today.
You want to compete?
We want to compete.
You want to compete?
No, we don't want to.
I understand. Please go home.
No, we don't want to.
I'll announce the plan for today.
We won't lose.
Team H VS T.O.O.T.E.U.
We won.
Yeah!
Picotaro battle!
Let's go!
What's up?
I'm Picotaro.
What?
No, no, no.
Now, Picotaro of the world is not you.
Oh, P-P-A-P?
Yes, yes.
Oh, Pen Pineapple?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm famous all over the world now.
What's the game?
Well, I'll explain the rules.
Now, the topic is boiling.
Now, everyone will dance to Picotaro's "Pen Pineapple Up Open" dance.
The team with more people who can dance to Picotaro's dance perfectly will win.
I saw it yesterday. I forgot it.
What did you see?
Well, I think some of you don't know it or don't remember it.
Now, let's see the picture.
Yes.
Let's see the picture.
Oh, I'm happy.
From here.
It's fun, isn't it?
From here.
P-P-A-P.
Oh, like this.
I see.
It's a little...
It's a little like this.
It's embarrassing. I don't like it.
Vivian, you're scary.
When you look at the camera, you're scary.
Vivian, you're scary!
Time's up!
We have a good teamwork, don't we?
No, no, only one of you had a completely different face.
We all had the same face, didn't we?
No, no, only one of you came up with the idea of making a circle.
Only you, Vivian.
Is the person in the middle okay?
The person in the middle is weird.
Fifi-chan?
Huh? Fifi-chan?
Huh?
My name is Fifi-chan!
Pineapple-chan, Ago-Pi-chan, Pineapple-chan!
Pi-pa-ta-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
You're terrible! You don't have any lyrics!
Pi-pa-ta-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
Ah, no! Ah! Ah!
Time's up!
Hey, Kou-san!
It was completely original.
Right?
Completely.
What did you say?
I have a pen...
I have a picture...
Baby-chan...
It's a different song now.
Right?
What should we do about it?
Kou-san, what should we do?
Right?
Ah, Pi-pa-ta-pa-pa-pa-pa!
What should we do about it?
This battle?
Yes, yes, yes.
What should we do about it?
Yes, yes.
Team T-2 wins!
Why is it like this?
It went down a lot just now.
The next battle is...
Perfect Human Battle!
You know what this is, don't you?
Right?
Eh, today...
Is that it for today?
I don't know.
It's like that.
No, no, no.
Let me explain.
First, there are two team representatives.
There are two of you, right?
Yes.
A-san will throw a balloon.
Yes.
And B-san will catch the balloon that has been passed on the gum tape on its head.
You will catch the balloon that A-san gave you.
Yes.
If you catch it perfectly, you will all dance to "Perfect Human" when it comes down.
However, you will have to challenge it many times until you succeed.
That is what this "Perfect Human" battle is about.
I'm a Perfect Human
So cute!
She is cute even when she is wearing a wig.
She is cute even when she is not shaking her head.
Grandma!
So cute!
You can do it!
You look like a grandma.
I'm a Perfect Human
Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria! Maria!
Maria is quite ambitious.
It's scary!
Her face is too big.
That's it!
Excuse me.
It's not a team battle, but you did well even you were alone.
She is too cute even you couldn't say "Perfect Human"
Excuse me.
Can you say it in hacy voice?
I'm a Perfect Human
Hahaha
She is cute isn't she?
I'm a perfect samurai.
Go!
Too cruel!
I'm a perfect samurai.
Here we go.
I'm a perfect human.
I'm a perfect samurai.
Your voice is too loud!
I'm a perfect samurai.
Strong!
I think it's the same as Maria's.
Very tough.
Now I must win.
The directions are completely different.
They're different.
Good evening and thank you for announcing the results!
Team...
Don't say it first!
I really wanted to say it.
Really?
That means...
Team "Edge" has won!
What was the good point, Akon-san?
No, it's just that your face was big.
I can't reach it.
You can do it! You can do it!
I can't! I can't!
Music, start!
A person as a vessel is small.
Hey!
My partner, Kaji-san...
Kuseri-kun!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Everyone in Fukuoka, I'm Naoto Inagami!
Marin Messe Fukuoka Two Days
I had a lot of fun!
Everyone invited me!
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My waist is heavy again today...
My waist is heavy again...
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In the next Ibanezho course, lawyer Kitamura will challenge lawyer Kayashio!
We will definitely answer the questions of lawyers who are curious!
That's what I thought and put it the other way around.
Tuesday night at seven o'clock!
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Kon-san!
Yes!
This time, for the first time in three and a half years, I would like to do a one-minute show!
Wow, nostalgic!
Do you remember?
Yes, I remember!
That was really a while ago, wasn't it?
That's right! At the very beginning, I would give one minute to each member,
and you could do a gag, or do a manzai, or...
It's your own time, isn't it?
That's right, that's right!
So it was a corner where you could show your character the most, wasn't it?
That's right!
Well, since you appeared in it, there are many people who are active as variety idols!
So this time, for the first time in three and a half years, we will start the one-minute show!
Wonderful!
Hi! I'm H.K.T.4.T. and Team H's Yuka-chan, aka Kiyo Shizuka!
Okay, let's do it! Ready, set, go!
Okay, first we're going to do some magic.
Rikopi, can you help me?
What is it?
Can you say "three, two, one" for me?
Me?
Three! Two! One!
Yay!
Let's continue!
After you drink all of this cola, you're going to say "Fukuoka Airport Line".
I can't say it yet. It's too small.
Eight seconds left!
Fukuoka Airport!
Higashihie.
Wrong!
I can't say it at all.
Fukuoka Airport left at Higashihie and stopped.
It's quite a long way from there.
But you said Rikopi all of a sudden.
It was all of the first magic, wasn't it?
It was interesting!
Did you know about Rikopi?
Yes, well...
Oh, you knew about him!
He rehearsed with great care!
How many times?
How many times did you rehearse?
How many times did you get caught?
I've never been caught many times!
But you were the strongest in real life!
I'm surprised!
I'm Maria Imamura of Team T2 of HKT48!
Ready, set, go!
In one minute...
I'll do my best and stick my legs to my head!
Okay, I'm stuck!
How many seconds left?
45 seconds left!
In one minute, I'll do my best and lick my elbow!
I can't reach it!
You can do it!
I can't do it! Licking my elbow is impossible!
Over there!
How many seconds left?
13 seconds left!
13 seconds!
Propeller!
Bye-bye!
Propeller!
Time's up!
Thank you!
I hate it!
No, no...
It's okay!
As long as you forget it no matter what you do!
Oh, you're right!
You can forgive me no matter what you do next year!
That's right!
We'll keep going, right?
- Why do you think that? - Because Rikobi-san said it.
- Really? - Yes.
- Elbows... - P-chan!
- Can you lick elbows? - I don't know. Can you do it?
It's really difficult!
I can't reach it!
I managed it!
- How many points do you give yourself? - 100 points.
Are you kidding me? Really?
I don't want to do it anymore.
What did you hate about it?
I hate it. I hate it all.
- I hate it too. - Right?
Hey! Don't be selfish.
Don't choose a job.
The last game is...
Nagano competition!
Vivian looks very happy.
I'm Nagano of HKT.
You do have similar hair color.
From now on, each team will sing a song by comedian Nagano that you like more than "goho" or "rassen".
Each team will sing a song by comedian Nagano that you like more than "goho" or "rassen".
This is very brave of you.
Look at her face.
It's hard all of a sudden.
It's hard.
It's okay.
This is amazing.
It's strange that you say "more than 'sashiko'".
That's right.
And you're calling her out.
I can't.
"more than 'sashiko'" is normal, so you can choose something.
It's your own character, right?
You can choose what you like.
The team whose voice is better will win.
We'll choose our costumes one by one.
This will decide the final battle.
more than 'sashiko'
I like "kantoro" more than "sashiko".
I like "sashiko" more than "sashiko".
It's amazing.
I like "kantoro" more than "sashiko".
I like "yuzuko show" more than "sashiko".
I like "love kanga" more than "sashiko".
Time's up!
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
First of all, I'd like you all to tell us your stories.
Then we'll let you go.
Yes, thank you.
Nagano-san's voice, Nagano-san's voice.
Whose voice is it?
What kind of voice is it?
What kind of rhythm is it?
This is going to be aired on a TV show.
Can I ask you one by one?
Yes, please.
What did you say?
I said "kantaro".
Who is "kantaro"?
It's the name of a cat bought by Sesshi Ara-san.
That's another good way of saying it.
You're definitely not making enemies, are you?
The next question was...
You said something amazing.
Was it okay?
Was it better than "sashiko"?
I'd say "sashiko" is cuter.
She said it!
And, Hana-san, what did you say?
I said "goto-san".
From "football hour"?
Yes!
You like "goto-san"!
There is a TV show...
You're not going?
You said it earlier, but you said it again!
That's the only thing you said, didn't you?
That's right.
I'm better than "goto-san".
I see, I see.
You said you like "goto-san".
You said you like "goto-san"!
If you say that, people on TV will imagine things, so don't say "goto-san".
That's right.
Goto-san
This is weird.
This is weird, isn't it?
Where are you from?
Don't say my real name.
Goto-san
I like you more than "konsai" and "hakata hanamura"
I like you more than "konsai" and "sashiko"
What a disgusting way to end with "sashiko".
So disgusting!
What did you say in the first place?
That you like "mitsuru".
That's my real name.
- Yeah, it's almost like that. - Mitzuru is good.
- Next is... - Yes, yes.
- Hata Mitzuru. - I'll say it with my full name.
- And then... - Yes, yes.
- I like Koyuki-san more than Hata Mitzuru. - I like Koyuki-san more.
- And... - And then...
- I like Hakata Hanamura Daikichi-san more than Konsai. - It has nothing to do with the show at all.
- I went with my motive. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And last is... - Konsai, Eris, and Sashiko.
- We're all in the same boat, aren't we? - Right?
- We're in the same boat. - We are!
- We're all in the same boat, aren't we? - We are!
- There's a bit of adulthood here, isn't there? - There is!
- Everyone involved has good feelings about this. - Right?
- What should we do about this? - What about the winning team, Konsai?
- Huh?! - Both of you have one win each, right?
- Yes, yes, yes. - This will decide it, really.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Team...
- Team... Team H, congratulations!
It's no use, right?
Ko-Ko-Kon-san!
What? What? What?
Move your hands! Move your hands!
Don't laugh at me!
It's no use, isn't it?
Isn't it no use?
It's no use that Idol wrote it!
Tonight's "failed teacher" is Motoki Maguren and Kurei Yuki sensei.
A hundred dollars and two hundred million yen.
The reason for their failure in business management is...
Tonight at seven o'clock!
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(drum roll)
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Japanese people in a place like this.
South America, Colombia.
We're going to cross that mountain.
Huh?
In the deep land of Andes.
November 1st, Tuesday night at 9 o'clock.
♪
One, two, three, yeah!
Wave your hands from side to side.
Poke your fists like this.
I'm H.K.T. Hodgehead's team manager, Shima Meru.
♪
Okay, we're going in.
Ready...
Start!
(Laughing)
I can't stop.
What should I say?
Hello.
How are you, everyone?
I did it! I'm Kon!
(Laughing)
That's awful!
(Laughing)
That's awful!
(Laughing)
I'm Melgahaku, and I'm the best at drawing in HKT48.
Did you know?
I'm Koyuki-san! (Laughing)
How many seconds left?
25 seconds!
What's your favorite animal?
I like dogs!
(Laughing)
Dogs...what's a dog?
Oh, this one!
It's a dog!
(Laughing)
Dogs...what's your favorite animal?
Elephant!
Elephant is easy!
As long as it has ears and nose!
Time's up!
(Laughing)
No, no, that's awful!
This is dangerous!
This is no good!
If an idol draws this, it's no good!
(Laughing)
This is no good!
(Laughing)
This is no good!
(Laughing)
I see, it was a prank!
I'm glad!
I'm glad it was a prank!
(Laughing)
We did it!
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I'm crazy about Tiffany's.
After 60 years of time, we look back on it with a video.
Glory of Iron Lions.
History of 22 years.
DVD is on sale now.
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