AISubs v3.5
"Sexy Yamada's Marilyn Monroe". We've been doing this segment for about a year now.
What do you think of it, Yamao-chan?
I've never seen it or heard of it, but it's my first time seeing it today.
So you don't know what segment it is at all?
I have no idea at all, really.
What about you, Anya?
I've seen it a few times.
But I think Marilyn is really unique in this segment.
Really?
What do you think of it?
In this segment, does she look smart or stupid?
Stupid.
That's right.
You haven't seen it, have you?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it, but why did you answer it now, Yamao-chan?
Okay, I got it.
This time, in order to make Marilyn look smart,
if Marilyn were a social teacher,
I'd like to give her a topic.
If that's the case, no matter how erotic you say it, she looks smart.
I don't think she's that erotic.
That's right.
Because she's a teacher.
Shall we give it a try?
Yes.
Please.
Yeah.
Here is the question.
The names of Hokkaido have changed a lot.
For example, "fuerni", "kaminoke no ke" and "kaku", "machi ga"
"fuerni", "kaminoke no ke"
I don't know at all.
The answer is "mashikecho".
"mashike"?
Ah, "mashikecho".
Ah, "mashike"!
Yes, "mashikecho".
I see.
Yes.
The names of Hokkaido, Sapporo and Hakodate that are famous for crab rice are...
Eat it.
The answer is...
"oshamanbe".
By the way, the butterfly in "oshamanbe" is...
"kihata masashi".
The butterfly must be happy, too.
She called me "chikkun".
Next.
In Japanese history, "jomon jidai" means "yeyoi jidai".
"yeyoi jidai" means "kofun jidai".
Do you remember what "kofun jidai" means?
What is it? "kofun jidai" is different?
Yes, "kofun jidai" is different.
muromachi
"kamakura"?
No.
It's different.
Can I say the answer?
Yes.
It's "asuka jidai".
Ah, I remember.
It was "asuka jidai".
Yes, it's "asuka jidai".
I remember it.
What is "asuka jidai"?
It was issued in "asuka jidai".
It is the first distribution item in Japan.
The answer is Wado Kaichin.
There is a hole in the middle of Wado Kaichin but...
Huh?
It seems like you forgot the line.
- Then, next. - Yes.
Speaking of the tallest tower in Japan standing in Tokyo...
- Tokyo Sky Tree. - That's right.
- Yes. - Yes.
Then, speaking of the tallest tower in Nagoya...
- Huh? Nagoya? - What is it?
- Yes, Nagoya Tower. - No.
- Nagoya Port Tower. No.
- No. - What is it?
- The answer is... - Yes.
- Nagoya Television Tower. - Ah, that's right!
- Ah, that's right!
- Nagoya Television Tower. - Yes.
- Next year... - What?
Speaking of someone you love...
Huh?
The answer is...
- Time. - Time.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Time's up! - Time's up!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Since you didn't let me ask you questions today...
I've been waiting for it to end.
I didn't think you'd be curious about it.
Excuse me, but...
We absolutely need strawberries and milk.
- Why... - Bed, bed!
Why do you make me spill it?
Why do you make me eat it?
Then, could you close it up for me one last time?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
Thank you for the meal.
This is crazy.
- Wow, it was so popular last time! - Yeah, I'm so happy!
- Before Shiraezumi! - That's right!
It was so popular!
There were messages like "I want to see it!"
- Yeah, I'm so happy about it. - Whether you like it or not.
- You don't like it? - No, no, no!
It was so popular!
Oh, it's old man!
Hello, I'm Maynasco!
How old were you again?
Me?
I was 71 years old!
71 years old? You look like you're 50 years old! You're young!
Huh? You caught me!
You caught me!
- But... - I can't stop laughing.
Mom! Mom!
Right now...
Right in front of me...
There's an old man!
I'm Maynasco!
I'm lonely!
I'm thinking of doing it again this time.
Wow!
Right?
Between Hiraizumi and you?
I'm thinking of changing the theme for this time.
What is it?
I won't change Hiraizumi anymore.
That's all I can do.
I can only do one impersonation.
Is Hiraizumi the only one you can do?
Only Hiraizumi can do it.
I see.
Then I'll do Hiraizumi and Laura.
Laura?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Actually, I can do it.
Wow!
I'd like you two to do a skit.
Yes.
The theme is...
Have you decided it?
No, we haven't decided it at all.
Can you make it now?
What?
I'll give you 15 minutes.
No, no, no.
15 minutes?
Give me two days!
No, no, no.
It's short.
It smells like a commemorative photo shoot.
No, no, no.
Please!
It's short!
Last time, you two made it and it was a big hit.
Shall we do it now?
Let's decide it quickly and think about it.
We should decide it now, right?
Yes.
Is it really dangerous?
Wait a minute.
It's written here.
It's summer and it's smooth.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
You made a song in 15 minutes.
Hiraizumi and Laura, go ahead!
If Laura comes to Hiraizumi and Sei's shop...
Queen?
Welcome!
Hello!
Are you Laura?
Yes, I'm Laura.
Yes.
Are you really Laura?
Yes, I am.
Wait a minute.
Mom!
Laura-chan came to the store.
Who is it?
It's Mrs. Mizusawari-chan.
It's Laura-chan now.
Laura-chan, wait a minute.
Who is it?
Did you hear me?
Yes, yes.
I'm in the middle of an interview now.
See you later, Mom.
Laura-chan, is it open tonight?
Yes, it's open.
Would you like some rice?
Sure.
Wait a minute.
Mom!
I'm going out for dinner with Laura-chan.
Let's go.
What?
Until nine o'clock?
Okay.
Is it okay until nine o'clock?
It's totally okay.
It's okay?
Yes.
It's Mrs. Mizusawari-chan.
It's Laura-chan now.
That's right.
See you later, Mom.
Bye-bye.
Should we go now?
It's not over yet.
Time's up!
Wonderful!
You're a genius!
Thank you very much!
You're wonderful!
What's wrong?
I'm really nervous.
I'm not good at riding roller coasters and imitating crabs.
I don't think I breathed during that scene.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, no!
It looks like fire is coming out of my mouth.
What do you mean "fire is coming out of my mouth"?
It looks like fire is coming out of my face.
Is it red?
It's Godzilla, so fire is coming out of your mouth.
I don't usually shout like this.
Thank you for joining us today!
Wonderful!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki are very relaxed.
Most of you shouted "yeah!", but most of you didn't.
What's up with you, Furukabu?
What's up with you, Tomioyoshi?
I'm sorry.
Your way of speaking is like a teacher.
This show is only possible because of Miyazaki and Miyazaki.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
Thank you for always helping us.
Thank you very much.
It looks like you're meeting someone for the first time today, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
Aramaki-chan.
Yes, it's my first time since "chorirap".
"Chorirap"?
That's strange!
I didn't know about that!
"Chorirap"!
You were standing next to "chorirap", weren't you?
Yes.
I was told something.
What did you say?
I forgot about it.
You forgot about it, too?
It was that long ago.
And Kurihara-chan, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, thank you for having me.
Kurihara-chan, when you came out last time, you cried, didn't you?
I cried.
Why did you cry?
I was made to make a weird face and I lost because I didn't like it.
Three, two, one!
Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry!
How did you feel when you heard that?
That's...
Next to me...
Yes, yes. Who is it?
It's Mao Yamamoto, but...
Yes.
She's really wonderful.
The pressure of "next" and...
Like...
The expectations...
She crushed me.
I'm in tears.
Really. That's...
Um...
We were bad, too.
We said it in the wrong order.
We said "home" first, didn't we?
If we say "home", she's the last one, isn't she?
It's like opening a commercial.
Like this...
You don't have to pull me.
I'm sorry.
You have to know who I am, don't you?
Mario-chan.
You're still cute.
The mic is...
Right?
You haven't grown up yet, have you?
I have.
You have?
When did you grow up?
Five millimeters.
Five millimeters?
It's rare for someone to say "meters".
What did you say about cockroaches in Miyazaki?
Sweet.
Encore! Encore! Encore!
Sweet.
No, no, no.
This way.
And what are you doing?
Are you doing it for real?
You're doing it for real again.
Well, everyone...
I think you know why you're here.
The general election of AKB is coming up soon.
The venue is Niigata.
And the voting starts on May 31st.
I'd like you all to promote yourselves one by one.
Self-promotion.
It's an important time, everyone.
Last year, I was out of the election from 55th place.
This year, I won't let it end with just the election.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
I ranked last year, but I was out of the election last year.
I'll do my best for revenge.
Thank you.
Last year, I was out of the election.
This year, I want to enter.
I'll do my best.
This year, I won first place and received a center position.
I'd like to rank first this year.
Thank you.
Okay.
This is my first general election, so I'll do my best.
Bye-bye.
I'll be 20 years old in two days after the general election.
I'll do my best for first place in my teens.
Bye-bye.
This is my third general election, so I'll do my best for first place.
Thank you.
Okay, everyone, let's do our best!
Yes!
You don't usually shout like that.
No, no, no.
Yes!
You just shout out loud.
Who are you shouting at?
Yes!
What are you usually shouting about?
Huh?
Wait a minute.
The election will start tomorrow or so.
Yes.
Why are you so anxious?
I'm not anxious. You just asked me to appeal.
No, no, no, no. Be more excited!
That's all you can do?
No, that's all you can do.
So I want you to be confident.
The fans are anxious, and the members themselves are anxious, and the fans themselves are anxious.
Today, I'd like you to relieve your anxiety.
That's why I've prepared this project for you.
Yes.
The AKB election will start voting soon.
You can't rank in. Anxiety Relief Special!
I'm sure you're all anxious, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
I'd appreciate it if you could relieve your anxiety.
Yes.
So I'd like to relieve my anxiety with you.
Oh, is that so?
By the way, aren't you two anxious?
No, we're just anxious.
No, you can't say that.
You can't say that.
It's our fifth general election.
We're a hundred times more anxious than you are.
I've had a stomachache for about two months now.
But if you say that in front of the fans, they'll feel sorry for you.
I'm confident in myself.
If you don't rely on me and believe in me, there's no possibility of winning.
No, no, it's not decided yet.
That's why you're going to do the Anxiety Relief Special, right?
Yes.
I see.
But I don't know how to do it.
You said you'd relieve your anxiety.
It's difficult.
I'd like you all to do something to relieve your anxiety.
Then I'd like you to show me how to do it.
I'm fine.
Like this.
This is not "I'm fine."
This is "I'm fine."
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
First of all, is there anyone who doesn't know Ken Shimura's "I'm fine"?
Wow, you three don't know it?
Do you know Ken Shimura?
Yes, we know him.
Do you know his joke about "I'm fine"?
We don't know it.
Do you want to try it, too?
Sure.
Try it first.
"I'm fine" is today's joke, right?
I'm fine
You have a high quality.
Thank you.
I'm fine
I can't stop laughing.
Ken Shimura's joke is amazing.
Is there anyone who doesn't laugh?
It's strong.
I'm fine
Yes, please.
I'm fine
Like this.
I'm fine
Bye!
Don't call me by that name
Are you OK?
Yes!
Do you want me to do it again?
No, no, no.
You're not OK at all.
You're just a bunch of idiots.
Are you really OK?
No, I'm not OK yet.
You're not OK yet?
I think I should do it a little more.
You think you should do it a little more?
I think I can make a louder voice.
Are you OK?
Yes!
And then...
Are you OK?
Yes!
Are you OK?
Yes!
Raise your mouth.
Are you OK?
Yes!
That's enough.
My mental state is getting worse and worse.
You should have stopped.
It's too late, isn't it?
No, it's too late.
But you all have confidence now, right?
Are you OK now?
How do you feel, Akame-san?
Are you confident now?
I think I'm OK.
Really?
Can you show us?
I'm OK!
That's pretty good.
What about you, Komawa-chan?
I'll be fine.
No, not like that.
I'll be fine.
What are you doing?
I'm fine.
Ah, she's turning her head away. Nice jaw.
I'm fine.
Well, well, well.
She's improving every time.
Her confidence is increasing.
Now, everyone, are you relieved of your worries?
Yes!
Really?
Yes, I'm very confident now.
I'm glad.
This is quite effective, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Why are you looking at the camera?
Tell me about it.
That's right.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's effective.
It's quite effective, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, since you're confident now,
I'd like you to introduce yourselves one by one again.
It's completely different from before.
Will it change?
I think it will change.
Ah, is that so? I see.
Yes, I'm Miyashita Asuka of HKT48 Team Keifo.
I'm going to be first place!
Yeah!
She's very positive!
Yeah!
She's very positive!
Yes, I'm H.K.T.48 Team H's featured singer, Kotoko Madohiroka.
I can already see that I'm going to be first place this year.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Yes, I'm Team T2's captain, Yamashita Emiri.
I'm going to sit on that chair!
Wow!
Yes, I'm HKT48's Murata Vivian.
When I'm first place, I'm going to hold a concert in a swimsuit!
Wow!
Yes!
I'm Maria Iwamura of Team T2.
I'm going to rank up!
How cute!
I'm Sae Kurihara of Team T2.
I'm going to think about what I'm going to say when I'm elected.
I'm going to call you.
She turned away.
I'm Misaki Aramaki.
I don't have a lot of emotions,
but I'm very confident.
I'm going to get first place like Tomioki-san, so don't worry!
Thank you.
I'm a little worried, but is it okay?
It's okay!
Thank you.
I feel like they're trying to appeal themselves.
It's true, isn't it?
They look like they're very confident, but they're not.
It's true, isn't it?
What should we do?
They want to promote themselves the most, don't they?
That's right!
Even though they're so popular, they can't promote themselves.
We're the most popular.
Really?
Please support us!
Then, this was the worst location I've ever been in in my life!
It's all right!
Yes, it's all right!