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Miyazaki and Miyazaki are really popular.
That's right. I've been doing it on a regular basis.
It's been going on for a long time.
It's been going on for quite a while. It's been going on for a year now.
Yeah, people on TV have been saying that a lot, haven't they?
Yeah, most of the fans I've met at handshakes and such have said, "Miyazaki, Miyazaki, I saw it!"
It's like you're watching a comedy drama!
I see!
It's obvious you're watching it!
I see!
It's obvious you're watching it!
But "naninani" and "nai nani" are well-known dramas, right?
That's right!
They're multiple songs, but...
You should say it.
Right now, it's "Naomi" and "Kaneko."
"Naomi" and "Kaneko."
Wait a minute...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki aren't paying attention.
They're totally into it.
They're totally not paying attention!
So...
Maybe we'll be eliminated in the final quarter?
Maybe we will.
Yeah...
So, for this segment, we're going to do a "bring it in" project that the members of HKT48 really want us to do.
Oh!
So, we've come up with a new segment that will continue from "Miyazaki" and "Miyazaki"!
It's called "XXXX new standard audition"!
I see!
So, we're on "Miyazaki" and "Miyazaki"...
And there's still "naninani" and "nai nani" among us.
And they're showing up right now.
I see!
So, we're going to have you show us what you've got...
And we're going to see if you can do it or not.
No, but surpassing "Miyazaki" and "Miyazaki" isn't such an easy hurdle.
P-chan and I are already on "HKT"...
We're betting on it!
We're betting on "Miyazaki" and "Miyazaki"!
We're really desperate for it!
That's right!
It's not easy to surpass it like that!
So, for this segment...
We're going to have you judge us harshly, right?
Yes, that's right.
So, we're going to have you judge us harshly...
And we've called in a special commentator!
Oh!
This person! Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
You look great today, too!
Oh, thank you!
You're already perfect!
You're a showbook!
Thank you!
I've been here more times than "Jitsu no Oya"!
Yes!
You've gotten bigger, haven't you?
Let's start with this person!
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm Shimono Yuki! - I'm Noh Hanashina!
- I see! - Why did you apply for this segment?
Because my schedule was free today!
- Yes! - I'm bored!
- I'm super bored! - The reason you're bored is because your schedule is free, right?
Yes! It was originally off!
- Then, what is the "xx" and "xx" that you two do? - Yes!
We are...
Ta-da! April 1st and April 2nd!
- What does that mean? - My birthday is April 1st.
- Yes! I was born on April 2nd. - Oh!
- So I do this thing... - What?
- I see! - Yes!
- You do that for me! - Yes!
- Do you have a brain? - Yes!
It's like you're really bored!
Well then, April 1st and April 2nd, let's go!
Yes, I would like to recreate some stories from April 1st and April 2nd.
First of all, a new instrument.
Oh, we're in the same class!
Nice to meet you!
When is your birthday?
My birthday is April 2nd. What about you?
April 1st.
Oh, it's past.
It's past.
Missing your birthday present.
Some stories.
Next.
April Fool's Day.
It's my birthday today.
What? Today is April 1st. So it's April Fool's Day.
You're lying!
It's not a lie!
No, you're lying!
It's not a lie!
No, you're lying!
It's not a lie!
What? When is your birthday?
My birthday is tomorrow morning.
What? Isn't it the same?
No, it's not a lie!
April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day!
It's not like that!
It's not a lie!
April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day!
It's not a lie!
Yes.
Some people suspect it's your birthday.
Next.
Famous people.
Who were famous people born in April?
No one was born in April.
But if you say it, it's Mifune and Shiro.
Who was born on April 2nd?
April 2nd.
There weren't many, but if you say it...
Cunning and Takeyama.
That's funny!
That's all!
April 1st and April 2nd!
Thank you!
Horakuchi-san!
Yes?
You looked happy!
That pose in between...
Your pose...
Yes.
I took it.
You took it?
Yes, I took it.
Tomii-san, how was it?
I personally liked it, too.
But if you think about it in the future...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki were worried about it for a while.
A gap?
There's a possibility that they'll worry about it again.
That's right.
It's pretty narrow.
It's only as narrow as Shiborikasu.
It's no good!
Even if you call me like this...
There's hardly any story, right?
That's right!
There's not much to say.
That's right!
It's trash!
But in fact, I'm a little grateful for that.
If we continue like this, we won't have any more jokes.
Now, the next two people, please!
Hello!
I'm Erika Sakamoto.
I'm Vivian Murakawa.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, Vivian.
Nice to meet you.
Are you two fresh people?
Yes, we're fresh people.
We're fresh.
You're not moving "fresh".
That's quite a title.
Yes, it is.
Is that so?
Now, what is "xx" and "xx" that you two will do for us?
Well, we've named the length of your hair.
One, two...
Ta-dah!
It's "long" and "short"!
I see!
Yes, yes, yes.
What exactly will you do for us?
It's "long" and "short".
We'll just talk about our hair, right?
Yes.
You'll talk about our hair, right?
Yes, we'll talk about "long" and "short".
We'll talk about "long" and "short".
Understood.
Let's talk about "long" and "short".
I'll talk about "long" and "short".
You have long and pure hair.
Thanks to "long", you look cute and pure.
Are you complimenting me?
I'm complimenting you.
Thanks to "long", you look cute and pure.
You sound relaxed.
What do you think?
You have beautiful arched bangs.
Do you mean my bangs?
Your bangs are amazing.
Are you talking about my bangs?
Yes, your bangs are amazing.
Are you talking about my bangs?
Yes.
"Long" means "short" or "semi-long".
Are you dissing me?
No, I'm not dissing you.
Are you complimenting me?
Yes, I'm complimenting you.
Are you complimenting me?
Yes, I'm complimenting you.
I have something to say.
What do you think?
Your bangs are cold, aren't they?
It's cold now, but I think I cut my bangs too much.
You cut your bangs too much?
You cut your bangs too much.
Thank you.
You look happy because you cut your bangs too much.
You don't have to say that.
I cut my bangs little by little.
I was worried at first, but I cut my bangs in the end.
It was a joke, wasn't it?
You've been doing this all the time.
How do you feel?
As a senior, I was a little nervous at first.
This is bad! I thought this was bad.
But I want you to praise me for my courage to do it to the end.
Thank you very much.
You're a very short lady.
Me?
I was looking at you because I wanted to ask you a little more.
Really?
But you weren't laughing, were you?
I couldn't hear you laugh at all.
I thought it would be rude to laugh out loud.
No, I want you to laugh.
I think you'll be surprised if you talk in front of everyone.
I think it's pretty much in front of everyone.
I think you'll be surprised if you talk in front of everyone.
Can I make a decision now?
Yes.
Please!
It's a failure!
Why? That's weird!
Why?
It's a failure as a future project, and it's a failure as a supporter.
Please let me go!
Next up is these people!
Yeah! Come on!
What a surprising combination!
Two fresh people have come!
No, no, no.
You've been on this show since the beginning.
Yes.
What is it?
Do you have anything in common?
No, I don't know. It's something and something, isn't it?
Because you said "surprisingly."
That's right.
What do you usually say?
We say we're human in common.
Human!
Human! If that's the case, everyone will be like that!
That's amazing!
What is the "something" and "something" that you two will present?
I saw it for the first time!
Maeda!
Oh!
What does this mean in detail?
Well, I can't say it in detail yet.
Please say it!
Present!
You have to present it!
That's right.
Well, it's an impersonation, but...
Oh!
Well, we're not particularly good at impersonating, but...
I've heard that you two have one very good impersonation.
Ah!
That's a good combination.
Right?
That's right.
Oh!
Hayabusa!
Did you know it was Hiraizumi?
Hiraizumi is Seihi Hiraizumi.
That's right.
Oh!
Who do you think it is, Maeda?
Maeda...
Maeda Akira?
Hahahahaha!
Who is it?
It's amazing!
Maeda Akira!
It would be amazing if HKT impersonated it!
Who is Maeda?
Maeda is Atsuko Maeda.
Oh!
Senior!
It's not silver, is it?
Now, then, Hiraizumi and Maeda, please get excited!
If Hiraizumi and Seihi came to Maeda and Atsuko's handshake party...
Oh!
Thank you very much!
Oh!
It's Emily!
Emily!
Oh!
It's Maeda and Atsuko!
Oh!
One more time!
What happened?
You said it as if you didn't care!
I said it as if I didn't care!
That's right!
It's Maeda and Atsuko!
Oh!
You said it wrong!
Oh!
It's okay!
If Hiraizumi and Seihi came to Maeda and Atsuko's handshake party...
I'm already excited.
Thank you very much!
Oh, it's you!
Hello! I'm Maeda Atsuko!
How old were you?
Me?
I'm...
71 years old!
71 years old? You look like you're 50 years old! You're young!
You caught me!
How many copies did you release today?
Today...
10 copies!
Thank you very much!
Hiraizumi is buying 10 copies.
When I'm happy, I don't have to spend money anymore.
But I have a lot of money.
Oh, that's good!
I have a lot of money, but I don't have anything to spend it on.
I don't think I want clothes anymore.
I want to give clothes and toys to children.
Thank you very much!
I want to shave my hair.
Thank you very much!
I want to shave my face!
Really?
Huh?
Mom!
Huh?
Daikon for sale?
Today?
I'm happy!
Mom!
Wait a minute!
I'll go after I meet Acchan!
Thank you!
I love you!
Bye!
I love you!
I'm happy!
I love you!
Oh!
It's time!
Thank you very much!
I'll go see Maria!
I love you!
Thank you very much!
Time's up!
Thank you very much!
How was it, Temuji?
Most of it was just from Hiraizumi!
She won't let me talk!
No, it's not like that!
It was pretty much just Hiraizumi and Emily!
That's right!
It's Maeda!
It felt like Emily was doing it all the time!
It was all Emily!
Does Hiraizumi push you all the time?
Does it never change?
Hiraizumi and Maeda?
That's right!
You can buy Maeda, but not Hiraizumi!
You betrayed me!
Maeda, please come with me!
If it's for Kouya, you can change your way of meeting people!
That's terrible!
All right!
So you're considering it in the future?
That's right!
Yes.
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Oh, I'm glad!
Now, the next person, please!
What's your name?
My name is Maria Imamura.
What?
Oh, you're strict and you don't eat beans!
I don't eat beans!
You don't eat beans!
What's your name again?
My name is Maria Imamura.
Maria-chan!
How old are you, Maria-chan?
I'm twelve years old.
Twelve years old!
What? Twelve years old means you're in sixth grade in elementary school?
Yes!
Wow!
How tall are you?
I'm one hundred and thirty-two centimeters.
Wow!
Do you still grow?
Yes!
What's your favorite food?
Gratin!
Oh, is that so?
Please grow up!
But, this time it's "○○" and "○○".
Are you alone?
Yes!
Can you do "○○" and "○○" alone?
Yes!
What?!
This is bad!
This is...
Can you do it?
Yes!
What?!
Yes!
"○○" is...
"○○" is a foul, isn't it?
That "○○" doesn't exist, does it?
Wow...
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes! It's adopted! Congratulations!
That's fast!
What will "○○" and "○○" do for you?
Yes!
Miyazaki and Ese Miyazaki!
What?!
What does this mean?!
Well...
Maria loves Miyazaki and Miyazaki very much.
Especially, she loves Tomioi-san.
I've never heard of it.
Well...
I want to do "Miyazaki" and "Miyazaki" with Tomioi-san.
Oh...
Wow!
Tomioi-san is from Miyazaki, isn't she?
Yes, I'm from Miyazaki.
What about you, Maria-chan?
I'm from Gunma Prefecture.
Not at all!
Maria-chan is Ese Miyazaki, right?
Yes!
Oh, I see!
Ese is also "ese", isn't it?
Do you have a script?
Oh, I can write a script now!
Do you even have a script?!
Look!
Asuka-chan has a present for you!
Oh, it fell!
Miyazaki and Ese Miyazaki
Let's introduce yourselves!
Hello!
I'm Miyazaki and...
I'm Ese Miyazaki!
Asuka-chan!
You're bald!
Maya-chan, you're also bald!
Maya-chan, you're so small!
I'm so small!
Asuka-chan has a present for you!
Here you go.
Why do you have this?
Because I'm single,
this is my chocolate!
It's so sweet!
By the way,
Maya-chan, do you have something sweet?
My sweet thing is...
Sweets!
Sweets?
Sweets!
Sweets-kei!
I said everything!
Sweets-kei!
That was hard!
Lastly,
Asuka-chan and Anna Poske!
Anna Poske!
That!
But "amame" was still cute.
Can you do "amame" again?
Let's go. 3, 2, 1, go!
amame
Huh?
It was bouncing like this.
amame
Can you do it again? Let's go.
Let's go. 3, 2, 1, go!
amame
Yes! "amame" "amame"
What you're saying is "gokiburi".
It was "gokiburi".
"amame" was "gokiburi".
What?
Next is this person! Please!
What? What? What?
Next is this person! Please!
What? What? What?
It's not "paa", it's the second time.
It's weird!
No, you can't do it. It's only once per person.
I'm more of a hungry warrior than a youngster.
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
Is it "lounge" or something like that?
I don't know.
"lounge" and "snack" are only...
"lounge" and "snack" are different.
Then, you two will do it for me.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
What is it?
It's weird.
What is it?
It's weird.
It's not good.
Can we broadcast this?
We are...
One, two...
"hokuro" and "hokuro".
You wrote it!
You wrote it completely!
No, no, you don't look like you wrote it.
You don't have one, do you?
No, that's why you don't do it!
No, you don't do it!
I'm angry!
"hokuro" and "hokuro", what will you do for me?
People's faces change in certain places of "hokuro".
People's impressions are different.
Impressions are different.
In certain places of "hokuro", it may be 100 times more popular.
That's right.
It's a project to discover it.
I see.
"hokuro" and "hokuro".
Let's do it!
"hokuro" and "hokuro".
We've been doing it for a while.
"hokuro" can be very attractive if it fits your face.
One "hokuro" can change your popularity, impression and attractiveness.
I think Nao Ueki still has enough "hokuro" for you.
"hokuro" is what I want the most now.
I think "hokuro" is not enough for me either.
Around here...
Look! It's very attractive now!
Is it good?
Yes! And...
It's better to have a bigger "hokuro" here.
It's very attractive!
How is it?
Is it good?
Yes!
Well...
You have a slanted face.
Your chin is sharp.
I think you should put your center of gravity lower.
That's very modest of you.
Yes, yes, yes...
You should put your chin lower.
It's for popularity!
Yes, for popularity!
It's for popularity!
Yes, yes, yes...
It's for popularity!
It's very attractive.
You're laughing.
It's very good!
Is it?
It's good!
And...
1, 9!
Sweet!
Yes! Sweet, sweet!