AISubs v3.5
♪ AKB's Lucky Potato! ♪
♪ I like you, yeah yeah yeah! ♪
♪ I love you, I'm going to meet you later! ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah! ♪
♪ I'm a manly man! ♪
- As expected, for the last project of the year... - Yes!
...shall we go to that popular corner?
- Shall we do that? - Let's go to that.
Every year, as usual, at the end of the year...
...2015 Ago Kouhaku Uta Gassen!
- That's a little different... - What?
- That's too much! - It's not singing!
- That's not the right IP for this corner! - It's singing here!
- It's not singing! Can we do it one more time? - Yes, of course!
- Then we'll start. - Yes, of course.
- Yes! At the end of the year, 2015... - Yes!
Red Team, please come forward!
We are... Ago3!
We wish you peace and stability!
You're sharp again today.
It's so tight.
It's like you're being stabbed with your chin.
It's not like that at all. It's a gentle chin for people.
It's not like that at all.
You know, Imada-chan has a really nice chin.
- Yes, yes, yes. - It's probably...
- Yes, it's probably the best chin in HKT. - Wow!
Thank you very much.
But you don't have a chin like that.
It's usually convenient for my schedule.
Normally, if you don't have a chin like that, it's round.
- That's right. - That's right.
I feel weird every time.
- You can't say anything, can you? - I can't say anything.
The members have graduated.
Until now, it was Ago4.
Now that Lee-chan has graduated, it's a little lonely, isn't it?
- That's right. Ago4 has become Ago3. - That's right.
We've lost our greatest fighting power.
That's right.
Thank you!
- Oh, great. - Oh, great.
- Oh, idol-chan is coming out. - Oh, he's coming out.
- Oh, great. - Oh, great.
If you look closely, it's Ago4.
- You've changed quite a bit, haven't you? - Oh, oh, oh!
- You've changed this much, haven't you? - I feel like I'm the only regular here.
- The most amazing thing is Manilin. - Oh, Manilin!
- It's written quite a lot on the internet. - Oh, why is it written?
It's written along with Nao-san.
I see.
- Anyway, it's a good match, isn't it? - That's what I think.
- Oh, you've come. - Yes, it's my first time.
- You don't know it yet, do you? - No, I don't know it at all.
- You don't know it at all, do you? - I'm scared because I haven't heard of it.
- In her case, it's more of a waist corner than a chin corner.
- Her waist is like that. - That's right.
- Oh, you've come. - You don't know it at all, do you?
- The first round is "Chin Up Quiz"! - Oh, you've come.
- There is only one question in the quiz. - What?
- You will decide the answer with only one question. - Yes.
- You will write the answer in the sketchbook with your chin. - Oh, you've come.
- When you finish writing, you will press the "quick press" button with your chin. - Yes.
- If you press it quickly, you will get a chance to answer. - Yes.
- If you can't decipher the text of the answer, you will have to do it again. - Wow!
- Therefore, I would like you to write it in an easy-to-understand manner. - Oh, you've come.
- Speed is important and accuracy is also important, isn't it? - That's right.
- Then we will start "Chin Up Quiz"! - Here is the question!
- This year's drawing is sheep year. - Then, what year is it next year?
- Please write it in kanji! - Kanji?!
- Yes, kanji!
- Kanji?! - Kanji!
- This is difficult. - This is difficult.
- It's difficult to write with my chin. - Kanji is also difficult.
- There is a considerable number of kanji. - Huh?
- There is a considerable number of kanji. - Oh, you've come.
- You've come, haven't you? - You've come, haven't you?
- Oh! - Oh! It may look like it, but... - How is it? How is it?
- Yes! - Monkey!
- Correct! - Wow!
- You know what monkey is, don't you?
- You know, you know! Monkey, monkey! - Until halfway...
- Excuse me, what is this? - No, I don't know if it's halfway or not.
- Oh! The pointed shoulder is beautiful! - If it's not pointed, it will be like this!
- It has more circles! - That's right!
- So, white team wins! - Yes!
- The second round is "Chin, TV, remote control push-up"! - Wow!
- I know everything! - I know! - I know!
- You don't have to explain, but you know most of it. - You will operate the TV remote control with only your chin.
- First, turn it on and press one channel of KBC well. - Yes!
- Then, you will compete for time until it becomes KBC's channel. It's a very simple game! - I see!
- This remote control is KBC's channel, isn't it? - Yes!
- If you try to push it, the ground or BS may turn off the power. - Yes!
- But if you push other channels, it will become KBC's channel again! - Wow!
- Four, five, eight... - Wow!
- No, no, no, no, no! - Dad! Dad! Seven! You forgot seven!
- Seven! I'm sorry! I'm in it! Seven! I'm in it! - You are an adult, aren't you?
- You are exaggerating!
Let's begin. Ready... Start!
- The power is on. Let's see if it works. - It's struggling.
- It's on! - But...
- The power is on. How's it? - The TV doesn't work.
- It's working! - It's working!
- You are Seven! - You are Seven!
- You are Five!
- You are Seven! - You are Seven!
- Seven! - Seven!
So fast!
23 seconds!
So fast!
But it's really difficult.
How was it?
When you turn it on,
it goes like this.
Right.
The button is at the end.
And it changed to "BS".
So you pushed "BS".
BS
Let's start.
Ready, start!
It's like that.
It fell!
It's like that now!
It's ok now.
Can you push it more?
It's not working.
It doesn't turn on.
It's on now.
It's a little late.
It's on now.
One shot!
33 seconds!
Wow!
So, Akazumi wins!
So far, it's one on one.
It's a good game!
Round 3
Round 3 is...
Chin up and down battle!
I don't get it.
You don't get it?
Let me explain the rules.
Chin up and chin down battle!
Did you get it?
I got it.
You got it?
I got it.
It's chin up battle!
Oh, I see!
Chin up and chin down battle!
You say that a lot.
Yes, yes.
I'll just follow you.
Oh!
It looks easy.
Because the chin is closer to the brain than the hand.
It's easier than you think.
Let's get started.
Chin up and chin down battle!
Yes!
Ready, go!
Chin up.
Chin down.
Chin up and chin down.
Is it ok? Is it ok?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Actually, you made a mistake.
I made a mistake?
You made a mistake, but could you do it one more time?
I can feel your gaze, but you're not looking at me.
Ready, go!
Chin up and chin down.
Oh!
That's great! That's great!
That's a great battle you've organized!
That's great!
I want you to speed up the tempo a little.
Yes, please!
Let's do it one more time. Ready, go!
Chin up and chin down.
Outside!
The red team wins!
As expected of you.
At first, it's okay when you start, but when you take a break in the middle of it, you're like, "What am I doing?"
From here, it's the final round!
Yes!
Chin stamp relay!
Here it is!
It looks like the white team doesn't know it yet, but you can probably guess it by looking at this, right?
Yes, I know!
There are 15 circles, and there are three of you, right?
One of you will do the chin stamp and one of you will do the relay.
That's right, that's right!
It's a team play!
Also, since it's a relay, don't you need something like a button touch?
That's right!
Like this with your chin.
Then, everyone, can you do the button touch with your chin?
Can we?
Yes!
Then, I'd like to start.
Yes!
Chin stamp relay!
Ready...
Start!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Sit down, sit down!
It's fast, it's fast!
What is it?
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast!
Yes!
That's right!
You did it!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
What will happen to the second one?
What will happen?
Oh, it looks like a molten one!
You did it!
You are third!
Alright, we are equal!
We are equal!
Who will win?
White team wins!
Wow!
It's beautiful. Everything is inside.
There's a second floor in here!
You guys have a lot of room to spare!
Comparing to that, your...
No, no, you guys are really scared.
How much wrinkles are there in your cheeks?
Huh? Huh? There's some aging going on in your cheeks.
No, no, no, no! Please look at it! Please look!
What?
Everyone, your cheeks are too round.
Too round?
They're too round, aren't they?
It is true that this is proof that you're having trouble with your cheeks.
It's not big.
So it's a draw of two against two.
I'm sorry, combat judge.
Please make your decision.
Everyone, appeal, appeal, appeal, appeal.
Oh, my stomach is amazing.
Pray with your chin.
Everyone, please use your chin.
Pray with your chin.
Congratulations on your red belt!
This is...
The advantage of filming.
What?!
Yay!
You've been trying to be used in the comments for a long time.
Yes.
That makes me embarrassed.
Actually...
We have a special guest with a special chin.
It's him, isn't it?
Special chin.
It's him, isn't it?
I'll go and call him.
At the end of the year, we're busy and can we really be busy?!
We had a special guest with a special chin to join us.
It's him, isn't it?
Special chin.
Let's give him a big hand!
Special guest!
She's really popular in HKT now, isn't she?
She's really good at it!
She's got a good jaw!
Do you have anything for me today?
Yes, I have a letter for you.
She's got one.
To all of you who have a jaw injury and have to re- injure your jaw...
Time flies!
How are you spending your new year?
I've been wondering if we'd still be having my favorite white-jaw match this year.
At the end of the year, my jaw was shaking.
A lot of things happened at HKT48 this year.
I was surprised at the graduation of Ii-chan and Goto- Izumi-chan, who are jaw members.
As a friend of Ii-chan and Goto-Izumi-chan, I was also quite disturbed and, to my surprise, my jaw seemed to have grown another two or three centimeters.
With Ii-chan's graduation, her jaw has become jaw three, but with your wonderful jaw, I think you can overcome any adversity.
When you are about to give up, remember Hawks' Uchikawa's jaw.
This year, Uchikawa also polished his jaw and overcame adversity.
Yamada-chan, Ito-chan, and Yamamoto-chan's jaw may still be in the middle of growing,
but you can see a very bright future for your jaw.
Before you go to bed at night, don't forget to massage your jaw with cream.
Think of your jaw as another you and cherish it every day.
One last word. As long as you have a jaw, you can do anything.
One, two, three, jaw!
With that, I would like to say goodbye and return your beautiful jaw.
Thank you for coming.
Wonderful!
The passion for your jaw is amazing!
It's okay if you don't encourage the members of HKT, but you were completely messing with Uchikawa.
There's a sticker on this letter that says "thank you".
Cute!
Thank you!
Cute!
Here she is!
- Here she is! - Here she is!
- Ms. Takano! Ms. Takano! - Here she is!
- H.K. 248's 6th single "Chikara Chikara" has been selected. Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Please say a few words about your feelings. - I'm happy.
- Are you happy? - Yes!
- Do you have anything you want to tell someone? - Yes!
- I want to tell my family and my friends who supported me. - What do you want to say?
- I want to say "Chikara Chikara"! - Yes!
- Be honest with me! - Yes!
- Who did you vote for? - Who did you vote for?
- What did you vote for? - I didn't! I didn't!
- Did you vote for a political party member? - I didn't!
- Did you give money to Ayano Komi? - No! I didn't do anything like that!
- Really? - Yes!
- What do you think about Umemoto Izumi's graduation? - Yes! I'm very sad about it!
- But it's something that Ume has decided, so I'm looking forward to Ume's future! - Yes!
- Actually, I was planning to do "Ii-chan" and "Ume-chan" and "Izumi" and "Izumi" on this show... - Oh, is that so?
- But you've graduated, Mr. Sagoku! - You're taking the same responsibility!
- No! No! - What is it? I don't understand!
- Apologize! - No! No!
- Apologize! - No! No! I'm serious!
- You know... - Yes?
- When you graduate... - Yes?
- When you announce your graduation... - Yes?
- You'll do it? - Yes!
Please use your balls!
- Please! - Please!
Hurry up!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- You're so strong! - You're so strong!
- Please!
I, Chizuku Sakaguchi...
will pass the education exam!
- I'll pass! - I'll pass!
- Please do it properly! - I'll pass!
- Please! - I'll pass!
- Please!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
What is it about today?
This is a show called "Variety 48"...
and you appear in many other shows as well...
but which show do you like the most?
Well, I think...
"Variety 48" is...
the best show where you can...
see the true side of HKT.
While you're saying that...
do you think "Parachute Squad" is easier to get involved in?
- I love "Parachute Squad"! - You're saying it with all your heart!
- I'm sorry! - You're saying it with all your heart!
- I'm sorry! - You're thinking of...
getting involved in "Football Hour" right?
- That's right! - Which show do you like better...
"Combat" or "Parachute Squad"?
Well, if you look at me like this...
I think "Combat" is a very nice person!
- I think "Combat" is a very nice person! - Just me!
Just me, tell me the truth!
"Combat" or "Parachute Squad"...
which is easier?
I can't say it with those eyes!
- With all your heart! - Please say it with all your heart!
- Stop it Kanata!
- "Parachute Squad" - Wait wait wait!
What do you mean!?
- What do you mean!? - We don't know!
Well then...
- um... next year... - Yes?
- you can join "Tokyo Seats" or "Hisoka" right? - What are you talking about!?
- Why me!? - I can't believe it!
- You can't join "Tokyo Seats"! - No!
- You can't join "Tokyo Seats"! - I am not a Governor of Tokyo!
- I can't join! I can't! - You can't join "Tokyo Seats" right?
No, I don't.
Then ask me something, too.
What is it?
You've been on a lot of KBC shows lately. Do you get paid?
Do you get paid?
No, I don't.
You don't?
It's important for me to look for a bright place like this, so I don't get paid.
No, but I saw you sign after the show.
Did I say that?
I saw you smile.
That's a dream.
It's not a dream.
It's a dream!
You've been talking about your husband a lot lately. Do you really hate him?
Do you really hate him?
No, I don't.
You've been talking about him a lot lately.
Is it true?
No, it's not!
What's going on?
What's this?
You've been beaten up.
But it's a good surprise, isn't it?
She's happy.
It's difficult.
Do it right.
Come on baby.
Yo, yo, Crackerjack.
Yo, Crackerjack.
You ain't got no beats.
Crackerjack.
Walking on city streets.
Here, I have an announcement for you all!
What is it?
HKT48 4th Generation Audition will be held!
It's been about 2 years since the last 3rd Generation Audition!
That's right!
A lot of people came!
That's right!
Whether you're 1st Generation or 2nd Generation, you're all 3rd Generation.
Every time you audition for HKT48, you'll get a lorry full of personality.
That's right!
From adults to children, I'm looking forward to it!
Maria's juniors will be able to do it!
Let's call them "Imamura-san"!
Imamura-san!
Also, Universal Music will be helping out with the audition site!
There, we'll be recruiting new members for HKT48!
Please apply there as well!
The 4th Generation Audition...
Today!
After the performance!
Immediately!
The recruitment has already started!
Yay!
We're looking forward to everyone's applications!
Please apply!
As for the concert tour...
The schedule and venue have been decided!
Yay!
On February 6th...
At Nihon Kaisho Hall...
On March 21st...
Kobe World Memorial Hall!
And also...
Kobe's World Memorial Hall!
It's a big arena!
Wow!
I think that's it...
Sorry, Chibata!
Sorry!
I didn't write down the information either...
And also...
Last time we told you...
Fukuoka!
Marine Messe!
But!
March 29th and 30th!
We'll be holding it!
Yay!
- That's right! Two days! - Two days!
And also, on February 23rd and 24th...
We'll be holding the Tokyo Yoyogi Gymnasium Two Days!
- Yay! - Yay!
- That's amazing! - Yoyogi Gymnasium!
For more information, please visit our website.
Yoyogi Gymnasium Two Days!
Aren't you going to use KBC and become more and more famous?