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The Japanese early period was completed in 720 years.
How should we remember this?
Hmm...
The Japanese early period was completed in 720 years?
How should we remember this?
Hmm...
The Japanese early period was completed in 720 years?
Yes.
Um...
Perry came to Japan in 1853.
How should we remember this?
Hmm...
1853.
Perry came to Japan in 1853.
How should we remember this?
I don't like foreign countries.
Perry-san.
The reign of Oshio Heihachiro was 1837.
How should we remember this?
The reign of Oshio Heihachiro was 1837?
How should we remember this?
1837.
No, don't look at me.
The reign of Oshio Heihachiro...
Oshio!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry, sorry.
That Perry coming here is a bit of a no-no.
Why is that?
No, if you say "no, sir" like that, I'm sure anyone will laugh.
Naniwa Cupbook - Early Japanese
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I don't want to go abroad, Perry-san.
No, don't look at me like that, Oshio Heihachiro.
Can I request one last thing?
Yes, please.
In 1582, Toyotomi Hideyo starts studying Japanese.
How should I remember it?
Straw-shirt and studying Japanese.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You're not wearing straw-shirt! You're not wearing it!
Hideyo-san, you're not wearing a straw-shirt!
AKG Planetary Orientation!
Come on now.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Five seconds to go.
Four, three...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's...
"All Night Miyazaki"!
That's noisy.
What's up with your big voice, P-chan?
Asuka-chan, "All Night Miyazaki" has started again.
It keeps going on.
What should we do?
If it keeps going on like this, maybe we should start our own radio show too?
There are a lot of popular shows on KBC.
There's no room for one of us.
That's right.
But if that's the case, maybe we should start our own radio show.
Don't say that!
Asuka-chan!
You can't say "Momochi" on "it's channel" anymore.
You can't.
This is the secret rule of the industry.
Do you understand?
Sorry, I got carried away.
That's right.
Then again, when it comes to radio...
One, two...
"All Night Miyazaki"!
Well, that aside...
This segment...
Even though we didn't get the script, we got it.
We got it this time too, but...
This time...
We got one!
We got it!
What should we do?
We got a lot last time, but...
We got a lot this time, didn't we?
We got one this time.
This is all Hamada-san's fault!
That's right!
We get a lot of scripts, but we only get Hamada- san's scripts every time, so...
The fans probably gave up.
We'll say it again, but...
We won't withdraw from Hamada-san!
We'll read it!
We won't hide it!
We'll make sure we only get Hamada-san's scripts!
We got this from Hamada-san and the staff of HKT Variety 48!
Thank you!
Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki!
Good evening!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "Miyazaki Overseas Tour" has been decided, but...
In that "Miyazaki Tour"...
Kon-chan and Koyuki-chan will also be joining us!
Really?!
I just thought of it, but...
Up until now, in this segment, we've lectured a lot of Miyazaki dialects...
To Kon-chan and Koyuki-chan, but...
Do you two actually remember them?!
When you go on "Miyazaki Overseas Tour"...
If you don't know what Miyazaki locals are saying...
You won't be able to communicate!
Up until now, we've lectured Miyazaki dialects...
How much do you two remember of it?!
Please do a tongue-twister test!
A tongue-twister?!
- No, no, no! - We're in trouble!
- I'm sure you two have done this many times already! - That's right!
- If you don't remember it... - That's not good!
- You've been together since you were little! - We forgot everything!
- Let's hide it! - Yeah, we forgot it all.
- So... - We forgot it all.
- Koyuki and Konsan! - Hahaha!
- Can you come to the studio? - We're in trouble!
- Hahaha!
- We're in trouble, Mitchell! - Hahaha!
- No, no, no! - We're in trouble!
- Huh?! - No, no, no! That's obvious!
- No, it's obvious! - Whaaaaat?!
- No, I'm telling you, Koyuki doesn't remember a single thing! - Hahaha!
- She doesn't know it! - Hey!
- Okay, let's get started! - Yes!
- But I got it! - She got it!
- Shall we go for it? - Shall we do something simple?
- Please do! - Okay, I'll go first!
- Okay! - What does "mozorasii" mean?
- Ah! I know! "mozorasii"! - "mozorasii"!
- I said it! "mozorasii"! - "mozorasii"!
- You said it! No, no, no! - "mozorasii"!
- This is... - "mozorasii"!
- This is... - Yeah!
- This is standard Japanese! - No, it's not!
- It's not standard Japanese! - It's not!
- Hmm... "mozorasikaa"... - "mozorasikaa"...
- Hmm...
- But I remembered it! - Okay, you're cute!
- So it was "mozorasii", right? - Yes!
- "mozonagii"?! - Wow, you got it, "mozonagii"!
- "kagemozonagii"! - But the meaning is similar, isn't it?
- If "mozorasii" is "kawaii"... - Yeah.
- "kawaii"... - "kagemozonagii" is "kawaiikattane"...
- It's a past tense! - "kawaiikattane"...
- "mozonagii"... - It's a past tense!
- Hmm... "sawayaka"!
"kawaii" and "kawaii" are different, aren't they?
I told you you'd get it wrong!
"sawayaka"!
You said it, didn't you?
But I took it a little.
I'm sure you remember where you took it!
Next!
"Iyashingoro" and "tambun" please make it!
This is easy!
"Iyashingoro" and "tambun"
"Iyashingoro" I've heard of it!
But you're making "tambun"?
"Koyuki" is "Iyashingoro" so...
I can only feel it!
Wait a minute...
Isn't that bad?
That's what it is!
Iyashingoro
What was it again?
What is "Iyashingoro"?
"Konchan" is "Iyashingoro" again tonight!
You're saying it because you know it!
You may have gotten it right!
You don't know what it means!
"Koyuki" is "Iyashingoro" so...
"konsa" is correct!
"kuishinbou" is "koishinbou"
Oh, that's how you did it!
See?
Then I'll ask you one more question about "tambun"!
What is it?
"hetonshiren"?
You didn't say "hetonshiren", did you?
No, no, no!
I'm sorry, but I'll use "hetonshiren"!
You didn't say "hetonshiren", did you?
"hetonshiren"?
You walked too much today, "hetonshiren"!
You may have gotten it right!
Wait a minute...
You walked too much, "hetonshiren"!
"konjan" might be "konya" too!
That's weird!
I think you should say "konjan" for anything!
You don't know the meaning of "konjan", do you?
Let's move on to the last question.
You have to answer this one.
I know. I know for sure.
This is common sense.
Yeah, it's common sense.
What is the most popular "tebasaki" shop in Miyazaki Prefecture?
I know! I know!
I remember that episode! I remember!
I know for sure!
The name of the shop!
"Yellow Elephant"!
I thought of the same thing!
"Yellow Elephant"! "Elephant"!
"Elephant"! Why is it yellow?
What should we do?
I have no idea!
"Yellow Elephant"! "Elephant"!
"Yellow Elephant"!
The lyrics are different, too!
The lyrics are different!
The most popular "tebasaki" shop in Miyazaki Prefecture is...
Don't you know?
Wait a minute...
No, no, no!
I've asked you so many times!
It might have been four letters!
Something like "gongong"!
"Gongong"?
"Tenten"!
"Appongong"!
"Mamma"!
You're making fun of me!
What's the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
takoyaki
taman
"taman"!
That's it! That's it!
She said "taman" so many times!
A little more! A little more!
It's only four and a half letters!
That's it!
She said it!
That's it!
It's "taman", right?
"taman"!
You should have remembered it!
That's right!
"taman"!
And instead of "takoyaki"...
"omurice" was the main dish, right?
It wasn't "omurice"!
Why?
You can't eat that luxurious food!
You can't put "omurice" in a place like that!
It's "tebasaki"!
Oh, "tebasaki" was the main dish!
That's it! That's it!
It's "tebasaki" more than "takoyaki"!
That's it! That's it!
You know how much we didn't ask you outside, right?
You know what we're thinking, right?
Okay, last one!
Okay!
This is the last question!
Okay!
Here we go!
In "takoyaki taman nigo", what else do you sell besides "takoyaki"?
Huh?
Is there "nigo"?
There is "nigo"!
What else do you sell besides "takoyaki"?
Even in that "nigo" store, it's more popular than "takoyaki"!
Oh!
What?!
You can eat that, right?
You can eat it, right?
Number!
What?
I really don't remember.
What did you say?
Ice cream?
You're kidding me!
No, I'm not kidding you. I'm serious.
I really don't remember.
I'm sorry if I'm being serious.
What's your favorite number?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think you should say your favorite number and number.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You said this, didn't you?
I said it.
You said it in this radio booth, didn't you?
Taiyaki, huh?
Now I'm starting to worry about you.
But you'll have to teach me how to do it.
That's right.
You'll have to teach me how to do it.
Thank you for teaching me.
To be honest, when we were talking, you were reading the script for the next location.
Wow!
You said you didn't like the next location, so you looked like you didn't like it anymore.
I thought it was a little bit of a joke.
I'll do this later, too.
I thought I'd spend a lot of money on this.
I'm really sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
So that's it.
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki."
For today's "Variety Forty-Two,"
let's have these members appear!
Please!
Machami-san, you're too loud!
I'm Akamoto-san, who's in good spirits today!
Did you cut your hair?
I did! I dyed it a little!
You dyed it!
That's right!
I don't care about that!
I don't care about it!
The person next to you is still spaced out.
I'm fine, I'm fine! I'm fine!
You have flowers on your head today.
Really? They're big!
And Yamamoto-Yamashita duo.
Yes, Yamamoto-Yamashita too!
Right?
They're still spaced out, aren't they?
Are you looking this way?
I'm looking!
Are you really looking?
Actually...
Right now, in Hakutasa...
There is a performance of Sasha Allah Ali's "Za Chao"
However...
No one is performing!
The director of our show went to see it and said that it was very wonderful and that everyone was working hard and impressed.
But when the director went to see it, he suddenly thought of something.
Well, even with Variety 48, can't we do something like Hakataza?
Don't say that so easily!
No, no!
What is "something like Hakataza"?
Isn't it something that an amateur would like to think about?
First of all, in this meeting room...
There's no place!
No place!
There's nothing!
There's no light!
There's no costumes!
But the director said, "If it's these members, maybe we can overcome Hakataza of our home country?"
No, no.
Isn't it a joke from there?
Are you telling me to surpass the people who have fallen?
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
That's correct.
That's an absolutely bad thing!
No, but the director is expecting everything from everyone.
Today's segment is...
Is there a miracle that transcends seriousness?
Once and for all, without a script, ad-libbing in Nagahama!
Hooray!
Ad-lib!
This is hard!
It was just annoying to get the script right.
Yeah, it was annoying.
Once and for all, without a script.
We're doing it for real!
And ad-libbing...
It's an unknown world!
We're going to have you all act out your lines without a script!
Okay!
In your ad-libbing,
each of you will have to use at least one absolute line!
What?!
Once you've used up all of those absolute lines, you're done!
The ad-libbing will continue until you've used up all of them!
Not only your lines, but also other people's lines that are easy for you to use,
you'll all have to cooperate as you end the ad- libbing!
Do you know our lines?
- We do! - We all know them!
So you'll all have to use up your lines as you end the ad-libbing!
Today's setting is...
H.K.T. "Variety 48"'s...
waiting room before the show starts!
That's right!
- Isn't this pretty realistic? - It is!
- It's different from your usual ad-libbing. - That's right!
Now, I'd like to announce the absolute lines that each of you will have to use!
First up is Cinnamoroll!
Don't be stupid and act like a kid!
- Please include this line! - "Don't be stupid and act like a kid!"
- "Don't be stupid and act like a kid!"
You shouldn't say that as a normal idol!
- Next up is Rii-chan! - Yes!
- Next up is Mai-chan! - Yes!
Don't fight!
- She's serious! - Someone has to fight, right?
- That's right! - Then everyone has to endure it, right?
We're waiting for you to fight!
- Next up is Okamoto-chan! - Yes!
I'm also Masami Hisamoto's gag!
"Yonochi-kubi!" (Japanese gag)
- Can you do that? - Yes!
- Can you do that movement? - Yes, I can do that!
- Then let's go with Iwana-chan! - Let's go!
Which one was there in Osaka dialect?
- I know! - I know!
- But you sound like you know it! - You sound like you know it!
- It's weird, right?
- You sound like you know it! - Next up is Yamamoto-chan!
- What!? - What!?
- You sound like you know it! - You sound like you know it!
- Huh? - You sound like you know it!
- Thank you!
- Let's go with Yamamoto-chan! - Yes!
- Yamamoto-chan is...
She wears clothes on the laughing corner!
- This is hard! - This is hard!
- How do you say it? - She wears clothes on the laughing corner...
- But you can say it if someone is laughing!
- Yamamoto-chan! - Yes!
I'm Rola!
Please try.
Three, two, one...
I'm Rola!
You're good at this!
You're good!
Now, everyone, I'd like you all to do as much of the ad-lib as you want.
Is that okay?!
Yes!
♪ Do it right! Come on baby! Yo yo crackerjack! Yo crackerjack! You ain't got no beats! Crackerjack! Walkin' on city streets!
Good morning!
Okay, I'm going to...
I'm going to...
Good morning!
Okay, so today's variety show is...
Yes!
It's called "Kon-san's Birthday Party", but...
It's a prank show!
What?!
That's what we're doing today!
I see!
Okay, we have a little standby, so...
Yes!
Let's have some tea.
Thank you!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm not!
Come on!
What would you like? Tea?
Kon-san, you don't look like you're having fun.
Kon-san!
Did you see?
She's totally black!
She's on vacation!
She's totally black!
When you go on vacation in the summer, you know...
You go to places like Hawaii and stuff like that!
That's nice!
Who went there?
That's nice! I want to go to Hawaii!
I want to go!
I like hot tea!
Oh, right! Hot tea!
Hot tea!
Isn't it cold in this room?
What do you want to drink now?
What do you want to drink?
I want to drink hot soup.
Special soup!
You want to drink it, don't you?
Because it's hot!
I'm not stupid!
I'm really not stupid!
That's good.
I don't like hot tea, though.
No, it's okay. You can make it yourself.
Why? Why?
How many of you will go with me?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't fight!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Who was it?
It's Lola!
You're here again today!
It's hot tea, isn't it?
Have a nice day!
Thank you!
Yuruchi-kun?
Really?
Your feet are burnt, aren't they?
I thought so!
I think you should be careful.
You've been a little gyaru lately.
Your eyes and your face!
Can you blame me like that?
No, you can't.
I'm going to get drunk!
Scary!
Don't do it!
It's okay!
Have fun!
It's okay!
It's the best!
Thank you!
It's delicious!
You laugh and make me feel happy!
He's laughing and making me happy!
It's nothing!
Hahaha!
Everyone, today
Ad-lib performance
Thank you for watching
Thank you very much!
Yes, it's over!
Hey, Yamamoto, did you get it?
No, no, I was surprised!
I said "canonia" with a smile and "monnia" with a laugh!
How do you like it, Mr. Nagahama? Have you surpassed your family, Mr. Kombat?
I can't surpass it.
But you can expand it in the future, can't you?
That's right. In the future...
No, it's just this.
I did it! I did it!
It's over.
Yes, it's over. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!