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What is your favorite Sukiya donburi menu best 3?
Kimchi gyudon, oroshi ponzu gyudon, wasabi yamakaki gyudon.
What is your favorite Sukiya side menu best 3?
Oshinko, ontama, rayaresu.
What about gyudon?
Zuitaku.
Shhh!
Time's up!
Ah!
Hey!
Ah!
What's your best 3?
Best 3?
Yes, what was your best 3?
Mayonnaise.
This is bad.
If fans see this, they'll ask "what about gyudon?"
We're all Zuitaku, right?
1, 2, 3, 4.
Here we go.
5 seconds to go.
4, 3...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki"!
That's noisy!
How many times have we seen "All Night Miyazaki" by Miyazaki and Miyazaki!?
Five times! Six times!
Six times! Six times!
Of course we haven't seen the continuation of this!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki themselves have been watching it for more than a generation.
Oh, really?
Then I have news for you...
What is it?
It turns out...
Miyazaki...
Has become number one!!
Miyazaki has become number one in the world!
He's become number one!
In what world?
"In Google search rankings, she's #1 for searching erotic words like "butt", "ero", "sexy", "bust" and so on!"
How is it?! How is it, Asuka-chan?!
I can't be happy about it!
That's amazing!
Well, it's true that Miyazaki didn't get any first place.
Even if it's a special product, it's second place.
It's second place, right?
Miyazaki finally got first place.
That's right!
But thanks to this, I think a lot of people got to know Miyazaki.
I always thought Miyazaki was just a looker, but...
He's erotic, isn't he?!
That's probably how it is.
But like, Miyagi always gets it wrong, but...
Miyazaki is more erotic!
That's good, isn't it?!
He's from the countryside, so I think he has a longing for urban life.
Since he's a looker, I think he's a little out of date.
That's good, isn't it?!
Well, this project...
Well, we didn't get any first place, but...
We didn't, did we?
This time...
We got it!
We got it, didn't we?!
We got it!
I'm sad, I'm sad.
This time...
Don't worry.
It's not Hamada-san.
That's good!
It's not Miyazaki.
Finally!
This time...
HKT Variety 48 Program Staff Kunihiko-san gave it to me!
It's Kunihiko-san! It's not Hamada-san, it's Kunihiko-san!
It's Hamada-Kunihiko-san, isn't it?
Miyazaki and Miyazaki, good evening!
We've booked a special guest again!
A member of HKT48 from Yamaguchi Prefecture!
I think you know who it is just by this hint,
but it's been a year and four months since this bomb girl appeared on HKT Variety 48!
It's been a while since she appeared, and I'm sure she's excited about it too,
but I hope you two can get along with Yamaguchi's bomb girl with your Miyazaki souls.
Isn't this...
- red? - Why is it Kansai dialect now?
- Should we call her? - It's been only a year since she came to Yamaguchi.
Nyaho!
Nyaho, nyaho!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Oha! - Good morning!
- Um... - Are you feeling well?
Um...
I say "Yamaguchi", but my face doesn't look like a Russian.
It's all mixed up!
Are you from Yamaguchi Prefecture?
Well, I'm from Yamaguchi Prefecture, you know, I'm from Murashige.
- I've never heard of you. - I've never heard of you.
Well, I guess it's like that, you know?
I thought you wouldn't push me away like that, you know?
The more you talk, the more your dialect suits you.
Of course!
Since we're here, let's try Miyazaki dialect!
- Yeah! - Let's try it!
- I want you to talk, you know? - Yeah!
- Something you can use on a daily basis. - On a daily basis!
- I think Miyazaki and Miyazaki... - Yeah.
- I think Miyazaki and Miyazaki have a bigger response. - Yeah!
I think Miyazaki and Miyazaki have a bigger response.
- Like "Chinkomeee!" - That was really amazing!
Chinkomeee!
- Of course you know what it means. - What? What? What?
- "Chinkome"? - "Chinkomeee!"
- No, no, no! - "Chinkomesubo!"
- "Chinkomesubo"? - "Chinkomesubo"?
"Ah! Chinkomeee!" "I love you! Chinkomesubo!"
- Wait, you're speaking Murashiri dialect. - Murashiri dialect...
- But I think Miyazaki and Miyazaki have a bigger response. - Yeah, yeah.
- There's a lot of things. - There's a lot of things.
- But I like "tebasaki". - What? "Tebasaki"?
- That's Nagoya, right? - That's Nagoya, right?
- No, no, no... - That's Nagoya, right?
"Takoyaki-tama"!
"Takoyaki-tama", right?
There's a "takoyaki shop" called "takoyaki-tama".
But no one eats "takoyaki".
- "Tebasaki" is the most popular. - "Tebasaki" is the most popular.
- That's right! - Yeah.
- That's funny.
- The size of the shop...
- Um...
- It's four and a half stories.
- Really? - It's not that big, right?
- It's not that big. - It's not that big.
- That's annoying. - It's annoying.
- And also...
- "Alberobero".
- "Alberobero"... - "Alberobero"!? I've never heard of it!
- I didn't know about it. - You didn't know about it?
- Pizza and lasagna are really good.
- "Alberobero"!? - It's really fashionable!
- You didn't know about it!? - I didn't know about it!
- I have something to say about "murasige".
- What is it?
- Um... there's a letter that arrived at the show...
It's from Hamakuni-san of HKT Variety 48.
- Huh? Hamada... Hamada-kunishi-san... - You translated it!
- Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki. - Good evening.
This is sudden, but we have important news for you.
Thanks to you two, we have received a lot of positive feedback for this segment.
We are truly grateful for you two.
And so, as a special edition of HKT Variety 48...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "Miyazaki Overseas Tournament"!
- Congratulations! - Go, Alberobero!
Alberobero, come here!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "Miyazaki Overseas Tournament" has been decided!
Congratulations!
This is a serious reaction.
Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki.
Wait a minute... I thought it would never end!
Why did you think it would end, Miyazaki and Miyazaki?
It's been about two weeks since we last met...
I can't take it anymore!
I feel like Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "Miyazaki Overseas Tournament" is about to start!
I can't take it anymore!
That's not true!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "Miyazaki Overseas Tournament" is about to start!
With HKT Variety 48, we don't go outside.
We don't go outside.
But Miyazaki!
It's a long-distance shoot.
You don't go outside anymore, do you?
I didn't know that!
You still went outside when you were Anya.
Yes, I did.
You went outside a little, but you've never done a long-distance shoot, have you?
No, I haven't.
You've never done this show, have you?
So it's your first long-distance shoot!
Can you say something for us?
Good morning.
I'll treat you for free!
Thank you very much.
Hello!
Sakamoto!
Yes!
Hello!
I have something to discuss with you.
Why do you look so serious?
I have something important to discuss with you.
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
I want to be cheerful.
You're making me laugh!
There's a comedian called Yasumura, who is cheerful.
Yes, he is cheerful.
He is cheerful.
Do you want to be like him?
Yes.
You have a serious face!
I understand that you want to be cheerful.
Yes.
Of course, I can give you some advice.
I wish you had a better teacher.
You're right.
Sakamoto!
Hello!
Sakamoto!
Hello!
Anyway, I'm a cheerful comedian!
I'm cheerful!
What?
Are we cheerful?
Don't worry!
We're cheerful!
Actually, we have a secret plan for you.
We want you to practice how cheerful you can be in that plan.
Please show us the results of that recording and get rich.
You knew it!
Which side are you on?
Give me a reaction!
Even if you're in a cheerful mood, sometimes you slip.
But even if you slip like that, it's a strategy to make you feel like you're in a cheerful mood.
This is amazing.
This is because you have skills and you can show off your cheerfulness.
"Get excited with impersonations"!
In this day and age, idols have to do a lot of things.
Idols have to be able to do one or two impersonations.
That's right.
Yabezo's comedy game is in season now.
I think you'll like it.
Yabezo!
This is bad.
Everyone, don't worry.
Dad! Mom!
Good night!
I did it.
That's all for today!
Sakamoto-chan!
I'll give you a code. Do you want to try it?
A code?
Yes, I'll try it.
Okay! Do your best and try it!
It's from Edoharumi-san.
Edoharumi-san is here!
It's hard to start.
Now!
It's one o'clock! I'm sorry, I'm serious.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's three o'clock!
Is it three o'clock?
It's three o'clock!
It's one o'clock, isn't it?
It's three o'clock, isn't it?
She said "gaah" and slipped.
What did you say? It's three o'clock now.
Yes, it's three o'clock.
It's three o'clock now.
I'm serious, so I said "three o'clock" and answered.
Are you serious!?
You know, "holo" has a lot of poses.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Like this...
Oh, no, no! I'm in a ballet class now!
Oh, that's good!
And I sit elegantly in a one-turn.
Oh, good, good, good!
It's natural.
It's like "tooh"!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm in a ballet class now.
No, no, no! You don't know where you're sitting!
Oh, I know! I know!
You're sitting in a different member's place!
Oh, good, good, good!
You're sitting in my place!
That's right! That's right!
Oh, I'm in a ballet class now.
Where are you sitting!?
I didn't know!
Oh, good!
You two are sitting in different places!
Oh, good!
Well, then...
Shall we start the fake project?
Shall we?
Yes.
Good morning!
Please, have a seat.
- I'll cut it here. - No, I'll cut it here.
- I cut it. - Oh, I see.
- Do you sometimes feel like you're not cheerful enough? - Yes, I do.
- Oh, I see. - I feel like I'm too quiet when the other members are talking.
- I see. - Hmm...
- I feel like I'm trying to build a wall between me and others. - I see.
- Yes.
- Okay, let's do it. Let's get excited! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
From now on, idols have to do at least one impersonation.
Everyone, do you like impersonations?
Speaking of Tetsuya Sakeda's impersonation...
I'm Shigiushi!
Who wants to do an impersonation?
Me!
That's nice.
Someone's voice fell down.
Who wants to do an impersonation?
Me!
She's good at transforming.
I'm sure she'll transform.
She'll definitely transform.
- Yura! - Yes!
I didn't think you'd get it first.
I was wondering about it.
I was wondering about it!
I'll do an impersonation of Electir Lengou.
Akemi-chan, right?
Don't laugh!
What do you think about today's dinner?
Is it bad? Is it bad?
Why did you say "is it bad?" all of a sudden?
Yuna said, "Is it bad? Is it bad?"
No, it's not.
Why?
Um...
Yuna didn't lose and did an impersonation!
- Yes! - Yes!
That's funny.
Yes!
Can you do it?
That's right.
This time, I'll do a new one.
Bo-chan and Goofy and...
I'd like to do a lot of other things.
With Goofy...
I'm Doraemon!
Ouch!
Wait!
Can you tell me your name later?
You...
Since this morning, you've been trying to impersonate me.
And you've been appealing me a lot.
I was like, "I'm going to get you with my voice recorder."
Can you show me your impersonation now?
Bunny-chan! Bunny-chan!
Manao's Bunny-chan!
Bunny-chan!
Bunny-chan is...
She only exists in "Casino Gray."
I've never done it before.
I've never seen it before.
I'm going to impersonate the members of "Tonaka Yuuka- chan" today.
Yuu-tan-ka-to-tonaka-yuuka-desu!
I'm embarrassed!
I can't do it!
Sakamoto-chan!
It's weird to put "yo" in there!
"Yo" doesn't sound like you!
It's my first time impersonating someone.
I like dogs.
I'm going to impersonate a dog!
Here I go!
Yo! I'm Daiso!
Next up is Nao-chan!
At least let me raise my hand!
Next up is Nao-chan!
At least let me raise my hand!
Me?
I see...
Good morning!
I got it!
It's me, Nao-chan!
Nao-chan!
The bike you bought the other day...
I stole it in three days!
It's wild, isn't it?
Yo! I'm Daiso!
I got it!
I'm a professional!
Even on a slippery day!
Wow!
Amazing!
I thought winter was coming!
In an instant!
I'm going to impersonate this person!
These two are amazing!
Bunny and Kabuki actor!
These two are amazing!
I want to impersonate this person!
If you were a Kabuki actor, you'd be able to do it.
Ereta!
Here I go!
Um...
Go back to ballet class!
What's going on?
I want... I want to team up with you.
Get out of my way!
We're having a meeting and you're showing off!
I haven't broken my shell yet.
I'm somewhere else.
I haven't broken it yet.
It's over.
It was really funny.
The recording is over now.
How was today's recording, everyone?
Who hasn't changed their characters?
Elton.
How was it?
It was more intense than usual.
Was it more intense than usual?
It was more intense than usual.
Which one was more intense?
Elton was more intense.
More intense, yes.
He was in front of me a lot.
That's right.
Today, I...
That was good, Elton!
That was good!
That was good, wasn't it?
The real skill is...
to make a slip of the tongue...
and show it to a bright person.
That's why it was a slip of the tongue.
But everyone tried their best not to slip of the tongue...
so it was a little funny.
They were serious about it.
♪ What you gave me were soft diamonds ♪
♪ What you protected until now ♪
♪ What should I do with them? ♪