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H.K.T. Variety 48!
The members of H.K.T. 48 will challenge a song that's beyond variety!
H.K.T. Variety 48!
[Miyazaki and Miyazaki's All Night Miyazaki!]
Okay, here we go!
5 seconds before the show starts!
4, 3, 2...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's All Night Miyazaki!
Yay!
Wow, you know...
I can only laugh at P-chan here.
I can't laugh like this.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's still going on, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
But since this show started, a lot of things have happened.
It's amazing.
It's amazing for this show.
Did you know?
What?
That famous yellow elephant's CD arrived at the theater!
It's true!
Yeah!
[The Yellow Elephant's CD arrived at the theater!]
You know it, right?
The Yellow Elephant's...
I know it!
Everyone knows it, right?
Yellow elephant, why?
Why are you yellow?
If you eat a lot of food, you'll turn yellow.
One Night Home!
Yay!
It seems like that famous yellow elephant's CD arrived at the theater.
That's right!
Yeah.
Someone must have sent it.
It seems like it arrived at the theater before we knew it.
Even the staff seems to be surprised.
I've never seen it before.
It seems like it arrived at the company or a fan sent it to us.
That's right.
Also, it seems like "Pura Vita" is in the hands of fans now.
Miyazaki and Miyazaki!
This time, we came to Miyazaki Prefecture Food Store "ChuChuYa Pura Vita" in Daimyo!
Pura Vita!
Yay!
It was delicious there, wasn't it?
You can also eat it in the park now.
Miyazaki food in the park can be eaten in the park!
It was delicious!
I'm surprised!
You can eat it on a day like this!
I'm happy!
Let's do our best!
Yeah!
Recently, we received a lot of letters from viewers on the radio.
Actually, we received so many letters since then!
What?
You really wrote them?
Yes!
You're so smart!
I'm smart!
I wrote them carefully.
We received a lot of letters this time, but let's read the letters we received the other day.
Let's read it again.
Let's read it.
It's from "hkt48" and "baratie48" program staff, Hamada-san.
Read it again!
I'll say it, but it's here!
I don't think you'll know if I say it, but it's here!
Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki!
Do you remember going to Miyazaki food store "Pura Vita" in Daimyo?
I remember!
You remember, don't you?
"Pura Vita" is a place called "Umecchaka Food Store by Pura Vita" in Parco, Tenjin, the other day.
I opened a new store under the name of "Umechaka Food Store", so I went there right away and found what was at the storefront, so I took a picture.
Please see it first from Mr. Tomiyoshi.
- Huh? - What?
- Do you know what it is? - What is it?
Why? Why?
Um...
- Why? - Um...
H.K.T. Hotel and Tomiyoshi Asuka fan once
Eating flowers
- What did you do? - What did you do?
- I didn't ask you.
What did you do?
You're eating pretty luxurious flowers.
- No, no, it was dirty. - It was dirty.
What did you think of the store owner?
- I wasn't there at the time. - Really?
- Yeah. - You got rid of him, didn't you?
- Yeah. - You might have thought it was okay.
- No, it was dirty. - It's true.
- It's true.
Well, one more thing.
It's important.
- It's pretty popular, isn't it? - It is.
Okay, here we go.
"H.K.T. 48", "Variety 48"
This is the Hamada-san team from the program staff.
We're here!
- Were you two there, Mr. Hamada? - Yeah.
- You should have asked us to sit down. - Yeah.
- You should have asked us to come out. - Yeah, you might be right.
Okay, here we go.
- Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki. - Good evening.
Ii-chan has been saying that she has never seen Miyazaki and Miyazaki's segment on "Yakami",
but as a staff of a program that knows Miyazaki and Miyazaki, we can't let this go on like this.
Please do something about it.
Today, we're calling Ii-chan for this radio show.
Please have a chat with the three of you.
What?
- Is that person here? - No, I think it's over there.
(laughs)
- Why are you here? - Eh?
- Hello, I'm here as a special guest. - Eh, you didn't call me?
- No, Hamada-san called me. - Eh? No...
- Hello. - Hamada-san is also in trouble.
(laughs)
- No, but... - Yeah. - This is...
- I thought it was a problem that couldn't be solved soon. - Yeah.
- But again... - Yes.
- Why with Michoran?
- Well...
- A little...
- Um...
- Their personalities aren't very good... - (laughs)
- When I see them working hard... - (laughs)
- It makes me a little sad. - (laughs)
- That's why...
- Um...
- I think it's better to get rid of the segment. - (laughs)
- It wasn't a matter of seeing or not seeing. - (laughs)
- Get rid of it. - Get rid of the segment is what we're talking about. - (laughs)
- We're... - We're like...
- Kakechoru to Miyazaki and Miyazaki to Miyazaki. - Yeah.
- So... - Yeah.
- When you say that... - Yeah.
- Well... - Yeah.
- It's a good thing, right? - Yeah.
- Is this okay? - Is it okay?
- But we have to do something about it. - Yeah, we have to do something about it.
- I don't think we can do it like this. - Yeah...
- How can we do it? - Yeah.
- On the contrary... - On the contrary...
- Call me. - Call me.
- Eh, that's... - Call me.
- Eh, that's... - Yeah.
- Means you're gonna call Miyazaki to Miyazaki and Fukuoka? - (laughs)
- Well... - Mmm... Alright, fine.
- Well... If you're gonna have Miyazaki to Miyazaki and Fukuoka... - Yeah.
- Well, call me, like, Meru-chan. - (laughs)
- Certainly, since we'd get much more views. - (laughs)
- Well, that would be pretty much how we'd do it. - But you know,
Medu-chan won't have a lot of work, so...
- Well... - Yeah.
- Then why do you like Miyazaki and Miyazaki? - That's right!
Yeah, it's different from that and this, so...
- Miyazaki's a generous person. - Yeah.
Yeah...
- That's right. - Yeah.
Well...
Actually...
I don't know if I can say it myself, but...
- I'm not sure if I can say it myself, but... - There you go again!
- If you actually say it... - Actually...
- I think you can say it. - Well, up to this point...
- Sometimes I hear that it has a pretty good ratings. - Yeah, it's pretty popular, so...
- Even if you don't watch it... - Yeah.
- You know how bad it is, right? - It's pretty bad, right?
- It's pretty bad, so... - Yeah.
- That's... - Yeah.
- You can say it, right? - Yeah.
- You can say it! - I don't care about it at all! - You can say it, but it's pretty bad!
- It's pretty bad! - It's pretty bad!
- You can say it, but it's pretty bad! - It's pretty bad!
What do you mean, "it's pretty bad"?
- Then please study it. - Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'll study it.
- Okay, that's it for Miyazaki-san! - Congratulations, Miyazaki-san!
- Yay! - We're in the same boat now!
- Kon-san! - Yes?
- In the last episode, it was very popular. - Yeah.
- Mari Rico and Yamada Marina's... - Yeah.
- "That sexy Chinese dish name" corner... - Yeah.
- How was it? - No, it was the best!
No, out of everything we've done, it was the most exciting for me!
- Maburo... - Maburo...
- Shinjo Rosso... - Shinjo Rosso...
- Koi Koiro... - Koi Koiro...
- Shouro... - Shouro...
- Susan... - Susan...
- Tanpei... - Tanpei...
- Oison... - Oison...
- Marilyn is great. - Is she?
- She's like an actress. - We'd like to do something like this again.
- Sexy Yamada's "Marilyn Monroe"! - That's cheap!
- Susan... - Susan... - Tanpei... - Tanpei... - Oison... - Oison...
Central Ward, Haruyoshi, third hotel.
Hotel, Il Parazzo.
Central Ward, Daimyo, first hotel.
Brother Hotel, Prumie.
Hakata Ward, Hakata Station, central street, fifth hotel.
Hotel, Century Art.
Hakata Ward, Reisenmachi, first hotel.
Natural hot springs, Mikasa hot springs...
Central Ward, Terukuni, first hotel.
Hakata Ward, Reisenmachi, third hotel.
Kashima... Honkan...
Is it open today?
Full house.
What is this?
The last one was erotic. Can you say it one more time?
Amazing. There wasn't such a character in HKT so far.
That's right. Besides, it was entanglement game today.
Have you ever played entanglement game?
I don't know what kind of reaction I should give.
Because I haven't talked about it before.
Entanglement game... Entanglement game... Entanglement game...
Is it open today?
Full house.
Can you say it one last time?
Amazing.
Thank you.
We have HKT members here again!
It's been a long time since you came here.
Yes.
How have you been?
I've been fine. I worked hard and slept for 10 hours.
Wait a minute. You should be more nervous.
Thank you.
Right, Nishika?
Thank you.
She did it! She did it!
She did it a year ago!
She did it while doing this miracle!
Let's do our best again today.
Yes!
But if you think about it, we only have one week left until the general election!
Wow! That's fast!
But the voting ends on June 5th.
Everyone, shouldn't we do our last appeal here?
Oh!
Is it okay?
Right? We want to do it!
We want to do it!
Okay, let's do our self PR properly!
My life depends on it. Thank you in advance.
You're heavy.
Yes, I'm Naoko. I'm Nkoto Okamoto Naoko!
Thank you in advance!
I want to win the lottery this year!
Yes, I'm Yuka Akiyoshi. Thank you for your support!
I'll do my best to be fresh! Thank you in advance!
I'll do my best with gratitude!
Yes! Everyone, good luck with the general election!
Yes!
I was about to laugh!
Yes!
I asked you as a senior, but what are you doing?!
Why are you speaking in Kansai dialect?
I'm sorry.
Why are you speaking in Kansai dialect?
Eh? Until the general election? There's only one week left.
Yes.
Why are you making such an ordinary appeal?!
Ah! I'm scared! I'm worried!
No, no, even if you make an ordinary appeal...
No, you won't even remember it.
You won't even think of voting.
Yes.
What are you doing?!
Really, make it a little more urgent!
Urgent?
A little more...
Yes.
You can't make an ordinary appeal!
Yes.
Eh? You want to rank up, don't you?!
Yes!
Eh? Why are you making an ordinary appeal?!
I'm sorry.
Eh? With that said, today is...
AKB general election voting deadline just before special!
Since we don't have much time, let's make a round, last appeal!
Yeah!
This roundness is a bit of a problem, isn't it?
That's right.
Even if you normally appeal, it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't even come up in your memory.
So today, we're going to do a segment where we're idols, but on the contrary, we're going to appeal in a round way!
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
First of all, we're idols, but on the contrary, we're going to appeal in a Yankee way!
I'm sure you've heard of this gap, haven't you?
Yes, on the contrary, we're going to have a gap there and make it look like a Yankee.
I think viewers will also be impressed by it.
I see.
That's right.
You guys, what are you looking at?
Huh?
What are you looking at? Huh?
What are you looking at?
Hey, don't mess with me! What are you looking at? Look more!
Which one?
Huh?
General election!
I see!
Great!
Oh, we should do it like this.
Yes.
Hey! Can you see me?!
I'm small, but I'm here!
Is the camera okay?
Okay!
I may look like this, but I'm 19 years old!
My attitude is huge, isn't it?!
Hey!
General election!
Great!
Why are you saying that?
Why do you say you're not young?
Hey!
Really?!
If you're not young, you'll regret it.
Hey!
Don't just stare at me!
I'm here, too!
Hey! You over there!
Are you serious?!
I'm serious!
Come at me!
You're like a yankee.
Yankee, great!
Fighting, great!
Please vote for me!
Hey!
You only have one week! Don't just look at Miyazaki and Miyazaki!
Do you understand? Push yourself with all your might!
You know, you only have sunburn.
Excuse me, Sakamoto.
I said I'm serious.
Hey you! Are you serious? I'm serious.
You said you're a Yankee character, but you said you're serious.
Yes, I did.
Okada, you scared me.
Be calm.
She always fights with her mom.
She said she's serious.
Really?
If you don't push it, you'll regret it.
So, what do you think about that?
Well, it's not bad, but I think I haven't broken my shell yet.
Can I say one more thing?
You're out of your league.
What should you do next for yourself?
Next, I'll try to impersonate others and appeal myself.
If I can do what I'm good at in one go, I think it'll leave an impression.
I see.
Imitation
How are you?
If you're fine, you can do anything.
You can even be a ranking member.
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
Elections!
You're cute!
You're great!
I'm great, aren't I?
You're great.
I showed you.
Imitation
I'm Nako, not Jinnozuki.
It's my second time, and I'm at my limit.
I'll do my best this year.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nako.
You have to cheer for me.
No, no, no.
I'm not Kana Kana.
Well...
I'll do my best.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sakamoto Elena.
You're already doing it.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You can talk even if you faint.
Good morning.
It's been a week since the general election.
Let's do our best.
Well, let's cheer up today.
One, two...
Zip!
I'm Kii Kitano.
Happy New Year!
It's awful to say your name by impersonation!
- Hey! - Yes?
Yes, it's a big heart.
- Also, Sakamoto-chan... - Yes?
- Sakamoto-chan is... - I impersonated you last time.
- Eh, who did you impersonate? - Odayoji-san.
It's her!
Eh, Odayoji-san did that?
- Odayoji-san. - Odayoji-san did it, right?
Sakamoto Elena is here!
But you're not impersonating me at all!
Geez!
- Oh, Yamashita-chan, you look like her! - We do!
No, you're the best!
Ah, really? Hmm...
Ah, I'll do my best!
Yes, it was Yamashita Emiri!
- Emiri has a lot of monologue repertoire, right? - Ah!
So it wasn't just me impersonating you?
- "It's her!" "It's her!" "It's her!" - You impersonate me, right?
- Eh, Maeda-san? - Yes?
- Maeda-san did a commercial for "Shiawase-su - hada"... - Oh!
"Shiawase-su-hada"...
- No, you don't sound like her! - You don't sound like her!
- You don't sound like her!
Then, can you put in some effort impersonating me?
Ah, everyone...
Ah, I'll do my best!
Yes!
- That's wonderful! - That's wonderful!
- You've discovered something new! - You've discovered something new!
Yes, I've been appealing so far, but...
No, not enough yet, everyone.
- Not yet?! - No, not yet.
- You're doing quite well, everyone! - No, it's not enough yet.
- Not yet. - It's not enough yet, so...
This time, I'd like you to shed real tears and sing for the viewers.
Before, in this show "Variety for Tate"...
- We did a show where we shed tears. - We did.
- We did.
But in that show, we've prepared a famous song that made everyone cry.
- I see. - So today, while listening to the famous song...
I'd like you to appeal to the person who really shed real tears.
- I see. - Thank you.
♪ Since I was three years old, I've been living with my grandmother for some reason. ♪
♪ Do it right! ♪
♪ Come on, baby! ♪
♪ Yo, yo, crackerjack! ♪
♪ Yo, crackerjack! ♪
♪ You ain't got no beats! ♪
♪ Crackerjack! ♪
♪ Walkin' on city streets! ♪
♪ Ever since I was three years old, I've been living with my grandma. ♪
♪ "But I'm only good at cleaning the bathroom," said my grandma. ♪
Look at these tears!
I'm a serious person, but...
Please support me!
♪ "But I'm only good at cleaning the bathroom," said my grandma. ♪
I understand.
♪ "But I'm only good at cleaning the bathroom," said my grandma. ♪
I won't cry in the bathroom this year!
♪ "But I'm only good at cleaning the bathroom," said my grandma. ♪
♪ "Grandma, thank you so much."
Time's up!
Why?
I'm the one who's crying here!
I'm the one who's crying here! Why aren't you crying?
Hey!
That grandma...
She's gone!
Please do a combat!
Hiroka Komada.
Riko Sakaguchi.
Team H - Hiroo Anai.
Japanese style inn, Kashima Bay Main Inn.