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H.K.T. Variety 48!
The members of H.K.T. 48 will challenge themselves to a variety song!
H.K.T. Variety 48!
- Kon-san. - Yes?
- A team called "Variety" has been formed. - Yes.
It's already been four months!
- Wow! - Right?
- Isn't it fast? - Isn't it fast?
- The members are getting more and more united, right? - That's right!
I think it's great in terms of variety.
- You've been given positions, right? - Wow!
- But that's important, right? - It's important!
- Right, Mana-chan? - That's right!
- She's not ready at all right now. - Yes, yes.
But how about you guys? Is it fun to record for this team "Variety"?
- It's really fun! - It's really fun!
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - That's right!
Even in the park, we get teased a lot.
- Oh! - Even our fans...
Recently, they've been looking at our chin a lot.
- Our chin? - Rather than wanting to go to the hospital...
- Our chin? - They've been looking at our chin a lot.
- Is it because it's the main part of your chin? - Yes, it's the main part of my chin.
- They bring their chin pads with them. - What?!
- They bring their chin pads in the park. - Their chin pads are expensive!
- Seriously?! - Wow!
- What are you guys cheering for?
- What? We're cheering for your chin? - Our chin pads...
- We're cheering for your chin. - Our chin pads...
- But still... - Our chin pads...
- This sense of stability is wonderful! - No way!
- It's fun! - It's fun!
- Everyone is having fun! - Yes!
- Actually... - Yes!
- We have something we'd like to say to you. - What?!
- What did you say?!
- Why? - Why?!
- Why? - You don't have a problem with it, do you?!
- You're all having fun, right?!
- We don't have a problem with it! - We don't!
- Well... - We don't!
- We have someone we'd like to say something to you... - Oh, really?
- Can we say anything? - Yes, yes!
- Then... - Yes, yes!
- Please say something! - Please say something!
- Hello! - Long time no see! - Long time no see! - Long time no see!
- I haven't seen you lately. - I haven't seen you lately. - It's been a while.
- Who was it in this show? - Captain! Captain! - Captain!
- I have something to say today. - What is it? Tell us! - What is it?
- Well... Can we record more normally? - What do you mean?
- No, no! - No, no! - This is our real job. We are idols.
- Even though we are idols, we are often teased about our chin and so on. - I don't like that.
- I don't like it at all! - Can we do this in public? - No, no, no!
- Don't you have a lot of projects that are too twisted lately? - Even though we are idols...
- No, no, no! But what is "team variety"? - That's where you deny it! - Yes.
- Really? - Yes. - So you don't need "team variety" at all? - We don't need it.
- No, no, no! - Look at this "hinada idol". - She's too energetic!
- Is "team" normal? - Let's make "team" normal!
In July of last year, when I was standing in the middle of the exhibition,
there was a tweet about me.
- Do you know my name? - Um... Rikopi-san.
- She called you "Rikopi-san"! - What should I do?
- She noticed you and I didn't notice you. - Why am I standing here?
I also posted a picture of me.
It's fine but...
Suddenly, I was dancing "melon juice" in the middle of the exhibition.
- There was no one in front of me! - No one was watching you!
I got closer and danced "melon juice" properly!
I hid my face and danced "melon juice" all the time!
- No one was watching you! - No one was watching you!
I was so embarrassed!
- I don't need anything like that! - I see.
- That's why you didn't appear in the exhibition at all! - That's why you didn't appear in the exhibition at all!
- Did you refuse to appear in the exhibition? - No, I didn't!
- People who don't have a job don't want to appear in the exhibition! - That's right!
- Did you force yourself to appear in the exhibition? - Yes, I did!
- But you couldn't do it and... - I cried!
- You cried, didn't you? - Yes!
- All of you should talk for about one minute! - One minute?!
- Give me more time! - Is there such a big bear like that?
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! - Are you an amateur?!
- Stop it! Stop it! - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- No way! No way! Seriously?! - Why?!
- Tell me why you cried! - I'm not that kind of person!
- You're not that kind of person!
- She did everything for you! - That's right!
- She made you dance to "Melon Juice"! - Seriously!
- I'm an idol, but I don't need such a tough personality!
- I'll tell you why! - Oh!
- You don't need tears for "Hawaii"! - Oh!
- Tell me! Tell me! - Tell me! Tell me!
- Huh?!
- I shouldn't have said that!
- You should be more like an idol! - I'm fine with being like an idol!
- Normal is best!
- What are you doing today?
- What are you doing today? Do you have anything you want to do today?
- Then I'll talk normally. - What's that?
- I'll talk normally. - You'll talk normally?
- Yes. - On the TV? - On the TV.
- It'll air, won't it? - So you don't care about comedy at all?
- I don't care about jokes or compliments at all. - What?
- I'll just talk normally. - You're normally 48 years old, aren't you?
- You don't care about comedy at all, do you? - That's right!
- Then I'll just talk normally. - Then let's do a normal talk.
- Then let's do a normal talk! - Yay!
- Since it's a normal talk, we don't need any jokes or compliments at all! - Okay!
- Today's talk theme is "When you feel like it's been cold lately". - It's been cold lately.
- Then Ii-chan! - It's "When you feel like warm food is delicious".
- It's delicious, isn't it? - What do you eat for warm food?
- I often make hot pot at home. - What kind of hot pot do you like?
- I like pretty much anything, but I like hot pot the most. - It's delicious, isn't it?
- That's all. - Then next. - Okay!
- Then Rinu! - It's "When you feel like your fingertips are cold". - Even now?
- Yes, I'm really numb right now and I don't feel anything. I think it's "When you feel like it's cold".
- It's winter, isn't it? - Yes, it's winter.
- When I go out of the house and the wind blows, I feel like it's cold. - You don't like it when it's cold, do you?
- Even though it's warm inside, you don't like it, do you? - Then Minazo!
- When I only wore one heattech, I regretted that I should have worn two. - It's warm, isn't it?
- Let's stop it for now. - Is it okay? - Why do you stop it? - No, no, no.
- It wasn't funny at all and we didn't know what to do. - If you do it normally, you'll get sleepy.
- Was it comfortable? - Yes, it was. It was the worst.
- Normal was the best. - There was only the atmosphere of "cut".
- At first, I thought it would be okay to do it normally. I didn't think there was a need for such a variety show.
- But when I tried it, it was surprisingly fun. - No, no.
- Shouldn't you come and try it? - No, no.
- You should try it. Try it. - No, no. - That's right.
- Because at first, everyone was against it. - Yes, yes.
- We were thinking we were dumb. - Yes, we were.
- Our fans made it for us. - No!
- I think you've been fooled. You should try it once. - Yes, I do.
- If you really don't want it, you don't have to come out anymore. - Let's play.
- I really hate it. - Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Just once!
It's really only once.
The last one.
Only once.
Wow!
Let's do chin-ups!
Chin-ups!
Go for it!
Chin-ups!
One, two, three, four.
Let's do it! Five seconds! Four, three, two...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki"!
P-chan!
I've been with you for about three years now.
You're the most excited today, aren't you?
You surprised me!
My fans told me that you're more energetic in Miyazaki and Miyazaki than you are in the park.
I just found out!
You just found out!
I really just found out!
I love this song!
Don't say it like that!
You just found out, didn't you, Emma?
I just found out!
Emma, I know it's sudden, but...
Yeah?
There's something I want you to look at.
What is it?
You know...
I've been thinking about Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki" gag.
"All Night Miyazaki" gag?!
Even your own "Tomioci Revolution" isn't that popular!
Right? It's okay!
I think this gag will surpass "Tomioci Revolution"...
Well, it's not exactly "Tomioci Revolution" gag, but...
No, it's not!
It's not a gag, but...
Oh, really?
Do you want me to try it?
Sure, go ahead.
Here we go!
What is this uniform?!
You look good in raincoat today!
Raincoat is perfect!
Raincoat is good!
You look good in this uniform, don't you?
Yes!
Wow!
I'm happy for today!
As expected of you when you were in junior high school!
Wow!
You look good in that uniform!
Can you stop it?
Yes!
You were called "shadow" by the baseball club.
When you were in junior high school.
Yes!
We received a lot of letters this time as well.
That's right!
We received a lot of letters!
Finally!
That's right!
This time is for real!
This time, we received letters from Hamada-san of HKT48 program staff!
Hello, Hamada-san!
Wait a minute!
I didn't say anything when you called me, but you said it yourself!
Asuka-chan always says it!
I heard you wrote it for me this time as well!
I didn't expect you to continue this program so much!
I'm happy for you!
Yes!
The program staff made Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki" become a hit!
I'm sorry for not telling you earlier!
We don't know how much of a hit it is!
I'll read it now!
On the first broadcast of "Miyazaki and Miyazaki's All Night Miyazaki",
when I called you in person, you said you've never seen Miyazaki and Miyazaki's segment.
It's been a few months since then, but I think you've seen Miyazaki and Miyazaki's segment by now!
What will it be like in reality?
That's what the staff told me!
If only you could see it in person!
That's right!
Then it would be hard for you to watch it!
Well, we talked about whether you'd watch it or not...
That's right!
We've been friends for a while now.
We talked on the phone...
You want me to watch it, don't you?!
I haven't said it, but I haven't said anything like "Did you watch it?"
- Then, shall we call him now? - Shall we call him?
- Yeah.
What should we do?
- I think it's about time you watch it. - What should we do?
Should we record it?
Oh, oh, oh, it's ringing.
- Oh... - It's always ringing, but it's awkward to call again.
- Yes. - Oh!
- What's up? - What's up?
- What did you do? - Game.
Game...
- Game, huh? - Yeah.
- Was it fun? - Was it fun?
- Um... I called you today... - Yeah.
- Um... I have something I want to ask you... - Yeah.
- Um... Last time, you and Miyazaki... - Yes, yes.
- You talked about "Did you watch it?" and called me, right? - Yes, I did.
- And it's been a few months now, right? - Yeah.
- So I thought you might have watched it by now. - Yeah.
- I wanted to ask you about it. - Yeah.
- So you watched it, huh? - Yeah.
- How was it? - I didn't watch it.
Why did you think I would make you appear?
- No, but... - Yeah.
- Um... You called me... - Yeah.
- And called me, right? - Yeah.
So I watched your reaction on the internet.
Why did you watch my reaction on the internet first?
- Let's watch the show first. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry, I haven't stepped in yet. - Why?
- I'm sorry. - Why?
- Yeah.
- Well, well, well, it's the same as last time, isn't it? The reason is. - Yeah.
- I say that, but... - Yeah.
- Next time in Miyazaki, I'll use a hawk's keraban. - Yeah.
- I haven't been called yet, but I'll say it. - Yeah.
- Well, yeah. - Yeah.
- Um... - You can't do that!
- I'm really hungry. - Yeah.
- I really hate it! - You can't do that!
- I really hate it! - No, it's okay, it's okay.
- Leave it to me, leave it to me. I'll make it exciting. - Yeah.
- Leave it to me! - Yeah.
- Um, we'll do our best, right? - Yeah.
- In Fukuoka, we'll spread Miyazaki a lot. - Yeah.
- And appeal it to the public. - Yeah, appeal it.
- And... What do you mean "go"? - Yeah.
- Someday... Someday we'll... - I'll ask my manager...
- ...to tell me. - Someday we'll go to Miyazaki for work.
- I've always dreamed of it. - Yeah.
- But... It's not easy. - Yeah.
- Anyway, you should eat a lot of chicken over there. - Yeah.
- I'm thinking of eating it. - I'm hungry.
- I'm thinking of eating it. - Seriously...
- But in the end... - Yeah.
- There's nothing to say. - Yeah.
- Is there anything you want to say? - Yeah.
- Hmm...
- You know... - Yeah.
- Do you have any recommended spots in Miyazaki? - Hahaha!
- It's just that I want to dance a lot in Miyazaki. - Yeah.
- It's like... I want to spread my wings. - Yeah.
- Someday we want to go to Miyazaki just the two of us. - Yeah.
- We definitely want to go. - Yeah.
- This time... - When we found out...
- We were like... "Huh?" - Yeah.
- We had that reaction. - Hahaha!
- We were like... "Huh?" - Yeah.
- We felt despair. - Yeah.
- Huh?
- Hahaha!
- Agohou's members, please come out!
- One, two... - One, two...
- Agohou! - No, no, no!
- What are you doing? - What?
- Look, look! - You're pulling it!
- You're pulling it, aren't you? - That's right!
- This is "fou", right? - This is "fou", right?
- "Fou"!
- One more time! - One more time!
- What is this? - I've seen you do a great "fou" before!
- Huh? Huh?! - Actually...
- We've found a silver ball, too! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wonderful!
- What you're about to do is...
- Ta-dah!
- Using your face...
- Agoh-relay! - Yay!
- Here we go! - I can't wait!
- Everyone's so excited! - Everyone loves it!
- This is fun, isn't it?! - It's so fun!
- This was the most fun! - Oh!
- Do you know what you do with this inside your chin?
- Boom... - Ah!
- This is... - Chin...
- Huh? - Chin...
- Chin! - Chin!
- Boom with your chin! - That's right!
- Geez! What is this project?!
- Now, agoh-relay using your face!
- Ready...
- Start!
- So fast! So fast! So fast!
- Good! - Good!
- Great! Now, go back! Faster! - So fast!
- Again! - EXCELLENT!
- Great! - Great!
- Good! - Great!
- This is a MOVE I don't know!
- YOU DID IT!
- So fast! - So fast!
- Great job! - Great!
- Go back!
- Great! - Great!
- Now, agoh-relay! - Agoh-relay!
- Use only your chin! - Use only your chin!
- Go back! - Go back!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go, go!
This curve is difficult.
Go, go, go!
This curve is difficult.
She's good!
More, more!
Watch out!
Go, go, go!
Just a little more! Just a little more!
Just a little more!
Yay! I got it!
Chihiro, yay!
Hey, that's not fair!
Why are you so excited?
No, no, no.
So, from now on,
will you or will you not appear on this show?
We won't.
What?!
Wait, wait! No, no, no!
Wait!
There's more!
There's more?!
There's more!
That one wasn't fun.
What about it?
That one's important, right?
It's something you can't leave behind.
Everyone's favorite project, chin stamp!
This will make you excited, won't it, everyone with a chin stamp?
Yes, I'd like to do it.
I knew it!
It's more fun to see it.
Right?
It's shining, Pon-san!
What are you doing?
Well, you see the circle here?
Yes.
There's ink here, so I'm going to stamp with my chin.
Everyone's favorite project, chin stamp!
With my chin?
It's a good stamp, isn't it?
I've done it in the studio.
Really? It's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It'll get dirty.
It's good, isn't it?
It's a variety show.
Can't it be half and half?
It can't be half and half.
That's the job of a manager of a normal company.
Ready...
Start!
It's started!
Shinago went from far away!
Shinago is fast!
Meanwhile, Jiro...
He's finally going!
That's Shinago for you!
He's fast!
That's Shinago for you!
He's fast!
He's beautiful!
That's Shinago for you!
Beautiful chin-touch!
Meanwhile, Jiro...
Slowly, slowly...
Chin-touch!
Jiro, you're too slow!
Shinago only has four left!
Last spurt!
He's coming!
That's the last spurt!
How do you like my rebelliousness?!
You're great!
You're fast!
You're cute!
You're not cute!
How was it, Jiro?
To be honest...
It was kind of fun.
How was it, Jiro?
To be honest...
It was kind of fun.
How was it, everyone?
I'm going to be Ago Five.
Ago Five...
Then...
I guess I'll be...
Wow!
As an official member...
Team Variety!
Is it okay?
Let's do our best!
We'll have more viewers!
That's right!
When you're determined, can I really call you?
Can I?
Can I really call you?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Can I really call you?
I'll really offer you.
Really?
Really, really?
Seriously, seriously.
You're serious, right?
I was just saying that.
No, no.
I'm serious.
I'm turning around, but...
If you say that, I'll think about it again.
What?
Are you okay?
Ago Five members have a busy schedule.
Basically.
Will we get there yet?
It's fun!
It's fun, isn't it?
If you're good at this kind of song, you can't express it like this.
You're doing it.
We're almost there.
Just a little more! Just a little more! Go!